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<i>This is Free City.</i>

2
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<i>Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.</i>

3
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<i>And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.</i>

4
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<i>They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.</i>

5
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You are so hot.

6
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Oh, I know.

7
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<i>See? That's not even his car.</i>

8
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<i>Or his wife.</i>

9
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<i>For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.</i>

10
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<i>They go on all sorts of missions.</i>

11
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<i>They got cool hair, cool clothes.</i>

12
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<i>I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.</i>

13
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<i>Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.</i>

14
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<i>Or that nice lady.</i>

15
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<i>See what I mean? Hero.</i>

16
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<i>My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.</i>

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Good morning, Goldie.

18
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<i>I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.</i>

19
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<i>I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,</i>

20
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<i>and I work at the bank.</i>

21
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<i>What more could a guy want?</i>

22
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<i>Sunday should be warm and sunny</i>

23
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<i>with just a scattering of drive-bys.</i>

24
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<i>Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,</i>

25
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<i>which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire</i>

26
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<i>from a renegade gunship stolen by--</i>

27
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<i>And every morning,</i>

28
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<i>I start my day
with the most delicious coffee</i>

29
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<i>in the whole, wide, whole world.</i>

30
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

31
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You know it. Mmm.

32
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Mmm!

33
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That is unexpectedly hot.

34
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Jeez, that's good.

35
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.

36
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Thank you for making this
with such love.

37
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You're welcome.

38
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Officer Johnny!

39
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Have a good one, Guy.

40
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!

41
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Hold the fudge.

42
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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.

43
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.

44
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Oh! So close.

45
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Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.

46
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I wanna write a song about it.

47
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I wanna dance to that song with my body.

48
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I love my life.

49
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.

50
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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.

51
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Oh, Joe!

52
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?

53
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.

54
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<i>In Free City, I have everything I need.</i>

55
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Don't have a good day...

56
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...have a great day.

57
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Thank you.

58
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Take care.

59
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<i>Except one thing.</i>

60
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Seem happy.

61
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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.

62
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.

63
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?

64
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Maybe it's not meant to be.

65
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Everybody down on the ground!

66
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I know the woman I'm looking for.

67
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Oh, let me guess.

68
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- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
- Sense of humour.

69
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.

70
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.

71
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.

72
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.

73
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.

74
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.

75
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.

76
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.

77
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

78
00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,312
So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?

79
00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:06,397
Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.

80
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That makes me so happy.

81
00:05:07,857 --> 00:05:08,858
Me too.

82
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What have you got?

83
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?

84
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You got a video or a screen grab?

85
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Nope. But I know who does.

86
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?

87
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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.

88
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?

89
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'Cause maybe we could meet up later.

90
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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.

91
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Got jokes, huh?

92
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.

93
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.

94
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Now, I got a question.

95
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?

96
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.

97
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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.

98
00:06:00,952 --> 00:06:03,371
Damn, girl, you're so feisty.

99
00:06:03,538 --> 00:06:06,165
But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?

100
00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,626
Those are questions.

101
00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:13,006
Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?

102
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The 2:30?

103
00:06:14,382 --> 00:06:15,842
No, the 4:00.

104
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.

105
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.

106
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- Oh, man.
- Wow.

107
00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:25,226
Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.

108
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Give it to me!

109
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Looks like rain.

110
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Has anyone seen my cat?

111
00:06:32,817 --> 00:06:34,902
You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,

112
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."

113
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I mean, when you put it on there,

114
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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.

115
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

116
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Love that song.

117
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That's a new one.

118
00:07:12,023 --> 00:07:13,024
Hey!

119
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That's her.

120
00:07:16,486 --> 00:07:17,570
Her who?

121
00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,280
That's my dream girl, Buddy.

122
00:07:19,655 --> 00:07:21,115
She exists.

123
00:07:22,784 --> 00:07:24,702
- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

124
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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.

125
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So?

126
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Whatcha mean "so?"

127
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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.

128
00:07:32,376 --> 00:07:34,378
- You know that!
- I gotta try.

129
00:07:34,545 --> 00:07:36,798
Look, Guy! Guy!

130
00:07:37,298 --> 00:07:39,842
Guy! What about beers on the beach?

131
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Excuse me!

132
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Hey!

133
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Hey!

134
00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:03,699
<i>Coming soon</i>... Free City 2!

135
00:08:03,866 --> 00:08:07,411
<i>Bigger! Badder! Radder!</i>

136
00:08:07,578 --> 00:08:09,455
Free City 2: Carnage.

137
00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,082
<i>Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.</i>

138
00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:12,583
You done?

139
00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,586
Sorry. Are you closing?

140
00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:16,671
Yes.

141
00:08:16,754 --> 00:08:18,548
We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,

142
00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,550
one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.

143
00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:24,679
You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.

144
00:08:24,846 --> 00:08:26,514
Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.

145
00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:29,559
Oh, <i>Free City?</i> Ah. No.

146
00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,103
I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher

147
00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,855
and the evidence that I need
is in the game.

148
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- So then I had my codes--
- Oh,

149
00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,359
I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.

150
00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,037
Good morning, Goldie.

151
00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,795
Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

152
00:08:59,463 --> 00:09:00,923
Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

153
00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:07,471
Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.

154
00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:11,058
Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.

155
00:09:11,225 --> 00:09:13,561
It's like a waterfall made of letters.

156
00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:14,812
Excuse me?

157
00:09:14,979 --> 00:09:16,606
I'd like to try a cappuccino.

158
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,232
Please.

159
00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,276
But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

160
00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,111
That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.

161
00:09:22,278 --> 00:09:23,362
Every day. Always.

162
00:09:23,905 --> 00:09:25,907
- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.

163
00:09:27,116 --> 00:09:28,159
Officer Johnny.

164
00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:31,579
I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?

165
00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:34,373
Whatever. Right? Yeah?

166
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,961
Hi.

167
00:09:41,631 --> 00:09:43,424
Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.

168
00:09:44,508 --> 00:09:46,677
Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.

169
00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:48,679
I'm joking.

170
00:09:48,763 --> 00:09:50,598
Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.

171
00:09:50,765 --> 00:09:51,766
He was just kidding!

172
00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:55,269
Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?

173
00:09:55,436 --> 00:09:56,520
No way, no how.

174
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,232
Mmm. That's hot.

175
00:09:59,523 --> 00:10:02,860
It's like Jesus
washed my tongue

176
00:10:03,027 --> 00:10:05,738
but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,

177
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,532
"He's good enough."

178
00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:12,370
Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!

179
00:10:12,453 --> 00:10:13,454
Have a good one, Guy.

180
00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:20,044
Cappuccino.

181
00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:22,964
Don't have a good day...

182
00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,758
...have a great day, I guess.

183
00:10:27,301 --> 00:10:29,053
Okay. Good day to you.

184
00:10:30,221 --> 00:10:33,099
Everybody down on the ground!

185
00:10:33,182 --> 00:10:35,726
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

186
00:11:01,752 --> 00:11:02,920
That's the girl.

187
00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:04,005
We've been over this.

188
00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,923
You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.

189
00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:07,508
It will never work.

190
00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:08,884
She's wearing sunglasses.

191
00:11:09,051 --> 00:11:10,469
We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.

192
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,555
Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.

193
00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:13,723
What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.

194
00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:15,349
Oh, my God. What am I doing?

195
00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:17,184
Hi.

196
00:11:17,351 --> 00:11:18,519
What'd you say?

197
00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:21,063
Hi.

198
00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:23,649
I'm gonna need your sunglasses.

199
00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:24,817
Ooh. Ow.

200
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:25,901
I'm just gonna...

201
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,361
I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.

202
00:11:27,528 --> 00:11:28,738
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

203
00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:29,947
Go back to your side, man.

204
00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:32,283
He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother--

205
00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,909
Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?

206
00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,287
- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.

207
00:11:36,704 --> 00:11:39,373
Stop!

208
00:11:40,249 --> 00:11:41,625
You broken or somethin'?

209
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:42,835
I'm the robber!

210
00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,503
You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!

211
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,671
Please, just stay down!

212
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,758
I said, stay down!

213
00:11:48,924 --> 00:11:50,301
Guy, you don't do this, man.

214
00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,470
This isn't you.

215
00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:53,888
You don't do this.

216
00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:56,390
Maybe I do.

217
00:11:56,891 --> 00:11:59,101
What is wrong with this...

218
00:11:59,268 --> 00:12:00,269
stupid mission?

219
00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:01,687
I told you to smoke his ass.

220
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:02,855
Let go!

221
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,648
I'll give them right back.

222
00:12:04,815 --> 00:12:06,650
I said...

223
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,406
Guy?

224
00:12:17,244 --> 00:12:18,537
He's just resting.

225
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:19,914
In pieces!

226
00:12:19,997 --> 00:12:21,248
That man is dead!

227
00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,459
He's so sleepy.

228
00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:27,380
I'm just gonna put your gun down,

229
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,423
right here,

230
00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:31,634
for when you wake.

231
00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:33,761
- Okay?
- Guy.

232
00:12:34,678 --> 00:12:37,056
Guy! Where you goin'?

233
00:13:08,212 --> 00:13:09,380
Excuse me.

234
00:13:10,631 --> 00:13:11,841
Do you see this?

235
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:15,177
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.

236
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:37,283
Whoo!

237
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,577
Oh!

238
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,870
Giddy up!

239
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,247
I feel brand new.

240
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:55,718
<i>Loser.</i>

241
00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:06,520
What is happening?

242
00:14:09,023 --> 00:14:10,983
So much money.

243
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,505
Hey, Mouser, check this out.

244
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:33,923
What's up, Keys?

245
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,174
What am I looking at?

246
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,885
Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen

247
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,053
and then killed.

248
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,096
The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.

249
00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:42,848
An NPC? That's impossible.

250
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,600
Yeah, exactly.

251
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,894
Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.

252
00:14:47,061 --> 00:14:50,898
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.

253
00:14:51,065 --> 00:14:53,108
I tried that, but I,

254
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,735
I can't trace him.

255
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:58,072
Whoever it is, they're good.

256
00:14:58,155 --> 00:15:01,325
Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.

257
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:03,911
I'm pretty good.

258
00:15:04,078 --> 00:15:05,162
I'll see you on the inside.

259
00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,330
<i>Select your skin.</i>

260
00:15:06,497 --> 00:15:08,374
Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?

261
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,209
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,

262
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,752
big guns, bigger moustache.

263
00:15:11,835 --> 00:15:13,379
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.

264
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,506
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?

265
00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:19,134
Uh, full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.

266
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:20,719
I'm terrified.

267
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:22,346
Let's do this.

268
00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:58,716
Seriously, man.

269
00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:02,261
I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.

270
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:04,888
Excuse me?

271
00:16:06,557 --> 00:16:07,725
Right.

272
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:09,476
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.

273
00:16:10,394 --> 00:16:13,647
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!

274
00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:14,815
Let's go!

275
00:16:14,898 --> 00:16:16,150
Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.

276
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,110
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.

277
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,862
- Closer.
- There he is.

278
00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:21,572
Blue shirt guy.

279
00:16:22,156 --> 00:16:23,407
Blue shirt?

280
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,034
Yes.

281
00:16:25,576 --> 00:16:27,119
Hello, Officer.

282
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,288
Rabbit.

283
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:30,414
Nice skin.

284
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:32,958
Thank you. That's sweet.

285
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,335
How'd you get it?

286
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:37,838
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.

287
00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:39,548
I have naturally dewy skin.

288
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:40,883
Listen up, Neutrogena.

289
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,177
You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.

290
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:44,345
And another thing.

291
00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:45,846
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!

292
00:16:46,013 --> 00:16:47,181
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!

293
00:16:47,348 --> 00:16:48,515
...and it makes the game look bad.

294
00:16:48,682 --> 00:16:49,933
- Horrible!
- Yeah.

295
00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,769
I got, like, 5% of that.

296
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,479
Lose the skin!

297
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,855
I... Lose?

298
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:56,649
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?

299
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:57,816
Take it off, man.

300
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,193
Just take it off.
What are you doing?

301
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,402
- What?
- Seriously.

302
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,945
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?

303
00:17:02,112 --> 00:17:03,238
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.

304
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:04,657
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.

305
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,283
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.

306
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,493
Still why?

307
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,911
Until we do find out who you are,

308
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:10,663
and then we're gonna ban you for life.

309
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:14,124
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.

310
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,418
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.

311
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,170
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!

312
00:17:35,229 --> 00:17:36,730
No.

313
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,075
Come on, Blue Shirt.

314
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,806
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?

315
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,099
Scared me a little bit.

316
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:13,726
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!

317
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,185
Coming to get ya.

318
00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:16,854
We're coming to get ya.

319
00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:20,482
Wait! Wait!

320
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,025
I can explain everything.

321
00:18:22,192 --> 00:18:25,904
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.

322
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,574
Things that-- Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.

323
00:18:28,949 --> 00:18:30,451
Except they are there.

324
00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:33,871
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!

325
00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:37,958
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.

326
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,544
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.

327
00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:42,755
We're apex predators.

328
00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:46,508
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.

329
00:18:47,384 --> 00:18:49,219
Too high! Too high!

330
00:18:57,978 --> 00:19:00,773
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.

331
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:04,818
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.

332
00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:06,069
Okay, bring it.

333
00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:07,988
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.

334
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:24,880
I'm so, so good at this.

335
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:34,973
Time's up, bank teller!

336
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,038
Nope!

337
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,730
I can't die!

338
00:20:23,897 --> 00:20:25,482
I'm never gonna die!

339
00:20:25,566 --> 00:20:26,567
Whoo!

340
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:29,820
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.

341
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,071
The end.

342
00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:33,282
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?

343
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,491
I just checked the server stats.

344
00:20:34,658 --> 00:20:37,035
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.

345
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,245
It's just a glitch, man.

346
00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:39,454
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.

347
00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:41,081
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?

348
00:20:41,248 --> 00:20:43,500
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.

349
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,335
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?

350
00:20:45,419 --> 00:20:46,420
Uh-uh. No.

351
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:49,214
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care

352
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,301
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.

353
00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:55,304
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.

354
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:59,725
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?

355
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,394
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?

356
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:06,398
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,

357
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,650
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.

358
00:21:08,817 --> 00:21:10,444
You do not wanna hear about that.

359
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:11,987
You're absolutely right.

360
00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:16,325
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.

361
00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:18,243
Don't talk to Antwan.

362
00:21:22,873 --> 00:21:25,459
<i>We never dreamt
this would've happened.</i>

363
00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:28,211
I mean, <i>Life Itself,</i> it's essentially
a fishbowl game.

364
00:21:28,295 --> 00:21:31,965
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.

365
00:21:32,132 --> 00:21:33,800
It's a strictly observational experience

366
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:37,638
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.

367
00:21:37,804 --> 00:21:39,598
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.

368
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:44,227
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.

369
00:21:44,394 --> 00:21:46,021
Uh, no, Millie is the genius.

370
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:49,650
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.

371
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:51,151
So, to get a little personal,

372
00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:53,236
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?

373
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,822
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

374
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,325
What's the other thing?

375
00:21:58,492 --> 00:22:00,869
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.

376
00:22:01,036 --> 00:22:02,496
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.

377
00:22:02,663 --> 00:22:03,830
How about you?

378
00:22:03,997 --> 00:22:05,415
- Code.
- Code?

379
00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:06,500
- Code.
- Code, yeah.

380
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,584
There we go.

381
00:22:07,668 --> 00:22:09,419
'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.

382
00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:12,589
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.

383
00:22:12,756 --> 00:22:17,135
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.

384
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:21,640
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

385
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,433
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.

386
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,185
Now, I've gotta ask.

387
00:22:25,352 --> 00:22:27,562
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.

388
00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:30,565
- Has this evolved into more than--
- No.

389
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,068
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.

390
00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:34,319
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.

391
00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:36,071
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,

392
00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:37,656
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.

393
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,658
<i>- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.</i>

394
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:42,577
<i>It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.</i>

395
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,955
<i>Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.</i>

396
00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,624
<i>But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.</i>

397
00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:49,042
<i>Antwan is a genius.</i>

398
00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:52,546
<i>He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.</i>

399
00:22:52,713 --> 00:22:54,881
<i>It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.</i>

400
00:22:55,048 --> 00:22:57,009
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.

401
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,635
So we're breaking and entering now?

402
00:22:59,219 --> 00:23:02,723
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?

403
00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:04,850
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.

404
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,560
Aw, shame will have that effect.

405
00:23:06,727 --> 00:23:08,353
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.

406
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,981
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects

407
00:23:11,148 --> 00:23:13,150
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA

408
00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:14,568
and it could get me fired.

409
00:23:14,651 --> 00:23:17,237
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?

410
00:23:17,404 --> 00:23:19,072
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.

411
00:23:19,239 --> 00:23:22,284
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.

412
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:23,535
How can I move on?

413
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,078
How can you?

414
00:23:25,245 --> 00:23:28,081
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.

415
00:23:28,248 --> 00:23:31,710
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.

416
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,421
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.

417
00:23:34,588 --> 00:23:37,841
And <i>Free City,</i> it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.

418
00:23:38,008 --> 00:23:39,843
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.

419
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:42,179
- Millie, I'm--
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.

420
00:23:42,679 --> 00:23:43,680
And now he's lying about it

421
00:23:43,847 --> 00:23:46,141
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.

422
00:23:46,308 --> 00:23:47,309
Millie--

423
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,895
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.

424
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:53,440
All I need from you
is to get me in there.

425
00:23:53,607 --> 00:23:55,859
Millie, I care about you

426
00:24:00,489 --> 00:24:01,990
but you need to leave.

427
00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:12,334
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.

428
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,729
What are we lookin' at?

429
00:25:15,438 --> 00:25:17,566
Who are you?

430
00:25:17,732 --> 00:25:18,942
Okay, okay. Okay.

431
00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,695
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.

432
00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:22,863
Oh, yeah.

433
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,615
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?

434
00:25:25,782 --> 00:25:28,743
I waited outside by the murder train,

435
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,162
then I followed you.

436
00:25:30,245 --> 00:25:31,246
Shit!

437
00:25:46,803 --> 00:25:47,971
Can I come with you?

438
00:25:49,389 --> 00:25:50,473
Yes?

439
00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:54,144
Holy hell, what just happened?

440
00:25:54,311 --> 00:25:56,730
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.

441
00:25:57,063 --> 00:26:00,025
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?

442
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,443
You mean the portal gun?

443
00:26:01,943 --> 00:26:03,528
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.

444
00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,822
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.

445
00:26:05,989 --> 00:26:07,115
Thank you. You too.

446
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,283
Turn around.

447
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:10,368
Okay.

448
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:14,706
Oh.

449
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,337
Is this the North Pole?

450
00:26:20,503 --> 00:26:21,922
Listen, dude.

451
00:26:22,088 --> 00:26:23,632
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.

452
00:26:23,798 --> 00:26:25,508
Props on the NPC outfit,

453
00:26:25,675 --> 00:26:28,094
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.

454
00:26:28,261 --> 00:26:30,013
Maybe I could help you.

455
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:31,223
I work alone.

456
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:32,807
You have beautiful grenades.

457
00:26:32,974 --> 00:26:35,727
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,

458
00:26:35,936 --> 00:26:37,562
you need to have
a higher level than that.

459
00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:39,606
- That's tough. No.
- No.

460
00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:41,358
Higher level?

461
00:26:41,441 --> 00:26:42,651
Good Lord, rook.

462
00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:45,445
See?

463
00:26:45,612 --> 00:26:47,155
- Oh.
- That's mine.

464
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,782
And that's yours.

465
00:26:49,532 --> 00:26:53,578
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?

466
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:55,247
There is literally nothing lower.

467
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,165
Well, how do I get to a higher level?

468
00:26:57,332 --> 00:26:59,251
- Really?
- Really.

469
00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:03,380
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.

470
00:27:03,546 --> 00:27:04,839
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Yeah.

471
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:06,841
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.

472
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:07,926
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.

473
00:27:08,009 --> 00:27:10,428
Money. This is Free City.

474
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:12,597
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,

475
00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,849
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.

476
00:27:15,016 --> 00:27:17,435
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.

477
00:27:19,854 --> 00:27:23,358
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.

478
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:27,862
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.

479
00:27:29,072 --> 00:27:30,198
Thank you.

480
00:27:30,365 --> 00:27:32,951
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?

481
00:27:33,076 --> 00:27:35,745
Oh! Pretty bleak.

482
00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:38,957
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.

483
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:42,669
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?

484
00:27:43,712 --> 00:27:45,046
And he's a dick?

485
00:27:45,213 --> 00:27:47,757
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.

486
00:27:48,341 --> 00:27:49,634
Trolls exist?

487
00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:53,305
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,

488
00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:56,308
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.

489
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:58,393
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.

490
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,520
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.

491
00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:02,063
All that shit makes your level go up.

492
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:03,606
Go be the good guy.

493
00:28:03,773 --> 00:28:05,025
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.

494
00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,318
Ooh! Ooh.

495
00:28:06,401 --> 00:28:08,695
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.

496
00:28:08,778 --> 00:28:09,863
Off you go.

497
00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:12,073
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?

498
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,993
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.

499
00:28:15,076 --> 00:28:16,745
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.

500
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,163
- Like, 99 more.
- Bye now.

501
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,331
Okay.

502
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,244
Hi.

503
00:29:26,356 --> 00:29:27,440
Thanks, Guy.

504
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:48,753
Good morning, Goldie.

505
00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:50,839
Good morning, Goldie.

506
00:29:51,506 --> 00:29:53,174
Good fucking morning, Goldie.

507
00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:57,095
<i>I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.</i>

508
00:29:57,178 --> 00:30:01,850
<i>BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.</i>

509
00:30:02,016 --> 00:30:05,478
<i>It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"</i>

510
00:30:05,645 --> 00:30:09,190
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.

511
00:30:09,357 --> 00:30:10,984
<i>And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,</i>

512
00:30:11,067 --> 00:30:12,944
<i>a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.</i>

513
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:14,988
<i>- This is bullshit.
- Who is this guy?</i>

514
00:30:15,155 --> 00:30:16,239
<i>I don't know, but he's good.</i>

515
00:30:16,406 --> 00:30:18,616
<i>Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC</i>

516
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,035
<i>but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast</i>

517
00:30:21,202 --> 00:30:22,328
<i>by being the freaking good guy.</i>

518
00:30:22,495 --> 00:30:25,582
"This colourful character
in the video game <i>Free City</i>

519
00:30:25,748 --> 00:30:28,585
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."

520
00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:30,503
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?

521
00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:31,754
You're absolutely right.

522
00:30:31,921 --> 00:30:36,926
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?

523
00:30:50,565 --> 00:30:52,984
Whoo-hoo!

524
00:31:02,744 --> 00:31:05,622
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!

525
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:07,248
Hello, Hinata.

526
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,501
You have a great outfit.

527
00:31:09,751 --> 00:31:10,919
Don't have a good day...

528
00:31:11,127 --> 00:31:12,504
Have a GREAT day!

529
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,381
Crazy awesome!!!

530
00:31:56,422 --> 00:32:00,009
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?

531
00:32:00,176 --> 00:32:02,387
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.

532
00:32:03,429 --> 00:32:04,472
What is this shirt?

533
00:32:04,639 --> 00:32:06,015
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?

534
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,768
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.

535
00:32:08,935 --> 00:32:11,604
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?

536
00:32:11,771 --> 00:32:12,981
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?

537
00:32:13,147 --> 00:32:16,025
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.

538
00:32:16,192 --> 00:32:17,527
I've been figuring some stuff out.

539
00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:20,572
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.

540
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:22,740
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,

541
00:32:22,824 --> 00:32:24,409
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.

542
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,077
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.

543
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,704
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.

544
00:32:28,121 --> 00:32:29,330
I talked to her. I talked to her.

545
00:32:29,497 --> 00:32:31,833
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!

546
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,960
I talked to one of the sunglass people

547
00:32:34,043 --> 00:32:36,504
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.

548
00:32:36,671 --> 00:32:38,214
Me.

549
00:32:38,298 --> 00:32:39,799
Everybody down on the ground!

550
00:32:39,966 --> 00:32:41,384
You're so hot.

551
00:32:41,551 --> 00:32:44,345
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?

552
00:32:44,512 --> 00:32:45,680
Your life could be fuller.

553
00:32:45,847 --> 00:32:47,974
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.

554
00:32:48,141 --> 00:32:49,142
Yo, dumbass.

555
00:32:49,225 --> 00:32:50,602
We are in the middle of something.

556
00:32:51,311 --> 00:32:52,395
Uh...

557
00:32:52,478 --> 00:32:54,439
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.

558
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,568
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.

559
00:32:58,735 --> 00:33:00,403
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.

560
00:33:02,530 --> 00:33:04,198
We do now.

561
00:33:05,908 --> 00:33:06,951
<i>Mine now.</i>

562
00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:08,453
Are you kidding me?

563
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:12,624
- Put 'em on.
- No.

564
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,834
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?

565
00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:17,545
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.

566
00:33:17,879 --> 00:33:19,464
You're gonna see.

567
00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:23,843
Come on.

568
00:33:24,886 --> 00:33:26,220
I can't, okay?

569
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:29,390
I'm sorry.

570
00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:38,066
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.

571
00:33:38,232 --> 00:33:40,485
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.

572
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,570
Beat it. Go, go, go.

573
00:33:42,737 --> 00:33:44,238
Don't walk, run.

574
00:33:44,947 --> 00:33:46,366
And you...

575
00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:47,825
Ugh.

576
00:33:47,909 --> 00:33:48,993
Sorry.

577
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:52,830
...um, you could do so much better
than that guy.

578
00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:56,084
You could be with, like, a good guy.

579
00:33:57,251 --> 00:33:59,504
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.

580
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,048
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.

581
00:34:02,215 --> 00:34:03,841
- They really are.
- Terrible.

582
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,218
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.

583
00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:14,185
You're my best friend, Buddy.

584
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:16,604
And you don't have to be scared.

585
00:34:16,771 --> 00:34:19,440
If you change your mind, I'll be around.

586
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,990
Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.

587
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:29,951
I know.

588
00:34:30,118 --> 00:34:31,452
Who is this guy?

589
00:35:00,523 --> 00:35:01,607
I'm here.

590
00:35:02,275 --> 00:35:03,818
<i>I really appreciate this, Keys.</i>

591
00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:05,945
Okay. Just to be clear,

592
00:35:06,112 --> 00:35:08,948
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.

593
00:35:09,115 --> 00:35:12,201
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,

594
00:35:12,368 --> 00:35:13,369
go find it and get out.

595
00:35:14,829 --> 00:35:18,875
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.

596
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,501
That gives you 5 minutes.

597
00:35:23,045 --> 00:35:24,172
<i>And go.</i>

598
00:35:33,389 --> 00:35:35,767
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.

599
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:36,934
<i>Really?</i>

600
00:35:37,059 --> 00:35:38,519
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,

601
00:35:38,686 --> 00:35:40,354
so I don't exactly feel like one.

602
00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:41,689
Oh, you never have.

603
00:35:41,856 --> 00:35:43,149
Good thing I know better.

604
00:35:43,316 --> 00:35:47,403
<i>All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.</i>

605
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:49,322
- Thanks for the assist.
<i>- You got it.</i>

606
00:35:49,489 --> 00:35:50,907
<i>I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.</i>

607
00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:17,725
Keys! I need your help!

608
00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:19,519
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.

609
00:36:19,685 --> 00:36:20,770
Millie, I can't help you.

610
00:36:42,416 --> 00:36:43,459
Blue Shirt Guy?

611
00:36:43,626 --> 00:36:47,255
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.

612
00:36:47,588 --> 00:36:50,883
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.

613
00:36:58,516 --> 00:36:59,517
What are you doing here?

614
00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,520
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.

615
00:37:03,729 --> 00:37:04,730
Who are you talking to?

616
00:37:06,649 --> 00:37:09,402
You know, that player in the NPC skin.

617
00:37:10,278 --> 00:37:12,238
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.

618
00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:15,741
That actually hurt my hand.

619
00:37:15,908 --> 00:37:16,993
Get down!

620
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:08,669
I'm sorry! Oh, God!

621
00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:14,425
We're doing great.

622
00:38:26,228 --> 00:38:27,313
Wow!

623
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:30,983
We should definitely go!

624
00:38:32,568 --> 00:38:33,653
Oh, shit!

625
00:38:41,035 --> 00:38:43,037
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.

626
00:38:43,204 --> 00:38:45,122
- What?
- It's two Glocks.

627
00:38:46,248 --> 00:38:47,333
Oh!

628
00:39:19,865 --> 00:39:21,701
I don't suppose this thing can fly.

629
00:39:21,784 --> 00:39:22,952
No.

630
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:24,203
Jump.

631
00:39:24,870 --> 00:39:26,038
Wow!

632
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:29,166
Whoa!

633
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,385
Oh, shit.

634
00:39:54,316 --> 00:39:55,901
Good morning, sheeple!

635
00:39:56,068 --> 00:39:57,403
Oh, you are fired.

636
00:39:57,570 --> 00:40:00,239
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.

637
00:40:00,406 --> 00:40:01,949
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.

638
00:40:02,116 --> 00:40:03,200
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.

639
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:05,953
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?

640
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,622
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.

641
00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:10,416
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom

642
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:13,419
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.

643
00:40:13,586 --> 00:40:14,587
We're golden.

644
00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:16,255
Antwan, hey. You look great.

645
00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:17,673
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.

646
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,092
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?

647
00:40:20,259 --> 00:40:21,260
You, you, you--

648
00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:23,596
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.

649
00:40:23,763 --> 00:40:25,139
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game

650
00:40:25,473 --> 00:40:26,474
who looks like an NPC?

651
00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:29,143
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.

652
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:32,730
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.

653
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,900
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in <i>Free City 2.</i>

654
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:39,320
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?

655
00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:41,405
'Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.

656
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:44,366
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from <i>Free City 1.</i>

657
00:40:44,533 --> 00:40:46,118
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.

658
00:40:46,202 --> 00:40:47,828
They won't be usable in <i>Free City 2.</i>

659
00:40:47,995 --> 00:40:49,121
Antwan, you told the fans

660
00:40:49,288 --> 00:40:51,582
<i>Free City 2</i> is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.

661
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,793
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.

662
00:40:53,959 --> 00:40:57,296
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.

663
00:40:57,463 --> 00:40:59,673
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.

664
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,175
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.

665
00:41:01,342 --> 00:41:02,676
Look, I know it sucks.

666
00:41:02,843 --> 00:41:07,389
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.

667
00:41:07,556 --> 00:41:10,559
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.

668
00:41:10,684 --> 00:41:11,685
What?

669
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:14,271
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?

670
00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:15,439
A sequel.

671
00:41:15,523 --> 00:41:16,649
So we can make it better?

672
00:41:16,816 --> 00:41:19,735
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.

673
00:41:19,902 --> 00:41:21,070
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.

674
00:41:21,237 --> 00:41:22,613
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

675
00:41:22,696 --> 00:41:23,697
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.

676
00:41:23,864 --> 00:41:26,700
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,

677
00:41:26,867 --> 00:41:28,702
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,

678
00:41:28,869 --> 00:41:30,496
why would I make
another restaurant called,

679
00:41:30,579 --> 00:41:32,706
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?

680
00:41:32,873 --> 00:41:34,834
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.

681
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,752
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.

682
00:41:36,836 --> 00:41:38,337
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.

683
00:41:39,088 --> 00:41:41,215
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.

684
00:41:41,382 --> 00:41:43,592
Come on. Come here. Come here.

685
00:41:43,759 --> 00:41:44,885
I don't want you to stress

686
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:46,470
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.

687
00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:50,599
<i>Free City 2</i> is gonna be jumunjious.

688
00:41:50,766 --> 00:41:52,518
That's not a word.

689
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,188
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?

690
00:41:56,355 --> 00:41:58,149
I know you got the brains for it.

691
00:41:59,191 --> 00:42:01,443
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.

692
00:42:03,445 --> 00:42:07,867
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.

693
00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:10,244
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.

694
00:42:10,411 --> 00:42:11,954
Antwan out.

695
00:42:22,715 --> 00:42:24,175
Who is this guy?

696
00:42:32,433 --> 00:42:33,434
Wow!

697
00:42:33,601 --> 00:42:35,144
I took your advice.

698
00:42:37,062 --> 00:42:38,272
I levelled up.

699
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,524
Impressive.

700
00:42:42,318 --> 00:42:44,320
Why are you doing all of this?

701
00:42:44,486 --> 00:42:48,407
You know, I guess I felt trapped.

702
00:42:49,491 --> 00:42:50,993
You know, in my life,

703
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,204
I just felt so

704
00:42:53,662 --> 00:42:54,997
Stuck.

705
00:42:56,498 --> 00:42:59,710
Yeah. And then I saw you.

706
00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:02,963
Then I saw you.

707
00:43:03,923 --> 00:43:05,049
Who are you?

708
00:43:05,799 --> 00:43:06,967
I'm Guy.

709
00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:09,094
No, who are you really?

710
00:43:09,261 --> 00:43:10,262
Still Guy.

711
00:43:10,346 --> 00:43:14,391
All of this, levelling up so fast.

712
00:43:15,142 --> 00:43:17,478
Giving this whole world the finger.

713
00:43:17,645 --> 00:43:18,896
How are you pulling this off?

714
00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:22,024
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.

715
00:43:22,107 --> 00:43:23,859
You work at Soonami, don't you?

716
00:43:23,943 --> 00:43:25,653
- No.
- You've got an inside track.

717
00:43:25,736 --> 00:43:27,488
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.

718
00:43:27,655 --> 00:43:31,700
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.

719
00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:33,202
Yes, I work at the bank.

720
00:43:33,369 --> 00:43:35,537
Where did you get that skin?

721
00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:38,540
It's always, sort of, been there.

722
00:43:38,707 --> 00:43:40,834
Why do people keep asking me
that question?

723
00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:42,753
I don't know, why do they?

724
00:43:46,048 --> 00:43:48,968
No, no. Not doing that. I--

725
00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:51,428
What's happening right now?

726
00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:53,389
I don't know, but I don't buy it.

727
00:43:53,555 --> 00:43:54,848
No.

728
00:43:55,015 --> 00:43:56,809
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.

729
00:43:56,976 --> 00:43:58,269
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.

730
00:43:58,811 --> 00:43:59,979
Great.

731
00:44:00,145 --> 00:44:01,480
We all have our secrets, I guess.

732
00:44:01,647 --> 00:44:03,232
Yes, we do.

733
00:44:05,901 --> 00:44:06,902
Hey.

734
00:44:08,487 --> 00:44:10,447
Do you like ice cream?

735
00:44:10,906 --> 00:44:13,200
I can't believe
I've never been here.

736
00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:15,202
Well, it's sort of a secret.

737
00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:19,290
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.

738
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:21,083
Yeah, it makes sense.

739
00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,128
No missions here.

740
00:44:25,087 --> 00:44:28,340
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.

741
00:44:28,507 --> 00:44:29,883
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.

742
00:44:30,050 --> 00:44:32,261
- We'll take two of the usual, please.
- You got it, Guy.

743
00:44:32,428 --> 00:44:34,388
It's bubble gum flavour.

744
00:44:34,555 --> 00:44:36,015
You think I'm crazy, don't you?

745
00:44:36,348 --> 00:44:37,558
Guy,

746
00:44:37,725 --> 00:44:40,769
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.

747
00:44:40,936 --> 00:44:42,521
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?

748
00:44:42,688 --> 00:44:44,898
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.

749
00:44:45,065 --> 00:44:46,066
No, I do.

750
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,568
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.

751
00:44:47,735 --> 00:44:48,902
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.

752
00:44:49,069 --> 00:44:50,571
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

753
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:51,655
Mmm.

754
00:44:52,031 --> 00:44:53,032
How good is that?

755
00:44:53,282 --> 00:44:54,283
You can taste it?

756
00:44:54,366 --> 00:44:57,870
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.

757
00:44:58,370 --> 00:44:59,496
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.

758
00:45:00,873 --> 00:45:02,791
Coffee used to be my favourite food,

759
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:05,127
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.

760
00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:07,254
What?

761
00:45:10,215 --> 00:45:12,843
Nothing. You're funny.

762
00:45:14,136 --> 00:45:15,554
- I am?
- Yeah.

763
00:45:15,721 --> 00:45:18,223
Weird funny.

764
00:45:18,307 --> 00:45:20,684
But that's kind of my speed.

765
00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:22,853
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.

766
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,938
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.

767
00:45:25,105 --> 00:45:26,482
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?

768
00:45:26,648 --> 00:45:27,733
- Please.
- Okay.

769
00:45:28,609 --> 00:45:30,903
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair

770
00:45:30,986 --> 00:45:33,197
are trying to murder
a very small child.

771
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,574
- The cripple says to the homosexual--
- Whoa. Stop, stop.

772
00:45:35,741 --> 00:45:37,826
Stop! Where did you hear that?

773
00:45:37,993 --> 00:45:40,496
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver

774
00:45:40,662 --> 00:45:43,707
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.

775
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,709
Word of advice?

776
00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:48,921
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of <i>Free City.</i>

777
00:45:49,004 --> 00:45:50,089
Trolls?

778
00:45:50,172 --> 00:45:51,507
Is that a swing set?

779
00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:18,492
Holy--

780
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:28,502
Okay, this is too weird.

781
00:46:28,669 --> 00:46:31,630
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?

782
00:46:31,797 --> 00:46:33,966
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.

783
00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:35,509
I thought the same thing.

784
00:46:35,676 --> 00:46:38,595
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.

785
00:46:40,097 --> 00:46:41,932
<i>Growing up in my family, it was--</i>

786
00:46:42,141 --> 00:46:44,393
You don't wanna hear this. No.

787
00:46:44,852 --> 00:46:46,979
Oh, I wanna hear everything.

788
00:46:47,062 --> 00:46:48,564
Oh.

789
00:46:48,897 --> 00:46:51,608
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.

790
00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:55,779
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,

791
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,906
<i>it was just constant.</i>

792
00:46:58,615 --> 00:47:01,910
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing--

793
00:47:02,077 --> 00:47:03,203
You know that moment,

794
00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:07,207
<i>that split second between
rising and falling,</i>

795
00:47:07,374 --> 00:47:09,334
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.

796
00:47:09,418 --> 00:47:10,419
In love.

797
00:47:10,502 --> 00:47:12,713
Free. What you said. Yeah.

798
00:47:15,674 --> 00:47:17,676
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?

799
00:47:19,011 --> 00:47:20,304
You want to kiss me?

800
00:47:21,930 --> 00:47:23,807
I wanna kiss you so badly.

801
00:47:24,224 --> 00:47:25,434
You want to kiss me badly?

802
00:47:25,601 --> 00:47:26,977
- No!
- No?

803
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,896
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.

804
00:47:29,062 --> 00:47:30,606
I mean, I'm an idiot,

805
00:47:30,772 --> 00:47:32,232
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.

806
00:47:32,399 --> 00:47:33,692
No, you're not. You're not.

807
00:47:33,859 --> 00:47:35,152
I mean, um,

808
00:47:36,236 --> 00:47:38,614
uh, if you know how to, go for it.

809
00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:39,948
I know how.

810
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,201
Okay.

811
00:47:44,369 --> 00:47:45,871
Here goes.

812
00:48:08,101 --> 00:48:12,439
That was so much better than ice cream.

813
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:13,899
Whoa!

814
00:48:13,982 --> 00:48:15,400
I think someone's at the door.

815
00:48:15,567 --> 00:48:16,568
I'll say.

816
00:48:16,735 --> 00:48:18,529
Well, this was great.

817
00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:19,821
Yeah, it was.

818
00:48:19,905 --> 00:48:21,698
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?

819
00:48:21,782 --> 00:48:23,575
Yes. Definitely.

820
00:48:23,742 --> 00:48:25,118
Maybe in the real world.

821
00:48:25,285 --> 00:48:26,370
What?

822
00:48:26,828 --> 00:48:28,205
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

823
00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:29,748
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.

824
00:48:31,124 --> 00:48:32,918
Bye, Molotov.

825
00:48:33,085 --> 00:48:36,922
Hey, my real name is Millie.

826
00:48:38,173 --> 00:48:41,927
My real name continues to be Guy.

827
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,937
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!

828
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:54,731
Millie! It's me, open up!

829
00:48:54,815 --> 00:48:56,775
- What?
- You were right.

830
00:48:57,317 --> 00:48:59,194
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.

831
00:48:59,361 --> 00:49:01,780
You were right.
Our code, it is in <i>Free City</i>

832
00:49:01,947 --> 00:49:04,658
and, Millie, it works.

833
00:49:04,825 --> 00:49:06,326
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.

834
00:49:06,493 --> 00:49:08,370
Just forget about that
for one second.

835
00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:10,747
I'm saying that our game, <i>Life Itself,</i>

836
00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:13,709
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...

837
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:14,960
- Yeah?
- ...worked.

838
00:49:15,127 --> 00:49:16,753
- Keys.
- The AI worked.

839
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,257
It's the reason why <i>Free City</i> is
so realistic and people love it so much.

840
00:49:20,424 --> 00:49:22,301
And of course it doesn't look the same.

841
00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:25,262
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,

842
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:28,223
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.

843
00:49:28,390 --> 00:49:32,811
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.

844
00:49:32,978 --> 00:49:34,730
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further

845
00:49:34,813 --> 00:49:35,814
than we thought was even possible.

846
00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:38,317
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?

847
00:49:38,483 --> 00:49:41,903
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...

848
00:49:42,070 --> 00:49:43,071
Yeah?

849
00:49:43,238 --> 00:49:44,656
...is not a player.

850
00:49:45,073 --> 00:49:47,909
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.

851
00:49:48,076 --> 00:49:50,245
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.

852
00:49:50,329 --> 00:49:54,458
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.

853
00:49:55,917 --> 00:49:57,669
- No! No.
- I know.

854
00:49:57,836 --> 00:49:59,212
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.

855
00:49:59,379 --> 00:50:00,756
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.

856
00:50:00,922 --> 00:50:02,090
- One who has been--
- Your Guy?

857
00:50:02,257 --> 00:50:03,383
- Holy--
- This is a good thing.

858
00:50:03,550 --> 00:50:05,052
No, it's really bad.

859
00:50:05,218 --> 00:50:08,388
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.

860
00:50:08,555 --> 00:50:09,890
We did it, Mills.

861
00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:14,936
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.

862
00:50:15,103 --> 00:50:18,023
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?

863
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:21,068
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.

864
00:50:21,234 --> 00:50:23,236
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.

865
00:50:23,403 --> 00:50:25,322
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.

866
00:50:25,781 --> 00:50:28,033
And the Bombshell character in the game

867
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,911
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment

868
00:50:31,078 --> 00:50:32,788
of gender roles, the patriarchy.

869
00:50:32,954 --> 00:50:34,748
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.

870
00:50:34,915 --> 00:50:35,916
Millie, we have to celebrate!

871
00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:37,834
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?

872
00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:40,504
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!

873
00:50:42,005 --> 00:50:43,465
So, yeah.

874
00:50:46,885 --> 00:50:48,387
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?

875
00:50:48,553 --> 00:50:49,596
Guy.

876
00:50:50,722 --> 00:50:51,723
Guy?

877
00:50:51,807 --> 00:50:56,520
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever

878
00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:59,314
and of course he's not even real!

879
00:50:59,481 --> 00:51:00,816
Uh, there's not a button for that.

880
00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:03,151
Oh, he found the button.

881
00:51:03,318 --> 00:51:04,778
- Okay.
- Yeah.

882
00:51:04,861 --> 00:51:07,155
- I am-- I'm so confused...
- Why is it so hot?

883
00:51:07,322 --> 00:51:08,490
...and surprisingly curious.

884
00:51:09,157 --> 00:51:12,869
You let an artificially intelligent

885
00:51:12,953 --> 00:51:14,663
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,

886
00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:16,289
- can you just stop saying it like that?
- And then you thought that would be--

887
00:51:16,456 --> 00:51:18,333
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.

888
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:21,461
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.

889
00:51:21,628 --> 00:51:23,880
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.

890
00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:27,509
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.

891
00:51:29,177 --> 00:51:30,804
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.

892
00:51:30,971 --> 00:51:32,597
Wow, you just made that really creepy.

893
00:51:33,765 --> 00:51:34,975
Millie, put all that aside.

894
00:51:35,058 --> 00:51:36,351
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,

895
00:51:36,435 --> 00:51:39,020
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.

896
00:51:39,187 --> 00:51:40,188
What?

897
00:51:40,272 --> 00:51:41,732
Oh, my God, if they see this--

898
00:51:42,190 --> 00:51:43,483
- What? What is it?
- Oh!

899
00:51:43,608 --> 00:51:44,985
Antwan. What else?

900
00:51:45,527 --> 00:51:47,946
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,

901
00:51:48,113 --> 00:51:50,198
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.

902
00:51:50,365 --> 00:51:51,700
I think he's lying about <i>Free City 1.</i>

903
00:51:51,783 --> 00:51:52,826
What are you talking about?

904
00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:56,830
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...

905
00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:59,040
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from <i>Free City 1</i> on here.

906
00:51:59,207 --> 00:52:00,625
<i>Free City 2</i> is not an update...

907
00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:02,085
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.

908
00:52:02,252 --> 00:52:03,879
So when <i>Free City 2</i> launches
on Monday--

909
00:52:04,045 --> 00:52:07,340
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.

910
00:52:07,507 --> 00:52:08,759
He can't do that.

911
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:12,095
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.

912
00:52:15,724 --> 00:52:16,892
We're screwed.

913
00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:19,186
Maybe not.

914
00:52:19,644 --> 00:52:21,813
If we can find our original build
in the game,

915
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:24,649
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.

916
00:52:24,816 --> 00:52:26,985
And we just have to find it
before <i>Free City 2</i> launches.

917
00:52:27,152 --> 00:52:28,403
We have 48 hours.

918
00:52:28,570 --> 00:52:29,988
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.

919
00:52:30,155 --> 00:52:31,281
I know you have.

920
00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:33,825
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,

921
00:52:33,992 --> 00:52:35,494
maybe he can help?

922
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,412
That would mean I'd have to tell him.

923
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:40,957
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.

924
00:52:42,334 --> 00:52:43,585
His whole world's about to end.

925
00:52:44,336 --> 00:52:46,463
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?

926
00:52:48,757 --> 00:52:50,717
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

927
00:52:50,884 --> 00:52:52,886
- You got it.
- Guy?

928
00:52:53,053 --> 00:52:54,304
Hey! Hi!

929
00:52:54,471 --> 00:52:55,764
Guy, we need to talk.

930
00:52:56,139 --> 00:52:58,517
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?

931
00:52:58,683 --> 00:52:59,684
British.

932
00:52:59,768 --> 00:53:01,728
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.

933
00:53:02,521 --> 00:53:03,980
I turned off the accent filter.

934
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,525
This is me.

935
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:07,984
Good.

936
00:53:08,068 --> 00:53:10,195
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.

937
00:53:10,362 --> 00:53:11,446
Are you married?

938
00:53:11,530 --> 00:53:12,531
No.

939
00:53:12,614 --> 00:53:15,033
Oh, God.

940
00:53:16,076 --> 00:53:18,036
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.

941
00:53:18,203 --> 00:53:19,830
Maybe not the worst thing.

942
00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:21,414
Huh.

943
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:23,124
I have to show you something.

944
00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:25,335
Okay.

945
00:53:30,757 --> 00:53:31,758
Wow!

946
00:53:31,925 --> 00:53:33,885
I always wondered what was in here.

947
00:53:34,052 --> 00:53:36,263
<i>Tune in to the Kill Cam</i>

948
00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:37,806
<i>for more of today's highlights</i>

949
00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:41,601
<i>of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.</i>

950
00:53:42,227 --> 00:53:43,520
<i>Has anyone seen my cat?</i>

951
00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:47,274
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.

952
00:53:48,483 --> 00:53:51,361
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.

953
00:53:52,237 --> 00:53:54,364
I don't get it. What is this place?

954
00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:58,910
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.

955
00:53:59,077 --> 00:54:01,329
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.

956
00:54:01,496 --> 00:54:03,248
- You taught me how to play it.
- Boop-boop.

957
00:54:03,415 --> 00:54:04,708
Yes, you're right, I did.

958
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,919
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.

959
00:54:08,795 --> 00:54:11,423
It's a video game. And that's all it is.

960
00:54:12,132 --> 00:54:14,968
So the entire world is a game?

961
00:54:15,135 --> 00:54:16,136
Yes.

962
00:54:16,303 --> 00:54:18,138
And we're all just players in the game?

963
00:54:18,305 --> 00:54:20,390
Not exactly.

964
00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:22,851
I'm a player.

965
00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:26,229
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.

966
00:54:26,813 --> 00:54:28,356
But you only exist here.

967
00:54:28,523 --> 00:54:31,109
It's why you can never leave Free City.

968
00:54:31,276 --> 00:54:33,028
You're what we call an NPC.

969
00:54:33,194 --> 00:54:34,362
NPC.

970
00:54:34,529 --> 00:54:37,532
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,

971
00:54:37,616 --> 00:54:38,825
they called me that. What is an NPC?

972
00:54:38,992 --> 00:54:39,993
<i>- Let's take...</i>
- Just watch.

973
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,077
<i>...another look at that leaderboard.</i>

974
00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:42,913
<i>Everybody get down on the ground!</i>

975
00:54:43,038 --> 00:54:44,623
<i>Nobody try to be a hero.</i>

976
00:54:44,706 --> 00:54:45,957
<i>This will all be over soon.</i>

977
00:54:46,124 --> 00:54:47,292
I don't understand.

978
00:54:47,459 --> 00:54:49,878
You're a non-player character.

979
00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:52,339
- Non...
- A background person.

980
00:54:52,505 --> 00:54:55,675
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.

981
00:54:55,842 --> 00:54:58,053
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.

982
00:54:58,136 --> 00:54:59,262
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.

983
00:54:59,346 --> 00:55:01,389
I just wanna fully understand, here.

984
00:55:01,556 --> 00:55:03,558
So, I'm fake?

985
00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:07,437
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,

986
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:10,941
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?

987
00:55:11,858 --> 00:55:15,028
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.

988
00:55:15,362 --> 00:55:18,281
You only think that
because it's in your programming.

989
00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,790
Guy, I need you to listen to me.

990
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,626
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.

991
00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,295
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,

992
00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:34,798
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,

993
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,383
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.

994
00:55:36,549 --> 00:55:39,302
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.

995
00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:41,179
And then I saw you.

996
00:55:41,763 --> 00:55:44,683
And I knew I was right.
I was right!

997
00:55:45,850 --> 00:55:48,103
And, for a second, I felt amazing.

998
00:55:48,269 --> 00:55:50,021
- I know.
- Except you don't know.

999
00:55:50,188 --> 00:55:52,315
Because we're not the same.

1000
00:55:53,358 --> 00:55:54,693
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.

1001
00:55:54,859 --> 00:55:56,820
We're not the same.

1002
00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,405
You're real.

1003
00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:00,949
And I'm what? I'm what?

1004
00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:05,996
You're not.

1005
00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:10,375
You're not.

1006
00:56:11,459 --> 00:56:14,462
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,

1007
00:56:14,921 --> 00:56:16,756
I felt pretty alive.

1008
00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:21,780
It's all a lie!

1009
00:57:27,368 --> 00:57:29,329
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.

1010
00:57:29,496 --> 00:57:31,915
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.

1011
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:34,084
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.

1012
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,251
Until it crushes your soul.

1013
00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:38,797
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...

1014
00:57:38,963 --> 00:57:40,840
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.

1015
00:57:41,007 --> 00:57:44,928
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.

1016
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:47,388
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,

1017
00:57:47,555 --> 00:57:50,683
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.

1018
00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:52,977
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.

1019
00:57:53,645 --> 00:57:54,646
No thumbs!

1020
00:57:55,438 --> 00:57:58,441
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?

1021
00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:03,404
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!

1022
00:58:03,571 --> 00:58:06,407
That building, that's fake!
This street...

1023
00:58:06,491 --> 00:58:07,784
...it's fake!

1024
00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:09,035
That car--

1025
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:16,709
Officer Johnny!

1026
00:58:16,876 --> 00:58:18,044
Have a good one, Guy.

1027
00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:27,971
Oh, hey, uh--

1028
00:58:29,556 --> 00:58:30,640
Come in.

1029
00:58:40,775 --> 00:58:42,026
Here you go.

1030
00:58:42,193 --> 00:58:43,194
Thank you.

1031
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,321
Buddy,

1032
00:58:45,488 --> 00:58:50,869
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?

1033
00:58:52,328 --> 00:58:53,454
What do you mean?

1034
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,081
Pretend with me.

1035
00:58:55,248 --> 00:58:56,833
Okay, so,

1036
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,668
can I pretend I'm a ghost?

1037
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:01,171
Sure.

1038
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:04,632
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?

1039
00:59:04,799 --> 00:59:05,925
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?

1040
00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:07,051
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.

1041
00:59:07,135 --> 00:59:09,053
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.

1042
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:10,972
Let's move on from the concept, okay?

1043
00:59:11,639 --> 00:59:13,600
Got it.

1044
00:59:13,683 --> 00:59:16,686
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,

1045
00:59:16,853 --> 00:59:18,229
- but I get it.
- Yeah.

1046
00:59:18,396 --> 00:59:22,901
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.

1047
00:59:24,068 --> 00:59:27,113
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?

1048
00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:29,657
I'm sorry. "So what?"

1049
00:59:29,824 --> 00:59:30,825
Yeah. So what?

1050
00:59:30,909 --> 00:59:32,785
But if you're not real,

1051
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:35,455
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?

1052
00:59:35,622 --> 00:59:38,499
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here

1053
00:59:38,666 --> 00:59:42,045
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.

1054
00:59:42,587 --> 00:59:47,008
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.

1055
00:59:48,426 --> 00:59:52,680
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.

1056
00:59:53,681 --> 00:59:56,643
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?

1057
00:59:57,644 --> 01:00:02,357
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.

1058
01:00:05,109 --> 01:00:07,153
Do you know the other security guards?

1059
01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:08,988
I know 'em all. Why?

1060
01:00:09,822 --> 01:00:11,366
Hey, Buddy...

1061
01:00:11,532 --> 01:00:13,534
let's not have a good day,

1062
01:00:14,786 --> 01:00:16,204
let's have a great day.

1063
01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:18,998
Guy, what are we doin' here?

1064
01:00:19,165 --> 01:00:21,626
We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.

1065
01:00:21,793 --> 01:00:23,127
Does this look intimidating?

1066
01:00:23,711 --> 01:00:25,713
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?

1067
01:00:33,554 --> 01:00:35,306
You have something I want.

1068
01:00:35,848 --> 01:00:37,558
And you're gonna hand it over.

1069
01:00:39,852 --> 01:00:40,979
How'd you get in here?

1070
01:00:41,396 --> 01:00:43,398
Easy. I know your security guard.

1071
01:00:44,023 --> 01:00:45,024
Jimmy?

1072
01:00:45,191 --> 01:00:46,359
His name is Luigi.

1073
01:00:46,526 --> 01:00:48,111
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,

1074
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:49,904
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.

1075
01:00:50,071 --> 01:00:53,366
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.

1076
01:00:53,866 --> 01:00:55,576
Wait a minute, are you--

1077
01:00:56,536 --> 01:00:57,662
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?

1078
01:00:57,829 --> 01:00:58,871
Yeah, maybe.

1079
01:00:59,038 --> 01:01:01,916
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!

1080
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,167
- Yeah.
- I love you.

1081
01:01:03,334 --> 01:01:04,627
- You do?
- I mean,

1082
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:06,129
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.

1083
01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:07,338
You can have anything you want.

1084
01:01:07,505 --> 01:01:08,506
Wait, hold on one second.

1085
01:01:08,673 --> 01:01:10,591
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.

1086
01:01:10,758 --> 01:01:11,759
I'm here with Guy.

1087
01:01:11,843 --> 01:01:14,345
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.

1088
01:01:14,595 --> 01:01:15,596
Can I get a little--

1089
01:01:15,763 --> 01:01:18,891
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?

1090
01:01:19,058 --> 01:01:20,560
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...

1091
01:01:20,727 --> 01:01:22,312
Guy's looking for a clip

1092
01:01:22,478 --> 01:01:25,023
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.

1093
01:01:26,941 --> 01:01:28,359
Who are you talking to?

1094
01:01:29,902 --> 01:01:31,279
I'm sorry.

1095
01:01:31,446 --> 01:01:34,532
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.

1096
01:01:34,615 --> 01:01:35,616
Right?

1097
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:38,202
You're good. Oh, anyway--

1098
01:01:38,369 --> 01:01:41,622
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.

1099
01:01:41,789 --> 01:01:42,790
<i>Her name's Millie.</i>

1100
01:01:42,915 --> 01:01:45,126
- Yeah. Wait, who?
<i>- Millie.</i>

1101
01:01:45,293 --> 01:01:46,461
I think it's going really well.

1102
01:01:46,627 --> 01:01:49,922
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.

1103
01:01:50,089 --> 01:01:51,132
Totally. Right?

1104
01:01:51,841 --> 01:01:54,677
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.

1105
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:56,054
And I never found it again.

1106
01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:58,014
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.

1107
01:01:58,181 --> 01:01:59,682
But it's all here, check it out.

1108
01:01:59,849 --> 01:02:01,726
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.

1109
01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:04,729
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.

1110
01:02:04,896 --> 01:02:08,107
Can you do one, single,
just one solid for me?

1111
01:02:08,274 --> 01:02:09,567
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.

1112
01:02:09,650 --> 01:02:10,651
Just say my catchphrase.

1113
01:02:10,735 --> 01:02:12,028
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich

1114
01:02:12,111 --> 01:02:13,112
all over themselves if you say it.

1115
01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:14,822
I love banana cream sandwiches.

1116
01:02:14,989 --> 01:02:15,990
Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.

1117
01:02:16,115 --> 01:02:17,116
Yeah, this one.

1118
01:02:17,241 --> 01:02:19,369
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"

1119
01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,662
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?

1120
01:02:21,829 --> 01:02:22,830
You know what time it is?

1121
01:02:22,997 --> 01:02:23,998
You know what time it is?

1122
01:02:24,082 --> 01:02:25,291
You know what time it is?

1123
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:26,667
You know what time it is?

1124
01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:28,169
You know what time it is?

1125
01:02:28,544 --> 01:02:30,296
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.

1126
01:02:30,671 --> 01:02:31,672
It's crime o'cl--

1127
01:02:31,839 --> 01:02:33,091
No, I can't say that. It's not--

1128
01:02:33,257 --> 01:02:35,218
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.

1129
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:37,220
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.

1130
01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:39,263
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!

1131
01:02:39,430 --> 01:02:40,723
Mum! Are you serious with the

1132
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,100
vacuum right now?

1133
01:02:42,266 --> 01:02:44,394
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my

1134
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,853
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!

1135
01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:47,188
- God!
- You're 22,

1136
01:02:47,313 --> 01:02:48,898
living in my house, there is no God!

1137
01:02:48,981 --> 01:02:49,982
Sorry, Guy.

1138
01:02:50,149 --> 01:02:53,194
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.

1139
01:02:53,361 --> 01:02:54,946
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.

1140
01:02:55,113 --> 01:02:56,823
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.

1141
01:02:56,989 --> 01:02:59,283
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!

1142
01:02:59,450 --> 01:03:01,619
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.

1143
01:03:01,786 --> 01:03:03,788
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.

1144
01:03:03,955 --> 01:03:05,331
What? What'd you say?

1145
01:03:08,126 --> 01:03:09,127
That's deep.

1146
01:03:09,210 --> 01:03:10,294
No, it's not.

1147
01:03:10,461 --> 01:03:11,462
That's like I can taste you, deep.

1148
01:03:11,629 --> 01:03:15,425
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.

1149
01:03:15,508 --> 01:03:16,509
I know what you want.

1150
01:03:16,634 --> 01:03:17,718
I don't want that.

1151
01:03:17,802 --> 01:03:18,803
Yeah, you do.

1152
01:03:18,928 --> 01:03:20,054
That's touching.

1153
01:03:20,221 --> 01:03:21,347
- They're touching.
- Yeah.

1154
01:03:21,973 --> 01:03:22,974
I know what you want.

1155
01:03:23,141 --> 01:03:24,350
Yes, I do.

1156
01:03:24,851 --> 01:03:27,270
You want a little bit
of that <i>Free City</i> Itchy Kitty.

1157
01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,021
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.

1158
01:03:29,230 --> 01:03:31,023
<i>The way you move,
it's almost dirty.</i>

1159
01:03:31,190 --> 01:03:32,442
What about a little Thanos Glove...

1160
01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:36,195
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?

1161
01:03:36,362 --> 01:03:38,114
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.

1162
01:03:38,281 --> 01:03:39,449
A little Sunday Drive.

1163
01:03:39,615 --> 01:03:41,159
You have a beautiful home.

1164
01:03:41,325 --> 01:03:44,662
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.

1165
01:03:44,829 --> 01:03:47,206
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.

1166
01:03:47,373 --> 01:03:49,333
Mum! Do not touch that sock!

1167
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:51,127
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock

1168
01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:53,296
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!

1169
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,674
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

1170
01:04:01,721 --> 01:04:03,014
<i>Millie, please.</i>

1171
01:04:03,723 --> 01:04:05,892
Please wake up from your standing coma.

1172
01:04:06,058 --> 01:04:08,519
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you

1173
01:04:08,603 --> 01:04:10,605
and you can come and go, but, to me,

1174
01:04:10,771 --> 01:04:13,149
this place, these people,
that's all I have.

1175
01:04:13,316 --> 01:04:15,359
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that

1176
01:04:15,526 --> 01:04:17,904
but you gotta wake up, please.

1177
01:04:18,070 --> 01:04:19,697
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.

1178
01:04:19,864 --> 01:04:21,532
Guy?

1179
01:04:22,783 --> 01:04:24,744
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.

1180
01:04:24,827 --> 01:04:25,953
I know, I know.

1181
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,121
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1182
01:04:27,246 --> 01:04:30,208
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.

1183
01:04:30,374 --> 01:04:32,126
We're done with that.

1184
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,921
I got you a present.

1185
01:04:36,255 --> 01:04:37,465
I didn't have time to wrap it.

1186
01:04:38,591 --> 01:04:39,675
What?

1187
01:04:47,558 --> 01:04:51,062
<i>They say over
a billion NPCs are killed every year.</i>

1188
01:04:51,229 --> 01:04:55,858
<i>Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.</i>

1189
01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:59,362
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters

1190
01:04:59,445 --> 01:05:00,947
when I was bored, you know?

1191
01:05:01,113 --> 01:05:04,450
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.

1192
01:05:04,617 --> 01:05:07,328
<i>Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?</i>

1193
01:05:07,495 --> 01:05:09,455
<i>But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'</i>

1194
01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,207
<i>about NPCs and how I play the game.</i>

1195
01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:13,876
<i>The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,</i>

1196
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,503
<i>for a player to be a good guy.</i>

1197
01:05:15,586 --> 01:05:16,837
<i>He's also a really cute guy.</i>

1198
01:05:17,004 --> 01:05:19,674
<i>And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing</i>.

1199
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,717
<i>And, honestly, it's got me realising,</i>

1200
01:05:21,884 --> 01:05:24,387
<i>maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.</i>

1201
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:26,430
<i>I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?</i>

1202
01:05:26,597 --> 01:05:28,307
<i>Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.</i>

1203
01:05:28,474 --> 01:05:30,851
<i>He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?</i>

1204
01:05:31,018 --> 01:05:32,895
<i>Like, he reminds us of what's possible.</i>

1205
01:05:33,062 --> 01:05:34,397
<i>Also, he's, like, crazy hot.</i>

1206
01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:37,567
<i>Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.</i>

1207
01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:38,985
<i>We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.</i>

1208
01:05:39,151 --> 01:05:40,486
Maybe we just stop the killing.

1209
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,863
He's dead! You hear me?

1210
01:05:43,030 --> 01:05:44,574
The guy, put him up here.

1211
01:05:44,782 --> 01:05:47,034
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.

1212
01:05:47,201 --> 01:05:50,746
Make me see him. There he is.

1213
01:05:50,913 --> 01:05:53,457
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.

1214
01:05:53,624 --> 01:05:54,875
I thought you liked Blue Shirt.

1215
01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:56,836
Don't say words to me!

1216
01:05:57,003 --> 01:05:59,922
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.

1217
01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:01,090
You know what they're not doing, guys?

1218
01:06:01,257 --> 01:06:02,550
Buying <i>Free City 2.</i>

1219
01:06:02,717 --> 01:06:04,594
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.

1220
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,554
60. That's bad.

1221
01:06:06,721 --> 01:06:09,098
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.

1222
01:06:09,974 --> 01:06:10,975
Yeah, he's gone viral.

1223
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:14,812
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!

1224
01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:17,857
Inoperable!

1225
01:06:18,274 --> 01:06:19,567
You know,
this whole good guy routine,

1226
01:06:19,734 --> 01:06:22,528
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.

1227
01:06:22,695 --> 01:06:25,031
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.

1228
01:06:25,197 --> 01:06:26,198
You can't.

1229
01:06:26,991 --> 01:06:27,992
Oh, I'm sorry, what?

1230
01:06:28,159 --> 01:06:29,160
You can't.

1231
01:06:29,410 --> 01:06:30,411
Why not?

1232
01:06:30,494 --> 01:06:33,289
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.

1233
01:06:33,456 --> 01:06:35,207
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit

1234
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,335
about a self-aware NPC is real?

1235
01:06:37,501 --> 01:06:40,546
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.

1236
01:06:41,756 --> 01:06:43,507
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

1237
01:06:46,260 --> 01:06:48,220
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1238
01:06:48,387 --> 01:06:50,514
What to do? What to do?
Got it.

1239
01:06:52,266 --> 01:06:53,601
And kip-up!

1240
01:06:57,271 --> 01:06:58,689
So we can't kick him out of the game.

1241
01:06:58,856 --> 01:07:01,651
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.

1242
01:07:01,817 --> 01:07:02,943
Hit me. Ideas.

1243
01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:04,987
You could just reboot the server.

1244
01:07:05,237 --> 01:07:06,238
Keep talking.

1245
01:07:06,322 --> 01:07:07,657
If we reboot the server

1246
01:07:07,823 --> 01:07:10,576
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.

1247
01:07:11,077 --> 01:07:13,120
- Solution.
- Antwan.

1248
01:07:13,287 --> 01:07:14,705
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating

1249
01:07:14,872 --> 01:07:16,540
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent

1250
01:07:16,624 --> 01:07:17,667
life-form right now, okay?

1251
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,293
Honey, honey. Shush.

1252
01:07:20,252 --> 01:07:21,462
He's losing me money.

1253
01:07:21,629 --> 01:07:25,049
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.

1254
01:07:25,216 --> 01:07:26,717
Terminate him. Reboot.

1255
01:07:26,884 --> 01:07:28,469
- On it.
- You can't do that.

1256
01:07:28,636 --> 01:07:29,637
Reboot!

1257
01:07:39,563 --> 01:07:42,400
<i>Order up and drown your bloodlust</i>

1258
01:07:42,566 --> 01:07:45,027
<i>with a tall glass of murderjuice.</i>

1259
01:07:45,194 --> 01:07:46,987
<i>Here's this week's highlights.</i>

1260
01:07:47,321 --> 01:07:49,365
He's very expressive with his body.

1261
01:07:49,448 --> 01:07:50,449
Clearly.

1262
01:07:50,533 --> 01:07:51,742
<i>What is that?</i>

1263
01:07:51,826 --> 01:07:53,202
<i>It's a whole new world over there.</i>

1264
01:07:53,369 --> 01:07:54,578
<i>Some kinda paradise and shit.</i>

1265
01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:56,330
Oh, my God, that's it.

1266
01:07:56,497 --> 01:08:00,835
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.

1267
01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:03,003
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.

1268
01:08:03,170 --> 01:08:04,505
I've seen this place.

1269
01:08:04,672 --> 01:08:05,965
What?

1270
01:08:11,679 --> 01:08:12,680
Yeah.

1271
01:08:12,763 --> 01:08:14,932
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?

1272
01:08:19,353 --> 01:08:21,230
Millie? Millie?

1273
01:09:06,442 --> 01:09:08,527
We're dark. <i>Free City</i> is offline.

1274
01:09:16,243 --> 01:09:18,287
What is happening?

1275
01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:24,543
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.

1276
01:09:25,085 --> 01:09:27,004
No, no, no.

1277
01:09:45,773 --> 01:09:47,024
It's okay. Come on.

1278
01:09:52,696 --> 01:09:54,198
Come on.

1279
01:09:54,740 --> 01:09:56,784
Come on, come on, come on.

1280
01:10:02,623 --> 01:10:03,916
Good morning, Goldie.

1281
01:10:08,712 --> 01:10:11,215
<i>Front of warm, dry gunfire...</i>

1282
01:10:11,382 --> 01:10:12,925
<i>mixed with late afternoon stabbings...</i>

1283
01:10:13,092 --> 01:10:14,969
<i>could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents</i>

1284
01:10:15,135 --> 01:10:17,096
<i>by early Tuesday night.</i>

1285
01:10:17,263 --> 01:10:19,849
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?

1286
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,642
Nobody knows.

1287
01:10:21,725 --> 01:10:23,310
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

1288
01:10:23,477 --> 01:10:24,603
Guy, can we talk?

1289
01:10:24,770 --> 01:10:25,855
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?

1290
01:10:25,938 --> 01:10:26,939
I don't know. Keep walking.

1291
01:10:27,022 --> 01:10:28,357
Come on, Guy! You know me.

1292
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:29,525
You know this.

1293
01:10:30,568 --> 01:10:32,278
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.

1294
01:10:32,444 --> 01:10:33,445
I need to know where.

1295
01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:36,031
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.

1296
01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:38,951
Please try to remember.
This is really important.

1297
01:10:39,743 --> 01:10:42,955
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?

1298
01:10:43,122 --> 01:10:44,331
Oh, my Guy loves swings.

1299
01:10:44,498 --> 01:10:46,584
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.

1300
01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,751
- Have you been?
- Yes.

1301
01:10:47,918 --> 01:10:49,253
We had bubble gum ice cream.

1302
01:10:49,420 --> 01:10:52,131
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!

1303
01:10:52,298 --> 01:10:53,716
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.

1304
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:55,843
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?

1305
01:10:57,094 --> 01:10:59,430
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.

1306
01:11:03,642 --> 01:11:06,353
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.

1307
01:11:07,354 --> 01:11:09,815
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

1308
01:11:23,829 --> 01:11:24,872
Hello?

1309
01:11:25,039 --> 01:11:26,040
<i>I might've found something.</i>

1310
01:11:26,123 --> 01:11:29,376
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,

1311
01:11:29,543 --> 01:11:31,587
even now, after the wipe.

1312
01:11:31,670 --> 01:11:32,671
What's the point?

1313
01:11:32,755 --> 01:11:35,466
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.

1314
01:11:35,633 --> 01:11:37,301
<i>I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.</i>

1315
01:11:37,468 --> 01:11:40,054
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?

1316
01:11:40,220 --> 01:11:43,098
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his AI coding.

1317
01:11:43,265 --> 01:11:45,434
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.

1318
01:11:45,601 --> 01:11:47,978
<i>His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.</i>

1319
01:11:48,145 --> 01:11:50,147
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.

1320
01:11:50,314 --> 01:11:52,483
Just look at the trace log I sent you.

1321
01:11:52,650 --> 01:11:54,234
<i>It'll explain everything.</i>

1322
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,416
<i>Now, from the beginning...</i>

1323
01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:12,378
<i>Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,</i>

1324
01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:14,171
<i>thanks to our code</i>.

1325
01:12:14,505 --> 01:12:15,714
<i>But he's still stuck in Free City.</i>

1326
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:18,175
<i>He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.</i>

1327
01:12:18,258 --> 01:12:21,971
<i>And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?</i>

1328
01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:23,931
<i>And then I remembered.</i>

1329
01:12:24,098 --> 01:12:27,726
<i>One of the characters from</i> Life Itself
<i>was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.</i>

1330
01:12:27,893 --> 01:12:31,897
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.

1331
01:12:32,064 --> 01:12:34,316
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.

1332
01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:38,487
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".

1333
01:12:38,654 --> 01:12:40,197
<i>So I had to base this girl
off of someone,</i>

1334
01:12:40,364 --> 01:12:43,993
<i>and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?</i>

1335
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:45,160
<i>You.</i>

1336
01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:46,829
But then, one day,

1337
01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:49,456
<i>he meets you in</i> Free City,
<i>and once he sees you</i>

1338
01:12:49,623 --> 01:12:51,041
<i>he can never be the same.</i>

1339
01:12:51,208 --> 01:12:54,962
<i>He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive</i>

1340
01:12:55,129 --> 01:12:57,756
<i>until, eventually, he is alive.</i>

1341
01:12:59,049 --> 01:13:01,176
<i>You changed him, Millie.</i>

1342
01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:05,639
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.

1343
01:13:05,806 --> 01:13:08,017
<i>You brought him to life, Millie.</i>

1344
01:13:09,143 --> 01:13:11,186
<i>You brought him to life.</i>

1345
01:13:11,353 --> 01:13:13,689
<i>And he was alive because
he met the one pers--</i>

1346
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:16,608
Don't have a good day...

1347
01:13:17,651 --> 01:13:18,777
have a great day.

1348
01:13:18,944 --> 01:13:20,070
Thank you.

1349
01:13:20,529 --> 01:13:21,613
Take care.

1350
01:13:22,197 --> 01:13:23,198
Everybody down on the ground!

1351
01:13:23,782 --> 01:13:26,076
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

1352
01:13:26,243 --> 01:13:27,244
Okay.

1353
01:13:27,369 --> 01:13:28,912
Everybody except you.

1354
01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:34,168
Door, door, door. I got it.

1355
01:13:34,334 --> 01:13:35,586
Please, I have a goldfish.

1356
01:13:35,753 --> 01:13:36,879
Look, I don't have long.

1357
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:39,173
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.

1358
01:13:39,339 --> 01:13:41,133
Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?

1359
01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:42,217
There is something
inside you, Guy.

1360
01:13:42,301 --> 01:13:43,302
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.

1361
01:13:43,385 --> 01:13:44,386
They stuck you
in that bank and

1362
01:13:44,470 --> 01:13:45,512
expected you
to just follow the rules...

1363
01:13:45,596 --> 01:13:47,347
- I love the bank.
- ...and do the same thing every day.

1364
01:13:47,514 --> 01:13:49,600
- You are so much more than that.
- I don't wanna be more than that.

1365
01:13:49,767 --> 01:13:51,435
No, and I need you to remember it.

1366
01:13:51,602 --> 01:13:53,604
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?

1367
01:13:53,687 --> 01:13:54,688
Put these on.

1368
01:13:54,772 --> 01:13:56,315
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.

1369
01:13:56,482 --> 01:13:58,567
True. The choice is totally yours.

1370
01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:00,444
Okay. Okay. Fine.

1371
01:14:05,199 --> 01:14:07,242
What is that?

1372
01:14:07,409 --> 01:14:09,119
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?

1373
01:14:09,203 --> 01:14:10,204
Listen carefully.

1374
01:14:10,329 --> 01:14:13,165
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,

1375
01:14:13,248 --> 01:14:15,459
it's all gonna disappear for good.

1376
01:14:15,626 --> 01:14:17,086
Can you please just let me go?

1377
01:14:17,252 --> 01:14:18,670
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.

1378
01:14:18,837 --> 01:14:20,130
I mean, I've seen the general area,

1379
01:14:20,214 --> 01:14:21,799
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.

1380
01:14:21,965 --> 01:14:23,342
Not really good with words in general.

1381
01:14:24,510 --> 01:14:26,053
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!

1382
01:15:04,091 --> 01:15:05,217
I remember.

1383
01:15:06,301 --> 01:15:07,678
Welcome back.

1384
01:15:08,303 --> 01:15:11,265
No. I remember everything.

1385
01:15:12,057 --> 01:15:13,058
Come with me.

1386
01:15:13,934 --> 01:15:16,979
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.

1387
01:15:20,357 --> 01:15:21,859
Do you see that?

1388
01:15:22,025 --> 01:15:23,485
Right there.

1389
01:15:24,111 --> 01:15:25,529
Oh, my God.

1390
01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,448
Oh, my God!

1391
01:15:28,740 --> 01:15:32,161
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...

1392
01:15:32,327 --> 01:15:34,496
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.

1393
01:15:35,581 --> 01:15:37,291
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.

1394
01:15:38,417 --> 01:15:40,085
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.

1395
01:15:40,252 --> 01:15:42,963
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.

1396
01:15:43,130 --> 01:15:44,173
We need help.

1397
01:15:45,424 --> 01:15:47,467
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight

1398
01:15:47,551 --> 01:15:49,553
in the one place no one can even get to.

1399
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,721
<i>I can't even believe</i>

1400
01:15:50,804 --> 01:15:51,805
<i>he's smart enough to be this diabolical.</i>

1401
01:15:51,889 --> 01:15:53,390
Keys, I need you to focus.

1402
01:15:53,557 --> 01:15:57,060
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.

1403
01:15:57,227 --> 01:15:59,313
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.

1404
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,065
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?

1405
01:16:02,149 --> 01:16:03,150
<i>We're gonna need a bridge.</i>

1406
01:16:03,442 --> 01:16:05,485
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.

1407
01:16:05,652 --> 01:16:06,862
And, Millie,

1408
01:16:07,362 --> 01:16:08,614
<i>be careful.</i>

1409
01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:10,699
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.

1410
01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:13,410
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.

1411
01:16:13,577 --> 01:16:14,578
You're right.

1412
01:16:14,745 --> 01:16:17,998
<i>Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see,</i>

1413
01:16:18,165 --> 01:16:19,458
<i>w-- I have an idea.</i>

1414
01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:21,376
<i>What if he has nothing to throw?</i>

1415
01:16:23,253 --> 01:16:26,089
Everyone! Gather round!

1416
01:16:27,507 --> 01:16:28,926
Thank you for coming.

1417
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:30,969
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.

1418
01:16:31,136 --> 01:16:32,638
NPCs: Hi, Guy.

1419
01:16:33,305 --> 01:16:34,306
Hi.

1420
01:16:35,182 --> 01:16:37,935
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.

1421
01:16:38,852 --> 01:16:40,229
Really hard to understand.

1422
01:16:42,105 --> 01:16:45,192
But, are you sick
of living in the background?

1423
01:16:46,526 --> 01:16:48,278
Aren't you sick of being shot at?

1424
01:16:48,362 --> 01:16:49,363
Enough.

1425
01:16:49,446 --> 01:16:51,073
- Taken hostage?
- No more.

1426
01:16:51,156 --> 01:16:52,449
- Run over?
- We done with that.

1427
01:16:52,616 --> 01:16:54,701
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?

1428
01:16:54,868 --> 01:16:56,245
We are tired of being stabbed!

1429
01:16:56,411 --> 01:16:57,579
- Buddy!
- Sorry.

1430
01:16:57,746 --> 01:16:59,373
What are you trying to say, Guy?

1431
01:16:59,539 --> 01:17:02,501
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.

1432
01:17:02,668 --> 01:17:03,710
Things can be different.

1433
01:17:03,877 --> 01:17:04,920
Different how?

1434
01:17:05,504 --> 01:17:07,506
For starters,
you can put your arms down.

1435
01:17:07,589 --> 01:17:08,590
Yeah.

1436
01:17:10,634 --> 01:17:13,345
There you go. You got it. Yeah.

1437
01:17:13,512 --> 01:17:15,013
Keep pushing. There you go.

1438
01:17:15,305 --> 01:17:17,057
- Breathe through it. There you go.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.

1439
01:17:17,224 --> 01:17:18,600
- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope.

1440
01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:19,851
That feels unnatural.

1441
01:17:20,018 --> 01:17:22,187
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?

1442
01:17:22,604 --> 01:17:24,690
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.

1443
01:17:24,856 --> 01:17:29,569
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?

1444
01:17:29,736 --> 01:17:30,779
- What?
- What?

1445
01:17:31,363 --> 01:17:32,531
There's always a guy with a gun.

1446
01:17:32,698 --> 01:17:34,241
So many guys with guns.

1447
01:17:34,825 --> 01:17:38,078
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?

1448
01:17:39,454 --> 01:17:41,164
What if we can change it?

1449
01:17:41,331 --> 01:17:46,211
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?

1450
01:17:46,378 --> 01:17:47,796
Hardly ever, Guy.

1451
01:17:47,921 --> 01:17:49,756
What about corpses, Millie?

1452
01:17:49,923 --> 01:17:50,924
- What?
- You see a lot of those?

1453
01:17:51,091 --> 01:17:52,426
How many an hour?

1454
01:17:52,592 --> 01:17:54,011
None per hour, Guy.

1455
01:17:54,177 --> 01:17:55,512
What about gun violence?

1456
01:17:56,013 --> 01:17:57,723
See a lot of gun violence in your world?

1457
01:17:57,889 --> 01:18:01,059
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.

1458
01:18:02,978 --> 01:18:03,979
I didn't see that coming.

1459
01:18:04,146 --> 01:18:05,397
It's true. It really sucks.

1460
01:18:06,606 --> 01:18:10,819
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.

1461
01:18:11,737 --> 01:18:13,363
We can be whatever we want.

1462
01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:15,032
We can't all be you, Guy.

1463
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:16,491
That's not true.

1464
01:18:17,868 --> 01:18:20,996
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.

1465
01:18:21,079 --> 01:18:22,080
NPCs: What?

1466
01:18:22,164 --> 01:18:25,125
It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.

1467
01:18:25,292 --> 01:18:28,420
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...

1468
01:18:28,587 --> 01:18:29,588
A cappuccino.

1469
01:18:29,671 --> 01:18:31,340
...a goddamn difference in the world.

1470
01:18:31,506 --> 01:18:32,674
Much, much better.

1471
01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:33,842
And a green tea boba.

1472
01:18:33,967 --> 01:18:35,552
- Holy shit!
- That's right!

1473
01:18:35,719 --> 01:18:37,137
You go, girl.

1474
01:18:37,304 --> 01:18:38,388
Oh, my God, you're amazing!

1475
01:18:38,555 --> 01:18:40,182
If I could just make it out
past that water,

1476
01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:42,351
there's a world out there
where we can be free.

1477
01:18:42,517 --> 01:18:44,519
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.

1478
01:18:44,686 --> 01:18:46,980
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.

1479
01:18:47,147 --> 01:18:48,899
We have to fight together.

1480
01:18:49,066 --> 01:18:50,359
NPCs: Yeah!

1481
01:18:51,234 --> 01:18:53,528
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.

1482
01:18:53,695 --> 01:18:55,197
But that shit ends today.

1483
01:18:55,322 --> 01:18:56,323
Yeah!

1484
01:18:56,865 --> 01:18:58,575
I don't even know
what's happening right now!

1485
01:18:58,658 --> 01:18:59,659
But I love it!

1486
01:19:01,244 --> 01:19:02,579
I love it!

1487
01:19:03,789 --> 01:19:04,790
I love it!

1488
01:19:04,956 --> 01:19:06,875
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!

1489
01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:09,920
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!

1490
01:19:16,134 --> 01:19:17,844
Everybody get down on the ground!

1491
01:19:22,933 --> 01:19:23,975
Hello?

1492
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,479
Where the hell is everybody?

1493
01:19:28,313 --> 01:19:29,981
Hello?

1494
01:19:40,450 --> 01:19:42,327
Where are all the NPCs?

1495
01:19:51,128 --> 01:19:53,797
<i>Look, I've been playing</i>
Free City <i>for, like, three years now.</i>

1496
01:19:53,964 --> 01:19:55,382
<i>I've never seen anything like this.</i>

1497
01:19:55,549 --> 01:19:56,883
<i>Up until recently,</i>

1498
01:19:56,967 --> 01:19:59,761
<i>I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.</i>

1499
01:19:59,845 --> 01:20:02,806
<i>And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory</i>

1500
01:20:02,973 --> 01:20:06,601
<i>but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.</i>

1501
01:20:06,768 --> 01:20:09,479
<i>- That he's actual AI.
- AI?</i>

1502
01:20:09,646 --> 01:20:13,108
<i>Actual AI. You know, alive.</i>

1503
01:20:13,275 --> 01:20:15,527
<i>It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.</i>

1504
01:20:15,694 --> 01:20:18,572
<i>Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.</i>

1505
01:20:18,738 --> 01:20:21,032
<i>- Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.</i>
- Oh, my God. My God!

1506
01:20:21,199 --> 01:20:22,534
Antwan, you should see this.

1507
01:20:24,911 --> 01:20:26,580
<i>And you,
you tried to steal it from me</i>

1508
01:20:26,663 --> 01:20:28,165
<i>with that Molotov chick.</i>

1509
01:20:28,248 --> 01:20:29,249
<i>- Her name's Millie.</i>
<i>- Who?</i>

1510
01:20:29,332 --> 01:20:30,333
<i>Millie.</i>

1511
01:20:30,584 --> 01:20:33,545
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!

1512
01:20:33,712 --> 01:20:36,256
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.

1513
01:20:36,423 --> 01:20:37,966
That's it. Come on, quicker.

1514
01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:39,593
Yes, there he is.

1515
01:20:39,759 --> 01:20:43,346
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.

1516
01:20:44,181 --> 01:20:46,349
AKA Millie Rusk.

1517
01:20:46,975 --> 01:20:48,560
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?

1518
01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:49,644
Yeah.

1519
01:20:49,728 --> 01:20:51,938
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit

1520
01:20:52,105 --> 01:20:54,399
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.

1521
01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:56,026
Boot Molotovgirl now.

1522
01:20:56,193 --> 01:21:00,197
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.

1523
01:21:00,363 --> 01:21:01,364
This woman is exceptional.

1524
01:21:01,531 --> 01:21:02,949
Then kill her in the game.

1525
01:21:03,116 --> 01:21:05,827
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.

1526
01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:09,331
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.

1527
01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:10,999
Yeah, just one problem.

1528
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,584
We don't have anything.

1529
01:21:12,751 --> 01:21:13,835
Whatchu talking about, Willis?

1530
01:21:14,002 --> 01:21:15,504
We don't have any defences.

1531
01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:19,007
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.

1532
01:21:19,174 --> 01:21:20,717
It's what I've been trying to tell you.

1533
01:21:20,884 --> 01:21:24,387
It's like every NPC went on strike.

1534
01:21:26,181 --> 01:21:28,517
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,

1535
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,101
matcha latte with cinnamon!

1536
01:21:30,268 --> 01:21:31,520
- That's me.
- Hey.

1537
01:21:31,686 --> 01:21:32,979
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1538
01:21:33,271 --> 01:21:34,272
Cheers.

1539
01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:38,693
Go get 'em, Guy!

1540
01:21:40,403 --> 01:21:42,489
It's like a digital walkout.

1541
01:21:42,989 --> 01:21:44,741
No, it's not.

1542
01:21:44,908 --> 01:21:46,826
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.

1543
01:21:46,993 --> 01:21:49,037
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.

1544
01:21:49,204 --> 01:21:51,122
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.

1545
01:21:51,289 --> 01:21:53,625
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.

1546
01:21:53,792 --> 01:21:55,085
They'll freak out.

1547
01:21:57,337 --> 01:21:59,673
I don't care.

1548
01:21:59,839 --> 01:22:04,219
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?

1549
01:22:04,344 --> 01:22:05,428
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing

1550
01:22:05,512 --> 01:22:06,513
'cause you think we're friends now

1551
01:22:06,721 --> 01:22:08,014
and we're in some sort of gang together?

1552
01:22:08,181 --> 01:22:10,141
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.

1553
01:22:10,267 --> 01:22:11,268
Cool, we're a team.

1554
01:22:11,351 --> 01:22:12,352
We should come up

1555
01:22:12,435 --> 01:22:13,478
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.

1556
01:22:13,603 --> 01:22:15,230
- On three. One, two, three--
- One, two, three--

1557
01:22:15,397 --> 01:22:17,274
Get back to work!

1558
01:22:18,024 --> 01:22:19,609
Someone find me Keys!

1559
01:22:24,072 --> 01:22:26,658
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!

1560
01:22:31,496 --> 01:22:33,582
Okay, that's not good.

1561
01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:37,002
He knows where we're going.

1562
01:22:42,966 --> 01:22:44,926
All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.

1563
01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:46,761
Want some four wheels to the face?

1564
01:22:46,928 --> 01:22:48,096
Take that. Boom!

1565
01:22:51,850 --> 01:22:54,436
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.

1566
01:22:56,062 --> 01:22:57,063
Whoa!

1567
01:23:05,238 --> 01:23:06,698
Here we go. Y'all watching this?

1568
01:23:06,865 --> 01:23:08,158
I'm about to end this fool.

1569
01:23:10,368 --> 01:23:12,704
Come on, come on, come on.

1570
01:23:12,871 --> 01:23:14,706
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.

1571
01:23:26,134 --> 01:23:30,263
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?

1572
01:23:30,430 --> 01:23:34,100
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!

1573
01:23:38,605 --> 01:23:39,606
Come on!

1574
01:23:43,735 --> 01:23:44,861
Go, go, go!

1575
01:24:00,627 --> 01:24:02,837
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.

1576
01:24:02,962 --> 01:24:04,047
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.

1577
01:24:04,130 --> 01:24:05,131
Time to give up? You wanna give up?

1578
01:24:05,215 --> 01:24:06,216
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.

1579
01:24:06,299 --> 01:24:07,300
- Go.
- I'll be back.

1580
01:24:07,467 --> 01:24:09,678
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.

1581
01:24:10,679 --> 01:24:14,265
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.

1582
01:24:14,432 --> 01:24:16,518
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.

1583
01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:19,270
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.

1584
01:24:21,022 --> 01:24:23,024
Unless there is something out there.

1585
01:24:24,317 --> 01:24:26,027
Antwan, is there something there?

1586
01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:29,447
Screw it. Art nerds.

1587
01:24:29,614 --> 01:24:30,990
Time for Dude.

1588
01:24:31,074 --> 01:24:32,117
We're still working on him.

1589
01:24:32,283 --> 01:24:34,411
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.

1590
01:24:34,577 --> 01:24:35,995
Drop in Dude now.

1591
01:24:36,955 --> 01:24:38,540
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,

1592
01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:41,918
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.

1593
01:24:49,592 --> 01:24:50,677
What are we supposed to do now?

1594
01:24:50,844 --> 01:24:52,637
Now Keys finds us a bridge.

1595
01:24:54,139 --> 01:24:56,975
Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?

1596
01:24:58,852 --> 01:25:00,562
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.

1597
01:25:00,729 --> 01:25:02,063
She's looking for your build.

1598
01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:03,606
What build, Antwan?

1599
01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:05,775
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?

1600
01:25:05,942 --> 01:25:07,152
And if you didn't use our code

1601
01:25:07,318 --> 01:25:09,863
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?

1602
01:25:10,572 --> 01:25:12,449
Or am I missing something?

1603
01:25:14,325 --> 01:25:15,326
Leave us.

1604
01:25:18,913 --> 01:25:22,375
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.

1605
01:25:22,542 --> 01:25:25,295
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.

1606
01:25:25,462 --> 01:25:26,713
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.

1607
01:25:26,796 --> 01:25:27,797
Yeah, I do know.

1608
01:25:27,964 --> 01:25:30,967
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.

1609
01:25:31,134 --> 01:25:34,763
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?

1610
01:25:34,929 --> 01:25:37,348
What matters more than numbers?
Money?

1611
01:25:37,515 --> 01:25:40,185
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.

1612
01:25:40,351 --> 01:25:41,686
Nothing matters more than numbers!

1613
01:25:41,853 --> 01:25:43,229
You should be thanking me!

1614
01:25:43,396 --> 01:25:44,397
I should be thanking you?

1615
01:25:44,481 --> 01:25:46,816
What about the profits
that you got from our work?

1616
01:25:46,983 --> 01:25:49,027
You chose your side, little Padawan.

1617
01:25:49,194 --> 01:25:52,739
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.

1618
01:25:52,822 --> 01:25:53,823
You get me, bro?

1619
01:25:54,908 --> 01:25:57,994
Yeah, I get you. Bro.

1620
01:25:58,119 --> 01:26:00,538
Which leads me to this.

1621
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:17,055
Thanks, Keys.

1622
01:26:21,726 --> 01:26:23,353
What the hell was that?

1623
01:26:23,978 --> 01:26:26,356
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.

1624
01:26:29,651 --> 01:26:32,362
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.

1625
01:26:32,529 --> 01:26:34,614
You're obviously fired, you know that.

1626
01:26:34,781 --> 01:26:37,826
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?

1627
01:26:37,909 --> 01:26:38,910
Boot everyone.

1628
01:26:39,077 --> 01:26:41,162
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?

1629
01:26:41,329 --> 01:26:43,081
Boot them out of the game, now!

1630
01:26:43,248 --> 01:26:44,624
Cancel every player account!

1631
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,668
And where the hell is Dude?

1632
01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:49,546
Security! Kick this punk out.

1633
01:26:55,468 --> 01:26:56,469
Guy!

1634
01:26:56,636 --> 01:26:58,429
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.

1635
01:26:58,513 --> 01:26:59,514
What's happening?

1636
01:26:59,597 --> 01:27:00,640
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.

1637
01:27:00,807 --> 01:27:01,975
You gotta keep going.

1638
01:27:02,141 --> 01:27:04,394
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?

1639
01:27:04,561 --> 01:27:06,229
You will if you make it
across that bridge.

1640
01:27:06,396 --> 01:27:08,356
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.

1641
01:27:08,523 --> 01:27:10,441
You do that, Antwan is done.

1642
01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:11,901
I'll make it.

1643
01:27:15,947 --> 01:27:17,031
I'll make it.

1644
01:27:18,199 --> 01:27:19,200
What the hell?

1645
01:27:21,494 --> 01:27:22,912
What's going on?

1646
01:28:02,285 --> 01:28:06,164
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.

1647
01:28:07,123 --> 01:28:08,291
Oh!

1648
01:28:08,374 --> 01:28:09,626
Wow.

1649
01:28:14,714 --> 01:28:15,882
Catchphrase.

1650
01:28:15,965 --> 01:28:16,966
<i>Catchphrase?</i>

1651
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,260
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.

1652
01:28:19,427 --> 01:28:23,014
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.

1653
01:28:27,226 --> 01:28:28,436
Whoa.

1654
01:28:29,729 --> 01:28:32,690
Get up, Guy. Get up.

1655
01:28:45,328 --> 01:28:47,163
Oh, no, no, no.

1656
01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:54,629
Guy, I came to save you.

1657
01:28:56,756 --> 01:28:58,841
- Who is this?
- I don't know.

1658
01:28:59,008 --> 01:29:00,218
He's glorious.

1659
01:29:01,970 --> 01:29:03,221
I mean, he's just like you...

1660
01:29:03,388 --> 01:29:04,806
but way better.

1661
01:29:06,599 --> 01:29:08,851
Way, way better.

1662
01:29:09,018 --> 01:29:10,687
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.

1663
01:29:10,895 --> 01:29:12,146
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.

1664
01:29:12,313 --> 01:29:13,606
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?

1665
01:29:13,773 --> 01:29:15,108
You don't mind this, do you?

1666
01:29:15,274 --> 01:29:16,943
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.

1667
01:29:21,072 --> 01:29:23,241
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.

1668
01:29:23,408 --> 01:29:24,409
He punches so hard.

1669
01:29:24,534 --> 01:29:25,535
But yet his hands are so soft.

1670
01:29:25,702 --> 01:29:27,078
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.

1671
01:29:27,245 --> 01:29:29,205
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.

1672
01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:30,832
Whee!

1673
01:29:30,915 --> 01:29:32,333
Ha-ha!

1674
01:29:35,461 --> 01:29:36,629
Oh...

1675
01:29:40,299 --> 01:29:42,635
<i>No, no, no! No!</i>

1676
01:29:42,802 --> 01:29:45,346
Get up, Guy, get up!

1677
01:29:46,180 --> 01:29:47,557
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.

1678
01:29:47,682 --> 01:29:48,683
I don't know what that means.

1679
01:29:51,436 --> 01:29:52,770
<i>Come on, man. Get up!</i>

1680
01:29:52,937 --> 01:29:53,938
Get up.

1681
01:29:55,273 --> 01:29:57,900
There are three things I love in life.

1682
01:29:58,067 --> 01:30:02,530
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.

1683
01:30:06,784 --> 01:30:08,745
<i>Oof! Oh, shit!</i>

1684
01:30:10,621 --> 01:30:12,165
Activate death blow.

1685
01:30:12,248 --> 01:30:13,249
Bye, Guy.

1686
01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:19,922
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.

1687
01:30:22,091 --> 01:30:23,092
Get up!

1688
01:30:23,176 --> 01:30:25,636
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!

1689
01:30:28,723 --> 01:30:29,724
Get up, Guy.

1690
01:30:35,772 --> 01:30:36,856
Oh.

1691
01:30:38,858 --> 01:30:40,651
What the shit?

1692
01:30:48,201 --> 01:30:49,452
That was dope.

1693
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,303
- Hold on. Is that--
- That's a--

1694
01:31:07,428 --> 01:31:10,515
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.

1695
01:31:10,723 --> 01:31:11,808
Mm-hmm.

1696
01:31:16,979 --> 01:31:18,898
- Is that a lightsabre?
- It is.

1697
01:31:54,767 --> 01:31:55,768
Oh!

1698
01:32:02,275 --> 01:32:03,401
Guy!

1699
01:32:05,278 --> 01:32:06,779
Yes!

1700
01:32:06,946 --> 01:32:09,448
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.

1701
01:32:30,344 --> 01:32:31,345
There you go.

1702
01:32:32,263 --> 01:32:34,056
Do you see them all now? Yeah?

1703
01:32:34,140 --> 01:32:35,516
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?

1704
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:38,436
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.

1705
01:32:39,854 --> 01:32:41,397
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.

1706
01:32:41,564 --> 01:32:43,399
Just lots of little snacks.

1707
01:32:47,028 --> 01:32:50,156
Yeah, not a dancer. No.

1708
01:32:50,698 --> 01:32:52,450
Run free, better me.

1709
01:32:53,743 --> 01:32:54,911
Let's go.

1710
01:32:55,077 --> 01:32:56,537
Where are we going?

1711
01:32:56,704 --> 01:32:58,414
We can't let them
get across that bridge.

1712
01:32:58,748 --> 01:33:00,208
You wanna finish this out with me?

1713
01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:03,669
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.

1714
01:33:03,753 --> 01:33:05,379
Ha-ha!

1715
01:33:05,463 --> 01:33:07,173
Let's go!

1716
01:33:32,281 --> 01:33:33,532
Antwan, come on, man.

1717
01:33:33,699 --> 01:33:36,035
What are we doing here?

1718
01:33:37,203 --> 01:33:38,704
Where are the servers to <i>Free City 1?</i>

1719
01:33:38,871 --> 01:33:41,624
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?

1720
01:33:42,083 --> 01:33:45,336
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!

1721
01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:47,129
Wait, so you did steal their code.

1722
01:33:47,296 --> 01:33:49,590
Welcome to the conversation, genius.

1723
01:33:49,757 --> 01:33:50,883
Now, where are those servers?

1724
01:33:51,050 --> 01:33:52,927
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.

1725
01:33:53,094 --> 01:33:54,262
All these? This one? Right, this one?

1726
01:33:54,428 --> 01:33:55,638
Yeah. How did you--

1727
01:34:02,144 --> 01:34:03,145
Run.

1728
01:34:07,942 --> 01:34:08,943
Antwan!

1729
01:34:19,328 --> 01:34:20,329
Stop!

1730
01:34:23,374 --> 01:34:24,625
Officer Johnny!

1731
01:34:24,792 --> 01:34:26,043
- Come on!
- Come on!

1732
01:34:29,380 --> 01:34:31,882
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?

1733
01:34:32,008 --> 01:34:33,009
I'm not gonna tell you.

1734
01:34:33,134 --> 01:34:34,135
You're just gonna destroy it.

1735
01:34:34,260 --> 01:34:35,511
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.

1736
01:34:35,678 --> 01:34:38,931
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.

1737
01:34:39,098 --> 01:34:40,599
You didn't do shit.

1738
01:34:40,766 --> 01:34:43,686
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.

1739
01:34:44,186 --> 01:34:45,187
Security!

1740
01:34:45,271 --> 01:34:48,733
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.

1741
01:34:48,899 --> 01:34:50,901
He can call you by your real name.

1742
01:35:10,212 --> 01:35:11,297
Guy!

1743
01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:13,758
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!

1744
01:35:13,924 --> 01:35:15,343
Go without me!

1745
01:35:15,926 --> 01:35:17,970
I've been scared my whole damn life.

1746
01:35:19,597 --> 01:35:21,515
But I'm not scared anymore.

1747
01:35:24,727 --> 01:35:25,895
I'm sorry.

1748
01:35:26,645 --> 01:35:27,897
I'm not.

1749
01:35:30,816 --> 01:35:32,735
It's been the best day of my life.

1750
01:35:33,527 --> 01:35:35,321
You get to that build.

1751
01:35:36,781 --> 01:35:38,240
You show 'em we matter.

1752
01:35:44,121 --> 01:35:48,709
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.

1753
01:37:28,726 --> 01:37:31,770
You did it!

1754
01:37:40,112 --> 01:37:41,697
Yes! Yes!

1755
01:37:41,864 --> 01:37:44,200
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!

1756
01:37:45,743 --> 01:37:47,203
Antwan, stop!

1757
01:37:48,037 --> 01:37:49,288
It's over.

1758
01:37:51,540 --> 01:37:53,167
He made it.

1759
01:37:53,334 --> 01:37:56,837
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.

1760
01:37:57,338 --> 01:37:58,923
Probably win your lawsuit, huh?

1761
01:37:59,632 --> 01:38:00,633
Looks likely.

1762
01:38:00,799 --> 01:38:02,009
Cool.

1763
01:38:02,426 --> 01:38:06,138
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.

1764
01:38:06,305 --> 01:38:09,099
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.

1765
01:38:09,266 --> 01:38:13,145
The sliver that's left of <i>Free City,</i>
all your little background friends.

1766
01:38:13,312 --> 01:38:15,606
Including your digital boyfriend,

1767
01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:17,566
Last server.

1768
01:38:18,651 --> 01:38:23,614
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.

1769
01:38:23,781 --> 01:38:25,199
What's in it for Antwan?

1770
01:38:25,366 --> 01:38:26,492
Everything else.

1771
01:38:26,659 --> 01:38:28,619
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.

1772
01:38:28,702 --> 01:38:30,871
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,

1773
01:38:31,038 --> 01:38:32,748
just give me what's left of <i>Free City.</i>

1774
01:38:33,207 --> 01:38:35,084
Let me build my own world from there.

1775
01:38:35,251 --> 01:38:38,921
What about <i>Free City 2?
Free City 3?</i>

1776
01:38:39,088 --> 01:38:40,589
And all pursuant spin-offs?

1777
01:38:40,756 --> 01:38:43,467
All yours. Just put down the axe.

1778
01:38:43,884 --> 01:38:46,387
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal

1779
01:38:46,470 --> 01:38:47,930
in the history of dumb deals, right?

1780
01:38:49,056 --> 01:38:51,183
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.

1781
01:38:51,350 --> 01:38:53,310
Why would anyone do that?

1782
01:38:53,477 --> 01:38:55,688
'Cause Keys and I made something great.

1783
01:38:57,982 --> 01:39:00,442
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.

1784
01:39:00,901 --> 01:39:03,821
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.

1785
01:39:06,115 --> 01:39:08,242
It's time I played mine.

1786
01:39:09,410 --> 01:39:10,703
Deal?

1787
01:39:20,129 --> 01:39:22,006
<i>Popping today
and not in a good way.</i>

1788
01:39:22,172 --> 01:39:24,675
<i>Sales for</i> Free City 2
<i>continue to slip</i>

1789
01:39:24,842 --> 01:39:28,971
<i>with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.</i>

1790
01:39:29,138 --> 01:39:31,515
<i>Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik</i>

1791
01:39:31,599 --> 01:39:32,725
<i>finds himself in the crosshairs.</i>

1792
01:39:32,891 --> 01:39:34,226
Crosshairs.

1793
01:39:34,393 --> 01:39:36,020
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.

1794
01:39:36,186 --> 01:39:37,271
We're too busy to gloat.

1795
01:39:37,438 --> 01:39:39,440
<i>I'm a victim! I'm a victim!</i>

1796
01:39:39,607 --> 01:39:41,442
Speaking of busy, we just doubled

1797
01:39:41,525 --> 01:39:43,444
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.

1798
01:39:43,611 --> 01:39:44,612
It's amazing.

1799
01:39:44,737 --> 01:39:46,071
Who'd have thought
that so many people

1800
01:39:46,238 --> 01:39:49,199
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?

1801
01:39:49,783 --> 01:39:50,909
Hmm.

1802
01:39:51,744 --> 01:39:52,745
Oh, yeah, we did.

1803
01:39:52,870 --> 01:39:54,580
Yeah.

1804
01:39:55,873 --> 01:39:58,250
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.

1805
01:39:58,584 --> 01:39:59,793
<i>Antwan out!</i>

1806
01:39:59,960 --> 01:40:01,587
<i>Meanwhile, the game</i> Free Life

1807
01:40:01,670 --> 01:40:04,131
<i>is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.</i>

1808
01:40:04,298 --> 01:40:07,676
<i>Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game</i>

1809
01:40:07,843 --> 01:40:10,763
<i>where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy</i>

1810
01:40:10,929 --> 01:40:13,974
<i>and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.</i>

1811
01:40:14,058 --> 01:40:15,059
Uh, hey, Mills--

1812
01:40:17,519 --> 01:40:19,688
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?

1813
01:40:20,105 --> 01:40:22,232
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.

1814
01:40:24,068 --> 01:40:25,986
- Oh.
- Coffee?

1815
01:40:26,570 --> 01:40:28,364
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

1816
01:40:28,906 --> 01:40:30,366
I'll just, uh, grab you one.

1817
01:40:30,991 --> 01:40:31,992
Oh, Keys, uh--

1818
01:40:32,159 --> 01:40:33,661
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

1819
01:40:33,827 --> 01:40:34,870
Yeah.

1820
01:40:45,130 --> 01:40:47,383
Hi, Randy. Milton.

1821
01:40:49,885 --> 01:40:50,969
Hmm.

1822
01:40:51,845 --> 01:40:53,389
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.

1823
01:40:54,765 --> 01:40:56,684
Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.

1824
01:40:57,184 --> 01:40:58,310
You should see it in here.

1825
01:40:58,477 --> 01:41:00,688
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.

1826
01:41:00,771 --> 01:41:02,481
Wow.

1827
01:41:04,983 --> 01:41:05,984
Hey, guys.

1828
01:41:16,036 --> 01:41:17,830
Look, Guy--

1829
01:41:18,038 --> 01:41:20,207
Wow, this is harder than I thought.

1830
01:41:20,958 --> 01:41:22,626
Then let me do it for you.

1831
01:41:23,419 --> 01:41:24,962
Guy,

1832
01:41:27,548 --> 01:41:30,926
you are dreamy.

1833
01:41:32,386 --> 01:41:36,974
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,

1834
01:41:37,141 --> 01:41:41,353
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.

1835
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:43,647
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.

1836
01:41:44,231 --> 01:41:49,153
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.

1837
01:41:53,824 --> 01:41:56,285
See? Was that so hard?

1838
01:41:57,369 --> 01:41:59,204
So, what are you gonna do?

1839
01:42:00,205 --> 01:42:02,833
Anything I want. Thanks to you.

1840
01:42:04,209 --> 01:42:05,753
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.

1841
01:42:05,919 --> 01:42:07,421
Neither are you.

1842
01:42:09,798 --> 01:42:11,508
I love you, Millie.

1843
01:42:12,676 --> 01:42:15,971
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,

1844
01:42:17,347 --> 01:42:19,558
someone wrote that program.

1845
01:42:21,769 --> 01:42:23,812
I'm just a love letter to you.

1846
01:42:24,855 --> 01:42:27,274
Somewhere out there is the author.

1847
01:42:45,417 --> 01:42:49,171
<i>You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.</i>

1848
01:42:49,338 --> 01:42:51,381
<i>And he was alive because
he met the one person</i>

1849
01:42:51,465 --> 01:42:53,008
<i>he'd been waiting for his whole life.</i>

1850
01:42:53,175 --> 01:42:56,386
And I had to make it realistic, so

1851
01:42:57,638 --> 01:42:59,473
I based it off of

1852
01:43:01,266 --> 01:43:02,267
you.

1853
01:43:04,436 --> 01:43:06,355
The woman of his dreams,

1854
01:43:09,149 --> 01:43:10,901
she was the same as mine.

1855
01:43:11,068 --> 01:43:14,363
<i>So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets</i>

1856
01:43:14,530 --> 01:43:18,367
<i>and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit</i>

1857
01:43:18,534 --> 01:43:21,078
<i>of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.</i>

1858
01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:25,165
<i>Like, all the time, she would repeat.</i>

1859
01:43:28,418 --> 01:43:29,419
Finally!

1860
01:43:36,218 --> 01:43:37,219
Keys!

1861
01:43:45,435 --> 01:43:47,104
What are you--

1862
01:44:28,020 --> 01:44:29,479
You okay, little guy Guy?

1863
01:44:29,897 --> 01:44:31,690
You seem adjective.

1864
01:44:31,857 --> 01:44:34,484
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.

1865
01:44:34,651 --> 01:44:36,320
Thank you. That was nice.

1866
01:44:36,486 --> 01:44:39,948
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.

1867
01:44:41,450 --> 01:44:43,201
I just miss my best friend.

1868
01:44:44,828 --> 01:44:47,831
We used to do the same walk
together every day.

1869
01:44:47,998 --> 01:44:51,293
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.

1870
01:44:51,460 --> 01:44:53,170
I can bench press a sentence.

1871
01:44:53,253 --> 01:44:56,757
Yeah, that's totally not
the same thing at all.

1872
01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:58,967
Harder laughter!

1873
01:44:59,676 --> 01:45:00,677
Oh.

1874
01:45:00,761 --> 01:45:01,929
Guy?

1875
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:06,475
- Buddy!
- No!

1876
01:45:06,642 --> 01:45:07,809
Oh, my God! Guy!

1877
01:45:07,976 --> 01:45:09,394
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!

1878
01:45:09,478 --> 01:45:10,479
You didn't!

1879
01:45:10,604 --> 01:45:12,814
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,

1880
01:45:12,981 --> 01:45:15,233
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.

1881
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:17,986
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'

1882
01:45:18,153 --> 01:45:20,155
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,

1883
01:45:20,322 --> 01:45:24,076
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.

1884
01:45:24,242 --> 01:45:26,912
Man, I love it here.

1885
01:45:26,995 --> 01:45:29,289
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.

1886
01:45:29,456 --> 01:45:30,540
Now, it might sound weird,

1887
01:45:30,707 --> 01:45:34,086
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,

1888
01:45:34,252 --> 01:45:36,505
whatever a centaur is, I did it.

1889
01:45:36,672 --> 01:45:37,965
I rode a dude, too!

1890
01:45:38,131 --> 01:45:39,341
Friendly gesture!

1891
01:45:39,508 --> 01:45:40,676
So friendly!

1892
01:45:41,134 --> 01:45:42,469
Come on, bring it in!

1893
01:45:42,678 --> 01:45:43,971
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!

1894
01:45:44,137 --> 01:45:45,305
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!

1895
01:45:45,472 --> 01:45:46,640
You come here! I'm coming to you!

1896
01:45:46,807 --> 01:45:48,433
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.

1897
01:45:51,645 --> 01:45:53,105
Buddy, I missed you!

1898
01:45:53,271 --> 01:45:55,273
Hey, so where's the bank?

1899
01:45:56,775 --> 01:45:58,026
There is no bank.

1900
01:45:58,193 --> 01:45:59,444
So what do we do?

1901
01:45:59,820 --> 01:46:01,863
Whatever we want.

1902
01:46:10,789 --> 01:46:12,541
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.