ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz...
Expert subject - Survivor.
Expert subject - James Herriot books.
Expert subject - Shane Warne.
Expert subject - The Dam Busters.
Here's your host, Tom Gleeson.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Yes. Hello.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) How are you?
Peace.
Welcome to Hard Quiz.
These contestants are ham.
Last one to be smoked will be These contestants are ham.
Last one to be smoked will be tonight's Hard Quiz Champion.
Last one to be smoked will be (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Let's say hello.
G'day, Peter. Tom, how are you?
Now, you're into the Dam Busters. Yes.
What first started the interest? Was it the movie?
No, probably the first serious book I read at primary school.
OK.
Quite possibly the only book I read at school.
Nonetheless, the interest kept up from there.
You look like an RAF pilot.
Well, I'm Italian, so it goes with the territory.
Well, I'm Italian, Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache.
Do you do twirl your moustache Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache.
Do you do twirl your moustache while you read the Dam Buster books?
I used to. Used to?
Long time ago. Used to use a bit of wax too.
Oh, yeah.
When you were in primary school?
(LAUGHTER) Almost. (LAUGHS)
Now, you're heavily involved in the Liberal Party.
Yeah, I am. (MAN GROANS)
Yeah, I am. Ah, don't...
I didn't think I put that Ah, don't...
I didn't think I put that on the form.
I'm probably an imposter here. Let's do that again, OK?
I'm probably an imposter here. 'Cause we are balanced at the ABC.
(LAUGHTER) 'Cause we are balanced at the ABC.
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Of course!
What I'd like is just a polite round of applause for the Liberal Party.
What I'd like is just a polite round (APPLAUSE)
You're heavily involved in the Liberal Party. Oh!
You're heavily involved Oh! Some fans are in tonight.
I'm in enemy territory here. Oh! Some fans are in tonight.
I'm in enemy territory here. OK.
When you won the election, did you twirl your moustache?
(LAUGHTER) Oh, we were very happy, yes.
"Go, ScoMo! Go, ScoMo!"
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Not quite.
David. Tom. Good evening.
Shane Warne is your expert subject.
Why are you a fan?
Is it his off-field antics or his cricket?
He's a sporting Icarus
that sometimes flies too close to the sun.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) OK.
I think he walks around on the sun sometimes, doesn't he?
In a fantastic range of underwear yes.
Yes.
Well, being a fan of his cricket
how do you cope with his off-field behaviour?
Does it annoy you or you just don't pay attention to it?
Does it annoy you or you just He's a flawed genius on some levels.
But basically he's just another bloke
who can't keep his pants zipped.
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS)
Have you met him?
I've seen him in action.
I was this close to him once in South Africa,
but I haven't actually met him.
OK. What does that... "This close." What does that mean?
He was coming off the field and I was yelling out to him
but a security dog was in the way so we didn't get to speak.
but a security dog was in the way OK. What did you yell at him?
I said, "Well bowled, Shane," or something like that.
(LAUGHS)
When you said you were that close
I was picturing you behind him at the urinal.
(LAUGHTER)
"G'day, Shane."
(LAUGHTER)
You're a crime reporter...
Guilty. ..for The Post.
Guilty. It's a suburban paper in Perth.
Is that right? It's a suburban paper in Perth.
Is that right? That's right.
So what kind of crime reporting do you do?
Do you, like, write reports about stolen wheelie bins?
Ah, teenagers driving unlicensed vehicles, Tom.
Oh. Hoons. Hoons.
Often after 9pm.
(LAUGHTER)
Unregistered dogs.
Yeah, oh. Unregistered dogs.
Yeah, oh. There's a lot of that about.
Yeah, oh. Unregistered dogs.
Everything from A to B, really, and back again.
Oh, right.
So you work at an independent newspaper...
Yes. ..that makes money.
Yes. I'm afraid so.
What the (BLEEP) is going on there? I don't know.
We're the last newspaper in the country
that's not owned by Rupert Murdoch or Kerry Stokes.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) I don't know...
Hey.
We've got to show balance here. (LAUGHTER)
We're also fans of their work as well.
(LAUGHTER)
Anna. Yes. Hi, Tom.
You're into James Herriot books.
How would you describe them to our younger viewers?
They are... He's a vet in the Yorkshire Dales.
OK. And they're very funny.
Alright. (LAUGHS)
We've got some photos of you in your 20s
when you visited...
(LAUGHS) ..the Herriot Trail
in the Yorkshire Dales.
Looks rather lonely there.
(LAUGHS) That's the Herriot Trail.
OK. And so what do you do on the Herriot Trail
other than just wander around paddocks?
other than just You just wander around paddocks.
Is that it? You look at the scenery.
When was that?
That was in the '90s. '90s.
I shouldn't have asked. I could tell by the jumper.
(LAUGHS) Yeah. And the shoes actually.
And the shoes, yeah. Need it now.
Patrick. Hi, Tom.
Now, you're into Survivor. Yes.
Is that a Survivor scarf you've got there?
Yeah, a buff. Yeah, which one?
From season 10, and it's the Koror tribe from season 10.
OK. My favourite tribe ever.
(LAUGHTER)
You have a favourite tribe?
Yeah. Yeah.
There's been a lot and they're my favourite.
There's been a lot They were the most dominant.
They had the best winner... Yeah.
..in my opinion. OK.
..in my opinion. Alright, you sound excited about it.
(LAUGHTER)
What is it that you love (LAUGHTER)
What is it that you love about Survivor?
What is it that you love It's the best show in the world.
(LAUGHTER)
Apart from Hard Quiz, (LAUGHTER)
Apart from Hard Quiz, it's the best show.
Apart from Hard Quiz, (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
Alright.
So, are you going to use any strategy tonight?
Yeah, absolutely. OK.
Would you feel more comfortable doing this show
if you were tired and hungry and had your shirt off?
if you were tired and hungry Yeah. Definitely.
I can unbutton if you want.
(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)
Ooh.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) Ooh.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) Oh, they're keen.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) So how much do you love the show?
Like, how dedicated are you to it?
I've watched every single episode, Like, how dedicated are you to it?
I've watched every single episode, some of them multiple times,
I've watched every single episode, and there's been over 550 episodes.
Is it true you keep a life-size cut-out of Jeff Probst
in your bedroom?
Yes.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
Let's play...hard!
Win or lose five points.
Steal an answer, double points.
I'll ask each of you five questions Steal an answer, double points.
I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject.
Right, you get five points. Wrong, I will take five points from you.
The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points.
Let's start with Patrick and his expert subject, Survivor.
Let's start with Patrick (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Most Survivor episodes end with the tribal council,
where a player is voted out and informed by the host
that the tribe has WHAT?
For the steal it's David!
The tribe has spoken.
Correct. Double points to you. The tribe has spoken.
Correct. Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Jeff was actually desperate to have a catchphrase,
and Mark Burnett was like, "Don't... Just forget about it."
And he was actually... he was dismissing him.
He said, "Look, you're not going to have a catchphrase.
"The tribe has spoken. That's it."
And Jeff was like, "Oh!"
(LAUGHTER)
Roughly what happened.
US Survivor producers were forced to apologise
after contestant Colby Donaldson visited the Great Barrier Reef...
He stole coral.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
..and souvenired pieces of what animal?
Coral is correct.
Yeah, the show also flew a helicopter through sensitive areas
where sea birds live.
(GROANING)
An advantage introduced in season 11
took the form of a token An advantage introduced in season 11
took the form of a token known as the...
Anna for the steal. Immunity idol.
Correct! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
..hidden immunity WHAT?
Idol is correct.
It means that you can't get voted out when you've got immunity.
On Hard Quiz, we don't have an immunity idol.
The only way to get that is by not being a dead shit.
(LAUGHTER)
Seeking the chance to see loved ones in a family visit episode,
season 7's Jonny Fairplay lied about the death...
He lied that his grandmother had died.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
He'd actually pre-arranged it with his friend, hadn't he?
Yeah, his...
It was years ago, Yeah, his...
It was years ago, but his grandmother's still alive.
It was years ago, Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
Last question in your set, Patrick.
2019's Australian Survivor: Champions vs Contenders
was won by Pia Miranda.
Patrick.
That was going to be my answer, I suppose.
(LAUGHTER)
The runner-up was Baden.
Incorrect. I'll finish the question.
..star of which high school Incorrect. I'll finish the question.
..star of which high school coming-of-age...
Anna for the steal. Looking For Alibrandi.
Correct. Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
..which coming-of-age movie?
Looking For Alibrandi is correct.
Australian Survivor is hosted by Jonathan LaPaglia,
and, yeah, his brother was also in that film.
His brother was in that film with Pia Miranda.
I'm just saying the whole thing is rigged.
(LAUGHTER)
Time now for Anna and James Herriot books.
Time now for Anna (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Charting his life as a vet,
the title of James Herriot's All Creatures Great and Small
the title of James Herriot's is taken from which hymn?
All Things Bright And Beautiful.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
That's also the title of his second collection.
James Alfred White decided on the pen name James Herriot
after seeing Jim Herriot play for Birmingham in what sport?
Soccer.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Do you know why he used a pen name?
The Royal Veterinary Society did not allow you to publicise yourself
The Royal Veterinary Society did not when you were a practising vet.
That right. You couldn't advertise, when you were a practising vet.
That right. You couldn't advertise, so he just made it up.
That right. You couldn't advertise, In the Lord God Made Them All,
Herriot uses an artificial vagina
to defend himself Herriot uses an artificial vagina
to defend himself against what animal?
(LAUGHTER) Anna.
(LAUGHTER) A bull.
Correct. A bull.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
I didn't... That's in a book, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah. (LAUGHS)
What actually happened?
It's about artificial insemination. Right.
It's about artificial insemination. You've got to try and collect the...
Yeah. Don't do hand movements.
(LAUGHTER)
Just keep your hand and just...
And then the bull didn't like it and he got cross
and he had sort of nothing except the...
and he had sort of nothing (LAUGHTER)
The success of the books led to a 1975 film adaptation,
with Simon Ward as James
and which award-winning Welsh actor...
Anna. Anthony Hopkins.
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
..award-winning actor as fellow vet Siegfried Farnon?
Anthony Hopkins is correct.
Last question in your set, Anna.
Finding several of them nestled in a pile of straw for warmth,
Herriot writes that there's no better judge of comfort
than what animal?
A cat.
Correct. A cat.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Five from five. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Next set of questions is for David on Shane Warne.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Warnie.
In 1993, with the first ball of his Ashes debut,
Warne dismissed Mike Gatting with the delivery...
Warne dismissed Mike Gatting Peter for the steal.
Leg break. Peter for the steal.
Leg break. Incorrect.
Leg break. I'll finish the question. David.
Ball of the century.
Correct. Ball of the century.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
..a delivery known as the ball of the WHAT?
..a delivery known as The century is correct.
In 1995, Warne chose 23 as his number The century is correct.
In 1995, Warne chose 23 as his number for one-day international cricket,
having previously worn it while playing what sport?
Footy. Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, he originally wanted to be a footballer
and he played for St Kilda under-19s.
And, yeah, if he hadn't been dropped
he may have never played cricket for Australia.
Warne was suspected of sledging Australian teammate Scott Muller
Warne was suspected of sledging by saying "Can't bowl, can't throw,"
with the blame eventually taken by...
with the blame eventually For the steal it's Peter!
Joe the Cameraman. Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, here he is talking about it on A Current Affair.
MAN: Appearing tonight on A Current Affair with Shane Warne,
Joe admits making that "Can't bowl, can't throw," jibe about Muller
during the second test against Pakistan in Hobart.
I stand behind the camera for six hours during the day
I stand behind the camera filming the cricket,
and it's just a comment filming the cricket,
and it's just a comment that I was saying
to another cameraman standing right next to me
and an effects mike has picked it up.
I know it's upset you, mate.
I apologise.
(LAUGHTER) I apologise.
(LAUGHTER) Utter bullshit.
So they bring him in to do an interview,
So they bring him in and in typical Channel 9 style,
they put headphones on him and in typical Channel 9 style,
they put headphones on him and put him behind a camera
so you know that he's a cameraman.
(LAUGHTER)
After helping Australian win (LAUGHTER)
After helping Australian win the 1997 Ashes,
Warne celebrated on the dressing room balcony by dancing while holding...
Warne celebrated on the dressing room Patrick for the steal.
He was holding a stump.
Correct. Double points to you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
There he is there at his Warnie best.
Alright, last question in your set, David.
Named after Warne
following its discovery in outback South Australia and Queensland
is a network of what geological features?
Underground volcanoes.
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, it's called the Warnie Volcanic Province.
Last set in the expert round, it's Peter and the Dam Busters.
Last set in the expert round, (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
The Dam Busters was a 1943 Allied air raid on three German dams
using modified bomber aircraft named after which English city?
using modified bomber aircraft For the steal it's David.
Lancaster. Correct!
Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
With the dams protected by torpedo nets,
engineer Barnes Wallis developed the idea of bouncing bombs
by using a tub of water and what children's toy?
Marbles. Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, that's how they worked.
They bounced along the surface of the water
so that they could bounce over the torpedo nets, hit the damn,
and then sink to the bottom, where they exploded.
The Dam Busters bombs had to be dropped from exactly 60 feet
when the plane's two spotlights created what symbol
when the plane's two spotlights on the water's surface?
Figure eight. Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, a hydraulic motor actually gave them backspin
Yeah, a hydraulic motor actually so they'd bounce the right way,
because if they had front spin, so they'd bounce the right way,
because if they had front spin, they would have sunk straightaway,
whereas the backspin made them jump up.
whereas the backspin It was like a Warnie flipper.
Aspiring to fly from a young age,
Dam Busters Wing Commander Aspiring to fly from a young age,
Dam Busters Wing Commander Guy Gibson
Dam Busters Wing Commander collected books by W.E. Johns
centred around what fictional pilot?
David for the steal.
Captain Biggles. Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Double points to you.
Last question in your set, Peter.
In this Death Star attack scene,
Star Wars borrows heavily In this Death Star attack scene,
Star Wars borrows heavily from the 1955 film The Dam Busters
with what star fighters replacing the Lancaster bombers?
with what star fighters replacing For the steal it's Patrick.
X-Wings.
Correct!
Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Alright, we've burned through their subjects.
Alright, we've burned through Now let's burn through mine.
This week I've been really getting into Jingles.
This round is multiple choice. Select your answers on your screens.
Then press the buzzer to lock in the answer.
Composed in 1930 by Australian grocer Albert Francis Lenertz
and heard on radio a hundred times a day in the 1940s
and heard on radio is the jingle for which product?
The answer is...
..C Aeroplane Jelly.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
# I like Aeroplane Jelly
# Aeroplane Jelly for me. #
Which one of these actors played a successful jingle writer
Which one of these actors played on a long-running television show?
The answer is...
..D, Charlie Sheen.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Peter, you're crawling your way back into the game there.
Yeah, Chuck Lorre was the creator of Two And A Half Men,
and he actually wrote...
..he actually wrote the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Which jingle composed by Australian advertising agency Mojo
Which jingle composed by Australian became a two-time Top 10 hit?
The answer is...
C, C'mon Aussie C'mon.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
It's working title (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
It's working title was actually Carn...
It's working title (LAUGHTER)
Created by Bryce Courtenay in 1957
with a jingle composed Created by Bryce Courtenay in 1957
with a jingle composed five years later,
the character Louis the Fly was voiced for 50 years
the character Louis the Fly by which actor?
The answer is...
..A, Ross Higgins.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Higgins went on to play Ted Bullpitt in Kingswood Country.
To our younger viewers, I recommend you go and watch it online.
To our younger viewers, I recommend It will really amaze you.
(LAUGHTER)
Last question in my round's worth double points. (LAUGHTER)
Last question in my round's worth double points.
A 1960s UK Jingle for Kellogg's Rice Krispies
was written and performed by which band?
(LAUGHTER)
Alright, the answer is...
..A, The Rolling Stones.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
Alright, at the end of my round,
Patrick and Peter, you're both on 30,
which means it's time Patrick and Peter, you're both on 30,
which means it's time for a bloody Hard Off!
That's right. One of you will survive.
I'll ask just one question.
First to buzz in, you will answer.
If you're right you're staying. If you're wrong you're dead to me.
You ready?
Which stain is harder to remove -
black Sharpie pen or chocolate syrup?
Patrick.
Chocolate syrup.
Incorrect. (AUDIENCE GROANS)
Patrick, that means you're dead to me. Get over here.
Patrick, that means you're dead (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
You've been dudded, haven't you, really?
You've been dudded, So it must feel good,
because you feel like a contestant on Survivor who's been ripped off.
Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
Yeah. Alright. Well, the tribe has spoken.
Out!
(CHEERING APPLAUSE) (LAUGHS)
(CHEERING APPLAUSE) There he goes.
Laying it on thick.
You guessed it. It's the People's Round.
Pack up the marbles. Play along at home.
Your time starts now. Play along at home.
Your time starts now.
Which Australian soap is set in Summer Bay?
Home And Away. Yes.
A left-handed person is known as a WHAT dooker?
A mollydooker. Yes.
In a car the letters ABS stand for WHAT braking system?
David. Automatic.
No, antilock.
If I say hooroo, No, antilock.
If I say hooroo, am I coming or going?
Going. Yes.
Going. Due to its long straight tusk,
which whale is sometimes called the unicorn of the sea?
Narwhal. Yes.
To attempt to make peace is to offer a WHAT branch?
Olive branch. Yes.
The volcanic island of Krakatoa is located in which country?
Indonesia. Yes.
The Last Supper and Mona Lisa are works by which Renaissance...
Da Vinci. Yes.
..which Renaissance artist?
Da Vinci is correct. Times up.
At the end of the People's Round, Peter, you're at the bottom on 35.
Get over here.
(APPLAUSE)
Alright, Peter.
Now, before we go, as a member of the Liberal Party,
would you like to say that this show was balanced?
Will I get out of here alive if I don't?
You better say it's balanced. I'm in enemy territory, of course.
It's not enemy territory 'cause we're the ABC.
We have no bias whatsoever. (LAUGHTER)
But I am going to use my left hand to kick you out. Out!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
There he goes.
Alright, only two left.
Who's going to be the Hard Quiz Champion?
Who's going to be Anna and David, get over here,
because it's time to play Hard Quiz.
Shane Warne vs James Herriot Books.
Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz champion
who gets to take home the limited edition big brass mug.
What will you do with the mug if you win?
What will you do with the mug Tom, I'll text Warnie
and ask him if he'll swap it for an Ashes figurine.
OK.
What about you, Anna?
Well, I had to read about 10 books to come on the show.
So I think would make a perfect bookend.
So I think would make OK.
(APPLAUSE) (LAUGHS)
Bit polite. It's best of five penalty shoot-out style.
Harder questions on your expert subject.
So, it's David's knowledge of Shane Warne
versus Anna's knowledge of James Herriot books.
versus Anna's knowledge Let's play...hard!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Let's play...hard!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
David.
Behind only Glenn McGrath in the record books,
Shane Warne has achieved what cricketing feat 102 times?
That's a fantastic stat, Tom.
102 times.
Certainly not bowled.
He's done far more of those.
102 times. I would say...
I think the answer is dismissed the batsman for a duck.
Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, he's also in the top five for most ducks scored in tests.
That's right. He's had 34 ducks.
That's right. But it's not his forte, obviously.
Very good.
Anna.
Discovering a half-frozen kitten in the novel Vet In Harness,
farmer's wife Mrs Butler says,
she'll give him the old cure,
which is doing what?
(GROANS)
I'm not immediately coming to mind on that one.
The old cure, I would say...
..wrapping him in a blanket
and putting him in the... ..wrapping him in a blanket
and putting him in the... putting him by the fire.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is Incorrect.
The correct answer is putting him in the oven.
(LAUGHS) Strewth.
(LAUGHS) But to thaw. So...
To explain it, in the old days they used to have a big oven
and there would be a fire in part of it
and then there'd be other compartments
for thawing things out and cooking them.
So you'd... You'd put... You wouldn't cook the cat but you'd...
So you'd... You'd put... You wouldn't (LAUGHTER)
You'd just put it in the other part of the oven
You'd just put it and it would slowly warm up.
It's supposed to be a cosy image. and it would slowly warm up.
It's supposed to be a cosy image. Not a bleak image.
It's supposed to be a cosy image. David.
Warne has said that in his first year wearing the baggy green,
his Cricket Australia contract paid him so little
that he had to do what job on Friday nights?
He had a range of jobs in his youth.
I know he worked for Forty Winks for a while selling beds.
I think he worked for a jeweller.
He also...
..was a mean delivery pizza driver.
So that's my answer. He delivered pizzas.
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, his contract gave him only $3,000 a year
Yeah, his contract gave him up until the 1993 Ashes Test,
and then after that it was $10,000 a year.
A lot more. Yeah.
He deserved every cent. Yeah.
But he ended up making all his money from sponsorship.
As you do, no doubt.
Um... (LAUGHTER)
For Tony Barlow Menswear? No. I don't...
For Tony Barlow Menswear? No. This is... Nothing.
There's no... I don't even know what this is. Anyway.
It's from St Vincent de Paul this suit, I think.
It's from St Vincent de Paul (LAUGHTER)
Anna.
Herriot's home surgery Anna.
Herriot's home surgery is now a museum,
which credits TV repeats
and a particular story line from the books
for attracting large numbers of visitors from what nation?
The US I think is the nation that the visitors come from.
The museum's called The World of James Herriot.
The story line...
..I don't know,
but I'm guessing most of the visitors are from the US.
Incorrect.
Ah!
It's Russia.
(LAUGHS) Oh, right.
Yes. (LAUGHS) Oh, right.
Yes. Ah!
Yeah. The penny's dropped.
What are you thinking?
He was...he went on a cruise to Russia
as a vet on an animal transport ship
and he stopped at a couple of ports.
So that must be it.
Yeah, and as a result it became very popular in that...in Russia.
Yeah, and as a result it became And so a lot of Russians visit
and in fact the museum is in English And so a lot of Russians visit
and in fact the museum is in English and Russian to accommodate them.
and in fact the museum is in English I did not know that.
David.
In his autobiography,
Warne recalls Kerry Packer's advice to sell his blue Ferrari
Warne recalls Kerry Packer's advice to preserve his knockabout image.
He traded in the blue Ferrari, buying a VK Commodore and what other car?
A very flash car, Tom.
I'm thinking Packer said, "Sell the blue whatever it was, son,"
and it was good advice.
Was the Aussie car and it was a...
..a Ferrari.
More information?
Jeez, tough crowd.
A... (LAUGHTER)
..a Ferrari 360.
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yeah, so he traded in the blue Ferrari
Yeah, so he traded in so he wouldn't seem up himself,
and he bought a VK Commodore and just...and another Ferrari.
As you do.
'Cause he said...
He said, "Lying low hasn't been my thing."
He said, (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, Warnie, we've noticed.
(LAUGHTER)
Anna, you need to get this right.
If you get it wrong, David, you are tonight's Hard Quiz Champion.
Anna, in All Creatures,
it's revealed that Siegfried once spent half a morning
erroneously trying to stuff a cow's prolapsed uterus
up its rectum.
It's vet humour.
(LAUGHS)
What really worried him about the experience?
Um...
So they did spend a lot of time with prolapsed uteruses in the '30s.
So they did spend a lot of time Um...
I'm going to say it worried him
that he was...
..trying to...
He didn't realise he was sticking it into the wrong, um, orifice.
He didn't realise he was sticking it (LAUGHTER)
Incorrect.
(GROANING)
He was really worried because he nearly succeeded.
(LAUGHTER)
Which means, David, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
Which means, David, you are (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Anna, you know what this means. Out!
(APPLAUSE)
There she goes.
Congratulations, David. You are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
You get the big brass mug and you get to do the sign-off.
Thanks for playing hard!
If you think you've got what it takes to take home the big brass mug Thanks for playing hard!
If you think you've got what it takes to take home the big brass mug
If you think you've got what it head to hardquizcasting.com.au
Tell us your expert subject head to hardquizcasting.com.au
Tell us your expert subject and be prepared to fail. Hard!
Tell us your expert subject (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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