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Hey, what you reading?
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A magazine.
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Oh. Making a collage for school?
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No, just reading it.
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Look at that.
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Maybe Sheldon isn't
the only bookworm around here.
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Which magazine?
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Cosmopolitan. What?
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It's a magazine
for today's woman.
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Hey! I was about to find out
what turns a man on.
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Where'd you get this?
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Heather. I traded
a Fruit Roll-Up for it.
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Well, this is going in the garbage.
You sure?
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It's got some great tips on
how to spice up your marriage.
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My marriage is fine, thank you.
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And you are not to bring filth
like this into our house again.
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That's not fair.
Sheldon reads dirty stuff
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all the time,
and you don't say anything.
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He does not.
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Check out the comic book
on his desk.
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What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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Hold on.
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No. No.
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Th-This blue man's backside
is all over the place.
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On page 112, you get to see
his front side.
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Oh!
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I'll be back. Where you going?
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To give the owner
of that comic book store
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a piece of my mind! Cool.
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And then I'm calling
Heather's mom!
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Aw.
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== Synced & corrected by MaxPayne ==
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Are there any
Vietnamese superheroes?
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There's one called
Half-Face.
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Why?
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The communist government
forced him to build bombs,
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and one blew off half his face.
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The left half or the right half?
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The bottom half.
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That's an important
half.
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Excuse me.
Did you sell this to my son?
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I don't know.
Who's your son?
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The little boy in the corner.
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Which one? Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Look at him!
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He is the same size as
one of the dolls you sell here.
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Those are action figures.
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Where is your sense
of responsibility?
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Have you looked
inside this book?
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Because I have.
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At that moment,
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I felt a subtle heat
rising through my body.
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I was used to being humiliated
by my siblings
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on a daily basis,
but from my mother?
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This was new territory.
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Mom, you're embarrassing me.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, guess what.
I don't care.
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And if I catch you
doing it again,
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I'll be back with my husband;
He is way scarier than me.
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I doubt that. Let's go.
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But I came here with Tam.
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Tam, you coming or not?
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I'm good.
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As you can see,
I'm not related to them.
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And in local weather,
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the tornado watch issued Tuesday
is still in effect for the area.
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Stay right here for updates
as we get 'em.
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I don't understand why
you'd even be interested
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in a book like that.
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One of the characters
is a scientist
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who worked on
the Manhattan Project.
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Well, it's filled with
violence and nudity,
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and you are done looking at it.
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But comics are a form of art.
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You wouldn't forbid me
from looking
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at Michelangelo's David
just because he's nude.
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When a statue
of your naked blue fella
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is on display at the Vatican,
we'll talk.
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Actually, David is at the
Accademia Gallery in Florence.
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Doesn't matter. I don't want you
looking at his bottom either.
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Where's Mom?
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Chewing out the guy
who runs the comic book store.
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Why?
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She found
an inappropriate comic
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that Sheldon had
and went ballistic.
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She also took my Cosmo.
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What's a Cosmo?
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A magazine for today's woman.
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Sucks for you.
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You know, if I had something in
my room she might disapprove of,
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I might be looking
for a real good hiding place
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right about now.
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I think I'm okay.
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Your air vent?
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Boys are dumb.
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D-U-M-B.
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Dumb-a?
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What are you doing?
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Confiscating your comic books.
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You can have them back
when you're 18.
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You're taking
Casper the Friendly Ghost?
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Ghosts are sacrilegious.
Nothing friendly about that.
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Very well.
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There's one more book
that belongs in the box,
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filled with adultery, genocide,
and even human sacrifice.
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You think you're so smart.
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I do. And yet you continue
to treat me like a child.
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You know what?
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You want me to treat you
like an adult, you got it.
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From this moment on,
I am done mommy-ing you.
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Wonderful. Does that mean
I can have my comic books back?
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Comic books are for children.
You're an adult.
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My new adult
responsibilities began that night.
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Luckily, a cookbook
is nothing more
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than a set of instructions.
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And if there's one thing
I shine at,
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it's following instructions.
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Aw.
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What's Sheldon doing?
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Cooking his own dinner. Why?
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He wants to take care
of himself like an adult.
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I plan on putting that off
for as long as possible.
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Really? It's a plan?
129
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Maybe I should go
keep an eye on him.
130
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No. Let him handle this
on his own.
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I wouldn't mind watching.
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Let's just say grace.
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I can't.
I got to go in there.
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If she's going, I'm going.
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No one's going anywhere.
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If he needs help, he can ask.
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I don't need help!
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Everything's under control!
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You're really holding
the line on this one.
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I'm sorry,
but he just pushed my buttons.
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Don't be sorry.
I'm diggin' it.
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Ew.
Gross.
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I agree.
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Pretty gross.
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Y'all are mean.
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How was your chicken?
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Not bad. The dish soap
gave it a nice lemony flavor.
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All right, bedtime.
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Night, Mama. Night, baby.
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Have sweet dreams.
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Love you.
Love you, too.
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Sheldon, I assume you don't
need to be tucked in?
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I can handle it, thank you.
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Okay.
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Wow. No good night kiss?
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That's up to your brother.
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That won't be necessary.
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Fine.
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Had enough?
You gonna back down?
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No.
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He's real smart,
but he needs to learn
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he doesn't know everything.
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Woman, you are getting sexier
by the second. Whew.
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Hey, now that you're
treating him like an adult,
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can I have his allowance?
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That allowance is for chores,
which you already don't do.
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Come on. We all know
I'm your favorite.
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You're not even
his third favorite.
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Making my
school lunch the next morning
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proved no easier than dinner.
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00:08:03,414 --> 00:08:05,720
Maybe you're turning it
the wrong way.
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00:08:05,764 --> 00:08:07,592
: Don't you have
anything better to do?
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Not better than this.
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This is nothing
a little science can't fix.
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All I need to do
is break the pressure seal.
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I don't think
that was enough science.
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Morning, Missy.
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Morning, Sheldon.Morning.
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Morning, Mary.
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Mom, you need to sign
this consent form.
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What's it for?
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Field trip.
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Where? Museum.
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Which one? Does it matter?
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It's not like I'm gonna
learn anything, anyway.
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It's the planetarium
at the science museum.
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And I need you
to sign mine, too.
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Oh. It's interesting
that an adult
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would need his mother
to sign a consent form.
190
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And here we go.
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I don't need you to sign it,
the school does.
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So you're saying
even the school doesn't think
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that you're mature enough
to make all your own decisions.
194
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In that moment,
195
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:06,042
I was so angry with her,
I almost opened the jar.
196
00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:13,571
I'm ready to go to college.
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00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,749
Okay. Where you thinking?
198
00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,316
Somewhere with
a good science program,
199
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,057
but far enough away
200
00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:24,016
to make my mom cry herself to
sleep every night that I'm gone.
201
00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:26,323
You're applying to
college out of spite?
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00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,630
I see why you're
the guidance counselor.
203
00:09:29,674 --> 00:09:31,502
Okay, let's see.
204
00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:33,808
What about Caltech in Pasadena?
205
00:09:33,852 --> 00:09:35,984
I can't see myself
living in California.
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00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:38,161
I don't trust
their carefree lifestyle.
207
00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:40,250
Okay. Um...
208
00:09:40,293 --> 00:09:42,600
How about MIT in Boston?
209
00:09:42,643 --> 00:09:44,602
Do they have
a strong physics program?
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00:09:44,645 --> 00:09:46,299
They're more of
an engineering school.
211
00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:48,127
Next.
212
00:09:50,782 --> 00:09:52,914
There's always Harvard.
213
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:59,095
Hmm. I don't like cold weather,
but I do look good in maroon.
214
00:10:00,705 --> 00:10:03,055
All right, Harvard it is.
Thank you for your help.
215
00:10:03,099 --> 00:10:05,579
Are you interested in
applying to a safety school
216
00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:06,928
in case you don't get in?
217
00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:09,975
Safety school. You're funny.
218
00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:13,457
So, how was everyone's day?
219
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,198
I cut open a frog at school.
220
00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,113
For science class?
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00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:18,592
Sure.
222
00:10:18,636 --> 00:10:20,942
We should put a lock
on the knife drawer.
223
00:10:24,642 --> 00:10:25,991
What are you eating?
224
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,254
An English muffin with
ketchup and spray cheese.
225
00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:29,342
No fair.
226
00:10:29,386 --> 00:10:30,474
Lucky.
227
00:10:30,517 --> 00:10:32,650
Sorry I spent an hour
making meatloaf.
228
00:10:32,693 --> 00:10:34,260
So, Moonpie,
229
00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:36,175
how's adult life treating you?
230
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,481
Very well, actually.
231
00:10:37,524 --> 00:10:39,222
I'm working on my application
to Harvard.
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00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:41,049
Is that so?
233
00:10:41,093 --> 00:10:43,313
Yes. And I'm planning
on transferring there
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00:10:43,356 --> 00:10:44,749
as soon as possible.
235
00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:46,751
You're not going away
to Harvard.
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00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:48,666
I don't believe
you have a say in this.
237
00:10:50,581 --> 00:10:51,930
Okay, well,
238
00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,018
Harvard's real expensive.
239
00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:55,151
How do you plan
on paying for it?
240
00:10:55,194 --> 00:10:56,935
Oh, I'm sure
I'll get a scholarship.
241
00:10:56,978 --> 00:10:59,416
- Oh, are you?
- Yes, I am.
242
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,331
: Okay. Okay.
243
00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:04,203
Let's just take a deep breath
and talk about something else.
244
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,683
Fine.
245
00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:09,469
I want to hear about that frog.
246
00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:10,818
A different something else.
247
00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,298
I just
realized something.
248
00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:15,345
College applications cost money
just to send in.
249
00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:17,956
They do?
$50, $60 a pop.
250
00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:20,828
I don't believe you have
that kind of money, do you?
251
00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:24,658
Will you excuse me?
252
00:11:24,702 --> 00:11:27,748
I have to go take
a cold shower.
253
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:37,233
Hello, Randall.
I would like to apply for a job.
254
00:11:37,276 --> 00:11:39,148
You would?
Yes.
255
00:11:39,191 --> 00:11:41,629
I need to earn money
so I can apply to Harvard.
256
00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:43,587
I thought about
going to Harvard,
257
00:11:43,631 --> 00:11:46,416
but then I realized
The Shack is my passion.
258
00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,984
So can I work here?
259
00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:51,029
Excuse me. How much RAM
does this computer have?
260
00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:53,249
Um, I can check
on that for you.
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00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:57,688
It comes with 640 kilobytes,
but it's expandable up to 768.
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Well?
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Do you even have a résumé?
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No, but I have a report card
that'll knock your socks off.
265
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And what's the processor speed?
266
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It has the Intel 8286,
so ten megahertz.
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Sorry, Sheldon.
268
00:12:16,141 --> 00:12:18,883
I think it's against company
policy to hire little kids.
269
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,538
But people say I'm like
an old man all the time.
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Hey, I'm one of 'em,
but the answer's still no.
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When people wonder
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why Radio Shack eventually
went out of business,
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you can point to this moment.
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Meemaw?
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Meemaw?
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Hey! Looking sharp.
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You're not gonna try to sell
me a set of knives, are you?
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No.
It's a joke.
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'Cause of the suit.
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Okay.
281
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I need money
for my Harvard application,
282
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and was wondering if there are
any jobs I could do.
283
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Hmm. My yard could
use a little weeding.
284
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:03,493
I'm not terribly fond
of outdoor work.
285
00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:06,757
Plus, that garden gnome
terrifies me.
286
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:09,412
Ernesto has that
effect on people.
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How much does the job pay?
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Well, let me think.
How about a dollar an hour?
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How about five dollars an hour?
How about 50 cents an hour?
290
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,289
Wait a minute.
What just happened?
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I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a dollar. Thank you.
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Hey.
Hey.
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You know how you think I
can't do anything for myself?
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I do think that, yes.
295
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,655
Well, I have something
I'd like to show you.
296
00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:36,787
You did some chores?
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Come see for yourself.
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00:13:38,397 --> 00:13:41,618
I don't know if I'm ready
for another heart attack,
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but here we go.
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Feast your eyes.
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00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:55,589
You did all this?
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I did.
303
00:13:56,981 --> 00:14:00,376
You shoved everything in
the closet, didn't you?
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Take a look.
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00:14:12,214 --> 00:14:14,695
I am impressed.
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00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:15,913
You should be.
307
00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:18,002
There may be hope for you yet.
308
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,144
I thought that showed ingenuity.
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00:14:31,059 --> 00:14:32,843
Okay, here you go.
310
00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:37,239
I got you a shovel
and a bucket and some gloves.
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00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:40,546
Did you check the gloves
for spiders?
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00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:44,376
Is this my first day as Meemaw?
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It's not?
314
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,903
No. It's duck-hunting season.
315
00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:52,733
That, sir,
is an in-mitigated fabrication!
316
00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:54,952
It's wabbit season! Duck season.
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00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,738
Not again.
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00:14:57,781 --> 00:14:59,261
What's wrong, baby?
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I'm trying to hear about
duck season and wabbit season,
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00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:04,092
but they keep talking about
this stupid tornado.
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00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:08,836
The National Weather
Service has issued a tornado watch
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for the following counties:
Angelina...
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00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,975
Hey, Shelly, how's
it going over there?
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I hate everything about this.
325
00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:22,980
You need to come home with me.
326
00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:24,373
No. I'm working.
327
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:27,158
There is a tornado watch.
Let's go!
328
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:29,204
Oh, come on, Mary.
We've had a watch
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every day for two months;
Nothing ever happens.
330
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,860
I think
you're just worried
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I'm earning the money to send in
my college application.
332
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,170
I am worried it is not safe
out here. Let's go!
333
00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,172
I can worry about my own safety,
thank you.
334
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,044
I don't care
if you think you're an adult.
335
00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:46,177
I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.
336
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,005
Well, that ain't good.
337
00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,442
You believe me now?
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00:15:50,486 --> 00:15:51,835
Mom?
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00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,510
I 'm scared!
It' s gonna be okay.
340
00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:08,859
Georgie!
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00:16:08,903 --> 00:16:11,166
Help me get this in front of the window.
On it.
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00:16:13,951 --> 00:16:15,692
Is this my bed?
Yeah.
343
00:16:15,736 --> 00:16:18,042
Aw, it took me an
hour to make it.
344
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:22,090
You okay, Moonpie?
345
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,918
I'm all right.
346
00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,094
I'm not. This is scary.
We're gonna be fine.
347
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,226
This'll blow through
in a few minutes.
348
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:34,668
I need to pee.
349
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,191
Can you hold it, baby?
350
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:39,194
We'll find out.
351
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,415
I'm not all right anymore!
352
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:46,244
Flashlights, guys!
353
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,420
What if it hits us
and we all die?
354
00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:51,728
It's not gonna hit us!
Imight hit you.
355
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:55,384
But first, I'm gonna hold you.
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In the name of Jesus,
I place a hedge of protection
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00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:02,826
around this house and my family.
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00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:06,438
I command this storm
to skip over our home
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00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:07,657
in Jesus' name.
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00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:08,789
I wish peace
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00:17:08,832 --> 00:17:10,791
to every single person
in this room
362
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,576
and declare that not one of us
will get hurt
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00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,448
in this storm, in Jesus' name!
364
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,669
Pray harder!
365
00:17:19,713 --> 00:17:20,757
Okay.
366
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:35,772
The good news was
most of our neighborhood was spared.
367
00:17:35,816 --> 00:17:37,034
Oh.
368
00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:38,732
The bad news: My mother thought
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00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,734
she had something
to do with it.
370
00:17:40,777 --> 00:17:42,344
Looks like your house is okay.
371
00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:45,260
You were just worried I might
have to come live with you.
372
00:17:45,303 --> 00:17:47,915
Oh, I think the word you're
looking for is 'terrified.'
373
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,613
Hmm. Better go check on it.
374
00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:52,136
I'll come with you.
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00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,138
Be careful.
376
00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:57,794
Mom?
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00:17:57,838 --> 00:17:59,361
Yeah, baby?
378
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:14,289
You would not believe
the pee I just took.
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