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<i>This is Free City.</i>

2
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<i>Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.</i>

3
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<i>And the people who wear
sunglasses are heroes.</i>

4
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<i>They have a devil-may-care
attitude and they run this town.</i>

5
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You are so hot.

6
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Oh, I know.

7
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<i>See?
That's not even his car.</i>

8
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<i>Or his wife.</i>

9
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<i>For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.</i>

10
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<i>They go on
all sorts of missions.</i>

11
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<i>They got cool hair,
cool clothes.</i>

12
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<i>I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.</i>

13
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<i>Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.</i>

14
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<i>Or that nice lady.</i>

15
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<i>See what I mean? Hero.</i>

16
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<i>My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.</i>

17
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Good morning, Goldie.

18
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<i>I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.</i>

19
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<i>I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,</i>

20
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<i>and I work at the bank.</i>

21
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<i>What more could a guy want?</i>

22
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<i>Sunday
should be warm and sunny</i>

23
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<i>with just a scattering
of drive-bys.</i>

24
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<i>Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,</i>

25
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<i>which will be mined and
sprayed with high-caliber fire</i>

26
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<i>from a renegade
gunship stolen by...</i>

27
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<i>And every morning,</i>

28
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<i>I start my day
with the most delicious coffee</i>

29
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<i>in the whole,
wide, whole world.</i>

30
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

31
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You know it. Mmm.

32
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Mmm!

33
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That is unexpectedly hot.

34
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Jeez, that's good.

35
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.

36
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Thank you for making
this with such love.

37
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You're welcome.

38
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Officer Johnny!

39
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Have a good one, Guy.

40
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!

41
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Hold the fudge.

42
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You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed
up those bad boys? Today is the day.

43
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.

44
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Oh! So close.

45
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Mmm! This is the greatest
cup of coffee of all time.

46
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I wanna write
a song about it.

47
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I wanna dance to
that song with my body.

48
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I love my life.

49
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.

50
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That's why they call 'em comfort
zones, they're so damn comfortable.

51
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Oh, Joe!

52
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?

53
00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:02,207
- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.

54
00:04:04,776 --> 00:04:08,613
<i>In Free City,
I have everything I need.</i>

55
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Don't have a good day...

56
00:04:11,383 --> 00:04:12,617
have a great day.

57
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Thank you.

58
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Take care.

59
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<i>Except one thing.</i>

60
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Seem happy.

61
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Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy.
You gonna find someone.

62
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.

63
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?

64
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Maybe it's not meant to be.

65
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Everybody down on the ground!

66
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- I know the woman I'm looking for.
- Oh, let me guess.

67
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- A woman with an offbeat sense of humor.
- Sense of humor.

68
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.

69
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.

70
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.

71
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.

72
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.

73
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.

74
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.

75
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.

76
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

77
00:05:01,732 --> 00:05:03,335
So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?

78
00:05:03,368 --> 00:05:05,603
Of course we're going for
beers on the beach after work.

79
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That makes me
so happy.

80
00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:08,207
Me too.

81
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What have you got?

82
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?

83
00:05:24,022 --> 00:05:25,790
You got a video
or a screen grab?

84
00:05:25,824 --> 00:05:27,657
Nope. But I know who does.

85
00:05:27,692 --> 00:05:29,962
Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?

86
00:05:29,995 --> 00:05:32,630
Oh, wow. Ooh,
someone wants to play.

87
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?

88
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'Cause maybe we
could meet up later.

89
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I don't have a burning desire to
see your mum's basement, thanks.

90
00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,473
Got jokes, huh?

91
00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,809
Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.

92
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.

93
00:05:48,779 --> 00:05:50,948
Now, I got a question.

94
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?

95
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.

96
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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.

97
00:05:59,957 --> 00:06:02,394
Damn, girl, you're so feisty.

98
00:06:02,427 --> 00:06:05,330
But seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?

99
00:06:06,298 --> 00:06:07,900
Those are questions.

100
00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:12,304
Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?

101
00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:13,472
The 2:30?

102
00:06:13,505 --> 00:06:15,107
No, the 4:00.

103
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.

104
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.

105
00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:21,746
- Oh, man.
- Wow.

106
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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.

107
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Give it to me!

108
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Looks like rain.

109
00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,354
Has anyone seen my cat?

110
00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:34,026
You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,

111
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."

112
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I mean, when you put it on there,
you act like it's not a shoe in your face.

113
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

114
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Love that song.

115
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That's a new one.

116
00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,231
Hey!

117
00:07:14,132 --> 00:07:15,200
That's her.

118
00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:16,767
Her who?

119
00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:18,704
That's my dream girl, Buddy.

120
00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:20,304
She exists.

121
00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,809
- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

122
00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:26,178
Wait, man.
She's wearing sunglasses.

123
00:07:26,678 --> 00:07:28,247
So?

124
00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,448
Whatcha mean "so?"

125
00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:31,315
So, people with sunglasses
don't talk to people like us.

126
00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,619
- You know that!
- I gotta try.

127
00:07:33,652 --> 00:07:36,221
Look, Guy! Guy!

128
00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:39,091
Guy! What about
beers on the beach?

129
00:07:40,892 --> 00:07:42,427
Excuse me!

130
00:07:46,298 --> 00:07:47,366
Hey!

131
00:07:48,966 --> 00:07:49,967
Hey!

132
00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:02,881
<i>Coming soon...</i> Free City 2!

133
00:08:02,914 --> 00:08:06,652
<i>Bigger! Badder! Radder!</i>

134
00:08:06,685 --> 00:08:08,487
Free City 2: Carnage.

135
00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,389
<i>Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.</i>

136
00:08:10,422 --> 00:08:12,224
You done?

137
00:08:12,257 --> 00:08:14,726
Sorry. Are you closing?

138
00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,894
Yes.

139
00:08:15,927 --> 00:08:17,696
We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,

140
00:08:17,729 --> 00:08:20,165
one-small-coffee-
over-four-hours girl.

141
00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:23,869
You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.

142
00:08:23,902 --> 00:08:25,737
Seems like everyone's
obsessed with it.

143
00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,707
Oh, <i>Free City?</i> Ah. No.

144
00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,209
I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher

145
00:08:31,243 --> 00:08:33,011
and the evidence that I need
is in the game.

146
00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:34,513
- So then I had my codes...
- Oh...

147
00:08:34,546 --> 00:08:37,516
I wish we weren't closing so
I could hear more about this.

148
00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:49,261
Good morning, Goldie.

149
00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,069
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

150
00:08:58,603 --> 00:09:00,172
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

151
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:06,645
Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.

152
00:09:07,979 --> 00:09:10,182
Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.

153
00:09:10,215 --> 00:09:12,784
It's like a waterfall
made of letters.

154
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:13,985
Excuse me?

155
00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:16,221
I'd like to try a cappuccino.

156
00:09:16,254 --> 00:09:19,291
- Please.
- But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

157
00:09:19,324 --> 00:09:21,426
That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.

158
00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,928
Every day. Always.

159
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,163
- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.

160
00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:27,499
Officer Johnny.

161
00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:30,902
I just thought I'd try something
different today, you know?

162
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,538
Whatever. Right? Yeah?

163
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,210
Hi.

164
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,581
Ha! I'm just keeping
you on your toes.

165
00:09:43,648 --> 00:09:45,884
Coffee, cream,
two sugars, please.

166
00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:47,820
I'm joking.

167
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,822
Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.

168
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,356
He was just kidding!

169
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,559
Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?

170
00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:55,794
No way, no how.

171
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,430
Mmm. That's hot.

172
00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:02,033
It's like Jesus
washed my tongue...

173
00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:04,936
but right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,

174
00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:07,672
"He's good enough."

175
00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:11,576
Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!

176
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:12,611
Have a good one, Guy.

177
00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:19,283
Cappuccino.

178
00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:22,220
Don't have a good day...

179
00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:25,056
...have a great day, I guess.

180
00:10:26,491 --> 00:10:29,194
Okay. Good day to you.

181
00:10:29,227 --> 00:10:32,164
Everybody down on the ground!

182
00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:35,033
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

183
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,027
That's the girl.

184
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,428
We've been over this.

185
00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,096
You tried to talk to her
yesterday, it didn't work.

186
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,765
It will never work.

187
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,066
She's wearing sunglasses.

188
00:11:08,099 --> 00:11:09,534
We don't mess with
the sunglasses people.

189
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,603
Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.

190
00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:12,939
What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.

191
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,539
Oh, my God. What am I doing?

192
00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:16,508
Hi.

193
00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:17,676
What'd you say?

194
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,312
Hi.

195
00:11:21,246 --> 00:11:22,815
I'm gonna need
your sunglasses.

196
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:23,950
Ooh. Ow.

197
00:11:23,981 --> 00:11:25,150
I'm just gonna...

198
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:26,451
I'm gonna need your
sunglasses for a sec.

199
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:27,954
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

200
00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:29,120
Go back to your side, man.

201
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:31,389
He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother...

202
00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:33,225
Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?

203
00:11:33,258 --> 00:11:35,794
- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.

204
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,563
Stop!

205
00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,867
You broken or somethin'?

206
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:41,968
I'm the robber!

207
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,768
You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!

208
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:44,971
Please, just stay down!

209
00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:47,974
I said, stay down!

210
00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:49,341
Guy, you don't do this, man.

211
00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:51,743
This isn't you.

212
00:11:51,776 --> 00:11:53,178
You don't do this.

213
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,747
Maybe I do.

214
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:58,450
What is wrong with this...

215
00:11:58,483 --> 00:11:59,584
stupid mission?

216
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:00,919
I told you to smoke his ass.

217
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,053
Let go!

218
00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:03,890
I'll give them right back.

219
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,825
I said...

220
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:11,596
Guy?

221
00:12:16,468 --> 00:12:17,936
He's just resting.

222
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,037
In pieces!

223
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,739
That man is dead!

224
00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,641
He's so sleepy.

225
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:26,578
I'm just gonna
put your gun down...

226
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:28,713
right here...

227
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,782
for when you wake.

228
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,084
- Okay?
- Guy.

229
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,321
Guy! Where you goin'?

230
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:08,587
Excuse me.

231
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,590
Do you see this?

232
00:13:11,622 --> 00:13:14,426
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.

233
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,514
Whoo!

234
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:38,783
Oh!

235
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,185
Giddy up!

236
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:42,320
I feel brand new.

237
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:54,900
<i>Loser.</i>

238
00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:05,710
What is happening?

239
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,281
So much money.

240
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,804
Hey, Mouser,
check this out.

241
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,072
What's up, Keys?

242
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,339
What am I looking at?

243
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:37,109
Okay, so this user,
he gets his glasses stolen

244
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,276
and then killed.

245
00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:40,278
The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.

246
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:42,213
An NPC? That's impossible.

247
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:43,682
Yeah, exactly.

248
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,951
Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.

249
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:50,122
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.

250
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,290
I tried that, but I...

251
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:53,993
I can't trace him.

252
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,195
Whoever it is,
they're good.

253
00:14:57,228 --> 00:15:00,565
Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.

254
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,135
I'm pretty good.

255
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,335
I'll see you on the inside.

256
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:05,470
<i>Select your skin.</i>

257
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,505
Hey, Keys, what skin
are you going with?

258
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,374
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,

259
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,742
big guns, bigger mustache.

260
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:12,510
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel.
I like it.

261
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,612
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?

262
00:15:14,645 --> 00:15:18,349
Uh, full body mustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.

263
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:19,918
I'm terrified.

264
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,419
Let's do this.

265
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,289
Seriously, man.

266
00:15:58,323 --> 00:16:01,526
I'm just being honest, I think the
bunny suit is just a little much.

267
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,029
Excuse me?

268
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:06,999
Right.

269
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,400
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.

270
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:12,938
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!

271
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,006
Let's go!

272
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,273
Uh-huh.
Captain Khakis.

273
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:17,308
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.

274
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,111
- Closer.
- There he is.

275
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,779
Blue shirt guy.

276
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,647
Blue shirt?

277
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,349
Yes.

278
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,417
Hello, Officer.

279
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:28,419
Rabbit.

280
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:29,754
Nice skin.

281
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,191
Thank you. That's sweet.

282
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,525
How'd you get it?

283
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:37,096
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.

284
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,864
I have naturally dewy skin.

285
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,232
Listen up, Neutrogena.

286
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,367
You know you can't go around looking
like that. The rules are clear.

287
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,634
And another thing.

288
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,171
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!

289
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,404
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!

290
00:16:46,437 --> 00:16:47,638
...and it makes
the game look bad.

291
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,108
- Horrible!
- Yeah.

292
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,210
I got, like, 5% of that.

293
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,812
Lose the skin!

294
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,912
I... Lose?

295
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,948
How am I supposed to
get rid of my skin?

296
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:56,849
Take it off, man.

297
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,416
Just take it off.
What are you doing?

298
00:16:58,449 --> 00:16:59,617
- What?
- Seriously.

299
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,187
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?

300
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,420
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.

301
00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:03,755
If you don't,
we're gonna kill you.

302
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,657
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.

303
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:06,624
Still why?

304
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,160
Until we do
find out who you are...

305
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,761
and then we're
gonna ban you for life.

306
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:13,132
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.

307
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,567
I just find the order of
those threats very confusing.

308
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,303
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up

309
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,921
No.

310
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,398
Come on, Blue Shirt.

311
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,089
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?

312
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,323
Scared me a little bit.

313
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,825
We're coming
for you, Blue Shirt!

314
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,326
Coming to get ya.

315
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,061
We're coming to get ya.

316
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,630
Wait! Wait!

317
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,066
I can explain everything.

318
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,903
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.

319
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,073
Things that... Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.

320
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,607
Except they are there.

321
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,745
I know that sounds crazy,
but it's true!

322
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:37,016
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.

323
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,684
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.

324
00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:41,887
We're apex predators.

325
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,757
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.

326
00:18:46,457 --> 00:18:48,526
Too high! Too high!

327
00:18:56,935 --> 00:19:00,039
Oh, you wanna play,
Blue Shirt? Watch this.

328
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:04,109
I tire of these games, Keys.
It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.

329
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,311
Okay, bring it.

330
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,146
Oh, it's brung.
Go, go, go, go, go.

331
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,063
I'm so, so good at this.

332
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,139
Time's up, bank teller!

333
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,196
Nope!

334
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,855
I can't die!

335
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,789
I'm never gonna die!

336
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,025
Whoo!

337
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,128
And that was the heartbreaking
story of Blue Shirt Guy.

338
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,329
The end.

339
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,498
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?

340
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,066
I just checked
the server stats.

341
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,300
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.

342
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,403
It's just a glitch, man.

343
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,736
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.

344
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,439
It just seems like that's something
new, you know?

345
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,672
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.

346
00:20:42,707 --> 00:20:44,476
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?

347
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,943
Uh-uh. No.

348
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,247
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care

349
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,315
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.

350
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:54,319
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.

351
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:58,857
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT
genius, indie game designer?

352
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,393
What are you doing down here
dealing with complaints?

353
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:05,596
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,

354
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,800
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.

355
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,069
You do not wanna
hear about that.

356
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,403
You're absolutely right.

357
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:15,541
That story sounds horrible and
boring and full of white privilege.

358
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,575
Don't talk to Antwan.

359
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,483
<i>We never dreamt
this would've happened.</i>

360
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,186
I mean, <i>Life Itself,</i>
it's essentially a fishbowl game.

361
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:31,056
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.

362
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,925
It's a strictly
observational experience

363
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,794
where computer generated
characters interact and evolve.

364
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,564
I thought we'd be
lucky to give it away.

365
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:43,469
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.

366
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,037
Uh, no, Millie
is the genius.

367
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,807
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.

368
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,209
So, to get a little personal,

369
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,411
what's the thing that
gets you up in the morning?

370
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:55,080
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

371
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,549
What's the other thing?

372
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,985
Oh, yeah. An insatiable
thirst for validation.

373
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,686
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.

374
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:02,955
How about you?

375
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,556
- Code.
- Code?

376
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,623
- Code.
- Code, yeah.

377
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:07,226
Here we go.

378
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,161
'Cause it's not just zeros and
ones, it's hidden messages.

379
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,563
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.

380
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:16,201
I just use zeros and ones instead of
words 'cause words will let you down.

381
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:20,806
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

382
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,640
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.

383
00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:24,243
Now, I've gotta ask.

384
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,545
There is a lot of chemistry
between the two of you.

385
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:29,481
- Has this evolved into more than...
- No.

386
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:32,151
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.

387
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,718
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.

388
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:35,154
And now your game is gonna
be released by Soonami,

389
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,822
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.

390
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,824
- <i>It's crazy, actually.</i>
- <i>It is, yeah.</i>

391
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,959
<i>It does seem a little bit like
an unlikely pairing, though.</i>

392
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,062
<i>Yeah, I didn't
totally get it either.</i>

393
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,797
<i>But Millie's got a real
instinct for these things...</i>

394
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,267
<i>Antwan is a genius.</i>

395
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,736
<i>He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.</i>

396
00:22:51,769 --> 00:22:54,006
<i>It's a chance for our work to
be seen by a wider audience.</i>

397
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,108
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.

398
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,143
So we're breaking
and entering now?

399
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,880
How does it feel working for a
galactic black hole of frozen shit?

400
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,981
You have to leave.
I can't talk to you.

401
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,783
Aw, shame will
have that effect.

402
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,386
No, Millie. I mean
I can't talk to you.

403
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,888
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects

404
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,691
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA and it could get me fired.

405
00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:16,495
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?

406
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,197
No, he bought it and
then he shelved it.

407
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,533
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.

408
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,733
How can I move on?

409
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:24,169
How can you?

410
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:27,172
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.

411
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:30,876
Did he, Millie?
Because honestly, I'm not so sure.

412
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,445
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting

413
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:36,982
and <i>Free City,</i> it may be popular,
but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.

414
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,984
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.

415
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,719
- Millie, I'm...
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.

416
00:23:41,752 --> 00:23:43,388
And now he's lying about it

417
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,424
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.

418
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,791
Millie...

419
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:49,027
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.

420
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:52,664
All I need from you
is to get me in there.

421
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,100
Millie, I care about you...

422
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,206
but you need to leave.

423
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,483
Today is gonna
be different, Goldie.

424
00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:14,012
What are we lookin' at?

425
00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,782
Who are you?

426
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,483
Okay, okay. Okay.

427
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,086
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.

428
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,054
Oh, yeah.

429
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:24,823
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?

430
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:27,859
I waited outside
by the murder train,

431
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,394
then I followed you.

432
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,429
Shit!

433
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,212
Should I come with you?

434
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,614
Yes.

435
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,285
Holy hell, what just happened?

436
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:56,054
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.

437
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:59,358
No, I mean, how did we get
from there to wherever this is?

438
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,958
You mean the portal gun?

439
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,761
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.

440
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:04,996
Wow, you are a
special kind of noob.

441
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,365
Thank you. You too.

442
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,499
Turn around.

443
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:09,534
Okay.

444
00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,005
Oh.

445
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,610
Is this the North Pole?

446
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,079
Listen, dude.

447
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,849
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.

448
00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,549
Props on the NPC outfit,

449
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,419
but I'm busy trying to figure
out how to steal something.

450
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,354
Maybe I could help you.

451
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,522
I work alone.

452
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,957
You have beautiful grenades.

453
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,960
Besides, if you want to have any
chance of making an impact here,

454
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,062
you need to have
a higher level than that.

455
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,930
- That's tough. No.
- No.

456
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,565
Higher level?

457
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,967
Good Lord, rook.

458
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,669
See?

459
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,671
- Oh.
- That's mine.

460
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,440
And that's yours.

461
00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:52,812
Oh... What,
is one the best or the worst?

462
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,346
There is literally
nothing lower.

463
00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:56,481
Well, how do I get
to a higher level?

464
00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:58,450
- Really?
- Really.

465
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:02,654
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.

466
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,689
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Okay.

467
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:05,957
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.

468
00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,025
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.

469
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:09,494
Money. This is Free City.

470
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,630
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,

471
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,032
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.

472
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,601
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.

473
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:22,941
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.

474
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:27,145
Sometimes I forget not everyone you
meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.

475
00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:29,381
Thank you.

476
00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:32,083
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad though, is it?

477
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:35,387
Oh! It's pretty bleak.

478
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:38,123
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.

479
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,993
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?

480
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,196
And he's a dick?

481
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:47,065
His name's Antwan, and yes,
he's an absolute troll.

482
00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:48,801
Trolls exist?

483
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,404
Look, I don't know
if anybody does it,

484
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:55,407
but you could rack experience
points up by being a good guy.

485
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,476
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.

486
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,778
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.

487
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,413
All that shit makes
your level go up.

488
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:02,849
Go be the good guy.

489
00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,149
Okay. No, I'm gonna
be the great guy.

490
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,484
Ooh! Ooh.

491
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,854
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.

492
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,187
Off you go.

493
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,223
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've leveled up enough?

494
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:14,092
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.

495
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,127
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.

496
00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:17,496
- It's like 99 more...
- Bye now.

497
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,530
Okay.

498
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,469
Hi.

499
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:26,631
Thanks, Guy.

500
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,086
Good morning, Goldie.

501
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,455
Good morning, Goldie.

502
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,324
Good fucking morning, Goldie.

503
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:55,995
<i>I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.</i>

504
00:29:56,028 --> 00:30:00,866
<i>BSG is leveling up and at a
record pace by playing the hero.</i>

505
00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:04,569
<i>It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"</i>

506
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:08,340
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.

507
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,108
<i>And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,</i>

508
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,143
<i>a level 102 from
Clan Ragnarok.</i>

509
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,179
<i>This is bullshit.
Who is this guy?</i>

510
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:15,380
<i>I don't know, but he's good.</i>

511
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,682
<i>Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC</i>

512
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:20,251
<i>but he's running around,
leveling up crazy fast</i>

513
00:30:20,284 --> 00:30:21,920
<i>by being the
freaking good guy.</i>

514
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,656
"This colorful
character in the video game <i>Free City</i>

515
00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:27,860
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."

516
00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:29,594
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?

517
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:30,997
You're
absolutely right.

518
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:36,068
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?

519
00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,283
Whoo-hoo!

520
00:31:00,886 --> 00:31:04,682
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!

521
00:31:05,307 --> 00:31:06,392
Hello, Hinata.

522
00:31:07,059 --> 00:31:08,561
You have a great outfit.

523
00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:09,979
Don't have a good day,

524
00:31:10,187 --> 00:31:11,564
Have a GREAT day!

525
00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:14,483
Crazy awesome!!!

526
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:59,018
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?

527
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:01,619
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you...

528
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,788
What is this shirt?

529
00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:05,323
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?

530
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,827
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.

531
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:10,695
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?

532
00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,198
Or is somebody outside
pumping you up?

533
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:15,233
I'm sorry that I haven't
been around, Bud.

534
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,701
I've been figuring
some stuff out.

535
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:19,872
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.

536
00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,740
Okay? You go to bed,
you wake up,

537
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,541
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.

538
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,276
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.

539
00:32:25,309 --> 00:32:27,179
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.

540
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,480
I talked to her.
I talked to her.

541
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:31,183
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!

542
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:32,918
I talked to one of
the sunglass people

543
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,821
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.

544
00:32:35,855 --> 00:32:37,322
Me.

545
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:39,058
Everybody
down on the ground!

546
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,525
You're so hot.

547
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:43,495
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?

548
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:44,964
Your life could be fuller.

549
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:47,199
That you're free to make your
own decisions. Your own choices.

550
00:32:47,234 --> 00:32:48,266
Yo, dumbass.

551
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,802
We are in the middle
of something.

552
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,603
Uh...

553
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,239
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.

554
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:57,675
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.

555
00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,644
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.

556
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,481
We do now.

557
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,118
<i>Mine now.</i>

558
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,685
Are you kidding me?

559
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,723
- Put 'em on.
- No.

560
00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:13,893
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?

561
00:33:13,926 --> 00:33:16,996
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.

562
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,696
You're gonna see.

563
00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,002
Come on.

564
00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:25,503
I can't, okay?

565
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,639
I'm sorry.

566
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,283
I'm keeping these,
asshole mouth.

567
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,819
Now get out of here.
Go be nicer.

568
00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,887
Beat it. Go, go, go.

569
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,521
Don't walk, run.

570
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,891
And you...

571
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,026
Ugh.

572
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,760
Sorry.

573
00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:52,097
Um, you could do so much
better than that guy.

574
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:55,400
You could be with,
like, a good guy.

575
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,636
Or maybe I don't have
to be with any guy.

576
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,273
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.

577
00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,108
- They really are.
- Terrible.

578
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,509
Yeah, do whatever
you wanna do.

579
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,384
You're my best friend, Buddy.

580
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,720
And you don't
have to be scared.

581
00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:18,690
If you change your mind,
I'll be around.

582
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,132
Yo, Keys, our
Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.

583
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,201
I know.

584
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,702
Who is this guy?

585
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,333
I'm here.

586
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,102
<i>I really appreciate
this, Keys.</i>

587
00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,004
Okay. Just to be clear,

588
00:35:05,037 --> 00:35:08,007
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.

589
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,409
If this clip really does prove that
Antwan reused our code illegally,

590
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,643
go find it and get out.

591
00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:18,150
Player's doing the jewelry
store mission in midtown.

592
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:19,751
That gives you 5 minutes.

593
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:23,488
<i>And go.</i>

594
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,000
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.

595
00:35:35,034 --> 00:35:36,268
<i>Really?</i>

596
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,669
I'm sitting on the toilet right
now, stealing user codes,

597
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:39,537
so I don't exactly
feel like one.

598
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,006
Oh, you never have.

599
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,175
Good thing I know better.

600
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:46,577
<i>All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.</i>

601
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:48,513
- Thanks for the assist.
- <i>You got it.</i>

602
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,082
<i>I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.</i>

603
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,842
Keys! I need your help!

604
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,676
He's got that place
booby-trapped with spawn points.

605
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:19,979
Millie, I can't help you.

606
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,700
Blue Shirt Guy?

607
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:46,604
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.

608
00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:50,075
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.

609
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,051
What are you doing here?

610
00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,786
I was trying to steal a video
clip, now we're trying not to die.

611
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:03,956
Who are you talking to?

612
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:09,161
You know, that player
in the NPC skin.

613
00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:11,562
Millie, there are no other
players in that house.

614
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:15,067
That actually hurt my hand.

615
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,168
Get down!

616
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,920
I'm sorry!
Oh, God!

617
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:13,724
We're doing great.

618
00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:26,472
Wow!

619
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,175
We should definitely go!

620
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:32,911
Oh, shit!

621
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:42,321
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.

622
00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,288
- What?
- It's two Glocks.

623
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:46,656
Oh!

624
00:39:18,891 --> 00:39:20,993
I don't suppose
this thing can fly.

625
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:22,261
No.

626
00:39:22,294 --> 00:39:23,362
Jump.

627
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:25,230
Wow!

628
00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:29,101
Whoa!

629
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,709
Oh, shit.

630
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,227
Good morning, sheeple!

631
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,862
Oh, you are fired.

632
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,298
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies, retailers won't carry the game.

633
00:39:59,331 --> 00:40:01,066
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.

634
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,267
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition...

635
00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:05,070
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?

636
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,806
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.

637
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,441
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom...

638
00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,643
because she's got no proof and
her ex-partner works for me.

639
00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:13,711
We're golden.

640
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,247
Antwan, hey. You look great.

641
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,848
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.

642
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:19,384
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?

643
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:20,485
You, you, you...

644
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,621
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.

645
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:25,424
You heard about the asshole running
around in the game who looks like an NPC?

646
00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:28,227
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.

647
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:31,697
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.

648
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:34,833
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in <i>Free City 2.</i>

649
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:38,370
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?

650
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,439
'Roid him out. Make him
a hitman or something.

651
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:43,609
Antwan, we're already way behind
porting over the skins from <i>Free City 1.</i>

652
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,143
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.

653
00:40:45,177 --> 00:40:46,979
They won't be usable
in <i>Free City 2.</i>

654
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,746
Antwan,
you told the fans...

655
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,582
<i>Free City 2</i> is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.

656
00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,950
You said there'd be the same
characters in the sequel.

657
00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:56,355
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.

658
00:40:56,388 --> 00:40:58,857
Listen, Antwan, the game
is already buggier than ever.

659
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,459
I got a stack of user
complaints, like a mile high.

660
00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,094
Look, I know it sucks.

661
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:06,431
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.

662
00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:09,735
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.

663
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,270
What?

664
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:13,538
Make an original? Why would I do
that when I could make a sequel?

665
00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:14,606
A sequel.

666
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,008
So we can make it better?

667
00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,910
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.

668
00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:20,178
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.

669
00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:21,747
You love Kentucky
Fried Chicken, right?

670
00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:23,348
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.

671
00:41:23,382 --> 00:41:25,884
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,

672
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,919
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,

673
00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:29,454
why would I make
another restaurant called,

674
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,890
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?

675
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,791
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.

676
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:38,063
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.

677
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,499
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.

678
00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:42,801
Come on. Come here. Come here.

679
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,269
I don't want you to stress

680
00:41:44,303 --> 00:41:46,338
that glorious shampoo commercial
head of yours about it.

681
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:49,808
<i>Free City 2</i> is gonna
be jumunjious.

682
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,843
That's not a word.

683
00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:55,279
You sure you don't wanna
bump up to programming?

684
00:41:55,314 --> 00:41:58,150
I know you got
the brains for it.

685
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,585
No thanks. I'm good
right where I am.

686
00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:07,025
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.

687
00:42:07,059 --> 00:42:09,528
But all good with me if I
don't have to pay you more.

688
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,196
Antwan out.

689
00:42:21,808 --> 00:42:23,375
Who is this guy?

690
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:32,684
Wow!

691
00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:34,353
I took your advice.

692
00:42:36,288 --> 00:42:37,456
I leveled up.

693
00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,858
Impressive.

694
00:42:41,293 --> 00:42:43,395
Why are you
doing all of this?

695
00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:47,566
You know, I guess
I felt... trapped.

696
00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,335
You know, in my life.

697
00:42:50,369 --> 00:42:52,404
I just felt so...

698
00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,239
Stuck.

699
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,010
Yeah. And then I saw you.

700
00:43:00,379 --> 00:43:02,214
Then I saw you.

701
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,282
Who are you?

702
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,118
I'm Guy.

703
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,420
No, who are you really?

704
00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:09,287
Still Guy.

705
00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:14,126
All of this,
leveling up so fast.

706
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:16,728
Giving this whole
world the finger.

707
00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:18,063
How are you pulling this off?

708
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,099
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.

709
00:43:21,133 --> 00:43:22,968
You work at Soonami, don't you?

710
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,804
- No.
- You've got an inside track.

711
00:43:24,837 --> 00:43:26,538
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.

712
00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:30,909
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.

713
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,511
Yes, I work at the bank.

714
00:43:32,544 --> 00:43:34,679
Where did you get that skin?

715
00:43:35,848 --> 00:43:37,582
It's always
sort of been there.

716
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:40,018
Why do people keep
asking me that question?

717
00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:42,053
I don't know, why do they?

718
00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:48,226
No, no.
Not doing that. I...

719
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,695
What's happening right now?

720
00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:52,664
I don't know,
but I don't buy it.

721
00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:54,032
No.

722
00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:56,001
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.

723
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,469
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.

724
00:43:57,904 --> 00:43:59,137
Great.

725
00:43:59,171 --> 00:44:00,739
We all have
our secrets, I guess.

726
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,441
Yes, we do.

727
00:44:05,177 --> 00:44:06,178
Hey.

728
00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,581
Do you like ice cream?

729
00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:12,852
I can't believe
I've never been here.

730
00:44:12,885 --> 00:44:14,786
Well, it's sort of a secret.

731
00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:18,590
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.

732
00:44:18,623 --> 00:44:20,325
Yeah, it makes sense.

733
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:24,095
No missions here.

734
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:27,432
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.

735
00:44:27,466 --> 00:44:29,067
This is my favorite flavor
in the whole world.

736
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,235
We'll take two
of the usual, please.

737
00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:31,570
You got it, Guy.

738
00:44:31,603 --> 00:44:33,672
It's bubble gum flavor.

739
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,507
You think I'm
crazy, don't you?

740
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:36,609
Guy...

741
00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:39,778
Get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.

742
00:44:39,812 --> 00:44:41,780
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?

743
00:44:41,814 --> 00:44:44,282
No! Nobody likes
bubble gum ice cream.

744
00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:45,383
No, I do.

745
00:44:45,417 --> 00:44:46,819
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.

746
00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,086
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.

747
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,754
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

748
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,056
Mmm.

749
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:52,457
How good is that?

750
00:44:52,491 --> 00:44:53,624
You can taste it?

751
00:44:53,658 --> 00:44:57,329
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.

752
00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:58,663
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.

753
00:44:59,966 --> 00:45:01,801
Coffee used to be
my favorite food,

754
00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:04,402
but compared to this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.

755
00:45:04,436 --> 00:45:06,505
What?

756
00:45:09,241 --> 00:45:12,143
Nothing. You're funny.

757
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,814
- I am?
- Yeah.

758
00:45:14,847 --> 00:45:17,281
Weird funny.

759
00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:19,918
But that's kind of my speed.

760
00:45:19,952 --> 00:45:22,087
Weird funny, that's
totally my speed, too.

761
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,122
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.

762
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,757
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?

763
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,526
- Please.
- Okay.

764
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:32,264
A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
are trying to murder a very small child...

765
00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:34,834
- The cripple says to the homosexual...
- Whoa. Stop, stop.

766
00:45:34,867 --> 00:45:37,035
Stop! Where did you hear that?

767
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,571
A robbery. The gunman
told it to the driver

768
00:45:39,604 --> 00:45:42,941
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorized it and told everyone.

769
00:45:42,975 --> 00:45:44,743
Word of advice?

770
00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:48,046
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of <i>Free City.</i>

771
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,180
Trolls?

772
00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:50,682
Is that a swing set?

773
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:17,342
Holy...

774
00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,586
Okay,
this is too weird.

775
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,689
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice
cream, and now swings?

776
00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:33,158
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.

777
00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,593
I thought the same thing.

778
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,762
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.

779
00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:41,166
<i>Growing up in
my family, it was...</i>

780
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:43,936
You don't
wanna hear this. No.

781
00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:46,104
Oh, I wanna hear everything.

782
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,772
Oh.

783
00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:51,142
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.

784
00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:55,014
You had to win,
and that pressure, you know,

785
00:46:55,047 --> 00:46:57,549
<i>it was just constant.</i>

786
00:46:57,582 --> 00:47:01,119
But when I was in the backyard
on that little swing...

787
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,387
You know that moment,

788
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:06,358
<i>that split second between
rising and falling,</i>

789
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,593
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.

790
00:47:08,627 --> 00:47:09,661
In love.

791
00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,864
Free. What you said. Yeah.

792
00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:16,836
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?

793
00:47:18,104 --> 00:47:19,537
You want to kiss me?

794
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,241
I wanna kiss you so badly.

795
00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:24,743
You want to kiss me badly?

796
00:47:24,776 --> 00:47:26,177
- No!
- No?

797
00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:28,114
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.

798
00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:29,681
I mean, I'm an idiot,

799
00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:31,383
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.

800
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,952
No, you're not. You're not.

801
00:47:32,985 --> 00:47:34,419
I mean, um,

802
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,890
uh, if you know
how to, go for it.

803
00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:39,257
I know how.

804
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,459
Okay.

805
00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:45,196
Here it goes.

806
00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:11,690
That was so much
better than ice cream.

807
00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:13,059
Whoa!

808
00:48:13,092 --> 00:48:14,726
I think someone's
at the door.

809
00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:15,861
I'll say.

810
00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:17,628
Well, this was great.

811
00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:20,901
- Yeah, it was.
- Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?

812
00:48:20,933 --> 00:48:22,868
Yes. Definitely.

813
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:24,502
Maybe in the real world.

814
00:48:24,536 --> 00:48:25,938
What?

815
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,372
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

816
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,907
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.

817
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,144
Bye, Molotov.

818
00:48:32,178 --> 00:48:36,247
Hey... my real name is Millie.

819
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:41,252
My real name
continues to be Guy.

820
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,830
Millie, open up! Millie, it's
me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!

821
00:48:50,863 --> 00:48:53,932
Millie! It's me, open up!

822
00:48:53,966 --> 00:48:56,334
- What?
- You were right.

823
00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,369
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.

824
00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:01,040
You were right.
Our code, it is in <i>Free City</i>

825
00:49:01,073 --> 00:49:03,742
and, Millie, it works.

826
00:49:03,775 --> 00:49:05,477
Yeah, I know.
But we don't have proof.

827
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:07,545
Just forget about
that for one second.

828
00:49:07,579 --> 00:49:09,815
I'm saying that
our game, <i>Life Itself,</i>

829
00:49:09,849 --> 00:49:12,985
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...

830
00:49:13,018 --> 00:49:14,186
- Yeah?
- ...worked.

831
00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:15,955
- Keys.
- The AI worked.

832
00:49:15,988 --> 00:49:19,424
It's the reason why <i>Free City</i> is so
realistic and people love it so much.

833
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,459
And of course it doesn't
look the same.

834
00:49:21,493 --> 00:49:24,429
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,

835
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,199
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.

836
00:49:27,234 --> 00:49:32,071
But the underlying code in the
game is the same. Our code.

837
00:49:32,104 --> 00:49:33,738
And Guy, I mean,
he has evolved way further

838
00:49:33,772 --> 00:49:35,174
than we thought
was even possible.

839
00:49:35,207 --> 00:49:37,475
Wait, are you talking about
the hacker in the NPC skin?

840
00:49:37,509 --> 00:49:41,147
Millie, I'm talking about the
fact that Blue Shirt Guy...

841
00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:42,280
Yeah?

842
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:44,150
...is not a player.

843
00:49:44,183 --> 00:49:47,153
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.

844
00:49:47,186 --> 00:49:49,387
I mean, hell,
technically, he is alive.

845
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:53,691
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.

846
00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:56,962
- No! No.
- I know.

847
00:49:56,996 --> 00:49:58,396
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.

848
00:49:58,429 --> 00:50:00,032
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.

849
00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:01,299
- One who has been...
- Your Guy?

850
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,734
- Holy...
- This is a good thing.

851
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,136
No, it's really bad.

852
00:50:04,170 --> 00:50:07,739
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.

853
00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:09,908
We did it, Mills.

854
00:50:09,942 --> 00:50:13,979
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.

855
00:50:14,013 --> 00:50:17,850
Okay? Did you know that the
NPCs have private lives?

856
00:50:17,883 --> 00:50:20,085
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.

857
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:22,453
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.

858
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,722
I can't even froth my own
oat milk in the morning.

859
00:50:24,756 --> 00:50:27,259
And the Bombshell
character in the game

860
00:50:27,293 --> 00:50:30,162
wrote a memoir that's
a searing indictment

861
00:50:30,196 --> 00:50:31,864
of gender roles,
the patriarchy...

862
00:50:31,897 --> 00:50:34,033
It's a little preachy in parts,
but overall, it's pretty good.

863
00:50:34,066 --> 00:50:35,400
Millie, we have
to celebrate!

864
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:36,902
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?

865
00:50:36,935 --> 00:50:39,737
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!

866
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:42,707
So, yeah.

867
00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:47,745
I'm sorry, wait,
you let who kiss you?

868
00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:48,814
Guy.

869
00:50:49,915 --> 00:50:51,116
Guy?

870
00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:55,653
The first time I kiss a
non-toxic guy in like forever

871
00:50:55,687 --> 00:50:58,489
and of course
he's not even real!

872
00:50:58,523 --> 00:50:59,992
Uh, there's not
a button for that.

873
00:51:00,893 --> 00:51:02,360
Oh, he found the button.

874
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,795
- Okay.
- Yeah.

875
00:51:03,829 --> 00:51:06,364
- I am... I'm so confused.
- Why is it so hot?

876
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,235
And surprisingly
curious.

877
00:51:08,267 --> 00:51:11,871
You let
an artificially intelligent

878
00:51:11,904 --> 00:51:13,538
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,

879
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:14,606
can you just stop
saying it like that?

880
00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:15,707
And then you
thought that would be...

881
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,508
Because you have
got to meet him, Keys.

882
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:20,611
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.

883
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,948
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.

884
00:51:22,982 --> 00:51:27,119
Also, Millie, food for
thought, he's like four.

885
00:51:28,287 --> 00:51:29,922
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.

886
00:51:29,955 --> 00:51:31,857
Wow, you just made
that really creepy.

887
00:51:33,359 --> 00:51:35,460
Millie, put all that aside. Weird or
not, when people find out about this,

888
00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:38,263
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.

889
00:51:38,297 --> 00:51:39,331
What?

890
00:51:39,365 --> 00:51:41,266
Oh, my God,
if they see this...

891
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:42,533
- What? What is it?
- Oh!

892
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,535
Antwan. What else?

893
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:47,006
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,

894
00:51:47,039 --> 00:51:49,407
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.

895
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,943
I think he's lying
about <i>Free City 1.</i>

896
00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:52,244
What are you talking about?

897
00:51:52,278 --> 00:51:55,848
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...

898
00:51:55,881 --> 00:51:58,284
I mean, there's not even a single
character from <i>Free City 1</i> on here.

899
00:51:58,317 --> 00:51:59,751
<i>Free City 2</i>
is not an update...

900
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:01,320
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.

901
00:52:01,353 --> 00:52:02,988
So when <i>Free City 2</i>
launches on Monday...

902
00:52:03,022 --> 00:52:06,524
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our
code, everything will be deleted.

903
00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,260
He can't do that.

904
00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:11,429
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.

905
00:52:14,933 --> 00:52:16,068
We're screwed.

906
00:52:16,835 --> 00:52:18,636
Maybe not.

907
00:52:18,670 --> 00:52:20,906
If we can find our
original build in the game,

908
00:52:20,939 --> 00:52:23,775
it'll prove that Antwan used our
code without properly licensing it.

909
00:52:23,809 --> 00:52:26,245
And we just have to find it
before <i>Free City 2</i> launches.

910
00:52:26,278 --> 00:52:27,578
We have 48 hours.

911
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:29,248
I've looked, Keys.
You know I have.

912
00:52:29,281 --> 00:52:30,515
I know you have.

913
00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:33,118
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,

914
00:52:33,152 --> 00:52:34,652
maybe he can help?

915
00:52:34,686 --> 00:52:37,022
That would mean
I'd have to tell him.

916
00:52:37,056 --> 00:52:40,125
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.

917
00:52:41,427 --> 00:52:43,395
His whole world's
about to end.

918
00:52:43,429 --> 00:52:45,730
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?

919
00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,035
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

920
00:52:50,069 --> 00:52:52,171
- You got it.
- Guy?

921
00:52:52,204 --> 00:52:53,504
Hey! Hi!

922
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:55,074
Guy, we need to talk.

923
00:52:55,107 --> 00:52:57,876
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?

924
00:52:57,910 --> 00:52:58,944
British.

925
00:52:58,978 --> 00:53:01,546
I think I know an Australian
accent when I see one.

926
00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,148
I turned off
the accent filter.

927
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,783
This is me.

928
00:53:06,151 --> 00:53:07,219
Good.

929
00:53:07,252 --> 00:53:09,421
Look, I have to tell you
something really important.

930
00:53:09,455 --> 00:53:10,755
Are you married?

931
00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:11,622
No.

932
00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:14,994
Oh, God.

933
00:53:15,027 --> 00:53:17,096
That would have been like
the worst thing ever.

934
00:53:17,129 --> 00:53:19,031
Maybe not the worst thing.

935
00:53:19,365 --> 00:53:20,531
Huh.

936
00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:22,267
I have to show you something.

937
00:53:23,435 --> 00:53:24,635
Okay.

938
00:53:29,975 --> 00:53:30,876
Wow!

939
00:53:30,909 --> 00:53:32,978
I always wondered
what was in here.

940
00:53:33,012 --> 00:53:35,414
<i>Tune in to the Kill Cam</i>

941
00:53:35,447 --> 00:53:36,915
<i>for more of today's highlights</i>

942
00:53:36,949 --> 00:53:41,120
<i>of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.</i>

943
00:53:41,153 --> 00:53:42,754
<i>Has anyone
seen my cat?</i>

944
00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:47,525
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.

945
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:51,330
And there's Joe! He's
my friend, I know that guy.

946
00:53:51,363 --> 00:53:53,365
I don't get it.
What is this place?

947
00:53:53,399 --> 00:53:58,003
There is no easy way to say
this, but this city is a game.

948
00:53:58,037 --> 00:54:00,538
There's no easy way to say
this, I know it's a game.

949
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,474
You taught me how to play it.
Boop-boop.

950
00:54:02,508 --> 00:54:03,909
Yes,
you're right, I did.

951
00:54:03,943 --> 00:54:07,779
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.

952
00:54:07,813 --> 00:54:11,250
It's a video game.
And that's all it is.

953
00:54:11,283 --> 00:54:14,253
So the entire world is a game?

954
00:54:14,286 --> 00:54:15,387
Yes.

955
00:54:15,421 --> 00:54:17,389
And we're all just
players in the game?

956
00:54:17,423 --> 00:54:19,689
Not exactly.

957
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,127
I'm a player.

958
00:54:22,161 --> 00:54:25,797
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.

959
00:54:25,831 --> 00:54:27,565
But you only exist here.

960
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:30,369
It's why you can
never leave Free City.

961
00:54:30,402 --> 00:54:32,304
You're what we call an NPC.

962
00:54:32,337 --> 00:54:33,571
NPC.

963
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,641
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,

964
00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:37,943
they called me that.
What is an NPC?

965
00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:39,411
- <i>Let's take...</i>
- Just watch.

966
00:54:39,445 --> 00:54:40,913
<i>...another look
at that leaderboard.</i>

967
00:54:40,946 --> 00:54:42,214
<i>Everybody
get down on the ground!</i>

968
00:54:42,247 --> 00:54:43,714
<i>Nobody try to be a hero.</i>

969
00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:45,250
<i>This will all be over soon.</i>

970
00:54:45,284 --> 00:54:46,518
I don't understand.

971
00:54:46,552 --> 00:54:48,921
You're a
non-player character.

972
00:54:48,954 --> 00:54:51,356
- Non...
- A background person.

973
00:54:51,390 --> 00:54:54,827
Someone designed to make the
game more fun for real people.

974
00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:57,062
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.

975
00:54:57,096 --> 00:54:58,430
I wanna make sure
I'm getting this straight.

976
00:54:58,464 --> 00:55:00,598
I just wanna fully
understand here.

977
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,168
So, I'm fake?

978
00:55:03,202 --> 00:55:06,637
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,

979
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:10,843
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?

980
00:55:10,876 --> 00:55:14,246
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.

981
00:55:14,278 --> 00:55:17,615
You only think that because
it's in your programming.

982
00:55:23,822 --> 00:55:25,924
Guy, I need
you to listen to me.

983
00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:28,793
In two days,
the game is gonna shut down. For good.

984
00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:31,530
When this sequel launches,
this whole city,

985
00:55:31,563 --> 00:55:33,932
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,

986
00:55:33,966 --> 00:55:35,434
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.

987
00:55:35,467 --> 00:55:38,537
My whole life, I felt like
there had to be something more.

988
00:55:38,570 --> 00:55:40,771
And then I saw you.

989
00:55:40,806 --> 00:55:43,943
And I knew I was right.
I was right!

990
00:55:44,877 --> 00:55:47,379
And for a second,
I felt amazing.

991
00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:49,313
- I know.
- Except you don't know.

992
00:55:49,348 --> 00:55:52,251
Because we're not the same.

993
00:55:52,284 --> 00:55:53,852
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.

994
00:55:53,886 --> 00:55:56,155
We're not the same.

995
00:55:56,188 --> 00:55:57,722
You're real.

996
00:55:58,457 --> 00:56:00,159
And I'm what? I'm what?

997
00:56:04,062 --> 00:56:05,197
You're not.

998
00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:10,335
You're not.

999
00:56:10,369 --> 00:56:14,106
Well, I may not be real,
but for a second there...

1000
00:56:14,139 --> 00:56:16,008
I felt pretty alive.

1001
00:57:17,803 --> 00:57:21,039
It's all a lie!

1002
00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:28,380
Have the quarterly
reports on my desk by Friday.

1003
00:57:28,413 --> 00:57:31,049
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.

1004
00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:33,185
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.

1005
00:57:33,218 --> 00:57:34,419
Until it crushes your soul.

1006
00:57:34,453 --> 00:57:37,955
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...

1007
00:57:37,990 --> 00:57:39,992
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.

1008
00:57:40,025 --> 00:57:44,062
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.

1009
00:57:44,096 --> 00:57:46,431
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,

1010
00:57:46,465 --> 00:57:49,868
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.

1011
00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,204
They don't have
thumbs, Phyllis.

1012
00:57:52,738 --> 00:57:54,339
No thumbs!

1013
00:57:54,373 --> 00:57:58,076
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?

1014
00:57:58,110 --> 00:58:02,648
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!

1015
00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:05,584
That building, that's fake!
This street...

1016
00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,152
It's fake!

1017
00:58:07,185 --> 00:58:08,287
That car...

1018
00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:15,894
Officer Johnny!

1019
00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:17,795
Have a good one, Guy.

1020
00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:27,205
Oh, hey, uh...

1021
00:58:28,674 --> 00:58:29,941
Come in.

1022
00:58:39,851 --> 00:58:41,353
Here you go.

1023
00:58:41,386 --> 00:58:42,387
Thank you.

1024
00:58:43,488 --> 00:58:44,656
Buddy,

1025
00:58:44,690 --> 00:58:50,128
what would you do if you found
out that you weren't real?

1026
00:58:51,496 --> 00:58:52,597
What do you mean?

1027
00:58:53,297 --> 00:58:54,399
Pretend with me.

1028
00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:56,001
Okay, so...

1029
00:58:56,034 --> 00:58:57,969
Can I pretend
I'm a ghost?

1030
00:58:59,371 --> 00:59:00,505
Sure.

1031
00:59:00,539 --> 00:59:03,842
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?

1032
00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:05,043
Like, do I have
a funeral outfit on?

1033
00:59:05,077 --> 00:59:06,778
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.

1034
00:59:06,813 --> 00:59:08,180
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.

1035
00:59:08,213 --> 00:59:10,215
Let's move on
from the concept, okay?

1036
00:59:10,749 --> 00:59:12,751
Got it.

1037
00:59:12,784 --> 00:59:15,887
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,

1038
00:59:15,921 --> 00:59:17,556
- but I get it.
- Yeah.

1039
00:59:17,589 --> 00:59:22,160
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.

1040
00:59:23,095 --> 00:59:26,833
I say, okay, so
what if I'm not real?

1041
00:59:26,865 --> 00:59:28,867
I'm sorry. "So what?"

1042
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:29,935
Yeah. So what?

1043
00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:31,903
But if
you're not real,

1044
00:59:31,937 --> 00:59:34,506
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?

1045
00:59:34,539 --> 00:59:37,542
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here

1046
00:59:37,576 --> 00:59:41,480
with my best friend, trying to
help him get through a tough time.

1047
00:59:41,513 --> 00:59:46,251
Right? And even if I'm not
real, this moment is.

1048
00:59:47,386 --> 00:59:52,557
Right here, right now.
This moment is real.

1049
00:59:52,591 --> 00:59:56,528
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?

1050
00:59:56,561 --> 01:00:01,533
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.

1051
01:00:04,136 --> 01:00:06,671
Do you know the
other security guards?

1052
01:00:06,705 --> 01:00:08,240
I know 'em all. Why?

1053
01:00:08,907 --> 01:00:10,641
Hey, Buddy...

1054
01:00:10,675 --> 01:00:12,677
let's not have
a good day...

1055
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,414
let's have a great day.

1056
01:00:16,816 --> 01:00:18,150
Guy, what are
we doin' here?

1057
01:00:18,183 --> 01:00:20,853
We're here to get a video
clip for my friend Millie.

1058
01:00:20,887 --> 01:00:22,587
Does this look intimidating?

1059
01:00:22,621 --> 01:00:25,023
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?

1060
01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:34,901
You have
something I want.

1061
01:00:34,933 --> 01:00:36,735
And you're gonna hand it over.

1062
01:00:38,937 --> 01:00:40,338
How'd you get in here?

1063
01:00:40,372 --> 01:00:42,574
Easy. I know
your security guard.

1064
01:00:43,275 --> 01:00:44,376
Jimmy?

1065
01:00:44,409 --> 01:00:45,444
His name is Luigi.

1066
01:00:45,477 --> 01:00:47,245
So if you took some time
to learn his name...

1067
01:00:47,279 --> 01:00:49,080
maybe he wouldn't
turn on you so quick.

1068
01:00:49,114 --> 01:00:52,919
I need a video clip, and
you're gonna give it to me.

1069
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,719
Wait a minute, are you...

1070
01:00:55,687 --> 01:00:56,889
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?

1071
01:00:56,923 --> 01:00:58,423
Yeah, maybe.

1072
01:00:58,457 --> 01:01:01,126
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!

1073
01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:02,294
- Yeah.
- I love you.

1074
01:01:02,327 --> 01:01:03,863
- You do?
- I mean...

1075
01:01:03,896 --> 01:01:05,263
I'm like a fan.
You're awesome.

1076
01:01:05,297 --> 01:01:06,631
You can have
anything you want.

1077
01:01:06,665 --> 01:01:07,666
Wait, hold on one second.

1078
01:01:07,699 --> 01:01:09,836
Gamers, listen up, this is
Revenjamin Buttons here.

1079
01:01:09,869 --> 01:01:11,203
I'm here with Guy.

1080
01:01:11,236 --> 01:01:13,705
The Guy, he's in my stash
house, and he's here to rob me.

1081
01:01:13,738 --> 01:01:14,841
Can I get a little...

1082
01:01:14,874 --> 01:01:18,076
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?

1083
01:01:18,109 --> 01:01:19,812
Perfect. All right,
so what's happening is...

1084
01:01:19,846 --> 01:01:21,413
Guy's looking for a clip...

1085
01:01:21,446 --> 01:01:24,282
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.

1086
01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:27,618
Who are you talking to?

1087
01:01:28,987 --> 01:01:30,388
I'm sorry.

1088
01:01:30,422 --> 01:01:33,725
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.

1089
01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:34,793
Right?

1090
01:01:34,827 --> 01:01:37,329
You're good.
Oh, anyway...

1091
01:01:37,362 --> 01:01:40,867
And you, you tried to steal it
from me with that Molotov chick.

1092
01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:42,033
<i>Her name's Millie.</i>

1093
01:01:42,067 --> 01:01:44,269
- Yeah. Wait, who?
- <i>Millie.</i>

1094
01:01:44,302 --> 01:01:46,004
I think
it's going really well.

1095
01:01:46,037 --> 01:01:49,107
I know. This is literally the first
time I took my gun out the holster.

1096
01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:50,709
Totally. Right?

1097
01:01:50,742 --> 01:01:53,912
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.

1098
01:01:53,946 --> 01:01:55,480
And I never found it again.

1099
01:01:55,514 --> 01:01:57,182
So I'm the only one that ever
saw what was on the other side.

1100
01:01:57,215 --> 01:01:58,717
But it's all here,
check it out.

1101
01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,453
It's pretty cool actually.
It's like a whole other world.

1102
01:02:01,486 --> 01:02:03,755
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.

1103
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:07,259
Can you do one,
single, just one solid for me?

1104
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,760
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.

1105
01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:10,495
Just say my catchphrase.

1106
01:02:10,529 --> 01:02:12,197
My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
all over themselves if you say it.

1107
01:02:12,230 --> 01:02:14,032
I love banana
cream sandwiches.

1108
01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:15,133
Maybe not this
banana cream sandwich.

1109
01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:16,668
Yeah, this one.

1110
01:02:16,701 --> 01:02:18,470
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just
say, "You know what time it is?"

1111
01:02:18,503 --> 01:02:20,907
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?

1112
01:02:20,939 --> 01:02:22,040
You know what time it is?

1113
01:02:22,073 --> 01:02:23,174
You know what time it is?

1114
01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:24,409
You know
what time it is?

1115
01:02:24,442 --> 01:02:25,912
You know
what time it is?

1116
01:02:25,945 --> 01:02:27,479
You know
what time it is?

1117
01:02:27,512 --> 01:02:29,781
It's crime o'clock,
baby. Yeah.

1118
01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:30,917
It's crime o'cl...

1119
01:02:30,950 --> 01:02:32,250
But, no, I can't
say that. That's...

1120
01:02:32,284 --> 01:02:34,352
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.

1121
01:02:34,386 --> 01:02:36,354
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.

1122
01:02:36,388 --> 01:02:38,390
It's crime o'cl...
Mom!

1123
01:02:38,423 --> 01:02:39,959
Mom! Are you
serious with the...

1124
01:02:39,992 --> 01:02:41,293
vacuum right now?

1125
01:02:41,326 --> 01:02:43,495
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my...

1126
01:02:43,528 --> 01:02:45,063
catchphrase!
Everybody's watching!

1127
01:02:45,096 --> 01:02:46,298
- God!
- You're 22,

1128
01:02:46,331 --> 01:02:48,034
living in my house,
there is no God!

1129
01:02:48,066 --> 01:02:49,167
Sorry, Guy.

1130
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,337
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.

1131
01:02:52,370 --> 01:02:54,139
No, no, no! No,
you gotta kill me.

1132
01:02:54,172 --> 01:02:56,042
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.

1133
01:02:56,074 --> 01:02:58,410
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!

1134
01:02:58,443 --> 01:03:00,679
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.

1135
01:03:00,712 --> 01:03:03,015
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.

1136
01:03:03,049 --> 01:03:04,549
What? What'd you say?

1137
01:03:07,185 --> 01:03:08,420
That's deep.

1138
01:03:08,453 --> 01:03:09,421
No, it's not.

1139
01:03:09,454 --> 01:03:10,722
That's like I can
taste you, deep.

1140
01:03:10,755 --> 01:03:14,659
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.

1141
01:03:14,693 --> 01:03:15,760
I know what you want.

1142
01:03:15,794 --> 01:03:16,896
I don't want that.

1143
01:03:16,929 --> 01:03:17,997
Yeah, you do.

1144
01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:19,230
That's touching.

1145
01:03:19,264 --> 01:03:20,565
- They're touching.
- Yeah.

1146
01:03:21,067 --> 01:03:22,367
I know what you want.

1147
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,735
Yes, I do.

1148
01:03:23,768 --> 01:03:26,404
You want a little bit
of that <i>Free City</i> Itchy Kitty.

1149
01:03:26,438 --> 01:03:28,239
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.

1150
01:03:28,273 --> 01:03:30,208
<i>The way you move,
it's almost dirty.</i>

1151
01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,543
What about a little
Thanos Glove...

1152
01:03:31,576 --> 01:03:35,347
into a little bit
of Thanos Snap?

1153
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:37,281
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.

1154
01:03:37,315 --> 01:03:38,550
A little Sunday Drive.

1155
01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,318
You have
a beautiful home.

1156
01:03:40,352 --> 01:03:43,722
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.

1157
01:03:43,755 --> 01:03:46,358
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.

1158
01:03:46,391 --> 01:03:48,460
Mom!
Do not touch that sock!

1159
01:03:48,493 --> 01:03:50,294
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock...

1160
01:03:50,328 --> 01:03:52,430
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!

1161
01:03:52,464 --> 01:03:55,835
No! That's my special sock!
Put it down!

1162
01:04:00,873 --> 01:04:02,641
<i>Millie, please.</i>

1163
01:04:02,674 --> 01:04:05,111
Please wake up from
your standing coma.

1164
01:04:05,143 --> 01:04:07,545
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you

1165
01:04:07,579 --> 01:04:09,681
and you can come
and go, but to me...

1166
01:04:09,714 --> 01:04:12,316
this place, these people,
that's all I have.

1167
01:04:12,350 --> 01:04:14,486
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that...

1168
01:04:14,519 --> 01:04:17,123
but you gotta wake up, please.

1169
01:04:17,188 --> 01:04:18,958
Millie, I'm sorry
for running away.

1170
01:04:18,991 --> 01:04:20,725
Guy?

1171
01:04:21,726 --> 01:04:23,929
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.

1172
01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:25,163
I know, I know.

1173
01:04:25,196 --> 01:04:26,866
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1174
01:04:26,899 --> 01:04:29,367
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.

1175
01:04:29,401 --> 01:04:31,403
We're done with that.

1176
01:04:33,039 --> 01:04:34,239
I got you a present.

1177
01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:36,675
I didn't have time to wrap it.

1178
01:04:37,776 --> 01:04:38,844
What?

1179
01:04:47,153 --> 01:04:50,255
<i>They say over a
billion NPCs are killed every year.</i>

1180
01:04:50,288 --> 01:04:54,894
<i>Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.</i>

1181
01:04:54,927 --> 01:04:58,430
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters

1182
01:04:58,463 --> 01:05:00,166
when I was bored, you know?

1183
01:05:00,198 --> 01:05:03,568
And then, I'd
teabag 'em a little bit.

1184
01:05:03,601 --> 01:05:06,471
<i>Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?</i>

1185
01:05:06,504 --> 01:05:08,506
<i>But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'</i>

1186
01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:10,241
<i>about NPCs and
how I play the game.</i>

1187
01:05:10,276 --> 01:05:14,546
<i>The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.</i>

1188
01:05:14,579 --> 01:05:16,715
<i>He's also a really cute guy.</i>

1189
01:05:16,748 --> 01:05:18,750
<i>And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing.</i>

1190
01:05:18,783 --> 01:05:20,785
<i>And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...</i>

1191
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:23,521
<i>maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.</i>

1192
01:05:23,555 --> 01:05:25,557
<i>I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?</i>

1193
01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:27,459
<i>Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.</i>

1194
01:05:27,492 --> 01:05:29,895
<i>He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?</i>

1195
01:05:29,928 --> 01:05:32,131
<i>Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.</i>

1196
01:05:32,164 --> 01:05:33,531
<i>Also, he's like crazy hot.</i>

1197
01:05:33,565 --> 01:05:36,668
<i>Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.</i>

1198
01:05:36,701 --> 01:05:38,204
<i>We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.</i>

1199
01:05:38,236 --> 01:05:39,537
Maybe we just
stop the killing.

1200
01:05:39,571 --> 01:05:42,108
He's dead! You hear me?

1201
01:05:42,141 --> 01:05:43,708
The guy, put him up here.

1202
01:05:43,742 --> 01:05:46,244
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.

1203
01:05:46,277 --> 01:05:50,015
Make me see him. There he is.

1204
01:05:50,049 --> 01:05:52,584
Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.

1205
01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:54,120
I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.

1206
01:05:54,153 --> 01:05:55,888
Don't say words to me!

1207
01:05:55,921 --> 01:05:59,158
People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.

1208
01:05:59,191 --> 01:06:00,291
You know what
they're not doing, guys?

1209
01:06:00,325 --> 01:06:01,659
Buying <i>Free City 2.</i>

1210
01:06:01,693 --> 01:06:03,896
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.

1211
01:06:03,929 --> 01:06:05,663
60. That's bad.

1212
01:06:05,697 --> 01:06:08,399
Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.

1213
01:06:09,101 --> 01:06:10,735
Yeah, he's gone viral.

1214
01:06:10,769 --> 01:06:13,973
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!

1215
01:06:14,807 --> 01:06:17,308
Inoperable!

1216
01:06:17,342 --> 01:06:18,676
You know,
this whole good guy routine...

1217
01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:21,646
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.

1218
01:06:21,679 --> 01:06:24,249
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.

1219
01:06:24,282 --> 01:06:25,483
You can't.

1220
01:06:26,118 --> 01:06:27,219
Oh, I'm sorry, what?

1221
01:06:27,252 --> 01:06:28,619
You can't.

1222
01:06:28,653 --> 01:06:29,721
Why not?

1223
01:06:29,754 --> 01:06:32,457
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.

1224
01:06:32,490 --> 01:06:34,325
You're tryin' to tell me
that all this shit

1225
01:06:34,359 --> 01:06:36,494
about a self-aware
NPC is real?

1226
01:06:36,528 --> 01:06:39,798
Yeah. I don't know how or
why, but he's real.

1227
01:06:40,732 --> 01:06:42,868
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

1228
01:06:45,336 --> 01:06:47,405
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1229
01:06:47,438 --> 01:06:49,741
What to do? What to do?
Got it.

1230
01:06:51,342 --> 01:06:52,812
And kip-up!

1231
01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:57,782
So we can't kick him
out of the game.

1232
01:06:57,817 --> 01:07:00,953
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.

1233
01:07:00,986 --> 01:07:02,620
Hit me. Ideas.

1234
01:07:02,654 --> 01:07:04,290
You could
just reboot the server.

1235
01:07:04,355 --> 01:07:05,356
Keep talking.

1236
01:07:05,390 --> 01:07:06,892
If we reboot the server...

1237
01:07:06,925 --> 01:07:10,162
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.

1238
01:07:10,196 --> 01:07:12,330
- Solution.
- Antwan.

1239
01:07:12,363 --> 01:07:13,798
Antwan, you're talking
about terminating...

1240
01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:15,600
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent

1241
01:07:15,633 --> 01:07:16,768
life-form right now, okay?

1242
01:07:16,802 --> 01:07:18,570
Honey, honey.
Shush.

1243
01:07:19,337 --> 01:07:20,772
He's losing me money.

1244
01:07:20,806 --> 01:07:24,276
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.

1245
01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:25,811
Terminate him. Reboot.

1246
01:07:25,845 --> 01:07:27,813
- On it.
- You can't do that.

1247
01:07:27,847 --> 01:07:28,848
Reboot!

1248
01:07:38,423 --> 01:07:41,559
<i>Order
up and drown your bloodlust...</i>

1249
01:07:41,593 --> 01:07:44,263
<i>with a tall glass
of murder juice.</i>

1250
01:07:44,296 --> 01:07:46,364
<i>Here's this week's highlights.</i>

1251
01:07:46,397 --> 01:07:48,666
He's very expressive
with his body.

1252
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:49,634
Clearly.

1253
01:07:49,667 --> 01:07:50,870
<i>What is that?</i>

1254
01:07:50,903 --> 01:07:52,403
<i>It's a whole new
world over there.</i>

1255
01:07:52,437 --> 01:07:54,006
<i>Some kinda paradise and shit.</i>

1256
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:55,440
Oh, my God, that's it.

1257
01:07:55,473 --> 01:07:59,912
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.

1258
01:07:59,945 --> 01:08:02,247
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.

1259
01:08:02,281 --> 01:08:03,849
I've seen this place.

1260
01:08:03,883 --> 01:08:05,184
What?

1261
01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:12,191
Yeah.

1262
01:08:12,224 --> 01:08:14,093
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?

1263
01:08:18,429 --> 01:08:20,531
Millie? Millie?

1264
01:09:05,510 --> 01:09:07,779
We're dark.
<i>Free City</i> is offline.

1265
01:09:15,354 --> 01:09:17,423
What is happening?

1266
01:09:22,261 --> 01:09:23,795
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.

1267
01:09:24,229 --> 01:09:26,165
No, no, no.

1268
01:09:44,782 --> 01:09:46,185
It's okay. Come on.

1269
01:09:51,924 --> 01:09:53,725
Come on.

1270
01:09:53,758 --> 01:09:56,261
Come on, come on, come on.

1271
01:10:01,666 --> 01:10:03,268
Good morning, Goldie.

1272
01:10:07,739 --> 01:10:10,442
<i>Front of warm, dry gunfire...</i>

1273
01:10:10,476 --> 01:10:12,378
<i>mixed with late
afternoon stabbings...</i>

1274
01:10:12,411 --> 01:10:14,246
<i>could leave you in the streets
wet with the blood of innocents...</i>

1275
01:10:14,278 --> 01:10:16,148
<i>by early Tuesday night.</i>

1276
01:10:16,181 --> 01:10:19,151
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?

1277
01:10:19,184 --> 01:10:20,718
Nobody knows.

1278
01:10:20,752 --> 01:10:22,520
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

1279
01:10:22,553 --> 01:10:23,755
Guy, can we talk?

1280
01:10:23,788 --> 01:10:25,090
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?

1281
01:10:25,124 --> 01:10:25,958
I don't know. Keep walking.

1282
01:10:25,991 --> 01:10:27,558
Come on, Guy!
You know me.

1283
01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:29,594
You know this.

1284
01:10:29,627 --> 01:10:31,497
You said this clip showed
a place you'd seen before.

1285
01:10:31,529 --> 01:10:33,232
I need to know where.

1286
01:10:33,265 --> 01:10:35,100
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.

1287
01:10:35,134 --> 01:10:38,736
Please try to remember.
This is really important.

1288
01:10:38,770 --> 01:10:42,241
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?

1289
01:10:42,274 --> 01:10:43,741
Oh, my Guy loves swings.

1290
01:10:43,775 --> 01:10:45,743
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.

1291
01:10:45,777 --> 01:10:47,079
- Have you been?
- Yes.

1292
01:10:47,112 --> 01:10:48,480
We had bubble gum ice cream.

1293
01:10:48,514 --> 01:10:51,383
OMG, I love
bubble gum ice cream!

1294
01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:52,851
He loves the
bubble gum ice cream.

1295
01:10:52,885 --> 01:10:55,054
Yes, I know. We had it
together, remember?

1296
01:10:56,255 --> 01:10:58,723
Please, Guy,
you're all I've got.

1297
01:11:02,693 --> 01:11:06,432
I'm sorry, lady. I think
you have the wrong guy.

1298
01:11:06,465 --> 01:11:09,068
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

1299
01:11:23,048 --> 01:11:24,083
Hello?

1300
01:11:24,116 --> 01:11:25,818
<i>I might've found something.</i>

1301
01:11:25,851 --> 01:11:28,586
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there...

1302
01:11:28,619 --> 01:11:30,688
even now, after the wipe.

1303
01:11:30,721 --> 01:11:32,357
What's the point?

1304
01:11:32,391 --> 01:11:34,659
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle.
We can't replicate that.

1305
01:11:34,692 --> 01:11:36,328
<i>I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.</i>

1306
01:11:36,361 --> 01:11:39,131
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?

1307
01:11:39,164 --> 01:11:42,167
A reboot, it doesn't
erase his AI coding...

1308
01:11:42,201 --> 01:11:44,436
you literally would have to
destroy the servers to do that.

1309
01:11:44,470 --> 01:11:47,072
<i>His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.</i>

1310
01:11:47,106 --> 01:11:49,408
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.

1311
01:11:49,441 --> 01:11:51,676
Just look at the
trace log I sent you.

1312
01:11:51,709 --> 01:11:53,378
<i>It'll explain everything.</i>

1313
01:12:07,025 --> 01:12:08,693
<i>Now, from the beginning...</i>

1314
01:12:08,726 --> 01:12:11,530
<i>Guy's behavior is much more
complex than it should be,</i>

1315
01:12:11,563 --> 01:12:13,532
<i>thanks to our code.</i>

1316
01:12:13,565 --> 01:12:17,169
<i>But he's still stuck in Free City.
He's still stuck in this life, this loop.</i>

1317
01:12:17,202 --> 01:12:21,273
<i>And then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?</i>

1318
01:12:21,305 --> 01:12:23,575
<i>And then I remembered.</i>

1319
01:12:23,609 --> 01:12:26,879
<i>One of the characters from</i> Life Itself
<i>was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.</i>

1320
01:12:26,912 --> 01:12:31,016
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.

1321
01:12:31,049 --> 01:12:33,352
It was essentially the building
blocks of the character.

1322
01:12:33,385 --> 01:12:37,687
But he never stopped hoping that he
would meet "the girl of his dreams."

1323
01:12:37,722 --> 01:12:39,689
<i>So I had to base this girl
off of someone...</i>

1324
01:12:39,724 --> 01:12:43,295
<i>and who better than the person that
I was sitting next to every day?</i>

1325
01:12:43,328 --> 01:12:44,429
<i>You.</i>

1326
01:12:44,463 --> 01:12:46,031
But then, one day...

1327
01:12:46,064 --> 01:12:48,666
<i>he meets you in</i> Free City,
<i>and once he sees you...</i>

1328
01:12:48,699 --> 01:12:50,135
<i>he can never be the same.</i>

1329
01:12:50,169 --> 01:12:54,072
<i>He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive...</i>

1330
01:12:54,106 --> 01:12:57,009
<i>until eventually, he is alive.</i>

1331
01:12:58,243 --> 01:13:00,245
<i>You changed him, Millie.</i>

1332
01:13:00,279 --> 01:13:04,816
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.

1333
01:13:04,850 --> 01:13:07,219
<i>You brought him
to life, Millie.</i>

1334
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,255
<i>You brought him to life.</i>

1335
01:13:10,289 --> 01:13:12,790
<i>And he was alive because
he met the one person...</i>

1336
01:13:14,526 --> 01:13:15,894
Don't have a good day...

1337
01:13:16,727 --> 01:13:18,130
have a great day.

1338
01:13:18,163 --> 01:13:19,598
Thank you.

1339
01:13:19,630 --> 01:13:21,133
Take care.

1340
01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:22,800
Everybody down on the ground!

1341
01:13:22,834 --> 01:13:25,370
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

1342
01:13:25,404 --> 01:13:26,471
Okay.

1343
01:13:26,505 --> 01:13:28,140
Everybody
except you.

1344
01:13:31,642 --> 01:13:33,445
Door, door, door. I got it.

1345
01:13:33,478 --> 01:13:34,779
Please,
I have a goldfish.

1346
01:13:34,813 --> 01:13:36,148
Look, I don't have long.

1347
01:13:36,181 --> 01:13:38,250
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.

1348
01:13:38,282 --> 01:13:40,152
Badges? Is that like a
Girl Scout thing? What is that?

1349
01:13:40,185 --> 01:13:41,386
There is something
inside you, Guy.

1350
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:42,753
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.

1351
01:13:42,787 --> 01:13:44,256
They stuck you
in that bank and...

1352
01:13:44,288 --> 01:13:45,424
- expected you to just follow the rules...
- I love the bank.

1353
01:13:45,457 --> 01:13:46,592
...and do the same
thing every day.

1354
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:47,659
You are so much
more than that.

1355
01:13:47,693 --> 01:13:48,793
I don't wanna be
more than that.

1356
01:13:48,827 --> 01:13:50,462
No, and I need you
to remember it.

1357
01:13:50,495 --> 01:13:52,730
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?

1358
01:13:52,763 --> 01:13:54,032
Put these on.

1359
01:13:54,066 --> 01:13:55,367
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.

1360
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,768
True. The choice is totally yours.

1361
01:13:57,803 --> 01:13:59,605
Okay. Okay. Fine.

1362
01:14:04,376 --> 01:14:06,310
What is that?

1363
01:14:06,345 --> 01:14:08,347
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?

1364
01:14:08,380 --> 01:14:09,248
Listen carefully.

1365
01:14:09,281 --> 01:14:12,184
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,

1366
01:14:12,217 --> 01:14:14,686
it's all gonna
disappear for good.

1367
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,188
Can you please
just let me go?

1368
01:14:16,221 --> 01:14:17,856
I mean, I haven't really
even seen your face.

1369
01:14:17,889 --> 01:14:19,191
I mean, I've seen
the general area,

1370
01:14:19,224 --> 01:14:20,958
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.

1371
01:14:20,993 --> 01:14:22,527
Not really good
with words in general.

1372
01:14:23,629 --> 01:14:25,264
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!

1373
01:15:03,302 --> 01:15:04,403
I remember.

1374
01:15:05,470 --> 01:15:07,439
Welcome back.

1375
01:15:07,472 --> 01:15:10,442
No. I remember everything.

1376
01:15:11,343 --> 01:15:12,944
Come with me.

1377
01:15:12,978 --> 01:15:16,214
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.

1378
01:15:19,518 --> 01:15:21,219
Do you see that?

1379
01:15:21,253 --> 01:15:22,821
Right there.

1380
01:15:23,322 --> 01:15:24,856
Oh, my God.

1381
01:15:26,058 --> 01:15:27,592
Oh, my God!

1382
01:15:27,626 --> 01:15:31,263
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...

1383
01:15:31,295 --> 01:15:34,466
but he forgot to scrub
the reflections.

1384
01:15:34,499 --> 01:15:37,336
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.

1385
01:15:37,369 --> 01:15:39,204
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.

1386
01:15:39,237 --> 01:15:42,306
You can't go past
the water line. I tried.

1387
01:15:42,341 --> 01:15:44,343
We need help.

1388
01:15:44,376 --> 01:15:46,445
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight

1389
01:15:46,478 --> 01:15:48,780
in the one place no one
can even get to.

1390
01:15:48,815 --> 01:15:50,115
<i>I can't even believe</i>

1391
01:15:50,148 --> 01:15:50,948
<i>he's smart enough
to be this diabolical.</i>

1392
01:15:50,982 --> 01:15:52,484
Keys, I need you to focus.

1393
01:15:52,517 --> 01:15:56,188
Okay. So, the reflection shows the
build past the southern horizon.

1394
01:15:56,221 --> 01:15:58,390
But the game physics won't
allow you past the beach.

1395
01:15:58,423 --> 01:16:01,126
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?

1396
01:16:01,159 --> 01:16:02,527
<i>We're gonna
need a bridge.</i>

1397
01:16:02,561 --> 01:16:04,730
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.

1398
01:16:04,763 --> 01:16:06,131
And, Millie?

1399
01:16:06,531 --> 01:16:07,834
<i>Be careful.</i>

1400
01:16:07,866 --> 01:16:09,701
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.

1401
01:16:09,735 --> 01:16:12,671
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.

1402
01:16:12,704 --> 01:16:14,239
You're right.

1403
01:16:14,272 --> 01:16:17,142
<i>Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see...</i>

1404
01:16:17,175 --> 01:16:18,710
<i>well, I have an idea.</i>

1405
01:16:18,744 --> 01:16:20,545
<i>What if he has
nothing to throw?</i>

1406
01:16:22,247 --> 01:16:25,150
Everyone! Gather around!

1407
01:16:26,651 --> 01:16:28,186
Thank you for coming.

1408
01:16:28,855 --> 01:16:30,322
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.

1409
01:16:30,355 --> 01:16:31,957
Hi, Guy.

1410
01:16:32,491 --> 01:16:34,159
Hi.

1411
01:16:34,192 --> 01:16:37,195
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.

1412
01:16:37,929 --> 01:16:39,431
Really hard to understand.

1413
01:16:41,133 --> 01:16:44,436
But, are you sick
of living in the background?

1414
01:16:45,670 --> 01:16:47,506
Aren't you sick
of being shot at?

1415
01:16:47,539 --> 01:16:48,573
Enough.

1416
01:16:48,607 --> 01:16:50,142
- Taken hostage?
- No more.

1417
01:16:50,175 --> 01:16:51,510
- Run over?
- We done with that.

1418
01:16:51,543 --> 01:16:53,912
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?

1419
01:16:53,945 --> 01:16:55,547
We are tired of being stabbed!

1420
01:16:55,580 --> 01:16:56,816
- Buddy!
- Sorry.

1421
01:16:56,849 --> 01:16:58,483
What are you
trying to say, Guy?

1422
01:16:58,517 --> 01:17:01,753
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.

1423
01:17:01,787 --> 01:17:02,921
Things can be different.

1424
01:17:02,954 --> 01:17:04,189
Different how?

1425
01:17:04,222 --> 01:17:07,926
- For starters, you can put your arms down.
- Yeah.

1426
01:17:09,594 --> 01:17:12,431
There you go. You got it. Yeah.

1427
01:17:12,464 --> 01:17:13,999
Keep pushing. There you go.

1428
01:17:14,032 --> 01:17:15,066
Breathe through it.
There you go.

1429
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:16,201
Do it. Do it. Do it.

1430
01:17:16,234 --> 01:17:17,837
No, not gonna happen.
Nope.

1431
01:17:17,870 --> 01:17:19,204
That feels unnatural.

1432
01:17:19,237 --> 01:17:21,506
I mean, what about when
someone runs in with a gun?

1433
01:17:21,540 --> 01:17:23,910
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.

1434
01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:28,815
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?

1435
01:17:28,848 --> 01:17:30,314
- What?
- What?

1436
01:17:30,348 --> 01:17:31,783
There's always
a guy with a gun.

1437
01:17:31,818 --> 01:17:33,685
So many guys with guns.

1438
01:17:33,718 --> 01:17:37,322
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?

1439
01:17:38,623 --> 01:17:40,292
What if we can change it?

1440
01:17:40,325 --> 01:17:45,530
Millie! How many times a day are
the banks robbed in your world?

1441
01:17:45,564 --> 01:17:46,765
Hardly ever, Guy.

1442
01:17:46,798 --> 01:17:48,966
What about corpses, Millie?

1443
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,101
- What?
- You see a lot of those?

1444
01:17:50,135 --> 01:17:51,703
How many an hour?

1445
01:17:51,736 --> 01:17:53,171
None per hour, Guy.

1446
01:17:53,205 --> 01:17:55,040
What about gun violence?

1447
01:17:55,073 --> 01:17:56,741
See a lot of gun violence
in your world?

1448
01:17:56,775 --> 01:18:00,312
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.

1449
01:18:02,047 --> 01:18:03,148
I didn't see that coming.

1450
01:18:03,181 --> 01:18:05,517
It's true. It really sucks.

1451
01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:10,121
The point is, we don't have to
be spectators to our own lives.

1452
01:18:10,857 --> 01:18:12,657
We can be whatever we want.

1453
01:18:12,691 --> 01:18:14,426
We can't all be you, Guy.

1454
01:18:14,459 --> 01:18:15,660
That's not true.

1455
01:18:16,963 --> 01:18:20,298
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.

1456
01:18:20,332 --> 01:18:21,566
What?

1457
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,269
It's inside of each and
every one of you. You're growing.

1458
01:18:24,302 --> 01:18:27,706
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...

1459
01:18:27,739 --> 01:18:28,773
A cappuccino.

1460
01:18:28,808 --> 01:18:30,641
A goddamn difference
in the world.

1461
01:18:30,675 --> 01:18:31,910
Much, much better.

1462
01:18:31,944 --> 01:18:33,011
And a green tea boba.

1463
01:18:33,044 --> 01:18:34,814
- Holy shit!
- That's right!

1464
01:18:34,847 --> 01:18:36,280
You go, girl.

1465
01:18:36,314 --> 01:18:37,482
Oh, my God, you're amazing!

1466
01:18:37,516 --> 01:18:39,317
If I could just make it out
past that water...

1467
01:18:39,351 --> 01:18:41,453
there's a world out there
where we can be free.

1468
01:18:41,486 --> 01:18:43,588
Where we get to decide
who we wanna be.

1469
01:18:43,622 --> 01:18:46,191
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.

1470
01:18:46,224 --> 01:18:48,093
We have to fight together.

1471
01:18:48,126 --> 01:18:50,228
Yeah!

1472
01:18:50,262 --> 01:18:52,797
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.

1473
01:18:52,832 --> 01:18:54,499
But that shit ends today.

1474
01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:55,934
Yeah!

1475
01:18:55,968 --> 01:18:57,769
I don't even know
what's happening right now!

1476
01:18:57,803 --> 01:18:58,838
But I love it!

1477
01:19:00,472 --> 01:19:01,773
I love it!

1478
01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:04,075
I love it!

1479
01:19:04,109 --> 01:19:05,878
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!

1480
01:19:05,912 --> 01:19:09,047
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!

1481
01:19:15,186 --> 01:19:16,989
Everybody get
down on the ground!

1482
01:19:22,028 --> 01:19:23,261
Hello?

1483
01:19:24,729 --> 01:19:26,665
Where the hell is everybody?

1484
01:19:27,532 --> 01:19:29,100
Hello?

1485
01:19:39,444 --> 01:19:41,546
Where are all the NPCs?

1486
01:19:49,989 --> 01:19:53,025
<i>Look, I've been playing</i>
Free City <i>for, like, three years now.</i>

1487
01:19:53,059 --> 01:19:55,226
<i>I've never seen
anything like this.</i>

1488
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:58,730
<i>Up until recently, I don't even know if
I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.</i>

1489
01:19:58,763 --> 01:20:01,834
<i>And I don't know if this is
just some whack Reddit theory...</i>

1490
01:20:01,867 --> 01:20:05,871
<i>but some people are saying that
Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.</i>

1491
01:20:05,904 --> 01:20:08,773
- <i>That he's actual AI.</i>
- <i>AI?</i>

1492
01:20:08,808 --> 01:20:12,276
<i>Actual AI. You know, alive.</i>

1493
01:20:12,310 --> 01:20:14,613
<i>It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.</i>

1494
01:20:14,645 --> 01:20:17,648
<i>Antwan, if you're watching
this, please fix the game.</i>

1495
01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:20,218
- <i>And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.</i>
- Oh, my God. My God!

1496
01:20:20,251 --> 01:20:21,720
Antwan,
you should see this.

1497
01:20:23,823 --> 01:20:27,258
<i>And you, you tried to steal
it from me with that Molotov chick.</i>

1498
01:20:27,291 --> 01:20:28,526
- <i>Her name's Millie.</i>
- <i>Who?</i>

1499
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:29,527
<i>Millie.</i>

1500
01:20:29,561 --> 01:20:32,631
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!

1501
01:20:32,664 --> 01:20:35,400
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.

1502
01:20:35,433 --> 01:20:37,168
That's it. Come on, quicker.

1503
01:20:37,202 --> 01:20:38,838
Yes, there he is.

1504
01:20:38,871 --> 01:20:42,574
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.

1505
01:20:43,241 --> 01:20:46,045
AKA Millie Rusk.

1506
01:20:46,078 --> 01:20:47,779
Millie Rusk? Isn't that
Keys' old partner?

1507
01:20:47,813 --> 01:20:49,015
Yeah.

1508
01:20:49,048 --> 01:20:51,149
Also the one who's trying to hit
me with this bogus lawsuit...

1509
01:20:51,182 --> 01:20:53,718
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.

1510
01:20:53,752 --> 01:20:55,153
Boot Molotovgirl now.

1511
01:20:55,186 --> 01:20:59,391
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I
can, but her account's spoofed.

1512
01:20:59,424 --> 01:21:00,692
This woman is exceptional.

1513
01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:02,160
Then kill her in the game.

1514
01:21:02,193 --> 01:21:04,864
"What?" Yes,
I said that. Kill her.

1515
01:21:04,897 --> 01:21:08,667
Throw everything at them,
all right? Five badges, G.

1516
01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:10,335
Yeah, just one problem.

1517
01:21:10,368 --> 01:21:11,871
We don't have anything.

1518
01:21:11,904 --> 01:21:13,072
Whatchu talking about, Willis?

1519
01:21:13,105 --> 01:21:14,606
We don't have any defenses.

1520
01:21:14,639 --> 01:21:18,209
We don't have police,
military, no nothing.

1521
01:21:18,243 --> 01:21:19,979
It's what I've been
trying to tell you.

1522
01:21:20,012 --> 01:21:23,715
It's like every
NPC went on strike.

1523
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,752
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,

1524
01:21:27,786 --> 01:21:29,287
matcha latte with cinnamon!

1525
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,823
- That's me.
- Hey.

1526
01:21:30,856 --> 01:21:32,290
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1527
01:21:32,323 --> 01:21:33,391
Cheers.

1528
01:21:36,128 --> 01:21:37,863
Go get 'em, Guy!

1529
01:21:39,431 --> 01:21:41,700
It's like a digital walkout.

1530
01:21:42,101 --> 01:21:43,803
No, it's not.

1531
01:21:43,836 --> 01:21:45,871
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.

1532
01:21:45,904 --> 01:21:48,239
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.

1533
01:21:48,273 --> 01:21:50,308
Turn off respawn,
kill them dead, now.

1534
01:21:50,341 --> 01:21:52,911
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.

1535
01:21:52,945 --> 01:21:54,379
They'll freak out.

1536
01:21:56,381 --> 01:21:58,750
I don't care.

1537
01:21:58,783 --> 01:22:03,354
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?

1538
01:22:03,388 --> 01:22:04,489
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing

1539
01:22:04,522 --> 01:22:05,657
'cause you think
we're friends now...

1540
01:22:05,690 --> 01:22:07,225
and we're in some sort
of gang together?

1541
01:22:07,258 --> 01:22:09,293
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.

1542
01:22:09,327 --> 01:22:10,361
Cool, we're a team.

1543
01:22:10,395 --> 01:22:11,429
We should come up

1544
01:22:11,463 --> 01:22:12,630
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.

1545
01:22:12,664 --> 01:22:14,399
- On three. One, two, three...
- One, two, three...

1546
01:22:14,432 --> 01:22:16,534
Get back to work!

1547
01:22:17,136 --> 01:22:18,636
Someone find me Keys!

1548
01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:25,878
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!

1549
01:22:30,515 --> 01:22:32,818
Okay, that's not good.

1550
01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:36,155
He knows where we're going.

1551
01:22:41,894 --> 01:22:44,163
All right, I got him.
I got him. Don't worry.

1552
01:22:44,196 --> 01:22:46,031
Want some four wheels
to the face?

1553
01:22:46,065 --> 01:22:47,599
Take that. Boom!

1554
01:22:50,803 --> 01:22:53,671
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.

1555
01:22:55,174 --> 01:22:56,374
Whoa!

1556
01:23:04,315 --> 01:23:05,985
Here we go.
Y'all watching this?

1557
01:23:06,018 --> 01:23:07,285
I'm about to end this fool.

1558
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,790
Come on, come on, come on.

1559
01:23:11,824 --> 01:23:13,926
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.

1560
01:23:25,037 --> 01:23:29,241
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?

1561
01:23:29,274 --> 01:23:33,245
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!

1562
01:23:37,817 --> 01:23:38,818
Come on!

1563
01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,023
Go, go, go!

1564
01:23:59,637 --> 01:24:01,874
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.

1565
01:24:01,907 --> 01:24:03,209
Oh, sounds like you've
done everything possible.

1566
01:24:03,242 --> 01:24:04,342
Time to give up?
You wanna give up?

1567
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:05,343
No, I'm sensing you
want me to keep looking.

1568
01:24:05,376 --> 01:24:06,611
- Go.
- I'll be back.

1569
01:24:06,644 --> 01:24:09,647
I have no idea where
these fools are running to.

1570
01:24:09,681 --> 01:24:13,252
I do. Southern shore.
Hitman's Beach.

1571
01:24:13,285 --> 01:24:15,653
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.

1572
01:24:15,687 --> 01:24:18,556
Game physics won't even let
you get past the shoreline.

1573
01:24:20,159 --> 01:24:22,360
Unless there is
something out there.

1574
01:24:23,394 --> 01:24:25,363
Antwan, is there
something there?

1575
01:24:26,564 --> 01:24:28,800
Screw it. Art nerds.

1576
01:24:28,834 --> 01:24:30,169
Time for Dude.

1577
01:24:30,202 --> 01:24:31,337
We're still working on him.

1578
01:24:31,369 --> 01:24:33,771
I worked on him myself.
He's perfect.

1579
01:24:33,806 --> 01:24:35,875
Drop in Dude now.

1580
01:24:35,908 --> 01:24:37,675
Just do it. He's got,
like, half a brain...

1581
01:24:37,709 --> 01:24:41,080
he's barely written,
but sure, start the upload.

1582
01:24:48,619 --> 01:24:49,787
What are we
supposed to do now?

1583
01:24:49,822 --> 01:24:53,025
Now Keys
finds us a bridge.

1584
01:24:53,058 --> 01:24:56,128
Come to collect those
knives you stabbed in my back, bro?

1585
01:24:57,830 --> 01:24:59,697
You've been helping Millie
Rusk this whole time.

1586
01:24:59,731 --> 01:25:01,300
She's looking for your build.

1587
01:25:01,333 --> 01:25:03,102
What build, Antwan?

1588
01:25:03,135 --> 01:25:04,870
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?

1589
01:25:04,903 --> 01:25:06,271
And if you didn't
use our code...

1590
01:25:06,305 --> 01:25:09,574
then how can our original
build be in the game, right?

1591
01:25:09,607 --> 01:25:11,709
Or am I missing something?

1592
01:25:13,411 --> 01:25:14,612
Leave us.

1593
01:25:17,883 --> 01:25:21,552
Okay, Keys,
let's have a real talk.

1594
01:25:21,586 --> 01:25:24,489
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.

1595
01:25:24,522 --> 01:25:25,958
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.

1596
01:25:25,991 --> 01:25:27,159
Yeah, I do know.

1597
01:25:27,192 --> 01:25:30,029
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.

1598
01:25:30,062 --> 01:25:33,866
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?

1599
01:25:33,899 --> 01:25:36,534
What matters more
than numbers? Money?

1600
01:25:36,567 --> 01:25:39,405
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.

1601
01:25:39,437 --> 01:25:41,006
Nothing matters
more than numbers!

1602
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,440
You should be thanking me!

1603
01:25:42,473 --> 01:25:43,741
I should be thanking you?

1604
01:25:43,775 --> 01:25:45,911
What about the profits
that you got from our work?

1605
01:25:45,945 --> 01:25:48,080
You chose your side,
little Padawan.

1606
01:25:48,113 --> 01:25:51,984
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.

1607
01:25:52,017 --> 01:25:53,018
You get me, bro?

1608
01:25:53,886 --> 01:25:57,222
Yeah, I get you...
bro.

1609
01:25:57,256 --> 01:25:59,791
Which leads me to this.

1610
01:26:15,007 --> 01:26:16,208
Thanks, Keys.

1611
01:26:20,745 --> 01:26:22,915
What the hell was that?

1612
01:26:22,948 --> 01:26:25,650
Hey, Antwan,
things are getting hectic.

1613
01:26:28,686 --> 01:26:31,556
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.

1614
01:26:31,589 --> 01:26:33,791
You're obviously fired,
you know that.

1615
01:26:33,826 --> 01:26:37,062
And you, what is she still
doing in the game, man?

1616
01:26:37,096 --> 01:26:37,997
Boot everyone.

1617
01:26:38,030 --> 01:26:40,399
Hold up. You want me
to boot all the players?

1618
01:26:40,432 --> 01:26:42,334
Boot them out
of the game, now!

1619
01:26:42,368 --> 01:26:44,103
Cancel every player account!

1620
01:26:44,136 --> 01:26:45,804
And where the hell is Dude?

1621
01:26:45,838 --> 01:26:48,807
Security! Kick this punk out.

1622
01:26:54,545 --> 01:26:55,646
Guy!

1623
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:57,548
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.

1624
01:26:57,582 --> 01:26:59,018
What's happening?

1625
01:26:59,051 --> 01:26:59,985
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.

1626
01:27:00,019 --> 01:27:01,053
You gotta keep going.

1627
01:27:01,086 --> 01:27:03,588
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?

1628
01:27:03,621 --> 01:27:05,257
You will if you make it
across that bridge.

1629
01:27:05,289 --> 01:27:07,558
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.

1630
01:27:07,592 --> 01:27:10,062
You do that, Antwan is done.

1631
01:27:10,095 --> 01:27:11,096
I'll make it.

1632
01:27:15,134 --> 01:27:16,201
I'll make it.

1633
01:27:17,336 --> 01:27:18,536
What the hell?

1634
01:27:20,172 --> 01:27:21,773
What's going on?

1635
01:28:01,213 --> 01:28:05,650
All right, let's all remember this
moment, before we were fired.

1636
01:28:06,285 --> 01:28:07,453
Oh!

1637
01:28:07,486 --> 01:28:08,887
Wow.

1638
01:28:13,959 --> 01:28:15,127
Catchphrase.

1639
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:16,794
<i>Catchphrase?</i>

1640
01:28:16,829 --> 01:28:18,363
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.

1641
01:28:18,397 --> 01:28:22,201
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.

1642
01:28:26,371 --> 01:28:27,738
Whoa.

1643
01:28:28,773 --> 01:28:31,944
Get up, Guy. Get up.

1644
01:28:44,456 --> 01:28:46,325
Oh, no, no, no.

1645
01:28:50,628 --> 01:28:53,899
Guy, I came to save you.

1646
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:58,170
- Who is this?
- I don't know.

1647
01:28:58,203 --> 01:28:59,371
He's glorious.

1648
01:29:00,973 --> 01:29:02,474
I mean, he's just like you...

1649
01:29:02,508 --> 01:29:04,042
but way better.

1650
01:29:05,675 --> 01:29:07,980
Way, way better.

1651
01:29:08,013 --> 01:29:09,882
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.

1652
01:29:09,915 --> 01:29:11,283
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.

1653
01:29:11,315 --> 01:29:12,783
What do you mean you don't
think I should touch him?

1654
01:29:12,818 --> 01:29:14,386
You don't mind this, do you?

1655
01:29:14,419 --> 01:29:16,355
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.

1656
01:29:20,058 --> 01:29:22,494
Yeah, I think he's
gonna... hit you.

1657
01:29:22,528 --> 01:29:23,595
He punches so hard.

1658
01:29:23,629 --> 01:29:24,729
But yet his hands are so soft.

1659
01:29:24,762 --> 01:29:26,165
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.

1660
01:29:26,198 --> 01:29:28,433
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.

1661
01:29:28,467 --> 01:29:30,102
Whee!

1662
01:29:30,135 --> 01:29:31,503
Ha-ha!

1663
01:29:34,573 --> 01:29:35,908
Oh...

1664
01:29:39,444 --> 01:29:41,813
<i>No, no, no! No!</i>

1665
01:29:41,847 --> 01:29:44,682
Get up, Guy, get up!

1666
01:29:45,350 --> 01:29:46,717
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.

1667
01:29:46,751 --> 01:29:47,953
I don't know
what that means.

1668
01:29:50,556 --> 01:29:52,124
<i>Come on, man. Get up!</i>

1669
01:29:52,157 --> 01:29:53,158
Get up.

1670
01:29:54,259 --> 01:29:57,029
There are three things
I love in life.

1671
01:29:57,062 --> 01:30:01,833
Kickin' ass, TBD,
third thing here.

1672
01:30:05,837 --> 01:30:08,006
<i>Oof! Oh, shit!</i>

1673
01:30:09,707 --> 01:30:11,376
Activate death blow.

1674
01:30:11,410 --> 01:30:12,411
Bye, Guy.

1675
01:30:17,049 --> 01:30:19,151
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.

1676
01:30:21,285 --> 01:30:22,120
Get up!

1677
01:30:22,154 --> 01:30:24,923
Mom, he's coming in
with a death blow!

1678
01:30:27,826 --> 01:30:28,994
Get up, Guy.

1679
01:30:35,033 --> 01:30:36,101
Oh.

1680
01:30:38,103 --> 01:30:39,938
What the shit?

1681
01:30:47,379 --> 01:30:48,779
That was dope.

1682
01:31:04,830 --> 01:31:06,531
- Hold on. Is that...
- That's a...

1683
01:31:06,565 --> 01:31:09,767
Yes! That's a
lightsaber, Dude.

1684
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,336
Mm-hmm.

1685
01:31:16,008 --> 01:31:18,143
- Is that a lightsaber?
- It is.

1686
01:31:54,046 --> 01:31:55,047
Oh!

1687
01:32:01,453 --> 01:32:02,554
Guy!

1688
01:32:04,456 --> 01:32:05,957
Yes!

1689
01:32:05,991 --> 01:32:08,794
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.

1690
01:32:29,514 --> 01:32:30,515
There you go.

1691
01:32:31,249 --> 01:32:33,318
Do you see them
all now? Yeah?

1692
01:32:33,352 --> 01:32:34,686
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?

1693
01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:37,589
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.

1694
01:32:38,924 --> 01:32:40,659
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.

1695
01:32:40,692 --> 01:32:42,761
Just lots of little snacks.

1696
01:32:46,064 --> 01:32:49,768
Yeah, not a dancer. No.

1697
01:32:49,801 --> 01:32:51,603
Run free, better me.

1698
01:32:52,839 --> 01:32:54,272
Let's go.

1699
01:32:54,306 --> 01:32:55,774
Where are we going?

1700
01:32:55,808 --> 01:32:57,810
We can't let them
get across that bridge.

1701
01:32:57,844 --> 01:32:59,578
You wanna finish
this out with me?

1702
01:32:59,610 --> 01:33:02,815
Look, I don't even know what's going
on, but hell yes, I'm with you.

1703
01:33:02,849 --> 01:33:04,583
Ha-ha!

1704
01:33:04,615 --> 01:33:06,385
Let's go!

1705
01:33:31,476 --> 01:33:32,778
Antwan, come on, man.

1706
01:33:32,812 --> 01:33:35,279
What are we doing here?

1707
01:33:36,214 --> 01:33:37,916
Where are the servers
to <i>Free City 1?</i>

1708
01:33:37,949 --> 01:33:41,086
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?

1709
01:33:41,119 --> 01:33:44,824
If they get past that horizon to the
build, I lose everything!

1710
01:33:44,857 --> 01:33:46,258
Wait, so you did
steal their code.

1711
01:33:46,290 --> 01:33:48,828
Welcome to
the conversation, genius.

1712
01:33:48,861 --> 01:33:50,529
Now, where are
those servers?

1713
01:33:50,562 --> 01:33:52,097
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.

1714
01:33:52,130 --> 01:33:53,565
All these? This one?
Right, this one?

1715
01:33:53,598 --> 01:33:54,966
Yeah. How did you...

1716
01:34:01,373 --> 01:34:02,374
Run.

1717
01:34:07,212 --> 01:34:08,213
Antwan!

1718
01:34:18,523 --> 01:34:19,558
Stop!

1719
01:34:22,561 --> 01:34:23,863
Officer Johnny!

1720
01:34:23,896 --> 01:34:25,297
- Come on!
- Come on!

1721
01:34:28,366 --> 01:34:31,036
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?

1722
01:34:31,069 --> 01:34:32,137
I'm not gonna tell you.

1723
01:34:32,170 --> 01:34:33,238
You're just
gonna destroy it.

1724
01:34:33,271 --> 01:34:34,773
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.

1725
01:34:34,807 --> 01:34:38,109
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.

1726
01:34:38,143 --> 01:34:39,846
You didn't do shit.

1727
01:34:39,879 --> 01:34:43,014
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.

1728
01:34:43,415 --> 01:34:44,483
Security!

1729
01:34:44,516 --> 01:34:47,954
Please escort this former
employee off the premises.

1730
01:34:47,986 --> 01:34:50,021
He can call you
by your real name.

1731
01:35:09,441 --> 01:35:11,042
Guy!

1732
01:35:11,076 --> 01:35:12,979
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!

1733
01:35:13,011 --> 01:35:14,981
Go without me!

1734
01:35:15,013 --> 01:35:17,249
I've been scared
my whole damn life.

1735
01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:20,685
But I'm not scared anymore.

1736
01:35:23,856 --> 01:35:25,190
I'm sorry.

1737
01:35:25,790 --> 01:35:27,192
I'm not.

1738
01:35:29,928 --> 01:35:32,063
It's been the
best day of my life.

1739
01:35:32,697 --> 01:35:34,533
You get to that build.

1740
01:35:35,902 --> 01:35:37,469
You show 'em we matter.

1741
01:35:43,174 --> 01:35:47,880
That security guard right
there was a goddamn hero.

1742
01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:30,916
You did it!

1743
01:37:39,190 --> 01:37:40,960
Yes! Yes!

1744
01:37:40,993 --> 01:37:43,461
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!

1745
01:37:44,897 --> 01:37:46,464
Antwan, stop!

1746
01:37:47,133 --> 01:37:48,533
It's over.

1747
01:37:50,735 --> 01:37:52,337
He made it.

1748
01:37:52,370 --> 01:37:56,341
Got your game's original build
out there for everyone to see.

1749
01:37:56,374 --> 01:37:58,243
Probably win
your lawsuit, huh?

1750
01:37:58,811 --> 01:37:59,912
Looks likely.

1751
01:37:59,945 --> 01:38:01,413
Cool.

1752
01:38:01,446 --> 01:38:05,316
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.

1753
01:38:05,350 --> 01:38:08,087
Right here, I got
everything you care about.

1754
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:12,323
The sliver that's left of <i>Free City,</i>
all your little background friends...

1755
01:38:12,357 --> 01:38:14,793
including your
digital boyfriend.

1756
01:38:15,660 --> 01:38:17,595
Last server.

1757
01:38:17,628 --> 01:38:22,901
Look, I just want the world that
I built and the people in it.

1758
01:38:22,935 --> 01:38:24,569
What's in it for Antwan?

1759
01:38:24,602 --> 01:38:25,805
Everything else.

1760
01:38:25,838 --> 01:38:27,638
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.

1761
01:38:27,672 --> 01:38:30,109
You have the rights to our
code, keep all the profits...

1762
01:38:30,142 --> 01:38:32,243
just give me
what's left of <i>Free City.</i>

1763
01:38:32,276 --> 01:38:34,278
Let me build my
own world from there.

1764
01:38:34,312 --> 01:38:38,150
What about <i>Free City 2?</i>
<i>Free City 3?</i>

1765
01:38:38,184 --> 01:38:39,684
And all pursuant spin-offs?

1766
01:38:39,718 --> 01:38:42,787
All yours.
Just put down the axe.

1767
01:38:42,822 --> 01:38:45,457
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal

1768
01:38:45,490 --> 01:38:47,926
in the history of
dumb deals, right?

1769
01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:50,361
I mean, you're talking about
giving up millions of dollars.

1770
01:38:50,395 --> 01:38:52,464
Why would anyone do that?

1771
01:38:52,497 --> 01:38:54,867
'Cause Keys and I
made something great.

1772
01:38:56,902 --> 01:39:00,005
And I don't need money or
fame to prove that to myself.

1773
01:39:00,039 --> 01:39:02,975
I'm done playing
your game, Antwan.

1774
01:39:05,211 --> 01:39:07,512
It's time I played mine.

1775
01:39:08,646 --> 01:39:09,882
Deal?

1776
01:39:18,924 --> 01:39:21,227
<i>Popping today
and not in a good way.</i>

1777
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:23,762
<i>Sales for</i> Free City 2
<i>continue to slip...</i>

1778
01:39:23,795 --> 01:39:28,200
<i>with numerous reports of bugs in
the code and lagging online play.</i>

1779
01:39:28,235 --> 01:39:30,568
<i>Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik</i>

1780
01:39:30,602 --> 01:39:32,004
<i>finds himself
in the crosshairs.</i>

1781
01:39:32,037 --> 01:39:33,404
Crosshairs.

1782
01:39:33,438 --> 01:39:35,240
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.

1783
01:39:35,273 --> 01:39:36,674
We're too busy to gloat.

1784
01:39:36,708 --> 01:39:38,576
<i>I'm a victim! I'm a victim!</i>

1785
01:39:38,609 --> 01:39:40,512
Speaking of busy,
we just doubled

1786
01:39:40,545 --> 01:39:42,781
the amount of unique
visitors we can handle.

1787
01:39:42,815 --> 01:39:43,715
It's amazing.

1788
01:39:43,748 --> 01:39:45,416
Who'd have thought
that so many people...

1789
01:39:45,450 --> 01:39:48,486
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?

1790
01:39:48,954 --> 01:39:50,055
Hmm...

1791
01:39:50,923 --> 01:39:51,991
Oh, yeah, we did.

1792
01:39:52,024 --> 01:39:53,792
Yeah.

1793
01:39:54,827 --> 01:39:57,762
You know,
you're pretty cute when you brag.

1794
01:39:57,796 --> 01:39:58,864
<i>Antwan out!</i>

1795
01:39:58,898 --> 01:40:00,631
<i>Meanwhile,</i>
<i>the game</i> Free Life

1796
01:40:00,665 --> 01:40:03,135
<i>is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.</i>

1797
01:40:03,169 --> 01:40:06,571
<i>Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game...</i>

1798
01:40:06,604 --> 01:40:09,842
<i>where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...</i>

1799
01:40:09,875 --> 01:40:13,145
<i>and is now no longer in the
background, a digital friend.</i>

1800
01:40:13,179 --> 01:40:14,379
Uh, hey, Mills...

1801
01:40:16,548 --> 01:40:18,984
Do you wanna come
grab a coffee with me?

1802
01:40:19,018 --> 01:40:21,519
Actually, I'm gonna jump
back into the game.

1803
01:40:23,189 --> 01:40:25,557
- Oh.
- Coffee?

1804
01:40:25,590 --> 01:40:28,027
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

1805
01:40:28,060 --> 01:40:29,627
I'll just, uh, grab you one.

1806
01:40:30,129 --> 01:40:31,230
Oh, Keys, uh...

1807
01:40:31,263 --> 01:40:32,965
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

1808
01:40:32,998 --> 01:40:34,033
Yeah.

1809
01:40:44,243 --> 01:40:46,644
Hi, Randy. Milton.

1810
01:40:49,048 --> 01:40:50,782
Hmm.

1811
01:40:50,816 --> 01:40:52,483
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.

1812
01:40:53,785 --> 01:40:56,255
Yeah, life has
been pretty crazy lately.

1813
01:40:56,288 --> 01:40:57,522
You should see it in here.

1814
01:40:57,555 --> 01:40:59,925
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.

1815
01:40:59,959 --> 01:41:01,726
Wow.

1816
01:41:04,129 --> 01:41:05,130
Hey, guys.

1817
01:41:15,174 --> 01:41:17,142
Look, Guy...

1818
01:41:17,176 --> 01:41:19,510
Wow, this is harder
than I thought.

1819
01:41:20,112 --> 01:41:21,847
Then let me do it for you.

1820
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:24,116
Guy...

1821
01:41:26,784 --> 01:41:30,122
you are dreamy.

1822
01:41:31,656 --> 01:41:36,228
Your taste in blue shirts and
five-octave musical superstars...

1823
01:41:36,261 --> 01:41:40,531
it's deeply, deeply
attractive to me.

1824
01:41:40,565 --> 01:41:43,102
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.

1825
01:41:43,135 --> 01:41:48,473
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.

1826
01:41:53,012 --> 01:41:55,580
See? Was that so hard?

1827
01:41:56,447 --> 01:41:58,516
So, what are you gonna do?

1828
01:41:59,318 --> 01:42:02,021
Anything I want.
Thanks to you.

1829
01:42:03,322 --> 01:42:05,057
I'm not stuck
in a loop anymore.

1830
01:42:05,090 --> 01:42:06,691
Neither are you.

1831
01:42:08,994 --> 01:42:11,663
I love you, Millie.

1832
01:42:11,696 --> 01:42:15,134
Maybe that is my programming
talking, but guess what?

1833
01:42:16,434 --> 01:42:18,804
Someone wrote that program.

1834
01:42:20,772 --> 01:42:23,008
I'm just a love letter to you.

1835
01:42:23,842 --> 01:42:26,577
Somewhere out there
is the author.

1836
01:42:44,296 --> 01:42:48,200
<i>You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.</i>

1837
01:42:48,233 --> 01:42:50,501
<i>And he was alive because
he met the one person</i>

1838
01:42:50,535 --> 01:42:52,271
<i>he'd been waiting for
his whole life.</i>

1839
01:42:52,304 --> 01:42:55,673
And I had to make it
realistic, so...

1840
01:42:56,674 --> 01:42:58,743
I based it off of...

1841
01:43:00,379 --> 01:43:01,579
you.

1842
01:43:03,514 --> 01:43:05,650
The woman of his dreams...

1843
01:43:08,287 --> 01:43:09,989
she was the same as mine.

1844
01:43:10,022 --> 01:43:13,558
<i>So she liked bubble gum
ice cream and swing sets...</i>

1845
01:43:13,591 --> 01:43:17,562
<i>and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit...</i>

1846
01:43:17,595 --> 01:43:21,033
<i>of always humming this
classic Mariah Carey track.</i>

1847
01:43:21,066 --> 01:43:24,502
<i>Like, all the time,
she would... repeat.</i>

1848
01:43:27,505 --> 01:43:28,706
Finally!

1849
01:43:35,347 --> 01:43:36,547
Keys!

1850
01:43:44,522 --> 01:43:46,258
What are you...

1851
01:44:27,199 --> 01:44:29,068
You okay, little guy Guy?

1852
01:44:29,101 --> 01:44:30,836
You seem adjective.

1853
01:44:30,869 --> 01:44:33,671
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.

1854
01:44:33,704 --> 01:44:35,541
Thank you. That was nice.

1855
01:44:35,573 --> 01:44:39,144
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.

1856
01:44:40,546 --> 01:44:42,481
I just miss my best friend.

1857
01:44:43,849 --> 01:44:46,952
We used to do the same walk
together every day.

1858
01:44:46,985 --> 01:44:50,522
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.

1859
01:44:50,556 --> 01:44:52,157
I can bench press
a sentence.

1860
01:44:52,191 --> 01:44:55,861
Yeah, that's totally
not the same thing at all.

1861
01:44:55,894 --> 01:44:58,163
Harder laughter!

1862
01:44:58,931 --> 01:44:59,965
Oh...

1863
01:44:59,998 --> 01:45:01,133
Guy?

1864
01:45:03,701 --> 01:45:05,670
- Buddy!
- No!

1865
01:45:05,703 --> 01:45:06,939
Oh, my God! Guy!

1866
01:45:06,972 --> 01:45:08,540
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!

1867
01:45:08,574 --> 01:45:09,908
You didn't!

1868
01:45:09,942 --> 01:45:11,944
One minute, I'm running on
a crazy bridge to nowhere...

1869
01:45:11,977 --> 01:45:14,278
thinkin' my sweet
mundane life is over.

1870
01:45:14,313 --> 01:45:17,082
The next minute, I'm like
in some type of flyin'...

1871
01:45:17,116 --> 01:45:19,218
and some like fairy dust,
pixie dust...

1872
01:45:19,251 --> 01:45:23,355
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.

1873
01:45:23,388 --> 01:45:25,958
Man, I love it here.

1874
01:45:25,991 --> 01:45:28,527
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.

1875
01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:29,928
Now, it might sound weird...

1876
01:45:29,962 --> 01:45:33,365
I took a piggyback ride on a
half-dude and a half-horse...

1877
01:45:33,398 --> 01:45:35,700
whatever a centaur
is, I did it.

1878
01:45:35,733 --> 01:45:37,269
I rode a dude, too!

1879
01:45:37,301 --> 01:45:38,570
Friendly gesture!

1880
01:45:38,604 --> 01:45:40,272
So friendly!

1881
01:45:40,304 --> 01:45:41,706
Come on, bring it in!

1882
01:45:41,739 --> 01:45:43,075
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!

1883
01:45:43,108 --> 01:45:44,543
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!

1884
01:45:44,576 --> 01:45:45,811
- You come here!
- I'm coming to you!

1885
01:45:45,844 --> 01:45:47,579
I'm reeling you in.
I'm reeling you in.

1886
01:45:50,715 --> 01:45:52,384
Buddy, I missed you!

1887
01:45:52,417 --> 01:45:54,419
Hey, so where's the bank?

1888
01:45:55,821 --> 01:45:57,322
There is no bank.

1889
01:45:57,356 --> 01:45:58,824
So what do we do?

1890
01:45:58,857 --> 01:46:01,093
Whatever we want.

1891
01:46:09,835 --> 01:46:11,837
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.