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ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz...
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Expert subject - Survivor.
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Expert subject -
James Herriot books.
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Expert subject - Shane Warne.
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Expert subject - The Dam Busters.
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Here's your host, Tom Gleeson.
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Yes. Hello.
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How are you?
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How are you?
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Peace.
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Welcome to Hard Quiz.
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These contestants are ham.
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Last one to be smoked will be
These contestants are ham.
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Last one to be smoked will be
tonight's Hard Quiz Champion.
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Last one to be smoked will be
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go to the ABC TV socials.
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To be part of the show at home,
go to the ABC TV socials.
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Let's say hello.
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Let's say hello.
G'day, Peter.
Tom, how are you?
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G'day, Peter.
Tom, how are you?
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Now, you're into the Dam Busters.
Yes.
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What first started the interest?
Was it the movie?
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No, probably the first serious book
I read at primary school.
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OK.
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Quite possibly the only book
I read at school.
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Nonetheless, the interest
kept up from there.
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You look like an RAF pilot.
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Well, I'm Italian,
so it goes with the territory.
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Well, I'm Italian,
Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache.
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Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache.
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Do you do twirl your moustache
Yeah, I know. Well, the moustache.
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Do you do twirl your moustache
while you read the Dam Buster books?
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I used to.
Used to?
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Long time ago.
Used to use a bit of wax too.
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Oh, yeah.
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When you were in primary school?
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(LAUGHTER)
Almost. (LAUGHS)
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Now, you're heavily involved
in the Liberal Party.
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Yeah, I am.
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Yeah, I am.
Ah, don't...
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Ah, don't...
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I didn't think I put that
Ah, don't...
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I didn't think I put that
on the form.
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I'm probably an imposter here.
Let's do that again, OK?
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I'm probably an imposter here.
'Cause we are balanced at the ABC.
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'Cause we are balanced at the ABC.
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(LAUGHTER)
'Cause we are balanced at the ABC.
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(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHS) Of course!
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What I'd like is just a polite round
of applause for the Liberal Party.
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What I'd like is just a polite round
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You're heavily involved
in the Liberal Party. Oh!
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You're heavily involved
Oh! Some fans are in tonight.
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Oh! Some fans are in tonight.
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I'm in enemy territory here.
Oh! Some fans are in tonight.
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I'm in enemy territory here.
OK.
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When you won the election,
did you twirl your moustache?
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(LAUGHTER)
Oh, we were very happy, yes.
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"Go, ScoMo! Go, ScoMo!"
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(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHS) Not quite.
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David.
Tom. Good evening.
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Shane Warne is your expert subject.
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Why are you a fan?
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Is it his off-field antics
or his cricket?
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He's a sporting Icarus
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that sometimes flies
too close to the sun.
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OK.
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I think he walks around on the sun
sometimes, doesn't he?
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In a fantastic range
of underwear yes.
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Yes.
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Well, being a fan of his cricket
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how do you cope
with his off-field behaviour?
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Does it annoy you or you just
don't pay attention to it?
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Does it annoy you or you just
He's a flawed genius on some levels.
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He's a flawed genius on some levels.
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But basically
he's just another bloke
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who can't keep his pants zipped.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Have you met him?
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I've seen him in action.
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I was this close to him
once in South Africa,
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but I haven't actually met him.
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OK. What does that... "This close."
What does that mean?
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He was coming off the field
and I was yelling out to him
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but a security dog was in the way
so we didn't get to speak.
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but a security dog was in the way
OK. What did you yell at him?
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OK. What did you yell at him?
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I said, "Well bowled, Shane,"
or something like that.
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When you said you were that close
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I was picturing you behind him
at the urinal.
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(LAUGHTER)
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"G'day, Shane."
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(LAUGHTER)
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You're a crime reporter...
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Guilty.
..for The Post.
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Guilty.
It's a suburban paper in Perth.
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It's a suburban paper in Perth.
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Is that right?
It's a suburban paper in Perth.
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Is that right?
That's right.
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So what kind of crime reporting
do you do?
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Do you, like, write reports
about stolen wheelie bins?
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Ah, teenagers driving
unlicensed vehicles, Tom.
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Oh. Hoons.
Hoons.
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Often after 9pm.
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Unregistered dogs.
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Yeah, oh.
Unregistered dogs.
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Yeah, oh.
There's a lot of that about.
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Yeah, oh.
Unregistered dogs.
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Unregistered dogs.
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Everything from A to B, really,
and back again.
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Oh, right.
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So you work
at an independent newspaper...
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Yes.
..that makes money.
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Yes. I'm afraid so.
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What the (BLEEP) is going on there?
I don't know.
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We're the last newspaper
in the country
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that's not owned
by Rupert Murdoch or Kerry Stokes.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
I don't know...
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Hey.
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We've got to show balance here.
(LAUGHTER)
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We're also fans of their work
as well.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Anna.
Yes. Hi, Tom.
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You're into James Herriot books.
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How would you describe them
to our younger viewers?
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They are... He's a vet
in the Yorkshire Dales.
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OK.
And they're very funny.
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Alright.
(LAUGHS)
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We've got some photos of you
in your 20s
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when you visited...
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(LAUGHS)
..the Herriot Trail
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in the Yorkshire Dales.
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Looks rather lonely there.
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(LAUGHS) That's the Herriot Trail.
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OK. And so what do you do
on the Herriot Trail
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other than just
wander around paddocks?
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other than just
You just wander around paddocks.
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You just wander around paddocks.
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Is that it?
You look at the scenery.
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When was that?
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That was in the '90s.
'90s.
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I shouldn't have asked.
I could tell by the jumper.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
And the shoes actually.
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And the shoes, yeah.
Need it now.
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Patrick.
Hi, Tom.
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Now, you're into Survivor.
Yes.
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Is that a Survivor scarf
you've got there?
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Yeah, a buff.
Yeah, which one?
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From season 10, and it's
the Koror tribe from season 10.
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OK.
My favourite tribe ever.
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(LAUGHTER)
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You have a favourite tribe?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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There's been a lot
and they're my favourite.
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There's been a lot
They were the most dominant.
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They were the most dominant.
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They had the best winner...
Yeah.
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..in my opinion.
OK.
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..in my opinion.
Alright, you sound excited about it.
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Alright, you sound excited about it.
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(LAUGHTER)
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What is it that you love
(LAUGHTER)
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What is it that you love
about Survivor?
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What is it that you love
It's the best show in the world.
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It's the best show in the world.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Apart from Hard Quiz,
(LAUGHTER)
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Apart from Hard Quiz,
it's the best show.
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Apart from Hard Quiz,
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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Alright.
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So, are you going to use
any strategy tonight?
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Yeah, absolutely.
OK.
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Would you feel more comfortable
doing this show
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if you were tired and hungry
and had your shirt off?
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if you were tired and hungry
Yeah. Definitely.
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Yeah. Definitely.
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I can unbutton if you want.
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(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)
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Ooh.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
Ooh.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
Oh, they're keen.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
So how much do you love the show?
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So how much do you love the show?
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Like, how dedicated are you to it?
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I've watched every single episode,
Like, how dedicated are you to it?
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I've watched every single episode,
some of them multiple times,
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I've watched every single episode,
and there's been over 550 episodes.
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and there's been over 550 episodes.
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Is it true you keep
a life-size cut-out of Jeff Probst
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in your bedroom?
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Yes.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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Let's play...hard!
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Win or lose five points.
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Steal an answer, double points.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
Steal an answer, double points.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
on your expert subject.
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Right, you get five points. Wrong,
I will take five points from you.
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The rest of you can steal
at any time to get double points.
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Let's start with Patrick
and his expert subject, Survivor.
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Let's start with Patrick
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Most Survivor episodes end
with the tribal council,
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where a player is voted out
and informed by the host
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that the tribe has WHAT?
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For the steal it's David!
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The tribe has spoken.
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Correct. Double points to you.
The tribe has spoken.
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Correct. Double points to you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Jeff was actually desperate
to have a catchphrase,
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and Mark Burnett was like,
"Don't... Just forget about it."
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And he was actually...
he was dismissing him.
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He said, "Look, you're not
going to have a catchphrase.
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"The tribe has spoken. That's it."
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And Jeff was like, "Oh!"
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(LAUGHTER)
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Roughly what happened.
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US Survivor producers
were forced to apologise
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after contestant Colby Donaldson
visited the Great Barrier Reef...
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He stole coral.
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Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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..and souvenired pieces
of what animal?
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Coral is correct.
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Yeah, the show also flew a helicopter
through sensitive areas
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where sea birds live.
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(GROANING)
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An advantage introduced in season 11
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took the form of a token
An advantage introduced in season 11
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took the form of a token
known as the...
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Anna for the steal.
Immunity idol.
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Correct!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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..hidden immunity WHAT?
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Idol is correct.
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It means that you can't get
voted out when you've got immunity.
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On Hard Quiz,
we don't have an immunity idol.
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The only way to get that
is by not being a dead shit.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Seeking the chance to see loved ones
in a family visit episode,
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season 7's Jonny Fairplay
lied about the death...
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He lied that
his grandmother had died.
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Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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He'd actually pre-arranged it
with his friend, hadn't he?
247
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He'd actually pre-arranged it
with his friend, hadn't he?
Yeah, his...
248
00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:00,580
Yeah, his...
249
00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:00,820
It was years ago,
Yeah, his...
250
00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,700
It was years ago,
but his grandmother's still alive.
251
00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:02,940
It was years ago,
Yeah.
252
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,820
Yeah.
253
00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,540
(LAUGHTER)
254
00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,540
Last question in your set, Patrick.
255
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2019's Australian Survivor:
Champions vs Contenders
256
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was won by Pia Miranda.
257
00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:14,340
Patrick.
258
00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:17,220
That was going to be my answer,
I suppose.
259
00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:17,980
(LAUGHTER)
260
00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,420
The runner-up was Baden.
261
00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,020
Incorrect. I'll finish the question.
262
00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:23,260
..star of which high school
Incorrect. I'll finish the question.
263
00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,580
..star of which high school
coming-of-age...
264
00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,700
Anna for the steal.
Looking For Alibrandi.
265
00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,980
Correct. Double points to you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
266
00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,420
..which coming-of-age movie?
267
00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:33,380
Looking For Alibrandi is correct.
268
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,660
Australian Survivor is hosted
by Jonathan LaPaglia,
269
00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:39,620
and, yeah, his brother
was also in that film.
270
00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,380
His brother was in that film
with Pia Miranda.
271
00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,220
I'm just saying
the whole thing is rigged.
272
00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,820
(LAUGHTER)
273
00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:48,180
Time now for Anna
and James Herriot books.
274
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Time now for Anna
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
275
00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:52,340
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
276
00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,460
Charting his life as a vet,
277
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the title of James Herriot's
All Creatures Great and Small
278
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the title of James Herriot's
is taken from which hymn?
279
00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,260
is taken from which hymn?
280
00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:00,540
All Things Bright And Beautiful.
281
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,140
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
282
00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:07,820
That's also the title
of his second collection.
283
00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:11,700
James Alfred White decided
on the pen name James Herriot
284
00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:16,500
after seeing Jim Herriot play
for Birmingham in what sport?
285
00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,420
Soccer.
286
00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,140
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
287
00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,300
Do you know why he used a pen name?
288
00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:28,940
The Royal Veterinary Society did not
allow you to publicise yourself
289
00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:29,180
The Royal Veterinary Society did not
when you were a practising vet.
290
00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:30,220
when you were a practising vet.
291
00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:30,460
That right. You couldn't advertise,
when you were a practising vet.
292
00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,020
That right. You couldn't advertise,
so he just made it up.
293
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:33,260
That right. You couldn't advertise,
In the Lord God Made Them All,
294
00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,540
In the Lord God Made Them All,
295
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,540
Herriot uses an artificial vagina
296
00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:36,780
to defend himself
Herriot uses an artificial vagina
297
00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:39,020
to defend himself
against what animal?
298
00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,140
(LAUGHTER)
Anna.
299
00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:40,380
(LAUGHTER)
A bull.
300
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,140
A bull.
301
00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:41,380
Correct.
A bull.
302
00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:44,140
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
303
00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,620
I didn't... That's in a book,
isn't it?
304
00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,900
Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah. (LAUGHS)
305
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,300
What actually happened?
306
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,060
It's about artificial insemination.
Right.
307
00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:53,300
It's about artificial insemination.
You've got to try and collect the...
308
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,620
You've got to try and collect the...
309
00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,540
Yeah. Don't do hand movements.
310
00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,740
(LAUGHTER)
311
00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,940
Just keep your hand and just...
312
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:04,180
And then the bull didn't like it
and he got cross
313
00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,660
and he had sort of nothing
except the...
314
00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:05,900
and he had sort of nothing
(LAUGHTER)
315
00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,660
(LAUGHTER)
316
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:12,940
The success of the books
led to a 1975 film adaptation,
317
00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:14,100
with Simon Ward as James
318
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,580
and which award-winning
Welsh actor...
319
00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,060
Anna.
Anthony Hopkins.
320
00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,340
Correct.
321
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,500
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
322
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,340
..award-winning actor
as fellow vet Siegfried Farnon?
323
00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,940
Anthony Hopkins is correct.
324
00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:27,500
Last question in your set, Anna.
325
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,380
Finding several of them nestled
in a pile of straw for warmth,
326
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,620
Herriot writes that
there's no better judge of comfort
327
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:34,580
than what animal?
328
00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,020
A cat.
329
00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:36,260
Correct.
A cat.
330
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,500
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
331
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,020
Five from five.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
332
00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,980
Next set of questions is for David
on Shane Warne.
333
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,140
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Warnie.
334
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,580
In 1993, with the first ball
of his Ashes debut,
335
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:58,100
Warne dismissed Mike Gatting
with the delivery...
336
00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:58,340
Warne dismissed Mike Gatting
Peter for the steal.
337
00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,180
Peter for the steal.
338
00:10:59,180 --> 00:10:59,420
Leg break.
Peter for the steal.
339
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,300
Leg break.
Incorrect.
340
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:01,540
Leg break.
I'll finish the question. David.
341
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,780
I'll finish the question. David.
342
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,300
Ball of the century.
343
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:05,540
Correct.
Ball of the century.
344
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,180
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
345
00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,900
..a delivery known as
the ball of the WHAT?
346
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:09,140
..a delivery known as
The century is correct.
347
00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,140
The century is correct.
348
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:11,380
In 1995, Warne chose 23 as his number
The century is correct.
349
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:15,980
In 1995, Warne chose 23 as his number
for one-day international cricket,
350
00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:18,860
having previously worn it
while playing what sport?
351
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,300
Footy.
Correct.
352
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,420
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
353
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,540
Yeah, he originally wanted to be
a footballer
354
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,780
and he played for St Kilda under-19s.
355
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,020
And, yeah, if he hadn't been dropped
356
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,780
he may have never played cricket
for Australia.
357
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,500
Warne was suspected of sledging
Australian teammate Scott Muller
358
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:36,740
Warne was suspected of sledging
by saying "Can't bowl, can't throw,"
359
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,980
by saying "Can't bowl, can't throw,"
360
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:41,100
with the blame eventually
taken by...
361
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:41,340
with the blame eventually
For the steal it's Peter!
362
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,300
For the steal it's Peter!
363
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,660
Joe the Cameraman.
Correct.
364
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,100
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
365
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,580
Yeah, here he is talking about it
on A Current Affair.
366
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,980
MAN: Appearing tonight on
A Current Affair with Shane Warne,
367
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:58,500
Joe admits making that "Can't bowl,
can't throw," jibe about Muller
368
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,580
during the second test
against Pakistan in Hobart.
369
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:07,740
I stand behind the camera
for six hours during the day
370
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:07,980
I stand behind the camera
filming the cricket,
371
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:08,820
filming the cricket,
372
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:09,060
and it's just a comment
filming the cricket,
373
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,300
and it's just a comment
that I was saying
374
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,060
to another cameraman
standing right next to me
375
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,500
and an effects mike
has picked it up.
376
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,660
I know it's upset you, mate.
377
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,180
I apologise.
378
00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:18,420
(LAUGHTER)
I apologise.
379
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,460
(LAUGHTER)
Utter bullshit.
380
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,140
So they bring him in
to do an interview,
381
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:22,380
So they bring him in
and in typical Channel 9 style,
382
00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:23,500
and in typical Channel 9 style,
383
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:23,740
they put headphones on him
and in typical Channel 9 style,
384
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,980
they put headphones on him
and put him behind a camera
385
00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,020
so you know that he's a cameraman.
386
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,740
(LAUGHTER)
387
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:30,980
After helping Australian win
(LAUGHTER)
388
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,580
After helping Australian win
the 1997 Ashes,
389
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:37,260
Warne celebrated on the dressing room
balcony by dancing while holding...
390
00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:37,500
Warne celebrated on the dressing room
Patrick for the steal.
391
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,580
Patrick for the steal.
392
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,100
He was holding a stump.
393
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,140
Correct. Double points to you.
394
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,700
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
395
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,780
There he is there
at his Warnie best.
396
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:52,660
Alright, last question
in your set, David.
397
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,020
Named after Warne
398
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:58,260
following its discovery in outback
South Australia and Queensland
399
00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:01,900
is a network of what
geological features?
400
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,140
Underground volcanoes.
401
00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,580
Correct.
402
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,940
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
403
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,060
Yeah, it's called
the Warnie Volcanic Province.
404
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,500
Last set in the expert round,
it's Peter and the Dam Busters.
405
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:16,740
Last set in the expert round,
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
406
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,540
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
407
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:26,460
The Dam Busters was a 1943 Allied
air raid on three German dams
408
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,780
using modified bomber aircraft
named after which English city?
409
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,020
using modified bomber aircraft
For the steal it's David.
410
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:30,980
For the steal it's David.
411
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,780
Lancaster.
Correct!
412
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,820
Double points to you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
413
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,980
With the dams protected
by torpedo nets,
414
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,020
engineer Barnes Wallis
developed the idea of bouncing bombs
415
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,900
by using a tub of water
and what children's toy?
416
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,340
Marbles.
Correct.
417
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:52,700
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
418
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,780
Yeah, that's how they worked.
419
00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,860
They bounced along the surface
of the water
420
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,740
so that they could bounce
over the torpedo nets, hit the damn,
421
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,260
and then sink to the bottom,
where they exploded.
422
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:05,900
The Dam Busters bombs had to be
dropped from exactly 60 feet
423
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,260
when the plane's two spotlights
created what symbol
424
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:08,500
when the plane's two spotlights
on the water's surface?
425
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,580
on the water's surface?
426
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,060
Figure eight.
Correct.
427
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,860
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
428
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:17,660
Yeah, a hydraulic motor actually
gave them backspin
429
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:17,900
Yeah, a hydraulic motor actually
so they'd bounce the right way,
430
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900
so they'd bounce the right way,
431
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,140
because if they had front spin,
so they'd bounce the right way,
432
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,380
because if they had front spin,
they would have sunk straightaway,
433
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,220
whereas the backspin
made them jump up.
434
00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:23,460
whereas the backspin
It was like a Warnie flipper.
435
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,900
It was like a Warnie flipper.
436
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,700
Aspiring to fly from a young age,
437
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:27,940
Dam Busters Wing Commander
Aspiring to fly from a young age,
438
00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:29,620
Dam Busters Wing Commander
Guy Gibson
439
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:29,860
Dam Busters Wing Commander
collected books by W.E. Johns
440
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:32,100
collected books by W.E. Johns
441
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,300
centred around what fictional pilot?
442
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,540
David for the steal.
443
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,660
Captain Biggles.
Correct.
444
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,180
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Double points to you.
445
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,220
Last question in your set, Peter.
446
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,060
In this Death Star attack scene,
447
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:46,300
Star Wars borrows heavily
In this Death Star attack scene,
448
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,100
Star Wars borrows heavily
from the 1955 film The Dam Busters
449
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,020
with what star fighters replacing
the Lancaster bombers?
450
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:53,260
with what star fighters replacing
For the steal it's Patrick.
451
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,140
For the steal it's Patrick.
452
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,020
X-Wings.
453
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,500
Correct!
454
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,980
Double points to you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
455
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,020
Alright, we've burned through
their subjects.
456
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:04,260
Alright, we've burned through
Now let's burn through mine.
457
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,100
Now let's burn through mine.
458
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,580
This week I've been really
getting into Jingles.
459
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,100
This round is multiple choice.
Select your answers on your screens.
460
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,500
Then press the buzzer
to lock in the answer.
461
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:22,060
Composed in 1930 by Australian
grocer Albert Francis Lenertz
462
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:25,060
and heard on radio
a hundred times a day in the 1940s
463
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:25,300
and heard on radio
is the jingle for which product?
464
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,740
is the jingle for which product?
465
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,100
The answer is...
466
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,980
..C Aeroplane Jelly.
467
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,620
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
468
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:46,780
# I like Aeroplane Jelly
469
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,500
# Aeroplane Jelly for me. #
470
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,620
Which one of these actors played
a successful jingle writer
471
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:54,860
Which one of these actors played
on a long-running television show?
472
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,580
on a long-running television show?
473
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,180
The answer is...
474
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,100
..D, Charlie Sheen.
475
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,500
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
476
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,340
Peter, you're crawling your way
back into the game there.
477
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,580
Yeah, Chuck Lorre was the creator
of Two And A Half Men,
478
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,540
and he actually wrote...
479
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,500
..he actually wrote the theme song
to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
480
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:28,380
Which jingle composed by Australian
advertising agency Mojo
481
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:28,620
Which jingle composed by Australian
became a two-time Top 10 hit?
482
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,860
became a two-time Top 10 hit?
483
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,460
The answer is...
484
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,020
C, C'mon Aussie C'mon.
485
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:47,660
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
486
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:47,900
It's working title
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
487
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,020
It's working title
was actually Carn...
488
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:51,260
It's working title
(LAUGHTER)
489
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,500
(LAUGHTER)
490
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,180
Created by Bryce Courtenay in 1957
491
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:57,420
with a jingle composed
Created by Bryce Courtenay in 1957
492
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,780
with a jingle composed
five years later,
493
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,420
the character Louis the Fly
was voiced for 50 years
494
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:02,660
the character Louis the Fly
by which actor?
495
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,860
by which actor?
496
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,380
The answer is...
497
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,460
..A, Ross Higgins.
498
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,180
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
499
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:23,780
Higgins went on to play Ted Bullpitt
in Kingswood Country.
500
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,620
To our younger viewers, I recommend
you go and watch it online.
501
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:26,860
To our younger viewers, I recommend
It will really amaze you.
502
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,460
It will really amaze you.
503
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:32,900
(LAUGHTER)
504
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,140
Last question in my round's
worth double points.
(LAUGHTER)
505
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,420
Last question in my round's
worth double points.
506
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:38,660
A 1960s UK Jingle
for Kellogg's Rice Krispies
507
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,180
was written and performed
by which band?
508
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:51,020
(LAUGHTER)
509
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,140
Alright, the answer is...
510
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,220
..A, The Rolling Stones.
511
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,020
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
512
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,660
Alright, at the end of my round,
513
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,500
Patrick and Peter, you're both on 30,
514
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:08,740
which means it's time
Patrick and Peter, you're both on 30,
515
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,500
which means it's time
for a bloody Hard Off!
516
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,180
That's right.
One of you will survive.
517
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,020
I'll ask just one question.
518
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,460
First to buzz in, you will answer.
519
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,900
If you're right you're staying.
If you're wrong you're dead to me.
520
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,700
You ready?
521
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,380
Which stain is harder to remove -
522
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,020
black Sharpie pen or chocolate syrup?
523
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,020
Patrick.
524
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,780
Chocolate syrup.
525
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,700
Incorrect.
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
526
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,140
Patrick, that means you're dead
to me. Get over here.
527
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:34,380
Patrick, that means you're dead
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
528
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,340
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
529
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,020
You've been dudded,
haven't you, really?
530
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:46,260
You've been dudded,
So it must feel good,
531
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,420
So it must feel good,
532
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,180
because you feel like a contestant
on Survivor who's been ripped off.
533
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,700
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
534
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:51,940
Yeah.
Alright. Well, the tribe has spoken.
535
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,260
Alright. Well, the tribe has spoken.
536
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,940
Out!
537
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:58,140
(CHEERING APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHS)
538
00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:58,380
(CHEERING APPLAUSE)
There he goes.
539
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,260
There he goes.
540
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,500
Laying it on thick.
541
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,140
You guessed it.
It's the People's Round.
542
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,540
Pack up the marbles.
Play along at home.
543
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:09,780
Your time starts now.
Play along at home.
544
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,340
Your time starts now.
545
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:14,980
Which Australian soap
is set in Summer Bay?
546
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,300
Home And Away.
Yes.
547
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,820
A left-handed person
is known as a WHAT dooker?
548
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,700
A mollydooker.
Yes.
549
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,940
In a car the letters ABS
stand for WHAT braking system?
550
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,180
David.
Automatic.
551
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,380
No, antilock.
552
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:26,620
If I say hooroo,
No, antilock.
553
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,700
If I say hooroo,
am I coming or going?
554
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,460
Going.
Yes.
555
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:31,700
Going.
Due to its long straight tusk,
556
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,900
Due to its long straight tusk,
557
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,820
which whale is sometimes called
the unicorn of the sea?
558
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,660
Narwhal.
Yes.
559
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,660
To attempt to make peace
is to offer a WHAT branch?
560
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,180
Olive branch.
Yes.
561
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,500
The volcanic island of Krakatoa
is located in which country?
562
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,460
Indonesia.
Yes.
563
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:50,620
The Last Supper and Mona Lisa
are works by which Renaissance...
564
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,460
Da Vinci.
Yes.
565
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,500
..which Renaissance artist?
566
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,300
Da Vinci is correct. Times up.
567
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,740
At the end of the People's Round,
Peter, you're at the bottom on 35.
568
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,540
Get over here.
569
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,420
(APPLAUSE)
570
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,340
Alright, Peter.
571
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,420
Now, before we go, as a member
of the Liberal Party,
572
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,060
would you like to say
that this show was balanced?
573
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,460
Will I get out of here alive
if I don't?
574
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,260
You better say it's balanced.
I'm in enemy territory, of course.
575
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,500
It's not enemy territory
'cause we're the ABC.
576
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,380
We have no bias whatsoever.
(LAUGHTER)
577
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,900
But I am going to use my left hand
to kick you out. Out!
578
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,500
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
579
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,740
There he goes.
580
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,060
Alright, only two left.
581
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,500
Who's going to be
the Hard Quiz Champion?
582
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:36,740
Who's going to be
Anna and David, get over here,
583
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:37,780
Anna and David, get over here,
584
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,580
because it's time to play Hard Quiz.
585
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,660
Shane Warne vs James Herriot Books.
586
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,260
Now, there can only be
one Hard Quiz champion
587
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,660
who gets to take home
the limited edition big brass mug.
588
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,660
What will you do with the mug
if you win?
589
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:54,900
What will you do with the mug
Tom, I'll text Warnie
590
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,660
Tom, I'll text Warnie
591
00:20:56,660 --> 00:21:00,340
and ask him if he'll swap it
for an Ashes figurine.
592
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,860
OK.
593
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,180
What about you, Anna?
594
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:06,780
Well, I had to read about 10 books
to come on the show.
595
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,460
So I think would make
a perfect bookend.
596
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:08,700
So I think would make
OK.
597
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,940
OK.
598
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,060
(APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHS)
599
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,500
Bit polite. It's best of five
penalty shoot-out style.
600
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,140
Harder questions
on your expert subject.
601
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,780
So, it's David's knowledge
of Shane Warne
602
00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:20,020
versus Anna's knowledge
of James Herriot books.
603
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:20,260
versus Anna's knowledge
Let's play...hard!
604
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,140
Let's play...hard!
605
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:22,340
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Let's play...hard!
606
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:26,380
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
607
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,180
David.
608
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:32,380
Behind only Glenn McGrath
in the record books,
609
00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:37,940
Shane Warne has achieved
what cricketing feat 102 times?
610
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,060
That's a fantastic stat, Tom.
611
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,780
102 times.
612
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,620
Certainly not bowled.
613
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,580
He's done far more of those.
614
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,500
102 times. I would say...
615
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,900
I think the answer is
dismissed the batsman for a duck.
616
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,900
Correct.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
617
00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:13,300
Yeah, he's also in the top five
for most ducks scored in tests.
618
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,180
That's right.
He's had 34 ducks.
619
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,340
That's right.
But it's not his forte, obviously.
620
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,180
Very good.
621
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,340
Anna.
622
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:25,780
Discovering a half-frozen kitten
in the novel Vet In Harness,
623
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,220
farmer's wife Mrs Butler says,
624
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,380
she'll give him the old cure,
625
00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:31,860
which is doing what?
626
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,220
(GROANS)
627
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,700
I'm not immediately coming to mind
on that one.
628
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,260
The old cure, I would say...
629
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,620
..wrapping him in a blanket
630
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:47,860
and putting him in the...
..wrapping him in a blanket
631
00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,860
and putting him in the...
putting him by the fire.
632
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,580
Incorrect.
633
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:53,820
The correct answer is
Incorrect.
634
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:57,780
The correct answer is
putting him in the oven.
635
00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:00,540
(LAUGHS)
Strewth.
636
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:00,780
(LAUGHS)
But to thaw. So...
637
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,020
But to thaw. So...
638
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,260
To explain it, in the old days
they used to have a big oven
639
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,820
and there would be a fire
in part of it
640
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,580
and then there'd be
other compartments
641
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,740
for thawing things out
and cooking them.
642
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,860
So you'd... You'd put... You wouldn't
cook the cat but you'd...
643
00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:12,100
So you'd... You'd put... You wouldn't
(LAUGHTER)
644
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,380
(LAUGHTER)
645
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,220
You'd just put it
in the other part of the oven
646
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:16,460
You'd just put it
and it would slowly warm up.
647
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,420
and it would slowly warm up.
648
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:17,660
It's supposed to be a cosy image.
and it would slowly warm up.
649
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,500
It's supposed to be a cosy image.
Not a bleak image.
650
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:21,740
It's supposed to be a cosy image.
David.
651
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,020
David.
652
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:28,100
Warne has said that in his first
year wearing the baggy green,
653
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,780
his Cricket Australia contract
paid him so little
654
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:34,340
that he had to do what job
on Friday nights?
655
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:40,820
He had a range of jobs in his youth.
656
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:44,500
I know he worked for Forty Winks
for a while selling beds.
657
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,940
I think he worked for a jeweller.
658
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,820
He also...
659
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:57,500
..was a mean
delivery pizza driver.
660
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,580
So that's my answer.
He delivered pizzas.
661
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,020
Correct.
662
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:04,460
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
663
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,740
Yeah, his contract gave him
only $3,000 a year
664
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:09,980
Yeah, his contract gave him
up until the 1993 Ashes Test,
665
00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,860
up until the 1993 Ashes Test,
666
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:15,060
and then after that
it was $10,000 a year.
667
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,180
A lot more.
Yeah.
668
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:17,980
He deserved every cent.
Yeah.
669
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,060
But he ended up making
all his money from sponsorship.
670
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,500
As you do, no doubt.
671
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,980
Um...
(LAUGHTER)
672
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,100
For Tony Barlow Menswear?
No. I don't...
673
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:31,340
For Tony Barlow Menswear?
No. This is... Nothing.
674
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:32,860
No. This is... Nothing.
675
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:36,260
There's no... I don't even know
what this is. Anyway.
676
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,260
It's from St Vincent de Paul
this suit, I think.
677
00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:38,500
It's from St Vincent de Paul
(LAUGHTER)
678
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,740
(LAUGHTER)
679
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,380
Anna.
680
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:41,620
Herriot's home surgery
Anna.
681
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,860
Herriot's home surgery
is now a museum,
682
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,100
which credits TV repeats
683
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,100
and a particular story line
from the books
684
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,980
for attracting large numbers
of visitors from what nation?
685
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:57,740
The US I think is the nation
that the visitors come from.
686
00:24:57,740 --> 00:25:01,220
The museum's called
The World of James Herriot.
687
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:04,140
The story line...
688
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,860
..I don't know,
689
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,140
but I'm guessing most of
the visitors are from the US.
690
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,660
Incorrect.
691
00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:14,980
Ah!
692
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,460
It's Russia.
693
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:17,540
(LAUGHS) Oh, right.
694
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:17,780
Yes.
(LAUGHS) Oh, right.
695
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:19,500
Yes.
Ah!
696
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,540
Yeah.
The penny's dropped.
697
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,300
The penny's dropped.
What are you thinking?
698
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,540
He was...he went on a cruise
to Russia
699
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,780
as a vet on an animal transport ship
700
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,580
and he stopped at a couple of ports.
701
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,620
So that must be it.
702
00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:34,300
Yeah, and as a result it became
very popular in that...in Russia.
703
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:34,540
Yeah, and as a result it became
And so a lot of Russians visit
704
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,740
And so a lot of Russians visit
705
00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:35,980
and in fact the museum is in English
And so a lot of Russians visit
706
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,860
and in fact the museum is in English
and Russian to accommodate them.
707
00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:39,100
and in fact the museum is in English
I did not know that.
708
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,300
I did not know that.
709
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,540
David.
710
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,740
In his autobiography,
711
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:47,500
Warne recalls Kerry Packer's advice
to sell his blue Ferrari
712
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:47,740
Warne recalls Kerry Packer's advice
to preserve his knockabout image.
713
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:50,020
to preserve his knockabout image.
714
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:56,780
He traded in the blue Ferrari, buying
a VK Commodore and what other car?
715
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,740
A very flash car, Tom.
716
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:08,300
I'm thinking Packer said, "Sell
the blue whatever it was, son,"
717
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,820
and it was good advice.
718
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:16,380
Was the Aussie car and it was a...
719
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,420
..a Ferrari.
720
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,300
More information?
721
00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:29,820
Jeez, tough crowd.
722
00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:33,300
A...
(LAUGHTER)
723
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,420
..a Ferrari 360.
724
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,900
Correct.
725
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,540
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
726
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,140
Yeah, so he traded in
the blue Ferrari
727
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:49,380
Yeah, so he traded in
so he wouldn't seem up himself,
728
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,660
so he wouldn't seem up himself,
729
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:53,740
and he bought a VK Commodore
and just...and another Ferrari.
730
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,700
As you do.
731
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,180
'Cause he said...
732
00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:58,660
He said,
"Lying low hasn't been my thing."
733
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:58,900
He said,
(LAUGHTER)
734
00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,940
(LAUGHTER)
735
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:02,220
Yeah, Warnie, we've noticed.
736
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,620
(LAUGHTER)
737
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,020
Anna, you need to get this right.
738
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,820
If you get it wrong, David, you are
tonight's Hard Quiz Champion.
739
00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:10,060
Anna, in All Creatures,
740
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:13,660
it's revealed that Siegfried
once spent half a morning
741
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:17,980
erroneously trying to stuff
a cow's prolapsed uterus
742
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:18,780
up its rectum.
743
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,940
It's vet humour.
744
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,100
(LAUGHS)
745
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,860
What really worried him
about the experience?
746
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,540
Um...
747
00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:35,900
So they did spend a lot of time
with prolapsed uteruses in the '30s.
748
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:36,140
So they did spend a lot of time
Um...
749
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,860
Um...
750
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:42,660
I'm going to say it worried him
751
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,580
that he was...
752
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,620
..trying to...
753
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:56,620
He didn't realise he was sticking it
into the wrong, um, orifice.
754
00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:56,860
He didn't realise he was sticking it
(LAUGHTER)
755
00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,820
(LAUGHTER)
756
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,420
Incorrect.
757
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:01,660
(GROANING)
758
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:04,420
He was really worried
because he nearly succeeded.
759
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:05,740
(LAUGHTER)
760
00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:08,300
Which means, David, you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
761
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:08,540
Which means, David, you are
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
762
00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,580
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
763
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:10,780
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Anna, you know what this means. Out!
764
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:13,220
Anna, you know what this means. Out!
765
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,900
(APPLAUSE)
766
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,060
There she goes.
767
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:23,420
Congratulations, David.
You are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.
768
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,900
You get the big brass mug
and you get to do the sign-off.
769
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,620
Thanks for playing hard!
770
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:28,860
If you think you've got what it
takes to take home the big brass mug
Thanks for playing hard!
771
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:32,140
If you think you've got what it
takes to take home the big brass mug
772
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:32,380
If you think you've got what it
head to hardquizcasting.com.au
773
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,700
head to hardquizcasting.com.au
774
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:34,940
Tell us your expert subject
head to hardquizcasting.com.au
775
00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:38,300
Tell us your expert subject
and be prepared to fail. Hard!
776
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:38,540
Tell us your expert subject
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
777
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,140
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
778
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:40,340
Captions by Red Bee Media
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779
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,060
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780
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:43,300
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781
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,020
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782
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:45,260
TOM: Good stuff.
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783
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,100
TOM: Good stuff.