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<font color="#ffff00">ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz:</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Expert subject -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">exotic dancer Mata Hari.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Expert subject - video game series</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Grand Theft Auto.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Expert subject - champagne.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Expert subject - The Hobbit.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Here's your host, Tom Gleeson.</font>

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Yes! Hello!

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I'm Daddy AF.

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Welcome to Hard Quiz. These
contestants are disputed islands.

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Last one to get a Chinese base will
be tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

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<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

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go to the ABC TV and iview socials.
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

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To be part of the show at home,
go to the ABC TV and iview socials.

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To be part of the show at home,
go to the ABC TV and iview socials.
Let's say hello. G'day, Lillian.
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

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Let's say hello. G'day, Lillian.
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">WOMAN: Whoo!</font>
Now, you're...

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<font color="#00ffff">WOMAN: Whoo!</font>
A bit over the top.

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A bit over the top.

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Now, your expert subject is
The Hobbit,

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so you're clearly into
short, hairy men.

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Would you like me to
introduce you to Costa?

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Would you like me to
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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Why are you into The Hobbit?

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, I found one of</font>
Why are you into The Hobbit?

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, I found one of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the dwarves really hot.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, I found one of</font>
Oh!

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Oh!

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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What was it that did it for you?
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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What was it that did it for you?
The small hands or the small feet?

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<font color="#ffff00">All of the above.</font>
All of the above. OK.

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Now, you've got a tattoo
of a crocodile.

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Now, you've got a tattoo
<font color="#ffff00">God. Yes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">God. Yes.</font>

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Are crocodiles supposed
<font color="#ffff00">God. Yes.</font>

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Are crocodiles supposed
to have three back legs?

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Are crocodiles supposed
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I really wanted a crocodile</font>
<font color="#ffff00">tattoo when I saw that one,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I liked the design.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">So I took it to the tattoo</font>
<font color="#ffff00">place and I got it done.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And then I was looking at it,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">like, three months later</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I was like, "Oh, my God,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they've made a mistake.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"Like, they've given it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a third leg."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"Like, they've given it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And then I looked at the design</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that I gave them,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and the design is called</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Croc With Cock, so...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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Here's your hat from the film.
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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Here's your hat from the film.
What's the significance of the hat?

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What's the significance of the hat?

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<font color="#ffff00">So, I actually got it from a friend,</font>
What's the significance of the hat?

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<font color="#ffff00">So, I actually got it from a friend,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and it's one of the official hats</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">that the crew got when they worked</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the first Hobbit movie.</font>

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OK. Where'd your friend get it from?
Saint Vinnies?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yep.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(APPLAUSE)</font>

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Dave.
<font color="#00ffff">Hi.</font>

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Now, your expert subject
is champagne.

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Do you have a delicate palate
and an understanding of the nuances?

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<font color="#00ffff">Kind of, I guess,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's kind of my last stop.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I've worked my way</font>
<font color="#00ffff">through beer and whisky,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I've worked my way</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and now I'm on champagne, so...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and now I'm on champagne, so...</font>

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Can you explain to us how
this fascination with the finer

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things in life fits with you
eating dog biscuits as a child?

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<font color="#00ffff">Uh, well, see, when you're</font>
<font color="#00ffff">eating dog biscuits,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">you really get to understand</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the flavour, because the flavour</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">doesn't leave your mouth for</font>
<font color="#00ffff">three days after you eat them.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">doesn't leave your mouth for</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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Sonny! Your expert subject
is Grand Theft Auto.

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So, just to be sure,
the game, not the crime, yeah?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, Tom, just the game, mate.</font>

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Because you do look like you've
stolen a few cars in your time.

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Because you do look like you've
Just on assessing you visually.

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Just on assessing you visually.

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<font color="#ffff00">Tom, you shouldn't judge</font>
Just on assessing you visually.

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<font color="#ffff00">Tom, you shouldn't judge</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a book by its cover.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">People would look at you and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">think you're a mathematician,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">People would look at you and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">not a hilarious comedian.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">not a hilarious comedian.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

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Now, can you explain GTA
to the ABC viewers

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and anyone who's not
a complete psychopath?

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<font color="#ffff00">It's a video game series.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Uh, generally a character</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's a video game series.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Uh, generally a character</font>
<font color="#ffff00">who will conduct crimes</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">or sell drugs or steal cars, or just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">generally cause mayhem for money.</font>

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It's a very violent game, isn't it?
<font color="#ffff00">It can be, yes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">There's torture scenes at times.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You can run down Hare Krishnas</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the old top-down...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>
<font color="#ffff00">..um, top-down games.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It was a different time.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It was the '90s, so, yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It was a different time.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But it's good fun.</font>
Yes.

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"It was a different time.
It was the '90s."

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And you have PlayStation buttons
tattooed on your fingers.

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
(LAUGHS)

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Is that so if you're ever in prison,

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people know just what
Is that so if you're ever in prison,

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people know just what
a tough guy you are.

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people know just what
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm just trying to prove to people</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that I'm a big nerd at heart.</font>

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Yeah. At least it's not a crocodile
with a cock, I guess.

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Yeah. At least it's not a crocodile
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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Dawn!
<font color="#00ffff">Hello, Tom.</font>

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Your expert subject
is Mata Hari. Why?

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, Mata Hari has a personality</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like you, Tom.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">She's beautiful, she's brilliant,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and she's audacious, just like you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">She's beautiful, she's brilliant,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

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Here's you with Rolf Harris
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

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Here's you with Rolf Harris
and Prince Andrew.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(AUDIENCE MEMBERS EXCLAIM)</font>

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Did you want to get a photo
with Jeffrey Epstein,

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so you could get
the sex pest trifecta?

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so you could get
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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Now, you went around the country
with a blow-up doll called Dickie.

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<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I did. There's Dickie.</font>
Yeah.

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<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I did. There's Dickie.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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Actually, you're looking a bit
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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Actually, you're looking a bit
handsy there with Dickie.

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Actually, you're looking a bit
Did you learn that from Rolf?

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Did you learn that from Rolf?

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<font color="#00ffff">I did!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, GROANING)</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">A little birdie told me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you've also got a tattoo.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I have.</font>
What tattoo do you have?

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<font color="#00ffff">Would you like to see it?</font>
Oh.

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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Ah, yeah.

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<font color="#00ffff">Now, I'm sorry, but I'd</font>
<font color="#00ffff">have to take my mic out.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Now, I'm sorry, but I'd</font>
Oh.

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Oh.

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<font color="#00ffff">And it's down the back of my pants,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">so that will give you a hint</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about where the tattoo is.</font>

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Oh, do you have a tramp stamp?
<font color="#00ffff">No! I'm not a tramp.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's a Gaelic heart.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's sort of a love knot.</font>

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Oh, I thought it might have been
a sun at the crack of Dawn.

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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No?
<font color="#00ffff">No!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Definitely not.</font>

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Alright, let's play HARD!

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<font color="#ffff00">ANNOUNCER: Win or lose five points.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Steal an answer, double points.</font>

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I'll ask each of you five questions
<font color="#ffff00">Steal an answer, double points.</font>

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I'll ask each of you five questions
on your expert subject.

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Right, you get five points, wrong,
I will take five points from you.

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The rest of you can steal at any time
to get double points.

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Let's start with Dawn
and her expert subject Mata Hari.

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Born Margaretha Zelle
in the Netherlands,

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Mata Hari was recruited to spy
for France during World War I

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before being executed by the French
for spying for which other country?

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Dawn.
<font color="#00ffff">Germany.</font>

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Dawn.
Correct.

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Correct.

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Despite having limited
formal training,

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Mata Hari found fame
as an exotic dancer,

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claiming to have learned her
technique while living on

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which Indonesian island?

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Dawn.
<font color="#00ffff">Sumatra.</font>

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Incorrect. It's wide open.
<font color="#00ff00">AUDIENCE: Aww.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(BUZZ!)</font>
Sonny for the steel.

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<font color="#ffff00">Java.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

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Correct! Double points for you.

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<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

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The name Mata Hari comes
from the Malay language.

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Do you know what Mata Hari trans...
<font color="#00ff00">(DING!)</font>

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No. Sorry, we're just...
This is just...

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No. Sorry, we're just...
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

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This is just chitchat.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>
Yeah, this is just chit...

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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So, the name Mata Hari just comes
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

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So, the name Mata Hari just comes
from the Malay language, yeah?

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So, the name Mata Hari just comes
'Cause we're just chatting now.

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'Cause we're just chatting now.

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll relax, OK.</font>

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Just relax.
<font color="#00ffff">I'll relax, OK.</font>

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Just relax.
<font color="#00ffff">Yep.</font>

191
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Yeah.
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I do.</font>

192
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So, out of curiosity,
not as part of the quiz,

193
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do you know where the name
Mata Hari came...

194
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<font color="#00ff00">(BUZZ!)</font>
No!

195
00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:13,380
<font color="#00ff00">(BUZZ!)</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

196
00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:17,260
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)</font>

197
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I'll start taking points.

198
00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,100
Do you know Mata Hari,
what it translates to?

199
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<font color="#00ffff">Yes, the eye of the dawn.</font>
Right.

200
00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:24,980
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, the eye of the dawn.</font>
While performing throughout Europe,

201
00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:26,460
While performing throughout Europe,

202
00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:26,700
Mata Hari had numerous
While performing throughout Europe,

203
00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,660
Mata Hari had numerous
lovers and admirers,

204
00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,580
including which famous
La boheme composer?

205
00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,220
For the steal, it's Dave!
<font color="#ffff00">Puccini.</font>

206
00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:36,460
For the steal, it's Dave!
Correct! Double points to you.

207
00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:38,380
Correct! Double points to you.

208
00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:41,700
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

209
00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:41,940
Creating a 2016 national
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

210
00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:44,740
Creating a 2016 national
Dutch ballet production

211
00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:44,980
Creating a 2016 national
based on Mata Hari's life,

212
00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:46,420
based on Mata Hari's life,

213
00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:50,660
the show's choreographer compared
her to which Oscar-winning singer?

214
00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,020
It's wide open!

215
00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,460
For the steal, it's Dave!

216
00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:58,700
<font color="#ffff00">Lady Gaga.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">(DAWN LAUGHS)</font>

217
00:07:58,700 --> 00:07:58,940
<font color="#ffff00">Lady Gaga.</font>
Correct! Double points to you.

218
00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,700
Correct! Double points to you.

219
00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:04,300
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

220
00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,260
Sipping on your champagne,
listening to your Lady Gaga.

221
00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,020
Last question in your set, Dawn.

222
00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:13,580
Eyewitness accounts of Mata Hari's
execution by firing squad

223
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,100
said that she refused to wear
what covering?

224
00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,700
Dawn.
<font color="#00ffff">A mask.</font>

225
00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,260
Incorrect.
<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>

226
00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,980
Dave for the steal.
<font color="#ffff00">A blindfold.</font>

227
00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,620
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>
Correct.

228
00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,740
Double points to you.
<font color="#00ffff">Bastard.</font>

229
00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:31,540
<font color="#00ff00">(APPLAUSE)</font>

230
00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,500
<font color="#00ffff">That's not a real photo, by the way.</font>

231
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:34,740
That's not a real photo?
<font color="#00ffff">That's not a real photo, by the way.</font>

232
00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,500
That's not a real photo?
<font color="#00ffff">That's taken from a movie.</font>

233
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,940
It's a photo from a film.
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

234
00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,660
So, it's not a photo of the event?
<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

235
00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:42,180
It IS a real photo, though,
it's not a (BLEEP) drawing, is it?

236
00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:44,100
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

237
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:44,340
Alright, next set of questions
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

238
00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:47,500
Alright, next set of questions
is for Sonny on Grand Theft Auto.

239
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:47,740
Alright, next set of questions
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

240
00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:50,220
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

241
00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,180
Selling more than 400 million
copies as a series

242
00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:54,900
since the first game in 1997,

243
00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:59,540
the original working title for
Grand Theft Auto was Race 'N' what?

244
00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,660
<font color="#00ff00">(TIMER BUZZES)</font>

245
00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:06,220
Time's up. Chase. Race 'N' Chase.

246
00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,940
Have you heard of that?

247
00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:08,140
Have you heard of that?
No, you never played the original.

248
00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,620
No, you never played the original.

249
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,180
<font color="#ffff00">The first one's too old for me.</font>

250
00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:11,420
No, I'm just saying.
<font color="#ffff00">The first one's too old for me.</font>

251
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,380
No, I'm just saying.
You can watch The Wizard Of Oz.

252
00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:16,020
I wasn't born when it came out,
but it's still there.

253
00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:16,260
I wasn't born when it came out,
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

254
00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,100
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

255
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:17,340
You know what I mean?
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

256
00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,860
You know what I mean?
<font color="#ffff00">True.</font>

257
00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:21,380
You don't go, "Oh, wheels were
invented before I was born,

258
00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:25,020
"so when I drive my car, I just have
(BLEEP) squares on there."

259
00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,460
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

260
00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:28,300
Grand Theft Auto V set a record,

261
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,860
as it turns out, earning
a billion dollars in three days.

262
00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:36,420
As of 2023, that one release
has made almost $8 billion.

263
00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,860
The third GTA saw a change
from top-down, 2-D animation

264
00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:44,740
to an open 3-D world, allowing
players to explore Liberty City,

265
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:47,340
which is loosely based
on which metropolis?

266
00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,660
Sonny.
<font color="#ffff00">New York City.</font>

267
00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:48,900
Sonny.
Correct!

268
00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,180
Correct!

269
00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,340
Protagonist CJ needs to eat

270
00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:57,020
to maintain his health
in GTA: San Andreas,

271
00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:59,700
but more than 11 meals
in six hours will make him

272
00:09:59,700 --> 00:09:59,940
but more than 11 meals
lose health and do what?

273
00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,620
lose health and do what?

274
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,100
Sonny.

275
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,580
<font color="#ffff00">Die.</font>

276
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:07,020
Incorrect. It's wide open.

277
00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,500
For the steal, it's Dawn!
<font color="#ffff00">Vomit.</font>

278
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,300
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>
Correct. Double points for you!

279
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:12,540
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

280
00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:15,620
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

281
00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:22,460
I have to be honest, Dawn, I did not
expect you to steal any questions

282
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:22,700
I have to be honest, Dawn, I did not
on Grand Theft Auto.

283
00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,060
on Grand Theft Auto.

284
00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,700
<font color="#00ffff">I've surprised myself, Tom.</font>

285
00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,060
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

286
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,900
Radio stations are an
important feature of GTA,

287
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,220
including flashback 95.6,

288
00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:35,980
which only plays songs from
what Al Pacino mobster film?

289
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,980
Sonny.
<font color="#ffff00">Scarface.</font>

290
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,020
Correct.

291
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,860
Last question in your set, Sonny.

292
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,100
A 2014 lawsuit against
Last question in your set, Sonny.

293
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,940
A 2014 lawsuit against
the game's publishers

294
00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:49,980
claiming GTA V's
troubled starlet Lacey Jonas

295
00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,940
was based on her, was brought
by which actress?

296
00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:59,660
Sonny.
<font color="#ffff00">Is it Carmen Electra?</font>

297
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,900
Incorrect. It's wide open.

298
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,140
<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>
Dawn for the steal.

299
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,300
<font color="#00ffff">Pamela Stephenson.</font>

300
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,340
Incorrect.

301
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,860
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

302
00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:10,060
<font color="#00ff00">(TIMER BUZZES)</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

303
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,220
<font color="#00ff00">(TIMER BUZZES)</font>

304
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:12,740
Time's up. Lindsay Lohan.

305
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:12,940
Time's up. Lindsay Lohan.
<font color="#00ff00">(GROANING)</font>

306
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,700
<font color="#00ff00">(GROANING)</font>

307
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,500
Yeah, it was shot down in 2016.

308
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,940
She appealed again in 2018
and lost again.

309
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,060
The judge said the character
was a generic 20-something woman

310
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:27,780
without any particular identifying
physical characteristics.

311
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:28,020
without any particular identifying
Sounds like Lindsay to me.

312
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,220
Sounds like Lindsay to me.

313
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,620
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

314
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:34,020
Alright, time now for Dave
on champagne.

315
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:34,260
Alright, time now for Dave
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

316
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,820
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

317
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:41,780
Despite going to great lengths,
17th-century monk Dom Perignon

318
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:44,220
ultimately failed to eliminate
what perceived fault

319
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:44,460
ultimately failed to eliminate
that is now a signature of champagne.

320
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,700
that is now a signature of champagne.

321
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,020
Dave.
<font color="#00ffff">Bubbles.</font>

322
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:48,260
Dave.
Correct.

323
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:49,460
Correct.

324
00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:56,700
Carbonation in Perignon's time meant
champagne regularly exploded,

325
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:59,820
leading to the nickname
the Devil's Wine.

326
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:04,220
Madame Clicquot was so successful
running her dead husband's champagne

327
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,980
house that other brands began
adding verve to their labels,

328
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:07,220
house that other brands began
despite the title meaning what?

329
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,860
despite the title meaning what?

330
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,580
Dave.
<font color="#00ffff">Widow.</font>

331
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,620
Correct.

332
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,300
<font color="#00ff00">(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)</font>

333
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:18,820
In 2023, a spokesperson confirmed
that Taittinger would not need

334
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:22,460
to add sugar due to grape acidity
levels being affected by what?

335
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,740
Dave.
<font color="#ffff00">Climate change.</font>

336
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:29,260
Correct.
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

337
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:32,740
Grapes in the Champagne region
are being harvested a month earlier

338
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,180
because they're ripening
too quickly.

339
00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:37,260
So, climate change is making
champagne taste better.

340
00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,540
So, Sky News is right -
it's not all bad.

341
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,180
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

342
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,260
Can't wait to find out how
microplastics improve caviar.

343
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:46,500
Can't wait to find out how
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

344
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,780
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

345
00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:50,100
Have a listen to this.

346
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,500
<font color="#00ff00">(KILLER QUEEN BY QUEEN PLAYS)</font>

347
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,420
In the opening of
the song Killer Queen,

348
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:58,620
Freddie Mercury mispronounces
which brand of champagne?

349
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:01,660
For the steal, it's Lillian!
<font color="#ffff00">Moet Chandon.</font>

350
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,140
Correct. Double points to you.

351
00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:06,620
<font color="#00ff00">(APPLAUSE)</font>

352
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,220
What did you say?

353
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:08,460
I think I mispronounced it.
What did you say?

354
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:11,020
I think I mispronounced it.
<font color="#ffff00">I know.</font>

355
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:11,260
I think I mispronounced it.
Yeah, it's Moet and Chandon.

356
00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,140
Yeah, it's Moet and Chandon.

357
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,540
Uh, because Moet is a Dutch name, not
a French one, so you pronounce the T.

358
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:16,780
Uh, because Moet is a Dutch name, not
It's not silent.

359
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:17,940
It's not silent.

360
00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,740
Last question in your set, Dave.

361
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:19,980
In 2021, Vladimir Putin signed a law
Last question in your set, Dave.

362
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:23,900
In 2021, Vladimir Putin signed a law
requiring all champagne bottles

363
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:27,340
to be labelled "sparkling wine"
except those from which country?

364
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:27,580
to be labelled "sparkling wine"
For the steal, it's Lillian.

365
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,220
For the steal, it's Lillian.

366
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:29,460
<font color="#ffff00">Russia.</font>
For the steal, it's Lillian.

367
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,300
<font color="#ffff00">Russia.</font>
Correct. Double points to you.

368
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:32,540
<font color="#ffff00">Russia.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

369
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,020
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

370
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,580
A major champagne producer
threatened to pull their wines

371
00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:39,260
from the Russian market,
but backed down three days later.

372
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,700
The Russian for champagne
is Shampanskoye,

373
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,420
which sounds dangerously like
Champagne-esque,

374
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:45,660
which sounds dangerously like
or what we'd call Aldi Fizz.

375
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,420
or what we'd call Aldi Fizz.

376
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,500
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

377
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:49,740
Alright, last set in the expert
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

378
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,900
Alright, last set in the expert
round is Lillian and The Hobbit.

379
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,140
Alright, last set in the expert
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

380
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,980
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

381
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:59,300
Following the adventures of
Bilbo Baggins as he encounters

382
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,780
dwarves, elves, and
a treasure-hungry dragon,

383
00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:05,620
The Hobbit is J.R.R. Tolkien's
prelude to what fantasy series?

384
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,860
Lillian.
Lord Of The Rings

385
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,660
Correct.

386
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,780
Bilbo also shows up
in Lord Of The Rings

387
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:18,380
as a close relative of Frodo,
one of the heroes of that story.

388
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,220
On his first day filming
for the movie adaptation,

389
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,660
Martin Freeman, as Bilbo, recorded
a famous scene from the book

390
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:25,940
alongside what notorious...

391
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,940
Lillian.
<font color="#ffff00">Gollum.</font>

392
00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:28,180
Lillian.
Correct.

393
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,420
Correct.

394
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,380
In the book and first film,
Bilbo and his dwarf companions

395
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:37,860
are captured by a group of trolls
who discuss ways of preparing them

396
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:41,580
as food, such as turning them
into jelly by doing what?

397
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,100
Lillian.
<font color="#ffff00">Sitting on them and squashing them.</font>

398
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:44,340
Lillian.
Correct.

399
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,420
Correct.

400
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,820
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

401
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:51,180
Throughout the trilogy, Gandalf
pairs up with fellow wizard

402
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,020
Radagast the Brown,
who travels around Middle-earth

403
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:57,100
with the help of giant rabbits
pulling what type of vehicle?

404
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,060
Lillian.
<font color="#ffff00">A sled.</font>

405
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,780
Correct.
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

406
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,740
Yeah, the sled's also featured
in Grand Theft Auto: Middle-earth.

407
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:04,980
Yeah, the sled's also featured
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

408
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,220
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

409
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,500
Last question in your set, Lillian.

410
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:13,140
The Hobbiton movie set is a permanent
New Zealand tourist attraction

411
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,700
that celebrated the first film's
10th anniversary

412
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,340
by offering overnight accommodation
through what company?

413
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,340
For the steal, it's Sonny.
<font color="#00ffff">Airbnb.</font>

414
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:25,500
Correct. Double points to you.

415
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,220
Alright, we've done there subjects.
Now let's do mine.

416
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:36,100
This week, I've been really
getting into word games.

417
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:36,340
This week, I've been really
I love word games.

418
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,340
I love word games.

419
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,460
Nothing brings a family together like

420
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:39,700
shaming the middle child
Nothing brings a family together like

421
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,940
shaming the middle child
who can't spell.

422
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,260
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

423
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,380
This round is multiple choice.

424
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,620
Select your answers on your screens,

425
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,060
then press the buzzer
to lock in the answer.

426
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,380
Are any of you fond of word games?

427
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,380
Oh, OK.

428
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,740
<font color="#00ffff">I'm a middle child, though,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Tom and I can spell, I think.</font>

429
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,980
Oh.
<font color="#00ffff">I'm pretty sure I can spell.</font>

430
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,460
OK. How do you spell Veuve Clicquot.

431
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,340
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, let's move on.</font>
OK.

432
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,180
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

433
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,220
Becoming a global hit in 2022,

434
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,980
Wordle offered what praise
for guessing a five-letter word

435
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,220
Wordle offered what praise
on the second attempt?

436
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,260
on the second attempt?

437
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,220
These are all working titles
for my autobiography.

438
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:17,460
These are all working titles
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

439
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,900
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

440
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,020
The answer is A - magnificent.

441
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,460
Wordle was made by
a guy called Josh Wardle,

442
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,340
who became a millionaire when
The New York Times bought his game.

443
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,100
Typically, the winner of
a game of Bananagrams

444
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,340
Typically, the winner of
is awarded which title?

445
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,820
is awarded which title?

446
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,260
Lillian, you've got
a look on your face

447
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,460
like you're back at
the tattoo parlour.

448
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,540
You're like...
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

449
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,060
The answer is C - Top Banana.

450
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,940
Adhering to the rules of Boggle,

451
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:08,180
which of these words can
Adhering to the rules of Boggle,

452
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,580
which of these words can
be found in this grid?

453
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,940
<font color="#ffff00">(GROANS)</font>

454
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,900
The answer is C - densest.

455
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:35,020
You had to join the letters up,
down, across or diagonally

456
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:35,260
You had to join the letters up,
and only use each letter once.

457
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,500
and only use each letter once.

458
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:42,100
For example, in this grid I found
the words "Gogglebox is crap."

459
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:42,340
For example, in this grid I found
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

460
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,900
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

461
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:51,220
Which former US president helped to
compile The New York Times crossword

462
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:51,460
Which former US president helped to
published on Friday 12th of May 2017?

463
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,980
published on Friday 12th of May 2017?

464
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,900
The answer is D - Bill Clinton.

465
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,140
Last question in my round's
worth double points.

466
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:08,420
Last question in my round's
worth double points.
Which of these three-letter
combinations forms

467
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,740
Which of these three-letter
combinations forms

468
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,140
an officially playable word
in Scrabble?

469
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,660
So, which of these three-letter
combinations forms

470
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,300
an officially playable word
in Scrabble?

471
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,980
The answer is a - aba.

472
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:40,660
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

473
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,500
<font color="#00ffff">(MOUTHS WORDS)</font>

474
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:47,180
An aba is a Middle Eastern garment.

475
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,860
Alright, at the end of
my round, Dawn,

476
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:49,100
Alright, at the end of
you're at the bottom on -10.

477
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,420
you're at the bottom on -10.

478
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,660
Get over here.

479
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:54,300
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

480
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,940
I was looking forward to
you hanging around, Dawn.

481
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,700
<font color="#00ffff">I know.</font>
You're good value. What happened?

482
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,220
<font color="#00ffff">You know what happened?</font>
No.

483
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:11,140
<font color="#00ffff">I was overcome by your</font>
<font color="#00ffff">good looks and charisma,</font>

484
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:11,380
<font color="#00ffff">I was overcome by your</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I couldn't concentrate.</font>

485
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,260
<font color="#00ffff">and I couldn't concentrate.</font>

486
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,540
Maybe you, me and the blow-up doll

487
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,980
should go around Australia
a second time.

488
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:16,220
should go around Australia
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

489
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,460
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

490
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:17,700
<font color="#00ffff">That'd be great.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

491
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,020
<font color="#00ffff">That'd be great.</font>
Yeah, it'd be nice.

492
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,700
<font color="#00ffff">I'll go home and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">blow him up straightaway.</font>

493
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:21,940
<font color="#00ffff">I'll go home and</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

494
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,420
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

495
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:23,660
<font color="#00ffff">Out.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

496
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,900
<font color="#00ffff">Out.</font>
Alright, out!

497
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:25,140
<font color="#00ffff">Out.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">(SHRIEKS)</font>

498
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,180
<font color="#00ffff">(SHRIEKS)</font>

499
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,700
There she goes.

500
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,580
It's the People's Round.

501
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,660
Dust your windowsills,
play along at home.

502
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:40,900
Your time starts now.
Dust your windowsills,
play along at home.

503
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,340
Your time starts now.

504
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,820
Which insect is commonly
known as a mozzie?

505
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,300
Sonny.
<font color="#ffff00">Mosquito.</font>

506
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,220
Yes.

507
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,980
Who was the first president
of the United States?

508
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,700
Dave.
<font color="#00ffff">George Washington.</font>

509
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:51,940
Dave.
Yes.

510
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,940
Yes.

511
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:56,140
A triptych is an artwork
consisting of how many panels?

512
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,300
Dave.
<font color="#00ffff">Three.</font>

513
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:01,420
Yes. Golfer Jack Nicklaus
is known as the Golden what?

514
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,740
Dave.
<font color="#00ffff">Bear.</font>

515
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:03,700
Yes.

516
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,260
A synagogue is a place of worship
in which faith?

517
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,860
Lillian.
<font color="#00ff00">Judaism.</font>

518
00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,700
Yes.

519
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:12,140
What was the signature colour
of the singer Prince?

520
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,260
Sonny.
<font color="#ffff00">Purple.</font>

521
00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:13,500
Sonny.
Yes.

522
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,260
Yes.

523
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:17,980
Graham Kennedy was banned from
live TV for mimicking what bird?

524
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,140
Sonny.
<font color="#ffff00">Magpie.</font>

525
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:21,380
Sonny.
No. Crow.

526
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,340
No. Crow.

527
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:23,580
Who lit the cauldron at the
No. Crow.

528
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:26,300
Who lit the cauldron at the
opening ceremony of the Sydney...

529
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:26,540
Who lit the cauldron at the
Time's up. Olympics!

530
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,780
Time's up. Olympics!

531
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,780
Cathy Freeman is the answer.

532
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:31,020
Alright, at the end of
Cathy Freeman is the answer.

533
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,300
Alright, at the end of
the People's Round,

534
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,420
Sonny, you're at the bottom
on 10. Get over here.

535
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:34,660
Sonny, you're at the bottom
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

536
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,900
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

537
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,460
What happened?
<font color="#ffff00">Ran out of health. Now I'm wasted.</font>

538
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,300
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

539
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:51,020
Well, you can go and save the game
backstage and try again.

540
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,660
<font color="#ffff00">Is that how it works</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in real life, too?</font>

541
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,900
Yeah, you just go out there
and save it and start again.

542
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,540
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, thanks for letting me know.</font>
Out!

543
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,380
There he goes.

544
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,660
Alright, only two left. Who's going
to be the Hard Quiz champion?

545
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:11,060
Dave and Lillian, get over here,
because it's time to play Hard Quiz.

546
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:16,340
<font color="#ffff00">ANNOUNCER: The Hobbit</font>
<font color="#ffff00">versus champagne.</font>

547
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:21,300
Now, there can only be one Hard Quiz
champion who gets to take home

548
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,820
the limited edition big brass mug.

549
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,300
What will you do with the mug
if you win, Lillian?

550
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,860
<font color="#ffff00">Um, I might get drunk</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and apply for another quiz show.</font>

551
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,540
Oh.

552
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,020
Which one?
<font color="#ffff00">Not Mastermind.</font>

553
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:37,620
No. You'd never go on
that heap of a show.

554
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:37,860
No. You'd never go on
What about you, Dave?

555
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:38,940
What about you, Dave?

556
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:41,420
<font color="#00ffff">Well, at wine tastings, Tom,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">people like to spit the wine out</font>

557
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:44,180
<font color="#00ffff">between drinks, so I think I'll take</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it home and use it as a spittoon.</font>

558
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:44,420
<font color="#00ffff">between drinks, so I think I'll take</font>
OK.

559
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,220
OK.

560
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:49,540
It's best of five,
penalty shoot-out style.

561
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,540
Harder questions on
your expert subject.

562
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:53,580
So, it's Lillian's knowledge
of The Hobbit

563
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,260
versus Dave's knowledge of champagne.

564
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:56,940
Let's play HARD.

565
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,140
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>
Let's play HARD.

566
00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,420
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

567
00:21:59,420 --> 00:21:59,660
Lillian, in The Hobbit, Bilbo travels
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)</font>

568
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:04,780
Lillian, in The Hobbit, Bilbo travels
with a company of 13 dwarves.

569
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:05,020
Lillian, in The Hobbit, Bilbo travels
What are their names?

570
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,340
What are their names?

571
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:10,220
<font color="#ffff00">OK, so, Thorin, Dwalin, Balin,</font>

572
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,540
<font color="#ffff00">Bifur, Bombur, Bofur, Oin, Gloin,</font>

573
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,940
<font color="#ffff00">Dori, Nori, Ori, Fili, Kili.</font>

574
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,820
Correct.
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

575
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:28,420
Dave, unlike still wine, champagne
has a secondary fermentation

576
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:31,980
in the bottle, where sediment
and yeast collect in the neck.

577
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:35,980
In modern champagne making,
how is this removed?

578
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:40,140
<font color="#00ffff">In modern champagne making,</font>

579
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:43,900
<font color="#00ffff">they freeze the top of the bottle</font>

580
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:44,140
<font color="#00ffff">and eject it out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">they freeze the top of the bottle</font>

581
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:46,820
<font color="#00ffff">and eject it out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with the frozen cap.</font>

582
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,300
Correct.

583
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:57,460
Lillian, Smaug the dragon is played
by Benedict Cumberbatch,

584
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,700
whose voice was given extra resonance
through the addition

585
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,740
of a mating call by what animal?

586
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,180
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I remember reading about this.</font>

587
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,780
<font color="#ffff00">I want to say it's, like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a bird or a reptile,</font>

588
00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:14,100
<font color="#ffff00">but I can't think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of which one it would be.</font>

589
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:14,340
<font color="#ffff00">but I can't think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm going to say an iguana.</font>

590
00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:16,260
<font color="#ffff00">I'm going to say an iguana.</font>

591
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:20,020
Incorrect.

592
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:22,420
The correct answer is alligator.

593
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:27,500
Yeah, there's an alligator there,
which looks a bit like a crocodile,

594
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:27,740
Yeah, there's an alligator there,
which doesn't look like your tattoo.

595
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,060
which doesn't look like your tattoo.

596
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:31,740
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

597
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:32,820
Marty!

598
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,380
<font color="#ffff00">Whoo.</font>

599
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:46,380
Dave, we have here a selection
of different wineglasses

600
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,740
and a bottle of champagne.

601
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:50,140
Pour this champagne into the glass

602
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:53,300
that will keep it bubbly
for the longest time.

603
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:56,900
There's a wineglass, a tulip,
a coupe and a flute.

604
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,140
There's a wineglass, a tulip,
<font color="#00ffff">OK. Um...</font>

605
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:58,940
<font color="#00ffff">OK. Um...</font>

606
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,740
<font color="#00ffff">It's not the coupe.</font>

607
00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:07,580
<font color="#00ffff">It's possibly not the wineglass.</font>

608
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,860
<font color="#00ffff">Do you fancy a glass, Tom?</font>

609
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:13,060
Uh, I fancy a correct answer.

610
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,020
<font color="#00ffff">Sure.</font>

611
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,540
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

612
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:16,780
<font color="#00ffff">Narrow flute would probably</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

613
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:20,260
<font color="#00ffff">Narrow flute would probably</font>
<font color="#00ffff">keep the bubbles the most.</font>

614
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,660
<font color="#00ffff">But it feels like a trick question.</font>

615
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:29,300
<font color="#00ffff">So, I'm just going to have a go,</font>

616
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:32,380
<font color="#00ffff">and pour it into one glass.</font>

617
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:37,620
<font color="#00ffff">There you go.</font>

618
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,060
Correct.

619
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:43,260
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

620
00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:43,500
Yeah, flutes stay bubbly
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

621
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,060
Yeah, flutes stay bubbly
for the longest,

622
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:46,980
but that's about all they've
got going for them.

623
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,660
Anyway, thanks for that.
<font color="#00ffff">Cheers.</font>

624
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:55,660
Uh, Marty! Thank you.

625
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:59,580
That was really good.
We should do that every show.

626
00:24:59,580 --> 00:24:59,820
That was really good.
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

627
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,780
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

628
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:02,020
Lillian, in the first film,
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

629
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:05,340
Lillian, in the first film,
the dwarves are confronted

630
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:09,100
by the Great Goblin, who threatens
to make them squawk

631
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:12,980
by torturing them with the Mangler
and what other device?

632
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,020
<font color="#ffff00">Um, it's in a song.</font>

633
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:22,220
<font color="#ffff00">I don't think it's right,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but I'm going to say the Stretcher.</font>

634
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:27,940
Incorrect. The correct answer
is the Bone Breaker.

635
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:28,180
Incorrect. The correct answer
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, that's right.</font>

636
00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:29,620
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, that's right.</font>

637
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:35,580
Dave, ships were once christened by
pouring wine out of a silver goblet,

638
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,820
then throwing the goblet
overboard.

639
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:40,860
The tradition of smashing champagne
bottles was ushered in

640
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:41,100
The tradition of smashing champagne
by which British monarch?

641
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,780
by which British monarch?

642
00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:43,020
<font color="#00ffff">I think ships are female,</font>
by which British monarch?

643
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:46,460
<font color="#00ffff">I think ships are female,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not sure.</font>

644
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:51,420
<font color="#00ffff">So it would maybe make sense</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that it's a female monarch.</font>

645
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:59,140
<font color="#00ffff">But, um, I'm going to say</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't feel like Victoria was</font>

646
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:04,340
<font color="#00ffff">a real kind of champagne party girl,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so I'm probably going to say...</font>

647
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,100
<font color="#00ffff">..Queen Anne.</font>

648
00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,940
Incorrect.

649
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,420
The correct answer
is Queen Victoria.

650
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,180
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

651
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:16,420
Yeah, with more and more ships
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

652
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,660
Yeah, with more and more ships
being built, it was cheaper to smash

653
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,300
bottles than to chuck out cups,
because a goblet's quite expensive.

654
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,620
So smashing a champagne
bottle is actually cheaper.

655
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:28,140
Lillian, due to a lack of
female characters in the book,

656
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,460
the filmmakers created
the elf Tauriel,

657
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:36,580
whose name was devised from an elfish
translation of what three words?

658
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,380
<font color="#ffff00">I have no idea.</font>

659
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:39,620
<font color="#ffff00">Um, probably going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I have no idea.</font>

660
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,940
<font color="#ffff00">Um, probably going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">have to take a guess.</font>

661
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,180
<font color="#ffff00">Um, probably going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Tauriel.</font>

662
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,180
<font color="#ffff00">Tauriel.</font>

663
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,020
<font color="#ffff00">Um...</font>

664
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,180
<font color="#ffff00">I'm just going to say</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"red-haired archer".</font>

665
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:55,020
Incorrect. The correct answer
is "daughter of Mirkwood".

666
00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,140
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, of course.</font>

667
00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,620
Does that ring a bell
now that I've said it.

668
00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:57,860
Does that ring a bell
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

669
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:58,620
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

670
00:26:58,620 --> 00:26:58,860
Did the filmmakers
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

671
00:26:58,860 --> 00:26:59,980
Did the filmmakers
actually do anything

672
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:00,220
Did the filmmakers
with this strong female character,

673
00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,260
with this strong female character,

674
00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:03,580
or did they just put her
in some bullshit love triangle?

675
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,620
<font color="#ffff00">They gave her a love interest.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

676
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:05,860
<font color="#ffff00">They gave her a love interest.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">With the hot dwarf.</font>

677
00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:06,980
<font color="#ffff00">With the hot dwarf.</font>

678
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:13,100
You seem quite happy about it.
<font color="#ffff00">(LAUGHS) Yeah.</font>

679
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:13,340
You seem quite happy about it.
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

680
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,020
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

681
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:15,260
I feel like you're
<font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHTER)</font>

682
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,700
I feel like you're
letting down the sisterhood.

683
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:20,020
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. No, I hated it.</font>
OK.

684
00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,940
Dave, if you get this right,
you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

685
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,940
Have a look at these
Art Nouveau pieces

686
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:25,180
Have a look at these
by Czech artist Alphonse Mucha.

687
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,060
by Czech artist Alphonse Mucha.

688
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:30,860
Which one is an advertisement
for Moet and Chandon?

689
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:33,980
<font color="#00ffff">I did research these.</font>

690
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,780
<font color="#00ffff">But of course I don't remember.</font>

691
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,500
<font color="#00ffff">And that's not a valid excuse,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">unfortunately.</font>

692
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,660
<font color="#00ffff">Um...</font>

693
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:46,260
<font color="#00ffff">I think the first one is not.</font>

694
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:49,300
<font color="#00ffff">So, that's something.</font>

695
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,780
<font color="#00ffff">And I think the...</font>

696
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,860
<font color="#00ffff">..third one is not.</font>

697
00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:57,060
<font color="#00ffff">..third one is not.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Which, I'm no mathematician,</font>

698
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:59,420
<font color="#00ffff">Which, I'm no mathematician,</font>

699
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:01,940
<font color="#00ffff">but I think that leaves</font>
<font color="#00ffff">one candidate,</font>

700
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:02,180
<font color="#00ffff">which I will say the middle one.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but I think that leaves</font>
<font color="#00ffff">one candidate,</font>

701
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,300
<font color="#00ffff">which I will say the middle one.</font>

702
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:09,300
Incorrect.

703
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:12,540
The correct answer is
the one on the left.

704
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:12,780
The correct answer is
the one on the left.
The one in the middle is for Ruinart,

705
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:15,180
The one in the middle is for Ruinart,

706
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:15,420
and the one on the right is
The one in the middle is for Ruinart,

707
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:17,780
and the one on the right is
for the Austrian exhibition

708
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:18,020
and the one on the right is
at the Paris World's Fair in 1900.

709
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:20,340
at the Paris World's Fair in 1900.

710
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:20,540
It's nothing to do with champagne.
at the Paris World's Fair in 1900.

711
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:22,140
It's nothing to do with champagne.

712
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,060
You've got a chance here, Lillian.
<font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

713
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:29,380
In the book, according to
the runes on the dwarves map,

714
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:32,180
what are the dimensions
of the secret entrance to the lower

715
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:32,420
what are the dimensions
halls of the mountain?

716
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,660
halls of the mountain?

717
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:37,660
<font color="#ffff00">Five feet high and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">three may walk abreast.</font>

718
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:37,900
<font color="#ffff00">Five feet high and</font>
Correct.

719
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:38,900
Correct.

720
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:41,300
<font color="#00ff00">(CHEERING)</font>

721
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,700
Alright, Dave,
if you get this right,

722
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:45,940
Alright, Dave,
you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

723
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,700
you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

724
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:47,940
The Great French Wine Blight of 1863
you are tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

725
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:52,660
The Great French Wine Blight of 1863
was caused by an introduced species

726
00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:56,060
of aphid brought over
from the United States,

727
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:59,060
and was eventually solved
in what way?

728
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:04,420
<font color="#00ffff">Uh, it wiped virtually</font>
<font color="#00ffff">everything out,</font>

729
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:08,100
<font color="#00ffff">and, um, they tried all manner</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of things to fix it,</font>

730
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:08,380
<font color="#00ffff">and, um, they tried all manner</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of things to fix it,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but in the end, it was quite simple,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">since it came from America,</font>

731
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:12,740
<font color="#00ffff">but in the end, it was quite simple,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">since it came from America,</font>

732
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:16,460
<font color="#00ffff">they replanted the vines</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on American roots.</font>

733
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:22,420
Correct. Which means you are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

734
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,300
Alright, Lillian, you know
what this means. Out!

735
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,620
There she goes.

736
00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:34,580
Congratulations, Dave. You are
tonight's Hard Quiz champion.

737
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:36,660
Which means you get
the big brass mug

738
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:36,900
Which means you get
and you get to do the sign-off.

739
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,700
and you get to do the sign-off.

740
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:38,900
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks for playing HARD!</font>
and you get to do the sign-off.

741
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,460
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks for playing HARD!</font>

742
00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:42,860
Yes!

743
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:43,060
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744
00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:44,860
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745
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:47,060
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