- [Narrator] Previously on "Dragula."
For this week's floor show,
you must create a look based on the theme
of a haunted hotel.
- the ghost host with the most tonight is Jay Kay.
- Satanna, Anna, you are up for extermination.
- Jarvis Hammer, how would you like to use the key?
- I would like to choose Orkgotik.
- You son of a bitch.
- In order to prove that you can face your fears,
you must report directly to our rotten rat room.
We will release a pack of hungry rats
that will not only gnaw your flesh, but also at your souls.
- What's the concept here?
I still don't get it.
- You're criticizing me? - As the winner, yes.
- I'm gonna keep staying being Orkgotik.
- [Contestant] And I still don't know what the fuck you are.
[ominous music]
[rats squeaking]
- [Contestant] Help me.
- This isn't cute, this isn't glamorous.
I never wanna do this again.
- I'm coming for you, Jarvis.
- Ack!
[eerie music] [lightening cracking]
[intense music] [thunder booming]
[intense music] [people screaming]
[intense music] [wolves howling]
[intense music]
[ominous music]
- Greetings my garish, little goblins and gremlins
and welcome back to the show. [lightening cracking]
- When we last met,
our cadaverous competitors took to the stage
to compete against one another in a lip sync challenge
for the first time of the season.
- Surprisingly, Jay Kay seemed to earn the most tips
at out Bewitched Brunch and poor Satanna
was only able to earn a one-way ticket to hell.
- It really was an unfortunate development.
She had so many natural gifts, youth, beauty, style.
- All the things that really
just make you wanna rip someone's throat out, you know?
- Sometimes it really pays
to just be a little ugly, doesn't it?
- Remember that kids, being too pretty or too talented
is bad because it makes people really wanna kill you.
[both laughing]
- Well enough of that pitiful pondering
because it's high time we move on
to this week's excruciating exhibition.
[lightening cracking]
- We've seen our corporeal competitors paint their faces.
- We've seen them conceptualize
and create incredible visual concepts.
- And we've even seen them perform live on stage.
- But what we haven't seen them do yet,
is get crammed into a group of people
that they don't like and forced
to perform a group number with them. [laughing]
- While it is fun to kill our contenders ourselves,
the only thing that may be more fun is watching them kill
one another and nothing quite says bloodbath
like a good old fashioned band challenge.
- So let's take a peek inside the lab and see what sort
of murderous mayhem we can conjure up at this conjunction.
- And we'll see you on the other side, uglies.
[evil laughter]
[ominous music]
- Drag.
Filth.
Horror.
Glamour.
- [Speaker] "Dragula."
- She's a killer. - Queen.
- [Speaker] "Dragula."
She'll make you scream.
♪ Drag drag drag drag Dragula
- [Commentator] The winner of the "Boulet Brothers' Dragula"
will headline the upcoming "Dragula World Tour,"
receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us,
and the title of the "Dragula,"
the world's next drag Super Monster.
♪ Drag drag drag drag Dragula
[ominous screaming]
[ominous music]
[electricity sizzling]
[upbeat music]
- Another week, another- - Back from the dead.
- Come on Mama Swan, give me the crown.
[group laughing]
- Satanna, Anna, and Orkgotik are in the bottom.
And I think Satanna's going home.
- Out of Orkgotik, Satanna, and Anna,
I think it's Anna's time.
She's a little too quiet for me.
- I love Satanna, but she wrote herself off,
which you can never fucking do.
- It is a little bit disrespectful to be like,
"Oh, I'm done, I'm done, I don't wanna do this.
I'm not doing the extermination.
I'm going home." - it makes you look
like a sore loser.
- She said that she felt embarrassed,
but I think quitting is more embarrassing.
- Yeah.
- Than actually being being put in the bottom
- That is so true. - for trying your best.
- I think it's sat Satanna's time.
- How many people audition for this show
and you get the chance, they saw something in you,
that should be the validation.
- And I mean I everybody gotta go home.
I mean, it's only one winner.
I mean, just the opportunity to be here is enough.
In the past I've been through so fucking much.
From sets work to fucking being incarcerated
to being a fucking fugitive and drag is the reason
why you guys see me here.
So I was very upset about that
because you do not dare fucking give up
and then you don't say that.
- Y'all remember me first week, I was writing myself off.
I ended up in the bottom.
Got lucky enough to survive and be back here.
- And you got a win.
- [Group] And you got a win.
[Group cheering]
- Finally. - Where's yours?
- Oh, it's coming. [group laughing]
Just hold on. - Tick tock,
we got- - And you won that
by the skin of your teeth. - This is episode four.
- So you better hush it up. - Oh.
- Who do you guys want to come back?
- I don't want Orkgotik to come back
because even though they're very sexy,
while we were all kiking,
it was the final toast, our day is over,
Ork decides it would be real cute
to throw a drink on me.
- Oh!
You throw a drink on me, baby, I'm gonna throw hands.
- You've been poking at everybody here in this competition
and you are complaining and crying
about a little drop on your fucking head?
- That's the first thing
we need to address then. - I'll call them up
when we get back 'cause I hope
they're on a bus somewhere else.
- Why would Ork do that?
[wondrous music] [group clapping]
[lips smacking] [group gasping]
- I'm glad to see him back in the competition.
You know, it gets my heart pumping.
Duh, 'cause I like him, duh.
- We're definitely in a good spot
and we're chasing something cool between us.
[record scratching]
- We're not doing romance storylines, not this time around.
Please no.
- So what's the tea on you pouring a drink on Jay?
- I'd also like to know you little fucker.
- I mean you always told me that I'm making you wet.
[group laughing]
- Oh God.
- I think Orkgotik pouring a drink on Jay Kay
is funny as hell. [laughing]
- Well the full story is that you poured a drink on me
and I'm gonna be very serious for a second.
We can joke in the cauldron, you can insult me,
you can insult my shoes, you can insult my looks,
you can insult my demeanor 'cause I'm silly fucking stupid.
Do not ever put another drink on me
for the rest of your life because exterminations are fun,
me kicking your ass would not be.
Okay?
- Okay.
It was just a few drops.
It's just a joke, Jay Kay, why so serious?
- Honestly, I don't think the drink tipple was malicious.
I think this is just Orkgotik's way of showing love.
Just like my way of showing love for Orkgotik
is putting them up for extermination.
- I had a lot of time to think while I was in there.
- Oh okay, what's your thinking?
- [Orkgotik] I think I wanna take you out.
- Oh! - Likewise.
- I thought you wanted to take Nio out.
- So prepare yourself because
I'm gonna be Shiva the destroyer
and your harbinger of doom for this evening.
- Oh. - I don't know what you said,
but it didn't sound nice. - Okay.
- I'm definitely coming for Jarvis.
I'm trying to put a spell on him
and let's see if that works.
- Guess who's back, bitches. [group cheering]
[Blackberri laughing]
- I mean Anna's back, I'm shocked.
Hopefully she got some energy in the extermination.
- I'm not gonna lie, I feel frazzled.
I think the worst thing about the experience
was for some weird reason they're all gravitating
towards my groin and my wig.
Like they were nibbling at my arms actually.
And I was just like,
please, don't kind of nibble anywhere near my face.
Not my face.
I just kind of closed my eyes.
I thought, "Anna Phylactic, just close your eyes.
Think of England.
Keep breathing and hopefully it'll be over soon."
Oh yeah, they shit all over me.
[group gasping]
They shit all over me.
- That means they like you. - Yeah, I think moving forward
I'm just gonna have fun with it
'cause I don't want to be in the bottom again.
I don't want to experience that again.
As wonderful a life experience it was,
thank you for making my dreams come true, "Dragula."
[group laughing]
I think it was a bit of a wake up call
and I am ready to turn it out on the st-
That's what the kids say, isn't it?
Turn it out on the stage.
That's what I'm gonna do.
- I know that you're safe.
That's good for you.
I'm happy for you.
But I'm really sad that Satanna's gone.
'Cause she's my girl.
- I just think Satanna got in her head.
That stage out there is not for the weak.
- And also, the judges are not out there to tell us
what we want to hear. - Absolutely not.
- I mean like that's not a part of a drag competition.
Like they are there to give us critiques
and honestly I'm so fucking happy
that I finally got critiques.
You should definitely listen and apply that to your package.
- Yeah, I got critiques too fucking finally
and I think part of my problem was that I have been trying
so hard to be a good boy
and I've gotten a little taste of being bad.
- Bad boy.
- So I'm ready to be bad as hell for this next challenge.
Last week I think the judges' critiques were right.
This week what I need to do
is let loose and not worry so much about perfection.
Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
[group screaming]
- [Contestant] Oh.
- [Contestant] Yeah.
[ominous music]
- Hello uglies. [group celebrating]
- So far you've proven that you can perform acceptably
on your own.
But to become the world's next drag Super Monster,
you're going to have to show us
that you can also perform in a group.
And I think you all know what that means.
- Yes!
- That's right, darlings.
It's time for the Ultimate Dragula Group Challenge.
- The Annual Drag Monsters of Rock Floor Show.
[group celebrating]
- Now this is a massive challenge
so be sure to pay close attention
my little head-banging hags.
- For the first part of the challenge,
you will each need to create a Monsters of Rock solo look.
And it needs to be a magnificent, monumental masterpiece.
We wanna see volume.
So think big, big hair,
big spikes, and big makeup are the name of the game.
So look to iconic arena style rock monsters
throughout history for inspiration.
- Okay, okay.
- Along with big costumes,
this challenge will also have big consequences.
After the solo look floor show,
one of you will be immediately cut from the competition
and will not proceed to the group challenge.
- Oh fuck. - That's right.
One of you will be cut from the competition on the spot.
[ominous music]
- That's never been done before.
- The rest of you will then be broken up into two bands
and will be taken to our personal music producer's studio
where you will have to learn and record real vocals
on our new heavy metal track, "Gods of Death."
[group celebrating]
- After that, both bands will be tasked
with putting on killer rock shows
where you will all be lip-syncing to "God's of Death"
for the biggest battle of the band's "Dragula"
has ever seen.
- Yes.
- The group with the best vocals
and best live stage show will not only win the challenge,
but will also have their vocals featured
on the official worldwide release of "God's of Death."
- Good luck, uglies.
And remember, one of you will bite the dust.
[ominous music] [evil laughter]
- Oh my God. - Oh my God!
- This is fucking insane. - What the fuck.
- Someone's getting exterminated on the spot.
So I guess we just do the floor show and the Boulet's
are like, "There's the door, bitch!"
Also to be able to record a song and have it finalized.
The final version.
As someone that is very familiar with music production,
that would be a great honor.
- If I survive, I would love to be with Throb.
- Well whoever's on a team with me
is gonna have to make out with me.
So, just a heads up.
- The only person I think I would be hesitant
to be on a team with is honestly Jarvis and Nio.
I feel like punk rock is all about being messy and nasty
and I know your ghost character is a dapper gentleman
and you always serve feminine, high class.
- You doubted my ability to deliver filth,
guess who's on the top now?
- You were, you were. - Likewise.
Did you not see me covered in cum for 12 hours
the other day?
And I actually plan on showing some skin this time around.
- Really? - So fuck you, bitch.
Try me. - There it is.
There's the evil Jarvis.
- The other person that I don't know
how well we would work together at this point
is honestly Orkgotik.
I just don't know if our ideas would mesh well together.
- Oh.
- Honestly, Orkgotik, with all due respect,
I'm not sure I'd wanna be on a team with you.
I think there'd be too much masculine energy.
I think we'd butt heads. - Yeah.
I don't wanna work with you.
- What about you Anna?
Are you nervous?
Are you scared?
Are you excited? - I'm not nervous.
I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.
[group laughing]
I mean this has got to be the most important look
of the season.
I'm not freaking out, I'm not.
[laughing] I'm not.
And the more that I say it sounds like I'm freaking out,
I'm probably freaking out.
- I don't wanna be on a team with Anna.
- I definitely wouldn't wanna be on a team with Anna
because I'm not seeing any personality
and she's so fucking boring.
So I know she can't be a fucking rock star. [laughing]
- Fantasia, you've mentioned that you don't really perform
a lot of this kind of stuff.
- Oh wait, wait, wait. - Back in Miami.
- Wait a minute.
- I'm not reading, I'm just asking.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Clock him. - I never said,
I never said that I didn't perform rock songs.
- Oh okay.
- I'm a well-diverse entertainer, baby.
- I see that now. - Okay.
- Damn, I was just asking
are you excited? - You just make sure
you perform good, okay?
- I did, I won for it, where's your win?
- 'Cause all you do is make jokes and you are a joke.
- A joke? - So therefore don't
come for me. - Got a win.
- Okay, 'cause I know how to do all types of music.
- Enjoy your safety.
- All types of music.
- I was just gonna ask, are you excited?
- I'm still here.
It doesn't matter if I'm safe or not.
- We're all still here.
- I'm still here, okay, so it doesn't matter,
you finally, you finally-
- I don't know why you brought this energy.
- You finally get a win and now you're, "Oh Fantasia,"
all that, I say this is not usually my arena.
I never said anything about music so don't put words
in my mouth ever again.
Thank you.
- Well honey, in case it wasn't clear,
she is an entertainer.
She does it all, opera, rock and roll,
heavy metal, Christian gospel, in case you missed it.
But this wasn't her arena.
I didn't use the word arena.
God forbid.
I wanna be on a team with her.
- You should.
- Maybe you'll get a win.
- Oh baby, you're gonna get a win
if you're on the team with me.
- A second? - Joke.
- Next.
- Well this look is mega important.
Jay has a lot to work on.
So let's get going.
- [Contestant] Yes, let's get to work.
- Come on Mama Swan, give me the crown.
- So for Monsters of Rock this week
my inspiration is David Bowie,
specifically a costume that he collaborated on
with Kansai Yamamoto.
I have re-envisioned this as what if Ziggy Stardust
were a satanic glam metal album?
What I'm doing right now is designing the makeup look
to go with it 'cause I will be showing my human skin
for the first time on screen.
And here I am taking some eyeshadow
and practicing the sort of draped blush technique.
Straight on the paper.
And I mean think of it just as like a chalk pastel.
It's basically the same thing.
- So, for this challenge I'm planning of being
a literally monster of rock.
Those kind of monsters that you see in art covers
for really huge and dark bands.
I'm using a lot of plastic, a lot of liquid latex.
So for the concept, I am actually using the floaties,
they're not heavy at all.
And you can increase the volume that you want
and pretty much will stay in your head.
- My inspiration for my monster of rock floor show
is KISS, but sexy.
And I cannot wait to showcase this mohawk.
These mohawk pieces that I'm gonna glue on my head are gonna
be the cherry on top of this monster of rock look.
With these hair pieces, it's just foam that we hollowed out
and then we just sprayed all these down
with a little bit of hairspray.
And then I'm just gonna staple this or glue it
or it's gonna magically appear on my head.
Hopefully.
[light music]
- [Fantasia] What are you doing?
- Oh that's hot.
- Just wandering around.
- Oh, oh my God.
- The energy in the lab is different today.
The look is more important than ever
and we're all kind of taking looks at each other's
and sizing them up.
- Can I pull you over to the cauldron
and we can have a little kiki? - Yeah, let's talk.
- I heard my girl Fantasia say a little bit about her story
with being arrested, but I need her to elaborate.
I gotta hear this whole thing.
- Honestly like I've come a long way.
The road was not easy for me
just like when I was incarcerated.
When I was younger,
I tried to write a bad check to get food
and it landed me in jail.
In Jacksonville, when you go to jail,
they put the trans people like in with the crazy people.
- That is wild. - Yeah.
- And you'd be in there with like other men
and heterosexual men and all that kind of stuff.
Honestly I was so scared of that place,
I was supposed to be on probation and I didn't report back.
So for seven years I had a warrant.
So I really couldn't get a job.
I couldn't get any apartment in my name.
I was living under other people roof,
sleeping on the floor of other people houses.
And I finally got that time over with,
which I did four months and my life changed after that.
I was able to use drag as a platform to create a career
and a brand and that's why you see me sitting here today,
you know, a lot of my black trans sisters didn't make it.
- Yeah. - You know,
and I beat the statistics.
I know there's so many young trans women that look up to me
and that's one of the reasons why I'm so happy
to be on this platform and be visible
for those girls and for queer people, period, you know?
- Just seeing like a black trans woman just be living
her truth and just being authentically themselves
just like is really inspiring to me.
Her living her truth and telling her story
will just show people what black trans women
have to go through.
And I'm just happy that she's here to tell her story
and inspire someone else.
- Here I am.
I've made it out on top, honey, and I'm so happy to be here.
Well damn, why it so quiet in here?
Y'all all right?
Everybody feeling good?
I think this is where we're really
gonna see the personalities.
- I think rock is all personalities.
Like if you can't be like quiet and meek
when you're rocking out.
- I'm bored of like the pointed little comments
about like where's the personality?
All that shit.
Like if you've got something to say to me,
come and say it to me.
So I feel like the comments are quite pointed
and I'm tired of people overlooking me.
I'm fucking bored of like,
"Oh you've got to like sing and dance every five seconds."
You can be confident,
you can be a strong performer without being like center
of attention 24 hours.
Just because you're not loud all the time
doesn't mean you're any less of a personality
or any less of a person.
So fuck y'all. - That felt very pointed.
- It felt a bit pointed when I came in and people were like,
"Oh, I miss Satanna."
Well boo hoo, she's gone home.
Get on with it.
Who gives a shit?
It's a competition and yeah, I'm looking at you.
Who asked for your opinion?
And also, if you are trying to help me,
maybe come over and speak to me directly instead of slagging
me off in the corner.
Like what's that about?
- We're looking for the next drag Super Monster.
Not the drag background singers.
- Oh! - We need personality.
- I'm a background singer? - Well, you're fading
in the back, girl.
- I'm not fading in the back, girl.
- And we're trying to pull you forward.
- Oh, so you're helping me?
- I'm not trying to set you up for failure.
- Well thank you, cool. - Okay.
Well hopefully you bring it out and we'll see it.
- Well, I'll bring it. - Okay, good luck, girl.
- Thanks.
[ominous music]
- Ooh, wake up everybody. - Another day.
Another slay.
- It's a new day, it's monsters of rock day and bad news.
It's also sudden death day.
- Jay, how are you and Fantasia?
- I lost a little bit of sleep over it last night
'cause it felt like it was just out of nowhere.
- Out of nowhere? - Yeah.
It felt like it was out of nowhere.
- Are we still talking about this?
- Cynthia asked, I answered.
We don't have to, you can stay over there with your shit.
- Okay, but you're talking about me
so why the fuck would I stay somewhere
when you're mentioning my name and I'm in the room?
- I answered the question.
- So my whole thing is,
do you wanna talk about this or you don't?
- Am I not allowed to answer a question?
Is that frowned upon?
Is everyone else okay if someone aska a question
that I answer it?
- [Cynthia] Girl, you're dragging it out at this point.
- You asked about it, Cynthia.
- I know, I was just seeing if you got it resolved.
- I'm just not gonna say shit for the rest
of the goddamn day
'cause apparently everything I do is fucking wrong.
Assholes.
- Bitch, I just asked a fucking question.
Anna, did you get to resolve anything with Blackberri?
- Be careful girl. - No I didn't.
I'm sorry I kind of erupted, but it kind of felt like you
were throwing some comments.
- It is what it is, it's cool.
- You know, in drag I'm different,
but I'm not like that all the time.
I'm quite quiet, I do get on with my stuff.
That's me.
I'm not gonna change so,
well I'm trying to make amends,
but I'm just met with a wall of silence.
This is not how I saw my "Dragula" experience panning out.
Probably not the best idea to try and make friends
with people in a competition.
- So, I know that we have a lot that we have to get to,
but do you wanna go talk real quick?
- [Jay Kay] Yeah, just gimme one second.
- Everybody's after Jay Kay right now.
And honestly if I was in Jay Kay's position
I would wanna talk to somebody.
So I'm just doing the nice gesture
and seeing what the fuck is going on with Jay Kay.
I mean I just wanted to kind of bring you back here
just to kind of see like where your head was at.
- I have not had an easy time here.
I can't do it anymore.
- You in general,
you use this drag character as Jay Kay as a joke,
but I know deep down there's something deeper
that we're not getting.
- Fuck dick hole.
- It's okay, really.
- I get really, really nervous
just to let people in in general.
And I feel like it's easier to like make a joke of myself,
to let other people make fun of me, to create this character
that is just funny and silly and goofy
'cause if people are laughing at me,
there's no opportunity for them to go behind my back
and make fun of me.
So it's really hard for me to feel
like I'm welcomed anywhere.
- I think we all are that person,
everybody here are the oddballs of the group
and we all have tried to fight our way through life.
If they got a glimpse into who you really were outside
of the jokes, I feel like we could all be closer.
You know?
Instead of always throwing jokes or just like little jabs.
Maybe just show you, you know?
- As embarrassing as it is to cry in front of Cynthia,
I am glad I'm getting this out.
I do use humor to deflect 'cause I don't want to give
so much of myself to people that I don't know that well.
- The only way that he can make things better
is if he's just open and honest with us.
But we can't see that unless Jay Kay allows us to.
- Let me go get something done,
but I appreciate you pulling me in.
It'll take some steps to make things better,
like with the whole cast,
but I don't think it'll be hard to maybe apologize.
Shake a hand, kiss a baby.
I'll be fine.
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[ominous music]
- [Host] Attention competitors, attention competitors.
The floor show is about to begin.
Please make your way to the main stage.
- Come on Mama Swan, gimme the crown.
- [Cynthia] Hey girl, not looking like that, bitch.
[Blackberri yells]
[intense music]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
- Welcome to the first floor show of two
in our epic, two-part Monsters of Rock Challenge.
- For tonight's show,
our drag monsters must channel the rock gods of yesteryear
by conceptualizing and creating arena-worthy monsters
of rock looks and selling their looks to the masses
here on the main stage.
- We're looking for big hair,
big costumes, and big stage presence
for this look and performance.
And the consequences for failing
the first part of this challenge will be equally large,
but more about that later.
- Our first judge tonight is the only person I would trust
to kill someone with me on the spot.
She's the creator of the "Boulet Brothers' Dragula,"
the sensational Swanthula Boulet.
- Thank you darling.
It feels really good being up here by myself.
- Thanks for joining us, Swan.
- And our next judge is my better half,
the daughter of darkness herself, the dreaded Dracmorda.
Dracmorda darling, thank you for being here with me.
- Thank you so much for having me.
I can't wait to murder one of your competitors.
For now, let's dim the lights.
- Start the music.
- And let the floor show begin.
[intense music]
[intense music continues]
- Why do they have to be so good?
- I know.
- It's making our job very difficult.
I wish they would suck a little more.
It'd be much easier.
What if you had to critique me?
Let's hear your critiques of me.
Let's see how up to par you're judging really is.
- Okay, well Drac, let's start with your look.
You're gorgeous and I think you know it,
but it's your attitude that's just blackened
and rotted, rotten to the core.
- It gives me a lot of character.
- And that's why you win tonight.
- There you go.
Thank you.
Okay, so let's talk about our tops and bottoms tonight.
and our versatile's.
- We saw a lot of shifting of the pieces tonight
and Monsters of Rock is always that crucible
that shows us and separates the beasts from the babies.
- Yes, I thought Throb's look was interesting.
- Throb's performance was also great,
but I do think they could have benefited from some editing.
Too many gags, too many props,
and not all of them went very well.
So that definitely counts against Throb.
- Yeah. - I loved a lot
of the references with this floor show tonight.
And I think what Blackberri was doing was giving us
a little homage to Paul Stanley, like with the star makeup,
which I thought was cute.
I wanna know what happened with the hair
because the contouring was very strange.
It just kind of like went up to the hairline and stopped.
- She had these big shoulders
and if you have big hair piled up running,
it really is not a good look.
It makes you look very top heavy.
- So you're saying you liked the bald?
- I think it was good bald.
I think if there was something planned
and it didn't work out, maybe it was for the better.
- But he had a big hair challenge with a bald head.
How dreadful. - Yes, but I will say this,
Blackberri was giving us like body, body, body, body.
- Oh and I love to see it. - Me too.
- Yeah. - And that's not an outfit
that you can kind of like buy
from a sex shop or something, you know?
Some of these girls can go out
and buy this little sex shop outfit
and throw a belt on it and like they're good.
Blackberri went out and designed that extreme thong look
and she did it very well.
- Let's talk about Anna just for a minute
because I really think Anna rose
to the Monsters of Rock Challenge tonight.
I feel like we saw a different Anna Phylactic,
maybe the Anna Phylactic that we were expecting
at the beginning.
And I think it's testament to the power of rats in your wig.
Like rats in your wig will really wake a bitch up.
- I mean, I have to imagine
that a rat pissing on your face probably will do something
to a person to really change their perspective
on what they're doing.
I mean the two people that sort of showed up
in the bottom for me,
I'm conflicted about who I think should go home tonight.
One of them has been sort of quiet
and just hasn't found their stride yet,
but I know that they are an incredible artist.
But then again, we're almost halfway through, you know?
- Yeah, when are they going to wake up?
- If they haven't shown up yet, are they even going to?
And the other one is certainly more sloppy
and their craftsmanship isn't necessarily up to the standard
of the rest of the performers,
but they have a lot of character and personality
and drive and charisma and they are good performers.
So, I'm conflicted.
I think it really is gonna come down to how they do tonight.
- I agree.
And on that note,
I think it's time we bring in our monsters
and begin judgment.
[intense music]
Welcome back, Uglies.
Drac and I are very excited to see
that some of you really incorporated our feedback this week
and the growth here is very evident.
- As always, I wanna remind you that we are not here
to judge your drag.
Drag is art and art is subjective.
What we are judging you on is you're drag as it relates
to this competition and the challenges
that we've put before you.
Let's start with Cynthia.
Alright, so this look was solid
and your performance was actually really strong.
Consider the energy with which you perform
because you were giving a little bit
of like five, six, seven, eight at the tip bar tonight
instead of rock and roll.
So I want to ask you to try to put
a little more rock and roll energy into your performance
for the main challenge.
You are moving forward
and can move to the back of the stage.
- Okay, we're gonna move on to Throb.
Your performance was fun, sexy, energetic.
I liked it until you started doing the Kung Fu
and all the hip thrusting and gyrating,
and that's when I loved it.
But I do think it suffered from a lack of editing.
You had one too many props, one too many gags.
Not all of them went as planned.
That being said,
you are absolutely moving forward to the group challenge
and can move to the back of the stage.
- This judgment is very different today.
We're finding out on the spot who's made it
to battle of the bands.
- It's a lot, like it's stressful
'cause we don't know how this is gonna end.
- So Anna, tonight you incorporated our feedback
from last week and your energy on stage was palpable.
I think this look is exciting and I love the shoulder pads.
I wanna give you a little note.
You have a lot of natural poise, which is such a good gift,
but I do want you to think about throwing that out
the window for the next challenge.
We want to see wild, unbridled energy.
I find tequila helps a lot.
[group laughing]
- I'm gonna take that challenge, yeah, do it.
- I think you were badass and you were kind of butch,
which I was really into.
So I commend you on taking our critiques and applying them.
- Thank you.
I felt like I needed to fight actually.
So yeah. - Yeah, fuck you.
- You are moving forward to the group challenge
and you can also move to the back of the stage.
- Thank you so much.
I'm over the moon.
I made it to battle of the bands.
- And yeah, ha.
- Jay Kay.
I thought the emo scene kid interpretation
was an original take on the theme,
but I think the craftsmanship overall
just could not compete with the others on stage tonight.
- I'm not sure that this look
is coming off well for Jay Kay.
I definitely see him in the bottom.
- There were a few flubs too.
You had a little mishap with the tiara and I think you tried
to bounce back from that breaking,
but I don't know that it was successful.
And for these reasons you are up for extermination.
- Well, I told you.
- Knowing that I'm up for extermination,
whatever that looks like this week feels like shit.
I hate it, but I know that I'm gonna do whatever it is
they ask 'cause I'm going to the battle of the bands.
- Now, Niohuru X,
Orkgotik...
...and Fantasia.
You three performed the best this week.
- Yes.
Niohuru, your natural fashion sense
and original style continue to impress us.
- I love the cultural references in your performance.
I think you brought us a vision from like a faraway land
and I just think it was so cool.
My favorite accessory of the night
is the katana scabbard microphone hybrid.
Oh, I saw it and I was like, uh, uh, it's too good.
- This was a great look and you can move
to the back of the stage.
- Thank you so much.
I'm so excited that I made into the battle of the bands.
It's literally a dream come true.
- Orkgotik, you are a drag monster of rock.
This look is literally terrifying.
The visual impact on the stage is completely original.
- Thank you so much. - I do wanna say,
I wanna see you move a little more in your floor shows.
I think that the giant boots are getting in the way.
- Not Club Kid boots, not basic bitch Club Kid boots,
the one that we hate.
- You might want to think about how you can move
in your floor shows even though you're wearing these boots
or you might have to chuck the boots.
You're gonna have to do something
'cause I want to see you move more in your floor shows,
which speaking of, you are moving forward
to the group challenge and you can move
to the back of the stage.
- Thank you so much.
- I think Orkgotik is the bat that Ozzy bit
and has now mutated and eaten Ozzy himself.
- Fantasia, I am so happy and proud of you
because you really listened to the judges' feedback
from last week and I think it really paid off.
Your floor show tonight was sexy, it was badass.
You were full of confidence.
It was fun.
You had the best hair of the night.
You were performing at the highest level.
- You had the wig reveal and it's the first time
I've seen the crew audibly gasp.
So to me, that's all I need to hear.
- Congratulations Fantasia, you have won
the Monsters of Rock Challenge.
[group clapping]
- Yes.
- You are moving forward to the group challenge
and can move to the back of the stage.
- [Contestant] Go bitch.
- Oh, bitch I won.
Honestly, I am so fucking happy
because this is the Boulet Brothers' favorite challenge
and I fucking won, bitch!
- Okay, moving on to Jarvis.
So I really loved the Bowie inspiration
and the upside down cross on this outfit.
Like the main garment is actually something I think
we would both wear.
- I loved the reference,
but I don't know that this was successful.
I think we were looking for badass
and punk and dark and wild.
And I think this color choice that the scheme
kind of brought it to like a cartoony place.
- Like literally I think the color scheme
is very like "Thing One" and "Thing Two."
- So Jarvis' look is giving very Dr. Seuss,
the look is very poor.
Bitch, there's the door!
- Maybe for other challenges could work, but for this one,
it just did not scream Monsters of Rock at all.
And unfortunately for that reason,
you are up for extermination tonight.
- Well, he had determination.
He had imagination.
But Jarvis is up for extermination.
Get it, 'cause it looks like Dr. Seuss?
- I'm not entirely surprised that I'm up for extermination,
but I wanted to stay true to myself and to the costume
I had always dreamed of.
- Blackberri, you did a great job.
This look is sexy.
It's fun.
I was gonna come for the contouring on the head
because contouring a bald head is weird.
And that's what tipped me off.
Like there was a headpiece involved with this.
- Yeah, I was sweating a lot. - Okay.
- And I had these mohawk pieces and in the time
I just couldn't get it on.
- I originally would've liked to see big hair on this,
but after Drac and I discussed it,
I think maybe a bald head was actually a great way to go.
And I really commend you for giving all this body
that you did because you just served it
with 100% confidence.
And really, we can get away with murder when we do it
with 100% confidence.
For so many reasons you will also be moving on
to the group challenge so you can join everyone else
in the back.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm so happy that I'm safe,
but I don't know what's gonna happen
to Jarvis and Jay Kay right now.
- Jarvis and Jay Kay.
The next step in our Monsters of Rock challenge is to join
your castmates and form two bands
that will compete against one another
in our ultimate battle of the band's group challenge,
but unfortunately, one of you will not be moving forward
from this point.
You are both incredible drag artists,
but our Monsters of Rock show is all about performance,
and tonight we wanna see which one of you can put on
a more entertaining rock and roll drag show.
You must perform a rock and roll lip sync drag show,
head-to-head on this very stage.
And you're going to do it right now.
[intense music]
- In this moment, I am having a panic attack.
Being up for extermination is one thing,
but now finding out we have to lip sync,
all of a sudden, I want to die.
- So without further ado, let's dim the lights.
- Start the music.
- And let the floor show begin.
[birds chirping]
[rock music]
- A lip sync battle on the spot.
What?
♪ Do it do it do it
♪ Ah
♪ I'm a nasty little cunt
♪ Break your teeth and break your heart ♪
♪ Hit you where it hurts and all ♪
♪ Sweetest bitch you've ever known ♪
♪ I'm a nasty little swine
♪ Take and break what is not mine ♪
♪ I'm gonna destroy the world
♪ Sweetest shit you've ever known ♪
- This is the first lip sync battle on "Dragula" history.
I'm just so shocked right now.
[rock music]
♪ Sour to the bone marrow horrid to the core ♪
♪ All you've got is not enough stupid I just want more ♪
♪ And I'll throw another punch
♪ Yes I'll get the highest score ♪
♪ I'll be chewing on your skin
♪ I'll be knocking down your door ♪
♪ All I really want is to destroy stroy story ♪
♪ One first in ya face while keeping my poise ♪
♪ A pure violation of God's great creation ♪
♪ It's an infestation it's world domination ♪
♪ Do it do it do it hard
[rock music]
♪ Do it do it do it hard
- Jay Kay is surprisingly turning it
♪ Do it do it do it hard
♪ Sour to the bone marrow horrid to the core ♪
♪ All you've got is not enough stupid I just want more ♪
♪ And I'll throw another punch
♪ Yes I'll get the highest score ♪
♪ I'll be chewing on your skin
♪ I'll be knocking down your door ♪
♪ All I really want is to destroy stroy story ♪
♪ One first in ya face while keeping my poise ♪
♪ A pure violation of God's great creation ♪
♪ An infestation it's world domination ♪
- Jarvis got called on having a small look
and now he's giving a not large performance.
I'm really worried about how this is gonna turn out.
[rock music]
♪ Do it do it do it hard
- Jay Kay definitely had the best lip sync because baby,
he utilized the whole stage and baby he was on fire tonight.
- I'm rooting for Jarvis, I really want Jarvis to be here.
But also if Jarvis ends up going home,
that's another competitor out of here.
But bitch, please send Jay Kay packing.
- Jarvis.
[ominous music]
This floor show was your last.
You will not be moving forward in the competition
and you may leave the stage.
- Thank you for this opportunity
and for saving me the embarrassment
of a live singing challenge.
I'll see you in hell.
[group clapping]
- Kill them all - I will
Lip sync roulettes are not what I do.
I did the best that I could under the circumstances,
but the shock just completely threw me off my game.
I might've gotten my shit rocked by this extermination,
but this isn't the last you've seen of Jarvis Hammer.
After all, I am a ghost.
- Jay Kay, congratulations.
You'll be moving forward to the main group challenge.
- Thank you.
In the grand scheme of things,
I'm shocked that Jarvis was exterminated.
This was just not their genre and this wasn't their time.
It sucks to see them go,
but I'm excited that it means I get another step
in this competition.
- Now, it's time to assign your teams
for the Battle of the Bands.
Fantasia, because you won,
you will be the lead singer and group leader for band one.
And your band members will be...
- Niohuru.
Anna Phylactic...
- and Blackberri.
- I don't wanna be on a team with Blackberri
just because I feel like they've got something against me.
I'm not sure what.
I think my team is doomed.
- Orkgotik, you will be the lead singer and group leader
for band two. - Oh, thank you.
I wanted to be a band leader so much
that I don't even give a damn about who's on my band.
I just gonna make it fucking work.
- And your band members will be Cynthia Doll,
Throb Zombie, and Jay Kay.
- I definitely gonna work with Jay Kay
because he's gonna shut his mouth
and he's gonna obey and he's gonna be fucking cool.
- So I'm in a band completely compiled of queens fighting
with each other and I don't know how this is gonna go.
- This week is the Battle of the Bands
and I am a team leader, baby.
And I'm going to destroy our Orkgotik.
- I mean, Fantasia, you got the beauty, you got the brain,
you got the power of the rings,
but I'm mother fucking crazy.
- Now, get back to the lab to receive the next part
of your group challenge and may the best band win.
[evil laughing]
[evil screaming]
Jarvis, this floor show was your last.
You may leave the stage.
[group clapping]
[ominous music]
[evil laughing] [ominous music]
[evil whispering] [eerie music]
[evil laughing]
[creature growling]
- No!
[glass shattering]
[ominous music]
[upbeat music]
[screaming]