Previously on "Dragula"...
We're looking for the next drag super monster,
not the drag background singer.
I'm a background singer?
Well, you're fading in the back, girl.
It's time for the ultimate Dragula group challenge,
the annual Drag Monsters of Rock floor show.
Congratulations, Fantasia.
You have won the Monsters of Rock Challenge.
[Cheers and applause]
Jarvis and Jay Kay, you must perform
a rock and roll lip sync drag show
head to head on this very stage,
and you're going to do it right now.
Jarvis, you will not be moving forward
in the competition, and you may leave the stage.
[Applause]
[Whispering indistinctly]
Get back to the lab to receive
the next part of your group challenge,
and may the best band win.
[Screams]
[Indistinct chatter]
Man: And action!
Oh, my God, look.
What? Hi. What are you doing here?
This is a closed set.
It's a two part episode. Get it?
To be continued. We already did the intro.
Go on, get out of here.
Go, go, watch the rest of the episode.
God, that is bullshit.
We should put in overtime for this.
♪♪
♪ Drag
♪ Filth
♪ Horror
♪ Glamour
♪ Dragula
♪ She's a killer queen
♪ Dragula
♪ She'll make you
♪ Scream
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪
The winner of the Boulet Brothers Dragula
will headline the upcoming Dragula World Tour,
receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us,
and the title of Dragula:
The World's Next Drag Super Monster.
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪
[Woman screams]
[Electricity crackling]
♪♪
Whoo!
Girls in the house.
Big day at the Boulet Manor!
[Laughs] What's going on, everybody?
JAY: So, last week was the first of a two part
Monsters of Rock, and I may or may not have
been up for extermination.
I also may or may not have fucking slayed a lip sync.
And I'm still here.
And now we have the battle of the bands.
We're missing a brother.
Yeah, Jarvis,
I realized that I actually put a curse back to Jarvis.
[Gasping]
I think I want to take you out.
-Oh! -I'm trying to put a spell on
him, and let's see if that works.
So it was doomed for Jarvis.
Anna: Maybe Orkgotik did put a curse on Jarvis.
Maybe Jarvis deserved it because Jarvis put Orkgotik
with the rats. Who knows?
Oh, it's a horrible game, isn't it?
Everyone in for each other.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm fucking thrilled
that I'm still here.
I'm glad that I fought for my fucking life.
It is very, very hard for me that it was against Jarvis.
You show us that you have a lot of potential
and you have great skills to perform,
so you really kill it.
I must admit, I know we had our little tiff last week,
but you turned it out on that floor.
You literally ran circles around him.
While watching, it was like, "Poor Jarvis."
Throb: I know Jarvis doesn't feel great
about his dancing and stunts.
Like, that's not the kind of king he is.
The minute we knew it was a lip sync,
I knew what he was thinking and I knew he was worried.
So I have to give you props. You did fucking crush it.
Absolutely.
Don't touch me!Oh, my.
-God. -Oh.
My God.Sorry. I'm sensitive.
You took out my brother, and now we're on a team.
At the end of the day, someone had to go.
And if it was for their performance,
definitely, Jay, you deserve to stay.
Thank you.Talk about turning it out,
our winner.
Our winner![Cheering]
How does it feel to finally have that validation
from the Boulets?
Well, I'm simply the breast.
[Laughter]
You've been waiting to say that shit, man.
I'm fucking dead.
Honestly, last week, people had their doubts.
Sometimes it's better to show a bitch better
than you can tell them.
So now I can talk a little shit to you --
[Laughter]Yeah.
You truly did pull off the impossible.
Something people have been figuring out
how to do for years.
You shut me right the hell up.
[Laughs]
You earned that win.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Throb: I think Fantasia absolutely earned this win.
I thought her look was fucking sickening,
and I know she blew it up on this stage,
so kudos to you, girl.
So Cynthia and Jay, are y'all going to get along
for y'all group or what?
Um...I think we better.
We're going to set some things aside for now
and make sure that we get some shit together.
But I do have conversations that I'm going to have
with him later on for sure.
-Okay. -Now, what about Jay and Ork?
Jay and everybody? Fuck.
Well, no, you literally disrespect
almost everybody here.
So why are you why don't you just own up to it?
And why don't you really be like -- own it?
Just be an adult, rise to the occasion,
grow up, and take responsibility for your actions.
That's all I ask.
[Laughs]
Whenever you felt like everybody was
so against you, I set you aside.
and I said, "Look, like, what's going on?"
Then you did that lip sync and literally flipped me off
while looking in my eyes, and do you understand --
Do you understand how disrespectful
that is to someone?
Cynthia, now we're a team.
Respectfully, if being flipped off moved you
this much to speak on it,
maybe you're not that much of a monster.
Oh, y'all piss the fuck off, bitch.
This is the problem. Like, Jay Kay is a lovely person,
but he just doesn't know when to switch this off.
Shut up!
I'm not a monster? Hm.
Oh, bitch, just because I'm sensitive doesn't mean
that I'm not a baddie.
Bad bitches get sensitive, too.
Let's channel it into a number.
This is boring. This is boring.
[Laughs]Okay? This is boring.
Anyway, how's y'all's team.
Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on.
These guys, they're going to work great together.
-Sickening. -They're going to work amazing.
They don't have a thing in the world to worry about.
I get why you're pissed off, because it pisses me off, too.
But at this point, I don't care.
And if I'm in the fucking bottom because y'all can't
get your shit together,
I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
My team is fighting, but that means that are passionate
and that they want to move on,
but they need to solve some shit, and I'm fine with that.
After that, we are definitely going to kill it.
Cynthia: So our team is fighting, and the other team
is getting along very fucking well.
Blackberri and Anna have something going on,
so I'm hoping that that's what's going to make them choke.
We had like a little bit of a thing,
and I just want to say like I'm a team player.
I want us to be a team player.
I kind of want to put that in the past where it belongs.
-[Record needle scratches] -Excuse the fuck out of me.
For me, it just felt like I'd had a rough couple of weeks.
I was kind of at the bottom, and it felt like
you were kind of kicking me a little bit when I was down,
so that's why I kind of flared up and got emotional.
Well, what my goal was is not to come for you.
It was only repeating
what I felt the judges were saying to you.
And I think my statements were the fire
that you needed to put on
an amazing performance that they loved
and take these motherfuckers down.
And I'm so happy that you finally got that fire in you
because we on the same team.
My goal this week is to wake Anna up.
She needs to rock out as hard as all of us
are going to rock out.
I have faith in everyone else,
but we got to wake that bitch up and turn her into 10.
Aaah! Yeah!
[All shouting]
[Laughter]
[All shouting]
Oh, God.
[Alarm ringing]
There's a lot more room now.
Hello, my little rock and roll superstars.
[Cheers and applause]
Well, you may be sad to have lost yet another drag sibling.
Remember, that ultimately means you are one step closer
to that $100,000 grand prize.
So dry your tears and get ready for your next floor show.
[Cheers and applause]
Your solo floor shows are over,
and it's time for the battle of the bands.
[Cheers and applause]
You'll now be heading out to our personal music producer's
studio, where each of you will record live vocals
for our newest song, "Gods of Death."
Whichever band has the best stage performance
and the best vocals will be declared
the winners of the challenge,
and your band's vocals will be featured
on the worldwide release of the song.
[Cheering]
Now don't forget, if you're going to be a killer rock band,
you'll need to look the part.
So you'll have to create matching group looks to wear
during your performances.
And yes, just to be clear, that means you need another look.
It is a second look. It's two looks.
One, two. Got it?
I don't understand.Uno, dos.
Anyways, head out to the studio
and then on to the main stage for your band's rehearsals.
But remember, bring us your best.
Because for one of you, this floor show will be
your last.
Oh, my God.
[Laughter]
[All shouting]
[Indistinct shouting]
I'm so ready for battle of the bands, honey.
I think that my band is about to turn it out.
I am super excited to be getting these vocals warmed up.
My band have an advantage.
And that is?
-What is it? -I know how to sing.
Oh! [Laughter]
Plot twist, girl.
[Vocalizing]
Damn. I guess.
♪ Come on, mama swan, give me the crown ♪
-Yes! -Oh, my God.
My girl Nio goddess. was here.
Come on, girl. Let them know.
[Singing in native language]
Go, Ork. Let's hear it, baby.
'Cause this is not a look challenge, baby. It's vocals.
[Laughing, vocalizing]
We could tune that.We can tune it.
We could tune that bitch. That was cute.
You got a singer, we got a producer.
Singing might not be the first thing that I want
Orkgotik to do to me, but I can sit for a song.
Now would be a good time to let the team know
I am tone deaf.
-Okay? -Well, it's very
Very clear that this team...
-are singers. -...have an advantage.
We are rock stars.
Aaah!
It's not just singing,
it's about being a fucking rocker.
I look at the other team. and I see a lot of very,
very demure personalities, and Fantasia.
I don't know if they can get grimy enough
to really embody what Monsters of Rock is about.
We have to get a win under our belt.
So let's go, baby.
Toodles, bitch!
♪ Come on, mama swan
[Indistinct shouting]
Fantasia: I'm excited to work with my band.
I feel like we have a lot of strong ideas,
and I can't wait for us to come together as a team.
And let's work it out, baby.
All right. Ooh. Sickening.
-Which guitar do you want? -Which is bass?
That's a bass? Yes.
I'm a little worried that Nio won't be able
to hold the guitar.
Oh, this is heavy. Oh, my God.
What is this?For the guitar.
Oh.
There's a triangle thing for guitar?
I'm probably not going to use this.
I don't know how this works.
I know that a guitar or bass or that kind of instrument
I'll be playing, usually is the hardest one in the band.
So I'm just going to focus on deliver the hotness
and just vibe.
I just thought, like visually,
if Blackberri's like that,
like you put it over and like that.
Which would mean I would have to put it in front.
I don't feel comfortable doing that.
Okay. Yeah. Don't do that.
Miss Anna girl, maybe this is not the time for you
to step up to the plate now.
I think Fantasia will perform really well,
but as, like a leader, like, there's no kind of direction,
and everyone's just kind of fending for themselves a bit.
I don't want to start off with this.
At the second verse, I would come bring it out.
I quite like that. Like it's a ceremony.
-Oh. -Like...
But I got to be holding it, singing, like.
I can't do it like this because they're not
going to hear it and see it.
This sword situation is taking too much time.
We need to hurry up and move on.
This feels like home.
I'm so excited to be at the studio.
It feels like a home to me.
And, bitch, I'm about to deliver.
And one, two, three.
♪ Suffer, offer
♪ Put the toll in the coffer
♪ Pain is honor
♪ In the name of the gods of death ♪
♪ Suffer, offer
♪ Put your soul in the coffer ♪
All: ♪ Pain is honor, in the name of the gods of death ♪
Are we the best singers? No.
But are we stellar performers who know how to rock out?
Fuck yeah!
Oh, my God. Are y'all ready to record, honey?
Let's rock, baby!
Anna: I am ready to get on with the job.
I'm not excited, but I am ready to get on with the task in hand.
Man: And one, two, three.
♪ Suffer, offer
♪ Put your soul in a coffer
♪ Pain is honor
♪ In the name of the gods of death ♪
We're in the vocal studio, baby. And I am killing it.
♪ Suffer, offer put your soul in a coffer ♪
Oh, yeah.
♪ Suffer, offer
♪ Put your soul in the coffer ♪
All: ♪ Pain is honor, in the name of the Gods of death ♪
[All screaming]
[Screams]
Now is not the time to really be joking.
We're laying down the tracks of the song.
Ork, I also wanted to say.
So I'm glad that we're setting aside our bullshit
because I want to win,
and I think we're actually working really well together.
I really just want to deliver,
be badass, and go for the "W".
And we can use our issues.
Like, Orkgotik, pour a fucking drink on me,
like spill a whole bottle on my face.
Oh, just super intentionally.It should be blood.
The ideas are just flowing. We are all communicating well.
We're trying new shit with our instruments.
We might just pull this off.
Cynthia: Our band is coming together very organically,
Ork-gotikally.
And, bitch, I'm living.
Maybe -- yeah, exactly.
[Shouting indistinctly]
Oh, I'm so excited about my team.
I think we're all like on cloud nine,
and we don't give a fuck about what is going to happen
because we're already having the best day
during this whole season.
Bitch, yes. And you know what we're about to do?
Sacrifice the other band.
Throb: We are. We're going to slit their throats.
And we're going to fuck 'em in their faces!
[Laughs]
[Speaking indistinctly]
Alright. Here we go, y'all.
-Here's the news! -It's hot to rock!
Monsters of rock!
Jay: It's the day of the battle of the bands,
and my team is feeling great.
I'm as shocked as anybody.
We're all on the same page and ready to fucking kill it.
Well, we we would like to embrace my whole esthetic,
but make it really personal and embrace also
the esthetics of everyone.
I feel so proud of my work, and I think the other team
should be worried.
I mean, look at us.
We really trust the process,
and we're about to bring you hell tonight.
Bitch, this is a whole nother level.
This is season five. This is production.
And we're about to give you the biggest fucking moment
you have ever seen here on this campus.
[All exclaiming]
That's right!
Fantasia: My band is going for more like of a KISS style band.
We all are incorporating chains, black outfits with nets,
and we all decided to go like the KISS style with the makeup.
We are going to be cohesive with the same type of look,
but we decided to still do some individuality with it.
So we want to show each one of our personalities
with all of our looks.
Throb: So we're turning into these like satanic horny demons.
We're getting covered in Saran wrap,
and I look over, and I see a lot of fishnet, KISS makeup,
you know, stuff you'd wear
if you don't listen to this type of music.
♪♪
-Oh, God. -Oh!
[Screams]
Dracmorda: Attention, competitors.
The floor show is about to begin.
♪♪
Welcome to the arena, uglies.
Tonight, we've broken up our remaining drag superstars
into two bands and challenged them to conceptualize
and perform group rock shows to our new song,
"Gods of Death."
In addition to creating a kickass stage show,
our gorgeous little groupies
also had to record supporting vocals for our song.
And the band who wins tonight's challenge
will be featured in the upcoming track.
Here to help us judge tonight's rock and roll spectacular
is someone who is no stranger to performing
hell raising music in front of thousands of adoring fans.
It's singer-songwriter Jazmine Bean.
Jazmine, darling, thank you for joining us.
I'm excited to be here.
I'm hard to please, so I hope they don't let me down.
[Laughter]
And our next judge is both a singer-songwriter
and the winner of the Boulet Brothers
"Dragula" season four, the incomparable Dahli.
Dahli, I can't think of a more perfect challenge
for you to join us on.
Thank you so much for having me.
I'm excited to be a part of the battle of the bands.
Now, without further ado, let's dim the lights.
Start the music.
And light this fucking stage on fire.
-[Thunder crashing] -[Laughing]
♪♪
♪ Welcome to the ever after
♪ On your knees for your new masters ♪
♪ Fire in the sky
♪ Kingdom come alive
[Singing indistinctly]
♪ Floods your mind like nobody knows ♪
♪ You sat alone in silence
♪ A monster in disguise
♪ Don't you know that evil never dies ♪
♪ In the end ♪
♪ You're only friends are the gods of death ♪
♪ The gods of death
♪ In the end
♪ You will repent to the gods of death ♪
♪ The gods of death
♪ Sacrifice till there's none left ♪
♪ Sanctify the gods of death
♪ Say goodbye now
♪ Your last breath upon our lips ♪
♪ Suffer, offer
♪ Put your soul in a coffer
♪ Pain is honor in the name of the gods of death ♪
♪ Suffer, offer, put your soul in a coffer ♪
♪ Pain is honor in the name of the gods of death ♪
♪ In the end
♪ Your only friends are the gods of death ♪
♪ The gods of death
♪ In the end
♪ You will repent to the gods of death ♪
♪ The gods of death
♪ Pray to the gods of death ♪
♪♪
Now that was a rock show.
One of my favorite challenges every season.
Everyone took the feedback that we gave them
and incorporated it into their floor show tonight.
So it's going to be really difficult to judge.
Absolutely.
What did you think of Hell's foreplay look?
Look, I thought it was...cute?
I don't know that they look like a group.
I think everyone was just a little too different.
There was no cohesive color scheme or design in the hair.
They went for the black and white kind of Misfits makeup,
but I really don't think it was successful.
It was very kind of Halloween looking.
I did like it, but I felt like it could
have been brought further.
Yeah, and then Chaotik's look was very cohesive.
Orkgotik made all those individual horns for them,
and they really looked like they were a unified band.
Oh, 100%. I mean, they were literally fighting
at the beginning of the day.Right.
As a group, they overcame all of that conflict.
They put the challenge in first position
and I thought it was great.
In this instance, I think Orkgotik was like,
"I'm the bandleader, I am going to be best friends
with these people."
And it would not surprise me if immediately on
the next challenge, they were no longer best friends,
which would kind of love.I would applaud that, too.
I mean, in the cauldron, we saw Orkgotik
throw a drink on Jay Kay, and tonight,
we saw him throw blood on Jay Kay.
What a moment.What do you think
she's going to throw on her next?
I can't wait to find out.
[Laughs]
Who stood out for you tonight across both bands?
Blackberri managed to steal the spotlight.
I mean, maybe the best drummer of any band
for the Monsters of Rock Challenge.
It was drag, right?
It was a very performative and exaggerated.
And I thought Blackberri had the best performance
out of their band.
Oh, my God, these things are
pinching the shit out of me.
Are they you? The arms?
Yes. Do you like it?
A little torture, a little -- No, I don't like it.
But you must love the way you look.
I do like the way I look, actually.
This is correct.
But we shouldn't pinch the little fat part of our arms.
That's just not good.
Let's talk about the guitarists.
Throb and Cynthia were magic. They were sexually charged.
They were wild animals. They were playing their guitars.
I mean, it was completely believable.
I couldn't look away from them.
And when it came to Niohuru and Anna,
I felt like they were almost forgotten.
I felt that Niohuru was not great.
She did not play the instrument correctly,
had no idea what it even was,
and seemed like she was playing a harp more than a guitar.
She didn't come anywhere near the strings.
Similarly, Anna was sort of strumming wildly
at the guitar, as well.
I do think that she put more punk energy into it,
which we asked her to do, but it was like kids
pretending to be a band in their living room.
[Laughs]
Like you're in your living room playing like the broom,
like it's a guitar, you know, it's a little ridiculous.
Also, no matter who we send home tonight,
we're going to send them home with something
that they can always remember us by.
[Laughs]
♪♪
First, we want to thank you all
for a truly hell raising floor show.
Everyone was fantastic tonight.
There were no flops or duds anywhere on the stage.
[Laughter]
I also want to point out that tonight,
you have officially made it half way through
the competition, so you should be very proud.
[Cheers and applause]
Now, while both bands were phenomenal tonight,
only one band can win the Monsters of Rock challenge.
And that band is...
Chaotik.
[Cheering]
Cynthia: Our team won, bitch! We won!
I'm counting this as a "W" because, bitch, I put in a lot
of work and a lot of thought into this,
so, bitch, I'll take it.
Congratulations, your band has won the night,
and you will all be moving forward in the competition.
-Yes! -Thank you.
So let's talk about Chaotik.
Chaotik, I felt like as a band,
you really reinvented the genre tonight.
And Orkgotik, I feel like it's safe to say that this group
would not have thrived in the same way without your help.
The aesthetic was just amazing, and the thing at the end
was so iconic.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you.
I mean, this is a band that I probably would have
listened to back in the day.
The look was so uniform
that I almost couldn't tell you apart.
You were so cohesive.
I mean, I wasn't only, like, impressed, but surprised.
Throb: Thank you.
Most significantly, I think you felt like a band.
Your energy exchange was so natural.
I believed that you all came from the same little corner
of hell, and individually,
I think each of you did have a moment to shine,
so I thought it was a great Monsters of Rock performance.
Thank you.
I also like the way that you came together as a group,
because it's a little scary at first.
It was like...
[Laughter]
And then Throb ripped your heads off,
and you got your shit together.
Yeah.
Throb: Working together and not focusing on drama
really fucking paid off.
Who'd have thought? [Laughs]
Orkgotik.
You have won the challenge tonight.
[Cheers and applause]
So battle of the bands is the ultimate challenge.
The most difficult one. And I fucking won it.
I'm just on cloud nine. I did it, I fucking did it.
We all feel that you really rose to the occasion
in terms of working with the rest of your team.
You applied our critiques from last week,
and you put a lot of effort
into making cohesive looks for your band.
So well done and congratulations.
Oh, thank you so much. Makes me so happy. Thank you.
Hell's Foreplay.
While your band did do well tonight,
you did not win the challenge.
The judges are going to give you some feedback,
and we're going to start with how you did overall as a band.
Hell's Foreplay, you were extremely fun to watch,
but I think disorienting at times.
I think everyone was doing their own thing, making it seem off
and maybe even messy, and not in the punk way.
But I think you guys did a great job.
You just were sadly outperformed.
What I loved was you had fun. I just don't know how successful
it was, the way you staged it.
I didn't see any relationship between you.
You were all like four planets,
just kind of rotating on your own axis
with no gravitational pull shared between you.
The look was maybe a little bit of what I was tripped up on.
This was kind of something that I expected.
It looked a little bit like things that we had seen
before for this challenge.
Black fishnet, tattered leather.
You know, I mean, not that I'm one to talk.
That's what I was wearing, too.
[Laughter]
But, you know, we're moving on now.
So it would have been nice to have, like,
an element of surprise.
Fantasia: I feel like my band could have stepped it up
with our look.
We really could have got a little more creative,
like the judges say, so I do agree with them.
Now we'd like to go down the line
and give you some individual critiques.
And we're going to start with Fantasia.
Fantasia, you were like the centerpiece of this band for me.
I just could not take my eyes off of you.
I loved your lip sync, too.
Like, it looked like it was written for you.
And I loved that.
It's cool to see you be able to use your
performance skill in different genres of music.
You were sexy. You were comfortable on stage.
I think that's one of your strengths.
Fantasia, you're everything I want to be when I grow up.
[Laughter]
I think you were the best front woman anyone
could have asked for.
You gave a very straightforward sass
that didn't have any "try hard" energy about it.
And I think you really represent punk in its truest form.
Thank you.
Anna: I think Fantasia should be up for extermination
because Fantasia was the team leader,
and they performed really well,
but didn't really guide us as a team leader.
Let's talk about Niohuru.
I did think that your hair braids were getting in the way,
and you were spending a bit too much time trying to collect them
so you could do your stunts with them,
and sadly, there was not any chords that were being played,
but I think it made me enjoy it a lot more.
Maybe you should have pre-rehearsed.
If Fantasia is doing a lot of the heavy lifting
by singing all of the words,
your job is to emulate the music with your hands
and with your physicality and your performance.
And I think that's where you missed.
Under my notes, actually, I just put "feral."
I love that energy.
Your guitar playing, maybe not so much.
At first I was like, "Wow, that's really bad."
And then I like as it kept going,
I was like, I actually am starting to enjoy it
because of how bad it is.
But since the intent is to come off
as like a real band playing live, it was different.
I knew there was an issue
when you went to put the guitar strap on,
and you put it on like a purse.
[Laughter]
Just sort of over one shoulder.
And I was like, "What do you plan on
doing with that exactly?"
But maybe you have a plan.
Okay, so the judges are not believing for the moment
that I'm playing the guitar realness.
I think I played guitar really well.
I don't know how camera was reading.
I don't know, I thought I looked hot and I vibed.
I think I'm doing good. No?
Let's talk about Blackberri.
Blackberri, I think it's very hard to be noticed as a drummer.
You kind of have to do the most,
and you didn't really try too hard to be noticed.
But my attention just kept pulling to you.
And I love that you looked happy.
Like, you actually looked really joyful playing the drums,
and I really enjoyed that.
One of my favorite parts of your performance tonight
was your lip sync, because I know
like being back there in the drums,
not a lot of people think to even look at you
for a lip sync, but you nailed every word.
Thank you so much.Of course.
Every year, we do this challenge
and I feel like the drummers tend to disappear.
And you did not let that happen.
You kept the audience's eyes on you.
You kept the energy up.
You did very good tonight.Thank you.
I'd like to talk about the makeup because I love this
nuclear waste slime green color that you chose, and pulling it
into the beard and the mustache, super smart.
I know that's a part of your visual esthetic,
so I thought it was a great choice.
Thank you.
Blackberri: I know my team is in the bottom this week,
but all my critiques have been amazing so far.
They are loving the rock star that is in Blackberri.
Let's move on to Anna Phylactic.
You had probably my favorite look out of your band.
However, I feel like you had maybe the lowest energy.
It felt like you had completely disassociated
with the rest of the people that were on stage,
which was very unfortunate
considering it is a group challenge.
I felt like you were playing it extremely safe tonight.
I think that there was little
to no journey about your performance
and how it may have applied to the song or the group.
Now, Anna, I know last week Drag said that you have poise,
which is a great gift,
but we wanted to see the opposite this week.
You were rocking out, and you were sort of
giving us that punk performance,
but I was really hoping you would just sort of unhinge.
I just think it was a missed opportunity.
I know what a strong performer you are,
so I know you know how to steal the attention,
but I almost felt like maybe you were afraid to
or you didn't think it was your place to
because you weren't the lead singer.
I'm not sure exactly.
Anna: My critiques are not going well.
Like, maybe it was because I was stuck in a corner.
Maybe it was because I was stuck behind a guitar,
and I don't really know
what I could have done differently at this point.
While no one really did poorly tonight,
this is a competition, and as is customary,
the two lowest scoring competitors
will face extermination.
And one of you will be removed from the competition.
Niohuru X.
And Anna Phylactic.
You are both up for extermination.
Niohuru X: I don't think Fantasia should shoulder
the responsibility of me
not knowing how to play a guitar.
So I hate to say this,
but I deserve to be on the bottom this week.
Tonight, the judges felt you were missing
a little bit of rock and roll in your veins,
so we've decided to gift you a little more for free.
[Laughing]
In order to prove to us
that you want to remain in the competition,
you must report directly to the extermination room,
where you will be tattooed with the most heinous,
trash tastic, American style rock and roll tattoo
the world has ever seen.
[Laughter]
I'm glad right now.
[Laughter]
Wow.
After your tattoo, we will consider not only
how horrible your tattoo is
and where you chose to put it,
but also how you performed in tonight's challenge
when making our final decision
about which one of you will get the chop.
Good luck, uglies. And may the trashiest tattoo win.
[Laughter]
♪♪
[Indistinct chatter]
Long time, baby.
I'm not a hater. My team lost, and the other team won.
And to be honest, they really killed it.
You definitely deserve this win.
I'm really happy that it turned out in y'all favor.
I wish you didn't.
[Laughter]
Niohuru X: I'm happy that Chaotik won,
but I'm starting to think our fake guitar playing skill
might be the reason our team lost.
This is not a nice feeling to feel like
when the red light started redding,
my heart just suddenly sunk.
I came here to show the world the best that I have,
the best work that I have, and I cannot go home this early.
And I'm going to get the trashiest tattoo.
I'm going to put the "TS" in trash.
[Laughter]
Jay: Baby, the strategy for this tattoo extermination
is not caring whether you live or die.
Not caring about getting a job.
Not caring about seeing your grandma at Christmas anymore
and just going full hog.
Throb: I think Nio should straight up get a face tattoo.
Just like maybe a really big dick covering,
like the whole side of her face.
I think that'd be great.
These fucking things gave me so much luck today,
and I want you to use it in the way that you want.
-Oh, my God. -Fucking extermination.
I never had an alien dildo this long.
[Laughter]
I have something to say, because Neil said
that if she found out that...
[Gasps]
[Laughter]
No, no.
[Indistinct shouting]
No, this -- behave.
We don't turn on each other, sisters. No.
Say it.Well, she said that
if she found out that you and Jay kissed
during our performance, it was going to be something.
[All shouting]
What happened during y'all's performance?
Did y'all kiss?
Neil told me in confidence she was going to slap the shit
out of Jay Kay.
Niohuru X: I'm shocked. I feel betrayed.
Fantasia! Oh, what a sneaky bitch!
Why would that upset you if it happened, though?
I don't know, I don't like other people taking what's mine.
[All exclaiming]
She's marked her territory. There you go.
We'll see what happens.
What do you want to happen?
Fuck you, Jay Kay. Shut up for a minute.
Pour a drink on him!
Cynthia, we unpacked this.
I know. We got through this.
What happened?
Jay: Who knows what's going to happen next week.
This was a treaty, not a contract.
Treaties can break real easily,
and you never know what's coming next week.
Anna, I love you so much. You're an ally.
You're a friend. You're an icon, you're British.
Careful with that mouth, Jay Kay.
It's got you in trouble before.
I have been read for my bad choice in shoes.
What are these three platforms?
I'm a 40-year-old woman.
[Laughs]
Wait a minute. Don't come for Anna and her shoes.
Come over here and show the camera your outfit.
Thank you.
This is a Celine Dion skirt.
What?![Laughter]
With...
[Laughter]
So the extermination nation.
Why do you two think you should stay in the competition?
I have so much to bring.
I bring everything, all my heart, my culture,
all my creatives into this competition.
And just to remind you of the track record.
In Dragula history,
the track records never been a thing.
Anna: I want you to know I'm absolutely not defeated.
Like, whatever happens, I embrace it.
I'm getting the tattoo, I'm going full out.
I want to be here, but at the same time,
I'll have a tattoo and have a sleep.
[Laughter]
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I'm 41. I'll have a little sleep.
I'm going to stay because I really want to be here.
So I'm going to get the nastiest,
biggest trashiest tattoo and prove that
I really, really, really want to stay.
Wait, but Nio, can you show us how you played the guitar?
So I would just like --
You weren't really playing it.
[Laughter]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So that's what you was doing behind me?
[Laughter]
Sit your ass down.
♪♪
[Laughs]
You are not coming in.
What?!
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, okay. Hello?
Here are your options.
Oh, okay.
It's a little too big than what I originally
thinking to put on me.
Oh, these are big.
[Groans]
Oh, yeah. That's better.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I chose the tattoo of a bird with testicles as its body.
And on the testicles, it says "Not nice."
It feels like my pussy is being ripped apart.
It hurts a lot.
[Groans]
Shaving hurts.
I think let's do nut tonight because...
in for a penny, in for a pound in.
Ing. In for a pounding.
So I opted for a fabulous American Eagle
holding a double ended dildo with the phrase "Nut tonight."
I just know that I have to get like the biggest one.
I have to make it as trashy as possible.
Nio, do you think this is an acceptable punishment
for not being able to play the guitar?
Niohuru X: Dude, this hurts so much.
I'll never, never wear a guitar like a purse again.
Have I made the right life choices?
Um, I have no regrets so far.
I think this is the best punishment
and also the best blessing ever.
I get to keep this part of "Dragula" permanently on me
for the rest of my life.
I mean, it does hurt, actually.
It does hurt a lot.
Am I done?
Let me see. "Nut tonight."
Oh, my God, this is crazy.
I think between me and Anna, I got a trashier tattoo.
Anna: Me getting this tattoo
proves why I want to be in the competition,
why I deserve to be in the competition.
It's bigger than Nio's. It's ruder to the Nio's.
It's trashier than Nio's.
So do you think Orkgotik's going to enjoy your tattoo?
Um, I mean, they have no choice but to enjoy it.
[Laughter]
Either way...
And it's right here on "Dragula."
♪♪
[Thunder rumbles]
♪♪
[Screams]
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[Thunder rumbles]
♪♪
[Scream]