1 00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:04,460 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:09,580 Expert subject - Survivor. 3 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:15,180 Expert subject - James Herriot books. 4 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:19,940 Expert subject - Shane Warne. 5 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,740 Expert subject - The Dam Busters. 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,660 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,860 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Yes. Hello. 8 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:31,100 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) How are you? 9 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:33,340 How are you? 10 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,460 Peace. 11 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:36,100 Welcome to Hard Quiz. 12 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:37,660 These contestants are ham. 13 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:37,900 Last one to be smoked will be These contestants are ham. 14 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:40,580 Last one to be smoked will be tonight's Hard Quiz Champion. 15 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:40,820 Last one to be smoked will be (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 16 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:43,060 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 17 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:43,300 To be part of the show at home, go to the ABC TV socials. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 18 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:46,020 To be part of the show at home, go to the ABC TV socials. 19 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:47,180 Let's say hello. 20 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:47,420 Let's say hello. G'day, Peter. Tom, how are you? 21 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:49,340 G'day, Peter. Tom, how are you? 22 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,660 Now, you're into the Dam Busters. Yes. 23 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:54,180 What first started the interest? Was it the movie? 24 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:57,420 No, probably the first serious book I read at primary school. 25 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:58,180 OK. 26 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,300 Quite possibly the only book I read at school. 27 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,180 Nonetheless, the interest kept up from there. 28 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,740 You look like an RAF pilot. 29 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:06,260 Well, I'm Italian, so it goes with the territory. 30 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:06,500 Well, I'm Italian, Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache. 31 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,820 Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache. 32 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:08,060 Do you do twirl your moustache Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache. 33 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:11,100 Do you do twirl your moustache while you read the Dam Buster books? 34 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,220 I used to. Used to? 35 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:14,020 Long time ago. Used to use a bit of wax too. 36 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:14,780 Oh, yeah. 37 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:16,140 When you were in primary school? 38 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:18,300 (LAUGHTER) Almost. (LAUGHS) 39 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,820 Now, you're heavily involved in the Liberal Party. 40 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:22,740 Yeah, I am. (MAN GROANS) 41 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:22,980 Yeah, I am. Ah, don't... 42 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:23,740 Ah, don't... 43 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:23,980 I didn't think I put that Ah, don't... 44 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,540 I didn't think I put that on the form. 45 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:27,460 I'm probably an imposter here. Let's do that again, OK? 46 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:27,700 I'm probably an imposter here. 'Cause we are balanced at the ABC. 47 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,460 'Cause we are balanced at the ABC. 48 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:29,700 (LAUGHTER) 'Cause we are balanced at the ABC. 49 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,340 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Of course! 50 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,860 What I'd like is just a polite round of applause for the Liberal Party. 51 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:35,100 What I'd like is just a polite round (APPLAUSE) 52 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:35,900 (APPLAUSE) 53 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,700 You're heavily involved in the Liberal Party. Oh! 54 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:37,940 You're heavily involved Oh! Some fans are in tonight. 55 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,220 Oh! Some fans are in tonight. 56 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:40,460 I'm in enemy territory here. Oh! Some fans are in tonight. 57 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,420 I'm in enemy territory here. OK. 58 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:44,740 When you won the election, did you twirl your moustache? 59 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:46,340 (LAUGHTER) Oh, we were very happy, yes. 60 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,740 "Go, ScoMo! Go, ScoMo!" 61 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:51,660 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Not quite. 62 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,700 David. Tom. Good evening. 63 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,620 Shane Warne is your expert subject. 64 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,100 Why are you a fan? 65 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,260 Is it his off-field antics or his cricket? 66 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,780 He's a sporting Icarus 67 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,260 that sometimes flies too close to the sun. 68 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,260 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) OK. 69 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:11,580 I think he walks around on the sun sometimes, doesn't he? 70 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:14,500 In a fantastic range of underwear yes. 71 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,700 Yes. 72 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,100 Well, being a fan of his cricket 73 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,180 how do you cope with his off-field behaviour? 74 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,740 Does it annoy you or you just don't pay attention to it? 75 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:21,980 Does it annoy you or you just He's a flawed genius on some levels. 76 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:24,420 He's a flawed genius on some levels. 77 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,620 But basically he's just another bloke 78 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,380 who can't keep his pants zipped. 79 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,620 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) 80 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,900 Have you met him? 81 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,260 I've seen him in action. 82 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:37,620 I was this close to him once in South Africa, 83 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:38,820 but I haven't actually met him. 84 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:41,300 OK. What does that... "This close." What does that mean? 85 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:44,780 He was coming off the field and I was yelling out to him 86 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:47,420 but a security dog was in the way so we didn't get to speak. 87 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:47,660 but a security dog was in the way OK. What did you yell at him? 88 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:49,060 OK. What did you yell at him? 89 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:51,540 I said, "Well bowled, Shane," or something like that. 90 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:52,660 (LAUGHS) 91 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:53,900 When you said you were that close 92 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,380 I was picturing you behind him at the urinal. 93 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:57,980 (LAUGHTER) 94 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,660 "G'day, Shane." 95 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,020 (LAUGHTER) 96 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,620 You're a crime reporter... 97 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,220 Guilty. ..for The Post. 98 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:04,460 Guilty. It's a suburban paper in Perth. 99 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,740 It's a suburban paper in Perth. 100 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:05,980 Is that right? It's a suburban paper in Perth. 101 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,180 Is that right? That's right. 102 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,820 So what kind of crime reporting do you do? 103 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:11,540 Do you, like, write reports about stolen wheelie bins? 104 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:14,580 Ah, teenagers driving unlicensed vehicles, Tom. 105 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:17,100 Oh. Hoons. Hoons. 106 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,900 Often after 9pm. 107 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,580 (LAUGHTER) 108 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:21,940 Unregistered dogs. 109 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:22,180 Yeah, oh. Unregistered dogs. 110 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:23,660 Yeah, oh. There's a lot of that about. 111 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:23,900 Yeah, oh. Unregistered dogs. 112 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,220 Unregistered dogs. 113 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,660 Everything from A to B, really, and back again. 114 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,460 Oh, right. 115 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,220 So you work at an independent newspaper... 116 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,020 Yes. ..that makes money. 117 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,220 Yes. I'm afraid so. 118 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:36,020 What the (BLEEP) is going on there? I don't know. 119 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:39,260 We're the last newspaper in the country 120 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:42,180 that's not owned by Rupert Murdoch or Kerry Stokes. 121 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,020 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) I don't know... 122 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,500 Hey. 123 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,020 We've got to show balance here. (LAUGHTER) 124 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,540 We're also fans of their work as well. 125 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,060 (LAUGHTER) 126 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,940 Anna. Yes. Hi, Tom. 127 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,460 You're into James Herriot books. 128 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:02,060 How would you describe them to our younger viewers? 129 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:05,660 They are... He's a vet in the Yorkshire Dales. 130 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:06,860 OK. And they're very funny. 131 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,620 Alright. (LAUGHS) 132 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:11,140 We've got some photos of you in your 20s 133 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:12,020 when you visited... 134 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,500 (LAUGHS) ..the Herriot Trail 135 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,940 in the Yorkshire Dales. 136 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,220 Looks rather lonely there. 137 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,980 (LAUGHS) That's the Herriot Trail. 138 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:22,220 OK. And so what do you do on the Herriot Trail 139 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,980 other than just wander around paddocks? 140 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:24,220 other than just You just wander around paddocks. 141 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,340 You just wander around paddocks. 142 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:27,860 Is that it? You look at the scenery. 143 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:28,660 When was that? 144 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,620 That was in the '90s. '90s. 145 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:33,020 I shouldn't have asked. I could tell by the jumper. 146 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:35,260 (LAUGHS) Yeah. And the shoes actually. 147 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,500 And the shoes, yeah. Need it now. 148 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,340 Patrick. Hi, Tom. 149 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,940 Now, you're into Survivor. Yes. 150 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:41,820 Is that a Survivor scarf you've got there? 151 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,740 Yeah, a buff. Yeah, which one? 152 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:48,060 From season 10, and it's the Koror tribe from season 10. 153 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,380 OK. My favourite tribe ever. 154 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,940 (LAUGHTER) 155 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,180 You have a favourite tribe? 156 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,620 Yeah. Yeah. 157 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,020 There's been a lot and they're my favourite. 158 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:56,260 There's been a lot They were the most dominant. 159 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:57,340 They were the most dominant. 160 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,100 They had the best winner... Yeah. 161 00:04:59,100 --> 00:04:59,900 ..in my opinion. OK. 162 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:00,140 ..in my opinion. Alright, you sound excited about it. 163 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:02,980 Alright, you sound excited about it. 164 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:04,700 (LAUGHTER) 165 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:04,940 What is it that you love (LAUGHTER) 166 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:06,380 What is it that you love about Survivor? 167 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:06,620 What is it that you love It's the best show in the world. 168 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,420 It's the best show in the world. 169 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,740 (LAUGHTER) 170 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:09,980 Apart from Hard Quiz, (LAUGHTER) 171 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:12,540 Apart from Hard Quiz, it's the best show. 172 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:12,780 Apart from Hard Quiz, (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 173 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,380 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 174 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,980 Alright. 175 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:20,020 So, are you going to use any strategy tonight? 176 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,140 Yeah, absolutely. OK. 177 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,540 Would you feel more comfortable doing this show 178 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,700 if you were tired and hungry and had your shirt off? 179 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:25,940 if you were tired and hungry Yeah. Definitely. 180 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,180 Yeah. Definitely. 181 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:28,340 I can unbutton if you want. 182 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:30,420 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 183 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,620 Ooh. 184 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:31,860 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) Ooh. 185 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:34,940 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) Oh, they're keen. 186 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:35,180 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) So how much do you love the show? 187 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:36,780 So how much do you love the show? 188 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:38,100 Like, how dedicated are you to it? 189 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:38,340 I've watched every single episode, Like, how dedicated are you to it? 190 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:41,140 I've watched every single episode, some of them multiple times, 191 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:41,380 I've watched every single episode, and there's been over 550 episodes. 192 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:44,260 and there's been over 550 episodes. 193 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,460 Is it true you keep a life-size cut-out of Jeff Probst 194 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:47,300 in your bedroom? 195 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,180 Yes. 196 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:53,060 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 197 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,700 Let's play...hard! 198 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,300 Win or lose five points. 199 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,460 Steal an answer, double points. 200 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:03,700 I'll ask each of you five questions Steal an answer, double points. 201 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:06,020 I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject. 202 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:09,100 Right, you get five points. Wrong, I will take five points from you. 203 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,900 The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points. 204 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,100 Let's start with Patrick and his expert subject, Survivor. 205 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:15,340 Let's start with Patrick (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 206 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,300 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 207 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:22,220 Most Survivor episodes end with the tribal council, 208 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:24,740 where a player is voted out and informed by the host 209 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:25,860 that the tribe has WHAT? 210 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:27,100 For the steal it's David! 211 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,340 The tribe has spoken. 212 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:28,580 Correct. Double points to you. The tribe has spoken. 213 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:31,940 Correct. Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 214 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:37,780 Jeff was actually desperate to have a catchphrase, 215 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:40,020 and Mark Burnett was like, "Don't... Just forget about it." 216 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,860 And he was actually... he was dismissing him. 217 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,100 He said, "Look, you're not going to have a catchphrase. 218 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,820 "The tribe has spoken. That's it." 219 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,820 And Jeff was like, "Oh!" 220 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:50,220 (LAUGHTER) 221 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:51,580 Roughly what happened. 222 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,060 US Survivor producers were forced to apologise 223 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:58,740 after contestant Colby Donaldson visited the Great Barrier Reef... 224 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,820 He stole coral. 225 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,900 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 226 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,740 ..and souvenired pieces of what animal? 227 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:04,620 Coral is correct. 228 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:09,260 Yeah, the show also flew a helicopter through sensitive areas 229 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:10,620 where sea birds live. 230 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:12,500 (GROANING) 231 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,180 An advantage introduced in season 11 232 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:15,420 took the form of a token An advantage introduced in season 11 233 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:16,980 took the form of a token known as the... 234 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:18,940 Anna for the steal. Immunity idol. 235 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:22,460 Correct! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 236 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,780 ..hidden immunity WHAT? 237 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,020 Idol is correct. 238 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,660 It means that you can't get voted out when you've got immunity. 239 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,780 On Hard Quiz, we don't have an immunity idol. 240 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,300 The only way to get that is by not being a dead shit. 241 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,260 (LAUGHTER) 242 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:40,900 Seeking the chance to see loved ones in a family visit episode, 243 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:44,380 season 7's Jonny Fairplay lied about the death... 244 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,900 He lied that his grandmother had died. 245 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,780 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 246 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,580 He'd actually pre-arranged it with his friend, hadn't he? 247 00:07:59,580 --> 00:07:59,820 He'd actually pre-arranged it with his friend, hadn't he? Yeah, his... 248 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:00,580 Yeah, his... 249 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:00,820 It was years ago, Yeah, his... 250 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,700 It was years ago, but his grandmother's still alive. 251 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:02,940 It was years ago, Yeah. 252 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,820 Yeah. 253 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,540 (LAUGHTER) 254 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,540 Last question in your set, Patrick. 255 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:11,500 2019's Australian Survivor: Champions vs Contenders 256 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,980 was won by Pia Miranda. 257 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:14,340 Patrick. 258 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:17,220 That was going to be my answer, I suppose. 259 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:17,980 (LAUGHTER) 260 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,420 The runner-up was Baden. 261 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,020 Incorrect. I'll finish the question. 262 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:23,260 ..star of which high school Incorrect. I'll finish the question. 263 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,580 ..star of which high school coming-of-age... 264 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,700 Anna for the steal. Looking For Alibrandi. 265 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,980 Correct. Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 266 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,420 ..which coming-of-age movie? 267 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:33,380 Looking For Alibrandi is correct. 268 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,660 Australian Survivor is hosted by Jonathan LaPaglia, 269 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:39,620 and, yeah, his brother was also in that film. 270 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,380 His brother was in that film with Pia Miranda. 271 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,220 I'm just saying the whole thing is rigged. 272 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,820 (LAUGHTER) 273 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:48,180 Time now for Anna and James Herriot books. 274 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:48,420 Time now for Anna (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 275 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:52,340 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 276 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,460 Charting his life as a vet, 277 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:56,780 the title of James Herriot's All Creatures Great and Small 278 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,020 the title of James Herriot's is taken from which hymn? 279 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,260 is taken from which hymn? 280 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:00,540 All Things Bright And Beautiful. 281 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,140 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 282 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:07,820 That's also the title of his second collection. 283 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:11,700 James Alfred White decided on the pen name James Herriot 284 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:16,500 after seeing Jim Herriot play for Birmingham in what sport? 285 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,420 Soccer. 286 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,140 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 287 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,300 Do you know why he used a pen name? 288 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:28,940 The Royal Veterinary Society did not allow you to publicise yourself 289 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:29,180 The Royal Veterinary Society did not when you were a practising vet. 290 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:30,220 when you were a practising vet. 291 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:30,460 That right. You couldn't advertise, when you were a practising vet. 292 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,020 That right. You couldn't advertise, so he just made it up. 293 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:33,260 That right. You couldn't advertise, In the Lord God Made Them All, 294 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,540 In the Lord God Made Them All, 295 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,540 Herriot uses an artificial vagina 296 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:36,780 to defend himself Herriot uses an artificial vagina 297 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:39,020 to defend himself against what animal? 298 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,140 (LAUGHTER) Anna. 299 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:40,380 (LAUGHTER) A bull. 300 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,140 A bull. 301 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:41,380 Correct. A bull. 302 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:44,140 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 303 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,620 I didn't... That's in a book, isn't it? 304 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,900 Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah. (LAUGHS) 305 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,300 What actually happened? 306 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,060 It's about artificial insemination. Right. 307 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:53,300 It's about artificial insemination. You've got to try and collect the... 308 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,620 You've got to try and collect the... 309 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,540 Yeah. Don't do hand movements. 310 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,740 (LAUGHTER) 311 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,940 Just keep your hand and just... 312 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:04,180 And then the bull didn't like it and he got cross 313 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,660 and he had sort of nothing except the... 314 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:05,900 and he had sort of nothing (LAUGHTER) 315 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,660 (LAUGHTER) 316 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:12,940 The success of the books led to a 1975 film adaptation, 317 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:14,100 with Simon Ward as James 318 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,580 and which award-winning Welsh actor... 319 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,060 Anna. Anthony Hopkins. 320 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,340 Correct. 321 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,500 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 322 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,340 ..award-winning actor as fellow vet Siegfried Farnon? 323 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,940 Anthony Hopkins is correct. 324 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:27,500 Last question in your set, Anna. 325 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,380 Finding several of them nestled in a pile of straw for warmth, 326 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,620 Herriot writes that there's no better judge of comfort 327 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:34,580 than what animal? 328 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,020 A cat. 329 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:36,260 Correct. A cat. 330 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,500 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 331 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,020 Five from five. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 332 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,980 Next set of questions is for David on Shane Warne. 333 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,140 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Warnie. 334 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,580 In 1993, with the first ball of his Ashes debut, 335 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:58,100 Warne dismissed Mike Gatting with the delivery... 336 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:58,340 Warne dismissed Mike Gatting Peter for the steal. 337 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,180 Peter for the steal. 338 00:10:59,180 --> 00:10:59,420 Leg break. Peter for the steal. 339 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,300 Leg break. Incorrect. 340 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:01,540 Leg break. I'll finish the question. David. 341 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,780 I'll finish the question. David. 342 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,300 Ball of the century. 343 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:05,540 Correct. Ball of the century. 344 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,180 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 345 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,900 ..a delivery known as the ball of the WHAT? 346 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:09,140 ..a delivery known as The century is correct. 347 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,140 The century is correct. 348 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:11,380 In 1995, Warne chose 23 as his number The century is correct. 349 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:15,980 In 1995, Warne chose 23 as his number for one-day international cricket, 350 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:18,860 having previously worn it while playing what sport? 351 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,300 Footy. Correct. 352 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,420 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 353 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,540 Yeah, he originally wanted to be a footballer 354 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,780 and he played for St Kilda under-19s. 355 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,020 And, yeah, if he hadn't been dropped 356 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,780 he may have never played cricket for Australia. 357 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,500 Warne was suspected of sledging Australian teammate Scott Muller 358 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:36,740 Warne was suspected of sledging by saying "Can't bowl, can't throw," 359 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,980 by saying "Can't bowl, can't throw," 360 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:41,100 with the blame eventually taken by... 361 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:41,340 with the blame eventually For the steal it's Peter! 362 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,300 For the steal it's Peter! 363 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,660 Joe the Cameraman. Correct. 364 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,100 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 365 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,580 Yeah, here he is talking about it on A Current Affair. 366 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,980 MAN: Appearing tonight on A Current Affair with Shane Warne, 367 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:58,500 Joe admits making that "Can't bowl, can't throw," jibe about Muller 368 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,580 during the second test against Pakistan in Hobart. 369 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:07,740 I stand behind the camera for six hours during the day 370 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:07,980 I stand behind the camera filming the cricket, 371 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:08,820 filming the cricket, 372 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:09,060 and it's just a comment filming the cricket, 373 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,300 and it's just a comment that I was saying 374 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,060 to another cameraman standing right next to me 375 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,500 and an effects mike has picked it up. 376 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,660 I know it's upset you, mate. 377 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,180 I apologise. 378 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:18,420 (LAUGHTER) I apologise. 379 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,460 (LAUGHTER) Utter bullshit. 380 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,140 So they bring him in to do an interview, 381 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:22,380 So they bring him in and in typical Channel 9 style, 382 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:23,500 and in typical Channel 9 style, 383 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:23,740 they put headphones on him and in typical Channel 9 style, 384 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,980 they put headphones on him and put him behind a camera 385 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,020 so you know that he's a cameraman. 386 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,740 (LAUGHTER) 387 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:30,980 After helping Australian win (LAUGHTER) 388 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,580 After helping Australian win the 1997 Ashes, 389 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:37,260 Warne celebrated on the dressing room balcony by dancing while holding... 390 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:37,500 Warne celebrated on the dressing room Patrick for the steal. 391 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,580 Patrick for the steal. 392 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,100 He was holding a stump. 393 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,140 Correct. Double points to you. 394 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,700 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 395 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,780 There he is there at his Warnie best. 396 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:52,660 Alright, last question in your set, David. 397 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,020 Named after Warne 398 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:58,260 following its discovery in outback South Australia and Queensland 399 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:01,900 is a network of what geological features? 400 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,140 Underground volcanoes. 401 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,580 Correct. 402 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,940 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 403 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,060 Yeah, it's called the Warnie Volcanic Province. 404 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,500 Last set in the expert round, it's Peter and the Dam Busters. 405 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:16,740 Last set in the expert round, (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 406 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,540 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 407 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:26,460 The Dam Busters was a 1943 Allied air raid on three German dams 408 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,780 using modified bomber aircraft named after which English city? 409 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,020 using modified bomber aircraft For the steal it's David. 410 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:30,980 For the steal it's David. 411 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,780 Lancaster. Correct! 412 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,820 Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 413 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,980 With the dams protected by torpedo nets, 414 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,020 engineer Barnes Wallis developed the idea of bouncing bombs 415 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,900 by using a tub of water and what children's toy? 416 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,340 Marbles. Correct. 417 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:52,700 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 418 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,780 Yeah, that's how they worked. 419 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,860 They bounced along the surface of the water 420 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,740 so that they could bounce over the torpedo nets, hit the damn, 421 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,260 and then sink to the bottom, where they exploded. 422 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:05,900 The Dam Busters bombs had to be dropped from exactly 60 feet 423 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,260 when the plane's two spotlights created what symbol 424 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:08,500 when the plane's two spotlights on the water's surface? 425 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,580 on the water's surface? 426 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,060 Figure eight. Correct. 427 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,860 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 428 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:17,660 Yeah, a hydraulic motor actually gave them backspin 429 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:17,900 Yeah, a hydraulic motor actually so they'd bounce the right way, 430 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900 so they'd bounce the right way, 431 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,140 because if they had front spin, so they'd bounce the right way, 432 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,380 because if they had front spin, they would have sunk straightaway, 433 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,220 whereas the backspin made them jump up. 434 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:23,460 whereas the backspin It was like a Warnie flipper. 435 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,900 It was like a Warnie flipper. 436 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,700 Aspiring to fly from a young age, 437 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:27,940 Dam Busters Wing Commander Aspiring to fly from a young age, 438 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:29,620 Dam Busters Wing Commander Guy Gibson 439 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:29,860 Dam Busters Wing Commander collected books by W.E. Johns 440 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:32,100 collected books by W.E. Johns 441 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,300 centred around what fictional pilot? 442 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,540 David for the steal. 443 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,660 Captain Biggles. Correct. 444 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,180 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Double points to you. 445 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,220 Last question in your set, Peter. 446 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,060 In this Death Star attack scene, 447 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:46,300 Star Wars borrows heavily In this Death Star attack scene, 448 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,100 Star Wars borrows heavily from the 1955 film The Dam Busters 449 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,020 with what star fighters replacing the Lancaster bombers? 450 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:53,260 with what star fighters replacing For the steal it's Patrick. 451 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,140 For the steal it's Patrick. 452 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,020 X-Wings. 453 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,500 Correct! 454 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,980 Double points to you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 455 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,020 Alright, we've burned through their subjects. 456 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:04,260 Alright, we've burned through Now let's burn through mine. 457 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,100 Now let's burn through mine. 458 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,580 This week I've been really getting into Jingles. 459 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,100 This round is multiple choice. Select your answers on your screens. 460 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,500 Then press the buzzer to lock in the answer. 461 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:22,060 Composed in 1930 by Australian grocer Albert Francis Lenertz 462 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:25,060 and heard on radio a hundred times a day in the 1940s 463 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:25,300 and heard on radio is the jingle for which product? 464 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,740 is the jingle for which product? 465 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,100 The answer is... 466 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,980 ..C Aeroplane Jelly. 467 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,620 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 468 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:46,780 # I like Aeroplane Jelly 469 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,500 # Aeroplane Jelly for me. # 470 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,620 Which one of these actors played a successful jingle writer 471 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:54,860 Which one of these actors played on a long-running television show? 472 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,580 on a long-running television show? 473 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,180 The answer is... 474 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,100 ..D, Charlie Sheen. 475 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,500 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 476 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,340 Peter, you're crawling your way back into the game there. 477 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,580 Yeah, Chuck Lorre was the creator of Two And A Half Men, 478 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,540 and he actually wrote... 479 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,500 ..he actually wrote the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 480 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:28,380 Which jingle composed by Australian advertising agency Mojo 481 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:28,620 Which jingle composed by Australian became a two-time Top 10 hit? 482 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,860 became a two-time Top 10 hit? 483 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,460 The answer is... 484 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,020 C, C'mon Aussie C'mon. 485 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:47,660 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 486 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:47,900 It's working title (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 487 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,020 It's working title was actually Carn... 488 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:51,260 It's working title (LAUGHTER) 489 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,500 (LAUGHTER) 490 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,180 Created by Bryce Courtenay in 1957 491 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:57,420 with a jingle composed Created by Bryce Courtenay in 1957 492 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,780 with a jingle composed five years later, 493 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,420 the character Louis the Fly was voiced for 50 years 494 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:02,660 the character Louis the Fly by which actor? 495 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,860 by which actor? 496 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,380 The answer is... 497 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,460 ..A, Ross Higgins. 498 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,180 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 499 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:23,780 Higgins went on to play Ted Bullpitt in Kingswood Country. 500 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,620 To our younger viewers, I recommend you go and watch it online. 501 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:26,860 To our younger viewers, I recommend It will really amaze you. 502 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,460 It will really amaze you. 503 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:32,900 (LAUGHTER) 504 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,140 Last question in my round's worth double points. (LAUGHTER) 505 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,420 Last question in my round's worth double points. 506 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:38,660 A 1960s UK Jingle for Kellogg's Rice Krispies 507 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,180 was written and performed by which band? 508 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:51,020 (LAUGHTER) 509 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,140 Alright, the answer is... 510 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,220 ..A, The Rolling Stones. 511 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,020 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 512 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,660 Alright, at the end of my round, 513 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,500 Patrick and Peter, you're both on 30, 514 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:08,740 which means it's time Patrick and Peter, you're both on 30, 515 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,500 which means it's time for a bloody Hard Off! 516 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,180 That's right. One of you will survive. 517 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,020 I'll ask just one question. 518 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,460 First to buzz in, you will answer. 519 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,900 If you're right you're staying. If you're wrong you're dead to me. 520 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,700 You ready? 521 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,380 Which stain is harder to remove - 522 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,020 black Sharpie pen or chocolate syrup? 523 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,020 Patrick. 524 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,780 Chocolate syrup. 525 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,700 Incorrect. (AUDIENCE GROANS) 526 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,140 Patrick, that means you're dead to me. Get over here. 527 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:34,380 Patrick, that means you're dead (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 528 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,340 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 529 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,020 You've been dudded, haven't you, really? 530 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:46,260 You've been dudded, So it must feel good, 531 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,420 So it must feel good, 532 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,180 because you feel like a contestant on Survivor who's been ripped off. 533 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,700 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 534 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:51,940 Yeah. Alright. Well, the tribe has spoken. 535 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,260 Alright. Well, the tribe has spoken. 536 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,940 Out! 537 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:58,140 (CHEERING APPLAUSE) (LAUGHS) 538 00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:58,380 (CHEERING APPLAUSE) There he goes. 539 00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,260 There he goes. 540 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,500 Laying it on thick. 541 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,140 You guessed it. It's the People's Round. 542 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,540 Pack up the marbles. Play along at home. 543 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:09,780 Your time starts now. Play along at home. 544 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,340 Your time starts now. 545 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:14,980 Which Australian soap is set in Summer Bay? 546 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,300 Home And Away. Yes. 547 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,820 A left-handed person is known as a WHAT dooker? 548 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,700 A mollydooker. Yes. 549 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,940 In a car the letters ABS stand for WHAT braking system? 550 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,180 David. Automatic. 551 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,380 No, antilock. 552 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:26,620 If I say hooroo, No, antilock. 553 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,700 If I say hooroo, am I coming or going? 554 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,460 Going. Yes. 555 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:31,700 Going. Due to its long straight tusk, 556 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,900 Due to its long straight tusk, 557 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,820 which whale is sometimes called the unicorn of the sea? 558 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,660 Narwhal. Yes. 559 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,660 To attempt to make peace is to offer a WHAT branch? 560 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,180 Olive branch. Yes. 561 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,500 The volcanic island of Krakatoa is located in which country? 562 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,460 Indonesia. Yes. 563 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:50,620 The Last Supper and Mona Lisa are works by which Renaissance... 564 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,460 Da Vinci. Yes. 565 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,500 ..which Renaissance artist? 566 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,300 Da Vinci is correct. Times up. 567 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,740 At the end of the People's Round, Peter, you're at the bottom on 35. 568 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,540 Get over here. 569 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,420 (APPLAUSE) 570 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,340 Alright, Peter. 571 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,420 Now, before we go, as a member of the Liberal Party, 572 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,060 would you like to say that this show was balanced? 573 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,460 Will I get out of here alive if I don't? 574 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,260 You better say it's balanced. I'm in enemy territory, of course. 575 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,500 It's not enemy territory 'cause we're the ABC. 576 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,380 We have no bias whatsoever. (LAUGHTER) 577 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,900 But I am going to use my left hand to kick you out. Out! 578 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,500 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 579 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,740 There he goes. 580 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,060 Alright, only two left. 581 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,500 Who's going to be the Hard Quiz Champion? 582 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:36,740 Who's going to be Anna and David, get over here, 583 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:37,780 Anna and David, get over here, 584 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,580 because it's time to play Hard Quiz. 585 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,660 Shane Warne vs James Herriot Books. 586 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,260 Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz champion 587 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,660 who gets to take home the limited edition big brass mug. 588 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,660 What will you do with the mug if you win? 589 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:54,900 What will you do with the mug Tom, I'll text Warnie 590 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,660 Tom, I'll text Warnie 591 00:20:56,660 --> 00:21:00,340 and ask him if he'll swap it for an Ashes figurine. 592 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,860 OK. 593 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,180 What about you, Anna? 594 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:06,780 Well, I had to read about 10 books to come on the show. 595 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,460 So I think would make a perfect bookend. 596 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:08,700 So I think would make OK. 597 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,940 OK. 598 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,060 (APPLAUSE) (LAUGHS) 599 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,500 Bit polite. It's best of five penalty shoot-out style. 600 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,140 Harder questions on your expert subject. 601 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,780 So, it's David's knowledge of Shane Warne 602 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:20,020 versus Anna's knowledge of James Herriot books. 603 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:20,260 versus Anna's knowledge Let's play...hard! 604 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,140 Let's play...hard! 605 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:22,340 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Let's play...hard! 606 00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:26,380 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 607 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,180 David. 608 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:32,380 Behind only Glenn McGrath in the record books, 609 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:37,940 Shane Warne has achieved what cricketing feat 102 times? 610 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,060 That's a fantastic stat, Tom. 611 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,780 102 times. 612 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,620 Certainly not bowled. 613 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,580 He's done far more of those. 614 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,500 102 times. I would say... 615 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,900 I think the answer is dismissed the batsman for a duck. 616 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,900 Correct. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 617 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:13,300 Yeah, he's also in the top five for most ducks scored in tests. 618 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,180 That's right. He's had 34 ducks. 619 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,340 That's right. But it's not his forte, obviously. 620 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,180 Very good. 621 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,340 Anna. 622 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:25,780 Discovering a half-frozen kitten in the novel Vet In Harness, 623 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,220 farmer's wife Mrs Butler says, 624 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,380 she'll give him the old cure, 625 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:31,860 which is doing what? 626 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,220 (GROANS) 627 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,700 I'm not immediately coming to mind on that one. 628 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,260 The old cure, I would say... 629 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,620 ..wrapping him in a blanket 630 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:47,860 and putting him in the... ..wrapping him in a blanket 631 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,860 and putting him in the... putting him by the fire. 632 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,580 Incorrect. 633 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:53,820 The correct answer is Incorrect. 634 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:57,780 The correct answer is putting him in the oven. 635 00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:00,540 (LAUGHS) Strewth. 636 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:00,780 (LAUGHS) But to thaw. So... 637 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,020 But to thaw. So... 638 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,260 To explain it, in the old days they used to have a big oven 639 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,820 and there would be a fire in part of it 640 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,580 and then there'd be other compartments 641 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,740 for thawing things out and cooking them. 642 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,860 So you'd... You'd put... You wouldn't cook the cat but you'd... 643 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:12,100 So you'd... You'd put... You wouldn't (LAUGHTER) 644 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,380 (LAUGHTER) 645 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,220 You'd just put it in the other part of the oven 646 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:16,460 You'd just put it and it would slowly warm up. 647 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,420 and it would slowly warm up. 648 00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:17,660 It's supposed to be a cosy image. and it would slowly warm up. 649 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,500 It's supposed to be a cosy image. Not a bleak image. 650 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:21,740 It's supposed to be a cosy image. David. 651 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,020 David. 652 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:28,100 Warne has said that in his first year wearing the baggy green, 653 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,780 his Cricket Australia contract paid him so little 654 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:34,340 that he had to do what job on Friday nights? 655 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:40,820 He had a range of jobs in his youth. 656 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:44,500 I know he worked for Forty Winks for a while selling beds. 657 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,940 I think he worked for a jeweller. 658 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,820 He also... 659 00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:57,500 ..was a mean delivery pizza driver. 660 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,580 So that's my answer. He delivered pizzas. 661 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,020 Correct. 662 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:04,460 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 663 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,740 Yeah, his contract gave him only $3,000 a year 664 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:09,980 Yeah, his contract gave him up until the 1993 Ashes Test, 665 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,860 up until the 1993 Ashes Test, 666 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:15,060 and then after that it was $10,000 a year. 667 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,180 A lot more. Yeah. 668 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:17,980 He deserved every cent. Yeah. 669 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,060 But he ended up making all his money from sponsorship. 670 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,500 As you do, no doubt. 671 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,980 Um... (LAUGHTER) 672 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,100 For Tony Barlow Menswear? No. I don't... 673 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:31,340 For Tony Barlow Menswear? No. This is... Nothing. 674 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:32,860 No. This is... Nothing. 675 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:36,260 There's no... I don't even know what this is. Anyway. 676 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,260 It's from St Vincent de Paul this suit, I think. 677 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:38,500 It's from St Vincent de Paul (LAUGHTER) 678 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,740 (LAUGHTER) 679 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,380 Anna. 680 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:41,620 Herriot's home surgery Anna. 681 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,860 Herriot's home surgery is now a museum, 682 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,100 which credits TV repeats 683 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,100 and a particular story line from the books 684 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,980 for attracting large numbers of visitors from what nation? 685 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:57,740 The US I think is the nation that the visitors come from. 686 00:24:57,740 --> 00:25:01,220 The museum's called The World of James Herriot. 687 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:04,140 The story line... 688 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,860 ..I don't know, 689 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,140 but I'm guessing most of the visitors are from the US. 690 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,660 Incorrect. 691 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:14,980 Ah! 692 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,460 It's Russia. 693 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:17,540 (LAUGHS) Oh, right. 694 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:17,780 Yes. (LAUGHS) Oh, right. 695 00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:19,500 Yes. Ah! 696 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,540 Yeah. The penny's dropped. 697 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,300 The penny's dropped. What are you thinking? 698 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,540 He was...he went on a cruise to Russia 699 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,780 as a vet on an animal transport ship 700 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,580 and he stopped at a couple of ports. 701 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,620 So that must be it. 702 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:34,300 Yeah, and as a result it became very popular in that...in Russia. 703 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:34,540 Yeah, and as a result it became And so a lot of Russians visit 704 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,740 And so a lot of Russians visit 705 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:35,980 and in fact the museum is in English And so a lot of Russians visit 706 00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,860 and in fact the museum is in English and Russian to accommodate them. 707 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:39,100 and in fact the museum is in English I did not know that. 708 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,300 I did not know that. 709 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,540 David. 710 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,740 In his autobiography, 711 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:47,500 Warne recalls Kerry Packer's advice to sell his blue Ferrari 712 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:47,740 Warne recalls Kerry Packer's advice to preserve his knockabout image. 713 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:50,020 to preserve his knockabout image. 714 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:56,780 He traded in the blue Ferrari, buying a VK Commodore and what other car? 715 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,740 A very flash car, Tom. 716 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:08,300 I'm thinking Packer said, "Sell the blue whatever it was, son," 717 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,820 and it was good advice. 718 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:16,380 Was the Aussie car and it was a... 719 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,420 ..a Ferrari. 720 00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,300 More information? 721 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:29,820 Jeez, tough crowd. 722 00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:33,300 A... (LAUGHTER) 723 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,420 ..a Ferrari 360. 724 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,900 Correct. 725 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,540 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 726 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,140 Yeah, so he traded in the blue Ferrari 727 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:49,380 Yeah, so he traded in so he wouldn't seem up himself, 728 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,660 so he wouldn't seem up himself, 729 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:53,740 and he bought a VK Commodore and just...and another Ferrari. 730 00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,700 As you do. 731 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,180 'Cause he said... 732 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:58,660 He said, "Lying low hasn't been my thing." 733 00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:58,900 He said, (LAUGHTER) 734 00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,940 (LAUGHTER) 735 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:02,220 Yeah, Warnie, we've noticed. 736 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,620 (LAUGHTER) 737 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,020 Anna, you need to get this right. 738 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,820 If you get it wrong, David, you are tonight's Hard Quiz Champion. 739 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:10,060 Anna, in All Creatures, 740 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:13,660 it's revealed that Siegfried once spent half a morning 741 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:17,980 erroneously trying to stuff a cow's prolapsed uterus 742 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:18,780 up its rectum. 743 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,940 It's vet humour. 744 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,100 (LAUGHS) 745 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,860 What really worried him about the experience? 746 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,540 Um... 747 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:35,900 So they did spend a lot of time with prolapsed uteruses in the '30s. 748 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:36,140 So they did spend a lot of time Um... 749 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,860 Um... 750 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:42,660 I'm going to say it worried him 751 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,580 that he was... 752 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,620 ..trying to... 753 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:56,620 He didn't realise he was sticking it into the wrong, um, orifice. 754 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:56,860 He didn't realise he was sticking it (LAUGHTER) 755 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,820 (LAUGHTER) 756 00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,420 Incorrect. 757 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:01,660 (GROANING) 758 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:04,420 He was really worried because he nearly succeeded. 759 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:05,740 (LAUGHTER) 760 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:08,300 Which means, David, you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion! 761 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:08,540 Which means, David, you are (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 762 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,580 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 763 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:10,780 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Anna, you know what this means. Out! 764 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:13,220 Anna, you know what this means. Out! 765 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,900 (APPLAUSE) 766 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,060 There she goes. 767 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:23,420 Congratulations, David. You are tonight's Hard Quiz champion. 768 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,900 You get the big brass mug and you get to do the sign-off. 769 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,620 Thanks for playing hard! 770 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:28,860 If you think you've got what it takes to take home the big brass mug Thanks for playing hard! 771 00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:32,140 If you think you've got what it takes to take home the big brass mug 772 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:32,380 If you think you've got what it head to hardquizcasting.com.au 773 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,700 head to hardquizcasting.com.au 774 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:34,940 Tell us your expert subject head to hardquizcasting.com.au 775 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:38,300 Tell us your expert subject and be prepared to fail. Hard! 776 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:38,540 Tell us your expert subject (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 777 00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,140 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 778 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:40,340 Captions by Red Bee Media (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 779 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,060 Captions by Red Bee Media 780 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:43,300 Captions by Red Bee Media Corporation 781 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,020 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 782 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:45,260 TOM: Good stuff. Corporation 783 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,100 TOM: Good stuff.