ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Hard Quiz...
Expert subject, TV series Modern Family.
Expert subject, the NRL - Brisbane Broncos.
Expert subject, Schindler's List.
Expert subject, British pop group S Club 7.
Here's your host, Tom Gleeson.
Yes! Hello! (APPLAUSE)
Am I real?
Welcome to Hard Quiz!
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Let's say hello.
G'day, Steve. G'day, Tom.
G'day, Steve. Now, your expert subject is S Club 7.
(LAUGHTER)
Yes, it is, Tom. It is.
Was this a tactical choice?
You know, choose a subject that
no-one could possibly know anything or care about?
It's a bit of a tactical choice, Tom.
It's a bit of But, no, I genuinely love S Club 7.
(LAUGHTER)
And, look, I don't know WHY I (LAUGHTER)
And, look, I don't know WHY I love S Club 7,
And, look, I don't know WHY I but I just do, T... I just do, Tom.
Yeah... (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
You know it's embarrassing to admit, don't you?
I feel like we're at therapy. (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, it's actually really bad at home, Tom.
I've got two kids, named Sammy and Spencer,
and, together, the three of us are S Club 3.
(LAUGHTER)
Now, you say you frequently (LAUGHTER)
Now, you say you frequently reference S Club 7 songs and quotes
in everyday conversation. Yep.
Does anyone ever pick up on this?
No.
(LAUGHTER)
You walked down the aisle to an S Club 7 song.
You walked down the aisle AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Has the marriage lasted?
(LAUGHTER) Has the marriage lasted?
(LAUGHTER) The marriage has lasted.
It's so funny, she doesn't know that I'm on the show tonight, actually.
But... (LAUGHTER)
I've been studying for the last month or so,
and I've got posters, books and I've been playing the music 24/7
and I've got posters, books and she just thinks it's normal.
So, yeah, she's got no idea. and she just thinks it's normal.
So, yeah, she's got no idea. (LAUGHTER)
So, your family's at home watching now,
having just discovered that you're doing Hard Quiz.
Yep. (LAUGHTER)
Yep. (APPLAUSE)
Patricia. Hello.
Now, your topic is the Holocaust film Schindler's List.
Yeah. Thanks for bringing the mood down.
Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
My pleasure. (LAUGHTER)
My pleasure. The S Club party is over!
My pleasure. (LAUGHTER)
You've watched it over 100 times. Oh, yeah.
Why do you drag yourself through that misery so often?
Why do you drag yourself Oh, I don't know, Tom.
Maybe I'm too happy and I need it sometimes to bring me down.
Maybe I'm too happy and I need it (LAUGHTER)
So, you're just happy and you need to take the edge off.
I know. It's better than pills. (LAUGHTER)
You say every time you watch it you cry,
and your students laugh at you 'cause you're a teacher.
Are you teaching a bunch of psychopaths?
Are you teaching (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, they are. (LAUGHTER)
And if they're watching, I know you.
(LAUGHTER)
Now, you're Dutch.
You say your nickname in Dutch is 'yieter'.
It's actually... (ROLLS H) ..'gieter'.
Oh, sorry. (ROLLS H) 'Gieter'. (LAUGHTER)
(ROLLS H) 'Gieter'. What's it mean?
It's a watering can. Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
To be called a source of water in a country that's below sea level,
is that an insult?
No. It's actually a joke.
Oh, a joke? Yeah.
Oh, OK. I do jokes as well as...
Alright. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
What's the joke? (APPLAUSE)
What's the joke? (LAUGHTER)
Being called a 'gieter' is a joke. Oh.
Because I cry a lot. Oh, OK, you cry a lot.
And so my kids call me a 'gieter' when we watch movies,
and they always look - "Is she crying already?"
Right.
And I cried at Cheaper By The Dozen.
Yes. (LAUGHTER)
And my daughter turned to me and said,
"For... (BLEEP!) ..sakes, Mum, it's a comedy."
(LAUGHTER)
Rory. Hello.
Now, you're a fan of rugby league team the Brisbane Broncos.
Now, you're a fan of rugby league How long have you been a fan for?
Since they were created, in 1988.
Now, you're forcing your child Since they were created, in 1988.
Now, you're forcing your child to share your interest.
Yes. AUDIENCE: Aw.
What does your child like, the punch-on, or the biffo?
Um, he just likes that it's loud, I think.
Now, you once met the team. I did.
What happened? 1992, won the premiership.
City of Brisbane, we all got in our cars
City of Brisbane, and we drove to the airport,
to, you know, pat the guys and we drove to the airport,
to, you know, pat the guys on the back and see the trophy.
And it was the first time the trophy had been back in Queensland.
So, it was a...
1992, you just walked So, it was a...
1992, you just walked straight into the airport.
That was it. 100% No security. Out onto the tarmac.
"G'day, fellas." Pretty much.
Light up a cigarette. "How are ya?" (LAUGHTER)
Nina! Your expert subject is Modern Family.
Nina! Your expert subject What do you love about
this middle-of-the-road, What do you love about
this middle-of-the-road, inoffensive sitcom?
this middle-of-the-road, (LAUGHTER)
Um, well, I mean, it's fun for the whole family.
It's got good characters, good plots. Just a good time.
It's got good characters, Do you like it that it's easy to get?
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Have you not seen this show? AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Have you not seen this show? (BLEEP!) ..wake up.
Have you not seen this show? (LAUGHTER)
Don't feel sorry for my contestants.
You know there are some complex jokes in there, Tom.
I wouldn't be surprised if they sort of went over your head or anything.
(APPLAUSE)
Now you actually wrote an essay on Modern Family for uni.
Now you actually wrote an essay I did, actually.
So, you're doing one of degrees I did, actually.
So, you're doing one of degrees where you don't get a job?
So, you're doing one of degrees (LAUGHTER)
What degree is it? It was a bachelor of arts.
I knew it! There you are. (LAUGHTER)
I knew it! There you are. You work in a library.
In your library, would you catalogue Modern Family
under 'general fiction' or 'mixed bag of stereotypes'?
under 'general fiction' (LAUGHTER)
Possibly mixed bag.
But, there's a lot of stuff Possibly mixed bag.
But, there's a lot of stuff in the library, but I don't...
I don't think we have your book in there, Tom.
AUDIENCE: Ooh! I don't think that one's in there.
Which one?
Which one? There are more than one?
Oh. (LAUGHTER)
Let's play, hard!
ANNOUNCER: Win or lose five points.
I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject.
Right, you get five points.
Wrong, I will take five points from you.
The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points.
Let's start with Nina and her expert subject, Modern Family. The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points.
Let's start with Nina and her expert subject, Modern Family.
(APPLAUSE) expert subject, Modern Family.
(APPLAUSE)
Focusing on three households linked by patriarch Jay,
Modern Family is a comedy presented as a documentary,
Modern Family is a comedy a film style commonly known as what?
Nina. Mockumentary.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Correct! In 2010, during the first season,
a Facebook campaign called for couple Mitchell and Cam
to be shown doing what activity?
Nina. Kissing.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Yeah, a lot of people didn't like it
that all the heterosexual couples were kissing
and they were only hugging,
but they did finally kiss in season two
and then they went on to get married in season five
and then they went on to get married and they rooted in season eight.
(LAUGHTER)
I don't know who wrote that down.
(LAUGHTER)
Was it a big thing to have a gay couple
on such a popular sitcom at the time?
They were trendsetters, and I think we do owe a lot to them.
It's over 10 years ago.
So, it was a big deal to be on network TV like that.
So, it was a big deal to be Yeah. Really cool.
When eldest child Haley goes off to college,
her father Phil reads from his book Phil's-osophy,
which includes the advice
"Dance until your feet hurt, sing until..."
Nina. Act until you're William Hurt.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
"Sing until your lungs hurt, act until you're William Hurt."
"Sing until your lungs hurt, Is Phil your favourite character?
He is my favourite character, yes.
Why do you like him?
Yeah, he's just the best dad in the world.
Sorry, my dad's in the audience, but...
(LAUGHTER) He's great too.
Yeah. Phil's better than you!
(LAUGHTER)
In 2014, the cast travelled to Australia to film an episode
after 20th Century Fox partnered with which airline?
after 20th Century Fox For the steal it's Steve!
Qantas.
Correct! Double points to you! Qantas.
Correct! Double points to you! (APPLAUSE)
Last question in your set, Nina.
In season two, after her son Manny Last question in your set, Nina.
In season two, after her son Manny invites a girl over from school,
Gloria says that the leading cause of death among Colombian women
Gloria says that the leading cause is when their sons do what?
Nina. Get married.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Time now for Rory and the Brisbane Broncos.
(APPLAUSE) and the Brisbane Broncos.
(APPLAUSE)
Making their debut in 1988,
the Brisbane Broncos were coached Making their debut in 1988,
the Brisbane Broncos were coached for 21 consecutive years
the Brisbane Broncos were coached by which former Queensland...
Rory. Wayne Bennett.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Which former Queensland player? Wayne Bennett is correct.
Bennett coached until 2008
and then he went off to coach some other teams
and then he went off to and returned in 2015 for three years.
Rugby League great Allan Langer
captained the Broncos to four premiership wins,
captained the Broncos playing what position?
Rory. playing what position?
Rory. Half back.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
In 1993, while sponsored by Powers Brewing,
the Broncos ceased using Lang Park as their home ground
due to the park's licensing agreement with which other beer brand?
due to the park's licensing agreement Rory.
XXXX.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
If you got that wrong,
you wouldn't have been allowed back into Queensland.
(LAUGHTER) He got the XXXX one wrong!
Sorry, you didn't know that? I didn't listen to the question.
Sorry, you didn't know that? (LAUGHTER)
What kind of show is it
when even the contestants zone out during the show?
when even the contestants While designing the Broncos' jersey,
the teams board rejected While designing the Broncos' jersey,
the teams board rejected the use of what colour
because Queensland...
Blue. (LAUGHS)
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Because Queenslanders were used to booing it?
Because Queenslanders Blue is correct.
The city of Brisbane
adopted blue and gold as its official colours
and the board were going to use it until they remembered it was
the colour of New South Wales's Origin jersey.
We boo anything blue on sight. OK.
So, they would have just been booing their own team.
How long would it have taken for all your fans to realise
How long would it have taken "Oh, hang on, that's our team."?
They would have folded before it happened.
Last question in your set, Rory.
In the 2015 NRL Grand Final,
the first to be decided by the golden point ruling,
the Broncos lost to North Queensland Cowboys
the Broncos lost by how many points?
Rory. One.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Five from five! (APPLAUSE)
Alright, next set of questions is for Patricia on Schindler's List.
(APPLAUSE)
That's right, you heard me - Schindler's List!
(LAUGHTER)
Get ready to be depressed, everyone!
(LAUGHTER)
Liam Neeson plays real-life businessman Oskar Schindler,
who saved the lives of hundreds of Jews,
who saved the lives of employing them in a Krakow factory
that made what household product?
Patricia. Pots and pans.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
He employed them as essential workers to save them.
The workers were later moved to Czechoslovakia
where they made artillery shells,
most of which were faulty, possibly on purpose.
most of which were faulty, ALL: Ooh.
In an interview with Inside Film Magazine,
director Steven Spielberg said
he filmed Schindler's List director Steven Spielberg said
he filmed Schindler's List primarily in English
he filmed Schindler's List to avoid using what on-screen device?
For the steal, it's Rory.
Subtitles.
Correct! Double points to you! (APPLAUSE)
Correct! Double points to you! Good one.
Yes, he didn't want people to have an excuse
Yes, he didn't want people to look away from the images.
It's a clever justification for to look away from the images.
It's a clever justification for 'Americans can't read subtitles'.
It's a clever justification for (LAUGHTER)
During the liquidation of the Krakow ghetto,
Schindler focuses on a girl in a coat of what colour?
Rory, for the steal! Red.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Double points to you!
Spielberg told the three-year-old actress
not to watch the film until she was 18.
She ignored this advice and watched it at age 11,
She ignored this advice which she said traumatised her.
Nina, don't watch this episode until you're 18.
Nina, don't watch this episode (LAUGHTER)
Towards the end of the war,
Schindler has his workers Towards the end of the war,
Schindler has his workers moved to Czechoslovakia,
Schindler has his workers but discovers with horror
that the women's train has been rerouted to which camp?
Patricia. Auschwitz.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Last question in your set, Patricia. OK.
At the end of the film, the actors who played the Schindler Jews
accompany their real-life counterparts
accompany their while placing what objects...
Patricia. while placing what objects...
Patricia. Stones.
Correct! What objects on Schindler's grave?
Correct! What objects Stones is correct.
Last set in the expert round.
It's Steve and S Club 7.
(APPLAUSE)
Another depressing topic.
(LAUGHTER)
The intro to S Club 7's hit Don't Stop Movin'
first directs that you "Don't stop moving to..." what?
Nina for the steal! The funky beat.
Nina for the steal! Incorrect.
Steve. (LAUGHTER)
Steve. To the funky, funky beat.
(LAUGHS) To the funky, funky beat.
(LAUGHS) Correct!
(LAUGHS) (APPLAUSE)
Yes, you said 'funky beat', Nina.
But we needed 'funky, funky beat'.
(LAUGHTER)
I told you this would be depressing. (LAUGHTER)
What happens if you stop movin'?
It's a bit of a threat, this song.
Don't stop moving, constantly. It's a bit of a threat, this song.
Don't stop moving, constantly. Like, "Yeah, or what?"
The 'S' of S Club 7 is rumoured to stand for the group's manager...
Steve. Simon Fuller.
Incorrect. I'll finish the question. AUDIENCE: Ooh.
Incorrect. I'll finish the question. ..the group's manager Simon,
who previously managed what other '90s British pop group?
Rory for the steal!
Take That.
Incorrect! It's wide open.
Wide open!
(BUZZING)
Time's up! Spice Girls.
ALL: Oh...
Yeah, according to the band, ALL: Oh...
Yeah, according to the band, it can stand for whatever you like.
Yeah, according to the band, What do you think 'S' stands for?
SSSS-Steve. OK.
(LAUGHTER)
In 2008, with many band members pursuing individual projects,
Bradley, Jo, and Paul formed a trio with what name?
Steve. S Club 3.
Steve. (LAUGHTER)
So, did you see this shit-show?
I saw them as a three, that three,
and then I saw them as a two as well.
(LAUGHTER) What scout hall was that at?
(LAUGHTER)
The S Club sitcoms Miami 7, LA 7, and Hollywood 7
follow the band as they try to make it in America
while their last series, Viva S Club, was set in what country?
Steve. Spain.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Last question in your set, Steve.
In 2001, the three male members Last question in your set, Steve.
In 2001, the three male members of the band, Paul, Jon, and Bradley
were arrested after being found in possession of what drug?
Steve. Marijuana.
They were having a bit too much time smoking the Mary Janes.
(LAUGHTER) Correct.
They actually lost a cereal promotion deal out of it.
They did. The Sugar Puffs.
They did. (LAUGHTER)
Alright, we've shimmied through their subjects,
now let's shimmy through mine.
This week, I've been really getting into lawyers.
I love lawyers!
The ones that work on this show save me from myself!
This round is multiple choice.
Select your answers on your screens
and press the buzzer to lock in the answer.
Occasionally worn by Australian lawyers in court...
The answer is C - Jabot.
Yeah, the wigs, gowns, and jabots
were originally worn to distinguish the legal profession from the public,
but have been kept for tradition's sake.
Which of these fictional lawyers...
The answer is
A - Ally McBeal.
(APPLAUSE)
Yeah, Fisk works at Gruber and Gruber,
Toadie works at Rebecchi Law
and Hutz works at I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!
and Hutz works at (LAUGHTER)
What term cynically refers to a lawyer...
The answer is B - ambulance chaser.
(APPLAUSE)
Lawyers commonly charge clients in billable units...
The answer is B - six minutes.
(APPLAUSE)
Last question in my round's worth double points!
Which of these Australian comedians...
The correct answer is
F - Sammy J.
(APPLAUSE)
Sammy J started a degree, but then he bailed out early.
Alright, at the end of my round, Nina, you're at the bottom on 10.
Get over here. (APPLAUSE)
Did most of the questions go over your head?
Did most of the questions (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, Tom, I think I'm a bit too young for this show.
(LAUGHTER)
This is the ABC, EVERYONE'S too young for this show.
Alright, you know what this means.
Out! (APPLAUSE)
Out! There she goes!
It's the People's Round!
Stop your fiddling, play along at home.
Your time starts now. Stop your fiddling, play along at home.
Your time starts now.
Since 2010, The Block has been hosted by which tradie?
Rory. Scott Cam.
Rory. Yes.
A kid's book about an inquisitive Yes.
A kid's book about an inquisitive monkey is Curious who?
Rory. George.
Yes! Launched in 1989 was which handheld Nintendo console?
Rory. Gameboy.
Yes! When drawing Pegasus from Greek myth,
Yes! When drawing Pegasus what extra body parts should...
Rory. what extra body parts should...
Rory. Wings.
Yes! Should you add to a horse? Wings is correct.
An Australian opera icon is Dame Nellie who?
Patricia. Melba.
Yes! In medicine, MRI stands for what type of...
Rory.
Radiation. No.
Stands for what type of resonance imaging?
Magnetic is the answer.
Shoes by Christian Louboutin are known for soles of what colour?
(BUZZING) Time's up! Red.
At room temperature, one litre of water weighs how many kilograms?
Rory. One.
Rory. Yes!
Time's up!
(APPLAUSE)
Alright, at the end of the People's Round,
Alright, at the end Patricia, you're at bottom on 25.
Get over here. Patricia, you're at bottom on 25.
Get over here. (APPLAUSE)
Alright, what happened, Patricia?
I didn't make it Alright, what happened, Patricia?
I didn't make it onto the list, I think.
OK. AUDIENCE: Ohh...
OK. To be saved. To be saved.
In the film, you are saved To be saved. To be saved.
In the film, you are saved if you're on the list.
In the film, you are saved Just to be clear. (BLEEP!)
Out! Ah!
(APPLAUSE)
There she goes.
Alright, only two left. Who's going to be the Hard Quiz champion?
Rory and Steve, get over here, 'cause it's time to play Hard Quiz.
ANNOUNCER: The Brisbane Broncos versus S Club 7.
Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz champion
who gets to take home the limited-edition big brass mug.
What will you do with the mug if you win, Steve?
I will throw a party. An S Club party.
I will throw a party. (LAUGHTER)
What about you, Rory?
I will go full rugby-league, full Mad Monday -
drink beer out of it, wear it as a hat,
kicked out of a few licensed premises with it.
(LAUGHTER) Sounds reasonable.
It's best of five, penalty-shootout style.
Harder questions on your expert subject.
So, it's Steve's knowledge of S Club 7
versus Rory's knowledge of the Brisbane Broncos.
Let's play, hard!
(APPLAUSE)
Steve, according to the lyrics of S Club 7 hit S Club Party,
Steve, according to the lyrics what is Hannah doing?
Uh, Tina's doing her dance.
John's looking for romance.
We don't know who these people are.
Paul's getting down on the floor,
while Hannah is screaming out for more.
So, Hannah's screaming out for more.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Are you able to explain what the lyric
"Hoochie mamas, show your nah-nahs" means?
(LAUGHTER) No, Tom.
(LAUGHTER) What are nah-nahs?
(LAUGHTER) You've gotta ask the hoochie...
The hoochie mamas? The hoochie mamas, yeah.
So, I gotta ask the hoochie mamas what nah-nahs are?
Yep.
In Rugby League, you could get kneed in your nah-nahs.
(LAUGHTER)
Rory, the successful (LAUGHTER)
Rory, the successful Broncos combination
of brothers Kevin and Kerrod Walters,
along with Allan Langer,
was known as the what connection? along with Allan Langer,
was known as the what connection?
The Ipswich Connection.
Correct! (APPLAUSE)
Yeah, they all played for the Ipswich Jets.
And hello to everyone in Ipswich if you're watching.
I live in Ipswich. Do you?
I live in Ipswich. I do.
Are you sick of people paying out Ipswich?
No, it's fine. Some of it's deserved.
No, it's fine. (LAUGHTER)
You hear that, Ipswich? You're a shithole. You deserve it.
(LAUGHTER)
Steve, in the film Seeing Double,
wrongly accused of impersonating S Club,
the group are in prison but able to break free
after learning what fact about the desk sergeant?
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
I haven't seen the movie in a while.
It's very hard to get access to.
(LAUGHTER)
The desk sergeant...
(LAUGHTER)
The desk sergeant is a dancer.
Correct. (APPLAUSE)
Yeah, he's a dancer and he loves to dance.
Here they are escaping a funky Spanish prison.
The desk sergeant does like to dance.
The desk sergeant ALL: Ooh!
Uno, dos, tres, quattro!
(MUSIC STARTS)
(LAUGHTER)
Rory, take a listen to this commentary from Ray Warren.
We haven't seen much of him today.
Now take a look at him as he crosses the halfway.
Now take a look at him They won't catch him!
He's heading for the corner!
And he's over!
Who is he talking about?
I'm not 100% sure,
but I will guess Steve Renouf.
Correct. (APPLAUSE)
Why is it significant?
It was basically the try that won the first Grand Final. Why is it significant?
It was basically the try that won the first Grand Final.
And one of the greatest tries you'll see.
And he ran the full length of the field. And it was '92.
And you were so excited you went and met them at the airport.
I did.
Michael Hancock, in shot there - patted him on the back.
Oh, right. Still remember it.
(APPLAUSE)
Steve, according to the characteristics attributed to her
on her Hasbro doll packaging,
what is 'uniquely Rachel'?
I, um, I never owned that doll.
(LAUGHTER)
Good to get that out there.
It's funny to hear you say that with regret.
You're like... (LAUGHTER)
You're like... What is uniquely Rachel?
Well, she loves her fashion. Mm.
Uh...
What is uniquely Rachel?
I'm going to say fashion.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is 'a pierced bellybutton'.
(LAUGHTER) OK.
That's uniquely Rachel. (LAUGHS)
Rory, in March, 2021, Brisbane won a game against the Bulldogs,
breaking the club's worst-ever consecutive losing streak
of how many games?
I'm definitely not sure about this one.
But it was lots, and it was terrible.
Um... And I was at that game.
I'm not 100% sure, but I will guess...
I think it might be 15.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is 13.
AUDIENCE: Ooh.
Not as bad as you thought it was,
but it must have felt like 15 for you.
but it must have felt like 15 Yeah, it felt longer.
Steve, in a 2019 interview Yeah, it felt longer.
Steve, in a 2019 interview with the Guardian,
band member Paul said his relationship
band member Paul with fellow S Clubber Hannah
was instigated by what?
They were together for a while.
I believe they were manufactured to be together
I believe they were so that the...
They were manufactured to be together
so that the plot was similar to real life.
Correct. (APPLAUSE)
Rory, at half-time of the 1998 grand finale,
suspended Bronco Peter Ryan told fellow player Tonie Carroll
that if he didn't play better in the second half,
that if he didn't play better he would stab him with what?
I genuinely have no idea. I've never heard that before.
Peter Ryan was very hard, so... doesn't shock me.
Um...
I will say...
..his boots.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is scissors. AUDIENCE: Ooh!
And it worked, 'cause Carroll scored a try after half-time.
He didn't want to get stabbed with scissors.
(LAUGHTER)
Alright Steve, if you don't get this right,
I'm going to stab you with scissors. (LAUGHTER)
S Club 7's second album, 7,
featured the lead track Reach,
which was originally released for what TV special?
which was originally released What TV special?
The song Reach...
It's about reaching for the stars.
CHUCKLES)
I'm going to say it is a Christmas special.
I'm going to say Christmas special, Tom.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is Incorrect.
The correct answer is Boyfriends And Birthdays.
Of course. (LAUGHTER)
Oh, I know. And it's your favourite special.
(LAUGHTER)
Rory. You need this.
If you get this wrong, then, Steve, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
Rory, on 26th June, 2010,
in a match against the Parramatta Eels,
captain Darren Lockyer broke what NRL record?
Against Parramatta, in 2010?
He became the most capped player in NRL history.
Incorrect. AUDIENCE: Ohh...
The correct answer is it had to be with a single club.
Which means, Steve, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
Which means, Steve, you are (APPLAUSE)
Aright, Rory, you know what this means.
Out! (APPLAUSE)
There he goes!
Congratulations, Steve, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
(APPLAUSE)
You get the big brass mug and you get to do the sign-off!
You get the big brass mug Thanks for playing, hard!
(APPLAUSE) Thanks for playing, hard!
(APPLAUSE)
Don't stop movin'!
To the funky, funky beat.