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In the early days
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of the Internet, you
couldn't stream movies
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or summon Thai food to your doorstep.
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But... if you were
interested in text-based news
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about upcoming physics lectures,
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it was a great time to be alive.
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Holy moly.
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Dad.
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Dad!
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I'm in the shower!
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It's an emergency.
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Fine! Come in.
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Dad?
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I thought you had to use the bathroom.
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At 7:23 in the morning?
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Why do I print out schedules if
you're not going to read them?
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Tell me what you want.
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What are we doing next weekend?
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This ain't sounding like an emergency.
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It is. Stephen Hawking
is giving a lecture,
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and I really need to go.
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Can we talk about this
when I'm out of the shower?
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Pick up the pace.
According to the schedule
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that you don't read, I'm
due in there in six minutes.
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So can we go?
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I don't know.
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Go take a shower.
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I still have two minutes and 15 seconds.
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Let's nail this down.
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Where's the lecture?
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And if the answer's
Dallas, we're not going.
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- Good news: it's not Dallas.
- Where?
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Pasadena, California.
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California?
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That's a lot further than Dallas.
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1,232 miles further as the crow flies.
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But kudos to you for
being up on your geography.
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There's no way we're
going to California.
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If Stephen Hawking can make
it there in a wheelchair,
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I'm sure we can manage.
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Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive.
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Hotels are expensive.
We can't afford it.
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But his health is fragile.
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This might be my only chance
to ever see him in person.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I would like to discuss this further,
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but I only have...
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22 seconds to be in the shower,
and buttons slow me down.
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This is the moment we lost that game.
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But one bad play
doesn't mean you give up.
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We had plenty of time to turn it around,
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but y'all decided it was over.
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I don't want to ever
see that happen again.
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Next time something
seems out of your reach,
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you do not quit.
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You just dig deeper.
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Does that mean if I
find an affordable flight
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to California, we can go?
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Hi. Can I help you?
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I'm trying to find the
cheapest flight to California
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- for me and my father.
- Okay.
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Well, have a seat.
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You lookin' to go to Disneyland?
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The only ride I'm interested in is
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the intellectual roller coaster
of Stephen Hawking's mind.
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And where is that located?
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Well... Stephen Hawking's head.
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But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena.
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Got it.
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And, uh, when were you looking to fly?
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Next weekend.
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Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.
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Traveling last-minute can be pricey.
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Are there any discounts available?
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Are you a member of any
frequent-flier programs?
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No. I've never flown before.
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Well, ways to keep the cost down are:
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flying on weekdays,
multiple layovers, or...
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this probably doesn't apply, but...
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airlines offer special fares
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if there's been a death in the family.
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Interesting. May I use your phone?
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Hello?
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What else you got?
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Hello?
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See ya.
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- Where you going?
- Out with Jana.
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You've been spending a lot
of time with her lately.
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Is she your girlfriend?
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Dad, can you make her stop?
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Yeah, I could but I
won't. Also, I can't.
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I just want to know what's
going on in your life.
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And if this girl is
someone special to you,
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then she's special to me.
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Come on.
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- Mary, enough.
- What?
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I want to know.
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Bye.
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If it helps, I don't care.
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It does. Thank you.
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Why doesn't he tell me anything?
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When you were a teenager, did
you tell your parents stuff?
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Well, no.
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Then why do you expect him to?
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'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom.
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Dad, good news. Airline
tickets to California
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are more affordable than you think.
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Sheldon, we're not going.
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What's all this about?
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Stephen Hawking is giving
a lecture at Caltech.
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If we leave on Wednesday and are
willing to make four layovers,
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in Boise, Denver, Albuquerque and Fargo,
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we can get there for only $95 each.
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I have a job... I can't just
leave in the middle of the week.
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W-Well, then what about Mom?
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Sorry, Shelly, we're not
in a position to do this.
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But Stephen Hawking's my hero.
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Imagine if you got a
chance to see Jesus or...
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Dad got to meet the
man who invented beer.
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Someone's Underoos are in a knot.
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My Underoos are fitting
just fine, thank you.
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Then why is there a stick up your butt?
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Stop making inquiries about my bottom.
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But I enjoy it.
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Mom and Dad won't take me to California
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to see Stephen Hawking.
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You thought they would take you
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- to California?
- Yes.
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They wouldn't even buy me
this book at the book fair.
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I had to get it at the library.
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There's a booger on one of the pages.
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Well, I may never get another
chance to see him in person.
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Suck it up. You always
get everything you want.
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That's not true.
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You got a computer.
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- I'm reading a booger book.
- Fine.
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How do you recommend I "suck it up"?
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I don't know, when
you don't get your way,
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shut up and move on.
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- Is that what you do?
- Yeah.
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And that's why you
don't have a computer.
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Georgie is my son... I have the right
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to know who he's spending time with.
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You talking about Jana?
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You know her?
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Well, I don't really know her.
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I've seen them hanging out
together at Dale's store
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a couple of times.
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She's cute.
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Great. So you know even more than I do.
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Always have.
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I don't feel I'm being out of line
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wanting to...
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know how old this girl is
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or what church she goes
to or her last name.
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Owens.
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What? Now you know.
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Unbelievable!
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Oh, geez, you worry
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about Sheldon not being normal,
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now you're worried about
Georgie being normal...
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how did I raise such a turd?
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I am not...
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that word.
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If you can't say the word,
you might be the word.
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Hmm.
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Over the next few days,
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I tried to take my sister's advice
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and "suck it up."
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But how could I,
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when everything reminded
me of Stephen Hawking?
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Hmm.
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L-E-A-R-N.
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That is correct. Now spell...
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Oh, dear!
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It's actually a shampoo for ladies,
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but my hair just responds to it.
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So, what are you doing Friday night?
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No plans.
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My parents are gonna be out of town.
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Really?
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Wanna come over?
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My parents won't let me
if your folks ain't there.
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Okay.
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Uh, but I guess I
don't have to tell 'em.
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Cool.
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Okay, that's it.
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Nothing was able to
shake me from my doldrums,
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not even Dr. Sturgis's
jaunty new sweater-vest.
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Sheldon?
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Yes?
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You seem distracted.
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I really wanted to see Stephen
Hawking speak at Caltech,
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but my parents can't afford the trip.
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That's too bad.
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Dr. H puts on a heck of a show.
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I believe it.
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Would it make you feel better
to know this vest is reversible?
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A little. Thanks.
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Wait.
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I may be able to help you with Hawking.
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Really?
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This vest is not the only
thing that's full of surprises.
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Where ya goin'?
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Out.
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Out where?
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Jana's.
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Her parents gonna be there?
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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Let me just call and make sure.
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Owens.
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Owens.
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That's her last name, right? Owens?
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Why are you being so weird?
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I'm not being weird. Are you?
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No.
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Good. No one's being weird.
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Don't call 'em.
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Why not?
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Why can't you just trust me?
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Because I know that you're lying.
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What? No, I'm not.
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I heard you on the phone with Jana.
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You spied on me?
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I didn't mean to, but
I'm glad that I did,
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because you just lied to my face.
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You are not going anywhere.
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Try and stop me.
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You walk out that door, and
your father gets involved.
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I don't need this.
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Dang.
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Dad.
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- You missed everything.
- What happened?
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Georgie lied to Mom to
be alone at Jana's house,
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but Mom knew 'cause she
listened in on his phone call.
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Oh, boy.
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Now he's grounded and everyone's mad.
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Not me. I'm super happy.
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Well... bye.
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Dad, the university offered to
pay for us to go to California!
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They're even putting us up in a hotel.
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You're kidding.
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We're going to California?
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No, just me and Dad.
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That's fair.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Sometimes sarcasm
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was laid on so thick
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even I could detect it.
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Thanks!
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This was not one of those times.
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I see.
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Well, no, that makes sense.
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Okay, John, thanks.
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Bye.
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Sheldon was right.
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They're offerin' to
pay for the whole trip.
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Why?
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Sturgis talked to his boss,
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and they really want to keep
Sheldon goin' to school there.
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I guess I could take him.
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Why you?
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He asked me first.
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I'm mad at Georgie right now.
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It'd be good for us to have some space.
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So, you pick a fight with Georgie,
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and I don't get to go to California?
269
00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:57,758
Fine, you can go.
270
00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,195
Thank you.
271
00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:02,125
Have fun managing
Sheldon's bathroom schedule
272
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,852
in different time zones.
273
00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:17,810
Let me get a picture of my
boys before their big trip.
274
00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:19,291
It's smart to document this.
275
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:21,295
Next time you see me, I'll
have been in the presence
276
00:11:21,297 --> 00:11:22,818
of Stephen Hawking.
277
00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,517
Smile.
278
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,086
I'd prefer to look serious.
279
00:11:26,089 --> 00:11:28,571
This may appear in a textbook someday.
280
00:11:28,574 --> 00:11:30,305
Say, "Stephen Hawking."
281
00:11:30,308 --> 00:11:32,134
- Stephen Hawking.
- Stephen Hawking.
282
00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:35,071
Aw, you made me smile.
283
00:11:41,418 --> 00:11:43,026
Wash up for dinner.
284
00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:44,289
I ain't eatin'.
285
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,291
Well, you're not watchin' TV.
286
00:11:46,293 --> 00:11:48,966
I can't leave the house,
and now I can't watch TV.
287
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,646
Yeah, it's called being grounded.
288
00:11:54,866 --> 00:11:56,649
I can't wait to move out.
289
00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:57,867
What was that?!
290
00:11:57,869 --> 00:11:59,695
Next time, I'll say it on the phone,
291
00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:01,654
so you can hear me.
292
00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:09,009
You keep frownin' like that,
you're gonna get wrinkles
293
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,750
like your meemaw.
294
00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:12,404
You look great.
295
00:12:12,406 --> 00:12:14,805
I know, I just wanted
to hear you say it.
296
00:12:17,844 --> 00:12:20,238
What's on your mind?
297
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,892
Sheldon always gets everything he wants.
298
00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,764
I guess he does.
299
00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:26,983
That's not fair, huh?
300
00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:28,333
No!
301
00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:30,073
On the other hand, he's just
302
00:12:30,075 --> 00:12:32,815
going to some science lecture.
303
00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:36,819
I know, but he gets to go
on a plane to California.
304
00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,107
Planes aren't all that great.
305
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,519
You can't even smoke on 'em anymore.
306
00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:41,696
I tell you what,
307
00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:43,042
after practice today,
308
00:12:43,045 --> 00:12:45,132
you and me will do somethin' fun.
309
00:12:45,134 --> 00:12:47,003
Can I have my first cigarette?
310
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,180
No!
311
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:50,833
Can I get my ears pierced?
312
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:52,607
Your mom won't like that.
313
00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:55,360
So, maybe.
314
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,894
All right, 34A and B... this is us.
315
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,672
All right, you want
the aisle or the window?
316
00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:11,164
Which one is assigned to me?
317
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,805
It doesn't matter, just pick one.
318
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,980
Well, if I sit by the window,
I can watch the takeoff
319
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:17,114
and landing, but if I sit on the aisle,
320
00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,586
I'm closer to the bathroom.
321
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,727
Here we go.
322
00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,255
Although if I'm by
the window, you'll have
323
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,961
to get up when I use the bathroom.
324
00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,469
But if I'm not, I'll have
325
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,168
to get up when youuse the bathroom.
326
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,219
Just pick one.
327
00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,569
It's a tricky decision.
328
00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:29,958
My bladder's smaller than yours...
329
00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:31,831
Everything okay here?
330
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,267
About to be.
331
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:34,486
Here!
332
00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:35,617
Aisle it is!
333
00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:36,705
We're good.
334
00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:38,230
Oh, okay.
335
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,712
You want to help me with this?
336
00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:44,887
No.
337
00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:46,976
Hey!
338
00:13:46,978 --> 00:13:48,586
You're the one who lied to me.
339
00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:51,735
Well, I'm done talkin' to you,
so it'll never happen again.
340
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:58,031
What?
341
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,169
I know you don't want
to talk, and that's fine.
342
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,227
You can just listen.
343
00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:06,453
Life is hard enough if
you make good decisions,
344
00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:09,674
but if you make bad
ones, it gets even harder.
345
00:14:09,677 --> 00:14:11,938
Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana.
346
00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:13,250
- Georgie...
- No!
347
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,938
You always assume the worst with me.
348
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:18,180
I'm sorry you were a perfect
kid and I'm just a screwup.
349
00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:20,563
You are not a screwup.
350
00:14:21,742 --> 00:14:24,317
And I was not a perfect kid.
351
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,018
Oh, what'd you do, sleep
through church one mornin'?
352
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:31,034
For your information...
353
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,240
I used to skip class...
354
00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:35,895
so that I could
355
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:37,853
drink beer
356
00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,857
in my boyfriend's truck.
357
00:14:41,119 --> 00:14:43,119
Dad had a truck back then?
358
00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:45,731
Not talkin' about your dad.
359
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,517
Whoa.
360
00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:52,607
I also...
361
00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:54,783
stole your meemaw's car
362
00:14:54,785 --> 00:14:57,016
and crashed it into a ditch.
363
00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,149
Really?
364
00:14:58,152 --> 00:14:59,630
With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad?
365
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,659
- Missin' the point!
- If the point is
366
00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:03,923
you made some bad decisions
and turned out fine,
367
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,399
then why you being so hard on me?
368
00:15:05,402 --> 00:15:09,186
Because some decisions
you cannot walk away from
369
00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:11,711
and they will affect
the rest of your life.
370
00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:13,194
If you're talkin' about
Jana getting pregnant,
371
00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:14,586
she ain't gonna.
372
00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,977
That is what I thought,
and the next thing I know,
373
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,198
I'm at the courthouse gettin' married.
374
00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:21,696
You got married
375
00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:23,248
because you were pregnant?
376
00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:28,045
Yes.
377
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,646
So, I was a mistake?
378
00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:33,406
No! No!
379
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,911
You are a blessin'.
380
00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:38,797
The mistake
381
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,540
was lyin' to my parents,
so that I could spend
382
00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:44,500
the night at your dad's house.
383
00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,674
And, you know, tequila.
384
00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:48,967
Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking.
385
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:51,579
We're expecting a smooth
flight to Los Angeles.
386
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:54,016
Before we take off, please
direct your attention
387
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:55,888
to the flight attendants as they review
388
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,977
some important safety procedures.
389
00:15:57,979 --> 00:16:00,414
"Safety procedures"? Oh, baby.
390
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,417
Take a minute to locate
391
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,125
the exit closest to you.
392
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:06,288
The nearest exit could be behind you.
393
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,860
Should the cabin experience
394
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:10,485
sudden pressure loss, oxygen masks will
395
00:16:10,488 --> 00:16:12,469
drop down from above your seat...
396
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,250
Why would the cabin lose pressure?
397
00:16:14,253 --> 00:16:16,516
- It won't.
- Place the mask over your mouth and nose,
398
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,914
like this, pull the strap to tighten it.
399
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:22,483
If you are traveling with
children, make sure that your
400
00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:25,699
own mask is on first
before helping your child...
401
00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:27,258
I don't like this at all.
402
00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:29,071
It's just a precaution.
403
00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:31,203
You know... perfectly safe.
404
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,814
In the unlikely event
405
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,274
of a water landing and evacuation...
406
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:38,289
Water landing, water
landing, water landing...
407
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,508
I can't do this.
408
00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:46,821
Keep going, we'll be right back.
409
00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:48,374
Uh, sir?!
410
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,531
- Sheldon, come out of there!
- No!
411
00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:52,797
At least open the door.
412
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,904
Tell them I need to get off.
413
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,515
Sir?
414
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,297
You both need to return to your seats.
415
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,213
Just one second.
416
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:02,367
Sir. Sir...
417
00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,914
If you want to see Stephen Hawking,
418
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,727
we have to sit down right now.
419
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,657
- It's too dangerous. I can't!
- It's okay to be scared.
420
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,130
Th-That's when you got
to dig deep and be brave.
421
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,306
So, what do you say?
422
00:17:14,308 --> 00:17:16,700
No, I'm your terrified little boy!
423
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,137
Okay.
424
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,053
Sir, please, they're
gonna call security!
425
00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:21,446
Just one more second.
426
00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:24,977
Mr. Spock!
427
00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:27,414
He flies around all the
time in that spaceship.
428
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,000
He's not afraid, is he?
429
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,873
I'm not Mr. Spock.
430
00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:33,914
No, but-but I've seen
you pretend to be him.
431
00:17:35,703 --> 00:17:37,032
Could you do that right now?
432
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,384
You be Spock, I'll be Kirk.
433
00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:44,157
Maybe.
434
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,509
Okay, Mr. Spock.
435
00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:50,689
Your first order is
to return to your seat.
436
00:17:52,136 --> 00:17:54,095
Aye, Captain.
437
00:17:55,851 --> 00:17:58,227
Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.
438
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,102
You okay, Mr. Spock?
439
00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:06,148
Doing my best, sir.
440
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,930
The captain and Mr.
Spock don't hold hands.
441
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,703
Sorry.
442
00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:26,914
Okay, maybe just this once.
443
00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:49,782
I think we've been lied
to about California.
444
00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:51,961
No one on this campus is tan at all.
445
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:55,016
No, they are not.
446
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,630
Imagine all the
stimulating conversations
447
00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,720
that must go on at these tables.
448
00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:04,203
I bet.
449
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,602
I can see myself going here one day.
450
00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:11,607
I think you'd fit right in.
451
00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:37,958
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