1
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(sizzling)

2
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What's all this?
Well...

3
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I thought that we could have
a new family tradition:

4
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Pancake Sundays.

5
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I got all the fixings.

6
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You can pick what you want.

7
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We got chocolate
chips, blueberries.

8
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I wish I'd known, honey.

9
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I made an early tee time
with Wayne.

10
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?

11
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Of course. (stammers)

12
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He's going through
a divorce, you know.

13
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He needs this.

14
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I guess, sure.

15
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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.

16
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Why don't you bring some
for Wayne, too?

17
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Good idea.

18
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Can I take the plate?

19
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Go ahead.

20
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Hey, Missy, you awake?

21
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It's Pancake Sunday.

22
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What's that?

23
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Well, it's a fun new thing
I thought we could--

24
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Where are you going?

25
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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.

26
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Oh. Well, I could
make you pancakes first.

27
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Pancakes and roller coasters?

28
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Do you want me to barf?

29
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Well, no.

30
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What's all this
about pancakes?

31
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(car horn honks)
Oh, it's Pancake Sunday.

32
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I got to go.

33
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Since when is it
Pancake Sunday?

34
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Since today.

35
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No, it's not.
It's Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,

36
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like it's been
for the past three years.

37
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Well, I thought it would be fun.

38
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I'll-I'll make you
any kind of pancake you want.

39
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On Bran Buds Sunday?

40
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Fine. I'll put Bran Buds
in the pancakes.

41
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That could work.

42
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It doesn't work.

43
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *

44
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain *

45
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* I bet I could be your hero *

46
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* I am a mighty little man *

47
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* I am a mighty little man. *

48
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Excuse me.

49
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Do you have a recommendation?

50
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Well, you can never go wrong
with John Candy.

51
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But, and this is
just one man's opinion,

52
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.

53
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Really?

54
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You may pee your pants.

55
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And if you do,

56
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there's a Laundromat
right next door.

57
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(laughs) Well,

58
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I will watch this
and let you know.

59
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Sounds good.

60
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(chuckles)

61
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Did you find everything okay?

62
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.

63
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Yes, he is.

64
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(chuckles)

65
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Okay, thank you. Come again.

66
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I will.

67
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Thank you.

68
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See ya.

69
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(door opens)
Wow.

70
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(door closes)

71
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Wow, what?

72
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She was totally hitting on you.

73
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All she did was rent a movie.

74
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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.

75
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That's textbook flirting.

76
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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.

77
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Georgie, it's fine.
You can flirt with other girls.

78
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It doesn't feel like I should.

79
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Well, we're not a couple.

80
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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.

81
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All I'm saying is,
you're not tied down.

82
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Don't I get a vote in that?

83
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Yeah, you get a vote.

84
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.

85
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Oh. I didn't realize
my mom had company.

86
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Yeah.

87
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Uh, do I have to pretend

88
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I didn't spend the night here,
or...?

89
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I don't know how this works.

90
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It's fine, uh...

91
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you could've said nothing,
but now I know.

92
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Yeah.

93
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What's with the pancakes?

94
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Oh, I made extra,
so I was just bringing 'em by.

95
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MEEMAW:
Who's at the door?

96
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It's Mary!

97
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She knows I slept with you.

98
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Come on in.

99
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I brought pancakes.
Why?

100
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Well, I made 'em for the
fam-- thank you--

101
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made 'em for the family,

102
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and everyone
was busy this morning,

103
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so here I am.

104
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So what are y'all up to today?

105
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I was trying to convince
your mom to go fishing with me.

106
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.

107
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I ain't going fishing.

108
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I'd go to a flea market.

109
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Oh, I do love a flea market.

110
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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.

111
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.

112
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I'd rather die and have you sell
my pants at the flea market.

113
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Well, I'm sure we can come up
with something else.

114
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Well, hang on.

115
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When did we become a threesome?

116
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You don't want to hang out
with me?

117
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Well, I do,
but he's not crazy about you.

118
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Well, that's not true.

119
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.

120
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I don't really
want to go fishing.

121
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Boy, that was a close one.

122
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You okay?

123
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Mm-hmm.

124
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Are you mad at me?

125
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Why would I be mad at you?

126
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Is this about that girl?

127
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Why do you want me to date
someone else so bad?

128
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I didn't say I wanted you to.
I said it was okay.

129
00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,802
Well, it seems like
you want me to.

130
00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,237
I just want you
to live your life.

131
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Then why'd you sleep
with me again?

132
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It was one time.

133
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It was more than one time.

134
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It was one night,
and it was a mistake.

135
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Oh, really?

136
00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,049
Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.

137
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Maybe you should.

138
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.

139
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Right, because there's nothing
men want more

140
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.

141
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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?

142
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Their restroom's
pretty nice.
Yes, I do.

143
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(door opens, closes)
GEORGE SR.: Hello.

144
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Hey, you're home.

145
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How was golf?

146
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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.

147
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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.

148
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Kids home?

149
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.

150
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Hey, sounds nice.

151
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I guess.

152
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Actually...

153
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(sighs) without church,

154
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Sundays are feeling
kind of empty.

155
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday
we'll do something.

156
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It's not just Sundays.

157
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I had Bible study, prayer group.

158
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I had a whole community.

159
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So, find a new one.
You just got to get involved.

160
00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,702
You know,
make some friends.

161
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You make it sound so easy.

162
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Oh, come on. Sheldon has
got school friends.

163
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How hard could it be?

164
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Hey.
Oh, hi.

165
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You were right. Hilarious.

166
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I wouldn't steer you wrong.

167
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You got any other
recommendations?

168
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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant

169
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down the street
that's pretty good.

170
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I do like Mexican food.

171
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Hmm, we should go there
sometime.

172
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I'm free tomorrow.

173
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Cool. It's a date!

174
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Sorry. That was a little loud.
I'm just excited.

175
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For our date!

176
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Hi, honey.

177
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What are you doing here?

178
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Well, they needed volunteers

179
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for the book fair, so here I am.

180
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Hey, Missy.
Hi.

181
00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,292
Who is that? He's a cutie.

182
00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,694
All right, come with me.

183
00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,362
You need to leave.

184
00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,098
Why?
'Cause you're embarrassing me.

185
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(scoffs) Everyone knows
you have a mother.
Please.

186
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Fine, if you don't want
me here, I'll go.

187
00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,974
I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.

188
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Okay.

189
00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,112
Just not here
or near anyone I know.

190
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Can't wait.

191
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Love you, bye.

192
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GEORGE JR.:
Hey.

193
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You said if I ever
had a problem,

194
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I could come
to you, right?

195
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Yeah, of course.

196
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Not to mention,
you got all bent out of shape

197
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when I asked Dale for advice
instead of you.

198
00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,729
I didn't get all bent
out of shape.

199
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That ain't what Dale said.

200
00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,798
You want my advice or what?

201
00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,033
(sighs)

202
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,635
So here's the deal.

203
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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,

204
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and Mandy saw us.

205
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Got it.

206
00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,240
And now Mandy's mad at you.

207
00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,743
Actually I'm kind of mad at her.

208
00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:56,909
Why?

209
00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,612
She told me I should
ask her out.

210
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The cute girl?

211
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,182
I mean, I know
Mandy and I ain't together,

212
00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,084
but I thought
I was wearing her down.

213
00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,687
You do have
that effect on people.

214
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,756
But now I'm supposed
to go to dinner with Amber,

215
00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,023
that's the new girl,

216
00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,225
and Mandy says
she's okay with it,

217
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,194
but I'm worried it's a trap.

218
00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,563
Right.

219
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,364
So what do I do?

220
00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,733
Well...

221
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,302
(sighs) All right,
well, let's break it down.

222
00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,704
If you don't go
on the date,

223
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,239
Mandy might be upset with you.

224
00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,842
Right.
But if you do go,

225
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,711
you might feel guilty.

226
00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,379
Right, but if I don't go,

227
00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,582
the new girl's gonna
get stood up, and she'll be mad.

228
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,448
Georgie,
you can't live your life

229
00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,118
afraid that women
are gonna get mad at you.

230
00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:40,320
It's just what
they're born to do.

231
00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,588
Makes sense.

232
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,124
I'm not a woman.
I'm mad at you right now.

233
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,660
(suspenseful music playing
on TV)

234
00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,199
You watching your
Star Trek show?

235
00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,366
I am.

236
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,868
Mind if I join?

237
00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,605
Not at all. But I must warn you,
it's addictive.

238
00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,106
KIRA: ...taking you
into this wormhole.

239
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,041
We have no idea what
we're dealing with in there.

240
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,143
It could be hostile...
ODO: Major!

241
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,745
I was found
in the Denorios Belt.

242
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,479
Is that one Mr. Spock?

243
00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,081
No, there's no Mr. Spock.

244
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,917
This is Deep Space Nine,
not TOS.

245
00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,319
Sorry, I thought
this was Star Trek.

246
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,622
It is Star Trek. It's
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

247
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,524
And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.

248
00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,126
Sorry.

249
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,061
Well, the answers to a lot
of my questions may be somewhere

250
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,362
on the other side
of that wormhole.

251
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,532
(theme music plays on TV)

252
00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,200
Is that it? Is it over?

253
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,838
Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.

254
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,272
Oh.

255
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,209
So, is this your mom's car?

256
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,811
Nah. It's mine.

257
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:42,282
Well, it's very... practical.

258
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,684
What car do you drive?

259
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,452
Toyota.

260
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,655
But my dream car is a Mustang.

261
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,790
Oh, really? I used to have one.

262
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,292
And you traded
it in for this?

263
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,526
Why?

264
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,062
Well-well...

265
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,665
...I had my reasons.

266
00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,167
Oh, you wanted to look
like a soccer mom?

267
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,702
No.

268
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,204
It's-it's good
for hauling stuff.

269
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,339
Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?

270
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,474
No, I just needed...

271
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,842
Something big
to carry your purse?

272
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,410
Will you let me finish?

273
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,880
(scoffs) Ooh, sorry.

274
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,817
You know that girl
at the video store?

275
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,452
The giant, pregnant one?

276
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,954
Yeah.

277
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,190
No.

278
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,258
Yeah.

279
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,195
So, you two are...

280
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,263
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.

281
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,833
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.

282
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,502
Well, that's not weird.
Really?

283
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,904
No, it's weird.

284
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,040
(door closes)

285
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,408
Hey.
Hi.

286
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,377
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.

287
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,246
No, uh, he's having dinner.

288
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,580
Y'all fighting again?

289
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,649
What'd he do?
Nothing.

290
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,451
So why aren't you
at dinner with him?

291
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,652
He's on a date.

292
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,722
Why, that little...

293
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,024
No, it's okay. I told him to.

294
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,491
Why the hell would you do that?

295
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,659
Why are you yelling at me?

296
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,861
Because you got me all riled up,

297
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,462
and I got to point it somewhere.

298
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,064
Look... (sighs)

299
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,133
I have enough going on here

300
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,169
without worrying about being
in some relationship.

301
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,706
Plus, Georgie deserves
to have a life.

302
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,076
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?

303
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,277
Right.

304
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,812
Huh.

305
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,949
I'm gonna go call Dale
and pick a fight.

306
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:31,358
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.

307
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,760
I'm not.

308
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,361
Just meeting some friends.

309
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,362
Oh, that's nice.

310
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,864
Yep.
Oh, so,

311
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,265
I was just getting
off work myself.

312
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,767
Oh. Have a good one.

313
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,936
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?

314
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,106
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,

315
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,574
used to be in Weight Watchers,

316
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:48,909
and now just come here to drink

317
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,710
and bitch about their lives.

318
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,379
That sounds fun.

319
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,214
Does it?

320
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,250
Would you... (sighs)
want to join us?

321
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,788
Oh, well... so long as
I'm not butting in.

322
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,655
Well, I have to warn you,

323
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,457
it's kind of a salty group.

324
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,293
I don't want you to be shocked.

325
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,660
You've met my mother.

326
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,397
That's true. Come on.

327
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,299
(sighs)

328
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,366
Ladies?

329
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,402
Mary here
is gonna be joining us.

330
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,137
All right. Fresh meat.

331
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,271
(women laughing)

332
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,311
AMBER:
Since we're being so honest,

333
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,612
I should tell you...

334
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,714
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.

335
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:28,548
What?

336
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,383
Yeah. I just said it

337
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,419
'cause I wanted
to talk to you again.

338
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,323
So, I didn't scare you off?

339
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,359
Look, it's strange,

340
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,362
but I've got stuff, too.

341
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,763
Like what?

342
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,768
Well, I can't believe I'm saying
this on a first date,

343
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,671
but I'm going through a divorce.

344
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,906
Huh.

345
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,208
I'm sorry.
How long were you married?

346
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,343
A year.

347
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,878
Ooh, a whole year.

348
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,647
Sounds like you
really gave it a try.
(laughs)

349
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,419
Do you still have
feelings for him?

350
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,755
Do you still have
feelings for her?

351
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,924
Mm, I asked you first.

352
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,094
It's complicated.

353
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,628
Boy, is it.

354
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,831
I went to
two full-grown men for advice.

355
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,466
Neither of 'em had a clue.

356
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,801
So my friend said,

357
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,403
"You have so much in common,

358
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,537
you should meet him."

359
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,907
I show up at the restaurant.

360
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,009
(laughing):
He's my frigging cousin.

361
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,010
JILL:
No.

362
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,011
Did you?

363
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,179
No!

364
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,313
(laughing)

365
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,915
All right, Mary, you're up.

366
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,585
Oh, no.
I don't have any good stories.

367
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,853
Oh, come on, you're married.

368
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,121
You're the only one of us
getting any.

369
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,255
Really?

370
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,723
That's what we're talking about?

371
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,925
Married people sex?

372
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,627
Well, George and I have been...

373
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,262
connecting more lately.

374
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,264
JILL AND HELEN:
Ooh!

375
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,265
Details. Now.

376
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,466
No, no, no, I can't.

377
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,035
Oh, come on.

378
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,770
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend

379
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,006
she won't tell us about.

380
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,407
Brenda Sparks.

381
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,841
How do I not know this?

382
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:05,112
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.

383
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,446
Oh, don't go changing
the subject.

384
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,848
And... there's no one.

385
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,284
She's lying. There's some guy

386
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,385
that she was sweet on,

387
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,653
but she won't
give us any info.

388
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:14,721
(whispers):
I think he's married.

389
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,156
Mm-hmm.
(gasps)

390
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,424
He's not.

391
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,892
Oh, interesting.

392
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,327
I thought there was no one.

393
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,030
JILL AND HELEN:
Ooh...!

394
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,465
If you like friendly cats,
this next item...

395
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,934
What are you watching?

396
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,170
The crap-I-don't-
need channel.

397
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,442
What are you looking at?

398
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,610
Nothing.

399
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,312
He come back yet?

400
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,181
No.

401
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:45,052
But you don't care
'cause you're good with this.

402
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,020
I am.

403
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,521
I think.

404
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,058
Second thoughts?

405
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,960
(sighs)

406
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,594
I mean,
if it wasn't for the baby,

407
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,196
I never would've seen him again.

408
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,698
But there is a baby.

409
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,334
Yeah.

410
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,869
And he's been so great.

411
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,205
And I keep pushing him away

412
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,074
and pushing him away, and...

413
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,710
he's still there
every time I need him.

414
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,313
What the hell am I doing,
sending him off

415
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,982
with another woman?

416
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:15,815
Yeah.

417
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,750
No, I'm asking you.

418
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,288
Oh, um, all right.

419
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,225
Well?!

420
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,094
Give me a minute.

421
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,496
GEORGE SR.:
Hey.

422
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,930
You stayed out late.

423
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,700
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.

424
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,969
Well, good for you. Who?

425
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,706
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,

426
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,575
but I missed my window
to make sure. (laughs)

427
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,177
Sounds fun.

428
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,379
It was. Oh... (gasps)

429
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,914
and get this, I got dirt.

430
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,382
Ooh, what kind of dirt?

431
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,951
Brenda has a secret man

432
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,421
that she is hiding
from everybody.

433
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,522
Really?

434
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,290
And he might be married.

435
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,858
(chuckling):
Really?

436
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,694
Well, who do you think it is?

437
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,096
Oh, I don't know,

438
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,166
but me and the gals
are gonna find out.

439
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,300
(chuckles)

440
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,535
What the hell, Brenda?

441
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,802
What the hell, what?

442
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,970
Your friends all know

443
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539
about your "secret boyfriend"?

444
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,007
You think that's you?

445
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,608
Well...

446
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,943
it's not?

447
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,046
No, George.

448
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,548
Well, who is it?

449
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,982
I didn't tell them.

450
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,184
I'm not gonna tell you.

451
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,352
Okay.

452
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,054
Oh, God.

453
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,422
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?

454
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,557
No.

455
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,958
Good.

456
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,460
Go home to your wife.

457
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,028
I will.

458
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,163
Okay.

459
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,033
(chickens clucking)

460
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,636
Shut up.

461
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,806
SHELDON:
Mom.

462
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,410
What is it, Sheldon?

463
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,045
I know you had some questions
about Star Trek,

464
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,846
so I've compiled
a detailed guide

465
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,648
outlining all
the shows, characters,

466
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,217
and how they fit in a timeline.

467
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,785
Can we do this later?

468
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,153
I've got a headache.

469
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,122
Unfortunately not.
If we don't do it now,

470
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,690
you'll be completely lost
when we watch

471
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,525
The Animated Series
this afternoon.

472
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,227
Just 20 more minutes.

473
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,329
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.

474
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,098
In the 23rd century,

475
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,800
alien races from around
the galaxy have come together

476
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,636
to form the
United Federation of Planets,

477
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,936
which is-- open your eyes--

478
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,173
headquartered
in San Francisco.

479
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,015
Morning.

480
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,250
Good morning.

481
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,918
I think I owe you an apology.

482
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,354
Yeah?

483
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,189
You were totally right.

484
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,391
I had a good time
with Amber last night.

485
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,060
Oh. Good.

486
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,362
I'm glad.
Yeah.

487
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,663
We ended up talking for hours.

488
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,298
Turns out we have
a lot in common.

489
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,867
So, thank you for pushing me
to ask her out.

490
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,737
You're welcome.

491
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,872
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494
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