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Tonight on my Big Show...
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Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy
play Remember Me.
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We hit Albert Square
in an EastEnders TV takeover.
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There's music from
Katherine Jenkins.
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And B*Witched become our
Unexpected Star Stars of the show.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's The Big Show.
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Please welcome your host,
Michael McIntyre.
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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# One, two, three, four! #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I'm not a natural roller-skater.
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MICHAEL GIGGLES
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to my Big Show!
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Where, of course,
we will have big...
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AUDIENCE: Stars!
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..big...
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Laughs!
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..and even bigger...
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Surprises!
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But first, it is time for my new
favourite game in the world,
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Remember Me!
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# Do you remember? #
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Tonight, we are surprising
two people.
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AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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He was born in Macclesfield on
the 30th of January, 1981.
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I think we have a photograph.
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AUDIENCE: Aww.
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Very, very sweet young man.
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And she was born in Liverpool
on the 10th of January, 1986.
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What a cutie! Aww.
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So let's see what
they both look like now.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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it's, of course,
Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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# I got you, moonlight
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# You're my starlight
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# I need you all night
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# Come on, dance with me
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# I'm levitating... #
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Darling, darling, darling.
Pete... How are you?
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Abs, darling. Hello.
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It's so good to see you both.
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How are you with people
from your past?
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Are you sweet, caring people
who remember others?
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Um, no, my memory's not great.
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Abbey's good with faces. Faces.
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Yeah, very good. Faces.
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She never forgets a face.
And it'll drive me mad,
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cos I'll never forget a face
and I'll be like...
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Oh, but not the name.
Not the name. Yeah. Ever.
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Oh, really, ever?
We have a little code.
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OK. So I'll introduce...
If I can't remember a name,
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and he'll go, "Oh, I'm Pete..." No,
sorry. It's the other way round.
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"This is Peter," right?
This is Pete.
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So you forget HIS name?
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LAUGHTER
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"This is Pete," and then he goes,
"Oh, who are you?"
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OK. It's tough, it's tough. Well,
I think this could be really fun.
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We are loading up back there
for everybody to pop out.
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We're going to ask you guys
to head up to the royal box...
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OK. ..where I think you both
very much belong,
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and we will play Remember Me.
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Thank you so much. Fabulous.
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How exciting. It's Pete and Abs!
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We love you.
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All right, off you go.
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Don't fall, don't fall.
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# I need you all night
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# Come on, dance with me
I'm levitating... #
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It's sweet that Pete walks around,
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because he could have
just walked straight up.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Pete and Abs.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Love those two.
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Very, very good.
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OK, well, let's see
if you remember this person,
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or at least remember their face
for your first Remember Me.
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# Ba-dee-ya, never was
a cloudy day... #
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Who have we got?
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Who have we got?
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# Do you remember? #
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Hi. Remember me?
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, both of their faces are amazing.
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What's going through your head,
Abbey?
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Well, I think she's gorgeous.
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So... What's going through
your head, Pete?
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The same. I don't know.
I hope it's not the...
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LAUGHTER
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Anything, Pete? Any flicker?
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Yeah, I feel like I know her,
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but I don't know if it's to me
or Abbey.
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I don't know where from.
I don't know where from.
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I know her face, but I don't know
where from.
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Oh, you both recognise her face,
you think?
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I do. All right, well,
we can give you a clue.
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So, this is going to be the first
time that you met this person.
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When was that?
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2011. What happened in 2011?
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2011, we...
We had our first daught...
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We had our first daughter in 2011.
Yeah. OK.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Are you Peter and Abbey's daughter?
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I don't think so.
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It's a no.
That is not your daughter.
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Our daughter's here tonight.
We got married in 2011.
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We got married, yes.
You got married? Yeah.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Ooh. Is she...?
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Hold on, hold on.
Does she do make-up?
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You don't...
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You don't play the harp, do you?
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Do you play the harp?
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No. No.
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It was a lovely question.
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I've got to say, that's the first
time we've had that question
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on Remember Me. Ohh.
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Your wedding. So...
There was a lot of people there.
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LAUGHTER
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We can give you one more clue.
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The clue's going to actually come
from this person.
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OK. OK, here's the clue.
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# Laaaa. #
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I thought it was a harp, but...
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Did you sing us down the aisle?
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Yes. Yes!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Were you on the balcony? Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But we thought...
I thought you had a harp!
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No harp. No, there was a...
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There was someone playing the harp,
but... No harp.
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But you were on a balcony.
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Yeah. Is that right? Yeah.
Oh, you weren't? There was...
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I was on the balcony,
but there was no harp.
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You were on the balcony?
Yeah, I was on the balcony. Yeah.
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I remember. Do you remember what
she sung at your wedding?
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It was that...
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LAUGHTER
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# Laaaa. #
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Imaginary harp.
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You had a lovely...
It was a classical voice.
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You sang You Are So Beautiful.
What else did you...?
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Oh, it's Amelia, by the way. Yes.
Amelia, ladies and gentlemen.
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Amelia.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Harpless.
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So, welcome. Hi.
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Now, what do you remember of it,
Amelia?
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I didn't know I was singing you down
the aisle until ten minutes before.
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ABBEY GASPS
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Which was quite nerve-racking
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as a child. Aw, well,
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I'd like to say you did a great job,
but they can't remember. Yeah.
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Are you sure you didn't have a harp?
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I'm sure.
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Well, it's lovely to see you again.
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It's Amelia, who sung
Peter and Abbey down the aisle.
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There she is, after all these years.
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OK. Let's see who is your next
blast from the past?
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Who's it going to be?
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# Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
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# Do you remember? #
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Hi. Remember me?
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PETE CHUCKLES
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LAUGHTER
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Do you, Pete?
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Pete's face. Brilliant.
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Abbey, are you getting a flicker
of anything here?
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Yeah. What's going on?
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Mm. What's happening?
No, no, it's all good.
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All good.
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What do you think?
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Um, well, I'm thinking it's someone
that went to our school.
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APPLAUSE
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Right.
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OK, excellent. And do...
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Do you remember anything else?
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I remember we were in a group of,
say, five or six lads,
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who were my friends.
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Yeah. And then, you know,
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some of my friends used to say
that she was beautiful at school.
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It's very, very sweet.
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Why are you...delegating
this opinion?
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What?
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LAUGHTER
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Is this your school crush, Pete?
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Pete? It's really weird,
this, isn't it?
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So, Pete, do you remember the name
of this person?
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Is it Lucy Billings? It is.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, Lucy.
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It's Lucy Billings.
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So, what age was this
when you were at school together?
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13. We were 13 years old,
I would say, yeah. 13, yeah.
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Aw. But you didn't...
Did you...?
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Did you have any...?
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LAUGHTER
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No.
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Sadly, no. He was just a bit young
for me, so...
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I was in the year below.
So, do you remember any detail?
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I mean, paint the scene for us.
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What, was he, like, on his bike
and, what, was he a bit unruly?
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Was his tie...? Or did he have a tie?
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I don't know.
Was he really tall then?
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Had he grown yet or was he tiny
and then he grew?
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Because he was in the year below,
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but he's Peter Crouch.
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Yes. I mean, he's, you know...
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"I'm in the year below you."
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Was he very tall then?
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He was tall, but I'm very small,
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so, you know, I think...
How many reasons to reject the man?
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Did he make his feelings known
at this time?
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I think someone had asked...
Oh, "Will you ask...?"
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Yeah, "Will you ask and
will you go out with me and...?"
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I think she fancied my mate.
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LAUGHTER
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But he was too young as well,
so he didn't get a look-in either.
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Yeah, he was too young, yeah.
So, yeah.
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But you're now married
to an 86-year-old.
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LAUGHTER
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Well, it's amazing
to give you two this
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incredibly awkward
televised reunion. Thank you.
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LAUGHTER
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's Pete's first crush, Lucy!
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Thank you, Lucy.
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Oh, sorry about that one.
I hate this game.
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Let's see who is your next
blast from the past.
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Who have we got?
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# Never was a cloudy day
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# Do you remember? #
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Hi. Remember me?
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I do, I do. Do you?
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Familiarity? I mean,
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I've got to be honest,
it's not easy.
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It's not easy. No.
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I know this guy. Oh! Here we go.
Abs, I'm telling you...
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I just don't know where from.
You recognise that face? What?
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SHE WHISPERS
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She thinks he might own
a sandwich shop near us.
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LAUGHTER
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That's not true, is it?
No, no. I know him.
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I can tell you he sold
both of you something. Oh.
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Yeah. I was just chilling out.
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OK, I'm going to now give you
the clue of the place this occurred.
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It's not easy. Here we go.
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Ooh.
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Ooh!
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ABBEY GASPS
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Oh, my God, yes!
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In Sicily. Correct. Yeah!
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He's the owner of the place in...
No way, the little coffees.
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I said a cafe. You did, you did.
She said a cafe.
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Yes. Yes! In Sicily, Taormina.
Taormina. Yeah, exactly.
255
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,240
Yes, it is! Exactly.
256
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It is Saretto from Sicily.
257
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He once sold you an ice cream.
258
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Granita.
259
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,680
Granita? Granita, exactly. Granita.
260
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It's not just...
It's not an ice cream.
261
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It's not just...
It's not just ice cream.
262
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It's different.
Granita is different.
263
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Granita. What is it?
This is your opportunity.
264
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Granita is a typical Sicilian
speciality. Oh, it's fabulous.
265
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,960
But the beautiful news is...
Tell us the news.
266
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,000
The bar, my bar,
is very, very popular.
267
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,400
Because I stay here,
I want to make marketing, but...
268
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
269
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Saretto, Saretto,
take the opportunity.
270
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Tell the people
about the granita, the granita.
271
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,160
Granita... Granita.
..is like sorbet.
272
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We are very popular.
273
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Very. And what I want to say,
the bar is popular.
274
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We get it,
the popularity of the bar.
275
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Keep going, keep going.
276
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,240
Sure. The bar is very popular.
277
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What is very, very beautiful
for they,
278
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,080
they was in the queue.
279
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:11,240
Not ask me the table because it's
Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch.
280
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They wait on the line.
281
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APPLAUSE
282
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,480
They waited. Round of...
They queued with the plebs. Sure.
283
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,640
LAUGHTER
284
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:29,120
Because you have waited
and I gave the best granita, really.
285
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,680
I want granita! I wait you.
286
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,920
I want the granita!
287
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,920
Will you give me...?
We are making granita.
288
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,840
We are making granita.
Did you bring a granita?
289
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,440
Yeah. Because I don't queue,
you know?
290
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,720
LAUGHTER
291
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,640
Where is it?
Back, in the backstage.
292
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,120
Where's the granita?
I want a granita.
293
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,720
Sorry. Granita, scusi.
294
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,520
ITALIAN ACCENT: Mi scusi,
it's very popular.
295
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,960
LAUGHTER
296
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,280
Where is this very popular...? Here.
297
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,840
Oh!
298
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
299
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,440
So this is...
This is yours, is it?
300
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,920
You must say it's good, huh?
301
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,200
LAUGHTER
302
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,480
All right. Ohh.
303
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,280
AUDIENCE: Ohh...
304
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,800
Good!
305
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,240
ITALIAN ACCENT: It's unbelievable.
306
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,960
Yeah.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
307
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,360
This...
308
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,840
Can I ask you a serious question?
Yeah.
309
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,920
Is it popular?
310
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,000
It's popular.
311
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,880
Oh, God, it's so good.
312
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,400
Oh, that is. Mm!
313
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,800
Save me some. Very popular.
314
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:46,440
Ladies and gentlemen, it is, all the
way from Sicily, Saretto!
315
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,280
Ciao, ciao. Thank you!
Grazie mille.
316
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,680
Grazie mille!
317
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,360
Granita!
318
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,120
All right,
so let's give you one more.
319
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Let's see who this is.
320
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,520
# Ba-dee-ya, never was
a cloudy day... #
321
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,640
Who have we got?
322
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,200
# Do you remember? #
323
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,960
Hi. Remember me?
324
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,120
I think I know the voice.
325
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,160
APPLAUSE
326
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,520
I remember the voice, yeah.
327
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,440
He's crying. Yeah, I'm not crying.
You are crying. Yeah.
328
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,000
No, yeah. If it is who I think
it is...
329
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,160
Sorry, Pete?
If it's who I think it is...
330
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,400
Yeah, I think it's the voice,
331
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,120
because he used to tell me
what to do. Aw.
332
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,560
APPLAUSE
333
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,560
So...
334
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,080
What...?
335
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,480
What kind of thing would he say
to do?
336
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,840
He'd say, you know,
337
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440
a little stepover,
take two touches.
338
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,240
I think it's... I think it's him.
339
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,600
He looks different.
340
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,840
APPLAUSE
341
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,160
Aww.
342
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,160
Jog his memory. Give it to him.
343
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,720
He's just...
He's just fallen over.
344
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,080
Crouchy, get up!
345
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,040
It's all coming flooding back.
Oh, my God.
346
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,000
So, Pete, do you happen
to remember this gentleman's name
347
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,640
or, indeed, where it was
and when you last saw each other?
348
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,480
Yeah, yeah. No, do you know what?
349
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,200
I'd never forget him, because he
was a huge influence on my career.
350
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,840
Genuinely, when I was a kid, like,
351
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,160
I genuinely believed that my
technique came from the grounding
352
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,640
I had with Barry Quinn. Aw.
353
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
354
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,680
Thanks, brother.
355
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,400
So this was when, Pete? How old were
you when you and Barry...?
356
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,760
God, I must have been
ten, 11? Nine, ten?
357
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,920
Yeah, he was only about ten.
A long time.
358
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,080
LAUGHTER
359
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,960
So, Pete,
big influence on your life.
360
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,960
Like, honestly, a huge influence.
361
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,800
I just think at that time,
at that age,
362
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,600
like, it's such a, like,
a time for you to develop
363
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,040
and I was just so lucky
to have a coach like Barry,
364
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,840
who just I felt got me
to the next level, really.
365
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,320
And I know I was only a baby,
366
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,640
but I think that grounding was kind
of what shaped the player I became.
367
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,000
Yeah, well,
it must be lovely to hear that.
368
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,080
It is fantastic.
369
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,080
Did you spot the talent
early with Pete?
370
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,080
He had a fantastic attitude. Yeah.
371
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,720
He had natural talent,
372
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,800
but always wanted to progress,
always wanted to get better,
373
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,840
worked harder than everybody else,
374
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,560
and great family support.
375
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,560
Yeah. So he was an absolute
coach's dream.
376
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,080
AUDIENCE: Aww.
377
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,440
And look at him now.
378
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,000
Look at him.
379
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,200
Was he a good...?
Was he a good boy, young Pete?
380
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,400
He was. Did he listen?
He did, yeah.
381
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,040
He listened intently,
almost too much at times,
382
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,840
because when he was with us,
383
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,720
he thought that
he was illegally with us.
384
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,240
And when we shouted, "Pete,
hide, the man's here from the FA,"
385
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,320
he would run off, go through a hole
in the fence
386
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,920
and wait to be called back in.
387
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,040
Why was he illegally there?
He wasn't.
388
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,440
We just thought it was funny.
389
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,120
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
390
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,600
Oh, Barry, it's absolutely great
to see you. Thank you.
391
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,240
Barry, ladies and gentlemen.
392
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,760
Yeah, I love you, Barry.
Pete, one of his first coaches.
393
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,240
Come on!
394
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,960
Yeah!
395
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,840
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
that was super fun.
396
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,880
Let's hear it for Pete and Abbey.
397
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,480
CHEERING
398
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,720
So, ladies and gentlemen,
it is now time for TV Takeover.
399
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,240
CHEERING
400
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:51,360
So, this is where I take over
someone's television,
401
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,000
and they watch an entirely
fake version
402
00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,920
of a television show which we make
bespokely for them.
403
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,680
So this series we focused
on Monday,
404
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,240
Tuesday, Wednesday
and Thursday night.
405
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,560
7.30, to be precise.
406
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:15,440
I suppose for most of our lives
we would have heard this music.
407
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,040
EASTENDERS DOOF-DOOFS PLAY,
CHEERING
408
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:24,680
It is one of the most successful
soaps in this country's history,
409
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,160
EastEnders!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
410
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,040
Now, it's unlikely,
ladies and gentlemen,
411
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:35,120
that anybody is as big a fan
as Amanda.
412
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,720
Ladies and gentlemen, please
give it up for my friend Amanda.
413
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,240
Here she is.
414
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
415
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,960
It's her husband, Mark. Thank you.
416
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,200
Hi, Sophie and Jack.
417
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,960
Sophie and Jack, your kids.
418
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,440
So, EastEnders.
Tell me about EastEnders.
419
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,800
Tell me about your love of
EastEnders.
420
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,600
Oh, it is my favourite show.
I've never missed an episode.
421
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,120
So, genuinely have never missed
an episode?
422
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,360
If I go on holiday, I will...
423
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,120
..make sure I catch up. So this is
actually an episode
424
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,360
that you did miss.
425
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,680
The whole of the country
who watch EastEnders
426
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,680
were watching the actual EastEnders
and we were actually...
427
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,360
Do you know we were next door?
428
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,600
We drilled a hole through the wall
into your television
429
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,200
and we were playing our own version
for only you to watch. You were.
430
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,080
Of course, your family were all in
on it... They were.
431
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,240
..and did a very good job.
432
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,360
Now, it's important,
before we watch it,
433
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,640
that we learn a little
bit about you,
434
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,560
so why don't you tell us the story
of when you were so shocked by
435
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,640
I think it was somebody's death?
Oh. Lucy Beale.
436
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,880
Tell us, Amanda, about this.
437
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,200
So, once when
I was watching EastEnders,
438
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,960
I was having my tea... Yes.
..which was a bit of fried chicken.
439
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,840
And it was a really
upsetting episode.
440
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,640
Lucy Beale had just died
and I was beside myself.
441
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,160
Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry.
I was absolutely crying and sobbing
442
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,120
and it was just horrendous.
Incredibly dramatic.
443
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,080
It was very harrowing, Michael.
It was very harrowing.
444
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,800
It was very harrowing,
so I took a deep breath in
445
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,440
because I was crying... Oh, no.
..and I choked on the chicken. Oh!
446
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,400
And my daughter had to
ring an ambulance.
447
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,840
My husband had to give
the Heimlich manoeuvre to me,
448
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,400
and the chicken shot out.
449
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,840
And, of course,
I'm still here, but...
450
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,440
But Lucy Beale was still dead.
OK.
451
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,640
Well, let's all make
a mental note of that story.
452
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,520
So, Amanda, in her lovely,
lovely home in Swansea,
453
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,120
sat down last week to watch
EastEnders.
454
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,920
Let's have a look at
Amanda's EastEnders TV Takeover.
455
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,040
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
456
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,280
Ah, Swansea.
457
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,120
The jewel in the Welsh crown
and home to Amanda,
458
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:45,520
who's heading off for a day of work
as a credit controller,
459
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,960
which means it's time
for me to spring into action.
460
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,520
MUSIC: The A-Team Theme Tune
461
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,640
Agh!
462
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,720
It's not easy.
463
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,920
All right, so here we are.
464
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,600
Well, this is very dramatic,
isn't it, Amanda?
465
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,240
I have broken into your house
466
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,560
while you
were at work.
467
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,680
But you do love a bit
of drama. In fact,
468
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,000
you like drama
four times a week.
469
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,840
And if we're going to make
a fun episode,
470
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,640
well, I'm going to need
to take some stuff from your house.
471
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,120
This is you here. This is you
and your lovely husband, Mark.
472
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,440
Have a good look at Mark,
473
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,240
and maybe have a good look at me
and Mark,
474
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,400
because we've got a fun idea
for that.
475
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,680
So, let's grab some candles.
476
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,840
A little bit of love.
477
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,360
Why not? Everybody needs love.
478
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360
It's all you need,
some would say.
479
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,880
And it's not all I need,
480
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,720
because I'll be taking
that and a lot more.
481
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,240
I am struck by this wonderful
assortment of crystals.
482
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,400
I'll take one of those.
483
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,400
I don't know what they're for, but,
hopefully...
484
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,320
CRYSTAL CLATTERS
485
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,320
Oh, goodness.
486
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,840
I hope that didn't break.
Anyway, crack on!
487
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,200
Oh, this is nice.
488
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,720
One of the things you have managed to
learn through your life is
489
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,520
all the flags of the world.
490
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,240
That might be popping up.
491
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,120
And I've spotted up
here a little CD.
492
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,840
You are a huge fan of Bon Jovi.
Who isn't?
493
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,760
So maybe we can try
and weave that
494
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,280
into your EastEnders episode.
495
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,400
Oh, hang on.
What have we got in here?
496
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,600
Maybe these could make their way
from your laundry to
497
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,480
one of the most famous laundries
in this country.
498
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,080
Got to get myself to Walford.
499
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,600
I don't know whether to take
that little dog or your actual dog.
500
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,840
Come on, boy!
501
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,360
We've got to go on the M4.
502
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,000
DOG BARKS
503
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,000
Come on.
504
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,280
MUSIC: EastEnders Theme Tune
505
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,840
A few hours later
and I'm on the set of EastEnders.
506
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,280
Here I am, exiting
Walford East Station.
507
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,520
Yes, there's been some extraordinary
storylines over the years.
508
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,520
Who shot Phil Mitchell?
509
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,600
Who killed Lucy Beale?
510
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,200
And now it's time for...
511
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,200
..where is Amanda?
512
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,920
You have never missed
an episode of EastEnders, Amanda.
513
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,520
But tonight you will,
514
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,720
because the one you'll be watching,
we're making especially for you.
515
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,880
A few weeks later,
it's Wednesday night.
516
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200
And, like always,
517
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,360
Amanda has meticulously
planned her day
518
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,400
of credit controlling
to make sure she's home
519
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,600
in time for the highlight of
her entire day, EastEnders.
520
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,480
She has no idea that her house
521
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,080
is rigged with hidden cameras,
522
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,160
with a crew
watching her every move next door,
523
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,480
and we've taken over her TV,
524
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,400
ready to override tonight's
actual episode of EastEnders
525
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,120
with her own personal episode.
526
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:46,080
So, while she thinks
she's in control, she's not.
527
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,120
We are.
528
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,680
The kettle's on,
529
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,200
so it's time
for Amanda to take her position
530
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,080
in her favourite chair
alongside daughter Sophie,
531
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,760
son Jack, husband Mark,
532
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:01,320
and of course Floki,
her dog, who are all in on it.
533
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,800
ANNOUNCER: Now on BBC One Wales,
it's lights, camera, action.
534
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,520
MUSIC: EastEnders Theme Tune
535
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,880
If only you knew, Amanda.
536
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,920
Here we go.
537
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,600
Here's your hot chocolate.
Oh, lovely.
538
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,680
Thank you, Marie.
539
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,320
Oh, there you are. Oh.
540
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,120
Oh, I'm popular today, ain't I?
541
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,160
Yes. Cheers.
542
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,000
Time to set up
tonight's big storyline.
543
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,720
Amanda.
544
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,080
A threatening letter
from Amanda,
545
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,240
the Credit Controller,
has left Kathy shaken.
546
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,440
After a few genuine
EastEnders scenes...
547
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,480
This is actually mental.
548
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,040
I just can't deal with all
the lies.
549
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,240
Mate, you are way out of line.
550
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,680
I don't need this.
551
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,240
..we find Kathy in the laundrette.
552
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,160
It's not even mine.
553
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,600
That's...
554
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,440
Your beach mat?
555
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,200
What?
556
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,400
What?
557
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,920
What about this?
558
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280
PHONE RINGS
559
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280
Now, will you notice the person
560
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,080
calling is a composite of your
husband's face and my face?
561
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,400
Nope.
Still fixated on the laundry.
562
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,960
Please don't.
563
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,480
Hello, sweetheart.
G&T, please, Alfie.
564
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming up.
Make it a double, yeah.
565
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,160
I'm having a day of it.
Yeah, you and me both.
566
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,400
Oh, listen, I just want to test
you on something.
567
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,520
OK, have a look at that.
568
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,000
You what? OK, so I'm doing a quiz,
obviously, tonight,
569
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,200
and we're going to do
a thing about flags of the world.
570
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,280
I just want to make sure
it's not too hard.
571
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,800
Well, your party trick is knowing
every flag in the world.
572
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,280
Right, think carefully, all right?
573
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,640
Concentrate. What's that one?
574
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,360
Oh, I don't know, Alfie, look...
575
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,360
Come on, sweetheart. Come on.
576
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,680
Don't panic. OK. Right.
577
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,080
What's that one?
578
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,080
I don't know. Wales?
579
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,600
You certainly know your flags,
but how well do you know
580
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,480
your own son, Jack?
581
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,720
Keep an eye on him
here in the kitchen.
582
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,880
Where's he heading?
583
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,480
The Queen Vic,
apparently.
584
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,560
Spot him, Amanda?
585
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,360
Nope.
586
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200
LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH
587
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,760
Look, this goes back years, yeah?
588
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,320
When I was away from the Square.
589
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,440
I mean, look, I was in a bad place,
all right?
590
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,840
And this...
591
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,040
..this was a bad crowd.
592
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,040
And, of course,
there was a ringleader, Amanda.
593
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,440
She was known
as the Credit Controller.
594
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,120
I know someone who can help you.
595
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,000
Recognise anyone?
596
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,760
Oh!
597
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,840
Did he go on?
598
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,440
Even your dog, Floki, seems
to have recognised himself,
599
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,840
although I did think
you might recognise me.
600
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,400
Excuse me. You all right, love?
601
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,480
Yeah, I was told you could
help me with something.
602
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,200
My name's Kathy.
Yeah, it depends what it is.
603
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,200
Take a seat.
What do you want to talk about?
604
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,720
Um... I need to track someone down.
She's called Amanda.
605
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,760
Amanda? Yeah.
All right, keep talking.
606
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,160
She's known
as the Credit Controller.
607
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,480
You wouldn't believe how powerful...
Wait a minute. What did you say?
608
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,280
Did you say Credit Controller?
Yeah. All right.
609
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,200
I think I've heard of her.
This is serious.
610
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,640
Time for a bit of fun now
611
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,640
with your all-time favourite artist,
Bon Jovi.
612
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,440
I'm going to get in touch with
my mate Tommy, all right?
613
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,040
Someone who used to work
on the docks.
614
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,480
The union's been on strike.
He's down on his luck. It's tough.
615
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,720
So tough.
616
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,840
Well, we're halfway
there, then.
617
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,280
Take my hand, Kath.
618
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,640
We'll make it, I swear.
619
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,640
We'll find this Amanda.
620
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,680
We did, Amanda.
621
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,480
You all right? Yeah, but I was
hoping to speak to you and Peter.
622
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,200
Oh, looks nice in here.
623
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,680
What, you got a few new bits?
624
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,440
Yeah, just a few bits,
a little freshen-up.
625
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040
Yes, Amanda, that is your cushion.
626
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,720
Look, she hasn't got a single...
Are you hungry?
627
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,640
I've got some chicken left.
Please help yourself.
628
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,840
Oh, do you know what?
I'm starving.
629
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,320
I've not eaten all day. Thank you.
630
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,320
I may also have taken the sofa
that you're sitting on.
631
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,480
In fact, there's
an awful lot
632
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,320
of things from your
house in this scene.
633
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,840
But keep your eye on Kathy
eating chicken.
634
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,440
You know how dangerous THAT can be,
Amanda.
635
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,360
You know I've been really into
my crystals at the moment?
636
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,000
Well, I've been getting this
weird energy from this one.
637
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,280
I took it to a medium
to get a reading.
638
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,960
What are you going on about, Lauren?
639
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,760
Look, I know that it sounds mad,
but...
640
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,080
..she said that someone is trying
to reach me from beyond the grave.
641
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,800
Yeah? Spit it out, Lauren.
642
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,600
She said it was Lucy Beale.
643
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,360
KATHY CHOKES
644
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,760
SHE RETCHES
645
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,520
Time now to ramp up the search
for the elusive Amanda.
646
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,240
You're late. Am I? Yes.
647
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,240
It's all right, though.
I've found her.
648
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,400
You ain't going to believe
where she's at. Where?
649
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,160
Daffodils, valleys.
650
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,920
Green, Green Grass Of Home.
651
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,440
Rob Brydon.
652
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,120
H from Steps.
653
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,920
Alex Jones from The One Show.
654
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,400
Gareth Bale.
Where do you think we're going?
655
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,000
Tottenham.
656
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,160
We're going to Wales.
657
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,840
Swansea, guv'nor.
658
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,920
Get in.
659
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,560
Kathy, we're nearly there.
Brace yourself.
660
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,920
She ain't going to believe this.
661
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,760
This is her street.
662
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,840
Showtime, Amanda. Your number's up.
663
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,720
Oh!
664
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,800
Who is that?
665
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,520
Oh, my God!
666
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,600
Amanda!
667
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,800
DOOF-DOOFS
668
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,600
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
669
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,040
You all right?
670
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
671
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,760
Oh, my God!
672
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,320
I can't believe it.
673
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,080
Have you any idea who I am?
Yes, I do.
674
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,480
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
675
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,640
Oh, my God.
676
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,800
What a wonderful moment.
Lovely to meet you, too.
677
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,840
Let's go through
to the scene of the crime.
678
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,040
Hello, darling. You all right?
679
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,440
Hello, Mark. How are ya?
Hello, mate. You all right?
680
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,200
Oh, God.
681
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,880
Um...
682
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,920
Oh, my God.
683
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,400
This is... I think I'll take
my teeth out, actually.
684
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,880
Oh, no. It's The Big Show.
685
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,040
It is indeed
Michael McIntyre's Big Show.
686
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:31,320
Amanda, we made that
EastEnders just for you.
687
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,120
No!
I spent the day at Walford.
688
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,680
Michael McIntyre's in my house.
The only bad news
689
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,360
is you've actually missed EastEnders,
so you'll have to catch up.
690
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,760
Lovely to meet you.
691
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,400
AS KATHY: Amanda,
lovely to meet you!
692
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,840
Credit Controller.
Credit Controller.
693
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,280
Give yourself a wave.
694
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,120
You will be watching this
in the theatre. Hi!
695
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,680
What an amazing sport. It's Amanda!
696
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,720
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
697
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,720
AS KATHY: Amanda!
698
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,240
Ladies and gentlemen,
what about that?
699
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:14,960
Amanda, fantastic. Oh, it hurts
my cheeks laughing at that.
700
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,560
What do you think? I mean,
I don't know
701
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,720
what would go through
your mind watching that.
702
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,800
It was real...real...
I just could not believe
703
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,240
that was going on
and had my things on there.
704
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,680
And I was like,
"This is really weird."
705
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,480
I can't even believe we took
the sofa. We took the whole...
706
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,560
I cannot believe you took the sofa
and I...
707
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,640
And I noticed the sofa
and I didn't notice my own son
708
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,080
in the Queen Vic!
709
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,120
These are the priorities.
710
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,040
Well, listen,
you've been an amazing sport.
711
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,920
And it was worth it, ultimately,
because, you know, you met Kathy.
712
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,360
She came to your house,
Gillian, all the way to Swansea.
713
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,360
She was in my house. She was
amazing. Yes. And she's so lovely.
714
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,640
Yeah. We've got a little present,
actually.
715
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,720
So, this is...
Well, this is your script.
716
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,040
This is your EastEnders script.
Oh, look.
717
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,520
It's signed by Gillian Taylforth,
718
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,520
who's written a lovely little note
to you, and that's for you.
719
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,120
Thank you so much.
Pop that on the wall.
720
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,920
Biggest fright of my life.
Oh, it certainly was.
721
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,360
It certainly was. Thank you so much.
It was our absolute pleasure.
722
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight's star of TV Takeover,
723
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,040
Amanda!
724
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,120
My next guest is
the biggest-selling classical artist
725
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,400
of the century.
726
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,680
CHEERING
727
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,160
She is back performing
on the Big Show
728
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,240
and I'm so happy that she is.
729
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,520
Ladies and gentlemen,
the incredible Katherine Jenkins!
730
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
731
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:49,480
MUSIC: (Everything I Do)
I Do It For You
732
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:05,920
# Mio amore guarda mi, lo vedrai
733
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:12,000
# Quel che sei per te
734
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,760
# Nel tuo cuor, cerca in te
735
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:27,240
# E nel trovarmi non cercare piu
736
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:33,920
# Non dirmi non ne vedi il senso
737
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:40,680
# Non puoi dirmi perche morire
738
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,480
# Lo sai che vero
739
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:52,480
# Quello che faro, sara per te
740
00:37:54,680 --> 00:38:02,280
# Non c'e amore, come il tuo
741
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:09,480
# Tu amore, non avrei mai
742
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:16,680
# Non ci vita, se non ci se
743
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:24,680
# Ovunque, per sempre
744
00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:03,200
# Non dirmi non ne valla pena
745
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:10,280
# Non, c'e altro, non voglio di piu
746
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,880
# Lottreo per te
747
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,640
# Mentiro per te
748
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,520
# Vincero per te
749
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:28,600
# Morro per te
750
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,560
# You know it's true
751
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,480
# Everything I do
752
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:53,440
# I do it for you. #
753
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
754
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,000
Jenko! Katherine Jenkins!
755
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,200
Darling.
756
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,400
So, listen, how's it all going?
Tell me about this song.
757
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,320
Is it part of an album
of Bryan Adams songs?
758
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,400
No. No, I'm actually...
MIMICKING: # In the summer of '69! #
759
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,280
We have to do it.
I feel like we have to do that. OK!
760
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,920
Well, it's part of my... Yeah.
Believe it or not,
761
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,520
I'm celebrating, this year, my 25th
year in music. That's extraordinary.
762
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,640
And so I'm going to be going on tour
in October.
763
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,800
That's an extraordinary thing.
764
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,800
CHEERING
765
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,000
I can't believe it.
766
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,280
But, yes, there'll be a big UK tour
in October.
767
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,480
What a pleasure to have you on
the show. Thank you for having me.
768
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,160
The incredible, the sensational...
25 years and still phenomenal.
769
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,560
What a voice! It's Jenko!
Katherine Jenkins!
770
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,800
HE BLOWS A KISS
771
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,800
Love her.
772
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,080
CHEERING
773
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,040
It is now time for the Unexpected
Star Star of the Show!
774
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,720
CHEERING
775
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:07,440
So, of course,
this is where we surprise a star
776
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,960
right here on this very stage.
777
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,080
So tonight we are not surprising
just one person,
778
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,040
but an entire band or group.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
779
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,000
They have had
four number one singles,
780
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,080
they've sold
over three million records,
781
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:25,880
and made sure that double denim
stayed in fashion forever.
782
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,200
C'est la vie! It's B*Witched!
783
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
784
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,440
So at the back of the theatre,
you have no idea it's the theatre.
785
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,800
So they come in through the back,
786
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,360
and every week we redress it
as something else.
787
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,600
Tonight, it is a waxwork studio.
788
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:51,840
B*Witched think they are coming
to be immortalised in wax. OK?
789
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:57,600
So they are here to be scanned,
to go through a body scanner,
790
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,040
and then they will have
a design consultation
791
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,000
and then they will be
turned into waxworks.
792
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,400
So they are going to end up in this.
793
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,200
Now this is the 3D body scanner.
So they will be scanned on a 360.
794
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,280
When they get to the front,
that wall will collapse,
795
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,280
and then they will be
on this very stage.
796
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,680
Then the band are going
to start playing C'est La Vie.
797
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,720
Comme ca!
798
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,880
BAND PLAYS: C'est La Vie
by B*Witched
799
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,120
# Uh-oh-oh-oh... #
800
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,360
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
801
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,560
BAND STOPS
802
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,720
OK.
803
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,160
CHEERING
804
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,160
Excellent work.
805
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:43,040
Now, Caroline, our actor, she
is waiting in the reception area.
806
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,080
Hi, Caroline. Um,
so we can have a little look around.
807
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,360
So I think we have Marilyn Monroe.
808
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,680
There she is.
809
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,440
Justin Bieber. Where's Bieber?
810
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,120
Oh, not bad.
811
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,600
And I think there might be
one of me.
812
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,960
Oh, there I am.
813
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,960
LAUGHTER
814
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:04,880
Now, B*Witched are going to be
part of a '90s-themed exhibition.
815
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,200
Supposedly.
816
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,760
As part of an '80s-themed
exhibition is Sinitta.
817
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,840
Can you show us that?
Cos she's behind the curtain.
818
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,280
Now here's a bit of fun -
819
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,320
that's actually Sinitta.
820
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,200
LAUGHTER
821
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,520
So...
822
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,520
MICHAEL LAUGHS
823
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,160
Sinitta, if you can hear me,
please give us a wave.
824
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,840
Ladies and gentlemen, Sinitta!
There she is!
825
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,760
CHEERING, MICHAEL LAUGHS
826
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,240
OK, so you might have noticed
827
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,280
there's another curtain
there on the other side.
828
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,960
And we are going to put
a work-in-progress waxwork
829
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,200
into that side.
830
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,040
And when I say work-in-progress,
what I mean is, um...
831
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,120
Well, have a little think
and put your hands up
832
00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:01,320
if you have ever been mistaken
for a celebrity in your life.
833
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,720
Anybody? All right.
What have we got?
834
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,960
It's quite, quite good. Um...
835
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,520
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
836
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,480
Hang on. Come up.
Let's have a look at this first one.
837
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,800
I think it's nice
that everyone can have a look.
838
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,480
Maybe we can have a guess
before he says.
839
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,840
But you do -
you have a distinctive face.
840
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,400
What's your name?
Er, Tony. Tony? Yeah.
841
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,000
Oh, anybody want to guess?
842
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,320
AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Keanu Reeves.
843
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,760
Keanu Reeves?!
844
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,240
LAUGHTER
845
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,440
Do people say you look like
Keanu Reeves? Every day.
846
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,600
Really? Thank you.
I was going to go Owen Wilson!
847
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,920
Oh, or that!
848
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,840
Yeah, if I do this. "Wow..." Yeah.
849
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,840
And every day, people say
you look like Keanu Reeves?
850
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,880
Every single day. I think five
times, one on the train coming here.
851
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,560
OK. That's good.
Decent. All right.
852
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,840
Who else? Who else have we got?
It's a really good start.
853
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,680
Hello, darling. OK...
854
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,320
Oh, no, I'm getting something!
855
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,360
Oh, I am! Come on, come up, come up.
856
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,160
Yes, I am! It's good!
857
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,400
This is amazing.
OK, I think it's a good one.
858
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,760
What's your...? What's your name?
Christine. Christine. Well done.
859
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,520
Join me on stage.
So this is Christine.
860
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,000
Um, if you could stand
next to Keanu Reeves.
861
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,200
Um... So, Christine... All right?
862
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,640
Oh, it's quite good.
863
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,320
Who do we think
Christine looks like?
864
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,720
AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Olivia Colman.
Olivia Colman. Is that what...?
865
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:19,680
Christine, you really do look
like Olivia Colman.
866
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,960
Thank you. How often...?
867
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,960
LAUGHTER
868
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,520
How often do people say that?
869
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,040
Quite frequently.
870
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,920
This is excellent.
It's a really good start.
871
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,480
OK. Anybody else?
872
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,240
What? What? Who? What?
873
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,600
Vicky McClure.
874
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,080
Vicky McClure?
Yeah, it's quite good.
875
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,640
Come on, come on. Vicky McClure.
876
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,040
LAUGHTER
877
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,080
Nice to meet you.
What's your name? Mickey.
878
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,360
Hi. Mickey? Mickey, not Vicky?
OK. Well done.
879
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,040
Who else have we got?
Who else have we got?
880
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,640
Sorry, I'm coming through here.
We had some over here.
881
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,920
Hello, mate.
Who do people think you look like?
882
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,160
Peter Kay.
883
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,720
Peter Kay?!
884
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,520
It's quite funny
cos it's not great. Come on.
885
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,200
What's your name? Dan. Come on, Dan.
886
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,960
All right, anybody else? You've got
Dan as Peter Kay. Anybody else?
887
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,680
Now I'm going to get down to anybody
888
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,240
who's ever been told,
like, even once. Just even once.
889
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,160
Put your hand up. Even once.
890
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,040
OK. B*Witched are on their way.
891
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,280
Who was yours?
892
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,600
Emma Thompson.
893
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,520
It's not bad, you know.
894
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,000
OK, one more. Emma Thompson,
you're coming up. Quick!
895
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,600
What was yours?
896
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,000
I used to get Orlando Bloom.
897
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,480
Orlando Bloom?
Please join us on this stage!
898
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,880
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
899
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,880
OK. We're going to ask
the audience to decide.
900
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,080
OK, come around here.
Come around here.
901
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,360
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Helen. Hi, Helen.
902
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,640
Hello, mate. Dan. Hi, Dan.
We've got a couple of Dans.
903
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,960
So please don't decide
if they're that good.
904
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,600
Just whatever we think
is going to be funniest,
905
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,960
cos what's going to happen
906
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,640
is they're going
to be in the other curtain,
907
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,360
and then we're going to say
to B*Witched,
908
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,200
"Who do you think this is?" OK?
909
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,120
Those in favour of Keanu Reeves
make some noise.
910
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
911
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,400
Olivia Colman.
912
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
913
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,760
Vicky McClure.
914
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,120
MUTED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
915
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,320
Peter Kay.
916
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,560
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
917
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,800
Emma Thompson.
918
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,280
MUTED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
919
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,840
Orlando Bloom.
920
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,600
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
921
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,720
All right,
we're down to our final two.
922
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,280
Let's... Thank you, guys.
You can return to your seats.
923
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,200
Nice to see you.
Thank you, guys. Well done.
924
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
925
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,280
Oh, they're both quite good!
926
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,720
OK. It's so close.
927
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,960
Let's settle this
with a staring competition.
928
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,640
We have to see...
Keep completely still,
929
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,480
cos you are waxworks.
All right? Go.
930
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,320
All right.
931
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,880
I'm going Peter Kay.
Peter, you've got it.
932
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,200
Thank you very much.
933
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,360
All right, Peter, go on.
You're going to get sorted.
934
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,640
Well done.
935
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,720
SHOUTING: Don't move when you're
in there, and don't say a word!
936
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,840
LAUGHTER
937
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,840
OK, let's send them in.
938
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,720
Here you go. Hello, hi.
939
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,040
Come on in.
940
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,480
Hello. Lovely to meet you.
Come and take a seat.
941
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,280
Welcome to the studios.
Hi. Hi. Come and sit down.
942
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,960
Hello. Come and sit down.
943
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,280
Sorry, I'm just a bit cold.
Oh, pop your jacket on.
944
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,760
Hiya. Hi. Hello. Welcome.
Lovely to see you.
945
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,640
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Busy day! It has been a busy day.
946
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,040
"We'll take you through
in a second."
947
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,400
We'll take you through
in just a second.
948
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,200
"Get the process started."
We know you're very busy.
949
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,400
We'll get the process started.
"You ever had a wax before?"
950
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,000
So, has anyone
ever had a wax before?
951
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,040
ALL: No.
952
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,920
Oh!
953
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,920
LAUGHTER
954
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,840
Well, this shouldn't be as painful,
so that's good.
955
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,320
"And it's amazingly accurate."
956
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,800
It's amazingly accurate as well.
Like, you'll be...you'll be amazed.
957
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,320
"Have a look at Marilyn.
What do you think?"
958
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,160
I mean, have a look at Marilyn.
What do you think?
959
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,360
I know, amazing.
960
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,000
It is. The skin. The hands.
961
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,160
That's good. That's really good.
Oh, my God.
962
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,160
Really, really good.
It's really accurate. So...
963
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,920
"We pride ourselves
on our accuracy."
964
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,120
We really pride ourselves
on our accuracy. Yeah.
965
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,680
"We'd like
to show you our latest work."
966
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,600
We'd like to show you our latest,
actually. Um...
967
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,320
WHILE CAROLINE REPEATS:
"We do like to think
968
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,000
"that you should be able to
recognise who the waxwork is."
969
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,800
You know, instantly. Yeah.
970
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,600
"So I'm going to show you one. And
can you say who you think it is?"
971
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,680
If you could just tell us
who you think it is, OK?
972
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,160
So we'll just... Let's have a look.
973
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,880
It's great to get your advice.
OK. Ready?
974
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,040
So who's this?
975
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,480
LAUGHTER
976
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,920
Sinitta!
ALL: # Sinitta! #
977
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,520
Fantastic!
"Just finished that yesterday."
978
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,000
We just finished that one yesterday.
Yeah.
979
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,160
That's one of my favourites.
"Do you want another little peek?"
980
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,400
Do you want another little peek?
OK, are you ready?
981
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,920
Is it going to be someone else?
982
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,040
LAUGHTER
983
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,800
It's great, isn't it? So lifelike.
984
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,040
That's incredible.
It is. It's incredible.
985
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,720
"Now, we do have
a work-in-progress."
986
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:47,000
We have a work-in-progress as well.
987
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,040
"And I would love you
to guess who it might be."
988
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,600
Well, I'd love you
to guess our next one, if you can.
989
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,400
I mean, it's... I think
it's brilliant, this one.
990
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,960
You'll be really impressed.
991
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,280
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
992
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,280
No, some of them
do have hydraulics in, you know?
993
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,680
The dinosaurs in the museum
and stuff. Are we on Candid Camera?
994
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,960
"If you had to guess?" Any guesses?
995
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,120
Like, if you had to guess
who it was?
996
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,600
I have no idea! No.
997
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,800
OK. You're joking!
"He's got Irish roots, I think."
998
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,320
He's got Irish roots,
I think, actually.
999
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,440
Oh, my God. Stop it.
1000
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,640
"One more quick look."
1001
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,400
One more quick look.
Are you ready? OK, here we go.
1002
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,840
LAUGHTER
1003
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,880
Is that a man?
1004
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,680
It looks really real.
You must know that one.
1005
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,880
"I'll give you a clue.
Garlic bread. Garlic bread."
1006
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,760
Garlic bread. What?
1007
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,240
Garlic bread. That's the clue.
1008
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,600
I'm so confused.
1009
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,760
No, no, it's all a model.
1010
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,120
I mean, they're so accurate.
They're great, aren't they?
1011
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,920
"Peter...?" Peter...?
1012
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,960
Sellers. "Peter...?"
1013
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,960
LAUGHTER
1014
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,560
It was. It was Peter Kay.
You said it, yeah.
1015
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,800
What? Really?
1016
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,600
"Last peek. Last peek."
1017
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,360
Have another look. Are you ready?
OK, here we go.
1018
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,440
No, that's a real man. No.
1019
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,880
LAUGHTER
1020
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,880
All right, take them through.
Let's get them scanned.
1021
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,840
OK. Do you want
to just follow me through, ladies?
1022
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,000
We're going to start your scan.
It's just through this way.
1023
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,320
So I think Danny should be
back out here again.
1024
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,800
THEY CHAT
1025
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,160
Come on through.
1026
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,680
So, come on through.
This is the scanner, OK?
1027
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,040
I'm going to give you
one of these.
1028
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,200
Keavy, that's yours. Thank you.
See the spot over there? Yeah.
1029
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,720
You're going to stand on
that one here.
1030
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,640
This one's for you.
And the spot just on the end there.
1031
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,840
See the spot on the floor?
Facing that way?
1032
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,080
Yeah, face the scanner.
1033
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,880
Lindsay.
1034
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,480
And here we go, my love.
On that spot there.
1035
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,040
OK, so this is going
to show you some poses.
1036
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,240
I need you to copy the pose
and just hold it.
1037
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:51,480
The platform is going to move.
It's going to rotate, OK? Oh, wow.
1038
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,640
While the scan happens.
1039
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,680
So just hold the pose
as it's moving.
1040
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,720
And that's it, OK?
I'll leave you to it.
1041
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:02,440
I feel like it's an MRI or something
and you can't come in. Oh, God.
1042
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,840
COMPUTER: Initialising pose.
1043
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,640
Oh, look! They look like, um...
1044
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,120
Oh, the microphone is there.
1045
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,120
SCANNER BUZZES
1046
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,000
That's...
1047
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,720
Ah! We're moving!
1048
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,520
OK. Steady feet, everyone.
1049
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,960
THEY LAUGH
1050
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,440
What?
1051
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,600
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1052
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,120
CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
1053
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,560
Come on, then.
1054
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:40,160
CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
1055
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,960
BAND PLAYS: C'est La Vie
1056
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,840
# Uh-oh-oh-oh
1057
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,720
# Hup! Hup!
1058
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,360
# Uh-oh-oh-o
1059
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,600
# Uh-oh-oh-oh... #
1060
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,520
What?!
1061
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,920
# I say, hey, boy,
sittin' in your tree
1062
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,960
# Mummy always wants you
to come for tea
1063
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,960
# Uh-oh... #
What?!
1064
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,560
# Get down from your treehouse
sittin' in the sky
1065
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,480
# I wanna know just what to do
1066
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,920
# Is it very big?
Is there room for two?
1067
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,040
# I got a house
with windows and doors
1068
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,720
# I'll show you mine
if you show me yours
1069
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,600
# Gotta let me in... #
1070
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,080
What?
# Hey, hey, hey
1071
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:27,520
# Let the fun begin, hey
1072
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,120
# I'm the wolf today, hey, hey, hey
1073
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,320
# I'll huff, I'll puff
1074
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,600
# I'll huff, I'll puff,
I'll blow you away
1075
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,200
# Say you will, say you won't
1076
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,440
# Say you'll do what I don't
1077
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,560
# Say you're true, say to me
1078
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,840
# C'est la vie
1079
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,040
# Say you will, say you won't
1080
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,200
# Say you will
Say you'll do what I don't
1081
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,320
# Yeah, yeah
Say you're true, say to me
1082
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,600
# C'est la vie
1083
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,520
# Do you play with the girls,
play with the boys?
1084
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,800
# Do you ever get lonely
playing with your toys?
1085
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,040
# We can talk, we can sing
Uh-oh
1086
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,080
# I'll be the queen
and you'll be the king
1087
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,280
# Uh-oh
Hey, boy, in your tree
1088
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,680
# Throw down your ladder,
make a room for me
1089
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,720
# I got a house
with windows and doors
1090
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,560
# I'll show you mine
if you show me yours
1091
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,760
# Gotta let me in... #
1092
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,840
Come on, you guys. What?
# Hey, hey, hey
1093
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,000
# Let the fun begin... #
1094
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,680
Come on!
# Hey, yeah
1095
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,000
# I'm the wolf today,
hey, hey, hey
1096
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,320
# I'll huff, I'll puff
1097
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,160
# I'll huff, I'll puff,
I'll blow you away
1098
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,160
# Say you will, say you won't
1099
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,240
# Say you'll do what I don't
1100
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:35,480
# Say you're true, say to me
Say you will, all right
1101
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,680
# C'est la vie
1102
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,080
# Say you will, say you won't
Oh, say you will
1103
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,200
# Say you'll do what I don't
Say you will
1104
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,360
# Say you're true, say to me
What are you like?
1105
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,280
# C'est la vie... #
1106
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,680
Are you ready?
1107
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,440
CHEERING
1108
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,480
Hup-hup!
1109
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,600
# Na-na-na-hey
1110
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,840
# Na-na-na-oh
1111
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,120
# Na-na-na-hey
1112
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,520
# Hup-hup! Hup-hup!
1113
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,480
# Say you will, say you won't... #
1114
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,640
Stop it!
# Say you'll do what I don't
1115
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,920
# Say you're true, say to me
1116
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,040
# Wanna say, c'est la vie
1117
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,280
# Say you will, say you won't
1118
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,600
# Say you'll do what I don't
1119
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,720
# Say you're true, say to me
1120
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,400
# C'est la vie
1121
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,920
# Say you will, say you won't
1122
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,160
# Say you'll do what I don't
1123
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,440
# Say you're true, say to me
1124
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,760
# Wanna say, c'est la vie
1125
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,880
# Say you will, say you won't
1126
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,040
# Say you'll do what I don't
1127
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,480
# Say you're true, say to me... #
Fight like me da as well.
1128
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,040
# C'est la vie
1129
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,680
# Na-na-na-hey
1130
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:43,920
# Na-na-na-oh
1131
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,160
# C'est la vie
1132
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,880
# Na-na-na-hey
1133
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,160
# Hup-hup-hup!
1134
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,400
# C'est la vie. #
1135
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:55,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1136
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,000
Michael - what?!
1137
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,160
Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God.
1138
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,440
Our Unexpected Star Stars
of the Show -
1139
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,880
B*Witched!
1140
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,800
CHEERING AND WHISTLING
1141
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,200
Oh, my God. Oh, good Lord.
1142
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,160
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
1143
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,240
Girls... I love the suit.
1144
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,560
You were in the room in there -
your head.
1145
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,160
You noticed my head? Yes!
Yes, I noticed your head. Good.
1146
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,520
Oh, my God. We did. We recognised
you. This whole thing...
1147
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,320
So we're not being
made into wax dummies?
1148
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,480
Absolutely gutted! I'm so
disappointed! My daughter wanted it.
1149
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,840
Yeah, we will probably have
to arrange that at another time.
1150
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,080
Thank you. That was funny.
We are all here to surprise you.
1151
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,880
All here? For you.
The band and everything? You lot.
1152
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,240
The band and everything.
1153
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,400
We were with them last night.
We were only with them last night.
1154
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,360
That's hilarious. We all had to keep
this secret from you... Wild. Wow.
1155
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,840
..so that you would
land on this stage
1156
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,880
and go straight into
that amazing song.
1157
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,760
Weren't they amazing,
ladies and gentlemen?
1158
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,240
CHEERING
1159
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,680
You know, we haven't done
that for 20 years.
1160
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,080
Well, it was amazing. Um...
1161
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,920
Was that actually Sinitta?
1162
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,680
Yes, it was Sinitta. She did well!
The real Sinitta?! No, that was wax.
1163
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,520
Wow. No, that was actually Sinitta.
1164
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,160
Stop! Was it?! Yeah. That's
impressive. Serious?! Oh, my gosh!
1165
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,080
And there's Sinitta giving us
a wave. There's Sinitta!
1166
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760
Oh, my gosh!
1167
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760
CHEERING
1168
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,880
And you know that man
that we said was Peter Kay?
1169
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,960
Yeah, who was that poor fella?
Who was it really?
1170
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,000
Just some bloke in the audience.
Oh, thank God!
1171
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,960
We knew it! We knew! There he is.
1172
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,080
CHEERING
1173
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,840
You did well. Thank God!
1174
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,640
Cos I was like, "I'm sure I know who
Peter Kay is." I was embarrassed.
1175
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,080
I was like, "He moved!
His eyes moved! His eyes moved!"
1176
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,160
But listen, tell us about your life,
then. What's going on?
1177
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,200
I mean, what are you up to?
What's the plan for B*Witched?
1178
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,000
Well, we... I know.
Well, we've got loads of gigs
1179
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,320
and we're hopefully...you'll see
a tour of us around.
1180
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,040
Well, you might have more gigs,
cos you never know.
1181
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,320
We have a new single as well. We've
got a new single called Firefly,
1182
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,560
and that'll be out in a couple
of weeks. Firefly. Let's go.
1183
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,640
Ladies and gentlemen, one more time,
the amazing B*Witched!
1184
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,280
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1185
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,080
Well, well done.
Thank you very much!
1186
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,960
Goodnight! Bravo! Thank you.
Thank you, guys! Thank you!
1187
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,280
CHEERING
1188
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,600
If you'd like to nominate someone
for the Unexpected Star of the Show,
1189
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,280
or for any other surprise, go to...
1190
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,080
..for all the details.
1191
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,400
What? What is going on?
1192
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,280
..Jade braves Send To All,
1193
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,400
there's music from Jack Savoretti,
1194
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,520
and we have a sensational
Unexpected Star of the Show.