1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:04,743 Previously onYoung Sheldon...Whatever it is, 2 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:07,355 I'm here for you. 3 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:10,445 I got a girl pregnant. 4 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:18,235 Oh, no. 5 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,367 I messed up. 6 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,368 Oh, no. 7 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:21,282 What do I do? 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,023 Oh, no. 9 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,807 Please, say anything else. 10 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,200 I'm trying! 11 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,505 Okay... 12 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,377 Are you sure she's pregnant? 13 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,813 Yes, she took a test. 14 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,076 Sometimes those things are wrong. 15 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,643 She took more than one. 16 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,123 Well... 17 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,125 Are you sure it's yours? 18 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:40,605 Some gals like to get around. 19 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:44,261 Dad, she's pregnant, it's mine and she's having it. 20 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,090 Y'all are too young to have a baby! 21 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:51,355 I am. She's actually 29. 22 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,836 Oh, no. 23 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:13,943 You realize you have to tell your mother. 24 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,336 Well, I just told you. 25 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,033 Maybe we let it sit awhile. 26 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,470 I can't know this and keep it to myself. 27 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:21,342 Dale did. Like a champ. 28 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,692 Georgie, you have to tell her. 29 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,347 Fine. 30 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:29,176 Will you at least be there? 31 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,354 Yeah. 32 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:34,659 And tell her? 33 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:39,142 What's going on? Everything okay? 34 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,144 You might want to sit. 35 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,190 Now you're scaring me. 36 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,495 No one died. 37 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,323 Kind of the opposite, actually. 38 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:49,674 Tell me. 39 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,549 Um... 40 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,074 I-I'm gonna... 41 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,774 I'm gonna have a baby. 42 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,650 Are you kidding me?!It's true. 43 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,828 Okay, now I do need to sit. 44 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,586 What are you doing? 45 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,936 It felt weird coming in without being invited. 46 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,373 That's because everything you do is weird. 47 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,679 Where's Mom and Dad? 48 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:38,723 I don't know. 49 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,203 I just got home and no one's here. 50 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,378 You sure? 51 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:42,901 It's a tiny house and Dad's a big guy. 52 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,729 Thanks for the heads-up. 53 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,166 Where are you going? 54 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,602 To watch R-rated movies 55 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,473 until they get back, doy. 56 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,649 What do we even know about this girl? 57 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,216 Well, that's the thing... 58 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,478 Buckle up. 59 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,088 She's 29. 60 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,004 Years old?! Oh, my... 61 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,267 Guess we're standing again. 62 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,878 What kind of 29-year-old 63 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,184 dates someone your age?! 64 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,360 Obviously the kind that was lied to. 65 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:09,841 What are we gonna do? 66 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,495 That's what we're figuring out. 67 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,019 You're gonna have to marry her. 68 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,499 I think so, too. 69 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:17,240 Hell no! 70 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,459 What do you mean, "no"? 71 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,764 He got her pregnant! 72 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,592 Mary, she's 29. 73 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:23,638 Well, what choice does he have? 74 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:24,943 She's not gonna marry him. 75 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:25,988 What's wrong with me? 76 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,468 You're an idiot. 77 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:28,643 You're irresponsible. You live in a garage 78 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,514 and use a sink as a toilet! 79 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:31,515 Care to jump in? 80 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:33,865 Hello? 81 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,347 Yeah, baby? 82 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,436 I was just wondering where everyone was. 83 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,091 Uh, we're just in here talking. 84 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,310 We'll be out in a little bit. 85 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,268 Everything okay?I'm fine. 86 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,792 But Missy's watching a movie called Porky's. 87 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:49,794 I don't know what that is. 88 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,361 That one's rough.Not good. 89 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,971 I'll be right back in, baby. 90 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,234 Hmm. 91 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,889 You're gonna have to introduce us to this girl. 92 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,239 Why? 93 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,109 'Cause she's having our grandbaby, 94 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:00,979 you dumb son of a bitch. 95 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,068 George! But what he said. 96 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:06,811 I'll ask her, but she's not very happy with me right now. 97 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:09,249 Yeah, I like her already. 98 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:48,113 Relax, you earned this one. 99 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,333 Thank you. 100 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,468 You coming back to bed? 101 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:56,644 In a minute. 102 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,221 Kind of déjà vu, huh? 103 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:10,571 Kind of. 104 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:16,533 I wanna be furious at him, but how can I? 105 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:20,624 The trick is to forget we did the same thing, then it's easy. 106 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:27,849 At the time, it seemed like our lives were over, but... 107 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,504 then Georgie was born. 108 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,201 With that crazy head of hair. 109 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:37,772 And just like that it was 110 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,949 the best thing that could have happened to us. 111 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,822 What kind of cigarette are you smoking there? 112 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:52,395 Oh, so, what do we do now? 113 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,355 We don't have a lot of choices. 114 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:58,401 We're gonna be grandparents and, uh... 115 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,403 What's the girl's name again? 116 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:01,796 Mandy. 117 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,754 And Mandy is gonna be part of our lives 118 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:08,411 in some shape or form until we're, you know, dead. 119 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,761 What do you mean, "shape or form"? 120 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,589 Georgie's gotta marry her. 121 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:15,026 No, Mary, he doesn't. 122 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:18,943 How am I supposed to set foot in my church 123 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,511 if our son has a child out of wedlock? 124 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,600 It's nobody's business. 125 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:26,037 It's a small town, George, 126 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,953 everything is everybody's business. 127 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,303 You ever stop to think maybe she doesn't 128 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,393 want to marry a 17-year-old? 129 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,830 He'll be 18 in March. 130 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,440 All right, you're just being ridiculous. 131 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,400 I'm being a Christian. 132 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:55,676 When you were born, you were a gift from God but that does not 133 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,374 change the fact that I am very mad at you! 134 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:02,073 All right. 135 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:13,084 You look like crap.Thanks. 136 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,565 You go out drinking last night?Of course not. 137 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,393 'Cause when I look that bad, 138 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,221 I been out drinkin'. 139 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,441 I just didn't get much sleep. 140 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,139 Oh? Something bothering you? 141 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,229 Well... 142 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,579 there are some things 143 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,276 going on that are... 144 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,063 ...of concern.Morning. 145 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,631 Morning.Good morning. 146 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,157 Everything okay? 147 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,811 Yeah.You bet. 148 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,553 Don't seem like it. 149 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:49,512 Well, it is. Go get ready for school. 150 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,736 Carry on. 151 00:07:57,433 --> 00:08:00,523 Before I say anything, 152 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,438 I owe you an apology. 153 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,484 Love 'em, hit me. 154 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,008 I was just thinking about the hell 155 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,618 I put you through when... 156 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:10,185 Mom, have you seen my Thursday socks? I looked in 157 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,317 my drawer and I could only find Wednesday and Friday. 158 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,406 Thursday's are in the dryer. 159 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,582 Mm. 160 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:27,332 Oh. Here's the little rascals. 161 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:32,947 You were saying? 162 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,079 I was just thinking about 163 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,604 when I was pregnant with Georgie, and... 164 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,171 how hard that must've been for you. 165 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,521 I'm sorry. 166 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,566 Georgie got that girl pregnant? 167 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,090 Keep your voice down. And... yes. 168 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,657 Oh... 169 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,141 Something weird's going on. 170 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,882 If you mean my missing socks, 171 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:57,145 they were in the dryer clinging to Dad's boxer shorts. 172 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,451 I mean with Mom. When I was in the kitchen, 173 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,149 she and Meemaw got real quiet. 174 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,455 I was just in there and they seemed perfectly normal. 175 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:04,935 And what about last night? 176 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,154 What about it? 177 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,155 They were talking in the garage 178 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,156 with the door shut. 179 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,549 What's odd about that? 180 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,333 Nobody in this house talks. 181 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:14,554 Hmm. What do you think is going on? 182 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,381 I don't know, but I'm telling you, it's bad. 183 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,340 Not necessarily. 184 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,560 Maybe they're planning a surprise party for us. 185 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,605 Our birthday isn't for months. 186 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,434 True. Maybe they needed some lead time. 187 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:28,393 You can't expect Stephen Hawking to roll in at a moment's notice. 188 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:34,008 Come on, I'm taking you both to school. Let's move it. 189 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,619 He looks terrible. 190 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,621 He has had heart problems, 191 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,623 plus he's been having a rough time at work. 192 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,799 Not to mention he's pretty chunky. 193 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:47,456 Oh, dear. I wonder if RadioShack makes a defibrillator. 194 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,548 That girl is like ten years older than him. 195 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,506 Because he lied to her. 196 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,161 I told him from the start that he needed to come clean, 197 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,423 and be honest. 198 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,643 Morning. 199 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,168 I know everything. 200 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,648 Dang it. 201 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,910 Why'd you have to tell her? 202 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,520 She is my mother, and... 203 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,131 Taking the kids to school. 204 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,263 Bye.Have a good day. 205 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:19,357 I see it now.Mm-hmm. 206 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,185 Okay, in my defense... 207 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,187 You have no defense. You're an idiot. 208 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,276 That was a big part of my defense. 209 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,061 When do we get to sit down with her 210 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,410 and talk this through? 211 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,979 Ah, yeah, here's the thing about that: 212 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,024 she ain't real eager to meet y'all. 213 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,939 Why not? 214 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,638 Did you want to meet George's parents when he knocked you up? 215 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,597 I was not "knocked up," I was with child. 216 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,946 And he's right there. 217 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,395 What?Nothing. 218 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,357 I love you. 219 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,143 Okay. 220 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:10,147 In case it's not apparent, she was speaking for both of us. 221 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,543 Okay. 222 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,723 Ah, damn it.I'm not here to fight with you, 223 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:25,119 or pass judgment on you, I just want to talk about... 224 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,861 where we're going with all this. 225 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,732 There's nothing to talk about. 226 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,474 All this is my business.That's true. 227 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,563 I just thought it might be nice if you got 228 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,217 to meet Georgie's family. 229 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,220 I haven't even told my own parents yet. 230 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:45,966 Just so you know, I went through this very thing 231 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:49,360 with my own daughter, Georgie's mom. 232 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,711 So, we get it. 233 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,974 Really? 234 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,411 We just want to be helpful. 235 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,720 Well, I'm not very happy with Georgie right now. 236 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:04,506 Nobody is. We get it. 237 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,552 Thanks, Brenda, I really appreciate it. 238 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:12,688 Oh, nothing major, just, um, some family stuff that we need 239 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,126 to talk about and it'd be better if the kids weren't here. 240 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,782 Great, I'll send 'em over at00? 241 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,828 Okay. 242 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,699 Where are we going? 243 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,180 Don't be sneaking up on me. 244 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,443 I wasn't sneaking. Where are we going? 245 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,925 Brenda invited you and your brother over 246 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,535 to dinner with Billy tonight. 247 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,059 Why?Because they're nice people! 248 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,540 Wow. Take a pill. 249 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,026 I don't see why I got to wear a tie. 250 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,376 Because we want to make a good impression. 251 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,770 She already met this bozo, aren't we past that? 252 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,468 Hey, let's just keep in mind, I didn't do this by myself. 253 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,730 It takes two to tango. 254 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,863 Do you even know what a tango is? 255 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,647 It's sex, ain't it? 256 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,999 Pastor Jeff is right next door. 257 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,871 Maybe I should invite him to join us. 258 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,220 Why? 259 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,831 So we can bring God into the conversation. 260 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,920 God let her get pregnant. I think He's done enough. 261 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,619 Okay, that's her. 262 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,318 Um, everybody, let's make her feel welcome. 263 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,495 Welcome.Hello. 264 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,280 Yo. 265 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,985 So, Mandy, what do you do? 266 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,508 Right now I'm just waiting tables. 267 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,162 Well, people need to eat. 268 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,687 Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm. 269 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:44,693 You know what I enjoy? That T-G-I-F Friday. 270 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:48,001 They got a whole menu page, just appetizers. 271 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,699 I hope brisket's okay. 272 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,745 Georgie wasn't too sure what kind of food you liked. 273 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,747 We didn't do a lot of eating when we were together. 274 00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,056 So, Mandy, your people from around here? 275 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,102 Uh, Oklahoma originally. 276 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,626 Well, we won't hold it against you. 277 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,631 I guess we don't even know your last name. 278 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,155 McAllister.Scottish, right? 279 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,765 Right. 280 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,985 'Cause if it was Irish, it'd be O'McAllister. 281 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,553 So, you're Catholic? 282 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,903 I'm not really anything. 283 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,949 But you'll be raising this child 284 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,776 with some sort of religious upbringing. 285 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,171 I haven't really thought about it. 286 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,305 Well, that's one of the things we can help with, 287 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,610 starting with grace. 288 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,743 Mom...We're starting with grace! 289 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,578 Heavenly Father... 290 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,668 Why not heavenly mother?Don't, just don't. 291 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,496 Heavenly Father, 292 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,977 bless this food and the hands that prepared it. 293 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,502 And thank you for bringing Mandy into our family 294 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,548 and watch over this child as he or she grows 295 00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,160 and becomes a God-fearin' Baptist, amen. 296 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,901 Amen. 297 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,293 Smooth. 298 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,730 You like meatloaf? 299 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,080 Yeah, is that what we're having? 300 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,169 No, just making dinner conversation. 301 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,171 We're having spaghetti. 302 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,868 With hot dogs cut up in it? 303 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,348 Ew, no. 304 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,958 I'd like to go home, please. 305 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,177 We can't. 306 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,091 How come? 307 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,180 Yeah, how come? 308 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,485 We don't know. 309 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,183 The leading theory is my father's dying. 310 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,749 I don't think that's it. 311 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,447 Well, something's wrong. 312 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,579 Maybe they're getting divorced like my mom and dad. 313 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,625 Billy! We don't talk about that. 314 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,280 Never mind. 315 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,463 So, Mandy, my mother mentioned that 316 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,161 your folks don't know about the baby. 317 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,902 No, not yet. 318 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,165 Well, I'm sure they'll be excited 319 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,471 when you tell them you're bringing 320 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,125 new life into the world. 321 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,736 Is that how you felt when she got pregnant? 322 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,259 About the baby? 323 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,959 Yeah. The guy who did it? 324 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,221 Mutual. 325 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,136 They kid around like that. 326 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:06,139 Yeah, all good fun. 327 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,968 Well, regardless of what goes on with your parents, 328 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,405 we want you to know that we are here for you 329 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,147 and the baby, who we will love and cherish. 330 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,279 Thank you. 331 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,412 Me, too. In fact, if you want, 332 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,109 I can go with you to tell your parents. 333 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,937 Yeah, and then my father can shoot you. 334 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,766 I'm not kidding. 335 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,464 Maybe it would be better if you went to your parents 336 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,467 with, um, good news first. 337 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,861 And what would that be?Well... 338 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,168 everybody loves a wedding. 339 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,604 Would you stop with that? 340 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,259 It needs to be discussed.No, it doesn't. 341 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,087 I'm having a baby, I don't need to marry another one. 342 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,524 I know I'm young now, but think about it-- 343 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:47,484 when you're a dried-up old lady, I'll be your hot trophy husband. 344 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,357 Maybe her dad should put you down. 345 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,141 I just think that 346 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:56,102 God wants children raised within the bonds of holy matrimony. 347 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,060 Mary, they already made one giant mistake, 348 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,714 they don't have to make another. 349 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,328 So, marrying me was a mistake? 350 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,635 I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about them. 351 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,029 I think we all know who you're talking about. 352 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,813 You really want to do this now? 353 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,467 You're honestly happy with how your life turned out? 354 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,642 You have no regrets? 355 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,557 That "giant mistake" gave us 356 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,559 our children who I love very much. 357 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,909 What about your husband?Oh, I love him just fine! 358 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,954 Oh, nice, put that on a Hallmark card. 359 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,347 What do you want me to say? 360 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,696 I want you to admit that this marriage 361 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,524 hasn't exactly been a bed of roses. 362 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,136 Wake up, no marriage is a bed of roses! 363 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,095 Well, then I guess we nailed it!I guess we did! 364 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,097 And that kid is gonna be Baptist! 365 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,884 So, Mandy, glad you came? 366 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,019 Makes perfect sense, they're getting divorced. 367 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,673 If they do, I'm staying with Mom. 368 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,370 That's fine, I'll take Dad. 369 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,416 And if he does die, you'll get the house to yourself. 370 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,939 You can live with us. 371 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,072 Nobody's dying, nobody's getting divorced. 372 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,334 Except you and Dad. 373 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,770 Just eat your dinner. 374 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,032 I wonder if our dad met another woman. 375 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,124 Nobody met nobody. You eat your dinner, too. 376 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,344 My dad's with another woman. She's nice. 377 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,215 Dinner! 378 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,956 Which would be perfect with little chunks of hot dog in it. 379 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,045 Her name is Martha Jean. 380 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,264 Billy! 381 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,268 She works at a tanning salon. 382 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,357 Thanks for coming. 383 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,187 Yeah, it was great. 384 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,407 Okay, so, I'll talk to you? 385 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,453 I guess. 386 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,108 What are you doing? 387 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,761 Giving you a kiss good night. 388 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,894 I think you've given me enough. 389 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,375 Hey. Mandy, hold up. 390 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,811 Go away. 391 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,167 Sorry about all the yelling. 392 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,647 Are they always like that? 393 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,649 Not in front of company. 394 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,738 So, it's kind of like you're already family. 395 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,870 Lucky me.Mm. 396 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,484 Speaking of which, when are you gonna tell your folks? 397 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,400 I was thinking about waiting until my mom 398 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,010 tells me to lay off the pie. 399 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,968 Well, just remember, 400 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,970 if you ever need anything, call me. 401 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,451 I've already been through this with my daughter, 402 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,410 so I know how to do it wrong. 403 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,673 Thanks. 404 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,165 You get a hug and I get nothing. 405 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,174 I know it didn't go great the other night, 406 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,263 but I meant what I said-- I'll be there for you. 407 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,439 Georgie, not now.I'm serious. 408 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,441 I'll go to baby classes with you. 409 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,573 You need to learn that breathing stuff. 410 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,967 Okay, one chicken fried steak and a cheeseburger. 411 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,360 Ain't you gonna refill their water? 412 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,796 Go away! 413 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,319 Also, you'll be throwing up 414 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,538 in the morning-- I'm good with that. 415 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,279 You may not know, but your feet 416 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,802 are gonna swell up, and your boobs. 417 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,282 I'll rub whatever you need rubbed. 418 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,500 Good to know. 419 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,372 Table three, order up. 420 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,895 Want me to get that? 421 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,026 You know, in your condition. 422 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,550 Georgie, I got it. 423 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,595 Sorry, I'll quit bothering you. 424 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,380 Great.Just one more thing. 425 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,209 I love you. 426 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,560 What? 427 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,996 You ain't got to say it back. 428 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:15,953 Yeah, I'm not gonna. 429 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,695 Don't forget their water! 430 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,569 I have new information. 431 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,918 What is it? 432 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,399 I heard them talking about a baby. 433 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,270 Oh, my. 434 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,098 You know what that means. 435 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,708 Mom's pregnant. 436 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:32,666 Exactly.