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[echoing shouts]
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♪ In yo face Smash through the
glass As the fireworks blast ♪
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♪ Shaggy the clown
Here to murder some ass ♪
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♪ I be the strangler
Known coast to coast... ♪
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[woman] The Gathering
of the Juggalos.
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It's an annual weeklong
music festival
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for fans of the band
Insane Clown Posse.
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It's kind of like
a fun county fair,
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where you could also
potentially be stabbed.
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This is me.
I'm a senior-level VP
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at a hedge fund
in New Jersey.
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I like Beyoncé
and a frisky pinot noir.
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I don't belong at this place.
I belong at the Admirals Club at JFK.
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So, how exactly
did I wind up here?
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And why am I wearing open-toed
shoes at this nightmare carnival?
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Because I was trying
to do something nice for once.
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♪ Something special for you ♪
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♪ We got you covered, homey ♪
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♪ Something exclusive
For you ♪
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[vacuum whirring]
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[inhales]
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[machine whirring]
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[phones ringing]
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Hey, Kate? Um, would it be all right
if I left a little early today?
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My brother's moving in with me,
and I want to be there to help him.
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How old is your brother?
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Forty-five.
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And you're letting him
move back in with you?
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Uh...
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It's kind of a busy day.
I think I'm gonna need you here, Barb.
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Fine. Well,
if you need me,
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I'll be down the hall getting the
cake ready for Sarah's shower.
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There's a cake?
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Yeah.
And it's beautiful.
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[chuckles] So,
I'll be out for two months.
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Then I'm hiring a live-in,
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and I'll be back,
part-time to start,
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which should sync with when the
Parsons account is up and running.
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So, I was thinking, if you guys
could prepare all of the documents--
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Oh, you don't have to worry about the
Parsons account. I took you off of that.
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[chuckles]
What?
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- I took you off of it.
- Why would you do that?
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'Cause you're having a baby.
It doesn't make any sense.
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- You're probably not even coming back.
- I am coming back.
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And you can't fire me,
Kate. It's illegal.
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I'm not. I'm just saying
your pregnancy is high-risk.
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It's considered geriatric.
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No one invited you here.
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It's a company baby shower.
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I can come.
[sighs]
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[chatter resumes]
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What is this? Is this Carvel?
It's really good.
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It was really good.
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Um, excuse me, Kate?
I just wanted to introduce myself.
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Did you think I was being
a bitch in there?
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Oh, um,
I don't know.
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But I did read an article
about corporate body language
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that said you can get more
people to agree with you
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by opening your arms and torso
while addressing a group.
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Like this.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, I'm Erin Flemmings. I'm the new financial analyst.
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I just want to say I think it's so
impressive how quickly you rose to SVP.
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- How did you do it?
- By working my ass off nonstop.
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- Oh, okay.
- Also, the guy ahead of me had to take some time off
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'cause his kid was found hurting
dogs in the neighborhood.
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It was sad for Dan,
but it worked out for me.
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That's Dan right there.
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Just make this job
your only focus.
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You're not here to make
friends or celebrate birthdays,
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even if technically you can't stop
other people from celebrating theirs.
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And do not get pregnant,
whatever you do.
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Use two condoms
if you have to.
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Oh, you're actually not
supposed to use two condoms.
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It's way less effective
than using one.
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Well, whatever.
Sarah chose to have children,
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which means she chose
to opt out.
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Her career is over.
It's over, whether she knows it or not.
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Oh.
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- Hey, girl.
- Fuck you, Kate.
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Yeah.
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[trash can slams]
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That's it.
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Good luck.
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[bottle squeaks]
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Oh, hey, Kate?
I just got word that the Blackburn pitch
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got moved to next week.
Should I e-mail Dan as well?
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No, I'm handling that on my own.
Dan's still messed up from his kid thing.
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Oh, also, your brother called.
Tell him I'll call him back.
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No, he told me to tell you you've
been saying that for two weeks now,
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and he really needs to speak to you.
Fine, get him on the phone.
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He actually, uh...
He said you don't have to call him back.
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But he needs you to go
to his house later.
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He told me to tell you
it's important.
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- Fine. Get me his address.
- Oka-- You don't know your brother's address?
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No, Barb, I don't,
because he doesn't live with me.
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[sighs]
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[woman on radio] ...soared
more than 600 percent...
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[man on radio] ...final hour of
the trading day, the S&P 500...
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[man] ...and the estimates in
herding per share. And in agri--
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[woman] ...have climbed six percent,
bringing the year to date loss--
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[man continues on radio]
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[ice tinkling]
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[clock ticking]
[spits liquid]
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So, what's up?
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Are you and Cheryl
getting a divorce?
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I didn't want to say anything,
but I kind of saw it coming.
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Nope.
Cheryl and I are doing fine.
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Oh, good.
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We need you
to watch Maddie.
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I'm sorry. Who?
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Maddie.
Your niece?
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Oh, I would,
but I'm just really busy right now.
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We're kind of going through
a tough time, too, Kate.
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Um, Cheryl's mom
is not doing so well.
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So, we're driving to Red Bank
today to move her into hospice.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it serious?
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Yeah, that's what hospice is.
It is for people who are dying.
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But Cheryl's having a real
tough time of it. So, can you?
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We've asked everyone.
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We'll be back tomorrow night.
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- What about Dad?
- You know Dad can't help.
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[Cheryl] Joe? You can't just leave
your towels in the hamper, okay?
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They grow mold.
Ah, sorry.
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Let me guess.
She's busy.
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Hi, Cheryl.
Hi.
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So sorry to hear
about your mom.
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Oh, that's...
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Thanks, but we knew
this was coming, so...
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Please, Kate.
It's just one night.
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No.
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[Cheryl] And here's our cell numbers.
And this is the address
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of where we're gonna be
staying tonight, the hotel.
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She also has this Spring
Fling dance on Friday.
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So if you could take her shopping
for a dress, that would be great.
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We'll pay you back.
Just nothing over like, $60.
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And those things on the list,
she can't eat them, so...
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She has allergies?
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Oh, no,
they're not allergies.
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They're, um,
just sensitivities.
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Does she die?
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Maybe I should just go by myself?
No.
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Sweetie, no.
Kate's got this. Right?
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I, um...
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I don't know
what that means.
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I'm gonna need you
to say yes or no.
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[Kate] Yes.
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I will watch...
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M... Mad...
Maddie.
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- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Great.
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She needs to be picked up
from ballet at 6:00.
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Tonight?
Oh, my apartment's not kid-ready.
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It's all
clean lines and--
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We were kind of hoping
you could stay here.
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You know,
be near Maddie's school.
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You want me
to move in here?
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Oh, my God!
What, you can't stay here for one night?
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My mother will never live
in her house again!
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[door slams] Okay,
so you got our numbers.
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If you need anything, just give us a call.
Okay? You got this.
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Uh, we got fajita fixin's
in the fridge. Go nuts.
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[door closes]
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[dog barks]
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[car engine starts]
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Ohh.
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[sniffs] Ohh. Ohh.
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[woman] Oh!
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Hi. Hi. Sorry.
You can't do that.
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Yeah, when you left earlier,
you left the garage door up,
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and there's a lot of
little kids running around.
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And it's gonna come down
and it's gonna, you know...
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It's a death trap, so...
just close it in the future.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, this street gets really busy.
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And people drive so fast.
So we all kind of watch each other's kids.
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Oh, hello. I'm Jill.
Hi. I live right here.
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Been here about
four years.
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School district...
can't be beat.
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You go like,
three towns over,
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and it's like a third-world country.
Mm-hmm.
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But ours is great,
so that's what matters.
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Shh.
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Okay. I, um...
If you're staying long,
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um, some of the moms
get together,
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- do a Wednesday night potluck.
- [phone dings]
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- You know, simple stuff.
- Oh, shit.
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Wine,
casserole, dip.
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Okay.
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[tires screech]
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[thunder rumbles] Oh!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Shit.
[bangs on door]
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Closed?
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Okay.
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[grunts]
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[Kate]
Maddie?
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I'm your aunt. I'm Kate.
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- I know.
- What are you doing?
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Karate.
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Okay. Let's go.
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Bye, Sensei Pete.
Later, Maddie.
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I'm sorry.
I was late to get her,
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and I think she snuck
in here from ballet.
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No, she comes in here
every Tuesday.
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She's so enthusiastic about it,
I just let her participate.
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Okay, thanks. Bye.
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Uh, do you have a second?
I'd like you to fill out an order form
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for her to be in the proper karate attire.
That's okay?
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- Oh, no. I'm not her mom.
- That's fine. It'll only take two seconds.
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You know, I just really
don't want to.
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So you like
chicken Parm.
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Look, I have a lot going
on at work right now.
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So if you leave me alone to do
what it is that I need to do,
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I'll leave you alone
to do...
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whatever it is
that you do.
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Practice my back kicks.
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Sure.
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So, what?
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You hate ballet,
but your mother makes you go?
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My mom makes me do it,
and I don't want to.
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That's what I just said.
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They say I need
to have more girlfriends,
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that I'm not trying
hard enough, like...
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No, I know.
Middle school is really the worst.
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You hated it, too?
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I was a...
I was an awkward kid.
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But then everything got better,
and you're fine now?
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Mm-mm. No.
No, I wouldn't say that.
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I'm still not great
in group settings.
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I have a habit of saying things
that everyone is thinking,
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but then someone is always
like, "Why did you say that?"
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So I'm usually in this place
where I hate myself.
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But I still think I'm better
than everybody else, you know?
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So, look, you've probably got
a few shit years ahead of you.
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But loser kids often become
very successful people.
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So, you know...
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At cheerleading, they put me
at the bottom of the pyramids
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and make "moo" sounds
when they climb on me.
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What?
The noise a cow makes.
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No, I know what
noise a cow makes.
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You're not doing that
anymore.
240
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,147
Really?
You're not a meat stool.
241
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,115
Have some dignity.
242
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,118
Take control
of your life.
243
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,628
Hi. Yeah, just fill it up.
Thank you.
244
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,464
Can I have money
for snacks?
245
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,500
You just had an entire
chicken Parm meal.
246
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,403
I have to have snacks
Monday through Friday.
247
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,305
I have to have snacks
for school,
248
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:38,076
snacks for after school,
snacks for TV watching,
249
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,912
snacks for just...
when I feel like snacking.
250
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,480
I have to have
my snacks.
251
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,316
Okay. Fine.
252
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,322
Just... obey your
food sensitivities.
253
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,325
My what? I don't know.
Just get whatever you want.
254
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,001
[door bell dings]
255
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,185
Yo, I like your style.
You're mad hot.
256
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,024
- What?
- Oh, no disrespect, little mommy.
257
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,792
I like a girl
who snacks hard.
258
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,494
I eat mad gummies
all day.
259
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,196
Yeah. I like gummies.
260
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,365
What's your name?
261
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,100
Maddie.
262
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,270
What's yours?
263
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,206
Dennis. My friends
all call me Baby Joker.
264
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,709
Cool.
265
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,520
- You like music?
- Yeah.
266
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,789
What kind you like?
267
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,391
All kinds.
I like all of it.
268
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,696
That's cool, that's cool.
You go to concerts?
269
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,764
Yeah, sometimes.
270
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,132
Which ones?
271
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,402
Um... I forget.
272
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,838
That's cool, that's cool.
273
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,073
[cell phone dings]
274
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,310
Oh, shit.
275
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,479
[rings]
276
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,114
Henry?
[indistinct chatter]
277
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,682
Hi. Uh-huh. Yeah.
278
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,617
I can have those slides
over to you in an hour.
279
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,585
Yeah.
280
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,622
Them purple ones?
Mm-hmm.
281
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,425
There's a story behind those.
A history.
282
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,094
What's the story?
283
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,831
You notice how they were gone?
Like, they went extinct?
284
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,866
They were nowhere to be found?
Mm-hmm.
285
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,603
I wrote to the company for
them to restock the gummies.
286
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,006
Months later, they're back in store.
That was me.
287
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,374
That was me.
Wow.
288
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,876
Yours truly. Baby Joker.
I wrote that.
289
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,544
Yeah. I probably
would've, too.
290
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,380
I was looking into the
future and I was like,
291
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,048
"Man, one day I'm gonna
have my babies,
292
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,650
and they're not gonna be
able to have those snacks."
293
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,587
So I was like,
"I'm gonna..." Oh, thank you.
294
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,741
[Kate] It's so funny. I was driving,
and then you weren't in the car.
295
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,577
So... don't tell
your mom about this.
296
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,578
[Maddie] Okay.
297
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,218
[cell phone ringing]
298
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,486
[beep]
299
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,357
[cell phone ringing]
300
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,825
Yeah, hi.
What?
301
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,927
Hey, I'm just checking in.
What's going on?
302
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,897
I'm just working on my presentation.
The pitch got moved up.
303
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,766
I meant with Maddie.
What... What's she doing?
304
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:52,103
Uh, I don't know.
What do you mean? Where is she?
305
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:55,073
I mean, she's here.
I just don't know what she's doing.
306
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,274
She's...
307
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,242
[grunting]
308
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,845
She's fighting with trees.
309
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,614
[howls] Oh,
now she's pretending to be a wolf.
310
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,951
Okay, so she's playing.
You can just say that she's playing.
311
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,454
All right?
You picked her up from ballet okay?
312
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,924
Yeah. By the way, you're really throwing
your money down the drain there.
313
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,293
Oh, come on. Don't be mean, Kate.
She's there to make friends.
314
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,196
Yeah, I just really think she'd
prefer to make friends in karate.
315
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,731
Karate?
No, she's not into that.
316
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,133
Karate is for boys.
317
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,570
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
318
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,939
So, Kate, um,
I'm sorry about this.
319
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,642
But actually, we're gonna need you
to stay just a little bit longer.
320
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,645
Cheryl, I can't do that.
That was not part of our agreement.
321
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,714
I know.
I understand that, Kate.
322
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,816
But there's just a lot more
to do here than we thought.
323
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,586
So maybe you could just stay
till the end of the week maybe
324
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,287
and we could pick her up
on Friday after the dance?
325
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,456
I mean... no!
326
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,158
[whispers indistinctly]
327
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,627
Hey, Kate? We don't have a
lot of options here right now.
328
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,563
Okay? Look, I mean,
you know, I wish we did.
329
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,499
I wish I could just
wave a magic wand Joe...
330
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,268
and make Memaw feel better,
but I can't, okay?
331
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,737
[crying] Cheryl's really having
a hard time with all this.
332
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,406
We're...
We're begging you, okay?
333
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,976
Will you please take Maddie
for just a few more days?
334
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,512
We are moving a lifetime of
memories here in this house!
335
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,814
Okay, just stop.
Just stop! It's all right.
336
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,182
Joe, I'll watch her.
337
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,984
Thank you, Kate.
Thank you.
338
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,418
I gotta go.
339
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,990
All right, you take a break.
Go take a break.
340
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,894
Aah!
Honey!
341
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,596
It's my mom!
342
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,505
Your parents aren't
coming home until Friday.
343
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,808
So that means I'm gonna need
you to be very responsible,
344
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,644
and I'm gonna need you
to be very professional.
345
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,945
Do we have an understanding?
346
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,718
Um, Kate?
What?
347
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,722
- I was, um--
- Spit it out.
348
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,058
Can I have a friend over
after school tomorrow?
349
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,061
Is it a nice friend,
or is it one of those cheerleader bitches?
350
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,396
It's a nice friend.
351
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,631
Fine. Whatever.
352
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,467
Thanks, Kate.
You're pretty cool.
353
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,373
[scraping]
354
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,312
Why are you eating it
like that?
355
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,381
I just like the salt.
356
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,819
Please leave me alone.
357
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,659
[cell phone alarm ringing]
358
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,930
Maddie! Maddie, wake up!
We gotta go!
359
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,065
We gotta go!
360
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,935
Okay, good.
361
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,804
[Kate]
Go. Go, go, go.
362
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,077
Go!
363
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,812
Okay.
364
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,082
[starts engine]
365
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,550
[tires screech]
366
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,085
What are you doing?
367
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,520
[Kate] What is she doing?
368
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,123
Yeah, yeah, hi.
I thought I was clear before
369
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,126
when I said that we keep our
garage doors down for our kids.
370
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,895
Okay, well, we can...
I can do that right now.
371
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,464
You can't.
The clicker doesn't work.
372
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,132
I can't.
The clicker doesn't work.
373
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,468
Uh, so get it fixed. Okay?
374
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,638
And in general,
just slow way down.
375
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,406
Time to put
your mommy hat on.
376
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,775
Yeah? Well, it's time
you put some pants on.
377
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,543
Because I can see
your pussy.
378
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,449
[Kate] Have a great day.
379
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,826
[Kate] Okay, bye.
[Maddie] Um, but this isn't my school.
380
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,895
It's not?
No. Mine's down the street.
381
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,331
Okay, I'm really sorry,
but you gotta get out and walk
382
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,732
because I'm very late.
383
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,673
[car alarm beeps]
384
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,076
I really like it here
so far.
385
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,577
Everybody's so nice.
386
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,348
Yeah. Yeah.
It's great you think that.
387
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,417
Shit, shit.
Are they here?
388
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,021
Oh, hello, gentlemen.
389
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,191
Sorry I'm late. I had a...
had a family emergency.
390
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,492
Hmm.
391
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,962
Actually, it was a death.
392
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,165
It was a death.
They're dying as we speak.
393
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,500
If you'd like,
we could call the dying person
394
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,937
and blame them for holding up our meeting.
Would you like that?
395
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,773
Just call the dying person
and ask them to wrap it up?
396
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,044
Okay, let's go have a seat,
sit down. Shall we?
397
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,045
Yeah.
All right.
398
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,186
[Jill] Hey!
You're staying longer.
399
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:39,056
Let's think about getting
that garage door fixed, okay?
400
00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,559
Yeah, okay. Maybe.
401
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,561
Also, it's trash night.
402
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,863
It's... It's what?
It's trash night.
403
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:49,567
Might want to think about
putting your trash out as well.
404
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,136
Where?
Gotta roll the cans.
405
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:56,741
Roll the cans to the street
for the garbage men. Okay?
406
00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:01,679
You gotta do it. You gotta do it.
'Cause the raccoons come.
407
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,115
And the raccoons
bring ticks.
408
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,752
And there's no cure
for Lyme disease.
409
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,099
[slurping]
410
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,105
- [Maddie] Eww!
- Maddie?
411
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,509
What are you doing?
412
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,711
This is my friend
I was telling you about.
413
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,679
Baby Joker.
What's up?
414
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,716
What is on your face?
415
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,285
Oh, it's juggalo paint.
B.J. showed me.
416
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,620
We're juggalos.
417
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,755
Go wash it off. Okay?
418
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,291
Go wash it off.
419
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,627
And I think it's time
for your friend to go home.
420
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,529
But can't he stay
for dinner?
421
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,698
His mom probably
wants him home?
422
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,634
Nah, my mom works night shifts
at the hospital.
423
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,036
I'm good. I snagged
some taquitos from work.
424
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:02,072
Ooh, snack time every time.
You never catch me hungry.
425
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,808
Hey, nom-nom-nom.
426
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,876
Want some of this?
Yeah.
427
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,612
Got you two.
They're good, man.
428
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,481
Them puppies are good.
429
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,116
Hey. Yeah,
that's what...
430
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,851
Hey, I like that.
431
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,621
No. Oh, she did
the mustache!
432
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,758
So, Baby Joker,
you say you're a gigolo.
433
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,993
Oh, no, no, no.
Juggalo.
434
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,831
We're fans of the band.
Insane Clown Posse.
435
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,732
Juggalos are all about,
like, no judgment.
436
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,568
Because everybody's a freak
at their core.
437
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,236
Juggalos are a family.
438
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,505
A family of freaks.
We get a bad rap...
439
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,107
because some juggalos be beating
kids up with monkey wrenches
440
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,410
or burning down schools
and shit, but...
441
00:24:39,412 --> 00:24:41,479
but real juggalos
help people.
442
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,848
We live and die
by the juggalo code:
443
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,683
Better respect
or suck a dick.
444
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,118
- Whoop, whoop!
- Whoop, whoop!
445
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,253
Ha!
446
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:54,291
Oh, my mom
just got off her shift.
447
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,760
I'm gonna go pick her up so
she don't have to take the bus.
448
00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,196
Uh, how much is this?
449
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,967
- I got it.
- Hey, thanks.
450
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,935
Later, Maddie.
Bye, B.J.
451
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,074
Where did you meet
that boy?
452
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:11,942
At the gas station.
453
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,278
When you left me.
454
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,549
I don't know if he's the
best friend pick for you.
455
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:19,984
You might want
to keep looking.
456
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,052
[gasps] You're being
just like my mom!
457
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,188
She wants me to have
stupid girlfriends,
458
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,390
even though they all hate me
and put me on the shit list.
459
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,392
The what?
460
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,829
The girls in my grade
made a list of all the girls
461
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,631
who look and smell like shit.
462
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,234
Then posted it
all over school.
463
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,371
I came in second.
464
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,142
[Kate] Why does it say
"Maddie Beef"?
465
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,179
I farted in gym once,
466
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:52,750
so Tim Pizzouli
told everyone I beefed.
467
00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:56,921
Well, at least
you're not number one.
468
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,856
Tara Gavinski
got number one.
469
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,257
See? There you go.
470
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,612
She has cerebral palsy.
471
00:26:04,613 --> 00:26:06,063
Who wrote this? Girls from school.
You don't know them.
472
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,431
Obviously
I don't know them.
473
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,832
Show me a picture.
474
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,203
Let me see it.
Mm-hmm.
475
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:15,739
That's Kylie Matthews.
Mm-hmm.
476
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,275
Mackenzie Cohen.
Yes?
477
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,411
And Tamara Yushi.
478
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,780
None of these girls have any
business making fun of anyone.
479
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,716
This one right here
with the boobs,
480
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,451
she probably thinks
she's hot shit right now.
481
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,954
But wait a few years.
She'll be a fucking whale.
482
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:33,424
And this one...
This...
483
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,960
This girl has lazy eye.
484
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:39,196
Come on.
These girls are dogs.
485
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,166
And you don't smell
like shit.
486
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,036
Can I go get an ice pop?
487
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:47,471
Yeah.
488
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,729
Do you want a makeover?
489
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:13,897
No, thanks.
490
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,166
What do you mean,
no, thanks?
491
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:19,169
Just... no, thanks.
I'm not interested.
492
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,605
You're gonna get
a makeover.
493
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,240
No. Please.
494
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,509
It'll be fun.
495
00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:28,112
What is this?
Self-tanner.
496
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,514
I don't need to be tan.
I'm an indoor kid.
497
00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:31,915
We're gonna change that.
498
00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,352
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it.
499
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,088
I'm just gonna clean up...
500
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,124
I'm gonna clean up
a few stragglers.
501
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,626
Um, yeah, I don't...
I don't...
502
00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:44,261
It's fine. You'll thank me.
503
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,030
Okay, here we go.
Here we go. Okay.
504
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:49,099
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Why would you do that?
505
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,201
[laughs]
Why are you laughing?
506
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,771
Just... Shh.
I'm shutting it down!
507
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,372
I like this one.
508
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,876
No, no.
That's deodorant.
509
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,544
Did you buy
all this stuff?
510
00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,047
Yeah. Yeah,
when I started making a lot of money,
511
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:06,450
I fell pretty hard
into consumerism.
512
00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:09,286
This is my warrior's cloak.
I got it from Lord Keith
513
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,288
at Medieval Times
on my birthday.
514
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,957
This is my weapons of nature
collection.
515
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,261
This one defeats demons.
516
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,830
[howls]
517
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,198
[Kate]
It just happens.
518
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,401
You can either eat
and have a nice face,
519
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:28,405
or you have a tight ass and
you look like the Crypt Keeper.
520
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:31,041
Not now, but someday,
you're gonna have to pick.
521
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,811
It's either your face
or your ass.
522
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,048
[Kate] This is
my dating profile.
523
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,751
I'm not on it that often.
This is why.
524
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:41,985
Ugh.
525
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,287
How's it look?
526
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,824
[Kate] Oh, wow.
527
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,260
Maybe I should use some more
to balance it out.
528
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,263
Please don't.
Get in the shower. Scrub.
529
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,200
The thing is, with bullies,
you just gotta fight back.
530
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:59,069
Fight back, or they're
gonna keep going.
531
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,505
[grunts]
You gotta fight back.
532
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:05,109
Fight back and take down
those lazy-eyed bitches. Ha!
533
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:08,112
I could put a spell on them
so they become wolves.
534
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:12,182
Maybe. I think if you want
to get off the shit list,
535
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,284
you're gonna have to stop
turning magic tricks.
536
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,587
Magic is my passion.
537
00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,594
[school bell rings]
538
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,637
Hyah!
[grunts]
539
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:45,616
Hey, Dan.
540
00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:47,918
How's it going?
541
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,486
Good. How are you?
542
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,054
Good.
543
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,892
How's everything going
with... Lucas?
544
00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:58,395
It's Liam.
And he's doing fine.
545
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,732
So all the counseling stuff
worked out?
546
00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:03,567
Yeah, it actually did.
547
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:04,835
Thank you for asking.
548
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:07,104
We had a few families
move away,
549
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,072
and things seem to have
calmed down now.
550
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:10,641
So it's a relief.
551
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,477
Good.
Yeah.
552
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,612
So do you have to go around
and meet all the new families
553
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,015
that move into the neighborhood?
What do you mean?
554
00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:21,351
You know, like when someone in your
situation moves into the neighborhood,
555
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,020
they have to go introduce
themselves to all the--
556
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,956
My son is not
a sex offender.
557
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,493
Good. Good.
558
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,995
Hey, Kate, I have those
projections you asked for.
559
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,530
Thank you.
I'll be right there.
560
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:36,366
Glad to hear things are
going well, Dan.
561
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,136
So... Victus. I've been trying
to score these guys for months.
562
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,138
They're the largest pharma
company on the east coast.
563
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,372
[Barb] Hey, Kate?
Yeah?
564
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,041
A middle school's
on the phone.
565
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,442
Something about
a Maddie?
566
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,711
What do they want?
To talk to you.
567
00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:48,846
About what?
568
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,047
[sighs]
569
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,816
I didn't ask.
570
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,718
Barb, just take a message.
Okay.
571
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,888
I've been trying to get in
front of these guys for a while.
572
00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:00,157
But they're all mostly alcoholics
going through divorces,
573
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:03,660
so it's been very difficult
to get anybody on the phone.
574
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:07,197
Um, you know, I'm... Excuse me.
I just have to run to the restroom.
575
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,699
Sure.
Be right back.
576
00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:11,235
Get that school back on
the phone for me right now.
577
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:15,239
[Barb] Got it.
On line one.
578
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,808
Hi. Yeah, I just got a call
from you guys. What's up?
579
00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:21,411
[woman] Hello, we had an incident
today with Maddie. Can you come in?
580
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:25,249
Um, I...
I can do like, 8:00 or 8:30.
581
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,184
No, someone needs
to come right now.
582
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:30,087
Uh... I mean...
583
00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,622
I could be there by 1:00.
584
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:35,726
Is she okay? That's fine.
We'll see you at 1:00.
585
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:36,894
[phone clicks]
586
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,161
Okay.
587
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,339
Great. Sorry. It's fine.
I agree with everything you're saying.
588
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,575
We have to impress these guys.
Yes.
589
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,511
Which is why I went ahead and scheduled
a lunch with their SVPs for today.
590
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,514
When did you do that?
Yesterday.
591
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,349
Barb said you didn't have anything.
Is that okay?
592
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:01,785
What time? What time?
1:00 p.m.
593
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,086
Hmm.
594
00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,455
Great.
Great.
595
00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,258
I figured it was best.
Not too early, not too late.
596
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,694
They won't feel judged
for drinking.
597
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:13,363
I got a new shirt.
Do you like it? J.Crew.
598
00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,499
I used to shop at Old Navy--
Great.
599
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,484
[Erin] I read they have a great Dutch
baby here. [man] What's a Dutch baby?
600
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,154
You've never had a Dutch baby?
Okay, how do I explain it?
601
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,323
I guess it's like,
soft and fluffy.
602
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,758
It's like a pancake that fluffs up.
Okay.
603
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,561
Kind of like a baby.
And you can put toppings on it, you know?
604
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,663
Strawberries, blueberries.
I hate banana.
605
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:49,900
And you put it in the oven
and-- Excuse me. Excuse me.
606
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:51,501
I have to use
the ladies' room.
607
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,937
And you put toppings on it,
like powdered sugar,
608
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,605
strawberries, blueberries.
609
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,307
Be right back.
I personally hate bananas.
610
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,508
So I would never put it
on there.
611
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,344
But it's really
dealer's choice.
612
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,146
In Dutch, I believe
they call it panneko-ek.
613
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,148
Or pannekoke.
I don't speak Dutch.
614
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,091
Is everything okay?
615
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:18,095
No. I'm fucked up.
616
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,497
Oh, really?
Yeah.
617
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,766
I told the waitress to
make mine a Coke and water.
618
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,701
I read it's a smart trick
for female executives
619
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,204
who don't want to feel ostracized
by heavy-drinking clients.
620
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:31,608
- Smart.
- Are you trying to leave right now?
621
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,177
No. No, I just came out here.
I needed to get some air.
622
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:41,051
Okay. I'm watching my niece
for the week,
623
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,120
and something happened
at the school.
624
00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:46,356
She's... She's strange.
625
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,191
You can go
if you need to.
626
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,496
- Really?
- Yeah, it's fine. I can get the check.
627
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,499
Thank you. I used to love
drinking with clients.
628
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,135
And now it just makes me
feel kind of sad.
629
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,204
In my heart, you know?
630
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,041
No, not really.
631
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:06,743
[woman] What are you doing in my car?
Get out! [horn honks]
632
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,879
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Thought you were my Lyft.
633
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,583
- Hello. Hi. Are you--
- Good luck with everything.
634
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:25,629
[groans]
635
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:38,175
Hey! What happened?
Are you okay?
636
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,813
What's going on?
What happened?
637
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,653
Sensei Pete?
638
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,356
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
639
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,459
I think Maddie has me down
as her emergency contact,
640
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,261
but I don't know
how she got my phone number.
641
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,364
Uh, Kate, I realize
you're just watching Maddie,
642
00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:04,034
but we had an incident
earlier with bullying.
643
00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:08,271
Again? She has got those
little shits on her tail.
644
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,539
This needs to stop.
645
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,608
I know Maddie's
been picked on,
646
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,144
but I hope you're not
encouraging her to fight back.
647
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,479
Of course not.
648
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,814
Then I'm confused
649
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:21,485
as to why she would
roundhouse kick Kylie Matthews
650
00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,788
and call Mackenzie Cohen
a lazy-eyed bitch
651
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:28,492
and then mention something
about the juggalo code.
652
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:31,294
He teaches her
that stuff.
653
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,430
Uh, Maddie is in
my martial arts class,
654
00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:35,565
and I can assure you
that we don't promote violence.
655
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,467
We just do forward rolls
and stuff.
656
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,336
She physically
harmed someone.
657
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:44,674
Those girls, they make fun
of her because she's plump
658
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,676
and she fights
with trees.
659
00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:52,682
If you punish her,
those little shit girls win.
660
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,351
Let's not call them
little shit girls.
661
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,719
Then how about
terrorists?
662
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,854
Then the terrorists win.
663
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:00,724
Have you been drinking?
664
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,460
How dare you?
665
00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:05,362
How dare you?
How... No.
666
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,464
I think you have,
because you stink.
667
00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,866
Well, I haven't. So, sorry.
Are we done here?
668
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,770
No, not at all. No.
You need to sign this disciplinary form,
669
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,372
and we have to call
Maddie's mom.
670
00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,641
Maddie's suspended
for the rest of the day
671
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,042
[gags]
and tomorrow.
672
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:21,678
[Sensei Pete] Was that puke?
Are you puking?
673
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,680
If you're gonna puke,
don't just sit there.
674
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,949
Get up and go
into the bathroom.
675
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,620
[Kate retching and coughing]
676
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,925
I can take them home.
677
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,899
Mmm.
678
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,235
Feeling better?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
679
00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:48,905
So, I guess I'm supposed to
punish you now? Is that it?
680
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,373
Can I go play
Buck Hunter?
681
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,175
Did you finish
your Parm?
682
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,577
No.
683
00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:55,412
Whatever.
684
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,585
Look, I didn't want
to say anything, but, um,
685
00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,687
a roundhouse kick
is a really advanced move.
686
00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:05,922
And I was really proud
when I heard that,
687
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:09,659
but I couldn't tell her that because,
you know, she took that kid down.
688
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,062
But inside, you were
kind of like...
689
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,331
"Nice."
690
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:16,666
Yeah. Yeah.
691
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,904
Look, I know she's
technically not in my class.
692
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:24,174
But I teach a karate expo every
month in a place in Mahwah.
693
00:37:24,176 --> 00:37:25,375
You should bring her.
694
00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:26,710
We don't really hang out.
695
00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,612
It's one Tuesday afternoon.
696
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,513
Mm-mm. I gotta work.
697
00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:32,449
And I think she prefers
being alone
698
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,517
and making
weapons of nature
699
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,286
and pretending
that she's a wolf.
700
00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:40,557
I don't really think that, um,
karate can do much for her.
701
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,858
It helped me.
702
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,761
Yeah. I, um...
703
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,730
I had really bad
social anxiety growing up.
704
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,366
And, um,
I couldn't talk to people.
705
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:50,700
I never left the house.
706
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,836
You were a hoarder?
707
00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:56,806
No. I just...
I was just shy.
708
00:37:56,808 --> 00:38:00,810
I'll talk to her parents about
getting her a karate outfit.
709
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,546
You. You're here every night
with the kid, right?
710
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,949
Mm-hmm. I'm Kate.
711
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,652
You feed her too much chicken Parm.
What?
712
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:12,222
Parm every night is no good.
You're gonna give her diabetes.
713
00:38:12,224 --> 00:38:14,391
You should do salad,
healthy stuff.
714
00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:15,725
It's not right.
715
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,729
Shit.
716
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,133
Okay. So...
717
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,303
technically,
you are suspended
718
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:27,837
and you should not be
enjoying this.
719
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,507
But those girls suck.
So let's compromise.
720
00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,008
What were you planning
on doing today?
721
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,679
Watch TV,
practice my back kicks,
722
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,647
look up woolly mammoths.
723
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,416
Maybe just one hour
of TV?
724
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:42,052
Seems fair.
725
00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,355
Do not order
from the pizza place.
726
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,357
That guy thinks
I'm neglecting you.
727
00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:49,426
You can get Chinese
instead.
728
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,027
And when does
your cleaning lady come?
729
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:52,662
What?
730
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,598
[spattering]
731
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,270
Your brother's
on line one.
732
00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:01,705
Got it.
[beep]
733
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,875
Joseph, we really need
to talk about your daughter.
734
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,677
[Cheryl] Oh, my God.
What? What's wrong?
735
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,815
Ju...
Nothing. Nothing.
736
00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,550
I have a missed call from the school.
Is everything okay?
737
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,719
It's... It's just
that I thought...
738
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:19,189
We thought that Maddie
had gotten her period.
739
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,624
But it turns out that
she just sat in ketchup.
740
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,893
So we laughed about it.
741
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:27,464
- What?
- [chuckling] What's up?
742
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:29,833
Is Maddie ready
for the dance tomorrow?
743
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,168
Yes. Oh, good.
And you got her a dress?
744
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,737
Yep, she's good to go.
745
00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,205
Well,
what did she pick out?
746
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:39,142
Sequins.
Sequins?
747
00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:41,811
Yeah.
Well, that sounds ridiculous.
748
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,580
No, it's actually
very flattering.
749
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,215
She really needs
to go to this dance--
750
00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:46,916
I'm just pulling up into work.
[continues speaking]
751
00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:49,185
So I will talk to you guys later.
Okay? Bye.
752
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,653
Fuck!
753
00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:53,890
- [Cheryl] What?
- Just... fuck!
754
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,259
Maddie's gonna look
so good in her dress!
755
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,829
Hang up.
[banging on desk]
756
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,097
[sighs]
757
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,099
I'm so sorry. I swear
it was Joe. It was.
758
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,268
It's fine. It's fine, Barb.
It's not you.
759
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:09,773
Um, also, do you think I
could leave by 5:00 today?
760
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:13,510
Why? Um, well,
it's actually my birthday.
761
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,911
Happy birthday.
762
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,379
My brother made
dinner reservations,
763
00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,847
but he made them
on the earlier side,
764
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,582
and I was hoping
I could beat traffic.
765
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,785
Oh, cool.
Where are you guys going?
766
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,286
Uh, Macaroni Grill.
767
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:24,687
Eww. Why?
768
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,859
Because it's
our favorite restaurant.
769
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,169
Yeah.
770
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,137
Lemon coconut.
771
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:46,109
Key lime. Let's do
a salty chocolate caramel.
772
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,711
[Kate thinking] Barb,
you're a good assistant.
773
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:52,282
Sometimes you...
774
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,884
screw up.
775
00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,053
No, that...
776
00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:01,825
You didn't... Hear your new
analyst is really working out.
777
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,627
Erin? Yeah, she's fine.
778
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,030
Heard about
that Victus lunch. Wow.
779
00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:11,901
What about it? She had a
four-hour lunch with those guys.
780
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,804
Very impressive.
They're notoriously impossible.
781
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,840
She had a four-hour lunch
with those guys?
782
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:20,677
Oh, yeah. Everybody upstairs
is talking about it.
783
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,023
And we might go
to one of those places
784
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,692
where you have a glass
of wine and paint.
785
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,127
I'm feeling naughty,
so I might have two.
786
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,829
Who knows, though?
It's my birthday.
787
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,364
Happy birthday, Barb.
788
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,099
Thank you for all
that you do.
789
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:46,769
[door slams]
790
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,238
Aww.
791
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,507
Look.
792
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:51,708
[tweeting]
He real great, man.
793
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,443
He's down with the clown,
man.
794
00:41:53,445 --> 00:41:56,112
Oh, man. I don't know if
he could be a juggalo, man.
795
00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,780
What are you talking about?
He's crazy.
796
00:41:57,782 --> 00:42:00,350
You can't paint his face.
He's missing an eye.
797
00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:02,318
You ever heard of
the term "cool cat"?
798
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,821
[holds note] That's the
definition of a cool cat, man.
799
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,356
He could be a juggalo,
man.
800
00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:10,293
[spitting]
[Baby Joker] Ohh!
801
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:12,962
[spitting continues]
802
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,698
Oh, man,
you gotta do that.
803
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,668
Ooh! [laughs]
Shit!
804
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,136
Oh, no!
805
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,571
Know what's good for you?
What?
806
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,072
Sauerkraut.
Sauerkraut?
807
00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,707
Yeah.
Like a hot dog topping?
808
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,042
Nah, the side.
809
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,744
Toppings can't be
sides, man.
810
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,579
But that one's a side.
It's a side in Germany.
811
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,714
[scoffs] What you
know about Germany?
812
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:34,751
Hey! Maddie!
What are you doing?
813
00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:36,553
Oh, shit.
Your grandma's here.
814
00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:38,655
- What are you doing?
- Just hanging out.
815
00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:41,524
That's Evil Eddie, Scummer Steve.
And you know Baby Joker.
816
00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,661
You told me you were gonna be
at home working on your kicks.
817
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,862
She was working
on her kicks here.
818
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:47,263
[cat meows]
What is that?
819
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,265
It's a cat we found
behind the Dumpster.
820
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,534
- His name is Fartosaurus.
- [Steve] Yeah.
821
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,503
Is it okay?
Hell yeah.
822
00:42:53,505 --> 00:42:57,473
Fartosaurus is a down-ass cat.
Whoop, whoop! Meow, meow!
823
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:01,010
Maddie, let's go.
Hey, man, that school's bullshit.
824
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,545
Come on, those girls
are mad bitches.
825
00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:04,781
Maddie, she shouldn't
even go there.
826
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:05,949
Yeah.
Maddie, get in the car.
827
00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:08,451
Hey.
Maddie, let's go. Come on.
828
00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:11,287
Come on. Stop that.
829
00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,289
[Steve] Better not grab this thing.
Get... No.
830
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:16,125
Get in the car. Smack her with that.
Smack her with...
831
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:17,160
You put that...
832
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,062
Hey, my recorder.
833
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:21,531
[Baby Joker] Hey, that's
his legendary recorder, man.
834
00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:23,266
Get in the car.
835
00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,969
You told me you'd be home.
You lied to me.
836
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,470
I wanted to see my family.
837
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,640
Those kids are not your family.
Those kids are freaks.
838
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,108
Well, they like me.
So if they're freaks,
839
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,876
I guess I'm a freak, too.
840
00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:37,547
Get in the car.
841
00:43:37,549 --> 00:43:38,982
Where are we going?
842
00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,050
We're gonna get you
a dress for the dance.
843
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,186
Whoop, whoop!
844
00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:48,091
What about this, huh?
This is great, right?
845
00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:51,094
- This stuff is all stupid.
- You know what?
846
00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:53,596
Some girls never even get to go
shopping because they're poor.
847
00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:54,797
So you should be happy.
848
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,833
Why would that
make me happy?
849
00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:58,401
It just makes me sad
those kids are poor.
850
00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:00,436
[girl] Ugh!
You're not listening to me!
851
00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:02,405
You said we were coming here
to get dresses.
852
00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,007
I need them all!
853
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,508
Can I get a pretzel dog?
854
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,343
Not until you
pick something.
855
00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:09,612
But I'm hungry, and I can't
make decisions when I'm hungry.
856
00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:11,848
Okay, so we'll go get dinner afterwards.
What do you want?
857
00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:13,983
Chicken Parm.
No.
858
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,819
You can't eat that
every night.
859
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,421
You have to try
something else.
860
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,823
Fine. Chicken Parm hero.
861
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,693
[girl] But, Mom, I need all these dresses!
Stop ruining my life!
862
00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:25,928
I am not saying it
again. No.
863
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,664
You are such a dumb bitch!
864
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,332
No! You're not
getting all three.
865
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,367
Your mother's been saying
that for the last 30 minutes,
866
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,603
so stop being such a
little shit and pick one.
867
00:44:33,605 --> 00:44:35,104
Nobody here likes you!
868
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,378
Let's go. Let's go.
869
00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:45,314
I think she's
getting security.
870
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,549
I like this.
871
00:44:47,619 --> 00:44:50,219
That's a pantsuit.
Mm-hmm.
872
00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:52,255
I already lied and told your
mother I got you a dress.
873
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,858
I don't want to wear a dress!
874
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:57,560
Oh!
875
00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:59,028
What are you doing?
876
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,831
I don't like girls' clothes.
877
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,800
Sometimes I don't feel
like a girl at all.
878
00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:05,802
Sometimes
I feel like a wolf.
879
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,738
So you want
the pantsuit?
880
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:10,473
[funk music playing]
881
00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:29,992
Would you be okay if I
stepped out for a minute?
882
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,267
Wait. Let me
show you something.
883
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,302
Okay.
884
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:41,604
Pick a hand.
885
00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,477
Dang it.
886
00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:49,445
All right.
887
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:51,347
Keep working on it.
888
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:05,928
- Kate.
- Hey, Dan.
889
00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,734
Can I come in?
890
00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:13,736
Uh, sure.
891
00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:15,438
Would you like
something to drink?
892
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,739
Um, red wine?
893
00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:18,207
We don't have any wine.
894
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:19,642
Okay, then nothing.
895
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,477
Okay.
896
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:23,980
What's up?
897
00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:26,816
Um, this weird thing
happened
898
00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:28,284
with my niece earlier.
899
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,319
We were at the mall,
and she just...
900
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,721
[purring]
901
00:46:31,723 --> 00:46:33,122
...started...
902
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:36,826
Is he gonna be okay
with that?
903
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,227
With what?
904
00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,662
With the cat.
I mean, doesn't he...
905
00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:43,432
Kate. What do you want?
906
00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:46,669
Okay. Um, I don't know
enough about this,
907
00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:49,138
but I think that she may be
having some identity issues.
908
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,508
And her parents aren't the
best people to handle it.
909
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:56,946
[exhales deeply] Are you sure
he's gonna be okay with that cat?
910
00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,114
- You don't think he's being--
- Uh, buddy?
911
00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,649
Could you put Fluffy
upstairs?
912
00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:01,150
[cat whimpers]
913
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,086
Hey.
914
00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,489
Here.
He's adorable.
915
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,424
This is the counselor
we took Liam to.
916
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,861
Thanks. He seems
totally normal.
917
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,664
He is normal.
That's my other son, Mark.
918
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,267
Oh.
919
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:20,570
You're a real dick, Kate.
920
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:22,605
Got it.
921
00:47:23,474 --> 00:47:24,574
Thanks for the card.
922
00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:26,943
[Dan] Hey. Hey.
923
00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:31,781
Look, just so you know,
I did everything right with Liam,
924
00:47:31,783 --> 00:47:33,382
and he still has issues.
925
00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:35,551
So be careful, or you're
gonna screw this up.
926
00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:39,121
Good luck.
927
00:48:11,189 --> 00:48:14,156
♪ The sun and the moon
And even Mars... ♪
928
00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:15,458
[knock on door]
929
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:19,161
Hey.
Hey.
930
00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:21,063
Can I come in?
931
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,666
You may enter.
932
00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:26,435
♪ Everything
You believed in as kids ♪
933
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:28,337
♪ Fuckin' rainbows... ♪
934
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,406
Sensei Pete
was really impressed
935
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,608
with your roundhouse kick
the other day.
936
00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:36,178
But next time,
don't do it to a girl.
937
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,847
Okay.
938
00:48:37,849 --> 00:48:39,448
Can I show you something?
939
00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:42,218
[turns music off]
940
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,420
[Kate]
I found this downstairs.
941
00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:46,122
This is me.
942
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:49,091
And this is your dad
when we were kids.
943
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,626
You looked like me.
944
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,029
Yeah.
945
00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:55,631
It was my tenth birthday.
946
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,534
And I really wanted
to have a sleepover party.
947
00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:00,736
But our parents would openly
fight, so it was always a gamble
948
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:03,306
whether or not
we could have friends over.
949
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:07,143
That, and they'd rent these really inappropriate
movies and never send anybody to bed.
950
00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:10,313
I think the entire neighborhood
watched The Crying Game at our house.
951
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:12,281
And a week later,
nobody was allowed back.
952
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:17,153
So, your dad and I,
we spent a lot of time by ourselves.
953
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:20,723
I mean, I don't even talk
to my dad anymore.
954
00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:25,578
Kate?
955
00:49:25,579 --> 00:49:26,662
I really don't want to go
to the dance tomorrow.
956
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,899
I promise I'll tell
Mom and Dad you took me.
957
00:49:29,901 --> 00:49:33,336
Just... please
don't make me go.
958
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,238
Okay.
959
00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,408
You don't have to go.
960
00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:57,426
[Kate] Wait, Maddie.
961
00:49:58,629 --> 00:49:59,595
Maddie.
962
00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,597
I made you lunch.
963
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:03,332
Thanks.
964
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,935
You want me to come back
at lunch?
965
00:50:05,937 --> 00:50:07,436
Why?
I don't know.
966
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:10,006
You can... eat in my car.
967
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:12,008
Eat in your car? No.
968
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:15,611
Do you want to just skip today?
But I have a history test.
969
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,880
So, you can do whatever.
You can take it next week.
970
00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,448
But I know everything now.
971
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,284
You gonna be okay?
972
00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,453
Yeah. Why are you
being so weird?
973
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:25,654
I'm not being so weird.
974
00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,456
Stop being
such a little bitch.
975
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:30,593
Have a good day.
976
00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:42,872
[coffee machine clanking]
977
00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:52,048
Hey, Kate,
did you see my e-mail?
978
00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,316
No. But do you want
to cut out
979
00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:56,352
and go to that Thai massage
place down the street?
980
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:59,889
I won't tell anybody.
Those ladies are really strong.
981
00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:05,327
Um, actually,
I e-mailed over the Victus pitch.
982
00:51:05,329 --> 00:51:07,363
It's at 8:00
at Ciccolo's.
983
00:51:07,365 --> 00:51:09,532
What?
Management's flying in.
984
00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:11,600
Um, okay.
985
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:13,502
I'll go put something together
right now.
986
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,074
Actually, Kate,
I'm gonna take this one.
987
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:19,842
Ha! Yeah, sure.
988
00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:22,111
No, I am. I e-mailed Henry,
and he said it was fine.
989
00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:24,346
You e-mailed my boss
behind my back?
990
00:51:24,348 --> 00:51:26,449
You were out getting cupcakes
for someone's birthday.
991
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,451
Yeah, I was.
I was getting cupcakes for Barb.
992
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,619
Because she has nothing.
993
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,521
Except an adult brother
who lives with her
994
00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:35,124
and then takes her to eat
at sad-as-fuck Macaroni Grill.
995
00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:38,928
Do you know who moves in with their
sisters at 43? Serial killers.
996
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:41,464
So excuse me for trying
to do something nice for Barb
997
00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:44,300
because her brother
is a fucking serial killer!
998
00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,969
My brother's
a fucking quadriplegic!
999
00:51:46,971 --> 00:51:50,840
He has to blow in a little tube
just to move around, you bitch!
1000
00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:55,811
Do you see what you just did?
1001
00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,880
I'm just doing my job.
You're the one that's checked out.
1002
00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,249
I am not checked out.
I'm having a really tough week.
1003
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,418
I've got a kid who's trying
to be a juggalo.
1004
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,320
Do you know what that's like?
No, you wouldn't.
1005
00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:07,256
Because you're in your twenties.
And yo do things like go to brunch
1006
00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:09,125
- and drink energy drinks.
- So?
1007
00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:13,496
It is hard for adults who have
families and responsibilities.
1008
00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:16,565
Things just happen.
So have a little decency
1009
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,434
before you jump
on someone's job
1010
00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:21,570
that they've been working for
their entire life!
1011
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:29,512
I was just taking
your advice.
1012
00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:31,413
Is that my shirt?
1013
00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,150
Yeah. I got it on sale.
1014
00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:36,418
You are not getting
that account.
1015
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:39,188
[shutter clicks]
Ciccolo's? 8:00?
1016
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,890
I will be at that pitch.
1017
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:45,027
[Joe] Hey, Kate.
Just a dad reminder.
1018
00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:47,930
Letting you know Maddie has her dance
tonight. So if you could drop her off...
1019
00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:50,432
Cheryl said you got her
a sequined dress?
1020
00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:51,600
Oh, that's cool.
1021
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,305
Hey, Kate.
You got a sec?
1022
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,274
Actually, I don't.
I'm really in a hurry.
1023
00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:01,310
I just kind of need your help getting
Maddie out of the bounce house.
1024
00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:03,112
She's playing
a little rough.
1025
00:53:03,114 --> 00:53:05,548
It's a fucking
bounce house, Jill.
1026
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,650
Well, it's ages four to six,
1027
00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:09,785
and she's kind of taking
the bounce out of it.
1028
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,721
And it's not as fun for the
other kids if the bounce is gone.
1029
00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:15,858
Fine. Fine.
1030
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,993
Maddie? See?
I got all these moms looking at me.
1031
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:20,029
Maddie?
Come on, let's go.
1032
00:53:20,031 --> 00:53:21,730
Let's go.
Why?
1033
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:23,332
Because I'm late
for a meeting,
1034
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,067
and she doesn't
want you here.
1035
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:27,503
And you're ruining the party
for all of these grown women.
1036
00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:30,406
Okay. Hey. I know you.
You think you're hot shit.
1037
00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:32,241
You probably think
my life is small.
1038
00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:34,577
But I have a husband,
I have a home,
1039
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,913
- and I have four priceless children!
- Okay.
1040
00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:40,182
You think you're all cool
'cause you got some fancy job?
1041
00:53:40,184 --> 00:53:42,751
And you speed through here
with your fancy frickin' car.
1042
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,253
What are you wearing,
a thong?
1043
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,754
You got a thong
under there?
1044
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,390
You're selfish and you're
gonna hurt somebody.
1045
00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:49,592
You don't belong
around children.
1046
00:53:49,594 --> 00:53:51,493
You belong in
an airport wine bar.
1047
00:53:51,495 --> 00:53:53,028
You're right. I do. I do.
Whatever.
1048
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:55,264
- Hey, Maddie, come on.
- No, absolutely not.
1049
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:57,366
I'm sorry. You had a good time.
Now it's time to go.
1050
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,235
Maddie, you stay in there!
Oh, my God.
1051
00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:01,770
Maddie?
Bounce, Maddie! Play!
1052
00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:03,606
- Maddie, if-- You are a bitch!
- Leave her alone!
1053
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,708
- Maddie, bounce!
- [Jill] Bitch!
1054
00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,509
- You're a crazy bi--
- Maddie, stay in there.
1055
00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:09,245
Aah!
[screams]
1056
00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:10,512
My baby!
1057
00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,281
[gasping] Oh!
1058
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:14,450
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1059
00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:16,919
Why would you...
Uhh! Ohh!
1060
00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,554
Oh, shit.
Ow! Ow!
1061
00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:20,956
Ow! Ow!
Oh, my God!
1062
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,091
Oh, my God!
1063
00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:23,959
Ow! Pull it up!
1064
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,428
Stupid.
[Jill sobbing]
1065
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,098
I'm so sorry. Shit.
1066
00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:33,602
What is wrong with you?
Psychopath!
1067
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:36,805
Come on, honey.
1068
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,378
Don't worry.
I won't tell my mom.
1069
00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:43,812
Get in the car.
1070
00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,981
Are we getting dinner?
Get in the car!
1071
00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:59,161
Wait. Wait.
Why are we here?
1072
00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:01,630
Your parents are gonna pick
you up after the dance.
1073
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,734
No, Kate. Please don't make
me go in there. I can't.
1074
00:55:05,736 --> 00:55:07,303
I have a meeting, so...
1075
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:11,273
I'll do anything. I'll...
I'll let you pluck my eyebrows.
1076
00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,309
Go inside.
Please, Kate.
1077
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:16,845
They're all gonna make fun of me.
That's not my fault.
1078
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:19,481
Please. I am not your mother.
This is not my problem.
1079
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,083
But I'm in a cape!
1080
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:26,021
If you want to run around
looking like the Burger King,
1081
00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:28,090
then kids are gonna
make fun of you.
1082
00:55:28,092 --> 00:55:30,359
I've spent this entire week
trying to take care of you
1083
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:32,828
when I should've really been
trying to take care of myself.
1084
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,698
I have no business
watching kids.
1085
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,099
This week was a mistake.
1086
00:55:37,702 --> 00:55:39,768
You think that?
1087
00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:41,704
Yeah, I do.
Now get out of my car.
1088
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,130
Maddie Beef!
1089
00:56:32,423 --> 00:56:34,990
I need a kid!
Listen, I need a kid.
1090
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:37,025
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Whoa, whoa.
1091
00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:39,428
My niece, Maddie Stone.
I need to get her.
1092
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,964
Okay, only staff and children
are allowed inside, so...
1093
00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:45,100
Oh! Okay.
1094
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,072
Fine, fine, fine!
1095
00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,740
You go get her.
Her name is Maddie Stone.
1096
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,509
I'm gonna check the list.
1097
00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:54,676
Fine.
1098
00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,915
We couldn't let her in.
She wasn't wearing formal attire.
1099
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,784
- She wasn't in formal attire?
- Yes.
1100
00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,952
She was wearing a suit,
and she was wearing a cape.
1101
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,921
I don't know what could be
more formal than that.
1102
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,289
She was wearing
a costume.
1103
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,757
The costume ball
is in October.
1104
00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,959
And you also let
those kids in.
1105
00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:13,128
She's rubbing his dick.
1106
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,130
That doesn't seem
very formal to me.
1107
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,331
Can you go
stop that?
1108
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,967
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
We called her mother.
1109
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,602
You called her mother?
Yeah.
1110
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,705
Real mature.
1111
00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:37,719
Maddie!
1112
00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:40,722
Maddie!
1113
00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:46,829
Maddie, please stop.
1114
00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:49,631
Please stop.
1115
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:56,138
Maddie, please.
Maddie, get in the car.
1116
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,573
No.
I'm so sorry.
1117
00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,341
Please?
1118
00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:00,809
I thought
you were my friend.
1119
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:03,111
I am your friend.
No, you're not.
1120
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,481
You don't have
any friends.
1121
00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:07,983
All you care about
is your stupid job.
1122
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,985
That is not true.
I care about you.
1123
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,687
Then why would you
leave me there?
1124
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,255
You knew they'd all
make fun of me!
1125
00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:15,457
I... I'm so sorry.
I was upset about other stuff.
1126
00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:17,693
I'm supposed to be like everyone
else, and I can't.
1127
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,595
I can't be like
everyone else!
1128
00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:23,065
[grunting]
1129
00:58:28,372 --> 00:58:30,772
Okay.
I can't breathe.
1130
00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:33,208
Okay. I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
1131
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,612
[woman speaking over PA]
1132
00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:41,250
Kate.
What'd the doctor say?
1133
00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:45,721
[whispers]
Oh, my God.
1134
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,857
Oh, my God! No! My baby!
1135
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:52,060
No! No, I just mean I haven't
spoken to the doctor yet.
1136
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:54,863
God damn it, Kate!
1137
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:56,899
Okay, you can go.
Ohh!
1138
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,233
We'll take it from here.
1139
00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,801
No, I want to
make sure she's okay.
1140
00:58:59,803 --> 00:59:01,837
Oh, now you care?
The school called.
1141
00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:03,739
You didn't tell me
that Maddie was suspended.
1142
00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,474
And now she's in the hospital.
So I don't know.
1143
00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:06,909
Is she pregnant, too?
1144
00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:09,311
No.
I don't think so.
1145
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:10,279
[nurse] Guys?
1146
00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:12,748
Maddie's fine.
1147
00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:14,416
It was pre-anaphylaxis.
1148
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:17,319
Has she been exposed
to any allergens recently?
1149
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,688
Um, I don't know.
What has she been eating?
1150
00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:23,225
- Just normal things.
- Like what? Like...
1151
00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:26,562
She's been eating eggs,
cereal, chicken Parm.
1152
00:59:26,564 --> 00:59:29,097
No. She can't have tomatoes.
That was on the list. That's on the list.
1153
00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:31,066
You told me she wouldn't die,
so I forgot about the list.
1154
00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,935
Okay, how much
did she have?
1155
00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:34,836
Just a couple times.
Just five times.
1156
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,205
Five ti...
You fed her chicken Parmesan
1157
00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:39,441
every single night?
That's gross, Kate.
1158
00:59:39,443 --> 00:59:40,943
That's what
she wanted to eat.
1159
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,878
[nurse] That'd
definitely explain it.
1160
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,447
We gave her epinephrine,
and she's resting now, so you can see her.
1161
00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:47,716
Thank you. I would love that.
Thanks so much.
1162
00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:51,053
Look, Cheryl, I know you think
that I was a terrible babysitter.
1163
00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:53,188
And in many ways,
I probably was.
1164
00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,923
But I do care
about Maddie.
1165
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,459
Then why are we here, Kate?
1166
00:59:57,461 --> 01:00:00,796
My mother is dying,
and I can't even be with her.
1167
01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:03,098
So thank you!
Thank you for your help!
1168
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,567
Joe, I got the name of a counselor
who helped my coworker's kid.
1169
01:00:05,569 --> 01:00:07,469
Granted, he was beating up
dogs, so it's different.
1170
01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:08,971
But it might help.
Just stop!
1171
01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:10,405
I just want to help.
1172
01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:12,808
[scoffs] Oh. Since when?
1173
01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:15,077
You never,
ever wanted to help.
1174
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,446
You couldn't help me when I
had to put Dad into rehab.
1175
01:00:18,549 --> 01:00:20,549
Dad is in rehab?
Yeah.
1176
01:00:20,551 --> 01:00:23,485
And guess who had to do everything
'cause you couldn't be reached?
1177
01:00:23,487 --> 01:00:25,988
Well, I didn't know.
If you'd told me, I would've done--
1178
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:27,823
You would've what?
I would've done something!
1179
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,491
No, no. You would've
written a check. Yes!
1180
01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:32,494
I don't want your money, Kate.
I want a sister!
1181
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,102
Guys, we have an area
for families to fight.
1182
01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:41,470
It's on
the second-floor terrace.
1183
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,241
Do you want to go?
1184
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:48,744
No. I don't.
1185
01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:16,505
Shit.
1186
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,611
You go ahead.
I'm gonna take it slow.
1187
01:01:22,613 --> 01:01:23,945
Okay.
Thanks.
1188
01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:27,015
Hey. Jill?
1189
01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,118
Hello.
1190
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:33,855
I'm really sorry
about the garage.
1191
01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:38,860
And I'm really sorry about
tackling you in front of your kids.
1192
01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:42,798
I'm sorry, too.
1193
01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:50,672
What are we doing?
1194
01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:53,275
- Do you want to come over for a glass of wine?
- [engine revs]
1195
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,410
Okay.
[tires screech]
1196
01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:57,279
Fuck her.
1197
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:08,890
♪ I don't wanna be funny
Anymore ♪
1198
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:15,964
♪ I don't wanna be funny
Anymore ♪
1199
01:02:16,767 --> 01:02:18,433
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
1200
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,936
♪ Lately I've been feeling ♪
1201
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,438
♪ Like the odd man out ♪
1202
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:29,778
♪ I hurt my friends Saying
things I don't mean Out loud... ♪
1203
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:31,012
Jesus!
1204
01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:33,348
Uhh!
1205
01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,616
♪ I don't want the joke ♪
1206
01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:37,119
♪ To be on me ♪
1207
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:44,192
♪ Yeah, I'll buy the clothes
And I'll be the best dressed ♪
1208
01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:48,363
♪ Yeah, I'll read the books ♪
1209
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:53,201
♪ And I'll be the smartest ♪
1210
01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:56,204
♪ I'll play guitar ♪
1211
01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:01,977
♪ And I'll be the artist ♪
1212
01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:04,546
♪ Try not to laugh ♪
1213
01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:09,217
♪ I know it'll be hard ♪
1214
01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:11,520
♪ I'm serious ♪
1215
01:03:12,623 --> 01:03:16,224
♪ I know it's a first
But... ♪
1216
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:18,994
[men speaking indistinctly]
1217
01:03:18,996 --> 01:03:21,163
His ashes?
Yeah, right over the park.
1218
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,631
Get out. You're making this up.
1219
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,366
[Kate] Hey, Dad.
1220
01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,336
Kate.
1221
01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:30,238
Good to see you.
1222
01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:32,974
What are you doing here?
1223
01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:35,644
Well...
1224
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:39,080
I finally decided to face my
addiction to drugs and alcohol.
1225
01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:43,285
- Joe tell you about the DUI?
- No, he didn't.
1226
01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:46,188
But I actually meant
all this... all this stuff.
1227
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:49,424
Oh, we're putting on a
talent show this weekend.
1228
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,960
They tell you to pick
a recovery song.
1229
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:53,862
So I chose Phil Collins'
"Against All Odds."
1230
01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:55,931
Should...
Should be good.
1231
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,869
- Let's, uh... Let's sit. Let's sit.
- Yeah.
1232
01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:03,505
Um, you want a snack
or something?
1233
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,106
No, I'm... I'm fine.
1234
01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:12,814
So, how's work?
It's good.
1235
01:04:12,816 --> 01:04:14,683
Yeah?
Yeah.
1236
01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:17,686
Good. Sorry I haven't been
around for the last few...
1237
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:20,021
Years.
1238
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,790
Well, hey, you know,
1239
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:24,326
we never were
a really tight-knit group.
1240
01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:27,062
Your mom and I fought
all the time, and...
1241
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,464
you kids did what you had
to do to get through it.
1242
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,367
I just want to say
I'm glad you came.
1243
01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,702
You know,
I'm here for you.
1244
01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:36,438
We can talk anytime.
1245
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:38,573
Yeah.
1246
01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:43,745
It's just that I'm starting to
think that I'm not very happy.
1247
01:04:43,747 --> 01:04:46,514
You know?
All I do is work.
1248
01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:50,452
I don't go on dates.
I sleep in my office.
1249
01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:54,222
Uh-huh. You...
1250
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,192
You should grab
a pamphlet, you know?
1251
01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,427
They're everywhere.
Good stuff.
1252
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,063
Yeah.
Good stuff.
1253
01:05:05,769 --> 01:05:07,469
Look, I'm... I'm...
1254
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,772
sorry I wasn't
a better father to you.
1255
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,477
And it sounds like you're going
through some stuff right now.
1256
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,179
I wish I had some advice.
1257
01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:19,781
[man] Hey, Charlie!
1258
01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,450
Oh,
I gotta rehearse.
1259
01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:26,254
Want to stay and
watch a little bit?
1260
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,423
Sure.
Okay. Good.
1261
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,258
Okay.
[clears throat]
1262
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,361
[piano playing]
This on? Check. Hello?
1263
01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,564
Hello? Can someone turn the
mic-- [microphone feedback]
1264
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:37,632
[shouts]
1265
01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:41,469
Good work, guys.
Really good. That's right.
1266
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,505
Your kicks are getting really high, man.
That's really good.
1267
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,574
Stop spitting at him.
1268
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:47,542
Hey.
1269
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:49,644
Hi.
1270
01:05:51,715 --> 01:05:54,816
I just wanted to see if I could
catch Maddie. I wanted to say hi.
1271
01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:57,619
She, um...
She didn't come in today.
1272
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:58,720
Oh.
1273
01:05:59,823 --> 01:06:00,989
She was in the hospital.
1274
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:03,391
What... What happened?
1275
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,328
I fed her
too much chicken Parm.
1276
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,063
Yeah, she's allergic
to tomatoes.
1277
01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:09,731
Wow. Okay.
1278
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,702
Anyway,
I just...
1279
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:16,738
thought
you should know.
1280
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,708
Hey.
1281
01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,312
[sighs]
1282
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,547
Do you want to do
some karate?
1283
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:32,687
[Kate screams]
1284
01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,324
What happens
if somebody has a gun?
1285
01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,860
Oh, God. Man,
I hate that question.
1286
01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:41,096
It's like... ugh.
1287
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,597
Yeah, because
you'd be screwed.
1288
01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:51,806
Hey, hey. I hate that.
1289
01:06:51,808 --> 01:06:53,808
[Cheryl] You don't
remember a Maddie? Wait.
1290
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,444
Our checks go through
every single month.
1291
01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:57,879
You've never seen
our daughter?
1292
01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:59,714
Aside from the first time,
when you met me,
1293
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:01,716
you've never seen her?
Kate, what are you doing here?
1294
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,152
Just doing some karate.
Is Maddie with you?
1295
01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:06,287
Because I dropped her off at
ballet, and now she's not here.
1296
01:07:06,289 --> 01:07:07,989
She doesn't do ballet.
She hates ballet.
1297
01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,724
I told her to tell you months ago.
But she comes here.
1298
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:12,861
Who are you, man?
I'm Sensei Pete.
1299
01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:14,896
...in her leotard in her dance skirt...
This is my dojo.
1300
01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:16,197
I teach
your daughter karate.
1301
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,732
You're a black belt?
1302
01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:19,234
[all speaking at once]
1303
01:07:19,236 --> 01:07:20,402
That's so cool.
That's years of work.
1304
01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:22,237
Licensed weapons, man.
1305
01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:24,539
It's not like the movies.
You should come in.
1306
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,975
I tried when I was a kid.
I got to brown belt--
1307
01:07:26,977 --> 01:07:28,643
Where is our daughter?
1308
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,749
- [Cheryl] Stop the car.
- [Joe] God.
1309
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:35,750
Okay.
1310
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:40,655
What? This is
a gas station, Kate!
1311
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,424
I know. She's usually
right here by the...
1312
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,926
by the propane tanks.
Oh, that's good.
1313
01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:48,063
Hi. Is Baby Joker here?
1314
01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,365
Who?
Dennis.
1315
01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:53,101
Oh, yeah. He went down
there to the gathering.
1316
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:54,569
Oh. Magic: The Gathering.
1317
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,272
Okay. So she's with nerds.
We're good.
1318
01:07:57,274 --> 01:08:00,041
Oh, no, no.
The juggalo gathering.
1319
01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:02,644
[gasps] Oh, no.
1320
01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:06,347
What? What's a juggalo?
1321
01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,383
Basically all the horrible
people in the planet
1322
01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,752
and multiply that by like,
I don't know, 10,000.
1323
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,054
And then put them all together,
getting drunk, eating funnel cakes
1324
01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:17,926
and vandalizing public property, and then
you have the Gathering of the Juggalos.
1325
01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:19,461
Yeah.
1326
01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:23,865
Okay.
1327
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,467
Hey, sorry for your loss.
1328
01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:28,536
Hurry up!
1329
01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:32,040
Just get in the car!
Come on!
1330
01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,542
[Joe] Oh, man.
I always thought I'd be the one
1331
01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:35,977
to take her to her first concert.
Joe!
1332
01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:37,378
[music pounding]
1333
01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:38,980
Whoop, whoop!
1334
01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:41,316
[shouting]
1335
01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,418
♪ Kick the clown
In the forehead ♪
1336
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,887
♪ And I'm jugglin'
Jugglin' yo head ♪
1337
01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:50,091
- ♪ Jed ♪
- ♪ You big, fat Redneck, muddy-ass hick ♪
1338
01:08:50,093 --> 01:08:51,593
♪ I'm a city slicker ♪
1339
01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:54,062
♪ And I'm comin' to get ya
Hit ya ♪
1340
01:08:54,064 --> 01:08:56,498
♪ And the carnival's
Gonna get wit' ya ♪
1341
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,300
♪ Oh, I might as well
Mention... ♪
1342
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:03,505
[Cheryl] Oh, my God. I can't believe
I was worried about her doing karate.
1343
01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:05,173
[Joe] Okay, wait.
This isn't that bad.
1344
01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:06,474
The guy's shirt
says "Harvard."
1345
01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:08,743
Oh, God.
It says "hatred."
1346
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,947
Where's the entrance?
How do we get in?
1347
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:15,350
Honey, we should've gotten more cash.
Do you have any cash?
1348
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:18,153
All right, babe. Can you just calm
down, please? We'll figure it out.
1349
01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:21,189
[Kate] Maybe it'll be over soon,
and we can just wait this out.
1350
01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:24,292
We're not gonna wait it out! If Mad is in
there, I'm gonna go in there and find her!
1351
01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:25,994
[screams]
1352
01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:27,195
Oh, God.
1353
01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:28,496
Yeah, I know.
I saw him, too.
1354
01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:29,964
I saw him. All right.
Breathe.
1355
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,766
Maybe there's just like,
a gate we pay at?
1356
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,102
A gate? There's no sense
of commerce here.
1357
01:09:34,104 --> 01:09:35,703
That guy has a knife in his leg.
1358
01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:38,106
That is a knife.
Hey, man, you good?
1359
01:09:38,108 --> 01:09:40,375
Yo, you need some wristbands?
1360
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:41,609
Yes, we do.
Do you have an extra?
1361
01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,344
I got one extra.
Okay.
1362
01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:44,712
Two hundred.
1363
01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:46,614
Two hundred. Great.
We'll take it.
1364
01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:48,950
All right?
That's everything.
1365
01:09:48,952 --> 01:09:51,286
Just give me the wristband.
Hold on.
1366
01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:53,888
Y'all don't look
like juggalos.
1367
01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:57,392
In fact, you look like my mom.
1368
01:09:57,394 --> 01:09:59,294
And she's a bitch,
and I hate her.
1369
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:02,063
Okay, I'm going in there
to get my daughter,
1370
01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,898
and she's 11.
No.
1371
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:06,401
- You ain't got no titties.
- [Cheryl] What?
1372
01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:08,536
Grow your ass a pair of titties
and you can come in.
1373
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,637
[Kate] Hey, excuse me.
1374
01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:12,707
I have titties.
1375
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:13,975
[juggalo]
Okay, titties.
1376
01:10:14,644 --> 01:10:15,944
Let's go
to the Hell Wagon.
1377
01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,416
Hey, hey. Use the special
moves that I showed you.
1378
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:26,054
She'll be fine.
Yeah. She's got this.
1379
01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:27,255
[cheering]
1380
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,557
[screaming]
1381
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,559
[cheering and shouting
continues]
1382
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,895
This is terrifying.
1383
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:37,065
♪ I get mad
I'm-a fuck you up ♪
1384
01:10:37,067 --> 01:10:40,602
♪ It's me and you, motherfucker
I'm-a fuck you up ♪
1385
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:43,204
♪ You done fucked up now
I'm-a fuck you up ♪
1386
01:10:43,206 --> 01:10:46,507
♪ They hit me with A tranquilizer
dart And shocking me with Tasers ♪
1387
01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:49,377
♪ But still I'm throwing kicks
And punches faster than lasers ♪
1388
01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:52,780
♪ Fifteen coppers on me
Like a mini fucking army ♪
1389
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,783
♪ They can't harm me 'Cause I'm
madder Than a mutant zombie ♪
1390
01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:58,453
♪ One by one I throw 'em off me
Like a raging gorilla ♪
1391
01:10:58,455 --> 01:11:01,956
♪ Pissed off like a rattlesnake
Roaring like Godzilla ♪
1392
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:04,459
♪ I flipped they cars over
Somehow got away clean ♪
1393
01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:07,562
♪ I didn't show my painted face
Again until the gathering ♪
1394
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,398
♪ I get mad
I'm-a fuck you up ♪
1395
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,868
♪ It's me and you, motherfucker
I'm-a fuck you up... ♪
1396
01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:17,038
And I was like,
"Thank God the rain came."
1397
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,407
'Cause there was no way
to get that vomit off me.
1398
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:22,043
Uh, hi. Excuse me.
I'm sorry to bug you.
1399
01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:25,146
- Huh.
- I'm wondering if you've seen a girl.
1400
01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,815
What'd she look like?
She's 11.
1401
01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,384
No shit?
1402
01:11:29,386 --> 01:11:31,319
You lost your kid.
Man, that's not good.
1403
01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,721
No. Why would you bring a kid here?
What's wrong with you?
1404
01:11:33,723 --> 01:11:36,557
I didn't bring her here. Why would you
do that? Kids need strong boundaries.
1405
01:11:36,559 --> 01:11:38,760
They need to know that you're in charge.
You can't just bring a kid here
1406
01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,161
and let them do
whatever they want.
1407
01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:41,663
I 100 percent agree
with you.
1408
01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:43,665
I'm just asking
if you've seen a...
1409
01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,300
Tell me again what she looks like.
A girl.
1410
01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:46,734
'Cause I'm on a lot of drugs
right now.
1411
01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:48,569
She has brown hair.
Do you have ecstasy?
1412
01:11:48,571 --> 01:11:50,338
I think she was wearing...
No, I don't.
1413
01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:53,007
Ninjas, ninjettes!
1414
01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:55,176
Juggalos and juggalettes!
1415
01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:58,513
It's about damn time!
1416
01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:03,284
Get ready for this year's
Miss Juggalette Pageant!
1417
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,120
- Whoop, whoop!
- [all] Whoop, whoop!
1418
01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:10,425
Juggalettes,
bring your fine asses on out here!
1419
01:12:10,427 --> 01:12:12,093
Whoo!
1420
01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:14,762
Show me right now.
Just come with us.
1421
01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:20,535
Straitjacket,
kick that shit, man!
1422
01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,203
All right, what's your name?
1423
01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:23,538
Yo. Becca.
1424
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,306
Becca, what's up?
Where you from?
1425
01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:27,809
Great Falls!
[laughs]
1426
01:12:27,811 --> 01:12:30,178
Down with the Clowns till I'm
dead in the ground. Whoop, whoop.
1427
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:32,814
All right, she's from
Great Falls or some shit.
1428
01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:34,716
What you gonna do
for the juggalos tonight?
1429
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:37,985
Oh, I'm already fuckin' hardcore crumpin'!
Whoop, whoop.
1430
01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:40,955
Hardcore crumpin'.
Give it up for Rebecca!
1431
01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:45,193
Whoop, whoop!
1432
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:50,131
Yo, judges, what do you figure?
Would you give her a nine?
1433
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,901
Two?
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
1434
01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,204
Um, I'm looking
for my niece.
1435
01:12:56,206 --> 01:12:57,572
[booing]
Her name is Maddie.
1436
01:12:57,574 --> 01:12:59,741
She's here by herself.
She's, uh...
1437
01:12:59,743 --> 01:13:01,909
Show us your butthole!
1438
01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:04,812
I can't...
I can't do that.
1439
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:09,350
She's, um, brunette.
She's kind of tall...
1440
01:13:09,352 --> 01:13:10,818
um, for her age.
1441
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:12,887
Hold up!
She's looking for a kid!
1442
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:15,957
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
I'm looking for a kid.
1443
01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:17,792
Um...
1444
01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,595
She's 11.
She's kind of tall.
1445
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,097
She's like, I don't know.
Like, maybe that tall.
1446
01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:25,500
[man] When'd you
last see her?
1447
01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,668
Um, her name is Maddie.
1448
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:30,505
Hey, Maddie!
Maddie!
1449
01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:33,241
[all] Maddie! Maddie!
1450
01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:34,776
Maddie! Maddie!
1451
01:13:34,778 --> 01:13:36,277
[shouting continues]
1452
01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:37,945
Maddie! Maddie!
1453
01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:40,181
Can't have a kid out there
lost like that.
1454
01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:43,684
[crowd chanting]
Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
1455
01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:46,521
Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
1456
01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:48,189
Let's find
this fuckin' kid.
1457
01:13:48,191 --> 01:13:51,025
[crowd]
Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
1458
01:13:52,562 --> 01:13:53,694
[Kate] Maddie!
1459
01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:56,164
Maddie!
1460
01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:58,299
Maddie?
1461
01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:01,002
Hey, you don't see her?
1462
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,004
Ohh!
1463
01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,139
How's it looking,
Steve?
1464
01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,808
Oh, that's fucked up, man.
1465
01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:09,877
Hey! That's her!
1466
01:14:10,713 --> 01:14:14,282
Maddie, stop!
Stop making me run!
1467
01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:17,885
Uhh!
Ow!
1468
01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,487
Maddie.
Get off of me.
1469
01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:20,721
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
1470
01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,494
What are you doing here?
1471
01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:28,663
I told you.
I'm a juggalo.
1472
01:14:29,299 --> 01:14:30,898
[sighs] So, what?
1473
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,767
You're gonna paint your face
like a clown person
1474
01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:34,168
until you're unrecognizable?
1475
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,236
Yes.
1476
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,742
And what else does this
lifestyle change entail?
1477
01:14:42,445 --> 01:14:44,145
I'd need a street name.
1478
01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:47,181
Got it. It's a ton of work
to change your name.
1479
01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:49,750
Requires lots of forms,
just so you know.
1480
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,621
Sometimes I get
so confused.
1481
01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:56,691
And then I get upset because
everyone else is so normal.
1482
01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:58,226
Maddie...
1483
01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:00,761
nobody is normal.
1484
01:15:00,763 --> 01:15:03,064
I mean, do you see
where we are right now?
1485
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,033
Easy for you to say.
You're perfect.
1486
01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:11,839
Maddie, I'm a mess.
1487
01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:17,011
I work all the time
to avoid myself.
1488
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,380
And I never know
what to do with my arms.
1489
01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,652
My last romantic relationship
was six years ago.
1490
01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:27,989
And that was basically because I just
started following this guy around.
1491
01:15:27,991 --> 01:15:29,724
You followed him around?
1492
01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:31,893
I just kind of put myself
in places he was at,
1493
01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,728
and then we'd make out
sometimes. Ugh.
1494
01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:35,997
That's not a relationship.
I know.
1495
01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:38,366
Look, nobody knows
what they're doing.
1496
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:44,805
And besides, everyone's
a freak at the core. Right?
1497
01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:51,078
Your face is painted.
I know.
1498
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,248
A nice girl named Raven
of Sin did it for me.
1499
01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:56,918
And your parents are here.
1500
01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,587
I know.
You did this to yourself.
1501
01:15:59,589 --> 01:16:00,821
Let's go.
1502
01:16:04,427 --> 01:16:06,394
I saw they have
a pretzel stand.
1503
01:16:06,396 --> 01:16:08,062
You want some salt?
1504
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,698
No, I get it, guys.
I followed Phish for like, three months.
1505
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,934
Billy Joel's Storm Front Tour.
Great stuff.
1506
01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:15,703
So, you guys like,
take time off work?
1507
01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:18,406
Oh, my God! Baby, hi.
1508
01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:19,707
Oh, I was so worried.
1509
01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:21,609
Is she okay?
She's okay, right?
1510
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:24,111
Was she in one piece?
Sensei Pete!
1511
01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:26,113
[Joe] Okay, now,
you're in so much trouble.
1512
01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:28,316
Who... Who are
all these kids?
1513
01:16:29,452 --> 01:16:30,952
Those are Maddie's
new friends.
1514
01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:34,088
We were only gone
a week, Kate.
1515
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,756
I know they look
offensive
1516
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,258
and they play
with their spit
1517
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,226
and all their songs are
about stabbing people
1518
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:41,562
and they have no intention
of fitting into society
1519
01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:44,131
- and they work at places like Lids.
- That's too many things.
1520
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,967
But once you get past
all that,
1521
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,369
they're really
kind of sweet.
1522
01:16:52,075 --> 01:16:53,307
Okay. I...
1523
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,211
I didn't mean
to be hard on you.
1524
01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,280
I just really want Maddie
to have friends.
1525
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:01,649
I just don't want it to be hard
for her like it was for me.
1526
01:17:01,651 --> 01:17:03,217
Maddie is perfect.
1527
01:17:06,990 --> 01:17:08,322
All she needs is you.
1528
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:16,430
You really stink.
And you look terrifying.
1529
01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:18,499
Yeah, I know.
I know that I do. Let's go.
1530
01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:19,667
Let's go!
1531
01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:21,502
Bye, B.J.
Later, Maddie.
1532
01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:22,637
I got a tattoo.
1533
01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:23,738
Oh, come on.
What?
1534
01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,239
Is she serious?
1535
01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,008
Are you serious?
It's removable.
1536
01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,843
Later, Throat Slasher.
Bye, guys.
1537
01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,478
Peace.
See ya.
1538
01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:42,990
[Kate] Hey, Sarah?
1539
01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:45,526
I wanted to give you these.
1540
01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:47,495
They're the projections
we're gonna be using
1541
01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:50,031
on the Parsons account
for the next six months.
1542
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,367
So you will be all up to speed
when you get back.
1543
01:17:54,137 --> 01:17:55,102
Thanks.
1544
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,205
Hey.
1545
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:03,344
We're skipping out early
to grab a bite.
1546
01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:04,378
You want to come?
1547
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:07,848
Yeah. Yeah, I would.
1548
01:18:09,485 --> 01:18:11,786
- Where are you guys going?
- Mahoney's.
1549
01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,320
Why? That place sucks.
1550
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:14,855
Well, that's where
we're going.
1551
01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,557
Okay, cool.
1552
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:18,559
Cool, I'm just gonna go
grab my stuff.
1553
01:18:20,229 --> 01:18:22,063
- Don't leave, okay?
- Hurry up.
1554
01:18:25,134 --> 01:18:27,902
Hey, Barb. I'm taking off
early with Dan and Sarah.
1555
01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:29,970
So if you want to head
out, you can. Oh.
1556
01:18:29,972 --> 01:18:32,306
I just need you to clean
up my office before you go.
1557
01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:33,307
Oh.
1558
01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:42,983
Bruce!
1559
01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:45,820
Hey.
1560
01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,557
Erin, how's it going?
It's great.
1561
01:18:49,559 --> 01:18:52,159
You got that big
presentation tomorrow. Yeah.
1562
01:18:52,161 --> 01:18:54,395
All right, well,
try and get some sleep.
1563
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,197
You're gonna do great.
1564
01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:58,933
But no so great
if you don't sleep at all.
1565
01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:01,202
I hate this.
Okay.
1566
01:19:01,204 --> 01:19:02,303
Hey, guys.
1567
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,606
Um, I'm ready.
1568
01:19:13,516 --> 01:19:14,715
Hi.
[Joe] Hi.
1569
01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:15,816
Hi.
1570
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,453
So, I forgot the salad,
but I brought you some wine.
1571
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:22,022
Ooh, that's a lot of wine for an
afternoon, but let's dance.
1572
01:19:22,024 --> 01:19:24,425
Well... Hey. Hi.
Hi.
1573
01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:26,761
Are you hungry now?
Do you want some cheese or something?
1574
01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,796
Uh, no, I'm good.
My assistant and I
1575
01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:30,898
had a big lunch at Macaroni Grill.
Huh?
1576
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,099
It was all right.
Mmm.
1577
01:19:32,702 --> 01:19:35,269
Wow! Looking sharp.
1578
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,804
I made some new weapons.
Do you want to see?
1579
01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,405
Oh, Maddie,
Aunt Kate just got here.
1580
01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:40,141
Let's let her relax a little bit.
No, I do.
1581
01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:42,643
I want to see your new weapons.
Let's go.
1582
01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:45,479
[Cheryl] Have fun, but don't get too dirty.
We're gonna eat soon.
1583
01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:46,781
Let's see.
1584
01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:48,816
Oh. Nice.
1585
01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:50,317
This one's mine?
Mm-hmm.
1586
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:51,352
Okay.
1587
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,955
How are those
mean girls doing?
1588
01:19:55,725 --> 01:19:57,124
Hmm, they've been dormant.
1589
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,226
Really?
That's pretty good.
1590
01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:02,596
Did you go see
Sensei Pete yesterday?
1591
01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:03,664
Maybe.
1592
01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,399
[grunting]
1593
01:20:06,669 --> 01:20:08,135
Just not so hard this time.
1594
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,771
Why?
You jealous of my moves?
1595
01:20:10,773 --> 01:20:12,339
'Cause I'm scared of you.
1596
01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,408
[laughing]
1597
01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:16,911
♪ The new kid on my street ♪
1598
01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:19,580
♪ She kind of looks like me ♪
1599
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,183
[both grunting]
You're getting good at this.
1600
01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:24,185
[laughter and grunting]
1601
01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:29,290
♪ We like to sing
This song in harmony ♪
1602
01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:31,525
♪ And her mama sings, too ♪
1603
01:20:33,095 --> 01:20:35,996
♪ And the old man
Taps his shoe... ♪
1604
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:41,202
Family is everywhere.
It ain't about who you are,
1605
01:20:41,204 --> 01:20:43,337
where you come from.
1606
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,373
It's about showing respect
and love to everybody, man.
1607
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,543
I think the family term comes
from when people gather like this.
1608
01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,046
Individually, you're a juggalo.
But when we gather together,
1609
01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:53,881
everybody has
each other's back.
1610
01:20:53,883 --> 01:20:56,116
If you're low on water,
if you're low on food, we got you.
1611
01:20:56,118 --> 01:20:58,552
You know what I mean?
If you need a place to sleep, we got you.
1612
01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:03,190
In my mind, juggalo is like,
the way you love, the way you live.
1613
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,159
It ain't got nothin' to do
with all the negative things
1614
01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:06,527
that everybody
make it out to be.
1615
01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,662
[boy] I'm raised
like a juggalo, but...
1616
01:21:08,664 --> 01:21:11,966
I ain't that clear
what a juggalo is right now.
1617
01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:15,536
I was born a juggalo, but I didn't
find out till I was 16 years old.
1618
01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:17,504
Everybody that's
a fuckin' juggalo is here.
1619
01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:19,573
They might not know
till they're 30, 40, 50.
1620
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,643
You can't really explain a juggalo, man.
You really can't.
1621
01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:24,211
These motherfuckers
are random as shit.
1622
01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,714
[man] I remember
my very first time
1623
01:21:26,716 --> 01:21:29,416
I actually got invited
to like, a juggalo party.
1624
01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:32,653
You know, I'm a big guy.
Like, they fuckin' just accept me.
1625
01:21:32,655 --> 01:21:34,989
I remember one juggalo told me,
he was like,
1626
01:21:34,991 --> 01:21:37,091
"The bigger you are,
the more to love."
1627
01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:39,593
And I was like, "What?"
This is not a gang.
1628
01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:41,829
This is fuckin' beautiful.
This is family.
1629
01:21:41,831 --> 01:21:45,199
Don't forget: When you're at the
gathering of the motherfuckin' juggalos,
1630
01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:47,101
call your mom.
Call your mom.
1631
01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:48,602
♪ We're all young together ♪
1632
01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,473
♪ We're all young together ♪
♪ We're all young together ♪
1633
01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:57,745
♪ We're all young together ♪
♪ We're all young together ♪
1634
01:21:57,747 --> 01:22:01,382
♪ We're all young together ♪
♪ We're all young together ♪
1635
01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:05,052
♪ We're all young together ♪
♪ We're all young together ♪
1636
01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,521
♪ We're all young together ♪
♪ We're all young together ♪
1637
01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:11,258
♪ We're all young together ♪
1638
01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:15,195
♪ We're all young together ♪
1639
01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:18,766
♪ We're all young together ♪
1640
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:22,469
♪ We're all young together ♪
1641
01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,206
♪ We're all young together ♪
1642
01:22:27,310 --> 01:22:29,677
♪ We're all young together ♪
1643
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,514
♪ We're all young together ♪
1644
01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:37,384
♪ We're all young together ♪
1645
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:41,221
♪ We're all young together ♪
1646
01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:44,124
[song fades out]
1647
01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:56,397
[new song begins]
1648
01:23:59,068 --> 01:24:02,736
♪ It all felt like a dream ♪
1649
01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:07,641
♪ Tell me now
What's growing of me ♪
1650
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,979
♪ The years felt
Like a breeze ♪
1651
01:24:11,981 --> 01:24:14,581
♪ As they passed us by ♪
1652
01:24:16,018 --> 01:24:20,320
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1653
01:24:20,322 --> 01:24:24,958
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh ♪
1654
01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:29,329
♪ Time feels like a road ♪
1655
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:34,334
♪ Never know which way
It'll go ♪
1656
01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:39,006
♪ It's a one-way thing ♪
1657
01:24:39,008 --> 01:24:40,841
♪ We can't turn back ♪
1658
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:49,683
♪ And we always say good-bye ♪
1659
01:24:49,685 --> 01:24:54,755
♪ We leave and change
I don't know why ♪
1660
01:24:54,757 --> 01:24:58,525
♪ But we keep the old times ♪
1661
01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:00,694
♪ In our minds ♪
1662
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,869
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1663
01:25:08,871 --> 01:25:12,973
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh ♪
1664
01:25:14,376 --> 01:25:18,579
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1665
01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:23,283
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh ♪
1666
01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:45,572
♪ And we always say good-bye ♪
1667
01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:50,611
♪ We leave and change
I don't know why ♪