1 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,200 Tonight on my Big Show... 2 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,800 Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy play Remember Me. 3 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,320 We hit Albert Square in an EastEnders TV takeover. 4 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,600 There's music from Katherine Jenkins. 5 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:36,160 And B*Witched become our Unexpected Star Stars of the show. 6 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,960 Ladies and gentlemen, it's The Big Show. 7 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,880 Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre. 8 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,080 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 9 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,240 # One, two, three, four! # 10 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,320 I'm not a natural roller-skater. 12 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,920 MICHAEL GIGGLES 13 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:36,600 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my Big Show! 14 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,600 Where, of course, we will have big... 15 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,920 AUDIENCE: Stars! 16 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:42,960 ..big... 17 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,000 Laughs! 18 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,160 ..and even bigger... 19 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,600 Surprises! 20 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,480 But first, it is time for my new favourite game in the world, 21 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,000 Remember Me! 22 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,840 # Do you remember? # 23 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,840 Tonight, we are surprising two people. 24 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,320 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 25 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:08,200 He was born in Macclesfield on the 30th of January, 1981. 26 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,920 I think we have a photograph. 27 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,520 AUDIENCE: Aww. 28 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,320 Very, very sweet young man. 29 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:18,400 And she was born in Liverpool on the 10th of January, 1986. 30 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,560 What a cutie! Aww. 31 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,440 So let's see what they both look like now. 32 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,040 Ladies and gentlemen, 33 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,640 it's, of course, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy! 34 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 35 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,040 # I got you, moonlight 36 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,360 # You're my starlight 37 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,840 # I need you all night 38 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,560 # Come on, dance with me 39 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,800 # I'm levitating... # 40 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,360 Darling, darling, darling. Pete... How are you? 41 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,880 Abs, darling. Hello. 42 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,080 It's so good to see you both. 43 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,360 How are you with people from your past? 44 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:55,360 Are you sweet, caring people who remember others? 45 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,200 Um, no, my memory's not great. 46 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,960 Abbey's good with faces. Faces. 47 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,120 Yeah, very good. Faces. 48 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,960 She never forgets a face. And it'll drive me mad, 49 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,840 cos I'll never forget a face and I'll be like... 50 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,520 Oh, but not the name. Not the name. Yeah. Ever. 51 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,120 Oh, really, ever? We have a little code. 52 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,080 OK. So I'll introduce... If I can't remember a name, 53 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,720 and he'll go, "Oh, I'm Pete..." No, sorry. It's the other way round. 54 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,200 "This is Peter," right? This is Pete. 55 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,800 So you forget HIS name? 56 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,800 LAUGHTER 57 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,240 "This is Pete," and then he goes, "Oh, who are you?" 58 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:25,520 OK. It's tough, it's tough. Well, I think this could be really fun. 59 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,080 We are loading up back there for everybody to pop out. 60 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,720 We're going to ask you guys to head up to the royal box... 61 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,720 OK. ..where I think you both very much belong, 62 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,440 and we will play Remember Me. 63 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,880 Thank you so much. Fabulous. 64 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,400 How exciting. It's Pete and Abs! 65 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,680 We love you. 66 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,640 All right, off you go. 67 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,680 Don't fall, don't fall. 68 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,680 # I need you all night 69 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,840 # Come on, dance with me I'm levitating... # 70 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,320 It's sweet that Pete walks around, 71 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,120 because he could have just walked straight up. 72 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,440 Ladies and gentlemen, Pete and Abs. 73 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 74 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,160 Love those two. 75 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,480 Very, very good. 76 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,120 OK, well, let's see if you remember this person, 77 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:09,440 or at least remember their face for your first Remember Me. 78 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,960 # Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day... # 79 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,400 Who have we got? 80 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,840 Who have we got? 81 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,760 # Do you remember? # 82 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,200 Hi. Remember me? 83 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,600 LAUGHTER 84 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,280 Oh, both of their faces are amazing. 85 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,240 What's going through your head, Abbey? 86 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,520 Well, I think she's gorgeous. 87 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,720 So... What's going through your head, Pete? 88 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,680 The same. I don't know. I hope it's not the... 89 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,120 LAUGHTER 90 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,360 Anything, Pete? Any flicker? 91 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,720 Yeah, I feel like I know her, 92 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:01,680 but I don't know if it's to me or Abbey. 93 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,360 I don't know where from. I don't know where from. 94 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,920 I know her face, but I don't know where from. 95 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,680 Oh, you both recognise her face, you think? 96 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,840 I do. All right, well, we can give you a clue. 97 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:15,960 So, this is going to be the first time that you met this person. 98 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,600 When was that? 99 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,480 2011. What happened in 2011? 100 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,760 2011, we... We had our first daught... 101 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,040 We had our first daughter in 2011. Yeah. OK. 102 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,440 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 103 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,480 Are you Peter and Abbey's daughter? 104 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,840 I don't think so. 105 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,840 It's a no. That is not your daughter. 106 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,480 Our daughter's here tonight. We got married in 2011. 107 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,000 We got married, yes. You got married? Yeah. 108 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 109 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,080 Ooh. Is she...? 110 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,600 Hold on, hold on. Does she do make-up? 111 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,760 You don't... 112 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,360 You don't play the harp, do you? 113 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,040 Do you play the harp? 114 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,320 No. No. 115 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,000 It was a lovely question. 116 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,160 I've got to say, that's the first time we've had that question 117 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,040 on Remember Me. Ohh. 118 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,880 Your wedding. So... There was a lot of people there. 119 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,840 LAUGHTER 120 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,400 We can give you one more clue. 121 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,920 The clue's going to actually come from this person. 122 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,800 OK. OK, here's the clue. 123 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,680 # Laaaa. # 124 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 125 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,560 I thought it was a harp, but... 126 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,880 Did you sing us down the aisle? 127 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,720 Yes. Yes! 128 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 129 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,960 Were you on the balcony? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 130 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,960 But we thought... I thought you had a harp! 131 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,520 No harp. No, there was a... 132 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,280 There was someone playing the harp, but... No harp. 133 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,680 But you were on a balcony. 134 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,600 Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, you weren't? There was... 135 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,280 I was on the balcony, but there was no harp. 136 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,440 You were on the balcony? Yeah, I was on the balcony. Yeah. 137 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,640 I remember. Do you remember what she sung at your wedding? 138 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,520 It was that... 139 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,320 LAUGHTER 140 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,760 # Laaaa. # 141 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,920 Imaginary harp. 142 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,000 You had a lovely... It was a classical voice. 143 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,160 You sang You Are So Beautiful. What else did you...? 144 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,120 Oh, it's Amelia, by the way. Yes. Amelia, ladies and gentlemen. 145 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,960 Amelia. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 146 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,320 Harpless. 147 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,080 So, welcome. Hi. 148 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,600 Now, what do you remember of it, Amelia? 149 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,800 I didn't know I was singing you down the aisle until ten minutes before. 150 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,280 ABBEY GASPS 151 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,280 Which was quite nerve-racking 152 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,800 as a child. Aw, well, 153 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,960 I'd like to say you did a great job, but they can't remember. Yeah. 154 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,720 Are you sure you didn't have a harp? 155 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,800 I'm sure. 156 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,920 Well, it's lovely to see you again. 157 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:48,320 It's Amelia, who sung Peter and Abbey down the aisle. 158 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,000 There she is, after all these years. 159 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:02,480 OK. Let's see who is your next blast from the past? 160 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,640 Who's it going to be? 161 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,720 # Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day 162 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,240 # Do you remember? # 163 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,640 Hi. Remember me? 164 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,720 PETE CHUCKLES 165 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:24,800 LAUGHTER 166 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,080 Do you, Pete? 167 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,480 Pete's face. Brilliant. 168 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,280 Abbey, are you getting a flicker of anything here? 169 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,680 Yeah. What's going on? 170 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,920 Mm. What's happening? No, no, it's all good. 171 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,200 All good. 172 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,920 What do you think? 173 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,760 Um, well, I'm thinking it's someone that went to our school. 174 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,240 APPLAUSE 175 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,760 Right. 176 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,120 OK, excellent. And do... 177 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,200 Do you remember anything else? 178 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,960 I remember we were in a group of, say, five or six lads, 179 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,840 who were my friends. 180 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,040 Yeah. And then, you know, 181 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,000 some of my friends used to say that she was beautiful at school. 182 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:17,920 It's very, very sweet. 183 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:23,760 Why are you...delegating this opinion? 184 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,960 What? 185 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,320 LAUGHTER 186 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,960 Is this your school crush, Pete? 187 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,920 Pete? It's really weird, this, isn't it? 188 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,360 So, Pete, do you remember the name of this person? 189 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,000 Is it Lucy Billings? It is. 190 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 191 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,320 Hello, Lucy. 192 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,520 It's Lucy Billings. 193 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,600 So, what age was this when you were at school together? 194 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,240 13. We were 13 years old, I would say, yeah. 13, yeah. 195 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,600 Aw. But you didn't... Did you...? 196 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,480 Did you have any...? 197 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,840 LAUGHTER 198 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,840 No. 199 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,720 Sadly, no. He was just a bit young for me, so... 200 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:12,000 I was in the year below. So, do you remember any detail? 201 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,280 I mean, paint the scene for us. 202 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,720 What, was he, like, on his bike and, what, was he a bit unruly? 203 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,760 Was his tie...? Or did he have a tie? 204 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,800 I don't know. Was he really tall then? 205 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,520 Had he grown yet or was he tiny and then he grew? 206 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,120 Because he was in the year below, 207 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,480 but he's Peter Crouch. 208 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,720 Yes. I mean, he's, you know... 209 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,440 "I'm in the year below you." 210 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,040 Was he very tall then? 211 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,080 He was tall, but I'm very small, 212 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,120 so, you know, I think... How many reasons to reject the man? 213 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,840 Did he make his feelings known at this time? 214 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,520 I think someone had asked... Oh, "Will you ask...?" 215 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,600 Yeah, "Will you ask and will you go out with me and...?" 216 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,320 I think she fancied my mate. 217 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,480 LAUGHTER 218 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,160 But he was too young as well, so he didn't get a look-in either. 219 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,200 Yeah, he was too young, yeah. So, yeah. 220 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,640 But you're now married to an 86-year-old. 221 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,080 LAUGHTER 222 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,240 Well, it's amazing to give you two this 223 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,840 incredibly awkward televised reunion. Thank you. 224 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,840 LAUGHTER 225 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,640 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Pete's first crush, Lucy! 226 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,320 Thank you, Lucy. 227 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,240 Oh, sorry about that one. I hate this game. 228 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:30,280 Let's see who is your next blast from the past. 229 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,480 Who have we got? 230 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,360 # Never was a cloudy day 231 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,800 # Do you remember? # 232 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,680 Hi. Remember me? 233 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,560 I do, I do. Do you? 234 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,400 Familiarity? I mean, 235 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,600 I've got to be honest, it's not easy. 236 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,080 It's not easy. No. 237 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,880 I know this guy. Oh! Here we go. Abs, I'm telling you... 238 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:06,880 I just don't know where from. You recognise that face? What? 239 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,560 SHE WHISPERS 240 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,640 She thinks he might own a sandwich shop near us. 241 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,000 LAUGHTER 242 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,720 That's not true, is it? No, no. I know him. 243 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,400 I can tell you he sold both of you something. Oh. 244 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,040 Yeah. I was just chilling out. 245 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:33,840 OK, I'm going to now give you the clue of the place this occurred. 246 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,120 It's not easy. Here we go. 247 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,880 Ooh. 248 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,280 Ooh! 249 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,760 ABBEY GASPS 250 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,760 Oh, my God, yes! 251 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,120 In Sicily. Correct. Yeah! 252 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:52,160 He's the owner of the place in... No way, the little coffees. 253 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,680 I said a cafe. You did, you did. She said a cafe. 254 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:59,760 Yes. Yes! In Sicily, Taormina. Taormina. Yeah, exactly. 255 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,240 Yes, it is! Exactly. 256 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,480 It is Saretto from Sicily. 257 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,240 He once sold you an ice cream. 258 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,840 Granita. 259 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,680 Granita? Granita, exactly. Granita. 260 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,800 It's not just... It's not an ice cream. 261 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,760 It's not just... It's not just ice cream. 262 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,120 It's different. Granita is different. 263 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,320 Granita. What is it? This is your opportunity. 264 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:25,240 Granita is a typical Sicilian speciality. Oh, it's fabulous. 265 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,960 But the beautiful news is... Tell us the news. 266 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,000 The bar, my bar, is very, very popular. 267 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,400 Because I stay here, I want to make marketing, but... 268 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,840 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 269 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,720 Saretto, Saretto, take the opportunity. 270 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,600 Tell the people about the granita, the granita. 271 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,160 Granita... Granita. ..is like sorbet. 272 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,960 We are very popular. 273 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:55,160 Very. And what I want to say, the bar is popular. 274 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,600 We get it, the popularity of the bar. 275 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,680 Keep going, keep going. 276 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,240 Sure. The bar is very popular. 277 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,240 What is very, very beautiful for they, 278 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,080 they was in the queue. 279 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:11,240 Not ask me the table because it's Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. 280 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,800 They wait on the line. 281 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,080 APPLAUSE 282 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,480 They waited. Round of... They queued with the plebs. Sure. 283 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,640 LAUGHTER 284 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:29,120 Because you have waited and I gave the best granita, really. 285 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,680 I want granita! I wait you. 286 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,920 I want the granita! 287 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,920 Will you give me...? We are making granita. 288 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,840 We are making granita. Did you bring a granita? 289 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,440 Yeah. Because I don't queue, you know? 290 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,720 LAUGHTER 291 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,640 Where is it? Back, in the backstage. 292 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,120 Where's the granita? I want a granita. 293 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,720 Sorry. Granita, scusi. 294 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,520 ITALIAN ACCENT: Mi scusi, it's very popular. 295 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,960 LAUGHTER 296 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,280 Where is this very popular...? Here. 297 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,840 Oh! 298 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 299 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,440 So this is... This is yours, is it? 300 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,920 You must say it's good, huh? 301 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,200 LAUGHTER 302 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,480 All right. Ohh. 303 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,280 AUDIENCE: Ohh... 304 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,800 Good! 305 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,240 ITALIAN ACCENT: It's unbelievable. 306 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,960 Yeah. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 307 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,360 This... 308 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,840 Can I ask you a serious question? Yeah. 309 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,920 Is it popular? 310 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,000 It's popular. 311 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,880 Oh, God, it's so good. 312 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,400 Oh, that is. Mm! 313 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,800 Save me some. Very popular. 314 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:46,440 Ladies and gentlemen, it is, all the way from Sicily, Saretto! 315 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,280 Ciao, ciao. Thank you! Grazie mille. 316 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,680 Grazie mille! 317 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,360 Granita! 318 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,120 All right, so let's give you one more. 319 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,800 Let's see who this is. 320 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,520 # Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day... # 321 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,640 Who have we got? 322 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,200 # Do you remember? # 323 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,960 Hi. Remember me? 324 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,120 I think I know the voice. 325 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,160 APPLAUSE 326 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,520 I remember the voice, yeah. 327 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,440 He's crying. Yeah, I'm not crying. You are crying. Yeah. 328 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,000 No, yeah. If it is who I think it is... 329 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,160 Sorry, Pete? If it's who I think it is... 330 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,400 Yeah, I think it's the voice, 331 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,120 because he used to tell me what to do. Aw. 332 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,560 APPLAUSE 333 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,560 So... 334 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,080 What...? 335 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,480 What kind of thing would he say to do? 336 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,840 He'd say, you know, 337 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440 a little stepover, take two touches. 338 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,240 I think it's... I think it's him. 339 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,600 He looks different. 340 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,840 APPLAUSE 341 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,160 Aww. 342 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,160 Jog his memory. Give it to him. 343 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,720 He's just... He's just fallen over. 344 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,080 Crouchy, get up! 345 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,040 It's all coming flooding back. Oh, my God. 346 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,000 So, Pete, do you happen to remember this gentleman's name 347 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,640 or, indeed, where it was and when you last saw each other? 348 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,480 Yeah, yeah. No, do you know what? 349 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,200 I'd never forget him, because he was a huge influence on my career. 350 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,840 Genuinely, when I was a kid, like, 351 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,160 I genuinely believed that my technique came from the grounding 352 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,640 I had with Barry Quinn. Aw. 353 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 354 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,680 Thanks, brother. 355 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,400 So this was when, Pete? How old were you when you and Barry...? 356 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,760 God, I must have been ten, 11? Nine, ten? 357 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,920 Yeah, he was only about ten. A long time. 358 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,080 LAUGHTER 359 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,960 So, Pete, big influence on your life. 360 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,960 Like, honestly, a huge influence. 361 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,800 I just think at that time, at that age, 362 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,600 like, it's such a, like, a time for you to develop 363 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,040 and I was just so lucky to have a coach like Barry, 364 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,840 who just I felt got me to the next level, really. 365 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,320 And I know I was only a baby, 366 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,640 but I think that grounding was kind of what shaped the player I became. 367 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,000 Yeah, well, it must be lovely to hear that. 368 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,080 It is fantastic. 369 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,080 Did you spot the talent early with Pete? 370 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,080 He had a fantastic attitude. Yeah. 371 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,720 He had natural talent, 372 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,800 but always wanted to progress, always wanted to get better, 373 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,840 worked harder than everybody else, 374 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,560 and great family support. 375 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,560 Yeah. So he was an absolute coach's dream. 376 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,080 AUDIENCE: Aww. 377 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,440 And look at him now. 378 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,000 Look at him. 379 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,200 Was he a good...? Was he a good boy, young Pete? 380 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,400 He was. Did he listen? He did, yeah. 381 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,040 He listened intently, almost too much at times, 382 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,840 because when he was with us, 383 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,720 he thought that he was illegally with us. 384 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,240 And when we shouted, "Pete, hide, the man's here from the FA," 385 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,320 he would run off, go through a hole in the fence 386 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,920 and wait to be called back in. 387 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,040 Why was he illegally there? He wasn't. 388 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,440 We just thought it was funny. 389 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,120 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 390 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,600 Oh, Barry, it's absolutely great to see you. Thank you. 391 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,240 Barry, ladies and gentlemen. 392 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,760 Yeah, I love you, Barry. Pete, one of his first coaches. 393 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,240 Come on! 394 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,960 Yeah! 395 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,840 All right, ladies and gentlemen, that was super fun. 396 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,880 Let's hear it for Pete and Abbey. 397 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,480 CHEERING 398 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,720 So, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for TV Takeover. 399 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,240 CHEERING 400 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:51,360 So, this is where I take over someone's television, 401 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,000 and they watch an entirely fake version 402 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,920 of a television show which we make bespokely for them. 403 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,680 So this series we focused on Monday, 404 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,240 Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday night. 405 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,560 7.30, to be precise. 406 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:15,440 I suppose for most of our lives we would have heard this music. 407 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,040 EASTENDERS DOOF-DOOFS PLAY, CHEERING 408 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:24,680 It is one of the most successful soaps in this country's history, 409 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,160 EastEnders! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 410 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,040 Now, it's unlikely, ladies and gentlemen, 411 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:35,120 that anybody is as big a fan as Amanda. 412 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,720 Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my friend Amanda. 413 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,240 Here she is. 414 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 415 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,960 It's her husband, Mark. Thank you. 416 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,200 Hi, Sophie and Jack. 417 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,960 Sophie and Jack, your kids. 418 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,440 So, EastEnders. Tell me about EastEnders. 419 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,800 Tell me about your love of EastEnders. 420 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,600 Oh, it is my favourite show. I've never missed an episode. 421 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,120 So, genuinely have never missed an episode? 422 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,360 If I go on holiday, I will... 423 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,120 ..make sure I catch up. So this is actually an episode 424 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,360 that you did miss. 425 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,680 The whole of the country who watch EastEnders 426 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,680 were watching the actual EastEnders and we were actually... 427 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,360 Do you know we were next door? 428 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,600 We drilled a hole through the wall into your television 429 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,200 and we were playing our own version for only you to watch. You were. 430 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,080 Of course, your family were all in on it... They were. 431 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,240 ..and did a very good job. 432 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,360 Now, it's important, before we watch it, 433 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,640 that we learn a little bit about you, 434 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,560 so why don't you tell us the story of when you were so shocked by 435 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,640 I think it was somebody's death? Oh. Lucy Beale. 436 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,880 Tell us, Amanda, about this. 437 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,200 So, once when I was watching EastEnders, 438 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,960 I was having my tea... Yes. ..which was a bit of fried chicken. 439 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,840 And it was a really upsetting episode. 440 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,640 Lucy Beale had just died and I was beside myself. 441 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,160 Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry. I was absolutely crying and sobbing 442 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,120 and it was just horrendous. Incredibly dramatic. 443 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,080 It was very harrowing, Michael. It was very harrowing. 444 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,800 It was very harrowing, so I took a deep breath in 445 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,440 because I was crying... Oh, no. ..and I choked on the chicken. Oh! 446 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,400 And my daughter had to ring an ambulance. 447 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,840 My husband had to give the Heimlich manoeuvre to me, 448 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,400 and the chicken shot out. 449 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,840 And, of course, I'm still here, but... 450 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,440 But Lucy Beale was still dead. OK. 451 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,640 Well, let's all make a mental note of that story. 452 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,520 So, Amanda, in her lovely, lovely home in Swansea, 453 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,120 sat down last week to watch EastEnders. 454 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,920 Let's have a look at Amanda's EastEnders TV Takeover. 455 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 456 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,280 Ah, Swansea. 457 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,120 The jewel in the Welsh crown and home to Amanda, 458 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:45,520 who's heading off for a day of work as a credit controller, 459 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,960 which means it's time for me to spring into action. 460 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,520 MUSIC: The A-Team Theme Tune 461 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,640 Agh! 462 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,720 It's not easy. 463 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,920 All right, so here we are. 464 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,600 Well, this is very dramatic, isn't it, Amanda? 465 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,240 I have broken into your house 466 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,560 while you were at work. 467 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,680 But you do love a bit of drama. In fact, 468 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,000 you like drama four times a week. 469 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,840 And if we're going to make a fun episode, 470 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,640 well, I'm going to need to take some stuff from your house. 471 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,120 This is you here. This is you and your lovely husband, Mark. 472 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,440 Have a good look at Mark, 473 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,240 and maybe have a good look at me and Mark, 474 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,400 because we've got a fun idea for that. 475 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,680 So, let's grab some candles. 476 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,840 A little bit of love. 477 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,360 Why not? Everybody needs love. 478 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360 It's all you need, some would say. 479 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,880 And it's not all I need, 480 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,720 because I'll be taking that and a lot more. 481 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,240 I am struck by this wonderful assortment of crystals. 482 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,400 I'll take one of those. 483 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,400 I don't know what they're for, but, hopefully... 484 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,320 CRYSTAL CLATTERS 485 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,320 Oh, goodness. 486 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,840 I hope that didn't break. Anyway, crack on! 487 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,200 Oh, this is nice. 488 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,720 One of the things you have managed to learn through your life is 489 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,520 all the flags of the world. 490 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,240 That might be popping up. 491 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,120 And I've spotted up here a little CD. 492 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,840 You are a huge fan of Bon Jovi. Who isn't? 493 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,760 So maybe we can try and weave that 494 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,280 into your EastEnders episode. 495 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,400 Oh, hang on. What have we got in here? 496 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,600 Maybe these could make their way from your laundry to 497 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,480 one of the most famous laundries in this country. 498 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,080 Got to get myself to Walford. 499 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,600 I don't know whether to take that little dog or your actual dog. 500 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,840 Come on, boy! 501 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,360 We've got to go on the M4. 502 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,000 DOG BARKS 503 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,000 Come on. 504 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,280 MUSIC: EastEnders Theme Tune 505 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,840 A few hours later and I'm on the set of EastEnders. 506 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,280 Here I am, exiting Walford East Station. 507 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,520 Yes, there's been some extraordinary storylines over the years. 508 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,520 Who shot Phil Mitchell? 509 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,600 Who killed Lucy Beale? 510 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,200 And now it's time for... 511 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,200 ..where is Amanda? 512 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,920 You have never missed an episode of EastEnders, Amanda. 513 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,520 But tonight you will, 514 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,720 because the one you'll be watching, we're making especially for you. 515 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,880 A few weeks later, it's Wednesday night. 516 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200 And, like always, 517 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,360 Amanda has meticulously planned her day 518 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,400 of credit controlling to make sure she's home 519 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,600 in time for the highlight of her entire day, EastEnders. 520 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,480 She has no idea that her house 521 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,080 is rigged with hidden cameras, 522 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,160 with a crew watching her every move next door, 523 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,480 and we've taken over her TV, 524 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,400 ready to override tonight's actual episode of EastEnders 525 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,120 with her own personal episode. 526 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:46,080 So, while she thinks she's in control, she's not. 527 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,120 We are. 528 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,680 The kettle's on, 529 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,200 so it's time for Amanda to take her position 530 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,080 in her favourite chair alongside daughter Sophie, 531 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,760 son Jack, husband Mark, 532 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:01,320 and of course Floki, her dog, who are all in on it. 533 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,800 ANNOUNCER: Now on BBC One Wales, it's lights, camera, action. 534 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,520 MUSIC: EastEnders Theme Tune 535 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,880 If only you knew, Amanda. 536 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,920 Here we go. 537 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,600 Here's your hot chocolate. Oh, lovely. 538 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,680 Thank you, Marie. 539 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,320 Oh, there you are. Oh. 540 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,120 Oh, I'm popular today, ain't I? 541 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,160 Yes. Cheers. 542 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,000 Time to set up tonight's big storyline. 543 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,720 Amanda. 544 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,080 A threatening letter from Amanda, 545 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,240 the Credit Controller, has left Kathy shaken. 546 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,440 After a few genuine EastEnders scenes... 547 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,480 This is actually mental. 548 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,040 I just can't deal with all the lies. 549 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,240 Mate, you are way out of line. 550 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,680 I don't need this. 551 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,240 ..we find Kathy in the laundrette. 552 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,160 It's not even mine. 553 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,600 That's... 554 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,440 Your beach mat? 555 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,200 What? 556 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,400 What? 557 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,920 What about this? 558 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280 PHONE RINGS 559 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280 Now, will you notice the person 560 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,080 calling is a composite of your husband's face and my face? 561 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,400 Nope. Still fixated on the laundry. 562 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,960 Please don't. 563 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,480 Hello, sweetheart. G&T, please, Alfie. 564 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming up. Make it a double, yeah. 565 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,160 I'm having a day of it. Yeah, you and me both. 566 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,400 Oh, listen, I just want to test you on something. 567 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,520 OK, have a look at that. 568 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,000 You what? OK, so I'm doing a quiz, obviously, tonight, 569 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,200 and we're going to do a thing about flags of the world. 570 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,280 I just want to make sure it's not too hard. 571 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,800 Well, your party trick is knowing every flag in the world. 572 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,280 Right, think carefully, all right? 573 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,640 Concentrate. What's that one? 574 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,360 Oh, I don't know, Alfie, look... 575 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,360 Come on, sweetheart. Come on. 576 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,680 Don't panic. OK. Right. 577 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,080 What's that one? 578 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,080 I don't know. Wales? 579 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,600 You certainly know your flags, but how well do you know 580 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,480 your own son, Jack? 581 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,720 Keep an eye on him here in the kitchen. 582 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,880 Where's he heading? 583 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,480 The Queen Vic, apparently. 584 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,560 Spot him, Amanda? 585 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,360 Nope. 586 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200 LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH 587 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,760 Look, this goes back years, yeah? 588 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,320 When I was away from the Square. 589 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,440 I mean, look, I was in a bad place, all right? 590 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,840 And this... 591 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,040 ..this was a bad crowd. 592 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,040 And, of course, there was a ringleader, Amanda. 593 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,440 She was known as the Credit Controller. 594 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,120 I know someone who can help you. 595 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,000 Recognise anyone? 596 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,760 Oh! 597 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,840 Did he go on? 598 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,440 Even your dog, Floki, seems to have recognised himself, 599 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,840 although I did think you might recognise me. 600 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,400 Excuse me. You all right, love? 601 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,480 Yeah, I was told you could help me with something. 602 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,200 My name's Kathy. Yeah, it depends what it is. 603 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,200 Take a seat. What do you want to talk about? 604 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,720 Um... I need to track someone down. She's called Amanda. 605 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,760 Amanda? Yeah. All right, keep talking. 606 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,160 She's known as the Credit Controller. 607 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,480 You wouldn't believe how powerful... Wait a minute. What did you say? 608 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,280 Did you say Credit Controller? Yeah. All right. 609 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,200 I think I've heard of her. This is serious. 610 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,640 Time for a bit of fun now 611 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,640 with your all-time favourite artist, Bon Jovi. 612 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,440 I'm going to get in touch with my mate Tommy, all right? 613 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,040 Someone who used to work on the docks. 614 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,480 The union's been on strike. He's down on his luck. It's tough. 615 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,720 So tough. 616 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,840 Well, we're halfway there, then. 617 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,280 Take my hand, Kath. 618 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,640 We'll make it, I swear. 619 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,640 We'll find this Amanda. 620 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,680 We did, Amanda. 621 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,480 You all right? Yeah, but I was hoping to speak to you and Peter. 622 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,200 Oh, looks nice in here. 623 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,680 What, you got a few new bits? 624 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,440 Yeah, just a few bits, a little freshen-up. 625 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040 Yes, Amanda, that is your cushion. 626 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,720 Look, she hasn't got a single... Are you hungry? 627 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,640 I've got some chicken left. Please help yourself. 628 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,840 Oh, do you know what? I'm starving. 629 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,320 I've not eaten all day. Thank you. 630 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,320 I may also have taken the sofa that you're sitting on. 631 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,480 In fact, there's an awful lot 632 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,320 of things from your house in this scene. 633 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,840 But keep your eye on Kathy eating chicken. 634 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,440 You know how dangerous THAT can be, Amanda. 635 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,360 You know I've been really into my crystals at the moment? 636 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,000 Well, I've been getting this weird energy from this one. 637 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,280 I took it to a medium to get a reading. 638 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,960 What are you going on about, Lauren? 639 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,760 Look, I know that it sounds mad, but... 640 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,080 ..she said that someone is trying to reach me from beyond the grave. 641 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,800 Yeah? Spit it out, Lauren. 642 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,600 She said it was Lucy Beale. 643 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,360 KATHY CHOKES 644 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,760 SHE RETCHES 645 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,520 Time now to ramp up the search for the elusive Amanda. 646 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,240 You're late. Am I? Yes. 647 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,240 It's all right, though. I've found her. 648 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,400 You ain't going to believe where she's at. Where? 649 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,160 Daffodils, valleys. 650 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,920 Green, Green Grass Of Home. 651 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,440 Rob Brydon. 652 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,120 H from Steps. 653 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,920 Alex Jones from The One Show. 654 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,400 Gareth Bale. Where do you think we're going? 655 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,000 Tottenham. 656 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,160 We're going to Wales. 657 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,840 Swansea, guv'nor. 658 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,920 Get in. 659 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,560 Kathy, we're nearly there. Brace yourself. 660 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,920 She ain't going to believe this. 661 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,760 This is her street. 662 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,840 Showtime, Amanda. Your number's up. 663 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,720 Oh! 664 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,800 Who is that? 665 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,520 Oh, my God! 666 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,600 Amanda! 667 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,800 DOOF-DOOFS 668 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,600 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 669 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,040 You all right? 670 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 671 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,760 Oh, my God! 672 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,320 I can't believe it. 673 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,080 Have you any idea who I am? Yes, I do. 674 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,480 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 675 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,640 Oh, my God. 676 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,800 What a wonderful moment. Lovely to meet you, too. 677 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,840 Let's go through to the scene of the crime. 678 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,040 Hello, darling. You all right? 679 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,440 Hello, Mark. How are ya? Hello, mate. You all right? 680 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,200 Oh, God. 681 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,880 Um... 682 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,920 Oh, my God. 683 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,400 This is... I think I'll take my teeth out, actually. 684 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,880 Oh, no. It's The Big Show. 685 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,040 It is indeed Michael McIntyre's Big Show. 686 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:31,320 Amanda, we made that EastEnders just for you. 687 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,120 No! I spent the day at Walford. 688 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,680 Michael McIntyre's in my house. The only bad news 689 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,360 is you've actually missed EastEnders, so you'll have to catch up. 690 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,760 Lovely to meet you. 691 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,400 AS KATHY: Amanda, lovely to meet you! 692 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,840 Credit Controller. Credit Controller. 693 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,280 Give yourself a wave. 694 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,120 You will be watching this in the theatre. Hi! 695 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,680 What an amazing sport. It's Amanda! 696 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 697 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,720 AS KATHY: Amanda! 698 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,240 Ladies and gentlemen, what about that? 699 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:14,960 Amanda, fantastic. Oh, it hurts my cheeks laughing at that. 700 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,560 What do you think? I mean, I don't know 701 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,720 what would go through your mind watching that. 702 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,800 It was real...real... I just could not believe 703 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,240 that was going on and had my things on there. 704 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,680 And I was like, "This is really weird." 705 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,480 I can't even believe we took the sofa. We took the whole... 706 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,560 I cannot believe you took the sofa and I... 707 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,640 And I noticed the sofa and I didn't notice my own son 708 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,080 in the Queen Vic! 709 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,120 These are the priorities. 710 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,040 Well, listen, you've been an amazing sport. 711 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,920 And it was worth it, ultimately, because, you know, you met Kathy. 712 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,360 She came to your house, Gillian, all the way to Swansea. 713 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,360 She was in my house. She was amazing. Yes. And she's so lovely. 714 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,640 Yeah. We've got a little present, actually. 715 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,720 So, this is... Well, this is your script. 716 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,040 This is your EastEnders script. Oh, look. 717 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,520 It's signed by Gillian Taylforth, 718 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,520 who's written a lovely little note to you, and that's for you. 719 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,120 Thank you so much. Pop that on the wall. 720 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,920 Biggest fright of my life. Oh, it certainly was. 721 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,360 It certainly was. Thank you so much. It was our absolute pleasure. 722 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,480 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's star of TV Takeover, 723 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,040 Amanda! 724 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,120 My next guest is the biggest-selling classical artist 725 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,400 of the century. 726 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,680 CHEERING 727 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,160 She is back performing on the Big Show 728 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,240 and I'm so happy that she is. 729 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,520 Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible Katherine Jenkins! 730 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 731 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:49,480 MUSIC: (Everything I Do) I Do It For You 732 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:05,920 # Mio amore guarda mi, lo vedrai 733 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:12,000 # Quel che sei per te 734 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,760 # Nel tuo cuor, cerca in te 735 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:27,240 # E nel trovarmi non cercare piu 736 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:33,920 # Non dirmi non ne vedi il senso 737 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:40,680 # Non puoi dirmi perche morire 738 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,480 # Lo sai che vero 739 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:52,480 # Quello che faro, sara per te 740 00:37:54,680 --> 00:38:02,280 # Non c'e amore, come il tuo 741 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:09,480 # Tu amore, non avrei mai 742 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:16,680 # Non ci vita, se non ci se 743 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:24,680 # Ovunque, per sempre 744 00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:03,200 # Non dirmi non ne valla pena 745 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:10,280 # Non, c'e altro, non voglio di piu 746 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,880 # Lottreo per te 747 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,640 # Mentiro per te 748 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,520 # Vincero per te 749 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:28,600 # Morro per te 750 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,560 # You know it's true 751 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,480 # Everything I do 752 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:53,440 # I do it for you. # 753 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 754 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,000 Jenko! Katherine Jenkins! 755 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,200 Darling. 756 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,400 So, listen, how's it all going? Tell me about this song. 757 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,320 Is it part of an album of Bryan Adams songs? 758 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,400 No. No, I'm actually... MIMICKING: # In the summer of '69! # 759 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,280 We have to do it. I feel like we have to do that. OK! 760 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,920 Well, it's part of my... Yeah. Believe it or not, 761 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,520 I'm celebrating, this year, my 25th year in music. That's extraordinary. 762 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,640 And so I'm going to be going on tour in October. 763 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,800 That's an extraordinary thing. 764 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,800 CHEERING 765 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,000 I can't believe it. 766 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,280 But, yes, there'll be a big UK tour in October. 767 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,480 What a pleasure to have you on the show. Thank you for having me. 768 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,160 The incredible, the sensational... 25 years and still phenomenal. 769 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,560 What a voice! It's Jenko! Katherine Jenkins! 770 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,800 HE BLOWS A KISS 771 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,800 Love her. 772 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,080 CHEERING 773 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,040 It is now time for the Unexpected Star Star of the Show! 774 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,720 CHEERING 775 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:07,440 So, of course, this is where we surprise a star 776 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,960 right here on this very stage. 777 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,080 So tonight we are not surprising just one person, 778 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,040 but an entire band or group. AUDIENCE: Ooh! 779 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,000 They have had four number one singles, 780 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,080 they've sold over three million records, 781 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:25,880 and made sure that double denim stayed in fashion forever. 782 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,200 C'est la vie! It's B*Witched! 783 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 784 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,440 So at the back of the theatre, you have no idea it's the theatre. 785 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,800 So they come in through the back, 786 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,360 and every week we redress it as something else. 787 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,600 Tonight, it is a waxwork studio. 788 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:51,840 B*Witched think they are coming to be immortalised in wax. OK? 789 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:57,600 So they are here to be scanned, to go through a body scanner, 790 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,040 and then they will have a design consultation 791 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,000 and then they will be turned into waxworks. 792 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,400 So they are going to end up in this. 793 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,200 Now this is the 3D body scanner. So they will be scanned on a 360. 794 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,280 When they get to the front, that wall will collapse, 795 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,280 and then they will be on this very stage. 796 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,680 Then the band are going to start playing C'est La Vie. 797 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,720 Comme ca! 798 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,880 BAND PLAYS: C'est La Vie by B*Witched 799 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,120 # Uh-oh-oh-oh... # 800 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,360 AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG 801 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,560 BAND STOPS 802 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,720 OK. 803 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,160 CHEERING 804 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,160 Excellent work. 805 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:43,040 Now, Caroline, our actor, she is waiting in the reception area. 806 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,080 Hi, Caroline. Um, so we can have a little look around. 807 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,360 So I think we have Marilyn Monroe. 808 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,680 There she is. 809 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,440 Justin Bieber. Where's Bieber? 810 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,120 Oh, not bad. 811 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,600 And I think there might be one of me. 812 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,960 Oh, there I am. 813 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,960 LAUGHTER 814 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:04,880 Now, B*Witched are going to be part of a '90s-themed exhibition. 815 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,200 Supposedly. 816 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,760 As part of an '80s-themed exhibition is Sinitta. 817 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,840 Can you show us that? Cos she's behind the curtain. 818 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,280 Now here's a bit of fun - 819 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,320 that's actually Sinitta. 820 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,200 LAUGHTER 821 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,520 So... 822 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,520 MICHAEL LAUGHS 823 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,160 Sinitta, if you can hear me, please give us a wave. 824 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,840 Ladies and gentlemen, Sinitta! There she is! 825 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,760 CHEERING, MICHAEL LAUGHS 826 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,240 OK, so you might have noticed 827 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,280 there's another curtain there on the other side. 828 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,960 And we are going to put a work-in-progress waxwork 829 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,200 into that side. 830 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,040 And when I say work-in-progress, what I mean is, um... 831 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,120 Well, have a little think and put your hands up 832 00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:01,320 if you have ever been mistaken for a celebrity in your life. 833 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,720 Anybody? All right. What have we got? 834 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,960 It's quite, quite good. Um... 835 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,520 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 836 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,480 Hang on. Come up. Let's have a look at this first one. 837 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,800 I think it's nice that everyone can have a look. 838 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,480 Maybe we can have a guess before he says. 839 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,840 But you do - you have a distinctive face. 840 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,400 What's your name? Er, Tony. Tony? Yeah. 841 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,000 Oh, anybody want to guess? 842 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,320 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Keanu Reeves. 843 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,760 Keanu Reeves?! 844 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,240 LAUGHTER 845 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,440 Do people say you look like Keanu Reeves? Every day. 846 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,600 Really? Thank you. I was going to go Owen Wilson! 847 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,920 Oh, or that! 848 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,840 Yeah, if I do this. "Wow..." Yeah. 849 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,840 And every day, people say you look like Keanu Reeves? 850 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,880 Every single day. I think five times, one on the train coming here. 851 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,560 OK. That's good. Decent. All right. 852 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,840 Who else? Who else have we got? It's a really good start. 853 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,680 Hello, darling. OK... 854 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,320 Oh, no, I'm getting something! 855 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,360 Oh, I am! Come on, come up, come up. 856 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,160 Yes, I am! It's good! 857 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,400 This is amazing. OK, I think it's a good one. 858 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,760 What's your...? What's your name? Christine. Christine. Well done. 859 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,520 Join me on stage. So this is Christine. 860 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,000 Um, if you could stand next to Keanu Reeves. 861 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,200 Um... So, Christine... All right? 862 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,640 Oh, it's quite good. 863 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,320 Who do we think Christine looks like? 864 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,720 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Olivia Colman. Olivia Colman. Is that what...? 865 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:19,680 Christine, you really do look like Olivia Colman. 866 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,960 Thank you. How often...? 867 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,960 LAUGHTER 868 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,520 How often do people say that? 869 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,040 Quite frequently. 870 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,920 This is excellent. It's a really good start. 871 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,480 OK. Anybody else? 872 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,240 What? What? Who? What? 873 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,600 Vicky McClure. 874 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,080 Vicky McClure? Yeah, it's quite good. 875 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,640 Come on, come on. Vicky McClure. 876 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,040 LAUGHTER 877 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,080 Nice to meet you. What's your name? Mickey. 878 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,360 Hi. Mickey? Mickey, not Vicky? OK. Well done. 879 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,040 Who else have we got? Who else have we got? 880 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,640 Sorry, I'm coming through here. We had some over here. 881 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,920 Hello, mate. Who do people think you look like? 882 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,160 Peter Kay. 883 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,720 Peter Kay?! 884 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,520 It's quite funny cos it's not great. Come on. 885 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,200 What's your name? Dan. Come on, Dan. 886 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,960 All right, anybody else? You've got Dan as Peter Kay. Anybody else? 887 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,680 Now I'm going to get down to anybody 888 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,240 who's ever been told, like, even once. Just even once. 889 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,160 Put your hand up. Even once. 890 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,040 OK. B*Witched are on their way. 891 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,280 Who was yours? 892 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,600 Emma Thompson. 893 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,520 It's not bad, you know. 894 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,000 OK, one more. Emma Thompson, you're coming up. Quick! 895 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,600 What was yours? 896 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,000 I used to get Orlando Bloom. 897 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,480 Orlando Bloom? Please join us on this stage! 898 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,880 LAUGHTER AND CHEERING 899 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,880 OK. We're going to ask the audience to decide. 900 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,080 OK, come around here. Come around here. 901 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,360 Nice to meet you. What's your name? Helen. Hi, Helen. 902 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,640 Hello, mate. Dan. Hi, Dan. We've got a couple of Dans. 903 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,960 So please don't decide if they're that good. 904 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,600 Just whatever we think is going to be funniest, 905 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,960 cos what's going to happen 906 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,640 is they're going to be in the other curtain, 907 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,360 and then we're going to say to B*Witched, 908 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,200 "Who do you think this is?" OK? 909 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,120 Those in favour of Keanu Reeves make some noise. 910 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 911 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,400 Olivia Colman. 912 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 913 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,760 Vicky McClure. 914 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,120 MUTED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 915 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,320 Peter Kay. 916 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,560 LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 917 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,800 Emma Thompson. 918 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,280 MUTED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 919 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,840 Orlando Bloom. 920 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 921 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,720 All right, we're down to our final two. 922 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,280 Let's... Thank you, guys. You can return to your seats. 923 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,200 Nice to see you. Thank you, guys. Well done. 924 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 925 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,280 Oh, they're both quite good! 926 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,720 OK. It's so close. 927 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,960 Let's settle this with a staring competition. 928 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,640 We have to see... Keep completely still, 929 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,480 cos you are waxworks. All right? Go. 930 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,320 All right. 931 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,880 I'm going Peter Kay. Peter, you've got it. 932 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,200 Thank you very much. 933 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,360 All right, Peter, go on. You're going to get sorted. 934 00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,640 Well done. 935 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,720 SHOUTING: Don't move when you're in there, and don't say a word! 936 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,840 LAUGHTER 937 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,840 OK, let's send them in. 938 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,720 Here you go. Hello, hi. 939 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,040 Come on in. 940 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,480 Hello. Lovely to meet you. Come and take a seat. 941 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,280 Welcome to the studios. Hi. Hi. Come and sit down. 942 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,960 Hello. Come and sit down. 943 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,280 Sorry, I'm just a bit cold. Oh, pop your jacket on. 944 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,760 Hiya. Hi. Hello. Welcome. Lovely to see you. 945 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,640 Sorry to keep you waiting. Busy day! It has been a busy day. 946 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,040 "We'll take you through in a second." 947 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,400 We'll take you through in just a second. 948 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,200 "Get the process started." We know you're very busy. 949 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,400 We'll get the process started. "You ever had a wax before?" 950 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,000 So, has anyone ever had a wax before? 951 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,040 ALL: No. 952 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,920 Oh! 953 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,920 LAUGHTER 954 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,840 Well, this shouldn't be as painful, so that's good. 955 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,320 "And it's amazingly accurate." 956 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,800 It's amazingly accurate as well. Like, you'll be...you'll be amazed. 957 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,320 "Have a look at Marilyn. What do you think?" 958 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,160 I mean, have a look at Marilyn. What do you think? 959 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,360 I know, amazing. 960 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,000 It is. The skin. The hands. 961 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,160 That's good. That's really good. Oh, my God. 962 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,160 Really, really good. It's really accurate. So... 963 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,920 "We pride ourselves on our accuracy." 964 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,120 We really pride ourselves on our accuracy. Yeah. 965 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,680 "We'd like to show you our latest work." 966 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,600 We'd like to show you our latest, actually. Um... 967 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,320 WHILE CAROLINE REPEATS: "We do like to think 968 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,000 "that you should be able to recognise who the waxwork is." 969 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,800 You know, instantly. Yeah. 970 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,600 "So I'm going to show you one. And can you say who you think it is?" 971 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,680 If you could just tell us who you think it is, OK? 972 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,160 So we'll just... Let's have a look. 973 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,880 It's great to get your advice. OK. Ready? 974 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,040 So who's this? 975 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,480 LAUGHTER 976 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,920 Sinitta! ALL: # Sinitta! # 977 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,520 Fantastic! "Just finished that yesterday." 978 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,000 We just finished that one yesterday. Yeah. 979 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,160 That's one of my favourites. "Do you want another little peek?" 980 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,400 Do you want another little peek? OK, are you ready? 981 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,920 Is it going to be someone else? 982 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,040 LAUGHTER 983 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,800 It's great, isn't it? So lifelike. 984 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,040 That's incredible. It is. It's incredible. 985 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,720 "Now, we do have a work-in-progress." 986 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:47,000 We have a work-in-progress as well. 987 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,040 "And I would love you to guess who it might be." 988 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,600 Well, I'd love you to guess our next one, if you can. 989 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,400 I mean, it's... I think it's brilliant, this one. 990 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,960 You'll be really impressed. 991 00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,280 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 992 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,280 No, some of them do have hydraulics in, you know? 993 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,680 The dinosaurs in the museum and stuff. Are we on Candid Camera? 994 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,960 "If you had to guess?" Any guesses? 995 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,120 Like, if you had to guess who it was? 996 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,600 I have no idea! No. 997 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,800 OK. You're joking! "He's got Irish roots, I think." 998 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,320 He's got Irish roots, I think, actually. 999 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,440 Oh, my God. Stop it. 1000 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,640 "One more quick look." 1001 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,400 One more quick look. Are you ready? OK, here we go. 1002 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,840 LAUGHTER 1003 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,880 Is that a man? 1004 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,680 It looks really real. You must know that one. 1005 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,880 "I'll give you a clue. Garlic bread. Garlic bread." 1006 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,760 Garlic bread. What? 1007 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,240 Garlic bread. That's the clue. 1008 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,600 I'm so confused. 1009 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,760 No, no, it's all a model. 1010 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,120 I mean, they're so accurate. They're great, aren't they? 1011 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,920 "Peter...?" Peter...? 1012 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,960 Sellers. "Peter...?" 1013 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,960 LAUGHTER 1014 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,560 It was. It was Peter Kay. You said it, yeah. 1015 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,800 What? Really? 1016 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,600 "Last peek. Last peek." 1017 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,360 Have another look. Are you ready? OK, here we go. 1018 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,440 No, that's a real man. No. 1019 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,880 LAUGHTER 1020 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,880 All right, take them through. Let's get them scanned. 1021 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,840 OK. Do you want to just follow me through, ladies? 1022 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,000 We're going to start your scan. It's just through this way. 1023 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,320 So I think Danny should be back out here again. 1024 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,800 THEY CHAT 1025 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,160 Come on through. 1026 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,680 So, come on through. This is the scanner, OK? 1027 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,040 I'm going to give you one of these. 1028 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,200 Keavy, that's yours. Thank you. See the spot over there? Yeah. 1029 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,720 You're going to stand on that one here. 1030 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,640 This one's for you. And the spot just on the end there. 1031 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,840 See the spot on the floor? Facing that way? 1032 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,080 Yeah, face the scanner. 1033 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,880 Lindsay. 1034 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,480 And here we go, my love. On that spot there. 1035 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,040 OK, so this is going to show you some poses. 1036 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,240 I need you to copy the pose and just hold it. 1037 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:51,480 The platform is going to move. It's going to rotate, OK? Oh, wow. 1038 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,640 While the scan happens. 1039 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,680 So just hold the pose as it's moving. 1040 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,720 And that's it, OK? I'll leave you to it. 1041 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:02,440 I feel like it's an MRI or something and you can't come in. Oh, God. 1042 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,840 COMPUTER: Initialising pose. 1043 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,640 Oh, look! They look like, um... 1044 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,120 Oh, the microphone is there. 1045 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,120 SCANNER BUZZES 1046 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,000 That's... 1047 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,720 Ah! We're moving! 1048 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,520 OK. Steady feet, everyone. 1049 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,960 THEY LAUGH 1050 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,440 What? 1051 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1052 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,120 CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH 1053 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,560 Come on, then. 1054 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:40,160 CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH 1055 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,960 BAND PLAYS: C'est La Vie 1056 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,840 # Uh-oh-oh-oh 1057 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,720 # Hup! Hup! 1058 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,360 # Uh-oh-oh-o 1059 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,600 # Uh-oh-oh-oh... # 1060 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,520 What?! 1061 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,920 # I say, hey, boy, sittin' in your tree 1062 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,960 # Mummy always wants you to come for tea 1063 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,960 # Uh-oh... # What?! 1064 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,560 # Get down from your treehouse sittin' in the sky 1065 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,480 # I wanna know just what to do 1066 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,920 # Is it very big? Is there room for two? 1067 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,040 # I got a house with windows and doors 1068 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,720 # I'll show you mine if you show me yours 1069 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,600 # Gotta let me in... # 1070 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,080 What? # Hey, hey, hey 1071 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:27,520 # Let the fun begin, hey 1072 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,120 # I'm the wolf today, hey, hey, hey 1073 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,320 # I'll huff, I'll puff 1074 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,600 # I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away 1075 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,200 # Say you will, say you won't 1076 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,440 # Say you'll do what I don't 1077 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,560 # Say you're true, say to me 1078 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,840 # C'est la vie 1079 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,040 # Say you will, say you won't 1080 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,200 # Say you will Say you'll do what I don't 1081 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,320 # Yeah, yeah Say you're true, say to me 1082 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,600 # C'est la vie 1083 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,520 # Do you play with the girls, play with the boys? 1084 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,800 # Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys? 1085 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,040 # We can talk, we can sing Uh-oh 1086 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,080 # I'll be the queen and you'll be the king 1087 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,280 # Uh-oh Hey, boy, in your tree 1088 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,680 # Throw down your ladder, make a room for me 1089 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,720 # I got a house with windows and doors 1090 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,560 # I'll show you mine if you show me yours 1091 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,760 # Gotta let me in... # 1092 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,840 Come on, you guys. What? # Hey, hey, hey 1093 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,000 # Let the fun begin... # 1094 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,680 Come on! # Hey, yeah 1095 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,000 # I'm the wolf today, hey, hey, hey 1096 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,320 # I'll huff, I'll puff 1097 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,160 # I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away 1098 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,160 # Say you will, say you won't 1099 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,240 # Say you'll do what I don't 1100 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:35,480 # Say you're true, say to me Say you will, all right 1101 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,680 # C'est la vie 1102 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,080 # Say you will, say you won't Oh, say you will 1103 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,200 # Say you'll do what I don't Say you will 1104 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,360 # Say you're true, say to me What are you like? 1105 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,280 # C'est la vie... # 1106 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,680 Are you ready? 1107 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,440 CHEERING 1108 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,480 Hup-hup! 1109 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,600 # Na-na-na-hey 1110 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,840 # Na-na-na-oh 1111 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,120 # Na-na-na-hey 1112 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,520 # Hup-hup! Hup-hup! 1113 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,480 # Say you will, say you won't... # 1114 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,640 Stop it! # Say you'll do what I don't 1115 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,920 # Say you're true, say to me 1116 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,040 # Wanna say, c'est la vie 1117 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,280 # Say you will, say you won't 1118 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,600 # Say you'll do what I don't 1119 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,720 # Say you're true, say to me 1120 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,400 # C'est la vie 1121 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,920 # Say you will, say you won't 1122 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,160 # Say you'll do what I don't 1123 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,440 # Say you're true, say to me 1124 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,760 # Wanna say, c'est la vie 1125 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,880 # Say you will, say you won't 1126 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,040 # Say you'll do what I don't 1127 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,480 # Say you're true, say to me... # Fight like me da as well. 1128 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,040 # C'est la vie 1129 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,680 # Na-na-na-hey 1130 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:43,920 # Na-na-na-oh 1131 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,160 # C'est la vie 1132 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,880 # Na-na-na-hey 1133 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,160 # Hup-hup-hup! 1134 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,400 # C'est la vie. # 1135 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:55,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1136 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,000 Michael - what?! 1137 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,160 Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God. 1138 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,440 Our Unexpected Star Stars of the Show - 1139 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,880 B*Witched! 1140 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,800 CHEERING AND WHISTLING 1141 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,200 Oh, my God. Oh, good Lord. 1142 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,160 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 1143 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,240 Girls... I love the suit. 1144 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,560 You were in the room in there - your head. 1145 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,160 You noticed my head? Yes! Yes, I noticed your head. Good. 1146 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,520 Oh, my God. We did. We recognised you. This whole thing... 1147 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,320 So we're not being made into wax dummies? 1148 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,480 Absolutely gutted! I'm so disappointed! My daughter wanted it. 1149 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,840 Yeah, we will probably have to arrange that at another time. 1150 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,080 Thank you. That was funny. We are all here to surprise you. 1151 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,880 All here? For you. The band and everything? You lot. 1152 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,240 The band and everything. 1153 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,400 We were with them last night. We were only with them last night. 1154 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,360 That's hilarious. We all had to keep this secret from you... Wild. Wow. 1155 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,840 ..so that you would land on this stage 1156 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,880 and go straight into that amazing song. 1157 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,760 Weren't they amazing, ladies and gentlemen? 1158 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,240 CHEERING 1159 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,680 You know, we haven't done that for 20 years. 1160 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,080 Well, it was amazing. Um... 1161 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,920 Was that actually Sinitta? 1162 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,680 Yes, it was Sinitta. She did well! The real Sinitta?! No, that was wax. 1163 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,520 Wow. No, that was actually Sinitta. 1164 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,160 Stop! Was it?! Yeah. That's impressive. Serious?! Oh, my gosh! 1165 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,080 And there's Sinitta giving us a wave. There's Sinitta! 1166 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760 Oh, my gosh! 1167 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760 CHEERING 1168 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,880 And you know that man that we said was Peter Kay? 1169 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,960 Yeah, who was that poor fella? Who was it really? 1170 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,000 Just some bloke in the audience. Oh, thank God! 1171 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,960 We knew it! We knew! There he is. 1172 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,080 CHEERING 1173 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,840 You did well. Thank God! 1174 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,640 Cos I was like, "I'm sure I know who Peter Kay is." I was embarrassed. 1175 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,080 I was like, "He moved! His eyes moved! His eyes moved!" 1176 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,160 But listen, tell us about your life, then. What's going on? 1177 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,200 I mean, what are you up to? What's the plan for B*Witched? 1178 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,000 Well, we... I know. Well, we've got loads of gigs 1179 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,320 and we're hopefully...you'll see a tour of us around. 1180 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,040 Well, you might have more gigs, cos you never know. 1181 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,320 We have a new single as well. We've got a new single called Firefly, 1182 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,560 and that'll be out in a couple of weeks. Firefly. Let's go. 1183 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,640 Ladies and gentlemen, one more time, the amazing B*Witched! 1184 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1185 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,080 Well, well done. Thank you very much! 1186 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,960 Goodnight! Bravo! Thank you. Thank you, guys! Thank you! 1187 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,280 CHEERING 1188 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,600 If you'd like to nominate someone for the Unexpected Star of the Show, 1189 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,280 or for any other surprise, go to... 1190 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,080 ..for all the details. 1191 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,400 What? What is going on? 1192 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,280 ..Jade braves Send To All, 1193 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,400 there's music from Jack Savoretti, 1194 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,520 and we have a sensational Unexpected Star of the Show.