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Previously onYoung Sheldon...Whatever it is,

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I'm here for you.

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I got a girl pregnant.

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Oh, no.

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I messed up.

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Oh, no.

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What do I do?

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Oh, no.

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Please, say anything else.

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I'm trying!

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Okay...

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Are you sure she's pregnant?

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Yes, she took a test.

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Sometimes those things
are wrong.

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She took more than one.

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Well...

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Are you sure it's yours?

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Some gals like to get around.

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Dad, she's pregnant,
it's mine and she's having it.

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Y'all are too young
to have a baby!

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I am. She's actually 29.

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Oh, no.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain

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♪ I bet I could be your hero

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♪ I am a mighty little man

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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪

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You realize you have to
tell your mother.

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Well, I just told you.

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Maybe we let it sit awhile.

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[stammers] I can't know this
and keep it to myself.

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Dale did. Like a champ.

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[scoffs] Georgie,
you have to tell her.

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Fine.

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Will you at least be there?

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Yeah.

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And tell her?

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What's going on?
Everything okay?

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You might want to sit.

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Now you're scaring me.

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No one died.

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Kind of the opposite, actually.

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Tell me.

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Um...

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I-I'm gonna...

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I'm gonna have a baby.

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Are you kidding me?!It's true.

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Okay, now I do need to sit.

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♪ Or you can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips ♪

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Missy.♪ They won't be reaching out

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♪ For you no more

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♪ But don't tell my heart

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♪ My achy breaky heart

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♪ I just don't think
he'd understand ♪

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What are you doing?

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It felt weird coming in
without being invited.

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That's because everything
you do is weird.

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Where's Mom and Dad?

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I don't know.

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I just got home
and no one's here.

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You sure?

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It's a tiny house
and Dad's a big guy.

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Thanks for the heads-up.

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Where are you going?

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To watch R-rated movies

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until they get back, doy.

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What do we even
know about this girl?

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Well, that's the thing...

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Buckle up.

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She's 29.

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Years old?!
Oh, my...

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Guess we're standing again.

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What kind of 29-year-old

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dates someone your age?!

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Obviously the kind
that was lied to.

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What are we gonna do?

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That's what we're figuring out.

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You're gonna have to marry her.

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I think so, too.

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Hell no!

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What do you mean, "no"?

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He got her pregnant!

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Mary, she's 29.

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Well, what choice does he have?

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She's not gonna marry him.

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What's wrong with me?

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You're an idiot.

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You're irresponsible.
You live in a garage

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and use a sink as a toilet!

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Care to jump in?

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[knocking]

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SHELDON:
Hello?

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Yeah, baby?

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SHELDON: I was just wondering
where everyone was.

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Uh, we're just
in here talking.

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We'll be out in
a little bit.

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Everything okay?SHELDON: I'm fine.

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But Missy's watching
a movie called Porky's.

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I don't know
what that is.

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That one's rough.Not good.

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I'll be right
back in, baby.

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SHELDON:
Hmm.

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You're gonna have to
introduce us to this girl.

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Why?

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'Cause she's having
our grandbaby,

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you dumb son of a bitch.

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George!
But what he said.

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I'll ask her, but she's not
very happy with me right now.

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Yeah, I like her already.

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[grunts softly]

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[crickets chirping]

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Relax, you earned this one.

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[exhales]
Thank you.

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[door closes]

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You coming back to bed?

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In a minute.

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[sighs]

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Kind of déjà vu, huh?

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Kind of.

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I wanna be furious at him,
but how can I?

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The trick is to forget we did
the same thing, then it's easy.

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At the time, it seemed
like our lives were over, but...

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then Georgie was born.

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With that crazy
head of hair.

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[laughs]
And just like that it was

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the best thing that
could have happened to us.

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What kind of cigarette
are you smoking there?

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Oh, so, what do we do now?

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We don't have a lot of choices.

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We're gonna
be grandparents and, uh...

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What's the girl's name again?

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Mandy.

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And Mandy is gonna be
part of our lives

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in some shape or form
until we're, you know, dead.

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What do you mean,
"shape or form"?

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Georgie's gotta marry her.

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No, Mary, he doesn't.

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How am I supposed to set foot
in my church

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if our son has a child
out of wedlock?

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It's nobody's business.

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It's a small town, George,

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everything is
everybody's business.

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You ever stop to think
maybe she doesn't

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want to marry a 17-year-old?

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He'll be 18 in March.

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All right,
you're just being ridiculous.

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I'm being a Christian.

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When you were born, you were a
gift from God but that does not

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change the fact
that I am very mad at you!

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[door opens]

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All right.[door slams]

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You look like crap.Thanks.

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You go out drinking last night?Of course not.

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'Cause when I look that bad,

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I been out drinkin'.

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I just didn't get much sleep.

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Oh? Something bothering you?

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Well...

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there are some things

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going on that are...

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...of concern.Morning.

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Morning.Good morning.

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Everything okay?

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Yeah.You bet.

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Don't seem like it.

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Well, it is.
Go get ready for school.

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Carry on.

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[sighs]

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Before I say anything,

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I owe you an apology.

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Love 'em, hit me.

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I was just thinking
about the hell

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I put you through when...

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SHELDON: Mom, have you seen
my Thursday socks? I looked in

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my drawer and I could only
find Wednesday and Friday.

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Thursday's are in the dryer.

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Mm.

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Oh. Here's the little rascals.

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You were saying?

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I was just thinking about

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when I was pregnant
with Georgie, and...

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how hard that
must've been for you.

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I'm sorry.

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Georgie got that girl pregnant?

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Keep your voice down.
And... yes.

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Oh...

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Something weird's going on.

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If you mean my missing socks,

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they were in the dryer
clinging to Dad's boxer shorts.

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I mean with Mom.
When I was in the kitchen,

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she and Meemaw got real quiet.

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I was just in there and they
seemed perfectly normal.

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And what about last night?

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What about it?

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They were talking in the garage

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with the door shut.

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What's odd about that?

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Nobody in this house talks.

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Hmm. What do you think
is going on?

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I don't know,
but I'm telling you, it's bad.

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Not necessarily.

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Maybe they're planning
a surprise party for us.

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Our birthday isn't for months.

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True. Maybe they
needed some lead time.

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You can't expect Stephen Hawking
to roll in at a moment's notice.

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[knocking on door]

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Come on, I'm taking you both
to school. Let's move it.

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He looks terrible.

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He has had heart problems,

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plus he's been having
a rough time at work.

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Not to mention
he's pretty chunky.

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Oh, dear. I wonder if RadioShack
makes a defibrillator.

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That girl is like
ten years older than him.

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Because he lied to her.

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I told him from the start
that he needed to come clean,

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and be honest.

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[door opens]

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Morning.

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I know everything.

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Dang it.

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Why'd you have to tell her?

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She is my mother, and...

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Taking the kids to school.

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Bye.Have a good day.

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I see it now.Mm-hmm.

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Okay, in my defense...

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You have no defense.
You're an idiot.

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That was a big part
of my defense.

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When do we get to
sit down with her

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and talk this through?

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Ah, yeah, here's
the thing about that:

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she ain't real eager
to meet y'all.

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Why not?

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Did you want to meet George's
parents when he knocked you up?

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I was not "knocked up,"
I was with child.

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And he's right there.

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♪

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[radio playing quietly]

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What?Nothing.

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I love you.

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Okay.

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In case it's not apparent,
she was speaking for both of us.

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Okay.

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Ah, damn it.I'm not here to fight with you,

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or pass judgment on you,
I just want to talk about...

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where we're going with all this.

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There's nothing to talk about.

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All this is my business.That's true.

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I just thought it might
be nice if you got

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to meet Georgie's family.

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I haven't even told
my own parents yet.

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Just so you know,
I went through this very thing

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with my own daughter,
Georgie's mom.

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So, we get it.

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Really?

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We just want to be helpful.

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Well, I'm not very happy
with Georgie right now.

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Nobody is. We get it.

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MARY: Thanks, Brenda,
I really appreciate it.

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Oh, nothing major, just, um,
some family stuff that we need

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to talk about and it'd be better
if the kids weren't here.

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Great, I'll send 'em
over at 6:00?

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Okay.

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Where are we going?[gasps]

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Don't be sneaking up on me.

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I wasn't sneaking.
Where are we going?

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Brenda invited you
and your brother over

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to dinner with Billy tonight.

269
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,059
Why?Because they're nice people!

270
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,540
Wow. Take a pill.

271
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,759
[scoffs]

272
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,026
I don't see why
I got to wear a tie.

273
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,376
Because we want to make
a good impression.

274
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,770
She already met this bozo,
aren't we past that?

275
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,468
Hey, let's just keep in mind,
I didn't do this by myself.

276
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,730
It takes two to tango.

277
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,863
Do you even know
what a tango is?

278
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,647
It's sex, ain't it?

279
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,999
[sighs] Pastor Jeff
is right next door.

280
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,871
Maybe I should invite
him to join us.

281
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,220
Why?

282
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,831
So we can bring God
into the conversation.

283
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,920
God let her get pregnant.
I think He's done enough.

284
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,053
[doorbell rings]

285
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,619
Okay, that's her.

286
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,318
Um, everybody, let's make her
feel welcome.

287
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,495
Welcome.Hello.

288
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,280
Yo.

289
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,985
So, Mandy, what do you do?

290
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,508
Right now I'm just
waiting tables.

291
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,162
Well, people need to eat.

292
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,687
Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.

293
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:44,693
You know what I enjoy?
That T-G-I-F Friday.

294
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:48,001
They got a whole menu page,
just appetizers.

295
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,699
I hope brisket's okay.

296
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,745
Georgie wasn't too sure
what kind of food you liked.

297
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,747
We didn't do a lot of eating
when we were together.

298
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,056
So, Mandy,
your people from around here?

299
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,102
Uh, Oklahoma originally.

300
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,626
Well, we won't hold it
against you.

301
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,106
[laughs]

302
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,631
I guess we don't even know
your last name.

303
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,155
McAllister.Scottish, right?

304
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,765
Right.

305
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,985
'Cause if it was Irish,
it'd be O'McAllister.

306
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,553
So, you're Catholic?

307
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,903
I'm not really anything.

308
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,949
But you'll be
raising this child

309
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,776
with some sort of
religious upbringing.

310
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,171
[chuckles] I haven't
really thought about it.

311
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,305
Well, that's one of the
things we can help with,

312
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,610
starting with grace.

313
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,743
Mom...We're starting with grace!

314
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,578
Heavenly Father...

315
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,668
Why not heavenly mother?Don't, just don't.

316
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,496
Heavenly Father,

317
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,977
bless this food and the
hands that prepared it.

318
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,502
And thank you for bringing
Mandy into our family

319
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,548
and watch over this child
as he or she grows

320
00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,160
and becomes a God-fearin'
Baptist, amen.

321
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,901
Amen.

322
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,293
Smooth.

323
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,730
You like meatloaf?

324
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,080
Yeah, is that what we're having?

325
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,169
No, just making
dinner conversation.

326
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,171
We're having spaghetti.

327
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,868
With hot dogs
cut up in it?

328
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,348
Ew, no.

329
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,958
I'd like to go home, please.

330
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,177
We can't.

331
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,091
How come?

332
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,180
Yeah, how come?

333
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,485
We don't know.

334
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,183
The leading theory
is my father's dying.

335
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,749
I don't think that's it.

336
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,447
Well, something's wrong.

337
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,579
Maybe they're getting
divorced like my mom and dad.

338
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,625
Billy! We don't talk about that.

339
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,280
Never mind.

340
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,463
So, Mandy,
my mother mentioned that

341
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,161
your folks don't know
about the baby.

342
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,902
No, not yet.

343
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,165
Well, I'm sure
they'll be excited

344
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,471
when you tell them
you're bringing

345
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,125
new life into the world.

346
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,736
Is that how you felt
when she got pregnant?

347
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,259
About the baby?

348
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,959
Yeah. The guy who did it?
[blows raspberry]

349
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,221
Mutual.

350
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,136
They kid around like that.

351
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:06,139
Yeah, all good fun.

352
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,968
MARY: Well, regardless of what
goes on with your parents,

353
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,405
we want you to know
that we are here for you

354
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,147
and the baby, who we will
love and cherish.

355
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,279
Thank you.

356
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,412
Me, too.
In fact, if you want,

357
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,109
I can go with you
to tell your parents.

358
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,937
Yeah, and then my father
can shoot you.

359
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,112
[laughing]

360
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,766
I'm not kidding.

361
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,464
Maybe it would be better
if you went to your parents

362
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,467
with, um, good news first.

363
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,861
And what would that be?Well...

364
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,168
everybody loves a wedding.

365
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,604
Would you stop with that?

366
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,259
It needs to be discussed.No, it doesn't.

367
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,087
I'm having a baby, I don't
need to marry another one.

368
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,524
I know I'm young now,
but think about it--

369
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:47,484
when you're a dried-up old lady,
I'll be your hot trophy husband.

370
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,357
Maybe her dad should
put you down.

371
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,141
MARY:
I just think that

372
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:56,102
God wants children raised within
the bonds of holy matrimony.

373
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,060
Mary, they already
made one giant mistake,

374
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,714
they don't have to make another.

375
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,328
So, marrying me was a mistake?

376
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,635
I'm not talking about us,
I'm talking about them.

377
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,029
I think we all know who
you're talking about.

378
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,813
You really want
to do this now?

379
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,467
You're honestly happy
with how your life turned out?

380
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,642
You have no regrets?

381
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,557
That "giant mistake" gave us

382
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,559
our children
who I love very much.

383
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,909
What about your husband?Oh, I love him just fine!

384
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,954
Oh, nice, put that
on a Hallmark card.

385
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,347
What do you want me to say?

386
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,696
I want you to admit
that this marriage

387
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,524
hasn't exactly
been a bed of roses.

388
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,136
Wake up, no marriage
is a bed of roses!

389
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,095
Well, then I guess we nailed it!I guess we did!

390
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,097
And that kid is
gonna be Baptist!

391
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,884
So, Mandy, glad you came?

392
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,019
Makes perfect sense,
they're getting divorced.

393
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,673
If they do,
I'm staying with Mom.

394
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,370
That's fine, I'll take Dad.

395
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,416
And if he does die, you'll get
the house to yourself.

396
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,939
You can live with us.

397
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,072
Nobody's dying,
nobody's getting divorced.

398
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,334
Except you and Dad.

399
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,770
Just eat your dinner.

400
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,032
I wonder if our dad
met another woman.

401
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,124
Nobody met nobody.
You eat your dinner, too.

402
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,344
My dad's with another woman.
She's nice.

403
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,215
Dinner!

404
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,956
Which would be perfect with
little chunks of hot dog in it.

405
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,045
Her name is Martha Jean.

406
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,264
Billy!

407
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,268
[whispers]:
She works at a tanning salon.

408
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,357
Thanks for coming.

409
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,187
Yeah, it was great.

410
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,407
Okay, so, I'll talk to you?

411
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,453
I guess.

412
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,108
What are you doing?

413
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,761
Giving you a kiss good night.

414
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,894
I think you've given me enough.

415
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,375
Hey. Mandy, hold up.

416
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,811
Go away.

417
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,167
Sorry about all
the yelling.

418
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,647
Are they always like that?

419
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,649
Not in front of company.

420
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,738
So, it's kind of like you're
already family.

421
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,870
Lucky me.Mm.

422
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,484
Speaking of which, when
are you gonna tell your folks?

423
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,400
I was thinking about
waiting until my mom

424
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,010
tells me to lay off the pie.

425
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,968
Well, just remember,

426
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,970
if you ever need anything,
call me.

427
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,451
I've already been
through this with my daughter,

428
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,410
so I know how to do it wrong.

429
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,673
[laughs softly]
Thanks.

430
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,159
♪

431
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,165
You get a hug
and I get nothing.

432
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,174
I know it didn't go great
the other night,

433
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,263
but I meant what I said--
I'll be there for you.

434
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,439
Georgie, not now.I'm serious.

435
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,441
I'll go to baby classes
with you.

436
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,573
You need to learn
that breathing stuff.

437
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,967
Okay, one chicken fried steak
and a cheeseburger.

438
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,360
Ain't you gonna
refill their water?

439
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,796
Go away!

440
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,319
Also, you'll be throwing up

441
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,538
in the morning--
I'm good with that.

442
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,279
You may not know,
but your feet

443
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,802
are gonna swell up,
and your boobs.

444
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,282
I'll rub whatever
you need rubbed.

445
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,500
Good to know.

446
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,372
COOK:
Table three, order up.

447
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,895
Want me to get that?

448
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,026
You know, in your condition.

449
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,550
Georgie, I got it.

450
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,595
Sorry, I'll quit
bothering you.

451
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,380
Great.Just one more thing.

452
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,209
I love you.

453
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,560
What?

454
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,996
You ain't got to say it back.

455
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:15,953
Yeah, I'm not gonna.

456
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,695
Don't forget their water!

457
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,569
I have new information.

458
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,918
What is it?

459
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,399
I heard them
talking about a baby.

460
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,270
Oh, my.

461
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,098
You know what that means.

462
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,708
Mom's pregnant.

463
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:32,666
Exactly.