Swanthula: Previously on "Dragula..."
Hello, Uglies.
We have gathered you here from around the world
to compete in our grand championship
of drag, filth, horror and glamour.
The theme for your first floor show of the season
is Terror in the Woods.
Swanthula: These drag artists
must use all of their artistic skills
to create award-winning looks,
but only one of you can snatch the first win of the season
and that drag monster is Niohuru.
Niohuru: Hell yeah.
Satanna and Jay Kay,
you are up for extermination.
In order to prove to us that you are actually
a bad-enough bitch to stay in this competition,
you will bungee jump 120 delicious feet below
into total darkness.[Laughs]
My shit is different. It deserves to be seen.
Well, you had your chance.
I'll fucking do the bungee-jumping thing.
I'll do it twice. I'll do it three times.
Man: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
[Dramatic music plays]
♪♪
[Tense music playing]
♪♪
[Disembodied whispering]
[Swanthula speaking in foreign language]
Give me the power, I beg of you.
♪♪
[Continues speaking in foreign language]
Give me the power, I beg of you.
[Continues speaking in foreign language]
Give me the power, I beg of you.
[Continues speaking in foreign language]
[Lightning crashes]
Give me the power, I beg of you!
[Laughs] [Thunder and lightning crash]
[Tense music playing]
♪♪
♪ Dragula
♪ She's a killer queen
♪ Dragula
♪ She'll make you scream
♪ Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula ♪
Dracmorda: The winner of the Boulet Brothers "Dragula"
will headline the upcoming Dragula World tour,
receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us
and the title of Dragula,
the World's Next Drag Super Monster.
♪ Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula ♪
[Woman screams]
[Tense music playing, electricity buzzing]
♪♪
[Synth music playing]
♪♪
Woo-hoo!
♪ Another day at the Boulet Manor ♪
What do they say? Another day, another slay.
-Another slay, always. -Yes.
Last week was batshit bananas.
Onyx: I was in the bottom, but I escaped, barely.
Well, I don't know if you heard, but I was in the bottom.
[Gasps]
My performance was very flat, my story was too long,
and I didn't really show who I was.
Who is Onyx?
Going forward, how can you infuse your drag
into your look so that we know who you are?
It was just, like, such a shell-shocking moment.
But, you know, I think it was a good push
that I'm ready to fuckin' bring it this week, motherfuckers.
I know of Onyx's work and I know she's fun and ferocious,
but other than that,
you kind of don't know what you're getting.
Onyx: I think I have a solid character,
but maybe I don't have as strong a grip
on who I am as I thought.
Can we also talk about who won?
Miss Quiet. [Contestants cheering]
Silent killer over there.
Yeah, how does it feel?
It feels so surreal.Yeah.
One of the happiest moment of my life
to win "Dragula" on the first episode.Yeah.
But, you know, it's also a curse.
Well, the expectation for you is gonna be, like...
Yeah, you set the bar for everyone here,
so we're all like...
Cynthia: I definitely think Niohuru is competition
and unfortunately, I'm gonna have to kill her.
Who do we think is going home?
Raise your hand if you think it's Jay Kay.
-Oh. -Oh, so it's everyone.
Oh, my God. [Laughs]
Blackberri: I think it's Jay Kay's time to go home
because of the cardboard.
I can't. I literally can't.
I want Satanna to stay because she is my trans sister,
and I believe she has a lot to offer,
so I want to see what she have to give.
This is a competition, honey,
so I mean, like, they can't gag us.
Jay, he really -- He have, like, a big personality.
I think that he have more... An annoying personality.
I really hope Jay Kay's cord snapped.
Would y'all agree that Jay Kay and Satanna
were the bottom two? Fantasia: To be honest,
I would've said, like, either you or Jarvis.
Yeah.
You took a political, like, kind of route.
I didn't get it and I didn't see, like, the terror in it.
And then far as you, I mean, like,
I just didn't think it was strong enough.
Oh.
Hold on.
Oh, here it is.
I feel the same way,
but my pitchfork was bigger than all of yours.
[Laughter]
You definitely had a bigger pitchfork.
Guess who's back, bitches?
[Contestants cheering]
Cynthia: Oh, my God.
Satanna: The bitch is back.
I am so excited that I survived that extermination
and the competitors should be very worried
because I have faced death and I have nothing left to lose.
Anna: I mean, I'm not excited Satanna's back
just 'cause she seems like a bit of a bitch
and she was mean to me.
That's the only reason.
This was, dead-ass, the hardest extermination
"Dragula" has ever fucking had.
-Oh, my God. -Give us the details.
-Yeah, tell us everything. -Tell us.
Well, they were not lying when they said
a 5-mile hike to the bungee-jumping area
and 5 miles back in the dark.
They made you walk back?
-Of course. -So 10 miles?
-In the dark. -In the dark?
In the dark in full drag.
We had to wade through rivers, we had to climb rocks.
There was hardly a path.
When we got up to the top, I looked down,
bitch, my stomach was in knots.
I was in shock of how high it was and I pushed myself off.
Bitch, the fairy took flight.
[Laughter]
The fairy took flight.
So I feel super accomplished.
Not a lot of people can do that.
Yeah. Like, I don't know
if a lot of people in this cast could do that.
Because it was fucking insane.
It pushed me to my limit.
I would not have gone bungee jumping in the dark.
I mean, I'm willing to do what it takes to stay,
but in the dark, you could die.
I liked how readable Jay Kay's look was,
but you could also see cardboard.
Like, unpainted cardboard.
No, badly painted cardboard.
Jay Kay is a joke.
L-O-L.
I think they went home because their outfit
was made of cardboard, they weren't really selling it,
it was giving...amateur.
I just think that it was just a lack of being prepared.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
[Dramatic music plays, contestants exclaiming]
[Alarm blaring]
-What is going on? -Alright?
[Eerie music playing]
Cynthia: Is this where we go? The light just came on.
♪♪
[Contestants cheering]
Well, well, well.
It looks like we've suffered our first casualty
of the competition,
and the body is already starting to stink.
Yum. [ Snorts ]
And speaking of stink, I want to remind you all
that one of the four tenets of "Dragula" is filth,
and it's an often overlooked
but very important aspect of drag.
From the disgusting antics of Divine
to the punk-rock pungency of the iconic Jayne County,
filth is an important part of drag rebellion
and a necessary ingredient
when creating a drag super monster.
Tonight, you will prove your ability
to utilize filth in your drag by creating a new look
inspired by the theme of Trash Can Children.
[Contestants exclaiming]
Inspired by the crude and creepy
collectible cards of the 1980s,
your Trash Can Children design must glorify garbage
with a pun-based name and a filth-filled floor show.
[Contestants cheering]
Hot.
Now, let's talk about this episode's
Fright Feat.
Oh.
For this week's Fright Feat,
you must chug and consume
a specially handcrafted garbage smoothie
consisting of jellied eels, chitlins, beef kidneys
and trash juice that was sourced
from the bottom of a Dumpster.
[Laughter]
Throb: Excellent.
-Sounds tasty. -Excellent.
[Laughs]
And the person who finishes their putrid potion first
will win the ability to cast a curse on an opponent
of their choosing.
Oh, my God.
And this week's curse is...
the curse of the Teletubby toilet bowl.
[Toilet flushes] Yay!
-What? -Toilet bowl?
Fantasia: Toilet bowl?
The person inflicted with the curse
of the Teletubby toilet bowl will be moved
to a heavily used port-a-potty,
where they must remain until the floor show begins.
[Contestants exclaiming]
That means they will have to do all of their makeup
and get fully ready from inside the port-a-potty,
far away from the rest of the group,
banished to the toilet, where they belong.
[Toilet flushes]
[Contestants exclaiming]
Good luck, Uglies, and be sure to have
a positive attitude for this challenge.
After all, it's called a trash can,
not a trash cannot.
[Laughter]
[Laughing]
-What? -Yes!
The challenge this week is Trash Can Kids.
It's filth, it's inspired by '80s cartoon trading cards,
and I'm excited to push myself
a little out of my comfort zone with this one.
So, okay, this port-a-potty situation
is stressing me the fuck out
because I'm a big girl, I need a lot of room.
The curse is insane because you have to be trapped
in a bathroom full of shit, I believe,
and you have to do your makeup in there,
so that's a hard one.
Yeah, what's everyone's strategy
on who they're gonna pick if they win?
I think the smartest thing that I should probably do
is select Nio because she's my biggest competition.
-Ooh. -Oh.
But I don't wanna make her...
I've been to a port-a-potty.
I've seen a port-a-potty.
I've [bleep] in a port-a-potty,
but I've never got into drag in a port-a-potty.
[Indistinct conversations]
[Contestants cheering]
Jarvis: The Fright Feat this week is that we have to chug
a greige blend of chitlins, eel,
Jersey Turnpike water and God knows what else.
Fantasia: So the glass is in front of us and, honestly,
it just looked like someone threw up
and they scooped it up and said, "Drink it."
[Tense music playing]
Cynthia: Oh, is he giving me more?
Wait, wait, we all have one.
What's that about?
Jarvis: An 11th stein is placed on the table.
What is going on?
So whoever drinks theirs first
will probably end up drinking that.
[Laughing]
[Contestants exclaiming]
Hi, fuckers!
I'm still here. [Laughs]
The joke's on you because you're going
right back home, bitch.
Oh, my God, excuse me, honey. Oh, and you poured me a drink.
Satanna: I'm pissed that he is back in this competition.
I don't think that he deserved to be back
and now we're back up to 11.
Cynthia: I'm losing my fucking shit.
I see Amazon's living up to their return policy.
I will say, I think I came back because, let's be honest,
season five is fucking sick.
We get to see more drag now
and really get to know each other.
I think I'm still in the competition
because I showed that I'm not scared of anything.
You can shove me off a bridge, I'm not going anywhere,
and I have more to show and one bad week,
even if it happened to be the first one, isn't the end for me.
Does your next look, do you think it will incorporate cardboard?
I promise you there is not gonna be a stitch of cardboard,
you shady, cunty whores.
No, it's just a really good thing
Amazon delivers to set.
Cynthia: I'm not happy that you're back.
I think you're a shady bitch.
You told me that my look
was one of your favorites of the night back there,
so I don't know why you're coming for me now.
I didn't wanna kick you while you were down,
but I guess J.K., girl.
I feel very disrespected by you.
I don't know if I can trust you in this competition
and you coming back, it's, like, great,
now we're gonna have to do it all over again,
but this time, I hope the cord snaps.
Jay Kay: I still maintain what I said.
I think you literally and figuratively have a big mouth.
I think you talk over people.
I think you belittled me from the second I stepped in,
and I'm not gonna let that happen.
I don't feel like I'm running my mouth
hating on everybody like you were.
I'm also loud and I'm sorry -- But I'm not a loud mouth.
I'm not going around causing shit.
You kind of are a loud mouth.
But that's also fine. We have different personalities.
Alright, so can we get to drinking?
Are we ready for this?
I don't know what about her,
but Cynthia just pushes my buttons and I cannot stand it.
[Tense music playing]
♪♪
[Whistle blows]
This is disgusting. It's, like, proper chunky.
It's thick. It's -- it's literally gross.
It's making me gag.
This tastes like shit, and I absolutely love it.
[Contestants gagging]
As I'm drinking this hot regret of a mixture,
it's not even the taste that's gonna get me.
It's the sound.
[Contestants gagging]
Why is it fizzy?
I opened up my gullet
and just let this toilet water slosh down
and it was weirdly spicy and chunky
and there were flecks of things, but it was also oily.
It was bad.
[Contestants gagging]
♪♪
[Laughing]
I thought I maybe may have missed the buzzer there,
but I thought I was in the lead and had won,
but I didn't.
Jay Kay: Alright, so what did I win?
-Oh. -Uh-oh.
For me?
Ooh.
I won the Fright Feat,
which means I get to cast a little curse
for the Teletubby toilet bowl.
Fantasia, you are a massive threat and a legend.
I don't wanna see you in a port-a-potty either.
But, Nio, you won.
You are clearly a threat in this competition
and I know you got beautiful things,
but we'll see how you do with filth.
I'm not that worried.
Blackberri.
Cynthia Doll...
evictus lavatoria.
[Yells]
I didn't see that one coming!
Okay, Jay Kay. You wanna put me in a port-a-potty?
Watch, and I'll still come out looking better than you.
Well, it feels great to be back.
I think it's time for all of us to get started on our looks.
Cynthia: Let's do it, honey.
Let's get trashy.
[Gags]
Port-a-potty! Port-a-potty!
Port-a-potty. Port-a-potty.
[Soft eerie music playing]
♪♪
Onyx: My inspiration for Trash Can Kids is derby girls,
and my character's name is Derby Debbie
and she's the baddest bitch in the rink.
I'm making my spikes out of cannoli stuffers.
I think it's gonna turn out sickening.
Very holy cannoli chic.
And I also made some intestines out of latex and Saran Wrap
that are hangin' out.
You will be seeing some stunts this week.
Derby Debbie has a high pain tolerance,
and she likes to show that off.
Orkgotik: For the Trash Can Kids,
I'm doing Hemorrhoid-Gotik.
So I'm gonna have, like, a giant head
similar to a real hemorrhoid
and I gonna have in my butt.
If you have one, you probably have two.
Are you ready? Yeah, I think so.
Bitch, I'm about to get ready in a port-a-potty.
Are you nervous?
Cynthia: I'm hella nervous about getting ready
in the port-a-potty.
Jay Kay definitely put me in the port-a-potty out of spite.
Why the fuck did he choose between me and you?
Honestly, I think it's just out of fear
and being...
Do you think -- ...seeing that
we're bigger personalities and that...
But that's, like, not a bad thing, you know?
He's, like, making it --
But also look at his fuckin' personality.
Jay Kay: I hear Cynthia and Blackberri in the corner
whispering, ka-ka-ka-kek, amongst each other
about how I put Cynthia in the port-a-potty.
Bitch, what did you expect?
No one else has done me wrong except for you, Cynthia.
Well, I chose Cynthia for the toilet bowl curse
because at least if she's in there, I can't hear her.
At least this way I can do my makeup,
I can put together my look in peace.
I'm loud, huh?
Yes! [Laughs]
Niohuru: For Trash Can Kid,
I'm going to be a sex-addict spider.
I am a 3D artist.
I digitally sculpted all these models
and 3D printed all these beautiful spider legs
and this beautiful top I made.
I like to combine cutting-edge technology
with traditional garment-making skill.
I'm not here to do drag to impress the present.
I'm here to show you what the future looks like.
And right now, I'm working on this silicone prosthetic.
I put this vagina prosthetic on this pregnant belly.
These pussy lips are silicone, these pussy lips are silicone,
and these pussy lips are made in China.
[Laughter]
I fucking love you.
[Onyx] Oh, my God.
[Soft synth music playing]
♪♪
[Dramatic music playing]
[Contestants cheering]
Jay Kay: Let's go, bitches!
Fantasia: My, oh, my, I am ready.
Cynthia: It's the day of the floor show,
and I have to get ready in a port-a-potty.
Alright, bitch, let's get to fuckin' work.
[Gags]
Jay Kay should have gone to the grave last week
and now this week I'm being put in a port-a-potty?
Oh, my gosh. Where's Cynthia?
Cynthia! Cynthia!
[Laughter] Girl, where you at?
What the literal fuck?!
She's where she belongs.
-Oh. -Ooh, you so shady.
Cynthia brought this on herself.
I don't know what our issue is,
but I feel nothing about putting her in that port-a-potty.
In fact, she is not a single thought on my brain.
[Gasps]
I did not just get shit all over my arm.
I feel like this might affect her on the floor show,
and I really hope it doesn't.
I hope she know how to pull it together.
Onyx: I don't think Cynthia being in the port-a-potty
is gonna affect her floor show because last week,
she also looked like she got ready in a port-a-potty.
Cynthia: What the fuck?!
Disgusting. It fucking smells like shit.
I don't even have light in the port-a-potty,
and now I'm about to present myself
from a fuckin' port-a-potty.
I can't even see what I'm doing.
Knock, knock, knock.
Occupied!
You alright in there?
I'm...well. I'm well.
Girl, what do you feel about Jay Kay picking you
and putting you in this fucking shit hole?
Girl, we're in a competition.
Why didn't she pick someone who was actually, like,
I don't know, doing well?
Well, let's just take it as a compliment.
But I mean at least -- I don't know.
It's been nice having some privacy, I guess.
Alright, girl. See you in a little bit.
What the fuck, girl? Don't leave.
Hey, hey, hey.
I literally have been putting foundation on with my fingers.
Can you grab me a makeup sponge?
Girl?
Blackberri!
♪♪
[Contestant] Oh, God.
[Alarm blaring] [Gasps] What the fuck?
Attention, competitors. Even in here, bitch?
Attention, competitors.
The floor show is about to begin.
Bitch, no, this is not how I wanted to go out!
[Cries]
[Dramatic music playing]
♪♪
[Woman screaming]
♪♪
[Disembodied laughing]
♪♪
Welcome, piglets, filth queens
and all sultans of slime
to this week's fabulous and festering floor show.
For tonight's challenge,
we've asked our crude and curdled competitors
to conceptualize and create disgusting new looks
inspired by iconic gross-out trading cards
of yesteryear.
In addition to conceptualizing
and creating these new looks,
our sleazy starlets must also perform
an act of filth during their floor show.
Whoever grosses us out the most will win.
Whoever bores us will die.
[Both laughing]
Here to help us judge
tonight's stomach-stirring spectacle
is superstar actor and the star
of the original "Scream" film, Matthew Lillard.
Hi. Thank you for having me.
I know when you -- you --
You think drag, you think Matthew Lillard. Here I am.
Matthew, thank you for joining us.
We do hope you brought your barf bag
because you're definitely going to need it tonight.
Hey, I cannot wait to see the shit
that's coming my way.
Bring it on.
And our next judge is the winner
of the Boulet Brothers "Dragula" season three
and the contemporary king of all drag kings,
the one and only Landon Cider.
Landon, thank you for joining us.
By the way, how rich are garbage men?
Ooh, filthy fucking rich.
[Boulet brothers laughing]
Our Trash Can Children have arrived.
So without further ado...
let's dim the lights...
start the music...
and let the floor show begin.
[Thunder crashes]
[Dramatic synth rock music playing]
♪♪
Welcome to the dump.
[Both laughing]
How fun was this challenge? It was amazing.
Oh, I loved it.
Trash Can Children. Where did we come up with that?
It's so sick and honestly, I think it's long overdue.
Yeah, some of the fans
thought we didn't have enough filth last season.
We didn't do enough filth. You didn't enough.
Why didn't you have any? Where's the filth?
So here we go. We're starting off strong. Yes.
Everyone's gonna throw up. Absolutely.
Okay, we need to start by talking about Jay Kay.
Yes. Because we saved Jay Kay,
and I feel like
they have a very unique voice as an artist
that we haven't seen on "Dragula" in a while.
Kind of dirty and filthy and Brooklyn club and I'm into it.
A little gender-bending, a little unrefined.
We saw tonight the ideas are there,
but the execution needs to be there
because you have to look to the left and to the right
when they're all on stage.
You can see the deficiency is there.
Yes, as I do often.[Laughs]
This bitch.
Okay, so let's talk about Fantasia a little bit.
It was very successful because her character
spoke to who she is as a drag artist.
I have a feeling she's playing it safe.
She has won tons of pageants,
and she's sort of showing up but not showing
all of her big guns right out of the gate,
which is a tactic that can work sometimes.
Assessing her competition, setting up for the kill.
Exactly.
So let's move on to Anna.
I loved all the effort
that Anna put into her performance tonight,
but I think the execution was a bit sloppy.
Oh, yes.
We had all of the condiments that were never used
and then the big reveal was a total mess
because the mask fell off, the wig fell off.
She is in trash heaps of trouble.
Let's talk about Onyx.
I was left confused again.
I wasn't sure what the performance was about,
and I wasn't sure exactly who was performing it.
Again, promo, showgirl,
episode one, serious art, witch.
Puppet arm witch. With a puppet.
Now, this time the look that they came up with
was something I would've seen
on one of these playing cards back in the day.
I did not see their drag in this at all.
Once again, a third completely different person.
Maybe she just doesn't know who she is.
Yeah, it does feel that way.
Let's move on to Niohuru X.
Niohuru's look was probably
the best of the night and I feel like
you could see this on a card, right?
Like Sally Spider or something.
Yeah.
But it just needed a little more
of that cartoony element to give me Trash Can Child.
What I loved about it is I don't think anyone else
could have thought of that.
We have, like, a really interesting young artist
and I kind of can't wait to see what they do next.
Me too.
The stage is filthy, the air is putrid,
so I think it's time to start judgment.
♪♪
Welcome back, Uglies,
and thank you all for a truly feculent floor show.
Before we begin, I wanna remind you
that we are not here to judge your drag.
Drag is art and art is subjective.
What we are judging you on is your drag
as it relates to this competition
and the challenges that we put before you.
Now Satanna,
Blackberri,
Fantasia,
Jarvis,
and Jay Kay.
Please slither forward.
[Tense music playing]
You five are all safe.
Please leave now and report directly to the showers
where you will be hosed down and bleached.
[Laughs]
I am so glad that I'm safe on filth.
This is the one I was the most nervous for,
but we turned it out.
For those of you remaining,
we're going to go down the line
and give you some feedback on your looks.
Let's talk about Nio.
I love the makeup, I love the hair, I love the eyes.
I just think that you can really use
some editing with this look.
You don't need the spiderwebs.
In reality, spiders don't get caught
in their own spider webs.
National Geographic correspondent.
Yeah, I know.
Genuine points.
For a filth challenge, you definitely brought the filth.
Congratulations.
It was just such a singular vision.
It was an idea that I feel like
only you could have brought to the stage, so good job.
It was disgusting and it just kept getting grosser
and I love that.
It was very body horror to me.
So far, you're impressing us.
You blew me away.
I was like, "Is that a vagina on stage?
Are we allowed to do that?"
I didn't know we were allowed to cuss when I signed up.
For me, I lost the Trash Can Kid
sort of golly gee aspect to it.
But that's not to say that this isn't successful.
Niohuru: The judges loved my fashion, loved my look.
One can never have too many pussies.
[Laughs]
This is so silly.
Moving on to Anna Banana.
Look, for me, I like the youthful approach to it.
I think it's absolutely disgusting
and that's perfect.
During the performance, your face fell off
and that was a bit of a fail.
So, Anna, when you first came out, I was so excited.
All of these condiments came out,
but then that kind of didn't go anywhere.
Like, halfway through the game,
I kind of just left the stadium and just went home.
Oh, no.
Is that a sport-ball reference?
-It is. -A sports ball?
Sport ball, sport ball. Or it could be concerts.
Dracmorda: You were very in the theme of the challenge.
The issue was the prosthetic work was falling off.
But look, you are the legendary Anna Phylactic.
I want you to show up and remind everybody here
that that's who you are.
I'm a little confused with the color choice
of your tights and your arm skin.
Swanthula: Landon, you're a sniper.
You're, like, seeing the little weaknesses in the armor
and you're going in.
I mean, my eye for detail is what won me the crown,
so I'm gonna give you all the details
that I can give as well, you know?
It is true.
I definitely overcomplicated my look this week
and with these critiques,
I think I'm definitely gonna be in the bottom.
Moving on to Orkgotik.
Wow, when you were squeezing your face,
I thought that that was so disgusting,
so fucking gross. I was living.
Thank you so much, London.
I do think that it does look a little piecemeal,
but overall this was, like, mesmerizing
in the grossest way possible.
And I really like what you did with your head shape.
That took me to the collectible card doll shape.
I was like agog and aghast,
and I think that that speaks to your ability to perform,
which I think is a boon for you.
Congratulations on making me absolutely puke in my mouth.
[Laughter]
Throb: I though Orkgotik looked great.
I thought some pieces looked a little bit unfinished,
but overall the concept
was absolutely disgusting and filthy.
Let's talk about Cynthia Doll.
Your performance was great.
The idea was hitting me right over the head,
but I think the character needed something more.
Landon: I do think I would love to see some body sores.
That's one thing that would've really
elevated this look, I think.
The build on the pants I thought was extraordinary.
I sort of love that.
I think you pushed the boundaries
on the meth aspect.
You really made me feel at unease.
Yeah, it was almost, like, too real.
Yeah.
Matthew, I'm feeling a little woozy here.
There you go.
It made me feel woozy.
Dracmorda: Sometimes parodying things
like drug addiction can be tricky, right?
Have you pushed it far enough to be funny
or did you push it too far
where it almost becomes offensive?
And I know you and I know that it's not intentional.
It's something to consider going forward.
I think this message was very nerve-wracking to present
and I think trying to present it
didn't come across correctly.
Onyx: Cynthia looked absolutely cracked,
which I know is what she was going for.
It's a tough concept and a tough sell,
especially for a challenge
that's supposed to be whimsical and fun.
Let's talk about Onyx.
Now, I am an ex-derby girl.
My name was Princess Sugartits
and you don't have a number on the back
and any derby girl has a number, 'cause they have numbers.
Let 'em know, Princess Sugartits.
That's right. Mine was 26.2. [Laughs]
I was confused by some of your choices, though.
I don't know whose leg that is,
if that's yours or someone else's
because if it's yours, then you shouldn't have a foot
and if it's someone else's,
why did you put your skate on theirs?
Matthew: The one thing I would say is that I felt
like all the elements in the build
came out of your everyday closet.
I wish there was something
that spoke to how it speaks to your drag.
Dracmorda: And that's something
we sort of talked about before, right?
Who is Onyx Ondyx?
And my issue with it
is that I don't see your drag infused with it.
What we don't want to do is to treat this competition
like it's a Halloween contest.
It can't be like that.
It's gotta be how do you interpret these challenges
with your unique style of drag?
And I'm becoming concerned that maybe you don't know.
Which is fine, right?
There's lots of drag artists that sort of take their gigs
and they do whatever is asked of them.
But those people,
unfortunately because of the world we live in
and marketing and all that,
they don't become stars because you can't remember them
because you don't know who they are from week to week.
It's something I'm encouraging you to look into
because I think it will benefit you in the long run
if you can figure out who you are,
stamp it and put it out there.
Anna: I get the vibe that Onyx
maybe doesn't really know who they are as an artist yet
and maybe Onyx is in trouble.
Onyx: What I should have done
is just been Molly Mousetrap and did this.
It didn't have to be as complicated as I made it.
And last but not least, Throb Zombie.
I think you articulated exactly what this challenge was.
The eyes that are on those cards are so alive
and big and silly and I think that you executed that
in a profound way.
A-plus for me, the best example of the week.
As an audience member, to see someone perform
with that kind of joy is so fun.
It was so cutesy and demented,
like, that was my favorite part about it.
That was what these cards looked like, right?
They were sort of doll-like,
but vile and hideous and horror,
and you are all those things tonight.
Thank you.
You completely blew me away.
I think you are making drag kings proud
everywhere that will see this.
If you continue to perform at this level,
you could easily be the next drag king winner of "Dragula."
Thank you very much.
Anna: I probably wouldn't buy Throb's ice cream
'cause it's literally Throb's guts
and I don't want to eat guts again.
Orkgotik: I would definitely eat Throb's ice cream.
That shit looks tasty.
Now, Nio, Orkgotik and Throb Zombie,
the three of you did fantastic tonight,
but only one diva's Dumpster fire burned the brightest
and the winner of our Trash Can Children Challenge is...
...Throb Zombie.
[Applause]
Thanks, guys.
You truly served us Trash Can Children realness tonight
in every way, so thank you for a job well done.
You may all leave the stage.
Throb: Ah! I won the challenge.
It feels amazing. I'm very proud of myself.
And yeah, I, I, yeah, I feel really good. [Laughs]
Anna Phylactic, Onyx Ondyx
and Cynthia Doll, that means
you three have scored the lowest this week.
[Dramatic music playing]
Anna, you may have stank tonight,
but we're not ready to flush you just yet.
You're safe and you may leave the stage.
Oh, my God, thank you so much. Thank you.
I am so glad I am safe.
I'm gonna make like a banana and split.
This was too close for comfort.
I'm really gonna up my game
and make sure I'm not in the bottom again.
Onyx and Cynthia,
the judges felt you both missed the mark
on this filth focus floor show
and you are both up for extermination.
Cynthia: I'm ready to do anything.
I will prove to the Boulets why I deserve to be here
and why I am.
I will prove to the Boulets why I'm here.
Awaiting you in the extermination room
are two buckets filled with thousands of filth-feeding,
fat, juicy little worms and malodorous maggots.
Using only your mouths,
you must both move the worms and maggots
from the bucket to the measuring device.
The person who moves the most worms and maggots
in the allotted time will win the extermination.
As always, we will consider and compare your scores
from tonight's floor show,
as well as your overall performance
during your time here so far
when deciding who will be exterminated.
Good luck, Uglies,
and may the most wretched worm catcher win.
[Laughs]
[Dramatic music playing]
♪♪
[Grunting]
What in the actual fuck?
Throb: I think the paranoia in me
immediately feels the weight of a target
being put on my back as it always does when I do well.
'Cause nothing's worse than flying sky high,
feeling amazing, and that's, pew,
right when they shoot you out of the sky.
-And who won? -Who won?
I won.
[Contestants cheering]
Jarvis: Cheers!
Jay Kay: Oh, my God, Throb.
You won. You're the victor.
And I see how hard he works on everything.
I don't know why he's being so shy and demure.
You're allowed to celebrate yourself
without taking away from someone else's misfortunes.
I'm actually gagged that you weren't in the bottom.
Weren't?
I'm actually gagged that you weren't in the bottom.
-Ooh. -Alright.
That fucking arm is silly as fuck.
Yeah, you really put the silly in silicon.
Oh, my God.
Orkgotik: I don't understand why he's here.
Her look was mediocre.
The only thing fake about me is this!
[Contestants cheering]
I should stay because I have so much more to show
and so much more to give.
I know I need to show more sideshow,
show more of my showgirl shit and I'm ready to do that.
I really think I've just been in my head a bit.
Like, I wanna show just how versatile I am
instead of, like, actually leaning into,
like, who the fuck I am.
Yeah, that's the reason that they brought you here,
is for that. It's true.
Maybe this isn't me. Like, I should have been up there,
like, putting needles through my neck.
Like, I'm a sideshow showgirl. That is who I am.
Yes!
That's the thing. You can't hold back, honey.
This a competition.
Baby, you got to give it your all every time.
Cynthia: I think Onyx is going home.
I'm sorry, Onyx. Your time is up.
It's time to die.
Jay, you put me in the port-a-potty,
and I still came out looking fabulous.
I see that you have the same melting look
just like last week.
You can talk shit about what I'm wearing all you want.
I'm still safe, you still did your makeup in a port-a-potty
and you still have to transfer some worms in your mouth.
What? You act like you're over it.
I am over it. I don't know what I ever --
You are? What did I do to you?
You came in completely fucking hot.
Yeah, I came in hot, but I'm not the only one.
That first night, we all read each other.
I don't know why you have a specific issue with me
and me reading people that feels more personal.
You came immediately and said that,
"You're a loudmouth,"
and you talking down to me, it's not cute.
I'm not talking down.
You were talking down to me.
Don't tell me that you weren't doing something
because you did.
I have never said anything about you
that I don't stand by.
You are a loud mouth,
but that loud mouth has been directed at me a lot,
so of course I'm gonna send you to the port-a-potty.
You're the same person.
You come for people. That's just how it is.
And I'm going to defend myself every single time.
You're allowed to, 'cause I don't want this tension
every fucking week.
You think I do?
You know, Jay Kay, maybe you shouldn't talk
just right now.
Because it's so volatile. That's all.
I don't want -- I don't want you to get yelled at anymore.
Y'all have fun.
I keep watching Jay Kay walk into a room
and piss off every single person there
and then be bummed out that they have no friends.
I feel bad for them, but you kind of gotta own your shit.
Don't put yourself in the crossfire.
I'm not putting myself in the crossfire.
She was putting me there.
You're safe. Feel good in that accomplishment.
Let them be upset.
I did until everyone wanted me to be in the bottom.
It wasn't everybody.
Obviously we're in the bottom.
Who do you guys think should go home?
I felt it should have been Jay Kay.
And look, there's another one.
Now, please explain to me
how my name keeps getting brought up?
I think it's just clear that everyone is scared
to hurt feelings, so I've become the scapegoat
of, "Well, Jay Kay should be in the bottom."
Well, guess what? I wasn't.
I honestly didn't see either one of y'all in the bottom.
I thought it was Jay Kay.
You see the bait, you don't always have to bite it.
No, I do.
If you don't want this, no, you don't.
Let's just go back.
You play the game.
Just play the right game for the moment, okay?
I just want to say to Jay Kay,
coming back from the death
is a huge, huge, huge honor and blessing and privilege.
Yep.
And in the following challenges,
I would like to see you come harder.
This ain't about me, though. Good luck, you two.
I'm gonna make one friend by the end of this. Just one.
Yeah, Cynthia's baby's right there.
[Laughter]
[Tense dramatic music playing]
♪♪
The extermination this week
is transporting worms, maggots and larvas...
...from one container to another 8 feet away
using only our mouth.
Whoever has the most maggots in the beaker at the end
in 60 seconds wins.
Bitch, this extermination,
it's fucking disgusting.
These exterminations are a chance to prove yourself.
I've worked so hard in my drag career,
I am not about to go home.
These maggots are crawling. [Squeals]
I see legs, I see disgusting, just consistent moving.
Some of them are molting and they stink.
You can smell it.
They fucking stink.
I'm feeling nervous, I'm feeling a little disgusted,
but I'm gonna suck these worms up and move 'em.
♪♪
[Whistle blows]
♪♪
[Gags]
[Spits]
♪♪
[Gags]
Holy shit.
[Gags]
♪♪
What is that?
[Whimpering]
[Gagging]
What the fuck?
[Gagging]
[Gags]
[Whistle blows]
Cynthia's going home
because she didn't move as many worms as I did.
Bitch, I think I fucking slayed.
I worked my ass off, and I'm here to prove a point.
I'm not done.
I'm going to keep going.
I'll swallow even more maggots if I have to.
♪♪
[Eerie lullaby music playing]
♪♪
[Baby crying]
♪♪
[Plastic creaks]
♪♪
[Screaming, choking]
Aah!
♪♪
[Upbeat theme music playing]
♪♪
[Woman screams]