1 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:04,580 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:04,580 --> 00:00:07,700 Steph - CEO and podcast host. 3 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:10,940 Expert subject - Backstreet Boys. 4 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:13,420 Jordan - singer, songwriter. 5 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:13,660 Expert subject - film series Jordan - singer, songwriter. 6 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:18,220 Expert subject - film series Pirates of the Caribbean. 7 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:18,460 Expert subject - film series Brett - managing director. 8 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:20,900 Brett - managing director. 9 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:24,500 Expert subject - Australian wine. 10 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,540 Jess - account manager. 11 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:29,780 Expert subject - Sir David Attenborough. 12 00:00:30,980 --> 00:00:33,460 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 13 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:35,340 Yes. G'day. 14 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:37,860 I brushed my teeth. 15 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,260 Welcome to Hard Quiz. 16 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,860 These contestants are gangsters. 17 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:41,100 Last one to get whacked will be These contestants are gangsters. 18 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,420 Last one to get whacked will be tonight's Hard Quiz champion! 19 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:43,660 Last one to get whacked will be (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 20 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,900 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 21 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:46,140 To be part of the show at home, go to the ABC TV socials. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 22 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:48,900 To be part of the show at home, go to the ABC TV socials. 23 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:49,900 Let's say hello. 24 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:50,140 Let's say hello. G'day, Jess. Hi, Tom. 25 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:51,420 G'day, Jess. Hi, Tom. 26 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:55,020 Now, Sir David Attenborough is your hero. Why? 27 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,460 Oh, where to start, really? 28 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,340 I think mainly you've got to admire someone 29 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,700 that can wear the same outfit for about 70 years. 30 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:02,420 (LAUGHTER) 31 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,460 (APPLAUSE) Maybe not 70. 32 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:07,700 Now, you worked in radio 33 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,740 and tried to get an interview with Sir David Attenborough 34 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:09,980 and tried to get an interview at your station, 35 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:11,300 at your station, 36 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,300 but they didn't let you. 37 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,260 What were they worried you would do? 38 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:18,580 I created a cut-out of myself on his shoulder 39 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,380 and had that in a frame next to my desk. 40 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:20,620 and had that in a frame (LAUGHTER) 41 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,580 (LAUGHTER) 42 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:23,900 Were they worried you'd show him that? 43 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,260 Think they thought I was a bit too keen. 44 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:25,500 Think they thought Well done. Very crafty of you. 45 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,500 Well done. Very crafty of you. 46 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,540 Now, you got engaged in Italy. I did. 47 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:33,780 Are you too good for Australia? What's going on? 48 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:34,700 We went with Tuscany. 49 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,740 You know, it's a bit of a better story. 50 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,100 You can show off a little bit more. OK. 51 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,060 So you wanted to be up yourself... Yeah. 52 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:40,300 So you wanted to be up yourself... ..in this magical time of your life. 53 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,980 ..in this magical time of your life. 54 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:42,220 Now, your fiance doesn't like being ..in this magical time of your life. 55 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:45,740 Now, your fiance doesn't like being called your fiance, does he? 56 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:45,980 Now, your fiance doesn't like being Yeah. 57 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:46,740 Yeah. 58 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,100 So after we got engaged, 59 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:48,340 we had the chat about So after we got engaged, 60 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,180 we had the chat about what we'll call each other, 61 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:50,420 we had the chat about and I got very excited about that. 62 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,620 and I got very excited about that. 63 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:53,700 And, yeah, he said, "Nah, I'm not going to do fiance. 64 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,700 "It'll be partner." 65 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,660 And, you know, I've been waiting for this for years, 66 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:57,900 And, you know, I've been waiting so I wanted to embarrass him on TV. 67 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,940 so I wanted to embarrass him on TV. 68 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:00,180 Great. so I wanted to embarrass him on TV. 69 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,900 Great. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 70 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:07,300 He doesn't like being called fiance. How does he feel about divorcee? 71 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,900 (LAUGHTER) 72 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,620 Brett. Tom. Hi. 73 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,780 Your expert subject is Australian wine. 74 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:13,540 Are you a pisshead? 75 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,980 (LAUGHTER) 76 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:16,660 You've got to drink heaps of it to know it. 77 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,060 So the more you drink, the better you know it. 78 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:18,300 So the more you drink, Yeah. Until you become a pisshead. 79 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,780 Yeah. Until you become a pisshead. 80 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:22,100 (LAUGHTER) Progression. 81 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,180 What's your favourite wine? 82 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,900 Probably Pinot, I'd say. 83 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,900 OK. Or Chardonnay. 84 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,420 Or Shiraz, maybe. 85 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:29,980 (LAUGHTER) 86 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,820 Now, when you're sniffing wine and swirling it around in your mouth, 87 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,060 do you feel like the wanker that everyone knows that you are? 88 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,420 (LAUGHTER) 89 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,900 No-one's actually called me a winemaker to my face. 90 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:39,900 Oh. 91 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,660 Well, you are one. There you go. 92 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,780 This is the moment to shine. OK. 93 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:47,780 Now, you met Hugh Jackman at a takeaway shop. 94 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:50,380 It was actually a chicken and chip shop in Chatswood in Sydney, 95 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:50,620 It was actually a chicken and chip where we were living at the time, 96 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:51,780 where we were living at the time, 97 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,300 and Hugh Jackman's there. 98 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,620 So I didn't like to sort of, you know, celebrity hunt, 99 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:56,860 So I didn't like to sort of, but I called my wife quickly 100 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,580 but I called my wife quickly 101 00:02:58,580 --> 00:02:58,820 and said, but I called my wife quickly 102 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:01,300 and said, "Hugh Jackman's buying chicken." 103 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:05,020 So she wanted...she wanted to come up and buy the chicken with me. 104 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:07,180 OK. (LAUGHTER) 105 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,220 So you didn't want to annoy him, 106 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:10,700 so he just whispered into your phone within earshot. 107 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,660 (LAUGHTER) 108 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:11,900 Pretty much. (LAUGHTER) 109 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,460 Pretty much. Yeah, OK. 110 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:13,700 Pretty much. Celebrities love that shit. 111 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,540 Celebrities love that shit. 112 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,780 (LAUGHTER) 113 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,020 Jordan. (LAUGHTER) 114 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,340 Jordan. Hi. 115 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:20,860 Pirates of the Caribbean is your expert subject. 116 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:22,860 Do you like all the films? 117 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:23,100 No. Big no. Do you like all the films? 118 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,540 No. Big no. (LAUGHTER) 119 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:25,780 No. Big no. Which one's your favourite? 120 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:26,900 Which one's your favourite? 121 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,380 One and two, probably a tie. OK. 122 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,620 The first one is objectively the best. 123 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,620 The second one, things get a bit weirder, and... 124 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:33,860 The second one, And then it kind of slips away. 125 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:36,100 And then it kind of slips away. 126 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,780 Very, very rapidly. 127 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:38,900 Yeah. 128 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,780 As a teenager, you did Captain Jack Sparrow impressions 129 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:42,700 to impress girls. 130 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,660 (IMITATES JACK SPARROW) I did not. 131 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,620 (LAUGHTER) 132 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:49,980 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 133 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,580 Can you show us a little bit more? 134 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:53,820 (IMITATES JACK SPARROW) Can you show us a little bit more? 135 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,700 (IMITATES JACK SPARROW) I'm not some performing monkey, Tom. 136 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,940 I'm not just going to bring it out every time you ask me. 137 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:58,180 I'm not just going to bring it out (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 138 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,860 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 139 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:07,460 Do you often impersonate slurring alcoholics to impress people? 140 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,100 Only at home. OK. 141 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:10,340 Only at home. Could you do my Logies speech? 142 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:11,580 Could you do my Logies speech? 143 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:14,140 (LAUGHTER) 144 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:14,380 Now, you did your impression (LAUGHTER) 145 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:17,700 Now, you did your impression in front of Geoffrey Rush? 146 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,220 Yes. Was he impressed? 147 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:22,780 He was polite enough to act like he was. 148 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:23,980 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. 149 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:26,780 Was Brett nearby whispering into his phone to his wife saying, 150 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:27,020 Was Brett nearby whispering "Geoffrey Rush is here"? 151 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:28,460 "Geoffrey Rush is here"? 152 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:28,700 Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. "Geoffrey Rush is here"? 153 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:31,620 Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I knew you looked familiar. 154 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:34,140 Now, this was your bedroom wall when you were 16. 155 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,180 Yes. 156 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:35,420 Were you planning an assassination Yes. 157 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,500 Were you planning an assassination attempt on Johnny Depp? 158 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,820 I feel like... I feel like we should call that exhibit A. 159 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:42,580 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. Yeah, probably. 160 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:43,460 It's a lot of detail there. 161 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:46,380 Yeah, I had a thing for pale weirdos, so here I am on Hard Quiz. 162 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:46,620 Yeah, I had a thing for pale (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 163 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:50,340 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 164 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:50,580 Steph? (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 165 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:51,620 Steph? Yes. 166 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:51,860 Steph? You're obsessed with Backstreet Boys. 167 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,100 You're obsessed with Backstreet Boys. 168 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,700 I do love them. 169 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,900 Why? 170 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:59,900 I'm just... Unrealistic notions of romance. Love it. 171 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,780 OK. (LAUGHS) 172 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:02,900 Do you have a favourite? 173 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,620 I'll go with Nick Carter. 174 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:07,300 Oh, my God. He's my favourite too! 175 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,740 (LAUGHTER) 176 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:09,860 Ahhh! 177 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:13,140 (LAUGHTER) 178 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:14,460 So '90s boy bands... 179 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:16,300 Could there be anything more painful? 180 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:16,540 Could there be anything (SIGHS) God. 181 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:17,940 (SIGHS) God. 182 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:18,180 Well, actually there is. (SIGHS) God. 183 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:20,580 Well, actually there is. You have a podcast as well. 184 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:22,820 (LAUGHTER) Everyone loves a podcaster, Tom. 185 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:23,060 (LAUGHTER) OK. Why do you do a podcast? 186 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,540 OK. Why do you do a podcast? 187 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:24,780 You're not a middle-aged OK. Why do you do a podcast? 188 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:27,180 You're not a middle-aged heterosexual white man. 189 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:29,420 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) 190 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:32,220 Big traveller. Want to encourage people to travel. 191 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:34,060 Travel the world. Oh, so you do a travel podcast? 192 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:34,300 Travel the world. Yes, I do. 193 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,180 Yes, I do. 194 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,460 OK. Would you like to feature Jess going overseas 195 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:38,260 because she's up herself? 196 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,260 Yeah. Absolutely. (LAUGHTER) 197 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:43,180 Now, would you consider going to Jordan's Johnny Depp-lined bedroom 198 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,620 to make a true crime podcast? 199 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,620 (LAUGHTER) 200 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,260 Let's play HARD! 201 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,820 ANNOUNCER: Win or lose five points. 202 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,060 Steal an answer, double points. 203 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:58,020 I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject. 204 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:58,260 I'll ask each of you five questions Right, you get five points. 205 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,380 Right, you get five points. 206 00:05:59,380 --> 00:05:59,620 Wrong, I will take five points Right, you get five points. 207 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,100 Wrong, I will take five points from you. 208 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,100 The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points. 209 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:07,580 Let's start with Steph and her expert subject, Backstreet Boys. 210 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,500 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 211 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,540 Are you excited, Steph? I'm nervous. 212 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:14,060 OK. And you still love them now as an adult? 213 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,380 More than anything. Really? 214 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:15,620 More than anything. Well... 215 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,060 Well... 216 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:21,060 Formed in 1993 and named after Orlando's Backstreet flea market, 217 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,780 the group's first major gig was at which aquatic... 218 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:24,020 the group's first major gig SeaWorld. Opening for Shamu. 219 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,580 SeaWorld. Opening for Shamu. 220 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,060 Correct! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 221 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:28,980 ..which aquatic theme park? 222 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,860 SeaWorld is correct. 223 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:32,780 Yeah, they were named after a flea market. 224 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:33,540 Yeah. Yeah. 225 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:33,780 Yeah. So if they came from Hobart, 226 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,660 So if they came from Hobart, 227 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,140 they would be called the Salamanca Boys. 228 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:38,300 (LAUGHTER) 229 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,260 As the Boys were breaking internationally, 230 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:42,220 they discovered their manager had created 231 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:44,060 what other boy band starring Justin Timberlake? 232 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,980 NSYNC. Correct. 233 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:46,220 NSYNC. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 234 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,940 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 235 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:52,100 They didn't take it well, did they? 236 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,940 The rivalry was overhyped. 237 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:54,180 Oh, OK. So you're saying The rivalry was overhyped. 238 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,140 Oh, OK. So you're saying little industry secret. 239 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:56,380 Oh, OK. So you're saying The rivalry was not real. 240 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:57,740 The rivalry was not real. 241 00:06:57,740 --> 00:06:59,980 Manufactured. It... It's just... It was just... 242 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:02,220 Shocking some things are manufactured. 243 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,660 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 244 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:06,500 I know all about manufactured rivalries. 245 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,580 (LAUGHTER) 246 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,740 (BLEEP) you, Grant Denyer! 247 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:12,540 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 248 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,260 Have a listen to this. 249 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:18,940 (FUNKY POP MUSIC PLAYS) 250 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,660 Featuring the band as monsters, 251 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:24,140 the video for Everybody - in brackets - (Backstreet's Back) 252 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,540 was inspired by which Michael Jackson hit? 253 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:27,620 For the steal it's Brett! 254 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,820 Thriller. 255 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:31,180 Correct! Double points for you. 256 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,780 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 257 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:41,380 Yeah, Howie D said the concept was totally original by them 258 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,140 as a version of Thriller. 259 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,580 (LAUGHTER) 260 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:48,060 A comic book created by Nick Carter and Stan Lee, 261 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:51,060 The Backstreet Project saw the boys become superheroes 262 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:54,020 fighting to save the Earth from what interstellar threat? 263 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,900 AUDIENCE: Ooh! Wide open! 264 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:03,700 Aliens. 265 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:03,940 Correct! Aliens. 266 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,780 Correct! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 267 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,420 Last question in your set, Steph. 268 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:12,660 Nearly 20 years after their last Last question in your set, Steph. 269 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,540 Nearly 20 years after their last Billboard number one album, 270 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:18,620 the Boys returned to the top of the US charts with DNA, 271 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:21,740 which in this case stands for Digital And WHAT? 272 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,180 Oh, my God. 273 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:26,260 Wide open. Jordan for the steal. 274 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,220 Analogue? 275 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,020 Correct! Double points to you. 276 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:30,420 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 277 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,860 That's impressive. 278 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,660 Didn't you get that shit album? 279 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:35,900 I thought it was after DNA. Didn't you get that shit album? 280 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,140 I thought it was after DNA. I got the album. 281 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,900 Oh, you thought it was actually about DNA? 282 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,620 Yeah. No, it was really clever. 283 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,860 It was called Digital and Analogue. 284 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:45,340 Apparently I'm very surface. OK. 285 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:49,260 Which is weird because they released it on a CD, which is only digital. 286 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,780 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. 287 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,740 Time now for Jordan and Pirates of the Caribbean. 288 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:53,980 Time now for Jordan and (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 289 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:55,380 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 290 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,540 I'm coming for ya. 291 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:57,700 (LAUGHS) 292 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,860 OK. Are you ready to go? 293 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:00,860 I hope so. 294 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:04,100 Can you say that you're ready by pretending to be Jack Sparrow? 295 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,780 (LAUGHTER) 296 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,980 (IMITATES JACK SPARROW) Let's set sail. 297 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:11,220 (IMITATES JACK SPARROW) (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 298 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:14,620 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 299 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,900 I've got a new toy. 300 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,980 (LAUGHTER) 301 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:21,340 Following the adventures of eccentric pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, 302 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:24,380 the film series was inspired by a ride at what theme park? 303 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,620 Jordan? Disneyland. 304 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:25,860 Jordan? Correct. 305 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:26,980 Correct. 306 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:30,260 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 307 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,740 Have you been on that ride? Yes, I have. 308 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,140 It's underwhelming, isn't it? 309 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,220 Yeah. 310 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,940 I saw it the first time when they hadn't brought in the characters. 311 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:40,860 The second time they had, it was still underwhelming. 312 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:41,660 Yeah. Yeah. 313 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,740 You kind of just get in a boat, go through a tunnel, 314 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:43,980 You kind of just get in a boat, come out the other side. 315 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,100 come out the other side. 316 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:45,340 It's like watching the movies. come out the other side. 317 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:47,580 It's like watching the movies. Yeah. 318 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,620 (LAUGHTER) 319 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,580 Stranded on a desert island with heroine Elizabeth Swann, 320 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:54,540 Sparrow wakes to find she's burned his stash of which beverage? 321 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:55,900 Jordan. Rum. 322 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,620 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Correct. 323 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:04,820 So what happens, then? Does he switch to G&Ts or something? 324 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:07,740 He... The...Navy comes... 325 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,900 No-one cares. (LAUGHTER) 326 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,980 Don't worry about it. You got bored... 327 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,340 You were boring yourself. I was. 328 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:13,580 You were boring yourself. (LAUGHTER) 329 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,900 (LAUGHTER) 330 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:18,820 For the second film, a new motion capture technology was developed 331 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,060 mainly to depict which legendary seafaring... 332 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,500 Jordan? Davy Jones. 333 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,700 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 334 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,180 ..seafaring character? 335 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,180 Davy Jones is correct. 336 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:31,620 In the third film, At World's End, the ghost ship the Flying Dutchman 337 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,380 is controlled by Lord Cutler Beckett, 338 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,500 the evil head of which historic British... 339 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:35,740 the evil head of which The East India Trading Company. 340 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,500 The East India Trading Company. 341 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:37,740 Correct. The East India Trading Company. 342 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,300 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 343 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,580 ..which historic British trading company? 344 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,660 Crushing it. East India is correct. 345 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,180 Last question in your set, Jordan. 346 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,660 During filming of the fifth movie in Queensland, 347 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:51,380 Johnny Depp's dogs Pistol and Boo were threatened with euthanasia 348 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,500 by which Australian minister? 349 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,700 Jordan? Barnaby Joyce. 350 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,540 Correct! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 351 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,220 Five from five! 352 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,100 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 353 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,420 OK. Next set of questions is for Brett on Australian wine. 354 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:07,660 OK. Next set of questions is (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 355 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,300 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 356 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:10,540 Is this the longest you've gone (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 357 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,900 Is this the longest you've gone without having a tipple? 358 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,140 Is this the longest you've gone (LAUGHTER) 359 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,300 (LAUGHTER) 360 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,060 Got one down here. Yeah. 361 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,220 The history of Australian wine can be traced back 362 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:19,460 The history of Australian wine to Captain Arthur Phillip, 363 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,420 to Captain Arthur Phillip, 364 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:20,660 bringing the first grapevine cuttings to Captain Arthur Phillip, 365 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,260 bringing the first grapevine cuttings on board which convoy? 366 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,500 Brett? The First Fleet. 367 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,740 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 368 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:33,220 South Australia's Coonawarra wine region is known 369 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,500 for its small but precious strip of terra rossa, 370 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:35,740 for its small but precious strip a fertile soil of what colour? 371 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,260 a fertile soil of what colour? 372 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,380 Brett? 373 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,460 Red. Correct. 374 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,420 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 375 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:43,660 What's so good about this soil, (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 376 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,100 What's so good about this soil, Brett? 377 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:48,340 Grows good Cabernet. That's known for its Cabernet down there. So... 378 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:52,300 And the vines have to work very hard to get water down there, so... 379 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,220 Oh. OK. 380 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,020 So that makes the grapes not so big. Is that right? 381 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:56,260 So that makes the grapes not so big. Makes them more... 382 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,740 Makes them more... 383 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:57,980 Makes them stronger. Makes them more... 384 00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,820 Makes them stronger. Makes them more flavoursome. 385 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,060 Makes them stronger. Sorry, this is as much as I can do. 386 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,540 Sorry, this is as much as I can do. 387 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:05,220 (LAUGHTER) 388 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:05,460 Believed to come from the word (LAUGHTER) 389 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:07,820 Believed to come from the word 'flagon' is what slang term 390 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:08,060 Believed to come from the word for cheap cask wine? 391 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,380 for cheap cask wine? 392 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,060 (BUZZ!) For the steal, it's Jess. 393 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:13,300 (BUZZ!) Goon? 394 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,100 Goon? 395 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,100 Correct! Double points to you! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 396 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,460 (LAUGHTER) 397 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,420 It's a hard squeezed dry white. 398 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:30,380 'Goon' is believed to be short for flagon or flagoon. 399 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,820 And I'm really glad you got that right, Jess, 400 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,780 because it turns out, uh, Tuscany's not as posh as... 401 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:36,020 because it turns out, uh, (LAUGHS) 402 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:36,980 (LAUGHS) 403 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,700 (LAUGHTER) 404 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:38,940 "I went to Tuscany (LAUGHTER) 405 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:41,220 "I went to Tuscany to have some (BLEEP) goon." 406 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:41,460 "I went to Tuscany (LAUGHTER) 407 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,100 (LAUGHTER) 408 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:46,700 Starting in 2000, Taylors became the first major Australian winery 409 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,460 to replace what traditional component... 410 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,380 Brett? Screwcap. Cork. 411 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,420 Correct. 412 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:53,660 ..component of the bottles? 413 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,020 Cork is correct. 414 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,260 Are you Team Screwcap or Team Cork Cork is correct. 415 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:59,300 Are you Team Screwcap or Team Cork or Team Open Bottle In A Paper Bag? 416 00:12:59,300 --> 00:12:59,540 Are you Team Screwcap or Team Cork (LAUGHTER) 417 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,860 (LAUGHTER) 418 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:03,380 That's a debate you don't want to start 'cause it's... 419 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:06,100 Boring. (LAUGHTER) 420 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,020 Got in first. OK. (LAUGHS) 421 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,260 Got in first. OK. Last question in your set, Brett. 422 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,500 Last question in your set, Brett. 423 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,740 Featured as a drink of choice in the show Kath & Kim, 424 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:15,180 Chardonnay is mispronounced by Kim in what way? 425 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,380 Jess for the steal. CARdonnay. 426 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,660 Correct! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 427 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,180 Double points for you! Of course you got it right! 428 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,940 You're not tricking anyone with your big bogan trip to Tuscany. 429 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,180 You're not tricking anyone (LAUGHTER) 430 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,220 (LAUGHTER) 431 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,700 Alright. Last set of the expert round. 432 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,740 It's Jess and Sir David Attenborough. 433 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:33,980 It's Jess (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 434 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,860 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 435 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:39,340 Receiving his second knighthood in 2022, 436 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,420 Sir David Attenborough developed an interest in nature as a child 437 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,940 when he would crack open rocks in search of what? 438 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:45,180 when he would crack open rocks Jess? 439 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:45,980 Jess? 440 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:46,220 Fossils. Jess? 441 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,900 Fossils. Correct. 442 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:48,140 Fossils. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 443 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,980 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 444 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,460 He had a museum of natural artefacts as a child 445 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:54,860 and maintained a lifelong passion for fossils. 446 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:55,100 and maintained a lifelong passion And then he became one. 447 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,260 And then he became one. 448 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:59,500 (LAUGHTER, GROANING) 449 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,420 Airing in the '50s, 450 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,940 an early Attenborough series saw him travel the world, 451 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,460 capturing exotic animals to be housed where? 452 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,100 Jess? London Zoo. 453 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:08,340 Jess? Correct. 454 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,740 Correct. 455 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,180 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 456 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,300 ATTENBOROUGH: It's important to grab his tail 457 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:14,540 ATTENBOROUGH: as soon as you grab his head. 458 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,580 as soon as you grab his head. 459 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:15,820 Otherwise, he'll wrap as soon as you grab his head. 460 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,780 Otherwise, he'll wrap his great coils around you 461 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:18,020 Otherwise, he'll wrap and give you a very nasty squeeze. 462 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,620 and give you a very nasty squeeze. 463 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:22,300 (LAUGHTER) 464 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,020 As controller of BBC2 in the '60s, 465 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,300 Attenborough launched colour television in Britain 466 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,340 and commissioned what six-man cult comedy show? 467 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:31,940 For the steal it's Jordan. 468 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,060 Monty Python. 469 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:33,300 MAN: Ooh. Monty Python. 470 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,340 MAN: Ooh. Correct! 471 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,220 Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 472 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,460 He eventually resigned from his position at the BBC 473 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,460 to pursue a career travelling around the world, 474 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:43,700 to pursue a career getting shat on by different animals. 475 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,420 getting shat on by different animals. 476 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:46,620 (LAUGHTER) 477 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,140 The landmark series Life On Earth 478 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:51,180 features one of Attenborough's most iconic scenes 479 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,380 in which he goes to Rwanda and interacts with what animals? 480 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:54,620 in which he goes to Rwanda The gorillas. 481 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,660 The gorillas. 482 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,380 Correct. 483 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,620 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 484 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:04,700 There is more meaning and mutual understanding 485 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,820 in exchanging a glance with a gorilla... 486 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,580 ..than any other animal I know. 487 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:14,940 I feel the same way when I exchange a glance with Ita. 488 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,740 (LAUGHTER) 489 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,300 (LAUGHTER) 490 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,460 Last question in your set, Jess. 491 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,300 In the role of people's advocate, 492 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:26,540 Attenborough implored world leaders In the role of people's advocate, 493 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:29,380 Attenborough implored world leaders to act at a 2021 conference 494 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:29,620 Attenborough implored world leaders addressing what issue? 495 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,740 addressing what issue? 496 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,300 Jess. Climate change. 497 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,740 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 498 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:39,940 If working apart, we are force powerful enough 499 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,740 to destabilise our planet, 500 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:47,820 surely working together we are powerful enough to save it. 501 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:48,060 surely working together Yeah, yeah, whatever. 502 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,780 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 503 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:54,020 (GROANING, LAUGHTER) 504 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,380 Sorry. I was being a journalist from The Australian. 505 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,540 Anyway... (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 506 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,540 We looked through their subjects. Now let's look through mine. 507 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,220 This week, I've been really getting into cutlery... 508 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,020 (LAUGHTER) 509 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,260 ..because even when I devour my contestants, 510 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,380 I still think good table manners are important. 511 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:13,620 I still think good table manners are important. This round is multiple choice. 512 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,180 This round is multiple choice. 513 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,700 Select your answers on your screens 514 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,700 and press the buzzer to lock in the answer. 515 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,780 In the standard version of the nursery rhyme Hey, Diddle Diddle 516 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,940 which character runs away with the spoon? 517 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,380 The answer is... 518 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,860 ..B, the dish. 519 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,220 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 520 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:37,460 Yeah. One old version says (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 521 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:41,140 Yeah. One old version says the goat jumped over the moon. 522 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:45,700 As if a goat could jump over the moon. That is ridiculous! 523 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,940 (LAUGHTER) 524 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,860 This implement is designed to assist the consumption of what food? 525 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,020 The answer is... 526 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,300 ..B, snails. 527 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:04,220 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 528 00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:09,060 Yeah. Escargot tongs hold the snail shell 529 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,980 while you pick out all the goodness with a tiny fork. 530 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:12,220 while you pick out all the goodness (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 531 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,340 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 532 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:13,580 Oh, come on. Don't... (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 533 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:15,980 Oh, come on. Don't... (LAUGHTER) 534 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,060 We're not all bogans like Jess, alright? 535 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:18,300 We're not all bogans like Jess, (LAUGHTER) 536 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,940 (LAUGHTER) 537 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,180 Fictionalised as a villain (LAUGHTER) 538 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,500 Fictionalised as a villain in The Three Musketeers 539 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:22,740 Fictionalised as a villain the real-life Cardinal Richelieu 540 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,980 the real-life Cardinal Richelieu 541 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:28,300 is also credited with what cutlery innovation? 542 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,260 The answer is... 543 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,340 ..A, the table knife. 544 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,820 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 545 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:47,340 Which of these couples is sleeping in the position known as spooning? 546 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,820 The answer is... 547 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,300 ..C, Rebecca and Adam. 548 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,220 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 549 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,900 Yeah, it's called that because that's how spoons fit together. 550 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,140 Yeah, it's called that because And it can also lead to forking. 551 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,300 And it can also lead to forking. 552 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,060 (LAUGHTER) 553 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:16,420 Last question in my round's worth double points. 554 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:16,700 Last question in my round's worth double points. Historically renowned for its cutlery, 555 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,380 Historically renowned for its cutlery, 556 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,900 which British city is considered the birthplace of stainless steel? 557 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,900 The answer is... 558 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,860 ..C, Sheffield. 559 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,740 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 560 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,380 I had no idea. 561 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,980 Alright. At the end of the People's Round, 562 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:42,220 Alright. At the end of Steph, you're at the bottom on 10. 563 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,900 Steph, you're at the bottom on 10. 564 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:44,900 Get over here. 565 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,340 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 566 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,220 What happened, Steph? 567 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,780 Oh, I just shat the bed, really. 568 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,300 (LAUGHTER) 569 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:58,540 Out. (LAUGHTER) 570 00:18:58,540 --> 00:18:59,900 Out. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 571 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,500 There she goes. 572 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,220 Alright. It's the People's Round. 573 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,620 Tuck in your shirt. Play along at home. 574 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:13,860 Your time starts now. Play along at home. 575 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,180 Your time starts now. 576 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,660 The Olympic symbol consists of how many rings? 577 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,380 Five. Yes. 578 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:23,300 What can be the outside layer of a tree or the sound a dog makes? 579 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,180 Bark. Yes. 580 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:28,260 The character Winnie the Pooh often carries a jar of what substance? 581 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,780 Honey. Yes. 582 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:32,900 The former Byzantine capital Constantinople 583 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,900 is now known as what? 584 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,660 Istanbul. Yes. 585 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:39,100 Sharing its name with a reality show is which Destiny's Child song? 586 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,620 Survivor. Yes. 587 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:42,860 Survivor. From the French meaning "to melt" 588 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,500 From the French meaning "to melt" 589 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:44,740 is what dish of bread dipped From the French meaning "to melt" 590 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,300 is what dish of bread dipped in a communal pot of cheese? 591 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,020 Fondue. Yes. 592 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,700 Jane Campion directed a film named for which musical instrument? 593 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,940 Piano. Yes. 594 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:57,500 In Australia, which traffic light colour means go? 595 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,900 Green. Yes. 596 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:00,940 Franklin D. Roosevelt... 597 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,100 Time's up! 598 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,380 ..notably declared, "The only thing we have to fear is WHAT itself"? 599 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,260 Fear is the answer. 600 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,380 Alright. At the end of the People's Round, 601 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,500 Brett, you're at the bottom on 55. 602 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,580 Get over here. 603 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,220 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 604 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:19,940 (CHEERING) 605 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,380 Did you deliberately go badly 606 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:21,620 so you could get backstage Did you deliberately go badly 607 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,860 so you could get backstage and rip into a red? 608 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:26,300 (LAUGHTER) I did, Tom, yes. I did. 609 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,660 Pour a glass for me 'cause I'll be in there soon. 610 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,780 (LAUGHTER) 611 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,620 That sounded a bit suss, didn't it? (LAUGHTER) 612 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:32,860 That sounded a bit suss, didn't it? Out! 613 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,260 Out! 614 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,420 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 615 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,940 There he goes. 616 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,980 Alright. Only two left. Who's going to be the Hard Quiz champion? 617 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:44,220 Alright. Only two left. Who's going Jordan and Jess, get over here, 618 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,220 Jordan and Jess, get over here, 619 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,420 because it's time to play Hard Quiz. 620 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:53,420 ANNOUNCER: Pirates of the Caribbean versus Sir David Attenborough. 621 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,700 Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz champion who gets to take home 622 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:57,940 Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz the limited edition Big Brass Mug. 623 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,660 the limited edition Big Brass Mug. 624 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,740 What will you do with the mug if you win? 625 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,740 (CHUCKLES) Do you want... 626 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:06,220 Do you want the serious answer or the Johnny Depp Captain Jack answer? 627 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,020 (LAUGHTER) 628 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,620 I want...I want the Captain Jack answer, please. 629 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,860 (IMITATES JACK SPARROW) I'll fill it with rum, Tom. 630 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,300 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 631 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,540 Never gets old. 632 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,540 Alright. What about you, Jess? 633 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:19,780 I'm going to take inspo from Alright. What about you, Jess? 634 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:23,500 I'm going to take inspo from my favourite ABC TV personality... 635 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,900 Mm-hm. ..Costa, 636 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:25,140 Mm-hm. and make a little garden. 637 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,500 and make a little garden. 638 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:26,740 It's best-of-five and make a little garden. 639 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,420 It's best-of-five penalty shoot-out style. 640 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,100 Harder questions on your expert subject. 641 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,620 So it's Jordan's knowledge of Pirates of the Caribbean 642 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,460 versus Jess's knowledge of Sir David Attenborough. 643 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:34,700 versus Jess's knowledge Let's play...HARD! 644 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,980 Let's play...HARD! 645 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:36,180 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Let's play...HARD! 646 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,660 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 647 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,980 Really? You like Costa more than me? 648 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:44,780 More hair. OK. 649 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,700 Jordan. 650 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,900 After Captain Jack Sparrow is finally captured by the British, 651 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,020 he is to be hung for a myriad of crimes, 652 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,460 including what offence involving the Church of England? 653 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:55,700 including what offence involving Oh. So he... 654 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,620 Oh. So he... 655 00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:01,340 He's standing there for a bit and it's the one he grins at. 656 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,300 He goes, "Oh, yeah." 657 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,460 And it's... 658 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:07,140 He was impersonating a cleric of the church. 659 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:08,020 Correct. 660 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,980 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 661 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,780 Jess. 662 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:19,620 While he seems to like most animals, Attenborough is not a fan of rats, 663 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:23,180 having been confronted by one in India while doing what? 664 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,900 OK, I think I know this one. 665 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,380 They were away for a trip, 666 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,980 and I believe he had a bit of a bad tummy 667 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:30,220 and I believe he had and he was sitting on the toilet. 668 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,180 and he was sitting on the toilet. 669 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,260 Correct. 670 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:37,460 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 671 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:40,620 Yeah, though David says the animal he's most intimidated by 672 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,380 is a drunk human male. 673 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,940 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. 674 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:47,020 Or to use its scientific name, Homo Sapien (BLEEP)-wittus. 675 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,260 (LAUGHTER) 676 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:53,220 Jordan. Playing the villain Captain Salazar, 677 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:57,620 Javier Bardem says that he based the character's physicality 678 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,220 on which wounded animal? 679 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:03,740 Now, you've stumped me a little 680 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:03,980 because this is from Now, you've stumped me a little 681 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,700 because this is from the fifth movie... 682 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:05,940 because this is from (CHUCKLES) 683 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,100 (CHUCKLES) 684 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,500 ..which is not my favourite one... 685 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:14,340 ..so I might have to take a stab 686 00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:15,700 and say... 687 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,020 ..a wounded...wolf. 688 00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:23,580 Incorrect. (AUDIENCE GROANS) 689 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:23,820 Incorrect. The correct answer is bull. 690 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,700 The correct answer is bull. 691 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,820 Oh. 692 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,060 The director said that Bardem played Oh. 693 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:30,980 The director said that Bardem played the alive Salazar as a matador 694 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:34,540 and the dead Salazar as a wounded bull. 695 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,020 He put a lot of detail into a performance 696 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,380 that no-one gave a shit about. 697 00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:40,620 (LAUGHTER) 698 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,020 Jess. 699 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:42,260 Filming their elaborate displays Jess. 700 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,980 Filming their elaborate displays early in his career, 701 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,180 Attenborough maintained a lifelong passion 702 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,260 for which group of New Guinea animals? 703 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:53,260 Um, I think I know this one too. 704 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,700 It's the birds of paradise. 705 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:57,380 Correct. 706 00:23:57,380 --> 00:24:00,180 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 707 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,100 What animal have you had a lifelong passion for? 708 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:09,620 Well, as a fellow ranga, I do like an orangutan. 709 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,860 Yeah. I buy products with palm oil in it... 710 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:13,140 (LAUGHS) ..on purpose. 711 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:13,380 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 712 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:16,380 (LAUGHTER) 713 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:16,620 It just... Because of the bullying (LAUGHTER) 714 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,500 It just... Because of the bullying I got at high school 715 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:18,740 It just... Because of the bullying I might get rid of their vegetation. 716 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,300 I might get rid of their vegetation. 717 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,820 They've gotta go. 718 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:23,860 (LAUGHTER) 719 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,500 Jordan. 720 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,060 Before the series' third film screened in China, 721 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:33,140 pirate captain Sao Feng's screen time was cut in half by censors 722 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:33,380 pirate captain Sao Feng's screen for what reason? 723 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:34,540 for what reason? 724 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,860 So... 725 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:44,540 ..the actor who played that role, Chow Yun-Fat... 726 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:49,020 ..he's very famous in China, 727 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:53,700 so maybe it was...he did something that wasn't so becoming in the film. 728 00:24:55,860 --> 00:25:00,140 It was cut before the release in China. So... 729 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,460 Can you do his voice? 730 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,180 (LAUGHTER) 731 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,460 Maybe... Maybe if... 732 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,540 You were... No, I'm not going to do it. 733 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,540 (LAUGHTER) 734 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:12,860 I was going to say Chris Lilley did that on the ABC years ago, 735 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:13,100 I was going to say Chris Lilley so that's been done. 736 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,580 so that's been done. 737 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,540 OK. 738 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:17,980 (APPLAUSE) 739 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,700 We have learnt our lesson. OK. 740 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,940 As you were. 741 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,580 I still don't know the answer, though. 742 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:25,420 Alright. 743 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:29,100 So I think maybe it's because, um... 744 00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,940 Maybe he wasn't shown to be as heroic 745 00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,180 Maybe he wasn't shown to be as...as his other roles in China. 746 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,180 as...as his other roles in China. 747 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:41,700 And they didn't think that market would...would like the role. 748 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,660 Incorrect. Ah. 749 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:49,220 The correct answer is vilifying and defacing the Chinese. 750 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:50,580 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) Yeah. 751 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,820 So cutting the film like that would have made it impossible to follow, 752 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,060 So cutting the film like that would so no difference really. 753 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:56,780 so no difference really. 754 00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:59,460 (LAUGHTER) 755 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,580 Jess. 756 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:02,980 In an interview with Michael Palin, 757 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,220 Attenborough said that In an interview with Michael Palin, 758 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:05,740 Attenborough said that he wears the same blue shirt 759 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:05,980 Attenborough said that in most documentaries... 760 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,380 in most documentaries... 761 00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:09,980 (LAUGHTER) 762 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:11,620 ..to make editing easier, 763 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:13,420 and for what other reason? 764 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,460 Oof. 765 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:19,620 I'm not familiar with the interview. 766 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,780 Um... 767 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:26,780 Travelling a lot. Could be something to do with sweat. 768 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:27,020 Travelling a lot. I'm going to say... 769 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,140 I'm going to say... 770 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,940 He's got a pretty good sense of humour. 771 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,100 so maybe he was making a joke. 772 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,580 Because it's the only thing that suits him. 773 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,620 Incorrect. 774 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:39,860 The correct answer is, to not distract from the animals. 775 00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:40,100 The correct answer is, Ah. 776 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,300 Ah. 777 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:41,540 Yeah, so when you're watching it, Ah. 778 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,540 Yeah, so when you're watching it, he doesn't want to draw focus. 779 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:46,060 He wants you to look at the animals and not look at him. 780 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,300 Jordan. 781 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:47,540 In Keith Richards' first cameo as Jordan. 782 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:51,820 In Keith Richards' first cameo as Sparrow's father, Captain Teague, 783 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,460 he plays what self-penned song on the guitar? 784 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:57,060 Oh. 785 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:59,220 So it's a Rolling Stones song. 786 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:06,340 I don't know it, but I'm hoping this will help. 787 00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:08,380 (LAUGHTER) Um... 788 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:13,100 Oh. Let's say... 789 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,860 Let's say it's... 790 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:18,020 ..Sympathy For The Devil. 791 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,700 Incorrect. 792 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:22,700 The correct answer is Only Found Out Yesterday. 793 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:25,940 Jess, if you get this right, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion. 794 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:26,180 Jess, if you get this right, In an episode of the series Africa, 795 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,060 In an episode of the series Africa, 796 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:32,460 Attenborough gets on all fours to communicate through squeaks 797 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:35,660 with a blind juvenile of what species? 798 00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:35,900 with a blind juvenile Um, OK, I know this one. 799 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,820 Um, OK, I know this one. 800 00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,380 It's, um. 801 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,900 He gets very excited. 802 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:44,020 It is a rhino. 803 00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:48,340 Correct. Which means you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion! 804 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:48,580 Correct. Which means you are (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 805 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,340 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 806 00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:52,220 Alright, Jordan, you know what this means. Out! 807 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:54,980 There he goes. 808 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:02,540 Congratulations, Jess. You are tonight's Hard Quiz champion! 809 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,860 Which means you get the Big Brass Mug. 810 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:06,460 Thank you. And you get to do the sign-off. 811 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:06,740 Thanks for playing hard! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Thank you. And you get to do the sign-off. 812 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,420 Thanks for playing hard! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 813 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:09,660 Thanks for playing hard! Yes! 814 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:10,420 Yes! 815 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:10,620 Yes! Captions by Red Bee Media 816 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,580 Captions by Red Bee Media 817 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:11,820 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation Captions by Red Bee Media 818 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,420 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 819 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:15,220 TOM: You can pour a bag of goon into it.