1 00:00:00,980 --> 00:00:04,300 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz: 2 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:08,860 Expert subject - Allan Border. 3 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,540 Expert subject - bridge. 4 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:18,940 Expert subject - Bluey. 5 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:24,260 Expert subject - Cleopatra. 6 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:27,820 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson! 7 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:31,220 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) Yes. Hello! How are you? 8 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:33,780 I'm wasting your money! 9 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:36,940 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are deep divers. 10 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,860 Last one to get the bends will be tonight's Hard Quiz champion. 11 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:42,380 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 12 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:42,620 To be part of the show, head to the ABC TV socials. (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 13 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:46,100 To be part of the show, head to the ABC TV socials. 14 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:46,340 To be part of the show, Let's say hello. 15 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:47,500 Let's say hello. 16 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:47,740 Let's say hello. G'day, Iovita. Hi. 17 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:50,340 G'day, Iovita. Hi. 18 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:53,140 Now, you're into Cleopatra. I certainly am. 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,060 Well, how did the love start? How did you first get into Cleopatra? 20 00:00:56,060 --> 00:01:00,620 When I was 12 I had a very eccentric Hungarian history teacher 21 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,260 who taught us ancient history, 22 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:06,140 and through him, I just sort of fell in love, 23 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:10,700 and then started going to the state library every weekend 24 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:11,860 and researching. 25 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,460 You're a student. What are you studying? 26 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:13,700 You're a student. I'm studying literature. 27 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,980 I'm studying literature. 28 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:15,980 Not ancient history? 29 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,580 No, but I actually am planning to take a class in a few years 30 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:18,820 No, but I actually am planning about Cleopatra. 31 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:19,860 about Cleopatra. 32 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:21,820 Oh, AFTER you've done the quiz? Yeah. 33 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:22,060 Oh, AFTER you've done the quiz? (LAUGHTER) 34 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,260 (LAUGHTER) 35 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:24,260 This is like the test. 36 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:27,300 You know, I get to see if I'm good enough to take it or not. 37 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:30,580 Oh, OK, so you're going to just risk it on national TV? 38 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:31,340 Yeah! 39 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:33,900 And then brush up on your knowledge when no-one gives a shit. 40 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,740 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 41 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:38,460 You've got an arts degree. This is probably the first time 42 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,260 it could have ever come in any use at all. 43 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,580 (LAUGHTER) That's original. 44 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:43,580 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 45 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,980 (APPLAUSE) 46 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:52,980 Got me a good 'un. 47 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:53,220 You work at Got me a good 'un. 48 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:55,460 You work at a community radio station. 49 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,860 I do. Yeah? Give 'em a plug. Who is it? 50 00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:00,180 Joy 94.9. OK. 51 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:03,260 The show I do, JOY Eurovision and Babble POP. 52 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:05,140 How do you deal with the one or two callers? 53 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,180 (LAUGHTER) We... 54 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,940 Our show... Was that original enough for ya?! 55 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,420 (LAUGHTER) 56 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:14,100 We don't really get callers, unfortunately. 57 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:14,340 We don't really get callers, (LAUGHTER) 58 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:15,860 (LAUGHTER) 59 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,100 So you've got an arts degree, (LAUGHTER) 60 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:19,260 So you've got an arts degree, you work in community radio, 61 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:19,500 So you've got an arts degree, and you're on Hard Quiz. 62 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,460 and you're on Hard Quiz. 63 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:23,300 Are there any ends you won't go to to earn no money? 64 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,940 (LAUGHTER) 65 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,820 Who knows? I might move to Kazakhstan 66 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,780 and take up rhythmic gymnastics - you never know. 67 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,020 and take up rhythmic gymnastics - I've heard that before. 68 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,900 I've heard that before. 69 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,820 (APPLAUSE) 70 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,900 Alright, Mary. Tom. 71 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:41,300 Now, you're into Bluey. I am. 72 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:44,060 I'm presuming you have children? 73 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:47,860 I do, but I think I'd watch it even if it wasn't for the kids. 74 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:48,100 I do, but I think I'd watch it Is it true you have a Bluey tattoo? 75 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,580 Is it true you have a Bluey tattoo? 76 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:51,620 I do, yeah. 77 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:54,940 (LAUGHS) Really? Doesn't everyone? 78 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:56,980 Uh...no. (LAUGHTER) 79 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,380 Iovita, do you have a Bluey tattoo? 80 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,940 Planning on getting one. 81 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:05,300 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 82 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,820 Thanks. That's appreciated. 83 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,340 What's your Bluey tattoo of? 84 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:14,020 It's of one of the characters from my favourite episode, I guess. 85 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,540 You have a Bluey podcast, is that true? 86 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:15,780 You have a Bluey podcast, I do, yeah. 87 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,460 I do, yeah. 88 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,940 After Bluey launched last year, we...myself and another friend 89 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:21,180 After Bluey launched last year, were just talking about it so much, 90 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,660 were just talking about it so much, 91 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:22,900 we thought, "Oh, we've got to were just talking about it so much, 92 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:25,220 we thought, "Oh, we've got to take this a bit further." 93 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,740 So, yeah, we record ourselves talking about it regularly, 94 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,380 and put out an episode a week, 95 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,420 talking for half an hour about one episode of Bluey. 96 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,980 So you talk for longer than the episodes go for. 97 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,060 (LAUGHTER) 98 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:40,420 About three or four times longer, yeah. 99 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:44,780 So, Ian, you're a retired physicist. Is bridge one of your hobbies? 100 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:49,140 Oh, it's more than a hobby, it's a serious devotion. 101 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:52,180 You've got the cards on your shirt. Yeah, yeah, you noticed. 102 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,820 (LAUGHTER) 103 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,340 (APPLAUSE) 104 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:02,700 You direct bridge as well. What does that mean? 105 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,660 It means that you actually have to organise the game. 106 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:09,020 Decide when you see the number of tables, you have to decide 107 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:12,380 on the movement, hand the cards out and do the scoring at the end. 108 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:16,340 And adjudicate on any controversies that might arise. 109 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:20,180 Feel like I'm looking into my future with you, Ian. 110 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:28,460 Now, another hobby of yours is square dancing, is that right? 111 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:33,900 Well, that's really a rather severe case of my wife's desires. 112 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,660 Oh. (LAUGHTER) 113 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:42,220 Do you have multiple partners when you square dance, Ian? 114 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:45,260 Gee, I think calling it dancing's a bit rich. 115 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,500 More like wandering around a hall. 116 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,820 Is your dancing inspired by your bridge? 117 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,820 I'm just saying you're doing a lot of shuffling. 118 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,020 Chris. G'day, Tom. 119 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:08,060 Now, Australian cricket captain Allan Border is your subject. 120 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,420 Yes. Is it fair to say 121 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,380 he is the most boring captain we've had? 122 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:14,140 The grumpiest captain we've ever had, yes. 123 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,660 But I don't think he's boring at all. 124 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:16,540 OK. 125 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:21,060 Yeah, he made a few big calls, a few declarations at right times 126 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,780 that won us matches, and unfortunately it was just 127 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:26,900 at a time when there were a lot of draws in international cricket. 128 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,140 at a time when there were a lot So your favourite captain 129 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,540 So your favourite captain 130 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:28,780 is a captain who presided over So your favourite captain 131 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:31,380 is a captain who presided over a lot of draws. 132 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,900 Well, he was a man who decided that he'd move to Queensland. 133 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,620 OK. 134 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,020 (LAUGHTER) 135 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:39,620 I accused him of being boring, 136 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,900 and you haven't rectified the situation. 137 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,900 (LAUGHTER) 138 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,540 Are you going to be like Allan Border tonight? 139 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:46,340 Are you going to be boring? It's started off that way. 140 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:46,580 Are you going to be boring? And it'll finish the same, I think. 141 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,820 And it'll finish the same, I think. 142 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:50,020 Are you going to be really boring, and hard to get out? 143 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,020 (LAUGHTER, GROANING) Hope so. 144 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:54,380 Have you met him? 145 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:54,620 Once at a football game, and then Have you met him? 146 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,020 Once at a football game, and then I thought I met him another time, 147 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:57,260 Once at a football game, and then but it wasn't him. 148 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:58,340 but it wasn't him. 149 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:00,260 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) So, yeah. 150 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,060 So I was, uh... 151 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,820 Tell me more about this false sighting. 152 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:10,060 I was running a store, a TAB, and it was coming up to six o'clock, 153 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:10,300 I was running a store, a TAB, which was closing time, 154 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,060 which was closing time, 155 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:11,300 and I was going out to the front which was closing time, 156 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,100 and I was going out to the front door to lock it up, 157 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,900 and a guy walks up, and said, "You still open?" 158 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:18,140 I said, "Anything for Allan Border," and he said, "I'm not Allan Border." 159 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:20,700 And I said, "Oh," and I let him in anyway. 160 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:20,940 And I said, "Oh," (LAUGHTER) 161 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,020 (LAUGHTER) 162 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:24,500 So it was just some random guy you let in after hours? 163 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,060 White male with a moustache. That was it. 164 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:27,300 White male with a moustache. Let's play - hard! 165 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,540 Let's play - hard! 166 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,460 ANNOUNCER: Win or lose five points. 167 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,700 Steal an answer, double points. 168 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:35,940 I'll ask each of you five questions Steal an answer, double points. 169 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:39,220 I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject. 170 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:42,620 Right, you get five points, wrong, I will take five points from you. 171 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,780 The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points. 172 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,220 Let's start with Chris and his expert subject, 173 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,740 Australian cricket captain Allan Border. 174 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:58,820 Border became test captain after 1984 after Kim Hughes resigned in tears 175 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:01,300 following Australia's crushing defeat to which team? 176 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,340 Chris. West Indies. 177 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:03,580 Chris. Correct. 178 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:04,460 Correct. 179 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:05,500 (APPLAUSE) 180 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:10,140 Yeah, that was thanks to guys like Curtly Ambrose and Viv Richards. 181 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,660 They were giants of the game back then. 182 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:12,900 They were giants of the game In his book Shane Warne's Century, 183 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,900 In his book Shane Warne's Century, 184 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,900 Warney says Border thrived on confrontation, 185 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:21,700 and taught him to use WHAT to his advantage? 186 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,620 For the steal, it's Mary. Sledging. 187 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:27,260 Correct. Double points to you. (APPLAUSE) 188 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:30,780 I'd sledge you, but no. 189 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:36,820 Following Border's 1988 dismissal of Jeffrey Dujon for a duck, 190 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:39,740 Merv Hughes congratulated him on the field 191 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:41,380 with what unwanted gesture? 192 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,660 Chris. An ear lick? 193 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:48,660 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 194 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:52,020 He put his tongue in his ear. 195 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:55,180 There he is there. Bit of a lick. 196 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:57,020 Good on you, mate. Well done. 197 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,860 We're all just mates. 198 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,140 There we go. 199 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,060 Tongue in the ear. 200 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,740 Good stuff. 201 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:03,900 All harmless. 202 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,140 Men's sport in the '80s All harmless. 203 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:07,620 Men's sport in the '80s was 80% athletic, 20% homoerotic. 204 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:07,860 Men's sport in the '80s (LAUGHTER) 205 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:09,140 (LAUGHTER) 206 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,980 Comparing his era to the modern game, 207 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:14,900 in the first chapter of his book Cricket As I See It, 208 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:19,180 Border says his generation should have trained more and done WHAT less? 209 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:20,820 Chris? Drinking. 210 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,340 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 211 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,100 Yes, an elite athlete. 212 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,380 Last question in your set, Chris. 213 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:32,020 The highest honour in Australian's men's cricket, 214 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:32,260 The highest honour in the Allan Border Medal, 215 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:33,260 the Allan Border Medal, 216 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:36,060 is presented to the year's most outstanding player, 217 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:38,580 with the inaugural award in 2000 going to whom? 218 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,420 Glenn McGrath. Correct! 219 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:40,660 Glenn McGrath. (APPLAUSE) 220 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,620 (APPLAUSE) 221 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:48,060 Time now for Ian and the card game bridge. 222 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,860 Let's make this exciting, Ian. 223 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,700 In contract bridge, the stage of a game where partners describe 224 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,980 the strength of their hands is known by what name? 225 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,140 Ian. Bidding. 226 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,660 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 227 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:11,060 That's the most modern photo we could find of people playing bridge. 228 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,060 Also meaning to beat, or get the better of, 229 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:18,620 is what term for the suit of cards shown to have the highest value in... 230 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:21,060 Chris for the steal. Trump. 231 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,580 Correct. Double points to you. (APPLAUSE) 232 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:27,300 Highest value in a hand of bridge. Trump is correct. 233 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:31,660 Hey, just out of curiosity, Ian, do bridge games get pretty heated? 234 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:36,780 Oh, they can very heated indeed, especially on the way home. 235 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,260 (LAUGHTER) 236 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:42,860 Yeah, especially when you're giving multiple partners a lift. 237 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:46,100 Once ranked among the top 50 players in the world 238 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:49,460 and representing Egypt in international championships 239 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:49,700 and representing Egypt was which Doctor Zhivago star? 240 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,980 was which Doctor Zhivago star? 241 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,500 Ian. Omar Sharif. 242 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,260 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 243 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,300 At the 1975 World Championship in Bermuda, 244 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,380 the Italian team was severely reprimanded 245 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,620 for allegedly communicating through which body part? 246 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,580 Ian. Foot tapping. 247 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,780 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 248 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:18,220 Last question in your set, Ian. 249 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,660 Honeymoon bridge is a popular variation 250 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:23,860 on conventional four-player bridge, with what key difference? 251 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,580 For the steal, it's Mary. Two players. 252 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:32,100 Correct. Double points to you. (APPLAUSE) 253 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,060 Not enough, really. (LAUGHS) Not enough. 254 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:40,020 Ian, on your honeymoon, did you play bridge? 255 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:42,260 No. We weren't into bridge in those days. 256 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,180 Oh. 257 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,620 What'd you do? 258 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,060 (LAUGHTER) 259 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:49,220 That shall remain in the mists of time. 260 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,460 Ian rooting is in the mists of time. 261 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,780 (LAUGHTER) 262 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:54,020 OK, next set of questions is for Mary (LAUGHTER) 263 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:58,100 OK, next set of questions is for Mary on the children's TV show Bluey. 264 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,620 Do you have Bluey earrings on? 265 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:02,860 I didn't see that before. Do you have Bluey earrings on? 266 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:03,780 I didn't see that before. I do. 267 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,380 Yeah. Did you make them yourself, or were they for sale? 268 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,980 Instagram made them, yeah. Oh, OK. 269 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,420 Originally aimed at parents, creator Joe Brumm 270 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,140 described his preliminary idea for Bluey 271 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:14,380 described his preliminary idea as an R-rated version of which... 272 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,300 as an R-rated version of which... 273 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,460 Mary. Peppa Pig. 274 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,500 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 275 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,700 "..which animated kids' show?" 276 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,940 Peppa Pig is correct. 277 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,860 Expressing one of the key messages of the show, 278 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,220 in the episode Trampoline, Bluey's dad, Bandit, 279 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:32,700 tells her that making up WHAT is more important than you think? 280 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,060 Mary. Games. 281 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,820 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 282 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,100 In the episode Grannies, Bluey teaches her nanna 283 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,500 to perform which viral dance move featured... 284 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,780 Mary. Flossing. 285 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:49,020 "..featured in the game Fortnite?" Flossing is correct. 286 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:49,260 "..featured in the game Fortnite?" (APPLAUSE) 287 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,860 (APPLAUSE) 288 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,500 OK. Yeah, yeah, that's it. 289 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:53,740 OK. Just do this with your hips. 290 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,740 Just do this with your hips. 291 00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,700 And they go like this? 292 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,180 Oh! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 293 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,780 You're doing it, Nanna! 294 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,020 (LAUGHS) 295 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,660 Can you floss, Ian? 296 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,540 No, Bluey... (LAUGHTER) 297 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,420 Mary might teach you how to floss later. 298 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:12,660 Mary might teach you Check this out. 299 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:13,500 Check this out. 300 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,900 Dad? Yes, mate? 301 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,940 I don't want the budgie to have died. 302 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:21,300 I know. Me neither, but there's nothing we can do. 303 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:21,540 I know. Me neither, It's out of our hands. 304 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,820 It's out of our hands. 305 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:26,300 Are you sure he won't get better? 306 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,460 Yeah, I'm sure. 307 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,340 In his first voice acting role, 308 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,780 Bluey's dad is played by Dave McCormack, 309 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:35,300 who sang Music Is Crap as frontman of which '90s cult band? 310 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:35,540 who sang Music Is Crap as frontman For the steal, it's Chris. 311 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,700 For the steal, it's Chris. 312 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:37,900 Custard. 313 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,140 Correct. Double points to you. Custard. 314 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,380 Correct. Double points to you. (APPLAUSE) 315 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,380 That's supposed to be one of the good things about Bluey, isn't it - 316 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,620 that the dad is someone to look up to? 317 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,980 As opposed to Peppa Pig's dad, who is a deadshit. 318 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,340 (LAUGHTER) 319 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,460 Last question in your set, Mary. 320 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,380 In June 2019, producers announced 321 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,940 that the global rights to the first two seasons 322 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,180 had been sold to which US entertainment... 323 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,140 Mary. Disney. 324 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,100 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 325 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:07,660 "..which US entertainment giant?" Disney is correct. 326 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,660 Iovita, not keen on stealing? 327 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:10,900 I don't know anything about Iovita, not keen on stealing? 328 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:14,340 I don't know anything about bridge, cricket or Bluey, so... 329 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,900 Mmm, yeah. Unfortunately. 330 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,220 It's one of the disadvantages of being young. 331 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:20,060 (LAUGHTER) 332 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,540 Missing out on all that life experience 333 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,260 that could have helped you out. 334 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:24,500 Last set in the expert round, that could have helped you out. 335 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,820 Last set in the expert round, it's Iovita and Cleopatra. 336 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:34,180 Film adaptations released in 1934 and '63 337 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:34,420 Film adaptations depict Egypt's fall to Roman forces, 338 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,940 depict Egypt's fall to Roman forces, 339 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:40,020 with Cleopatra dying from the bite of what animal? 340 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,260 For the steal, it's Chris. Asp. 341 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:45,980 Correct. Double points to you. (APPLAUSE) 342 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,060 For the first year of her joint reign 343 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,300 with her younger brother Ptolemy XIII, 344 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,860 Cleopatra was able to act as sole monarch for what reason? 345 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:02,220 Iovita. Uh, she was older. 346 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:02,460 Iovita. Incorrect. Still open. 347 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,380 Incorrect. Still open. 348 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,500 Wide open. 349 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,900 (BUZZ!) Time's up. 350 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,700 Ptolemy was underage. Oh. 351 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,860 It was cause he was underage - not under HER age, just underage. 352 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:19,020 He was 10 at the time, and he acted via a regency council. 353 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,340 Seeking assistance in a power struggle with her brother, 354 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:25,140 Cleopatra smuggled herself into the palace at Alexandria 355 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,660 to meet which legendary Roman general? 356 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,460 Iovita. Julius Caesar. 357 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,060 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 358 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,140 Do you know how they snuck her in? 359 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,380 Well, the traditional narrative is that it was in a carpet, 360 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:44,340 but it's probably more likely to have been some kind of laundry bag. 361 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:47,740 In a ceremony after Caesar's death, Mark Antony showered Cleopatra 362 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:51,340 with territory and honours, while the queen portrayed herself 363 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:51,580 with territory and honours, as which Egyptian goddess? 364 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,820 as which Egyptian goddess? 365 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,180 Iovita. Isis. 366 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,780 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 367 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:03,660 Yeah, he gave her so many presents, it created a war. Is that right? 368 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,380 Yeah, he kept giving territories to her. 369 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,820 Yes. The Romans didn't like that. 370 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,660 No. Last question in your set, Iovita. 371 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,020 Defeated by Roman forces at the battle of Actium, 372 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:17,700 Cleopatra led a fleet of 60 ships from her flagship, 373 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:17,940 Cleopatra led a fleet of 60 ships which had sails of what royal colour? 374 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,580 which had sails of what royal colour? 375 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,020 Iovita. Purple. 376 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,820 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 377 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,820 Alright, at the end of the expert round, 378 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,060 Alright, at the end of Iovita, you're at the bottom on 10, 379 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,940 Iovita, you're at the bottom on 10, 380 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,700 but you can still catch up a bit here. 381 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,220 We've scanned through their subjects, now let's scan through mine. 382 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:42,460 This week I've been really getting into holes. 383 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,500 (LAUGHTER) 384 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,420 I love all kinds of holes. Plug, ear, glory. 385 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:47,660 I love all kinds of holes. This round is multiple choice. 386 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,780 This round is multiple choice. 387 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,380 Select your answers on your screens, 388 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,860 then press the buzzer to lock in the answer. 389 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,380 The supermassive black hole at the centre of the Milky Way 390 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:55,620 The supermassive black hole has what name? 391 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,500 has what name? 392 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,180 Astronomers use asterisks in names of things and when they say 'star', 393 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,060 they're not calling the black hole a star, 394 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:12,300 they're not calling the black hole they're calling the asterisk a star. 395 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,420 they're calling the asterisk a star. 396 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,980 The answer is... 397 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,180 ..C - Sagittarius A*. 398 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,820 (APPLAUSE) 399 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,020 It has the mass of four million suns, as it turns out. 400 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:31,580 And it has a gravitational pull so big, it can alter time and space. 401 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,900 '90s alternative rock band Hole had which lead singer? 402 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,980 The answer is C, Courtney Love. 403 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,260 (APPLAUSE) 404 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,140 Ian, are you...are you a fan of grunge? 405 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,300 What's grunge? (LAUGHTER) 406 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,180 (APPLAUSE) 407 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,020 Thought you might listen to a bit of Hole 408 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,980 to get yourself psyched up for your bridge. 409 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,580 In which industry would someone go to work in a glory hole? 410 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,540 (LAUGHTER) 411 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,260 The answer is A, mining. 412 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,020 The glory hole is different things in different mines. 413 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,620 It depends on what you're mining, but, um... 414 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:37,860 It depends on what you're mining, (LAUGHTER) 415 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,340 (LAUGHTER) 416 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,660 Also, mining can be lonely work. Anyway... 417 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,620 In the 2000 presidential election recount in Florida, 418 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:49,860 In the 2000 presidential election poorly punched holes in ballot papers 419 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,100 poorly punched holes in ballot papers 420 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,860 were commonly said to have what type of chads? 421 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,220 The answer is A, hanging chads. 422 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,940 (APPLAUSE) 423 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,220 The recount was called off after the US Supreme Court said 424 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:20,140 there was no way of ensuring constitutional standards could be met 425 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:20,380 there was no way of ensuring by double checking the votes. 426 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,060 by double checking the votes. 427 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,940 And the chad is the little circle of paper that falls out 428 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,860 when you punch a hole. 429 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:28,060 Just so you know. That's what a chad is. 430 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:28,300 Just so you know. OK, you need this, Iovita. 431 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,180 OK, you need this, Iovita. 432 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:30,420 Last question in my round OK, you need this, Iovita. 433 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,300 Last question in my round is worth double points. 434 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:36,340 Inspired by the work of mathematician and author Charles Dodgson 435 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:36,580 Inspired by the work of mathematician was which of these idioms? 436 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:39,060 was which of these idioms? 437 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,180 The answer is... 438 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,940 ..C - down the rabbit hole. 439 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,660 MAN: Chris! (APPLAUSE) 440 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,820 The Reverend Charles Dodgson wrote under the pen name Lewis Carroll. 441 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:05,060 The Reverend Charles Dodgson wrote Ah. 442 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,140 Ah. 443 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,620 At the end of my round, Iovita, you're at the bottom on -5. 444 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,420 You know what that means. Get over here. 445 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:10,660 You know what that means. (APPLAUSE) 446 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,940 (APPLAUSE) 447 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,780 Alright, Iovita. You lack knowledge outside your subject. 448 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,020 Alright, Iovita. You lack knowledge I think that's what happened. 449 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,020 I think that's what happened. 450 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,060 Yeah. Yeah, we'll go with that. 451 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,620 Alright, you know what this means. Out! 452 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:24,860 Alright, you know what this means. (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 453 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,140 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 454 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:29,660 See ya later. 455 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:34,220 Alright. Jeepers, it's the people's round! 456 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,980 Take off your shoes, play along at home. 457 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:40,220 Take off your shoes, Your time starts now. 458 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,820 Your time starts now. 459 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:45,620 Organising an unmanageable group is said to be like herding WHAT? 460 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:46,820 Cats. Yes. 461 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:51,860 A PB and J sandwich involves the key ingredients peanut butter and WHAT? 462 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,580 Jelly. Yes. 463 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,020 What country's flag features a single red maple leaf? 464 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,580 Canada. Yes. 465 00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:01,100 What word is both a high rank in the Australian navy 466 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,620 and a classic Australian car model? 467 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,820 (BUZZ!) Time's up. Commodore. 468 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,820 The practise of hiding alcohol in boots led to what word 469 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,060 The practise of hiding alcohol for dealing in illegal goods? 470 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,700 for dealing in illegal goods? 471 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:12,940 Bootlegging. for dealing in illegal goods? 472 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,660 Bootlegging. Yes. 473 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,580 Time's up! (APPLAUSE) 474 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,700 At the end of the people's round, Ian, you're at the bottom on zero. 475 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,460 You know what that means. Get over here. 476 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,460 What happened, Ian? 477 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,060 Well, I have vast wells of ignorance, 478 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,780 and you were successful in tapping them. 479 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,020 and you were successful (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 480 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,340 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 481 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:47,820 Alright, well, maybe you can square dance your arse out of here, Ian. 482 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,060 Alright, well, maybe you can square Out! 483 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060 Out! 484 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,900 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 485 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,380 There he goes. 486 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,180 See you later, Ian. 487 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:56,420 Alright, only two left. Who's going See you later, Ian. 488 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,060 Alright, only two left. Who's going to be the Hard Quiz champion? 489 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,700 Chris and Mary, get over here because it's time to play Hard Quiz. 490 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,820 Allan Border versus Bluey. 491 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,660 Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz champion 492 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,460 who gets to take home the limited edition big brass mug. 493 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:16,060 Mary, what will you do with the mug if you win? 494 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:20,140 Well, when we record the podcast, I just stick a mic in my phone, 495 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,460 and then I've got to hold the phone up somehow, 496 00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:22,700 and then I've got to hold so I put it in a coffee cup. 497 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,020 so I put it in a coffee cup. 498 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:24,860 It's very technical. 499 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:28,340 So perhaps I'll upgrade my recording equipment, and stick it in the mug. 500 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:28,580 So perhaps I'll upgrade my recording OK. What about you, Chris? 501 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,820 OK. What about you, Chris? 502 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:33,260 Oh, I think it'll have pride of place for a couple of months, 503 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:33,500 Oh, I think it'll have pride and then...out. 504 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,660 and then...out. 505 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,180 (LAUGHTER) 506 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,940 (APPLAUSE) 507 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,420 Alright, it's best of five, penalty shoot-out style. 508 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,260 Harder questions on your expert subjects, 509 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,740 so it's Mary's knowledge of Bluey 510 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,940 versus Chris's knowledge of Allan Border. 511 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,180 versus Chris's knowledge Let's play - hard! 512 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:50,420 Let's play - hard! 513 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,300 Here we go. Mary. 514 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:56,540 In the episode The Doctor, Here we go. Mary. 515 00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:00,820 In the episode The Doctor, a patient needs treatment at Bingo's 516 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:05,900 imaginary clinic, after being bitten by seven scorpions. 517 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:09,260 What complaint does the next patient suffer from? 518 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,620 (EXHALES HEAVILY) Good question. 519 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:18,580 I think the seven...I'm not sure which character's 520 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,940 the seven scorpions character, 521 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,620 but I think the next one in after that is Indy, 522 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,780 who was hanging out the washing and her arms fell off. 523 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,020 who was hanging out the washing (LAUGHTER) 524 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:29,820 (LAUGHTER) 525 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:31,860 Incorrect. 526 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:38,420 The next patient suffered from burping baby hippopotamuses. 527 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:38,700 The next patient suffered from burping baby hippopotamuses. Ah, yep. 528 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,180 (LAUGHTER) Ah, yep. 529 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:41,460 It happens. Yeah. Ah, yep. 530 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,740 It happens. Yeah. 531 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,980 So what was the other emergency you mentioned? 532 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,820 Arms falling off. 533 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,500 There's also one who's cuddled a cactus. 534 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:49,740 There's also one Yes. 535 00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,500 Yes. 536 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,100 And getting bitten on the bottom by a crocodile. 537 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:52,340 And getting bitten on the bottom That's right. 538 00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:53,420 That's right. 539 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:54,500 Very traumatic, watching Bluey. 540 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,020 (LAUGHTER) 541 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,500 Chris. 542 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:57,740 After England beat Border's side Chris. 543 00:22:57,740 --> 00:23:02,180 After England beat Border's side in the 1986 Boxing Day test, 544 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,420 Prime Minister Bob Hawke sledged the Australian team by wishing 545 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:05,660 Prime Minister Bob Hawke sledged they were more like which athlete? 546 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,460 they were more like which athlete? 547 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:07,700 Pat Cash. they were more like which athlete? 548 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,500 Pat Cash. Correct. 549 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:09,740 Pat Cash. (APPLAUSE) 550 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,100 (APPLAUSE) 551 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,220 Mary. 552 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,220 In June 2019, Penguin Books Australia announced the release 553 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:23,940 of three Bluey tie-ins, including a lift-the-flap book 554 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,180 of three Bluey tie-ins, with which title? 555 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,260 with which title? 556 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:29,140 Uh, so I know there's three. 557 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,940 Um...there's a glow in the dark one as well. 558 00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:37,020 I think the lift the flap one is The Beach. 559 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:37,860 Correct. 560 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:39,620 (APPLAUSE) 561 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,500 Yeah, you're right. 562 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,260 The other one's a glow in the dark book, 563 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,380 and there's also a sticker book. 564 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,220 Chris. 565 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:51,740 In the preface of his book Cricket As I See It, 566 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:56,580 Border says WHAT may not have been his best decision 567 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:56,820 Border says WHAT may not have been when he retired? 568 00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:57,700 when he retired? 569 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:04,460 I didn't read the preface of that book 570 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,980 because there's normally nothing in there. 571 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:09,020 You skipped the preface? 572 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,260 Yeah. 573 00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:11,660 There's nothing... 574 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:11,900 Well, he's a very boring There's nothing... 575 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,100 Well, he's a very boring cricket captain 576 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:16,660 and the preface is going to be, you know, probably the most boring part 577 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:16,900 and the preface is going to be, you of a boring book about... 578 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,340 of a boring book about... 579 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:19,460 (LAUGHTER) 580 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:22,620 Um, so, what was the question again? 581 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:25,060 It's, uh... Sorry. I just... (LAUGHTER) 582 00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,900 Did you tune out while I was talking about your topic? 583 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,620 When I realised I was stuffed, I sort of went to another place. 584 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:30,900 When I realised I was stuffed, OK. (LAUGHTER) 585 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,060 OK. (LAUGHTER) 586 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:32,340 Border said WHAT may not have been his best decision when he retired? (LAUGHTER) 587 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:36,660 Border said WHAT may not have been his best decision when he retired? 588 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,980 I'd say playing on for another year. 589 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,700 Incorrect. 590 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:45,940 It was knocking back Channel Nine. Incorrect. 591 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:48,420 It was knocking back Channel Nine. Ah. 592 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,940 They asked him to join the commentary team, and he turned them down. 593 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:53,300 As you know, they always have Australian cricket captains 594 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,740 in the Channel Nine commentary, but he turned down that offer. 595 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:55,980 in the Channel Nine commentary, But now it's one of his main gigs. 596 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:58,300 But now it's one of his main gigs. 597 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,100 But he doesn't do it for Nine. No. 598 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:01,340 But he doesn't do it for Nine. Mary. 599 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:02,700 Mary. 600 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:06,540 During The Magic Xylophone, what piece of classical music 601 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,900 does Bandit play on Bluey's stomach? 602 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:18,500 Um, so he's playing the piano on Bluey's stomach, and he says, 603 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:24,940 "I will now perform for you... the Rondo Alla Turca." 604 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,180 "I will now perform for you... Correct. 605 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,500 Correct. 606 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,980 (APPLAUSE) 607 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:38,300 Ladies and gentlemen, I will now play for you the Rondo Alla Turca. 608 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:41,580 (CLEARS THROAT) (GIGGLES) 609 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:44,460 (SINGS MELODY TO RONDO ALLA TURCA) (LAUGHS) 610 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:51,740 (LAUGHS) 611 00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:55,460 Yeah, it's the final movement to Mozart's Sonata Number 11. 612 00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:57,900 Just for our older viewers who don't give a shit 613 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,220 about children's television. 614 00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:02,420 Chris. 615 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:02,660 Border made a record-breaking Chris. 616 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:08,060 Border made a record-breaking 11,174 runs over his test career, 617 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:14,020 scoring 3,071 of them while batting at what number in the order? 618 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,260 scoring 3,071 of them while I'll... Hmm. 619 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,380 I'll... Hmm. 620 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,820 I'll go for... 621 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:20,060 Did you go to another place again I'll go for... 622 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,780 Did you go to another place again then? 623 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,740 No, I just have to pick a number between one and seven, really. 624 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:24,980 No, I just have to pick a number So I'll say...six. 625 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,340 So I'll say...six. 626 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:30,420 Incorrect. 627 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:32,420 Three? Four? 628 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:32,660 Incorrect as well. Three? Four? 629 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,940 Incorrect as well. Five? 630 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,380 You don't get to just keep choosing. Seven? 631 00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,420 No. (LAUGHTER) 632 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,580 Was he in the team? Not how the game works. 633 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:42,100 (LAUGHTER) You only get one shot at it. 634 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,660 Five is the correct answer. 635 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:48,740 He scored 3,783 runs batting at number four, 636 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:52,700 but 3,071 of them batting at number five. 637 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,820 Mary. 638 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:59,180 In 2019, children's charity organisation The Shepherd Centre 639 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:02,940 named Bandit Heeler in its annual Father of the Year awards 640 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,180 named Bandit Heeler in its annual by adding a new category named WHAT? 641 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:06,020 by adding a new category named WHAT? 642 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:10,140 So, I think it was controversial, 643 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:12,980 'cause I feel like he could have just taken it out, 644 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,740 the entire, you know... the original category out, 645 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:19,820 but I think they called the category the Canine Category. 646 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,260 Correct. 647 00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:24,500 (APPLAUSE) 648 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,860 Yes, he's the Canine Father of the Year. 649 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:29,140 Alright, you need to get this right to stay in the game, Chris. Yes, he's the Canine Father of the Year. 650 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:32,220 Alright, you need to get this right to stay in the game, Chris. 651 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:35,500 If you get this wrong, Mary, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion. 652 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:35,740 If you get this wrong, Mary, you are Chris. 653 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:36,780 Chris. 654 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:41,420 A message on the scoreboard congratulated Border 655 00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:46,060 on the birth of his second child while he was playing at what venue? 656 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,060 Sydney Cricket Ground. 657 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,260 Correct. (APPLAUSE) 658 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,540 Now, Mary, if you get this right, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion. 659 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:00,780 Now, Mary, if you get this right, In the episode Yoga Ball, 660 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,020 In the episode Yoga Ball, 661 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:06,300 after Bandit agrees to play a quick game of Raiders, 662 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:06,540 after Bandit agrees to play Bingo asks him to play for how long? 663 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:10,300 Bingo asks him to play for how long? 664 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,740 Um, so, I know the episode. 665 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:25,260 Um...I think they ask him to play one more game, 666 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:30,020 but I think she asks him to play for this long. 667 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:36,660 Correct! Which means you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion! 668 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:36,900 Correct! Which means you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion! (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 669 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,740 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 670 00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:41,620 Alright, Chris, you know what this means. Out! 671 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:44,660 There he goes. (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 672 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:44,900 There he goes. On your way. Back to the pavilion. 673 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,820 On your way. Back to the pavilion. 674 00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:51,140 Congratulations, Mary. You are tonight's Hard Quiz champion! 675 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:54,700 You get the big brass mug and you get to do the sign-off. 676 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:54,940 You get the big brass mug Thanks for playing - hard. 677 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,340 Thanks for playing - hard. 678 00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:57,540 Captions by Red Bee Media Thanks for playing - hard. 679 00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,900 Captions by Red Bee Media 680 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,100 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation