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ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz:
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Expert subject - Allan Border.
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Expert subject - bridge.
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Expert subject - Bluey.
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Expert subject - Cleopatra.
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Here's your host, Tom Gleeson!
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(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
Yes. Hello! How are you?
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I'm wasting your money!
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Welcome to Hard Quiz.
These contestants are deep divers.
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Last one to get the bends will be
tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
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(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
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To be part of the show,
head to the ABC TV socials.
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
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To be part of the show,
head to the ABC TV socials.
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To be part of the show,
Let's say hello.
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Let's say hello.
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Let's say hello.
G'day, Iovita.
Hi.
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G'day, Iovita.
Hi.
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Now, you're into Cleopatra.
I certainly am.
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Well, how did the love start?
How did you first get into Cleopatra?
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When I was 12 I had a very
eccentric Hungarian history teacher
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who taught us ancient history,
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and through him,
I just sort of fell in love,
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and then started going to
the state library every weekend
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and researching.
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You're a student.
What are you studying?
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You're a student.
I'm studying literature.
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I'm studying literature.
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Not ancient history?
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No, but I actually am planning
to take a class in a few years
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No, but I actually am planning
about Cleopatra.
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about Cleopatra.
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Oh, AFTER you've done the quiz?
Yeah.
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Oh, AFTER you've done the quiz?
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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This is like the test.
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You know, I get to see if I'm good
enough to take it or not.
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Oh, OK, so you're going to just
risk it on national TV?
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Yeah!
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And then brush up on your knowledge
when no-one gives a shit.
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Yeah.
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You've got an arts degree.
This is probably the first time
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it could have ever come in any use
at all.
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(LAUGHTER)
That's original.
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Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
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(APPLAUSE)
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Got me a good 'un.
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You work at
Got me a good 'un.
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You work at
a community radio station.
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I do.
Yeah? Give 'em a plug. Who is it?
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Joy 94.9.
OK.
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The show I do,
JOY Eurovision and Babble POP.
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How do you deal with
the one or two callers?
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(LAUGHTER)
We...
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Our show...
Was that original enough for ya?!
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(LAUGHTER)
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We don't really get callers,
unfortunately.
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We don't really get callers,
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(LAUGHTER)
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So you've got an arts degree,
(LAUGHTER)
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So you've got an arts degree,
you work in community radio,
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So you've got an arts degree,
and you're on Hard Quiz.
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and you're on Hard Quiz.
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Are there any ends you won't go to
to earn no money?
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(LAUGHTER)
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Who knows?
I might move to Kazakhstan
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and take up rhythmic gymnastics -
you never know.
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and take up rhythmic gymnastics -
I've heard that before.
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I've heard that before.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Alright, Mary.
Tom.
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Now, you're into Bluey.
I am.
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I'm presuming you have children?
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I do, but I think I'd watch it
even if it wasn't for the kids.
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I do, but I think I'd watch it
Is it true you have a Bluey tattoo?
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Is it true you have a Bluey tattoo?
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I do, yeah.
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(LAUGHS) Really?
Doesn't everyone?
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Uh...no.
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Iovita, do you have a Bluey tattoo?
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Planning on getting one.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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Thanks. That's appreciated.
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What's your Bluey tattoo of?
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It's of one of the characters
from my favourite episode, I guess.
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You have a Bluey podcast,
is that true?
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You have a Bluey podcast,
I do, yeah.
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I do, yeah.
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After Bluey launched last year,
we...myself and another friend
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After Bluey launched last year,
were just talking about it so much,
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were just talking about it so much,
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we thought, "Oh, we've got to
were just talking about it so much,
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we thought, "Oh, we've got to
take this a bit further."
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So, yeah, we record ourselves
talking about it regularly,
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and put out an episode a week,
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talking for half an hour
about one episode of Bluey.
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So you talk for longer
than the episodes go for.
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(LAUGHTER)
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About three or four times longer,
yeah.
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So, Ian, you're a retired physicist.
Is bridge one of your hobbies?
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Oh, it's more than a hobby,
it's a serious devotion.
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You've got the cards on your shirt.
Yeah, yeah, you noticed.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(APPLAUSE)
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You direct bridge as well.
What does that mean?
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It means that you actually have
to organise the game.
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Decide when you see the number
of tables, you have to decide
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on the movement, hand the cards out
and do the scoring at the end.
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And adjudicate on any controversies
that might arise.
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Feel like I'm looking
into my future with you, Ian.
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Now, another hobby of yours is
square dancing, is that right?
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Well, that's really a rather
severe case of my wife's desires.
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Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
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Do you have multiple partners
when you square dance, Ian?
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Gee, I think calling it dancing's
a bit rich.
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More like wandering around a hall.
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Is your dancing inspired
by your bridge?
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I'm just saying you're
doing a lot of shuffling.
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Chris.
G'day, Tom.
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Now, Australian cricket captain
Allan Border is your subject.
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Yes.
Is it fair to say
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he is the most boring captain
we've had?
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The grumpiest captain
we've ever had, yes.
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But I don't think he's boring
at all.
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OK.
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Yeah, he made a few big calls,
a few declarations at right times
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that won us matches,
and unfortunately it was just
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at a time when there were a lot
of draws in international cricket.
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at a time when there were a lot
So your favourite captain
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So your favourite captain
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is a captain who presided over
So your favourite captain
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is a captain who presided over
a lot of draws.
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Well, he was a man who decided
that he'd move to Queensland.
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OK.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I accused him of being boring,
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and you haven't rectified
the situation.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Are you going to be like
Allan Border tonight?
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Are you going to be boring?
It's started off that way.
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Are you going to be boring?
And it'll finish the same, I think.
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And it'll finish the same, I think.
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Are you going to be really boring,
and hard to get out?
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(LAUGHTER, GROANING)
Hope so.
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Have you met him?
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Once at a football game, and then
Have you met him?
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Once at a football game, and then
I thought I met him another time,
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Once at a football game, and then
but it wasn't him.
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but it wasn't him.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
So, yeah.
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So I was, uh...
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Tell me more about
this false sighting.
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I was running a store, a TAB,
and it was coming up to six o'clock,
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I was running a store, a TAB,
which was closing time,
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which was closing time,
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and I was going out to the front
which was closing time,
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and I was going out to the front
door to lock it up,
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and a guy walks up,
and said, "You still open?"
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I said, "Anything for Allan Border,"
and he said, "I'm not Allan Border."
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And I said, "Oh,"
and I let him in anyway.
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And I said, "Oh,"
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(LAUGHTER)
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So it was just some random guy
you let in after hours?
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White male with a moustache.
That was it.
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White male with a moustache.
Let's play - hard!
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Let's play - hard!
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ANNOUNCER: Win or lose five points.
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Steal an answer, double points.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
Steal an answer, double points.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
on your expert subject.
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Right, you get five points, wrong,
I will take five points from you.
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The rest of you can steal at any
time to get double points.
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Let's start with Chris
and his expert subject,
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Australian cricket captain
Allan Border.
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Border became test captain after 1984
after Kim Hughes resigned in tears
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following Australia's crushing
defeat to which team?
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Chris.
West Indies.
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Chris.
Correct.
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Correct.
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Yeah, that was thanks to guys
like Curtly Ambrose and Viv Richards.
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They were giants of the game
back then.
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They were giants of the game
In his book Shane Warne's Century,
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In his book Shane Warne's Century,
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Warney says Border thrived
on confrontation,
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and taught him to use WHAT
to his advantage?
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For the steal, it's Mary.
Sledging.
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Correct. Double points to you.
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I'd sledge you, but no.
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Following Border's 1988 dismissal
of Jeffrey Dujon for a duck,
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Merv Hughes congratulated him
on the field
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with what unwanted gesture?
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Chris.
An ear lick?
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Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
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He put his tongue in his ear.
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There he is there. Bit of a lick.
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Good on you, mate. Well done.
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We're all just mates.
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There we go.
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Tongue in the ear.
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Good stuff.
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All harmless.
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Men's sport in the '80s
All harmless.
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Men's sport in the '80s
was 80% athletic, 20% homoerotic.
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Men's sport in the '80s
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Comparing his era to the modern game,
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in the first chapter of his book
Cricket As I See It,
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Border says his generation should
have trained more and done WHAT less?
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Chris?
Drinking.
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Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
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Yes, an elite athlete.
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Last question in your set, Chris.
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The highest honour in
Australian's men's cricket,
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The highest honour in
the Allan Border Medal,
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the Allan Border Medal,
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is presented to the year's
most outstanding player,
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with the inaugural award in 2000
going to whom?
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Glenn McGrath.
Correct!
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Glenn McGrath.
(APPLAUSE)
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(APPLAUSE)
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Time now for Ian
and the card game bridge.
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Let's make this exciting, Ian.
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In contract bridge, the stage
of a game where partners describe
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the strength of their hands
is known by what name?
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Ian.
Bidding.
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Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
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That's the most modern photo we could
find of people playing bridge.
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Also meaning to beat,
or get the better of,
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is what term for the suit of cards
shown to have the highest value in...
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Chris for the steal.
Trump.
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Correct. Double points to you.
(APPLAUSE)
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Highest value in a hand of bridge.
Trump is correct.
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Hey, just out of curiosity, Ian,
do bridge games get pretty heated?
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Oh, they can very heated indeed,
especially on the way home.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah, especially when you're giving
multiple partners a lift.
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Once ranked among the top 50 players
in the world
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and representing Egypt
in international championships
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and representing Egypt
was which Doctor Zhivago star?
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was which Doctor Zhivago star?
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Ian.
Omar Sharif.
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Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
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At the 1975 World Championship
in Bermuda,
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the Italian team
was severely reprimanded
245
00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,620
for allegedly communicating
through which body part?
246
00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,580
Ian.
Foot tapping.
247
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,780
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
248
00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:18,220
Last question in your set, Ian.
249
00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,660
Honeymoon bridge
is a popular variation
250
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on conventional four-player bridge,
with what key difference?
251
00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,580
For the steal, it's Mary.
Two players.
252
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:32,100
Correct. Double points to you.
(APPLAUSE)
253
00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,060
Not enough, really. (LAUGHS)
Not enough.
254
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:40,020
Ian, on your honeymoon,
did you play bridge?
255
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:42,260
No. We weren't into bridge
in those days.
256
00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,180
Oh.
257
00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,620
What'd you do?
258
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,060
(LAUGHTER)
259
00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:49,220
That shall remain
in the mists of time.
260
00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,460
Ian rooting is in the mists of time.
261
00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,780
(LAUGHTER)
262
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:54,020
OK, next set of questions is for Mary
(LAUGHTER)
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OK, next set of questions is for Mary
on the children's TV show Bluey.
264
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Do you have Bluey earrings on?
265
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I didn't see that before.
Do you have Bluey earrings on?
266
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:03,780
I didn't see that before.
I do.
267
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,380
Yeah. Did you make them yourself,
or were they for sale?
268
00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,980
Instagram made them, yeah.
Oh, OK.
269
00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,420
Originally aimed at parents,
creator Joe Brumm
270
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,140
described his preliminary idea
for Bluey
271
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described his preliminary idea
as an R-rated version of which...
272
00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,300
as an R-rated version of which...
273
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,460
Mary.
Peppa Pig.
274
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,500
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
275
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,700
"..which animated kids' show?"
276
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,940
Peppa Pig is correct.
277
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,860
Expressing one of the key
messages of the show,
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in the episode Trampoline,
Bluey's dad, Bandit,
279
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tells her that making up WHAT
is more important than you think?
280
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,060
Mary.
Games.
281
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,820
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
282
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,100
In the episode Grannies,
Bluey teaches her nanna
283
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,500
to perform which viral dance move
featured...
284
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,780
Mary.
Flossing.
285
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:49,020
"..featured in the game Fortnite?"
Flossing is correct.
286
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,260
"..featured in the game Fortnite?"
(APPLAUSE)
287
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,860
(APPLAUSE)
288
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,500
OK.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
289
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:53,740
OK.
Just do this with your hips.
290
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,740
Just do this with your hips.
291
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,700
And they go like this?
292
00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,180
Oh! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
293
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,780
You're doing it, Nanna!
294
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,020
(LAUGHS)
295
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,660
Can you floss, Ian?
296
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,540
No, Bluey...
(LAUGHTER)
297
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,420
Mary might teach you
how to floss later.
298
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:12,660
Mary might teach you
Check this out.
299
00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:13,500
Check this out.
300
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,900
Dad?
Yes, mate?
301
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,940
I don't want the budgie
to have died.
302
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:21,300
I know. Me neither,
but there's nothing we can do.
303
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:21,540
I know. Me neither,
It's out of our hands.
304
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,820
It's out of our hands.
305
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:26,300
Are you sure he won't get better?
306
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,460
Yeah, I'm sure.
307
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,340
In his first voice acting role,
308
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,780
Bluey's dad is played by
Dave McCormack,
309
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:35,300
who sang Music Is Crap as frontman
of which '90s cult band?
310
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:35,540
who sang Music Is Crap as frontman
For the steal, it's Chris.
311
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,700
For the steal, it's Chris.
312
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:37,900
Custard.
313
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,140
Correct. Double points to you.
Custard.
314
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,380
Correct. Double points to you.
(APPLAUSE)
315
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,380
That's supposed to be one of the good
things about Bluey, isn't it -
316
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,620
that the dad
is someone to look up to?
317
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,980
As opposed to Peppa Pig's dad,
who is a deadshit.
318
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,340
(LAUGHTER)
319
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,460
Last question in your set, Mary.
320
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,380
In June 2019, producers announced
321
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,940
that the global rights
to the first two seasons
322
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had been sold
to which US entertainment...
323
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,140
Mary.
Disney.
324
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,100
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
325
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:07,660
"..which US entertainment giant?"
Disney is correct.
326
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,660
Iovita, not keen on stealing?
327
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:10,900
I don't know anything about
Iovita, not keen on stealing?
328
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:14,340
I don't know anything about
bridge, cricket or Bluey, so...
329
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,900
Mmm, yeah.
Unfortunately.
330
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,220
It's one of the disadvantages
of being young.
331
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:20,060
(LAUGHTER)
332
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,540
Missing out
on all that life experience
333
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,260
that could have helped you out.
334
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:24,500
Last set in the expert round,
that could have helped you out.
335
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,820
Last set in the expert round,
it's Iovita and Cleopatra.
336
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:34,180
Film adaptations
released in 1934 and '63
337
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:34,420
Film adaptations
depict Egypt's fall to Roman forces,
338
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,940
depict Egypt's fall to Roman forces,
339
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:40,020
with Cleopatra dying from
the bite of what animal?
340
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,260
For the steal, it's Chris.
Asp.
341
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:45,980
Correct. Double points to you.
(APPLAUSE)
342
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,060
For the first year of her joint reign
343
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,300
with her younger brother
Ptolemy XIII,
344
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,860
Cleopatra was able to act as
sole monarch for what reason?
345
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:02,220
Iovita.
Uh, she was older.
346
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:02,460
Iovita.
Incorrect. Still open.
347
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,380
Incorrect. Still open.
348
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,500
Wide open.
349
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,900
(BUZZ!)
Time's up.
350
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,700
Ptolemy was underage.
Oh.
351
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,860
It was cause he was underage -
not under HER age, just underage.
352
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:19,020
He was 10 at the time,
and he acted via a regency council.
353
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,340
Seeking assistance in a power
struggle with her brother,
354
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:25,140
Cleopatra smuggled herself
into the palace at Alexandria
355
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,660
to meet which legendary
Roman general?
356
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,460
Iovita.
Julius Caesar.
357
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,060
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
358
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,140
Do you know how they snuck her in?
359
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,380
Well, the traditional narrative
is that it was in a carpet,
360
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:44,340
but it's probably more likely to
have been some kind of laundry bag.
361
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:47,740
In a ceremony after Caesar's death,
Mark Antony showered Cleopatra
362
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:51,340
with territory and honours,
while the queen portrayed herself
363
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:51,580
with territory and honours,
as which Egyptian goddess?
364
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,820
as which Egyptian goddess?
365
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,180
Iovita.
Isis.
366
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,780
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
367
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:03,660
Yeah, he gave her so many presents,
it created a war. Is that right?
368
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,380
Yeah, he kept giving
territories to her.
369
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,820
Yes.
The Romans didn't like that.
370
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,660
No.
Last question in your set, Iovita.
371
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,020
Defeated by Roman forces
at the battle of Actium,
372
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:17,700
Cleopatra led a fleet of 60 ships
from her flagship,
373
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:17,940
Cleopatra led a fleet of 60 ships
which had sails of what royal colour?
374
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,580
which had sails of what royal colour?
375
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,020
Iovita.
Purple.
376
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,820
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
377
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,820
Alright, at the end of
the expert round,
378
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,060
Alright, at the end of
Iovita, you're at the bottom on 10,
379
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,940
Iovita, you're at the bottom on 10,
380
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,700
but you can still catch up
a bit here.
381
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,220
We've scanned through their subjects,
now let's scan through mine.
382
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:42,460
This week I've been really
getting into holes.
383
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,500
(LAUGHTER)
384
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,420
I love all kinds of holes.
Plug, ear, glory.
385
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:47,660
I love all kinds of holes.
This round is multiple choice.
386
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,780
This round is multiple choice.
387
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,380
Select your answers on your screens,
388
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,860
then press the buzzer
to lock in the answer.
389
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,380
The supermassive black hole
at the centre of the Milky Way
390
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:55,620
The supermassive black hole
has what name?
391
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,500
has what name?
392
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,180
Astronomers use asterisks in names
of things and when they say 'star',
393
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,060
they're not calling the black hole
a star,
394
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:12,300
they're not calling the black hole
they're calling the asterisk a star.
395
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,420
they're calling the asterisk a star.
396
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,980
The answer is...
397
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,180
..C - Sagittarius A*.
398
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,820
(APPLAUSE)
399
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,020
It has the mass of four million
suns, as it turns out.
400
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:31,580
And it has a gravitational pull
so big, it can alter time and space.
401
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,900
'90s alternative rock band Hole
had which lead singer?
402
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,980
The answer is C, Courtney Love.
403
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,260
(APPLAUSE)
404
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,140
Ian, are you...are you
a fan of grunge?
405
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,300
What's grunge?
(LAUGHTER)
406
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,180
(APPLAUSE)
407
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,020
Thought you might listen to
a bit of Hole
408
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,980
to get yourself psyched up
for your bridge.
409
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,580
In which industry would someone go
to work in a glory hole?
410
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,540
(LAUGHTER)
411
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,260
The answer is A, mining.
412
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,020
The glory hole is different
things in different mines.
413
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,620
It depends on what you're mining,
but, um...
414
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:37,860
It depends on what you're mining,
(LAUGHTER)
415
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,340
(LAUGHTER)
416
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,660
Also, mining can be lonely work.
Anyway...
417
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,620
In the 2000 presidential election
recount in Florida,
418
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:49,860
In the 2000 presidential election
poorly punched holes in ballot papers
419
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,100
poorly punched holes in ballot papers
420
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,860
were commonly said to have
what type of chads?
421
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,220
The answer is A, hanging chads.
422
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,940
(APPLAUSE)
423
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,220
The recount was called off
after the US Supreme Court said
424
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:20,140
there was no way of ensuring
constitutional standards could be met
425
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:20,380
there was no way of ensuring
by double checking the votes.
426
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,060
by double checking the votes.
427
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,940
And the chad is the little circle
of paper that falls out
428
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,860
when you punch a hole.
429
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:28,060
Just so you know.
That's what a chad is.
430
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:28,300
Just so you know.
OK, you need this, Iovita.
431
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,180
OK, you need this, Iovita.
432
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:30,420
Last question in my round
OK, you need this, Iovita.
433
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,300
Last question in my round
is worth double points.
434
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:36,340
Inspired by the work of mathematician
and author Charles Dodgson
435
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:36,580
Inspired by the work of mathematician
was which of these idioms?
436
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:39,060
was which of these idioms?
437
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,180
The answer is...
438
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,940
..C - down the rabbit hole.
439
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,660
MAN: Chris!
(APPLAUSE)
440
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,820
The Reverend Charles Dodgson wrote
under the pen name Lewis Carroll.
441
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,060
The Reverend Charles Dodgson wrote
Ah.
442
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,140
Ah.
443
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,620
At the end of my round, Iovita,
you're at the bottom on -5.
444
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,420
You know what that means.
Get over here.
445
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:10,660
You know what that means.
(APPLAUSE)
446
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,940
(APPLAUSE)
447
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,780
Alright, Iovita. You lack knowledge
outside your subject.
448
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,020
Alright, Iovita. You lack knowledge
I think that's what happened.
449
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,020
I think that's what happened.
450
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,060
Yeah. Yeah, we'll go with that.
451
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,620
Alright, you know what this means.
Out!
452
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:24,860
Alright, you know what this means.
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
453
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,140
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
454
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:29,660
See ya later.
455
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:34,220
Alright. Jeepers,
it's the people's round!
456
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,980
Take off your shoes,
play along at home.
457
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:40,220
Take off your shoes,
Your time starts now.
458
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,820
Your time starts now.
459
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:45,620
Organising an unmanageable group
is said to be like herding WHAT?
460
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:46,820
Cats.
Yes.
461
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:51,860
A PB and J sandwich involves the key
ingredients peanut butter and WHAT?
462
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,580
Jelly.
Yes.
463
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,020
What country's flag
features a single red maple leaf?
464
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,580
Canada.
Yes.
465
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:01,100
What word is both a high rank
in the Australian navy
466
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,620
and a classic Australian car model?
467
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,820
(BUZZ!)
Time's up. Commodore.
468
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,820
The practise of hiding alcohol
in boots led to what word
469
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,060
The practise of hiding alcohol
for dealing in illegal goods?
470
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,700
for dealing in illegal goods?
471
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:12,940
Bootlegging.
for dealing in illegal goods?
472
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,660
Bootlegging.
Yes.
473
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,580
Time's up!
(APPLAUSE)
474
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,700
At the end of the people's round,
Ian, you're at the bottom on zero.
475
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,460
You know what that means.
Get over here.
476
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,460
What happened, Ian?
477
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,060
Well, I have
vast wells of ignorance,
478
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,780
and you were successful
in tapping them.
479
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,020
and you were successful
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
480
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,340
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
481
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:47,820
Alright, well, maybe you can square
dance your arse out of here, Ian.
482
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,060
Alright, well, maybe you can square
Out!
483
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060
Out!
484
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,900
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
485
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,380
There he goes.
486
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,180
See you later, Ian.
487
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:56,420
Alright, only two left. Who's going
See you later, Ian.
488
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,060
Alright, only two left. Who's going
to be the Hard Quiz champion?
489
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,700
Chris and Mary, get over here because
it's time to play Hard Quiz.
490
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,820
Allan Border versus Bluey.
491
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,660
Now, there can only be one
Hard Quiz champion
492
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,460
who gets to take home
the limited edition big brass mug.
493
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:16,060
Mary, what will you do
with the mug if you win?
494
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:20,140
Well, when we record the podcast,
I just stick a mic in my phone,
495
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,460
and then I've got to hold
the phone up somehow,
496
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:22,700
and then I've got to hold
so I put it in a coffee cup.
497
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,020
so I put it in a coffee cup.
498
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:24,860
It's very technical.
499
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:28,340
So perhaps I'll upgrade my recording
equipment, and stick it in the mug.
500
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:28,580
So perhaps I'll upgrade my recording
OK. What about you, Chris?
501
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,820
OK. What about you, Chris?
502
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:33,260
Oh, I think it'll have pride
of place for a couple of months,
503
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:33,500
Oh, I think it'll have pride
and then...out.
504
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,660
and then...out.
505
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,180
(LAUGHTER)
506
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,940
(APPLAUSE)
507
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,420
Alright, it's best of five,
penalty shoot-out style.
508
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,260
Harder questions
on your expert subjects,
509
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,740
so it's Mary's knowledge of Bluey
510
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,940
versus Chris's knowledge
of Allan Border.
511
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,180
versus Chris's knowledge
Let's play - hard!
512
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:50,420
Let's play - hard!
513
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,300
Here we go. Mary.
514
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:56,540
In the episode The Doctor,
Here we go. Mary.
515
00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:00,820
In the episode The Doctor,
a patient needs treatment at Bingo's
516
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:05,900
imaginary clinic, after being bitten
by seven scorpions.
517
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:09,260
What complaint does the next
patient suffer from?
518
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,620
(EXHALES HEAVILY) Good question.
519
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:18,580
I think the seven...I'm not sure
which character's
520
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,940
the seven scorpions character,
521
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,620
but I think the next one
in after that is Indy,
522
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,780
who was hanging out the washing
and her arms fell off.
523
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,020
who was hanging out the washing
(LAUGHTER)
524
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:29,820
(LAUGHTER)
525
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:31,860
Incorrect.
526
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:38,420
The next patient suffered
from burping baby hippopotamuses.
527
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:38,700
The next patient suffered
from burping baby hippopotamuses.
Ah, yep.
528
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,180
(LAUGHTER)
Ah, yep.
529
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:41,460
It happens.
Yeah.
Ah, yep.
530
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,740
It happens.
Yeah.
531
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,980
So what was the other emergency
you mentioned?
532
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,820
Arms falling off.
533
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,500
There's also one
who's cuddled a cactus.
534
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:49,740
There's also one
Yes.
535
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,500
Yes.
536
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,100
And getting bitten on the bottom
by a crocodile.
537
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:52,340
And getting bitten on the bottom
That's right.
538
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:53,420
That's right.
539
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:54,500
Very traumatic, watching Bluey.
540
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,020
(LAUGHTER)
541
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,500
Chris.
542
00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:57,740
After England beat Border's side
Chris.
543
00:22:57,740 --> 00:23:02,180
After England beat Border's side
in the 1986 Boxing Day test,
544
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,420
Prime Minister Bob Hawke sledged
the Australian team by wishing
545
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:05,660
Prime Minister Bob Hawke sledged
they were more like which athlete?
546
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,460
they were more like which athlete?
547
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:07,700
Pat Cash.
they were more like which athlete?
548
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,500
Pat Cash.
Correct.
549
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:09,740
Pat Cash.
(APPLAUSE)
550
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,100
(APPLAUSE)
551
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,220
Mary.
552
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,220
In June 2019, Penguin Books
Australia announced the release
553
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:23,940
of three Bluey tie-ins,
including a lift-the-flap book
554
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,180
of three Bluey tie-ins,
with which title?
555
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,260
with which title?
556
00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:29,140
Uh, so I know there's three.
557
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,940
Um...there's a glow in the dark one
as well.
558
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:37,020
I think the lift the flap one
is The Beach.
559
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:37,860
Correct.
560
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:39,620
(APPLAUSE)
561
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,500
Yeah, you're right.
562
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,260
The other one's
a glow in the dark book,
563
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,380
and there's also a sticker book.
564
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,220
Chris.
565
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:51,740
In the preface of his book
Cricket As I See It,
566
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:56,580
Border says WHAT may not have been
his best decision
567
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:56,820
Border says WHAT may not have been
when he retired?
568
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:57,700
when he retired?
569
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:04,460
I didn't read the preface
of that book
570
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,980
because there's normally
nothing in there.
571
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:09,020
You skipped the preface?
572
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,260
Yeah.
573
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:11,660
There's nothing...
574
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:11,900
Well, he's a very boring
There's nothing...
575
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,100
Well, he's a very boring
cricket captain
576
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:16,660
and the preface is going to be, you
know, probably the most boring part
577
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:16,900
and the preface is going to be, you
of a boring book about...
578
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,340
of a boring book about...
579
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:19,460
(LAUGHTER)
580
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:22,620
Um, so, what was the question again?
581
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:25,060
It's, uh... Sorry. I just...
(LAUGHTER)
582
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,900
Did you tune out while I was
talking about your topic?
583
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,620
When I realised I was stuffed,
I sort of went to another place.
584
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:30,900
When I realised I was stuffed,
OK.
(LAUGHTER)
585
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,060
OK.
(LAUGHTER)
586
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:32,340
Border said WHAT may not have been
his best decision when he retired?
(LAUGHTER)
587
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:36,660
Border said WHAT may not have been
his best decision when he retired?
588
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,980
I'd say playing on for another year.
589
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,700
Incorrect.
590
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:45,940
It was knocking back Channel Nine.
Incorrect.
591
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:48,420
It was knocking back Channel Nine.
Ah.
592
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,940
They asked him to join the commentary
team, and he turned them down.
593
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:53,300
As you know, they always have
Australian cricket captains
594
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,740
in the Channel Nine commentary,
but he turned down that offer.
595
00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:55,980
in the Channel Nine commentary,
But now it's one of his main gigs.
596
00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:58,300
But now it's one of his main gigs.
597
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,100
But he doesn't do it for Nine.
No.
598
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:01,340
But he doesn't do it for Nine.
Mary.
599
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:02,700
Mary.
600
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:06,540
During The Magic Xylophone,
what piece of classical music
601
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,900
does Bandit play on Bluey's stomach?
602
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:18,500
Um, so he's playing the piano
on Bluey's stomach, and he says,
603
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:24,940
"I will now perform for you...
the Rondo Alla Turca."
604
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,180
"I will now perform for you...
Correct.
605
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,500
Correct.
606
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,980
(APPLAUSE)
607
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:38,300
Ladies and gentlemen, I will now
play for you the Rondo Alla Turca.
608
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:41,580
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GIGGLES)
609
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:44,460
(SINGS MELODY TO RONDO ALLA TURCA)
(LAUGHS)
610
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:51,740
(LAUGHS)
611
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:55,460
Yeah, it's the final movement
to Mozart's Sonata Number 11.
612
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:57,900
Just for our older viewers
who don't give a shit
613
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,220
about children's television.
614
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:02,420
Chris.
615
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:02,660
Border made a record-breaking
Chris.
616
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:08,060
Border made a record-breaking
11,174 runs over his test career,
617
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:14,020
scoring 3,071 of them while
batting at what number in the order?
618
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,260
scoring 3,071 of them while
I'll... Hmm.
619
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,380
I'll... Hmm.
620
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,820
I'll go for...
621
00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:20,060
Did you go to another place again
I'll go for...
622
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,780
Did you go to another place again
then?
623
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,740
No, I just have to pick a number
between one and seven, really.
624
00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:24,980
No, I just have to pick a number
So I'll say...six.
625
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,340
So I'll say...six.
626
00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:30,420
Incorrect.
627
00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:32,420
Three? Four?
628
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:32,660
Incorrect as well.
Three? Four?
629
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,940
Incorrect as well.
Five?
630
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,380
You don't get to just keep choosing.
Seven?
631
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,420
No.
(LAUGHTER)
632
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,580
Was he in the team?
Not how the game works.
633
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:42,100
(LAUGHTER)
You only get one shot at it.
634
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,660
Five is the correct answer.
635
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:48,740
He scored 3,783 runs
batting at number four,
636
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:52,700
but 3,071 of them
batting at number five.
637
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,820
Mary.
638
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:59,180
In 2019, children's charity
organisation The Shepherd Centre
639
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:02,940
named Bandit Heeler in its annual
Father of the Year awards
640
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,180
named Bandit Heeler in its annual
by adding a new category named WHAT?
641
00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:06,020
by adding a new category named WHAT?
642
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:10,140
So, I think it was controversial,
643
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:12,980
'cause I feel like he could have
just taken it out,
644
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,740
the entire, you know...
the original category out,
645
00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:19,820
but I think they called the category
the Canine Category.
646
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,260
Correct.
647
00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:24,500
(APPLAUSE)
648
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,860
Yes, he's the Canine
Father of the Year.
649
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:29,140
Alright, you need to get this
right to stay in the game, Chris.
Yes, he's the Canine
Father of the Year.
650
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:32,220
Alright, you need to get this
right to stay in the game, Chris.
651
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:35,500
If you get this wrong, Mary, you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
652
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:35,740
If you get this wrong, Mary, you are
Chris.
653
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:36,780
Chris.
654
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:41,420
A message on the scoreboard
congratulated Border
655
00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:46,060
on the birth of his second child
while he was playing at what venue?
656
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,060
Sydney Cricket Ground.
657
00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,260
Correct.
(APPLAUSE)
658
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,540
Now, Mary, if you get this right,
you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
659
00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:00,780
Now, Mary, if you get this right,
In the episode Yoga Ball,
660
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,020
In the episode Yoga Ball,
661
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:06,300
after Bandit agrees to play
a quick game of Raiders,
662
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:06,540
after Bandit agrees to play
Bingo asks him to play for how long?
663
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:10,300
Bingo asks him to play for how long?
664
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,740
Um, so, I know the episode.
665
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:25,260
Um...I think they ask him
to play one more game,
666
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:30,020
but I think she asks him
to play for this long.
667
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:36,660
Correct! Which means you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
668
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:36,900
Correct! Which means you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
669
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,740
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
670
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:41,620
Alright, Chris,
you know what this means. Out!
671
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:44,660
There he goes.
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
672
00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:44,900
There he goes.
On your way. Back to the pavilion.
673
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,820
On your way. Back to the pavilion.
674
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:51,140
Congratulations, Mary. You are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
675
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:54,700
You get the big brass mug
and you get to do the sign-off.
676
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:54,940
You get the big brass mug
Thanks for playing - hard.
677
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,340
Thanks for playing - hard.
678
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:57,540
Captions by Red Bee Media
Thanks for playing - hard.
679
00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,900
Captions by Red Bee Media
680
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,100
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