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So, you can see that
Sheldon has a baby tooth
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- that never fell out.
- Is that a problem?
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Well, it's gonna keep the adult
tooth from coming down, and...
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it's gonna need to be extracted.
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Oh, he is not gonna be happy about that.
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No, he is not.
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Are you sure we can't
just wait this thing out?
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It's gonna cause all the other
teeth around it to come in
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crooked and, well, you know,
braces can be expensive.
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He is gonna freak out about the pain
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and the needle and the blood.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mention
that stuff when you tell him.
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Uh, can't you tell him?
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I'm not gonna tell him.
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- But you're his doctor.
- And you're his mommy.
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Which means that I have to
deal with him all the time.
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- Help me out here.
- No.
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Okay. Can we tell him together?
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No.
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All right.
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What if I put your business
card, free of charge,
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in the next church newsletter?
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So, Sheldon, little bit of dental news.
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You have a baby tooth
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that never fell out.
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Neat. Even my teeth are stubborn.
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Anyway, in order for your
teeth to come in straight,
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Dr. Bowers is gonna need to pull it out.
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Why didn't I hear this from him?
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I had the same question.
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But a tooth extraction
is a major procedure.
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Not necessarily.
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Will there be blood?
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A little.
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Will there be a needle?
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Maybe, but you won't feel it,
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'cause he's gonna put you under first.
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Put me under? With drugs?
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That's even more dangerous.
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Sheldon, lots of people
get their teeth pulled.
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It's not a big deal.
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Stop enjoying this.
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- Sorry.
- No, you're not.
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No, I'm not.
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This is not exactly the
date night I'd envisioned
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when I was shaving my legs.
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I'm almost done.
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We're elderly, you know?
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If anything, dinner should be early.
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Well, I'll tell you
what, when I'm finished,
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I am gonna whisk you
off to the finest...
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and the only... Chinese
food place in town.
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Ying's? Their nachos are weird.
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I don't know, it's not a bad idea
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to maybe venture out of
Medford once in a while.
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Even better, why don't we
go away for the weekend?
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Uh, come on... You know how hard it is
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for me to get out of the store.
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What's the point of being the boss
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if you can't get somebody
else to do your work for you?
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Uh, I might be able to
leave Georgie in charge.
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My grandson?
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That'd be the one.
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I want to go, so I'm just
gonna say "good idea."
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Hi, Sheldon, what can I do for you?
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Do you have any books or
videos on the Lamaze technique?
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Uh-oh. Georgie get that girl pregnant?
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It's for me. I need
to have a tooth pulled,
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and I'd like to do it without
putting my brain on drugs.
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Okay.
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I've seen that commercial
with the egg in the frying pan.
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Very effective.
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Well, since this is a high
school, we don't have material
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about giving birth on the shelves.
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But...
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since this is a high school,
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I keep a few things
here under the counter.
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Excellent.
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And I'll let my brother know,
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in case he gets himself in a pickle.
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You're having a tooth
pulled, not having a baby.
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If it can work for getting
an eight-pound human
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through a birth canal, it
can work for a tiny tooth.
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Eight pounds? I'm never having kids.
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Fun fact: she ended up having four.
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And if I do, I'm taking
any drugs they'll give me.
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That part was true.
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Hey, Georgie.
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I'm thinking about
taking your meemaw away
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for this weekend.
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Okay. You have my blessing.
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Thank you. And I was wondering, maybe,
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if you'd look after the
store while I'm gone.
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You saying I'm the manager?
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No, I-I'm saying I want
you to look after the store
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while I'm gone.
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But in a managerial capacity.
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You think you can handle it?
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Yes, sir. I will make you proud.
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Great.
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Can I fire people?
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No.
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- Can I get paid more?
- No.
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Can I at least change
the music we play here?
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What's wrong with the
music we play here?
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Nothing, it's just
kind of grandpa music.
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Well, how is this "grandpa music"?
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Do you listen to it?
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Yeah.
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- Do you have grandchildren?
- Yeah.
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Do you see where I'm going with this?
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Okay, Sheldon, you ready?
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Not really.
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Yeah, that makes two of us.
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Why don't you guys come on back?
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You know what? I'm just gonna stay here.
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Um, you don't need me
getting in your way.
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Oh, it's no trouble at all. Come on.
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I've got my crochet.
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- You're coming.
- Fine.
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So, you don't need
to worry about needles
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'cause we're gonna put you
under for the procedure.
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No, thank you. There are risks
associated with anesthesia.
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Feel free to jump in.
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Are there any other options?
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Well, he could stay awake
for it, but we'd have
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to give him novocaine.
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No needles. Just pull the tooth.
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Okay. Just so you know...
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I'm gonna be using this.
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Drugs, please.
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You go to this casino often?
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Kind of.
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So don't be surprised if
everybody knows my name,
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how I take my whiskey and
the color of my lucky bra.
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Purple.
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No, that's my "get lucky" bra.
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So, what are you into? Craps, roulette?
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Well, not much of a gambler.
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You just left Georgie in charge
of your store, so... disagree.
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Mm, he's a lot smarter than you think.
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Maybe you're not as smart as I think.
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Well, if you like me just for
my body, I'm okay with that.
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♪ If you could hear me think,
this is what I'd say... ♪
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There you go. I hope you
enjoyed your shopping experience.
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- I did.
- I'd let the manager know,
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but he already does, 'cause it's me.
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I'll take it.
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It's been a pleasure to serve you.
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You might want to slow
down. We don't have a license
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to sell guns in here.
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Just kidding, it's Texas.
We got them in the back.
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Okay, Sheldon, we're
gonna put the mask on.
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Now you just breathe normally
and count back from 100.
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But counting back from 100
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isn't complex enough to occupy my mind.
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You're up again.
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Why don't you think of
something more sciencey?
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Like counting pi.
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That's a thing, right? Pi?
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I can't count pi, it's
an irrational number.
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But I can embrace the spirit
of your proposal and calculate
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the matrix coefficients
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necessary for a unified field theory.
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Do that. Hit it.
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Of the four fundamental forces,
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the most difficult to
unify is gravity because...
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Oh, thank God.
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Step right up.
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Step right up
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for your chance to meet Thoth!
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The Egyptian god of knowledge.
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He has all the answers.
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No question too big
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or small.
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Hello, young man.
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Do you have a question
you'd like to pose?
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I do, but nobody in
the history of science
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has ever been able to answer it.
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Well, they haven't asked
the great god Thoth!
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Right this way!
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Ask your question.
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Do you really possess all knowledge?
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You only get one question, kid.
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You want that to be it?
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Oh. No.
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How can I unify the
four fundamental forces
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of the universe?
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Now we're talking.
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In order to unify gravity,
you must first understand
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that it is a distortion of space-time.
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Gravity. Of course.
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He even talks in his sleep.
Why am I not surprised?
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Didn't feel it at all. That's
how good this helmet is.
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Want to take a whack?
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Try it on.
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I'll be up front when
you're ready to buy it.
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Oh, no.
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Damn it.
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26 for the twins'
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birthday, three for Georgie
and Mary wouldn't like it
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if I used her birthday for
gambling, so 13 for her.
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All right. For my grandson's
birthday, I'm gonna go black,
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'cause I don't remember.
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No more bets.
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26 black.
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Whoa! Yep! Hey-ah!
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Hooray for the grandkids!
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Whenever the hell they were born!
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You want to go to the bar?
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No, we've hit.
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We gotta ride this out.
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Double zero.
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- Ride's over.
- To the bar!
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Where am I?
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Oh, you died. You're a ghost now.
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What?
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Look who's awake.
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How are you feelin'?
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I had a dream.
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I solved a unified field theory.
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Well, good for you.
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But I can't remember it.
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Hmm.
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Well, you were mumblin' something
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about gravity and forces.
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You need to be more specific.
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Shelly, you weren't makin' much sense.
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Mother, a unified field theory
is the holy grail of physics.
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Solving it would be the
greatest breakthrough
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in the history of science.
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And you forgot it.
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That's funny.
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Hello, Dr. Bowers, it's Sheldon Cooper.
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I need you to administer
more anesthesia to me.
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No, I don't have a dental problem.
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I need to reenter a trancelike
state so I can communicate
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with Thoth, the god of knowledge.
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I would argue that the
greatest discovery in physics
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is worth losing your dental license.
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Well, it's not my fault you let them
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publish your home phone number.
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Well, this is my favorite table here.
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Well, sure, every time you
put down money, you win.
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Oh, this is nice.
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You know, I really don't get
away from the store enough.
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How come you're still
workin' at your age?
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What do you mean "my age"?
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I mean you're old.
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I'm not old.
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Well, I'm old and you're older than me.
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Yeah, that's true.
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But we make it look good though.
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You don't want to be that guy
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that just works till he drops dead.
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I mean, maybe you should retire.
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Have a little fun.
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Well, I'm here with you.
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That's a good start, 'cause I'm fun.
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Oh, man, you sure as hell are.
262
00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:46,742
Hey, you know what'd be fun?
263
00:11:46,743 --> 00:11:49,202
New Orleans is just
an hour away from here.
264
00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:51,580
Oh, I like where this is headed.
265
00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:54,974
And they got themselves a 24-hour
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wedding chapel.
267
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What?
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No!
269
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What do you mean "no"?
270
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We're good together and we're both old.
271
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That's what you said.
272
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We-we haven't even
said "I love you" yet!
273
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All right, fine.
274
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I love you.
275
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You... you're not
gonna say anything back?
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Not under these circumstances!
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Ah, goddang it.
278
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Dale?!
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I'd like to report
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a robbery.
281
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:40,794
Well, before I tell you my name,
is there any way we can do this
282
00:12:40,797 --> 00:12:44,299
where the owner of the
store don't find out?
283
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:48,261
Because he left me in charge
and I really screwed up.
284
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At least $400.
285
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I know it's a lot.
286
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That's why I said I screwed up.
287
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I got to think about this.
288
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I-I'll call you back.
289
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If I was going to recapture my insight
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into a unified field theory,
I needed to find a way
291
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to put myself back into an
altered state of consciousness.
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Native Americans would
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sit in sweat lodges for
hours to achieve this.
294
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I lasted a minute and a half.
295
00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:22,001
Self-hypnosis is another means
296
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of bringing stillness to the mind.
297
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When it isn't giving you a heart attack!
298
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The whirling dervishes of Central Asia
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employ a repetitive spinning technique
300
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to achieve a trancelike state.
301
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You didn't have to storm off.
302
00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:55,955
You're being childish.
303
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,392
So I don't want to get married.
304
00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:00,039
It's nothing personal.
305
00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:02,665
Well, it feels personal.
306
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:03,962
I'm not rejecting you.
307
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,759
I'm rejecting marriage.
308
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,868
If it helps, it's not the first proposal
309
00:14:08,871 --> 00:14:10,163
I've turned down.
310
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,793
How the hell does that help?
311
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After everything that I've done
312
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for you and your family!
313
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:20,435
You give my grandson a job,
so I'm supposed to marry you?
314
00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:24,066
Well, you can forget I even asked.
315
00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:31,481
After my other attempts
to return to the trancelike
316
00:14:31,484 --> 00:14:34,486
state of anesthesia failed,
I turned to something
317
00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:38,032
Nancy Reagan herself told
me to "just say no" to.
318
00:14:38,035 --> 00:14:41,359
My mind-altering
substance of choice was...
319
00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:42,863
chamomile tea.
320
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:45,587
But not your grandma's chamomile tea.
321
00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:49,800
A highly concentrated super
chamomile of my own making.
322
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All the relaxing power of
30 cups of chamomile tea
323
00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:55,884
packed into a teaspoon
324
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of calming sludge.
325
00:14:58,225 --> 00:15:00,060
Sorry, Mrs. Reagan.
326
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,626
Okay, grand unified field theory,
327
00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,629
here I come.
328
00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:45,915
This isn't working.
329
00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:48,815
I disagree.
330
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:53,321
Seems to be working fine and dandy.
331
00:15:53,324 --> 00:15:55,712
Mr. Einstein?
332
00:15:55,715 --> 00:15:57,657
I'm very excited to talk to you,
333
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,911
but I was hoping to hear
334
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,915
from Thoth, the Egyptian
god of knowledge,
335
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,961
so he could teach me the grand
unified field theory again.
336
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,430
Ooh, the grand unified field theory!
337
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,018
Well, la-di-da.
338
00:16:09,021 --> 00:16:12,839
He told it to me in a
dream, but I can't remember.
339
00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:14,954
All right, hang on.
340
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,548
Where is the fun in finding
341
00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,345
things out if some
joker with a bird head
342
00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:21,474
just tells you the answer?
343
00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:24,985
But a grand unified field theory
would explain the universe.
344
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:26,947
Answers are all well and good,
345
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:29,970
but a real scientist loves
the thrill of the chase.
346
00:16:29,973 --> 00:16:31,265
Am I right, Hawking?
347
00:16:31,268 --> 00:16:32,817
I would agree.
348
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:35,212
I do also enjoy the thrill
349
00:16:35,215 --> 00:16:38,083
of rolling over bubble
wrap with my chair.
350
00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:41,720
It-it is fun to pop
that stuff, isn't it?
351
00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:44,501
- So fun.
- But what if I never figure it out?
352
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,868
I never did
353
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,331
and my scientific career
is nothing to sneeze at.
354
00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:50,210
- Same here.
- Agreed.
355
00:16:50,213 --> 00:16:52,298
Uh, don't-don't look at me.
356
00:16:52,301 --> 00:16:54,636
I-I drive a Yugo.
357
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,649
So none of you can help me?
358
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:58,445
I believe I can.
359
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:02,087
Sheldon, if I was offered
a choice between all
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00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:05,683
the knowledge of the universe
or the endless pursuit of it,
361
00:17:05,686 --> 00:17:08,063
I would choose the pursuit.
362
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,712
That's very insightful.
363
00:17:10,715 --> 00:17:12,798
Hold it, hold it... he
didn't come up with that!
364
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:15,063
He stole it from Gotthold Lessing.
365
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,734
Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing?
366
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,196
He's an 18th century German philosopher.
367
00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:22,626
Now do you mind?
368
00:17:22,629 --> 00:17:25,993
We girls are trying to
have some fun over here.
369
00:17:25,996 --> 00:17:27,663
- Apologies.
- Sorry, Cyndi Lauper.
370
00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:28,833
Our bad.
371
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:30,671
I-I like fun.
372
00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:34,109
While I made my peace
373
00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:37,079
with not having the solution
to a unified field theory,
374
00:17:37,082 --> 00:17:39,345
my intestines did not make peace
375
00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:41,724
with concentrated chamomile syrup.
376
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,353
Oh, dear.
377
00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:46,563
Bathroom emergency! Bathroom emergency!
378
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,667
What the hell?
379
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:55,848
I locked this.
380
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,015
Who's here?
381
00:17:59,018 --> 00:18:01,186
I'll call the cops!
382
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:02,771
It's just me.
383
00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:05,357
Why you back so soon?
384
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:06,818
None of your business.
385
00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,403
How'd it go yesterday?
386
00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:10,862
It was good.
387
00:18:10,863 --> 00:18:12,697
Until it wasn't.
388
00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:14,074
What do you mean?
389
00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:17,077
I was helping a customer,
390
00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:19,734
and I guess I forgot
to close the register,
391
00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:23,166
'cause when I got back to
it, all the money was gone.
392
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,668
Are you kidding me?
393
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,044
I screwed up.
394
00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:27,511
Did you call the police?
395
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:29,140
I didn't want to get them involved.
396
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,467
But I was gonna make it right.
397
00:18:32,518 --> 00:18:34,895
Here, take it.
398
00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:39,686
So we good?
399
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:42,394
You're fired.
400
00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:44,062
R-Really?
401
00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:47,409
Get out of my store now.
402
00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:52,673
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