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VOICEOVER: Tonight on Hard Quiz.
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Julie. Self-employed.
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Expert subject, chocolate.
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Regan. Student.
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Expert subject, former Queensland
premier Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.
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Patrice. University project manager.
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Expert subject, US sitcom 30 Rock.
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Matthew. Chemical engineer.
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Expert subject, Paula Abdul.
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Here's your host, Tom Gleeson.
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Yes! Hello!
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What's your Wi-Fi password?
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Hello. Welcome to Hard Quiz.
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These contestants are propaganda.
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Last one to be propagated will be
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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the ABC TV socials. Let's say hello.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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To be part of the show at home, go to
the ABC TV socials. Let's say hello.
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To be part of the show at home, go to
the ABC TV socials. Let's say hello.
G'day Matthew.
G'day. How are you doing?
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G'day Matthew.
G'day. How are you doing?
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Your expert subject is Paula Abdul.
Yes.
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And you're not taking the piss
though, are you?
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Not taking the piss, no.
You're a genuine fan?
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Not taking the piss, no.
I'm a genuine fan.
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I'm a genuine fan.
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You just prefer singers
without credibility.
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Yeah. And people who sound
like the cat screeching
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Yeah. And people who sound
as well too sometimes.
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as well too sometimes.
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So you've got all of Paula Abdul's
albums?
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I've got a lot of her records, yeah.
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There are more than one?
I've got no idea.
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There are more than one?
There are. Unfortunately, there are.
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There are. Unfortunately, there are.
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There are CDs, back when people
There are. Unfortunately, there are.
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There are CDs, back when people
bought CDs as well.
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OK. And you've seen Paula perform
in Las Vegas?
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Las Vegas, yeah,
when she did the residency there.
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And what was it like?
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It was good.
It was just like all of her hits,
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although she probably lip-synched
to most of them.
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But maybe that goes back...
She can't really,
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maybe not the best singer,
but I don't know.
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maybe not the best singer,
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Are you sure you're a fan?
(LAUGHTER)
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Are you sure you're a fan?
You don't sound like a fan.
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Now you once met Kylie Minogue.
I did.
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Now you once met Kylie Minogue.
What happened?
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What happened?
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So it was at a black tie dinner
What happened?
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So it was at a black tie dinner
in LA
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and it was the time Kath & Kim
was big.
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And so I started quoting
Kath & Kim lines to her
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And so I started quoting
and she was responding back with,
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and she was responding back with,
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"Look at me, look at me, look at me.
I've got one thing to say to you."
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And she goes, "Kimmy. Kimmy."
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And she enjoyed this interaction?
She enjoyed it.
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And she enjoyed this interaction?
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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I also met Magda Szubanski
(LAUGHTER)
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I also met Magda Szubanski
and I did the same thing
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and she turned around
and walked away!
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and she turned around
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(LAUGHTER)
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You see...
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..that's more my style.
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Patrice.
Hi.
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Now you're into the TV show 30 Rock.
I am.
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Why is it your favourite show?
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I think deep down, I'm probably
a frustrated theatre kid
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and she's living the dream
of all theatre kids.
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Now, you've done a lot
of theatre sports...
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Now, you've done a lot
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
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(CHUCKLES) Yes.
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(LAUGHTER)
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..are you really good at improvising?
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I am not, no.
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Yeah, I've noticed.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Now, your sister's future
(LAUGHTER)
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Now, your sister's future
father-in-law
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said that if you got on the show,
he'd help you with your landscaping.
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Yes, yes. This is all part
of a renovation transaction.
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So, if you win, he's gonna build
you a pergola, is that how it works?
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He's offered to design
our entire garden.
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We've moved into a very old place
in Canberra
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that doesn't have much going on.
Like a lot of Canberra.
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Yeah.
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Don't be down on Canberra.
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Canberra's on the rise, isn't it?
Don't be down on Canberra.
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Canberra's on the rise, isn't it?
I've heard Canberra's cool.
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Yeah, we're getting stuff.
It'll be nice when it's finished.
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OK.
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Regan.
Oi, oi.
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Now, you're from Wellington,
New Zealand.
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Yeah.
You're 23...
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And your expert subject
is Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.
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Indeed.
(LAUGHTER)
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Indeed.
What the (BLEEP) is going on?
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What the (BLEEP) is going on?
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So I applied to go on Mastermind
and just for a bit of a laugh,
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but I had no clue what I was
going to go in there as, like,
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a specialist subject. So, I dug up
an old high school paper
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and it happened to be on that bloke
and I was like, "OK,
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"may as well just recycle that."
Um...
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..and yeah, turns out
he's a bit of a toss pot.
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..and yeah, turns out
(LAUGHTER)
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I think we've got a photo
of you on Mastermind.
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I think we've got a photo
Oh, gracious, yeah.
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Oh, gracious, yeah.
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So, you went on Mastermind with this
Oh, gracious, yeah.
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So, you went on Mastermind with this
as a subject and you didn't win.
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No.
And so now you've come on here
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to lose to a bigger audience?
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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
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So, you failed on SBS and you're
like, "I want to fail bigger
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"and have more people know about it.
So, I'll go on Hard Quiz."
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"and have more people know about it.
Any attention is good attention, eh?
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Any attention is good attention, eh?
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Julie.
Tom.
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Now, everyone loves chocolate.
What makes you an expert?
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I think the volume I eat.
The variety.
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How much do you eat?
Lots.
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(LAUGHTER)
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How many kilos a day do you eat?
Not every day.
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Like my brother sent me a Haigh's
consignment a couple of weeks ago.
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It was about one and a half kilos
and I ate it in three days.
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Oh.
(APPLAUSE)
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OK. Is this an expert subject
or a problem?
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A bit of both.
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Do you have a favourite brand?
I do.
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Yes. Which one?
Haigh's. Yes.
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You ever get desperate and just rip
into a bit of cooking chocolate?
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Shit, yeah.
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Doesn't everyone?
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Now, you supply food
to animal shelters?
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I do?
Yeah.
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I do.
Do you ever...
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..feed any of the lost dogs chocolate
for population control?
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No.
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I don't do that, Tom. No.
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What do you do there?
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At home?
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No, when you supply food
for animal shelters.
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I don't supply food
for animal shelters.
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You don't?
No. I was genuine.
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You don't?
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That must be someone else.
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I don't know where I got that from.
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It made you sound virtuous.
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And you're like "(BLEEP) it,
I just eat chocolate."
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"I don't do anything good
for anyone else,
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"I don't do anything good
"I just eat shitloads of chocolate.
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"I just eat shitloads of chocolate.
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"I'm from Tasmania.
"I just eat shitloads of chocolate.
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"I'm from Tasmania.
Let's do the quiz!"
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"I'm from Tasmania.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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VOICEOVER: Expert round.
Expert subject.
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VOICEOVER: Expert round.
Win or lose five points.
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Win or lose five points.
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Steal an answer, double points.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
Steal an answer, double points.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
on your expert subject.
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I'll ask each of you five questions
Right, you get five points.
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Right, you get five points.
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Wrong, I will take five points
from you.
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The rest of you can steal at any time
to get double points.
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Let's start with Julie
and her expert subject, chocolate.
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Now, I've just had a look
at your form that you filled out
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before you joined the show
and it literally says,
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before you joined the show
"Tell us something about yourself."
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"Tell us something about yourself."
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And you wrote that you supply
"Tell us something about yourself."
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And you wrote that you supply
food to animal shelters.
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I might have been slightly pissed
when I filled out that form, Tom.
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You thought "I'll just make up
some shit. It won't matter.
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"They won't check."
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That came back to bite me
on the bum, didn't it?
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That came back to bite me
Yeah. It's not bad, though.
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Yeah. It's not bad, though.
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Originating in Mesoamerica,
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chocolate is made from the beans
of the tree Theobroma cacao,
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with Theobroma meaning
food of the what? Julie.
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with Theobroma meaning
Gods.
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Gods.
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Correct!
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According to popular legend,
chocolate was brought to Europe
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by Spanish conquistador
Hernan Cortez,
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after he was introduced to Cacao
by which Aztec emperor?
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Julie.
Montezuma.
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Correct!
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Before heading home,
Cortez destroyed the Aztec empire.
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Oh, well, I hope your curly
whirlies have been worth it.
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A staple of all US Space
shuttle missions
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and known by NASA as candy coated
chocolates is what product?
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Julie.
M&Ms.
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Correct!
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This drawing of an explosive
chocolate bar
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was commissioned in 1943
to help foil a supposed plot
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was commissioned in 1943
to kill which wartime leader?
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to kill which wartime leader?
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For the steal, it's Regan!
Er, Winston Churchill.
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For the steal, it's Regan!
Correct! Double points for you!
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Correct! Double points for you!
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Yeah, MI5 heard
German spies were planning
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to put bombs disguised as chocolates
in Churchill's war rooms
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in the hope that he might try
to break off a piece,
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triggering the bomb.
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If we put one of those in your house,
you'd be dead in five minutes.
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If we put one of those in your house,
(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Last question in your set, Julie.
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In 2023, to comply with Swiss law,
the maker of Toblerone announced
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it would be changing
the bar's packaging
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to remove an image of what mountain?
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Regan for the steal.
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Er, Mont Blanc?
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Incorrect. Julie?
Er, Mont Blanc?
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Incorrect. Julie?
The Matterhorn.
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Incorrect. Julie?
Correct!
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Correct!
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Yes, some Toblerone production
was set to move to Slovakia,
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so Swiss national symbols
like the Matterhorn had to go.
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Next set of questions is for Regan
on Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Before entering state parliament
in 1947,
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Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen found success
as a contract land clearer
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Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen found success
and farmer of what legume?
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and farmer of what legume?
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Julie.
He was a peanut farmer.
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Correct! Double points to you!
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A shrewd politician,
Sir Joh was key to the dismissal
242
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,780
of which prime minister? Regan.
243
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,940
Gough Whitlam.
Correct.
244
00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:59,300
Yes, Joh replaced a Queensland
federal Labor senator who died
245
00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:02,420
with a guy who was anti-Whitlam,
which shut down the Senate
246
00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:02,660
with a guy who was anti-Whitlam,
and led to Gough's dismissal.
247
00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:04,460
and led to Gough's dismissal.
248
00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,340
In 1971, Sir Joh declared
a state of emergency
249
00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,420
to stop protesters...
For the steal, it's Patrice!
250
00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,500
The Vietnam War.
251
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,140
Incorrect. Regan.
Springboks tour.
252
00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,620
Correct!
253
00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,940
I'll finish the question.
254
00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:21,940
To stop protesters disrupting a game
255
00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,460
between the Wallabies
and which South African rugby team?
256
00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:24,700
between the Wallabies
Springboks is correct.
257
00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,140
Springboks is correct.
258
00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,620
He went on to ban
all political street marches.
259
00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,860
It's quite shocking, isn't it?
260
00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,220
No more street marches.
261
00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,100
People need to know about
this stuff. It's rough.
262
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,020
He was awful
and set Queensland back about...
263
00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:41,060
Well, he was already back a couple
of years, but even...further.
264
00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,740
But he said, no more street marches,
no more gatherings of people.
265
00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,060
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
266
00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,300
Well, Dan Andrews did that too,
but...
267
00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,500
But we don't mind.
268
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,900
We don't like to focus on that
at the ABC, but he did.
269
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:55,980
In 1981, Sir Joh's wife, Lady Flo,
launched a range of straw hats
270
00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:58,780
that all came with her famous recipe
for what?
271
00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:01,260
Julie for the steal!
Pumpkin scones.
272
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,620
Correct! Double points for you!
273
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,500
Last question in your set, Regan.
274
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:09,740
Months before resigning,
Last question in your set, Regan.
275
00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,980
Months before resigning,
under a cloud of corruption,
276
00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:15,300
Sir Joh invited Romanian dictator
Nicolae Ceausescu
277
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:15,540
Sir Joh invited Romanian dictator
to visit Queensland for what event?
278
00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,580
to visit Queensland for what event?
279
00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:21,260
For the steal, it's Julie!
The Ekka?
280
00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:21,500
For the steal, it's Julie!
Incorrect. It's wide open.
281
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,500
Incorrect. It's wide open.
282
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,420
Time's up! Expo 88.
283
00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:27,620
Time's up! Expo 88.
(ALL GROAN)
284
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,580
(ALL GROAN)
285
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:32,860
Yes. he invited a dictator
to Expo 88.
286
00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:39,540
He said, "How good is it not
having protests? Are you with me?"
287
00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:39,780
He said, "How good is it not
(LAUGHTER)
288
00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:42,220
(LAUGHTER)
289
00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,620
Time now for Patrice and 30 Rock.
290
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,060
(APPLAUSE)
291
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:51,180
Set in the studios of New York's
30 Rockefeller Plaza,
292
00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:54,420
30 Rock is based on creator
Tina Fey's experience
293
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,660
working on what...
Regan for the steal!
294
00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,980
Saturday Night Live.
295
00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:00,380
Correct! Double points to you!
296
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,620
On what TV show?
297
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,900
Saturday Night Live is correct.
298
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:09,060
When Alec Baldwin's character,
Jack Donaghy, is given three options
299
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:09,300
When Alec Baldwin's character,
for who his real father might be,
300
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,220
for who his real father might be,
301
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:11,460
Fey's Liz Lemon suggests
for who his real father might be,
302
00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:14,660
Fey's Liz Lemon suggests
he find out by using...
303
00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,100
Patrice.
Mamma Mia!
304
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:16,340
Patrice.
(LAUGHS)
305
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,740
(LAUGHS)
306
00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:19,300
Correct!
307
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:23,020
He finds out by using a strategy
from which movie musical?
308
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,380
Mamma Mia! is correct.
309
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:28,460
Actor, musician and one-time 30 Rock
writer Donald Glover
310
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:31,700
featured in the full version
of a Tracy Jordan song
311
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,660
about werewolves celebrating...
Patrice.
312
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,500
A bar mitzvah.
Correct!
313
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:36,740
A bar mitzvah.
What coming-of-age event?
314
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,500
What coming-of-age event?
315
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,100
Bar mitzvah is correct.
316
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,060
Almost 10 years after the series
ended,
317
00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:46,780
fans noticed a link between
a new reality dating program
318
00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:49,220
and a fake 30 Rock show called...
Patrice.
319
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,300
MILF Island.
Correct!
320
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,060
The tag line of the fake show
was "25 Super Hot Mums,
321
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:58,300
The tag line of the fake show
"50 8th Grade Boys. No rules."
322
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,740
"50 8th Grade Boys. No rules."
323
00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:02,460
(SHOCKED LAUGHTER)
324
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:02,700
The real show is actually
(SHOCKED LAUGHTER)
325
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,940
The real show is actually
called MILF Manor.
326
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,180
Have you seen it?
Yes. I have not seen it, thankfully.
327
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,420
Yeah.
Yes.
328
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,460
Last question in your set, Patrice.
329
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,060
In season three,
TGS star Jenna Moroni
330
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,020
spikes Kenneth the page's sandwich
with what fruit?
331
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,780
Patrice.
Strawberry.
332
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,020
Patrice.
Correct!
333
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,380
Correct!
334
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,340
Why'd she do that?
335
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:26,740
She noticed when there
was another emergency,
336
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,700
there was a hot paramedic
who she wanted to see again.
337
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,820
So, it's the old psychopath test.
How do you get the paramedic back?
338
00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:32,060
So, it's the old psychopath test.
Yes.
339
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:32,980
Yes.
340
00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:33,220
She's evil, isn't she?
Yes.
341
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,220
She's evil, isn't she?
She is a little bit, yeah.
342
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:35,460
She's evil, isn't she?
I know, it's pretty hot.
343
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,860
I know, it's pretty hot.
344
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,900
(LAUGHTER)
345
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:39,140
Last set in the expert round,
(LAUGHTER)
346
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:41,860
Last set in the expert round,
it's Matthew and Paula Abdul.
347
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:42,100
Last set in the expert round,
(APPLAUSE)
348
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,580
(APPLAUSE)
349
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:48,580
Paula Abdul became renowned
as a choreographer in the mid '80s
350
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,380
after being discovered by
the Jacksons
351
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,900
while working as a cheerleader
for which NBA team?
352
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,740
Matthew.
The LA Lakers.
353
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:54,980
Matthew.
Correct!
354
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:55,900
Correct!
355
00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:00,060
There she is in front.
356
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,780
She started doing choreography
for the Laker Girls
357
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:05,420
and then did it for Janet Jackson,
George Michael,
358
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:05,660
and then did it for Janet Jackson,
Duran Duran and heaps more.
359
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,820
Duran Duran and heaps more.
360
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,220
She even worked on Tom Hanks's
keyboard dance in the movie Big.
361
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:14,820
Paula won her Best Music Video Grammy
Award for Opposites Attract,
362
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:18,700
in which she sings alongside an
animated cat with what name?
363
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,380
Matthew.
MC Scat Cat.
364
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,460
I'm pretty sure whoever came up
with the saying opposites attract
365
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,820
wasn't talking about trying to root
a two-dimensional character.
366
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,540
Have a listen to this.
367
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,940
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS)
368
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,780
In Paula's chart topping song,
Straight Up,
369
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:42,820
she questions whether you really
want to love her forever
370
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:46,180
or if she's caught
in what metaphorical crime?
371
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,820
Matthew.
A hit-and-run.
372
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:48,060
Matthew.
Correct!
373
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,500
Correct!
374
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:54,460
In 2005, Paula answered
her own question
375
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,380
when she was charged
with a hit-and-run.
376
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,740
Yeah, she was never the same
after MC Scat Cat left her...
377
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:04,980
Yeah, she was never the same
(LAUGHTER)
378
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,060
(LAUGHTER)
379
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,500
..for a drawing of Shakira.
380
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,100
According to Paula,
two psychics predicted
381
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,780
she would find global success
as a judge on which TV show?
382
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,020
Matthew.
American Idol.
383
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:16,940
Correct!
384
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:22,180
Yeah, she now co-owns
an online business
385
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,580
that helps people
find reliable psychics.
386
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,740
I reckon if you were a reliable
psychic, they would find you.
387
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:37,820
Co-written by Paula about
her second divorce... Matthew.
388
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,180
Um...
389
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,500
(BUZZER BLARES)
Cold Hearted.
390
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,100
Too slow. I'll finish the question.
391
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,540
..before becoming a number one hit
for Kylie Minogue is what song?
392
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:47,780
..before becoming a number one hit
Patrice for the steal!
393
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,820
Patrice for the steal!
394
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:49,860
Spinning Around?
395
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:52,740
Correct! Double points to you!
396
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,220
I was gonna say it.
Sorry.
397
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,380
I was gonna say it.
I was gonna say it!
398
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:56,620
I was gonna say it.
I'm gonna go out here on a limb
399
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,220
I'm gonna go out here on a limb
400
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:58,460
and say that Paula's version
I'm gonna go out here on a limb
401
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:01,340
and say that Paula's version
would have been significantly worse.
402
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,380
Alright, we've scurried
through their subjects,
403
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,820
now let's scurry through mine.
404
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:15,660
This week, I've been really getting
into themed restaurants.
405
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,220
I love themed restaurants
406
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,220
because when the food
is not good enough,
407
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,740
why not jazz it up
with a little theme?
408
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,300
This round is multiple choice.
Select your answers on your screens,
409
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,460
then press the buzzer to lock in
the answer.
410
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:26,700
then press the buzzer to lock in
(READS QUESTION)
411
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,340
(READS QUESTION)
412
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,100
The answer is D, Coffins.
413
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,900
Guests got a sermon about death
414
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,740
and magic tricks that turned them
into fake corpses.
415
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,660
And good to see theatre restaurants
in the 1890s
416
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,340
were as lame then as they are now.
417
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,180
(LAUGHTER)
418
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,260
(READS QUESTION)
419
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:17,660
The answer is B,
giving deliberately rude service.
420
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:24,500
Yeah, the founders went bust
two years in.
421
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,420
Then after that they became polite.
That's weird.
422
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,180
Weird twist.
423
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,300
(READS QUESTION)
424
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:47,900
The answer is...
425
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,420
..C, Alien.
426
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,900
After you eat the burger,
it bursts out of your chest.
427
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,140
After you eat the burger,
(LAUGHTER)
428
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,660
(LAUGHTER)
429
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,140
Holy shit!
430
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,660
(READS QUESTION)
431
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:20,740
Which of these items has NEVER
been a menu choice
432
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:20,980
Which of these items has NEVER
at Outback Steakhouse USA?
433
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:23,220
at Outback Steakhouse USA?
434
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,860
The answer is...
435
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:27,060
..D, Sydney Sirloin.
436
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,580
Yeah, it was the sensible one.
437
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,820
Kookaburra wings
were just chicken wings.
438
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,180
And I guess salmon comes
from Toowoomba.
439
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:39,420
And I guess salmon comes
(LAUGHTER)
440
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,060
(LAUGHTER)
441
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,500
Mm. Love me some fresh
Toowoomba salmon.
442
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,540
Last question in my round
is worth double points.
443
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:51,780
Last question in my round
is worth double points.
(READS QUESTION)
444
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,060
(READS QUESTION)
445
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,220
The answer is...
446
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,620
..B, The sinking of the Titanic.
447
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,580
Yeah, a few years ago,
the cops found a huge marijuana crop
448
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:22,820
Yeah, a few years ago,
growing in the roof.
449
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,380
growing in the roof.
450
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,460
Alright, at the end of my round,
Matthew, you're at the bottom on 20.
451
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:29,700
Alright, at the end of my round,
Get over here.
452
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:30,500
Get over here.
453
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,540
(APPLAUSE)
454
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,220
Where'd you go wrong?
455
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,700
I guess I rushed rushed
and got knocked out,
456
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,220
but there's always the promise
of a new day.
457
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,940
I thought you had two steps forward
and one step back.
458
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:51,180
I thought you had two steps forward
Thanks, Tom.
459
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,140
Thanks, Tom.
460
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:55,060
Sorry, I was trying to quote a song
that people had actually heard of.
461
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,660
(LAUGHTER)
462
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,500
Well, you know what this means. Out!
463
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,380
(APPLAUSE)
464
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,820
There he goes.
465
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,140
Alright, beep, beep,
it's the People's Round!
466
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,740
Floss your pegs, play along at home.
467
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:13,940
Your time starts now.
Floss your pegs, play along at home.
468
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,660
Your time starts now.
469
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:19,020
The original Chanel perfume is named
after which number? Patrice.
470
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:19,300
Number five.
The original Chanel perfume is named
Yes!
after which number? Patrice.
471
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,940
Number five.
Yes!
472
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:21,220
Number five.
Who is the title character in the
Yes!
film Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Julie.
473
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,620
Who is the title character in the
film Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Julie.
474
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,500
Ferris Bueller.
Yes!
475
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,980
Andre Rieu is best known
for playing what instrument? Regan.
476
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,500
Violin.
Yes!
477
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,940
The name of which small canine breed
is German for badger dog?
478
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:35,180
The name of which small canine breed
Regan.
479
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,180
Regan.
480
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,580
Er...pass.
481
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,580
No. Dachshund.
482
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:39,820
Which country has won
No. Dachshund.
483
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,420
Which country has won
the most FIFA World Cups?
484
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,540
Regan.
Brazil.
485
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:43,780
Regan.
Yes!
486
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:44,540
Yes!
487
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:44,780
In what common form of sale are items
Yes!
488
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,940
In what common form of sale are items
sold to the highest bidder?
489
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,140
Regan.
Auction.
490
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:49,380
Regan.
Yes!
491
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,300
Yes!
492
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:50,540
A Moveable Feast is a memoir
Yes!
493
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,660
A Moveable Feast is a memoir
of Paris life by Ernest who?
494
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,420
Regan.
Hemingway.
495
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:55,660
Regan.
Yes!
496
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,540
Yes!
497
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:56,780
Classic video game Pong was made
Yes!
498
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,820
Classic video game Pong was made
by which company? Patrice.
499
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,020
Atari.
Yes!
500
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:05,900
In ancient Greece, Dionysus was
considered the god of what?
501
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,020
Patrice.
Wine.
502
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:07,260
Patrice.
Yes! What beverage? Wine is correct.
503
00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,100
Yes! What beverage? Wine is correct.
504
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,260
Christopher Nolan's
Dark Knight trilogy
505
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,140
centres on which superhero?
506
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,100
Regan.
Batman.
507
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,340
Regan.
Batman.
Correct! Just in time!
508
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,620
Correct! Just in time!
509
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,500
Alright, at the end
of the People's Round,
510
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,500
Regan you're at the bottom on 50.
Get over here.
511
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:21,740
Regan you're at the bottom on 50.
(APPLAUSE)
512
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,500
(APPLAUSE)
513
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,860
Not quite enough.
Almost snuck in there.
514
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,860
Yeah, it's sort of doing well
at the first bit
515
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,380
and then falling off the second,
like I did on Mastermind.
516
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,820
Yes. So, on Mastermind,
you came third, didn't you?
517
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,340
No, came first, then second.
518
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:46,140
First, then second,
and now on this show, third.
519
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,140
Yeah.
So, my prediction was correct.
520
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,060
A larger audience has seen you
do worse.
521
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:50,300
A larger audience has seen you
(LAUGHTER)
522
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,940
(LAUGHTER)
523
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,860
Alright, you know what this means.
Out!
524
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,780
(APPLAUSE)
525
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:57,900
There he goes.
526
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,020
Alright, only two left. Who's gonna
be the Hard Quiz champion?
527
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,940
Julie and Patrice, get over here,
because it's time to play Hard Quiz.
528
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:12,300
Chocolate versus 30 Rock.
529
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,700
Hard Quiz.
530
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,020
Now there can only be one
Hard Quiz champion
531
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,340
who gets to take home
the limited edition big brass mug.
532
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:21,420
What will you do with the mug
if you win, Julie?
533
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:23,220
Well, I'd like to say
a chocolate stash,
534
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:26,740
but it never lasts that long, so how
about an enormous hot chocolate?
535
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:30,140
You could fill it with food that you
take to that animal shelter.
536
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,580
(LAUGHTER)
There's a thought.
537
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:32,820
(LAUGHTER)
What about you, Patrice?
538
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:33,900
What about you, Patrice?
539
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,980
Well, I think, given
the Canberra bashing I did earlier,
540
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,860
I'm going to have to present it
to the Chief Minister
541
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:39,100
I'm going to have to present it
as a public apology. (LAUGHS)
542
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,580
as a public apology. (LAUGHS)
543
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,740
Or wear it as a helmet.
544
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,540
Yeah.
545
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,460
It's best of five,
penalty shoot-out style.
546
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,540
Harder questions on
your expert subjects.
547
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,060
So, it's Julie's knowledge
of chocolate
548
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,180
versus Patrice's knowledge
of 30 Rock.
549
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:52,420
versus Patrice's knowledge
Let's play, Hard!
550
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,740
Let's play, Hard!
551
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,340
(APPLAUSE)
552
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,980
Julie.
553
00:21:57,980 --> 00:21:58,220
This process of aerating chocolate
Julie.
554
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:02,700
This process of aerating chocolate
to turn it from gritty to smooth
555
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:07,340
can be traced back to
an 1879 invention
556
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:07,580
can be traced back to
by which man?
557
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:09,340
by which man?
558
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:09,580
Well, that's the conching pro...
by which man?
559
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:13,140
Well, that's the conching pro...
I think it was...
560
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:13,380
Well, that's the conching pro...
..Joseph Lindt.
561
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:14,780
..Joseph Lindt.
562
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:18,860
Incorrect.
563
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:21,260
The correct answer is Rodolphe Lindt.
564
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:23,140
Rodolphe Lindt.
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
565
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:25,700
He had a brother who was also
involved in chocolate,
566
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:25,940
but his name wasn't Joseph.
He had a brother who was also
involved in chocolate,
567
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,580
but his name wasn't Joseph.
568
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,580
No.
569
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,580
It was Kevin.
Kevin.
570
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:30,820
It was Kevin.
It wasn't Kevin.
571
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,220
It wasn't Kevin.
572
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:33,460
It's called conching because
It wasn't Kevin.
573
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,060
It's called conching because
the original roller design
574
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:36,340
It's called conching because
the original roller design
looked like a conch shell.
Mm.
575
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:38,380
looked like a conch shell.
Mm.
576
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:38,660
So, you did know about conching?
Yes, I know conching. Yes.
looked like a conch shell.
Mm.
577
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,700
So, you did know about conching?
Yes, I know conching. Yes.
578
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:42,740
OK. Patrice.
Yes?
579
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:46,780
According to 30 Rock holiday
folklore, every four years,
580
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:50,340
Leap Day William emerges
from the Mariana Trench
581
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:50,580
Leap Day William emerges
to trade candy for what?
582
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,820
to trade candy for what?
583
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:56,660
So he's a strange creature,
he emerges from the Marianas Trench
584
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,900
and he's dancing on tables
and he has a little song
585
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:00,140
and he's dancing on tables
and he gives out candy for tears.
586
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:03,300
and he gives out candy for tears.
587
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,820
I'm going to need you to be
more specific.
588
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,980
Fake crying.
589
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,100
Incorrect.
590
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:14,420
The correct answer is
children's tears.
591
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:14,660
The correct answer is
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
592
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,220
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
593
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:16,460
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
Yeah, that year's show started
in January,
594
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:18,220
Yeah, that year's show started
in January,
595
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,140
so instead of doing
a Christmas episode,
596
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:23,380
they just made up their own
Leap Day holiday.
597
00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:23,660
Julie.
Yes.
they just made up their own
Leap Day holiday.
598
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:24,860
Julie.
Yes.
599
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:27,460
After revelations
that some British cocoa
600
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:30,780
was being cut with brick dust
and lead,
601
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:31,060
in the 1860s, Cadbury's launched
the slogan "absolutely pure..."
was being cut with brick dust
and lead,
602
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:35,580
in the 1860s, Cadbury's launched
the slogan "absolutely pure..."
603
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:35,820
what?
the slogan "absolutely pure..."
604
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,900
what?
605
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:42,340
I don't know, Tom,
so absolutely pure...
606
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,740
..cocoa.
607
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:48,580
Incorrect.
608
00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:48,820
The correct answer is
'Therefore Best'.
Incorrect.
609
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,980
The correct answer is
'Therefore Best'.
610
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:53,220
Oh, OK.
611
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,940
Yes. Absolutely pure,
therefore best.
612
00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:56,220
Yes. Absolutely pure,
therefore best.
It's also a white
nationalist slogan.
613
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:58,980
It's also a white
nationalist slogan.
614
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,700
(SHOCKED LAUGHTER)
615
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,740
Do you prefer your chocolate
with or without brick dust?
616
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:06,980
Do you prefer your chocolate
Without. Yeah.
617
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,420
Without. Yeah.
618
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:11,460
Without. You're very anti-brick dust.
619
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,020
Absolutely.
620
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:17,540
Patrice. As a fundraiser during
the 2007 writers' strike,
621
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:20,540
the 30 Rock cast performed
a live reading
622
00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:22,460
of which season two episode?
623
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,580
Ooh, I remember reading this
624
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:27,820
and now it's completely
Ooh, I remember reading this
625
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:31,340
and now it's completely
escaped my mind. Season two.
626
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,060
Um...
627
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,860
..given the nature of the strike...
628
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:38,100
..I'm going to say
..given the nature of the strike...
629
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,140
..I'm going to say
it's Jack the Writer.
630
00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,620
Incorrect.
631
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:44,860
The correct answer is
Incorrect.
632
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,740
The correct answer is
Secrets and Lies.
633
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:53,460
Yes, I've done live versions of this
show as a fundraiser too, for me.
634
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,300
(LAUGHTER)
635
00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,940
Julie.
636
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:03,460
The ancient Maya book
known as the Madrid Codex
637
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:08,060
depicts four religious figures
showering cacao pods
638
00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:10,500
with blood from what body part?
639
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,300
The heart?
640
00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:16,780
Incorrect.
641
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,780
The correct answer is ears.
642
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,020
Oh.
643
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,500
Do you prefer your chocolate
with or without ear blood?
644
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,900
Again, without ear blood.
645
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,860
No ear blood? No brick dust?
No, no. No.
646
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,100
No ear blood? No brick dust?
Just chocolate.
647
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,220
Just chocolate.
648
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:29,460
Boring.
Just chocolate.
649
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:32,420
Boring.
(LAUGHTER)
650
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:32,660
Boring.
Patrice.
651
00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:33,700
Patrice.
652
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,140
While readying the office
for an assessment
653
00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:38,020
of her suitability to adopt,
654
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:41,980
Liz tells writer Frank to
change his hat,
655
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:42,220
Liz tells writer Frank to
which says what?
656
00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:43,540
which says what?
657
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:48,300
So, there's a running gag
throughout the series
658
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:52,180
where Frank has a bunch of letters
in his pocket
659
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,740
and it's based on what Judah
Friedlander does in real life.
660
00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:58,460
And he always puts different letters
in different arrangements.
661
00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:02,860
I'm going to say it says something
very inappropriate.
662
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,580
And I'm going to say it says
'porn'.
663
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,340
Incorrect.
664
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:12,380
The correct answer is 'horny'.
665
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:12,620
The correct answer is 'horny'.
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
666
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:14,100
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
667
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:18,620
I guess they're related.
Oh, dear.
668
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:21,420
Yeah, Judah Friedlander would write
and produce all his own hats.
669
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:24,220
There's something to brag about,
yeah.
670
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,060
I write and produce all my own hats.
671
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:28,460
Alright.
672
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:30,980
I don't know how to put it, but, um,
673
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:31,220
just getting one question right
I don't know how to put it, but, um,
674
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:34,540
just getting one question right
might make you Hard Quiz champion
675
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:36,100
at this stage.
Jesus.
676
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,900
(LAUGHTER)
Julie.
677
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,460
Credited with creating the first
mass-produced chocolate bar,
678
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:42,700
Credited with creating the first
British company J.S. Fry and Sons
679
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,540
British company J.S. Fry and Sons
680
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:50,540
is also recognised for producing
what other chocolate first
681
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:50,780
is also recognised for producing
in 1873?
682
00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:52,340
in 1873?
683
00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:56,820
Milk chocolate.
684
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,900
Incorrect.
685
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:01,140
The correct answer is
Incorrect.
686
00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:04,180
The correct answer is
the first hollow chocolate egg.
687
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:04,420
The correct answer is
Oh, God. I did not know that.
688
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,340
Oh, God. I did not know that.
689
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:10,820
Yeah, so they also invented
disappointment on Easter Sunday.
690
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,060
(LAUGHTER)
691
00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:15,700
Alright. I'm just looking for...
692
00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,900
..one correct answer is, um...
693
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,660
(LAUGHTER)
694
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:23,140
One correct answer
might really seal the deal.
695
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:28,700
If we go to a naught-all tie breaker,
I'm going to flip my (BLEEP) lid.
696
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,540
(LAUGHTER)
697
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,300
Patrice.
698
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,900
Mocking the show's network, NBC,
699
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:39,140
and its then parent company,
Mocking the show's network, NBC,
700
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:42,020
and its then parent company,
General Electric,
701
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:46,940
one storyline sees Jack promoted
into the television department
702
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:47,180
one storyline sees Jack promoted
into the television department
after developing what product?
703
00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:50,060
after developing what product?
704
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:55,100
So, I think
he's the east coast president
705
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:55,380
for television microwave
programming,
So, I think
he's the east coast president
706
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:58,100
for television microwave
programming,
707
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:58,340
for television microwave
and he invented the trivection oven.
708
00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,580
and he invented the trivection oven.
709
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,580
Correct.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
710
00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:13,900
Yeah, the trivection oven
was a real GE product,
711
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,140
and they advertised it
during the show's ad breaks.
712
00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:18,540
So, yeah, a lot of people thought
it was a joke product,
713
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,780
but it's an actual product.
It's an actual product.
714
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:23,020
Julie, you need this to stay in.
Mm-hm.
715
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,380
Once dominating
the fine chocolate market,
716
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:29,860
the pure Nacional cacao tree
was decimated by disease
717
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:31,580
and thought to have become extinct.
718
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:35,500
It was rediscovered in 2007
in what country?
719
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,580
Right. Um...
720
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:44,900
There are several countries where
you've got... Where cocoa's grown.
721
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:50,140
I'd say more inclined to say,
like, South America.
722
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:52,420
That's where it started
as opposed to Africa,
723
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:56,220
because it went there later.
So, I'll say...Colombia.
724
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,140
Incorrect.
(AUDIENCE SIGHS)
725
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,180
The correct answer is Peru.
726
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,220
Peru, OK.
727
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:05,700
Which means, Patrice, you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
728
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,500
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
729
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,980
Alright, Julie, you know
what this means. Out!
730
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,940
There she goes.
(APPLAUSE)
731
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:21,060
Congratulations, Patrice, you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion!
732
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:24,540
Which means you get the big brass mug
and you get to do the sign off.
733
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,860
Thanks for playing, Hard!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
734
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,740
Yes!
(LAUGHS)
735
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:32,980
Yes!
Good stuff.