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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Sounds like I'm done here.

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It's probably that coach
from Carthage.
Actually,

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I got offered the job.
Wayne.

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Morning, George.

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I quit.
Come on.

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Is there a chance I keep my job?

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No.

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Then at least let me leave
on my own terms.

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All right.

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All right, almost there.

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I don't know about this.

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The last surprise you got me
is pressing on my bladder.

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Surprise.

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You got me an ugly car?

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No, I bought me
a family car.

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What about your Mustang?

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I traded it in.

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For this?

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That's what the guy
at the lot said.

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(scoffs)
But you love that Mustang.

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Yeah, but there was no way

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I was gonna get a
baby seat in the back.

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Well, that's very thoughtful.

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And these things are real
safe, too. My mom has one.

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When I was little, she hit
an ice cream truck with it.

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I didn't even wake up.

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Is this a bad time to tell you

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I only liked you
for your cool car?

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You say that now,
but wait till

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you see how many
groceries we can get

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in the back of this thing.

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I can't believe you did this.

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It's a no-brainer.

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I want to keep our kid safe.

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Thank you.

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Hm. That was interesting.

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Oh, grow up.

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Grow up?

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I bought a car that seats 25.

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(laughing)

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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *

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* Yesterday I moved a mountain *

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* I bet I could be your hero *

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* I am a mighty little man *

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* I am a mighty little man. *

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It's so nice that you're
joining us for dinner.

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Please don't make
a big deal out of it.

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I just said it was nice.

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You said so nice.

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I'm sorry.

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(chuckles softly)
It's fine.

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Niblingo,
I have a question.

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Niblingo?

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He made it up.

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I coined it
because there was no word

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to denote the unmarried mother
of our niece or nephew.

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Sheldon, that sounds rude.

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Do you have a better word for

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the unmarried mother
of a niece or nephew?

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(exhales)
I'm not sure we need one.

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I think it's sweet.

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Kind of.

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Uh, what's your question?

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Thanks, Niblingo.

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I've heard that
pregnant women

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eat for two.
Does that mean

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that you need two
full-size portions?

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I guess Dad's pregnant then.

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One portion should be fine,

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considering the baby's
the size of a golf ball.

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Actually, according
to my calculations,

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the baby's the size
of a bell pepper.

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Although I could be off.

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When was your
last menstruation?

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You do not need to answer that.

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I was not going to.

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I'm real sorry about them.

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Wh...
I didn't say anything wrong.

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Neither did I.

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You were being overly nice.

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It made everybody uncomfortable.

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(phone rings)

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Who's calling during dinner?

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You know, twins
run in our family.

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It's not twins.

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That's too bad.

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It would double your chances
of having a remarkable child.

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Like me.

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Or a child that people like.

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Just eat your dinner.

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Are you gonna find out the sex?

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Yes.
No.

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No?

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I want to be surprised.

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I don't like surprises.

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What about the baby shower?
People are gonna want to know.

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Oh, yeah.
We got to have a baby shower.

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Remind me what a baby shower is.

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(whispers): I got to go.

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Everything okay?

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That was Petersen.

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Something's going on with Wayne.

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What's that mean?
I don't know.

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Doesn't sound good.

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Did you know the
modern baby shower

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has history that goes
back to ancient Egyptian

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and Greek civilizations?

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Remarkable.

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What's going on?

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I don't know.
He didn't show up for work.

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I heard he was here.

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What's that about?
I don't know.

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WILKINS:
Go away.

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Wayne, it's George.
Open up.

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WILKINS:
I said go away.

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If you don't let us in...

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Tom here says he's gonna
knock the door down.

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Why you got to...

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Want a drink?

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I got vodka
and root beer.

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Ugh.

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Wayne, what's going on?

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My life is a lie.

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(whispers): Gay?

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I don't know.

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We're gonna need
more than that.

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My marriage.

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My beautiful marriage--
it's-it's over.

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You and Darlene? No.

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You two are the happiest
couple I know.

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I mean, wh...
whatever's going on,

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it'll blow over.

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She's cheating on me.

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You sure?

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Oh, man. I'm sorry,
that's terrible.

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With my best friend.

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That's even more terrible.

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She was my world.

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Well there's no reason
to throw in the towel.

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I mean, you can
still get her back.

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She's having his baby.

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Well... Say something.

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What do you say to that?

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You really never
suspected anything?

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That's what you say?
You had nothing.

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Wayne, buddy, uh...

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Uh...

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No, I-I know it seems bad now,

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which it is.

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Which is why it seems that way.

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Oh, my God.

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Just... Just
leave me alone.

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Y'all can't fix this.

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What do you want to do?

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Oh, I don't know.
We can't leave him here.

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Let's take him
to your place.

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I can't do that.
Why not?

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If I took in every teacher
with marital problems,

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my apartment would
look like a firehouse.

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Fine.

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Wayne, grab your pants.
You're coming with me.

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I don't want to be around you
and your happy family.

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Happy?
Uh, couple days with us

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and you'll be glad that kid

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ain't yours.

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Let's go. Pants.

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Well, thanks again.
That was fun.

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Really?
Dinner with my family?

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My family
won't talk to me at all.

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So, I'll take "niblingo"
and a home-cooked meal any day.

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Well, you're
always welcome.

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I think there's
ice cream in the freezer,

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if you want to come in.

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I mean, I'm gonna eat it,
but you can watch.

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Thanks, but I got
to get to work.

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It's a laundromat.

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Doesn't it kind of
run on its own?

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(chiming)

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You'd think that,

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but there's a lot
of technical issues--

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lint and such.

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Okay. Good night.

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Good night.

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Look at me.

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Just chipping away at the ice.

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(snoring)

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Well, this is a wrinkle.

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Missy. Missy.

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MISSY:
What?

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An issue of social protocol
has arisen,

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and I need your input.

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(snoring)

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(whispers):
What's he doing here?

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I don't know.

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But more importantly, would it
be rude if I watch television?

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MISSY (whispers):
Mom.

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Mom.

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What?

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Why is Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?

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No, the question is
can I watch TV

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with Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?

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It's a subtle but
important difference.

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Get out.

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Oh, hey, Tom.

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How's he doing?

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Still sleeping it off.
Mm-hmm.

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Morning, Tom.
Mary.

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I just can't believe
Darlene would do that to him.

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Yeah, just...

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Right before the big game
Friday night.

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Think he can
pull himself together by then?

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How would I know?

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Really?

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A man's life is coming apart

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and you're worried about
a football game?

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Well, yeah.

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Can we take this outside?

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Do you mind?

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I don't mind.

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Do you mind?
I don't mind.

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We don't mind.

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Oh, listen, George,
I really need your help here.

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What do you
expect me to do?

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I don't know.
Get him coaching again.

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You gave him my job.
This is your problem.

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Well, you quit.
You were gonna fire me.

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But you quit first.

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Can we please
just focus on Wayne?

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I'm begging you, George.

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You know what a big deal
this game is.

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Don't know what the hell
I'm supposed to do.

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Okay.

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Thank you.
I owe you one.

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I'm not doing this for you,

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I'm doing it
for the kids on that team.

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What about Wayne?
What about him?

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And Wayne.

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I had Georgie go get
your car from the motel.

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Thanks.

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Trust me, going back to work
is just what you need.

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One thing you
got to remember,

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this story ain't over.

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We don't know how
it's gonna end.

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The only person that
can decide that is you.

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You are the hero of your story.

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You take the action.
You call the shots.

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You decide your destiny.

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That's the same speech
you gave at halftime

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when we were getting our nuts
crushed by Nacogdoches.

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And you remember what happened?
We came back and won that game.

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After their quarterback
dislocated his shoulder.

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You're not even
trying, Wayne.

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I am, you're not.

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Ms. McAllister,

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we don't have any insurance
information on file for you.

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Oh, that's all right.
We'll be paying in cash.

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Cash?

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In God we trust.

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You always carry
that much cash around?

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Do you think there's
just boobs in this bra?

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(chuckling)

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No, I mean, why?

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(chiming)

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Well, the laundromat's
a cash business.

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That's mostly just quarters,
though, isn't it?

267
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,946
Uh, yeah, but, well, now
we've got the video store,

268
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,282
and I'm not real
big on banks.

269
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,018
Because you lived through
the Depression?

270
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,021
Yeah. (laughs)

271
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,258
All right, everyone.
Pencils out, books away.

272
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,460
Let's get ready
to take this test.

273
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,729
Mrs. Wilkins?

274
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,965
Are you sure you want us
to take this test today?

275
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,233
Why wouldn't I?

276
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,601
Well, you know,

277
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,569
with everything
you're going through?

278
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,708
Okay, we got your playbook,

279
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,542
we got your practice plan, and

280
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,046
you, sir, are ready to coach
some kick-ass football.

281
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,849
Thanks, George.

282
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:49,917
I really appreciate

283
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,551
everything you've done for me.

284
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,521
Coming back to work
was just what I needed.

285
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,990
(phone ringing)
Happy to help.

286
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,926
Coach Wilkins.

287
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,762
DARLENE:
What the hell did you
tell Missy Cooper?!

288
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,332
I'll give you some privacy.

289
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,402
Over in this aisle we've
got your new releases.

290
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,304
Here are your action
and adventures--

291
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,873
your Stallones,
your Schwarzeneggers,

292
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,407
your Van Dammes,

293
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,144
and of course we have a
whole row of chick flicks,

294
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,380
known in the movie
biz as rom-coms.

295
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,315
Do not enter?

296
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,952
What's back there?
Oh, that? That's just

297
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,154
some storage and
a bunch of machines

298
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,689
that rewind the tapes
when people are not kind

299
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,824
and don't rewind.

300
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,159
Very cool.

301
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,428
Hey, if you ever need any help
behind the cash register,

302
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,330
I'd sure rather
be working here than being

303
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,566
on my feet all day at the diner.
Mm, no.

304
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,334
No, you don't want to do that.

305
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,836
You're such a good waitress.

306
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,471
It'd be a waste of your talent.

307
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,639
Hey, Georgie.

308
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,508
Officer Rutledge.

309
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,112
Congratulations on your
expanding business empire.

310
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,181
Thank you. Very kind.

311
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,648
Hey there, Jake.

312
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,884
Hey, Connie.

313
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,518
I was just telling
your grandson here

314
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,254
how much I love the new place.

315
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,158
Mandy, let me show you
the kids section.

316
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,798
Got all the Looney Tunes,
Flintstones, Fraggle Rock.

317
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,532
(Meemaw and Jake
speaking indistinctly)

318
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,334
What's going on?

319
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,137
Nothing. Just figured
we're having a kid,

320
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,972
we should be familiar
with the genre.

321
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,474
Well, thanks for dropping by.

322
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,477
We need to renegotiate
our arrangement.

323
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,013
Uh, and we will
talk about that soon.

324
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,881
Meanwhile...

325
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,650
Grab some Red Vines.
Show of good faith.

326
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,290
You wouldn't
think it about Jake, but...

327
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,227
(chuckles)
he just loves a foreign film.

328
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,528
Just stop it, okay?

329
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,530
I know what's going on here.
You do?

330
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,233
That creepy cop,
that trip to Mexico,

331
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,767
all that cash in your bra.

332
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,269
(whispers):
Y'all are selling drugs.

333
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,638
We're not
selling drugs.

334
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,140
So you're telling me
there's nothing weird

335
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,141
going on back there?

336
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,709
Oh, I didn't say that.

337
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,084
Let's take a walk.

338
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,887
Try and keep an open mind.

339
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,222
(slot machines chiming)

340
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,895
Oh, my God.

341
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,696
See? Not drugs.

342
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,966
And that is the sound

343
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,269
of a 22% house advantage.

344
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,104
Is it legal?

345
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,772
Yes.
No.

346
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,008
Kind of.
K... Kind of.

347
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,242
So, the police are in on it.

348
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,677
A little bit, yeah.

349
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,313
Silent partner, as they say.

350
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,615
I know it's a lot.

351
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,452
It's amazing.
(chuckles)

352
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,653
It is?

353
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,490
My kid's going to
private school.

354
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,192
You're going to
private school!

355
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,526
(exclaims)

356
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,964
All right, everybody.
Great practice.

357
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,200
Let's gather round, take a knee.

358
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,005
All right, Coach.
They're all yours.

359
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,207
Thank you, George.

360
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,009
Look at you guys.

361
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,144
Young, strong,

362
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,713
all your hopes and dreams
in front of you.

363
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,215
None of you have any idea

364
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,883
of what's out there
waiting for you.

365
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,951
Wayne, where you
going with it?

366
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,954
A team requires trust.

367
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,555
Sure, you can

368
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,959
count on your teammates
when the ball is snapped.

369
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,227
But can you count on them

370
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,794
when they're away
at a teachers conference

371
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,864
with the woman you were gonna
spend your life with?

372
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,333
Hmm?

373
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,736
Okay.

374
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,771
"Team" on three.

375
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,074
(TV playing indistinctly)

376
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,776
I will not submit
to the procedures.

377
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,611
That's Commander Data.

378
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,682
He's an android,
but he aspires to be human.

379
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,816
Which, if you ask me,

380
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,185
is a step
in the wrong direction.

381
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,786
PICARD:
I understand your objection.

382
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,192
I don't know how he's gonna
coach the game on Friday night.

383
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,360
Poor man.

384
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,995
Can you believe his marriage

385
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,729
falling apart like that?
I know.

386
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,933
If it was gonna happen to
anybody, you'd think it'd be us.

387
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,201
Ain't that the truth.

388
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,970
(chuckles)

389
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,437
Saw your wife today.

390
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,872
I heard.

391
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:09,176
You're smart to stay here.
She seems pretty mad.

392
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,080
(crowd clamoring)
(players grunting)

393
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,347
(whistle blows)

394
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,949
Okay, Wayne, we
got the ball back,

395
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,217
what do you want to do?

396
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,651
Kill myself.

397
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,687
Come on, buddy,
help me out here.

398
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,156
I can't, George.

399
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,193
I just can't.

400
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:28,962
Okay.

401
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,364
All right. Stevens!

402
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,233
Come on.
All right, listen up.

403
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,835
Yeah.
All right, we're gonna run
the ball the rest of the game.

404
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,237
Okay? Two hands.

405
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,638
Nothing fancy. All right?
Yes, Coach.

406
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,208
Let them pass,
let them turn it over.

407
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,176
(whistle blows)
All right? Go.

408
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,789
Hey, I brought some
pizza home, come on.

409
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:57,790
Can't.

410
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,559
Sheldon, there ain't no leaks.

411
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,262
There might be.
I can't risk it.

412
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,863
You want me to bring you
a slice in here?

413
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,232
What about crumbs?

414
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,667
Crumbs attract bugs.
Bugs bring disease.

415
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,136
(sighs)
Give me the bucket.

416
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,737
I'll watch for leaks
while you go eat.

417
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,839
Really?
Yeah.

418
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,275
Okay.

419
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,645
But keep an eye above
the computer,

420
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,613
that's the heart
of my whole operation.

421
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,681
Got it.

422
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,717
And the train set.
Go eat.

423
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,190
Sheldon, where's your brother?

424
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,525
He's in my room.
Don't distract him.

425
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,897
Hey.
Hey.

426
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,931
What are you doing?

427
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,767
I'm on leak patrol.

428
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,035
What?

429
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,503
I'm babysitting
and it's the only way

430
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,238
I can get my brother to eat.

431
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,640
What's up?

432
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,510
(sighs) I just
wanted to thank you

433
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,879
for how wonderful
you've been.

434
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,416
Oh, good, you noticed.
(chuckles)

435
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,952
(exhales)

436
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,388
I noticed.

437
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,955
Status report?

438
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,591
Dry as a bone.

439
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,992
So, I have time
for a second slice?

440
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,094
Go nuts.

441
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,062
Copy.

442
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,765
If our kid's
weird, I'm ready.

443
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,071
ANNOUNCER:
Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.

444
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,173
(cheering)

445
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,508
George!

446
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,077
(whooping)

447
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,212
Congratulations.

448
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,613
Thanks, Tom.

449
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,216
Feel like
doing this again next week?

450
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,617
What are you saying?

451
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,052
I'm saying
you got your job back.

452
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,254
If you want it.

453
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,988
What about Wayne?

454
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,229
What about him?

455
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,963
He's got to be part of the deal.

456
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,366
Don't you have enough
to worry about?

457
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,767
He's my friend.

458
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,170
And if I want him
out of my house, he needs a job.

459
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,704
Your call.

460
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,005
Thanks, Tom.

461
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,375
You bet.

462
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,977
Hey! What...

463
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,379
That's for firing me.

464
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417
You quit!

465
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,560
(birds chirping)

466
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,116
MEEMAW:
Morning.

467
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,785
Oh.

468
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,453
You're up early.

469
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,121
You were out late.

470
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,657
Uh, yeah. I was just, uh...

471
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,992
I know where you were.

472
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,127
Okay.

473
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,463
Do we need to talk about this?

474
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,533
I'm happy to just
enjoy the awkwardness.

475
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,135
(exhales)
Great. Well...

476
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,671
I'm gonna go.

477
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,140
And I'm gonna watch you.

478
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,144
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479
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480
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