- [Announcer] Previously on "Dragula."
- It's time for the Battle of the Bands.
- I'm glad that we're setting aside our bullshit
because I wanna win, [tense music]
and I think we're actually working really well together.
- Now, while both bands were phenomenal tonight,
only one band can win the Monsters of Rock Challenge,
and that band is Chaotic.
- [Contestants] Yeah!
- Niohuru X and Anna Phylactic,
you are both up for extermination.
- Oh.
- I'm nut going home.
Nut tonight, nut tomorrow,
nut the next day, nut ever. [tense music intensifies]
[Anna wailing] [knife sucking]
[Anna sighing]
[victim wailing]
[thunder rumbling]
- Welcome back, uglies.
We do hope you've had enough time
to recover from last week's two-part episode.
- These monsters are really starting
to drop like flies around here.
And while we're sad to see them go, remember-
- That means we are one step closer
to crowning our Next Drag Supermonster.
- And speaking of Drag Supermonsters,
so far, we've spent a lot of time here on Planet Earth,
but in order to receive and wield the power of Dragula,
you must also be able to conquer the challenges
of deep space. [thunder rumbling]
- And that's just where we're headed
for this week's challenge [dramatic music]
with the help of my new sonic transducer.
- This sonic transducer,
is it, I suppose, some kind of audio vibrato,
physio-molecular transport device?
- Yes, Drac, it's something we, ourselves,
have been working on for quite some time.
But it seems a friend
has found a means of perfecting it.
A device which is capable
of breaking down solid matter
and then projecting it through space.
And who knows? Even time itself.
[dramatic music continues]
And speaking of, you should leave now
while it's still possible.
We're about to beam the entire house
to the Planet Transsexual
in the Galaxy of Transylvania.
[thunder rumbling]
- So say goodbye to all this,
and hello to oblivion.
[both laughing] [dramatic music continues]
♪ Drag, filth
♪ Horror, glamor
♪ Dragula, she's a killer
♪ Queen Dragula
♪ She'll make you scream
♪ Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula ♪
- The winner of "The Boulet Brothers' Dragula"
will headline the upcoming Dragula World Tour,
receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us,
and the title of Dragula,
the World's Next Drag Supermonster.
♪ Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula ♪
[victim wailing]
[tense music] [electricity crackling]
[galvanizing music]
- [Contestants] Good morning, titties.
[Blackberri laughing]
[Orkgotik moaning]
- Ooh, good morning.
- Hi.
- So last week, our team won the Battle of the Bands,
and Anna and Nio were in the bottom.
And I'm worried about Anna. [chuckling]
- Who do we think he's coming back?
- To be realistic, I really feel like Nio is coming back.
I mean, like, Anna's been in the bottom,
and she just haven't been giving it, like, her best.
- I saw, like, little glimpses of Anna opening up
and getting more feisty,
but I don't know if the glimmers were enough.
I think she needed more shine.
- Nio has definitely been ahead.
- Yeah.
- So I'd love to see her go home!
[contestants laughing]
- I definitely think Anna went home.
I couldn't imagine this competition without Nio.
She has so much to showcase for sure.
- Nio has been impressing every week.
Just 'cause she fell short serving a little ooh
when we needed [groaning].
- Yeah.
- I think she needs to come back.
- Maybe she'll come back in
with her guitar purse on her shoulder.
[contestants laughing]
- Just scooping some music out.
- That she's not gonna be touching.
That hits just the air.
- [Throb] Oh my God.
- Good Morning, America. [contestants cheering]
- Oh! - Yeah!
[tense music]
[Orkgotik smooching]
- I think they're fucking, for sure.
They're definitely fucking.
- It feels so amazing to be back.
And I got the most memorable souvenir
from the "Dragula" experience.
I cannot wait to slay the game again.
- Wait, wait, where's the tattoo?
Where? - Can we see it?
- What did you get it on your... [gasping].
- Oh! - Oh my goodness!
Girl, you are crazy. - Shit.
- [Blackberri] What is it?
- It is a flying bird
with testicles as body.
[contestants laughing]
- What about Anna's?
- Anna had a tramp stamp.
It is a bird with a double-end cock.
And she improved a little bit
and said, "Nut tonight."
- Oh my gosh, so she's a cum dump.
[contestants laughing]
- I mean, if I was up for extermination,
I would've gotten that tattoo.
But would I want that on my body?
Absolutely fucking nut. [wheezing]
Get it? 'Cause it said...
Why do we think Anna went home?
- I know that Anna is really well-known in the UK,
but I was actually never impressed with her looks.
I was surprised by everyone else
all that fucking time but-
- Even Jay Kay?
- Let's relax. - Oh, oh, oh, I forgot.
I forgot for a second.
- Oh, we made up!
- For the rock challenge.
- You know what, Ork? We fighting again.
- To be fair, I really think
Anna really break out of her shell
and really showed us legit rock star on the stage.
But this is a very high-level drag competition.
We need 2,000%.
I think I stayed over Anna
because I showed more rock and roll energy
and just more overall fire [introspective music]
in the extermination challenge.
And you know, going through this,
extermination really cleared my mind
and made me realize something very painful
and actually very deep and sad that
I just can't play guitar.
[contestants laughing]
- You have to fuck a lot of guitarists
to be that good at pretending to play guitar.
- I just can't.
- Well, I'm glad to see you're back, sissy.
- Yeah. - Yes!
- I'm so happy to be back in the competition.
- Absolutely. - And also,
the competition is still early.
We're only halfway there.
- We're only halfway. - We have way
too many bitches in the room.
So who knows what's gonna happen?
- There is a lot of competition here,
and I'm looking at those people
who have the W underneath their belt.
- Is there anyone specific you wanna take out?
- It will be a challenge to take out these three
and this one right here,
but I think I could pretty much take you out, girl.
- Okay.
- Not to dinner.
- I wanna take you out for a purely personal reason.
- [Jay] Now what did I do this time?
- You took my brother out of this competition.
- [Jay] I didn't get a say in that.
- I don't care. - They put a song on it,
and I said, "Go!" - I don't care.
- Well, I think my biggest obstacle
is Nio right here.
But I think what I have is something that you don't have,
and I think that's what's gonna propel me past you.
So watch out, bitch.
- Ooh.
- Wait, what is it that you have that she doesn't?
- I definitely have to say like,
Throb, I would definitely
love to knock your ass out real quick.
And I definitely for sure
have that spot in that three. [laughing]
I wanna take Throb out because the first night
we met, he came for me.
- Fantasia, I'd love to see what
kinda monster you are.
- And you call yourself a monster?
- Absolutely. - Oh, okay, we'll see.
And I knew that it was gonna be a little
bad blood between us.
- I think I would want to take out, honestly, Blackberri.
I know it's important to be buttoned up,
but the whole point of "Dragula"
is being a little punk.
I feel like when you're too polished,
it removes some of the personality from the drag.
- I will definitely choose you.
I wanna be on the top with the best ones.
And I think you're taking the spot
of so many talented people,
and I embraced you-
- No.
- For the rock challenge-
- No. - But you have
to prove us wrong.
- I can laugh a lot of shit off,
but what you're not gonna do is sit here
and make it seem like I'm here by some mistake.
I did not take a spot, I earned this spot.
So you can say that you don't like my drag.
You're not gonna say I took this from somebody else.
- I already said that.
[Fantasia chuckling]
- No, you literally said
I took the spot of talented people.
- And?
- And I'm a talented person
that earned my spot here. [Blackberri chuckling]
Watch those fucking words.
- So I would say Blackberri.
You are full of surprises.
I wanna kill the surprise as soon as possible.
[contestants laughing]
So in the future, there's no more surprise.
[alarm buzzing]
- Oh! - Ooh, thank goodness.
[laughing]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Going over.
[tense music]
[screen thudding]
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Are they getting bloodier?
- I would like, if I may,
to take you on a strange journey.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Not strange enough already?
- You see, we've spent far too much time on Earth,
and it's high time we shift our sonic transducers
and transport this entire mansion
and all of you in it into deep space.
- Yes! - Yes!
- For our next challenge, Pleasure Planet X.
- Yeah! - Yeah! [cheering]
- For this floor show, you must use your drag skills
to transform yourselves into intergalactic new personas.
In our galaxy, sex work is work
and business is booming.
- Yes, babe.
- You will not only model your new looks
on our interstellar main stage,
but you'll also have to write scripts that market
and sell your intergalactic goods
and act your script out during the floor show.
Your goal is to really make us
want what you're selling.
So while your looks do matter, your acting ability
and charisma are just as important this time around.
So make sure you bring your
inner-lesbian thespian to the stage
if you don't wanna get ejected into deep space.
[contestants laughing]
- God. - Good luck,
my little Martians.
And remember, don't dream it, beat it.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
[tense music]
- Right.
- Oh my God. - Fuck yeah.
- I feel like it's pretty encouraging
having a challenge based around sex work.
And especially for people like me
to be a part of the challenge [gritty music]
because I get to tell the story
of being an actual sex worker.
- I cannot wait for Pleasure Planet.
I went to school for musical theater.
So an acting challenge is right up my alley.
- So since we're all great at acting,
how about we do some impersonation?
[Niohuru chuckling]
It has to be somebody here.
And we'll just guess
who you're trying to impersonate.
- Oh my God, like, I was in the bottom last week,
but this week, I have got so much
fire in me! - Cynthia, that's you.
- Fucking kill this challenge. - That's not me!
- That's you. - That is you now.
- That's not me.
- That's you.
- Bitch, do I sound like that?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah!
- Guess the laugh.
[giggling]
[contestants laughing]
- First of all, baby, I am an entertainer!
It does not matter what kinda music
you put in front of me.
I will entertain, and I will give you shows!
- Come on, Mama Swan, give me the crowd.
[Fantasia laughing]
- I wanna see y'all get sexy.
Can we see some sexy? - Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, someone should be on the table right now.
- Body is here.
[contestants cheering]
- Bitch, I'm all about taking risks.
- Oh! - Ah!
[sensual music]
[Cynthia moaning]
- Fantasia and Cynthia kissing
is like two sisters kissing each other
goodnight, not sexy.
- I didn't kiss my sister, she kissed me.
I am from the Midwest.
[slap cracking]
- Oh! - Oh God.
- Oh! - Oh yeah.
- It'd be a shame if you fell off that table
and have to leave the competition.
- Nio, you better watch out.
- Oh. - Nio's gagged.
- Oh! - Oh.
- And Nio doesn't get gagged.
- [Blackberri] Oh my God.
[Throb smooching]
- Oh! - Oh.
- Well, I know I'm feeling horny.
I don't know about everyone else,
but mine comes from a very real place.
- So bitches, I'm feeling fucking sexy at this point.
Let's go get to fucking work!
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Let's do it.
- I'm a sexy bitch, I'm a sexy bitch.
[Throb groaning] [galvanizing music]
- My inspiration for Pleasure Planet
is an alien sugar baby.
And her whole body is covered by tits.
She has boob tits, she has testicle tits,
and she has hip tits.
And all these tits will get her paid.
And right now, I'm working on the 3D-printed alien tongue.
I sculpted the tongue
and printed with TPU material.
I really like to combine the traditional handcraft
with 3D-printing technology.
I don't like to use 3D-printed objects
that's fresh out of the machine.
I feel like it doesn't have a soul.
When you put your actual craft into it,
I feel like that's when the art piece
start to have a life.
- So my inspiration for Pleasure Planet X
is I'm going to be an influencer on Uranus.
I'm about to go live on my flip phone,
the hottest phone in the galaxy.
And I'm going to try and persuade my followers to go
and subscribe to my Just for Aliens account.
So right now I'm giving her a manicure
or is it a pedicure?
I'm giving her a cure on her toes
'cause she needs it desperately.
So to create these shoes, I took some foam,
and I wrapped it up in some tape,
put some fabric over it
and attached it to the shoe.
And then I went ahead
and spray-painted the whole entire shoe,
paying an homage, paying hummus to Titans
when they had the shoe challenge.
- A lot of my friends are sex workers and strippers.
So I wanted something really joyful
and playful, but a little tasteful.
My guy, he's very slutty,
he's very princely, he's feminine,
he's masculine, he's everything
you could want in one package.
So per usual,
I'm stoning everything.
I don't stone all my looks,
but if I'm gonna stone something,
I like to go pretty crazy.
And from my years of doing burlesque,
you know one of my favorite parts
about that aesthetic is the pasties you wear
because breasts like mine are illegal to look at.
So I'm just making sure
all four of his nipples
have a little extra sparkle.
[galvanizing music continues]
- Crap.
- What?
- I really wanted to pull Throb aside
because Throb was someone that really comforted me
and made sure that I kept my head in the game.
They were also a friend.
So this morning when they tell me
that they're gonna try to take me out,
it kind of really hurt.
So I just wanna know where their head's at.
I don't like that you're harboring these
negative feelings for- [foreboding music]
- Oh. - Having a hand
in sending Jarvis home.
- I don't hold anything
actually that intense towards you.
It's just a principle thing.
Jarvis was my rock coming in here.
I was sad to see him go.
And in his honor,
I'd love to send you home too.
That's all. [chuckling]
- Can you see how that makes me feel though?
It was like, now that Anna's gone,
I don't have a lot of allies in that room.
I always thought you were my person.
- All right. - So to hear my name today
really fucking honestly hurt.
- I'm gonna be very, very honest with you
because I do respect you.
I'm nobody's ally here.
That's just the Tea.
- You're Jarvis's, you're ready to avenge him
at the drop of a hat. - And if I had been
against Jarvis in the end,
I would've put him into the ground.
This is a game, and I'm simply playing it.
We're halfway through the competition.
I wanna get to the end.
- Game talk out of the way,
it just felt like you weren't even a friend.
- Because I said you?
- You've seen the work that I put into this
and not an ally- - So if the Boulets
walk here right now- - But you're a friend.
- And they say you can have a guaranteed top three spot,
but you have to send Throb home right now,
what would you do?
- I would do it, but that's not what's happening.
That wasn't the question
in there. - That's why it's not about
being friends here, baby. - But there was five
other people, it felt more personal coming from you.
- I'm playing a game,
and right now, you're my target.
And next week, it'll be somebody else.
And it has nothing to do with me
not being your friend.
Though, I'm sorry you're taking it so personally.
- Didn't love the, "I'm sorry, you,"
but I'll take that.
It very much feels like now
that we're getting more intense,
that Throb is in full game mode.
The friend I had when there were still 11 of us here
is not the same friend that is here now.
- I can be friendly towards Jay Kay
but still wanna take them out of the competition.
It's not mutually exclusive.
We can be friends, and chat, and whatever later,
but for right now, what I'm here for
is to see if I can win this thing.
I can see you're still kind of in your head,
but there's a lot to do.
- And I'm gonna get to work.
- I want you to go back in that room,
and I want you to look at what you have to work on,
and that's where you're gonna put all of your energy,
okay? - And you better
move that target somewhere else
'cause I'm not going nowhere.
I can't be killed.
- Yeah, we'll see. [foreboding music continues]
[ominous music]
- Oh, the Boulet Manor. [rousing music]
- Beam me up, Swan. - Oh, oh my God,
slept so well. - Oh!
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh, bitch, it's Pleasure Planet X!
Since I gleeked so fucking hard,
okay, let me try that one more time.
Bitch, today, it's Pleasure Planet X!
And I'm so excited. [galvanizing music]
I have something very sexy up my sleeve.
And I don't think anybody's ready for this.
Can everybody pitch their best orgasm?
- Well, y'all know I'm always with bears,
so it's mostly like,
oh, oh yeah. [groaning]
[Orkgotik groaning]
[Cynthia moaning]
[Niohuru moaning]
- Yeah, they love that.
- It's like Scorpion from "Mortal Kombat."
I'm just like, "Get over here!"
- Oh my God.
- Oh, oh. [moaning]
- Fantasia had the best orgasm.
It got me a little hot.
- Okay, okay, so for the record,
an orgasm should sound happy.
They sounded like they were fucking dying.
[moaning]
[tongue clicking]
[galvanizing music intensifies]
[scene thudding]
- Oh my God.
Oh. - Fuck no!
- [Announcer] Attention, competitors.
[contestants screaming]
The floor show is about begin.
[dramatic music]
[stage lights buzzing]
[thunder rumbling]
[camera clicking] [galvanizing music]
[magical throbbing]
[galvanizing music continues]
[hands swishing]
[victim wailing]
[squeeze crinkling]
[scene thudding] [tense music]
- Welcome to deep space, uglies.
Tonight, we've challenged our drag monsters
to draw inspiration from the science fiction genre
to conceptualize and create new original looks
and characters for tonight's floor show theme,
Pleasure Planet X.
- On Pleasure Planet X, pleasure is big business.
And in addition to creating
and modeling their new looks,
our remaining competitors must also write a script
and act out a sales pitch
for their provocative services
here on Pleasure Planet X.
- [laughing] Here to help us
judge tonight's interstellar presentation
is our dear friend, celebrated actor, writer,
and horror icon in his own right, the one
and only David Dastmalchian.
David, darling, welcome back to the judges' panel.
I do hope you came hungry for some sin.
- So very ravenous.
[Boulet Brothers laughing]
- And our next judge is actor
and star of the "Terrifier" film series,
the gorgeous and deadly Lauren Lavera.
Lauren, welcome to the show.
- I am honored to be here.
Thank you so much for having me.
And I'm very excited for some intergalactic intercourse.
[Boulet Brothers laughing]
All right, it looks like the sonic transducer
has just been activated,
and that means it's almost time.
So without further ado-
- Let's dim the light.
- Start the music.
- And let the floor show begin!
[thunder rumbling]
[eerie music] [electronics beeping]
[creature grunting]
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah ♪
[electronics beeping]
[dramatic music]
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, yeah ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah ♪
[electronics beeping] [dramatic music]
[phone ringing]
[dramatic music continues]
♪ Bring
[dramatic music continues]
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah ♪
♪ Ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah
[electronics beeping]
[dramatic music]
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, oh ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, bitchy, bitchy, ah ♪
[electronics beeping]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[tentacle squelching]
[body parts thudding]
[metal clinking]
[metallic boobs trumpeting]
[dramatic music continues]
[scene thudding]
[scene beeping] [echo reverberating]
[scene thudding] [dramatic music]
[scene sizzling]
[Cynthia moaning]
- Beep, boop, beep, boop, bop, bop.
Hi, sinners!
I know, I know, it's amazing to see me again.
I haven't been live in a really long time.
Anyways, go subscribe to my Just for Fans
because that shit's about to drop.
And you wanna pick me
because I actually have brains. [laughing]
[scene buzzing]
- Greetings, earthlings.
Have you ever wanna experience
an intergalactic alien sex robot?
Well, I have the newest, hottest digital design
for sexual pleasure. [metallic boobs clicking]
Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure.
I'm equipped with malware, spyware,
and I have the hottest, newest firewalls,
firewalls, firewalls, firewalls.
Call me now at 000-101-000.
Complete with nuts, bolts, [scene sizzling]
and extension cords.
[scene sizzling]
- Hey, there, sex kitten.
Are you looking for a pleasure model
that gives it just as hard in the front
as you can take it from the back?
Well, I have some good news for you
because I'm about to be the verse in your universe.
[moaning]
When you get to Pleasure Planet,
look up Love Pump, the one and the only.
Because why would you settle for the rest
if you can simply afford the best?
[dramatic music continues]
[Orkgotik moaning]
- Hark.
Everybody's welcome to touch my pleasure spots.
But if you do, you should pay the price
and give away
your fucking skin
for me tonight.
[laughing]
[scene sizzling]
- Ooh wee.
Well, howdy there, folks.
My name is [spitting].
[gurgling]
[sucking]
[puffing]
But y'all can call me Lloyd.
I got the wettest set of lips
you ever did see,
and I'm a cheap date,
I promise, mister.
If you can get me trucking,
I'll get to sucking.
I know, that's right.
[scene buzzing]
- Hello.
[speaking in Mandarin]
Are you a sugar daddy
with a lot of money?
'Cause I am a sugar baby
with a lot of titties.
$10,000 a month, [scene sizzling]
you can fuck my breast titties.
$20,000 a month, [dramatic music continues]
you can fuck my testicle titties.
And for $30,000 a month,
you can fuck my hip titties.
So work hard, Daddy.
Make money and make your titty fantasy come true.
You can also order the service in Mandarin.
[smooching]
[scene buzzing]
- Hi, you little naughty teapot chaser.
I heard that you wanna be recharged.
Oh, I just got back from a trip to Earth
and guess what?
Are you ready to be dickmatized?
'Cause I am your teapot for you.
Oh yeah, Daddy.
I'm out of this, bitch.
[tense music]
[contestants moaning]
- Oh. - Blast off.
Blast off, blast off. - Oh.
[contestants moaning] [tense music continues]
[scene thudding]
[foreboding music]
- I was looking for Pleasure Planet X,
but I think we accidentally
landed on "Muppets in Space."
[Swanthula laughing]
- These were not the sextraterrestrials
I was looking for either.
This was an opportunity to give interstellar stunning
and, like, Quasar cunty and sexual,
and I just didn't see a lot of that.
- You know what?
Maybe they have fetishes we don't know about,
and that's hot to them.
- I do think it was still a joyous and fun floor show.
So why don't we start
talking about what we saw tonight.
Let's start with Cynthia.
Cynthia brought us sex worker from today.
She came at it from her phone and apps
and selling in that way,
and I think that's very valid.
- I'm halfway to giving someone $100,000,
and I don't wanna see someone in sweatpants, okay?
- They were pajama bottoms. - I don't wanna see
pajama bottoms, sweatpants. - They were so [groaning].
- [Dracmorda] Anything like that, no.
Like, that aggravated the piss out of me.
- 100%.
- We always say 100%,
but we never say like, maybe it was, like, 83%.
- Maybe, like, 67%.
- Or like 7%.
- Or 2%. - Or 2%.
- All right, let's talk about Fantasia.
- Of course, three penises on Pleasure Planet X,
very fun, very exciting.
But what is the look?
It almost was giving sort of,
like, circus clown from space.
I just didn't understand why these choices.
- I agree. How did you feel Throb did tonight?
- [Swanthula] We saw the black hole.
- Yes, exactly, I mean, black hole
is definitely a part of outer space.
So I think she hit the nail on the head.
So many good details,
but again, too many tricks,
and one of 'em flopped.
Again, this is like the second time so far,
pulling out a prop that malfunctions
definitely loses you points in my book.
- Of course.
- Let's talk about Jay Kay for a minute.
I've been sort of cheerleading Jay Kay
this whole time, trying to encourage
and celebrate his unique perspective,
but that was not ready
for "The Boulet Brothers' Dragula."
That was a ripped-up T-shirt and some jean shorts,
and I'm not here for it.
No more Mrs. Nice Guy, I am done.
- I was insulted when I looked at it.
I felt like he came at it with 50% energy.
- What do you think of Blackberri?
- [Swanthula] When Blackberri pulls the trigger,
she hits the target with a bullseye.
My question is, who is Blackberri?
- She is a seasoned drag performer.
She brings a certain level of polish
to every single look.
It's the glamor side of "Dragula."
That might confuse you as far as branding
because someone like that
will change depending on what theme the bar
throws at them that week. - Yeah, absolutely.
- But I think she's a nicey cutie with a beard,
and she's kind of like a comic book nerd.
There, that's her brand.
- Now I know who Blackberri is. Thanks, Drac.
- Cool, you're welcome.
[Boulet Brothers laughing]
- Let's talk about Niohuru.
- I loved it.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
It's over the top.
- Did I think it was too much? I did.
And then I was like, "Sweetheart can barely walk."
But she could definitely jiggle,
and she was, like, she was jiggling and bobbling,
and just, like, all those mammories were flopping around.
- Don't, don't do it, darling!
Do not wear shoes on this show
that you cannot walk in!
You know, it's the same thing with Orkgotik.
If you can't walk in your club kid shoes,
then throw your fucking club kid shoes
in the trash, right?
- [Swanthula] Yeah, so let's talk about Orkgotik
'cause you invoked their name with the shoes.
- I wasn't a fan of the pleather pants
with this look, I think just having skin there
would've looked a lot better.
- Because the more skin-
- [Both] The more you're in.
- I wish the tentacles, maybe,
had been more phallic in nature.
- I loved the phallic tentacles
that could have been a little bit more phallic.
- I'm like, "They weren't phallic, but yes, go ahead."
- I don't think that this look
reaches the same level of craftsmanship
of other Orkgotik looks that we've seen.
- [Dracmorda] He has a very unique artistic style
to his craftsmanship,
so I don't wanna fault him for that.
- I'm not saying, "Let's punish him for any"-
- Yes, just what you said exactly.
- That's what you said. - You said you wanted
to punish him for those tentacles.
- I do wanna punish him,
but that is a totally different subject.
[Dracmorda laughing]
What I'm saying is Orkgotik has set himself up.
We have a precedence now.
If you're not reaching the level
that you set for yourself,
you will be punished.
- Yes, but it is our job as judges
to be completely hypocritical.
- I know, and we have to move the pieces
that create the most drama intention.
And we will. - Well, if that's the case,
Jay Kay, you have won tonight's show.
- Oh, I think it's time we begin judgment
and give ourselves over to absolute pleasure.
- Calling all sex Muppets, puppets,
and everything in between,
it's time to begin judgment!
Ooh. [Swanthula laughing]
[tense music]
[dramatic music]
[puzzling music]
[lippy flesh squelching]
[puzzling music continues]
- Thank you all once again [dramatic music]
for another stunning floor show.
- As always, I wanna remind you
that we're not here to judge your drag.
Drag is art, and art is subjective.
What we're judging you on is your drag
as it relates to this competition
and the challenges that we've put before you.
- Cynthia Doll, please slither forward.
[dramatic music continues]
We all thought you did a great job with your performance,
but your pants really brought the look down.
You are safe, and you may leave the stage.
- So I'm safe again.
Fuck! I'm in trouble.
I'm in deep, deep trouble.
- The rest of you represent the highest
and lowest-scoring looks
and performances of the night,
and the judges would like to share their scores
and thoughts with you.
Let's start with Orkgotik.
- I really loved in the performance,
the concept of like,
"I'm going to buy sex with you
by trading my skin to you."
It felt very Clive Barker.
My big note was that, to me,
it didn't feel space at all.
It felt like a demonic sex worker from hell,
and I love that,
but I was definitely looking for space.
- I live for the sex doll face.
The big luscious lips, like,
perfect for dick sucking, it's beautiful.
I don't know if I necessarily got the alien part.
It read more crustacean to me personally.
And of course, I'm always open to a bigger silhouette
because it's either go big
or go home at this point.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- Your monologue was so strange,
and it was the laughing
that brought me to, like, a crazy place.
I didn't know if I got it,
but I knew you got it, you loved it,
and you were getting off on it,
which kinda made me get off on it too.
- I might have skipped the pleather pants
actually to see more flesh.
You're trying to take people's skin.
If you showed more skin and muscle,
maybe that would've kinda sold the idea a little better.
- Okay.
- Definitely, I wouldn't pay for sex with my skin.
What the hell?
- Let's move on to Throb.
- Your performance was dynamic.
I felt like you had really dug in
and done some research in thinking about who you were,
where you came from, what your objective was.
So great work.
- Thank you.
- It actually didn't read too much outer space
for me as much as it did Bowser,
but I live for the two dicks, I love it.
And I also noticed, like, your butthole?
- Yeah.
- [Swanthula] The black hole.
- [Lauren] The black hole, and I absolutely love it.
- That's where the space part comes in.
- Yes, yes. - Yeah, yes.
- And you truly command a stage.
- Oh, thank you.
- I wanna commend you on the dollars
because you designed them
to look like they came from another planet.
It was just such a great detail.
However, you really flubbed on the gun.
Missing something like that
just takes away from all of this amazing energy
that you've put into the look.
- Absolutely, thank you.
- Throb is looking so, so, so sexy tonight,
but I'm a little distracted by the prolapsed anus.
They might need to see a doctor.
- Next, we have Jay Kay.
- I think I would pay, like, $50,
maybe even $20 for head.
Yes, lips everywhere. [Swanthula laughing]
But I did wanna ask you,
like, how are you feeling?
- Look, I'm no stranger to being messy
on this stage, specifically,
or any stage for that matter.
Today's a level of especially messy
that I'm frankly not proud of.
- I felt that energy from you.
You did feel a little bit defeated,
a little bit deflated.
That's my biggest critique,
it was just, like, the energy.
But yeah, I live for a truck stop hooker, honestly.
- [chuckling] Thank you.
- Obviously, this week, I absolutely
could feel something off for you.
With that, thank you still
for indulging the little,
nasty trailer park fetishes in me.
[laughing]
- I don't think your craftsmanship
is up to par tonight,
and it must be.
At this point, like,
look to your left, look to your right.
Ideas are only gonna get you so far.
You gotta have it all.
You're a great performer, you have great ideas,
but your craftsmanship is not there.
Not that it's not there every day.
It's just not there today.
- I like the simplicity of the idea,
but I would think about things like fabric choices.
There's so many things that sort of take me away
from the fantasy that I think you were trying to build.
- Oh, Jay Kay's look is fucking rough.
I bet he tried his best,
but it's a typical alien
with an awful pair of shorts.
- Let's talk about Niohuru.
- So this is very cunty, very high femme.
And you turned me on because you turned it.
The monologue was very funny.
I loved the repetition of titty.
You definitely brought the titties up.
[chuckling] [Dracmorda laughing]
I would recommend an edit, or two,
or three because there's a lot going on.
Like, I see it all, and it's all beautiful.
You are an incredible artist,
but it's just a lot, like the titties.
- Thank you so much.
- [Lauren] You're welcome.
[laughing] [Swanthula laughing]
- It was a lot of "Angelyne" inspiration
in this piece for me.
- Did she try to sell you a shirt out of her trunk?
- Do you have [chuckling], [Boulet Brothers laughing]
do you have your car parked out front with a little
credit card machine in it? - She absolutely does.
- I thought having your
tiered pricing system was fun.
It was funny, it was hot.
- I have a question for you,
and it's why is the hip titty
the most expensive one?
- [Swanthula] We all wanna know.
- And for $30,000 a month,
you can fuck my hip titties.
- Because you get a view from the front
and a view from the back
all at the same time. - Yes.
- [Swanthula] Wow.
- I love that you put everything
and the kitchen sink into your look,
mostly because when you do it,
you do it with finesse.
Like, none of it's like junky-looking or unfinished.
And I love your shoes too.
- Thank you so much.
- Yes, normally, I would clock you
for not being able to walk in those shoes,
but somehow it really added
to the goofiness of this character,
and I was into it.
- Well, you always could depend on Nio to deliver.
I mean, she out-titted me.
- Let's talk about Blackberri.
- Yours, to me, felt like sex comedy,
and it felt like you could be a character
in the movie "Barbarella," which I love.
And I really appreciated the effort
I could tell that you put [gritty music]
into conveying a character to us, bravo.
- Thank you.
- One of my favorite looks of the night.
It was fully realized.
I love the silhouette.
I love the boobs, like, truly, truly beautiful.
I love those titties.
Yes, yes. [laughing]
- So Blackberri, this look is just perfection
in terms of the craftsmanship.
You don't have threads hanging off.
You don't have stuff mismatching.
You got it together.
And I think your acting was great.
- My only criticism would be who is Blackberri?
As an artist, when I look at a lot of people
that are in this competition,
I see where their aesthetic comes from
and who they are as an artist.
So that's what I'm looking for from you
at this point in the competition.
- I told you she's a nicey cutie
with a beard from Texas, there.
[Swanthula laughing] [Lauren chuckling]
- There's a certain extent where it feels like Blackberri
is playing "Dragula" dress-up
rather than being a supermonster.
It's very well dressed up, I'll give her that.
- And last but not least, Fantasia.
- I loved your monologue [tense music]
because I think it really sold the performance for me.
But some of the alien aspects
seemed hard to see from a distance.
I felt like, up close, I was like,
"Okay, yeah, this reads more alien."
But from a distance, from the back row,
it was harder for me to get.
- Fantasia, as much as I loved your performance,
I felt the look was right in line
with something for maybe cirque
or possibly an aquatic creature.
- I was kind of confused.
It didn't read so much as outer space for me.
The fabric choice has kinda spun me
in a different direction.
And the shapes, like, to mirror something
that David had said, it was kind of cirque
as opposed to like an alien per se.
- In comic books, the costumes fit them
perfectly in a way that they would never
really fit someone in real life.
But your outfit tonight actually does that.
The fit to me is the best thing about the outfit.
Maybe it was just smaller
and quiet than I would've liked
for tonight's challenge.
- I feel so bad.
Oh no, that's so sad. [chuckling]
I mean, I liked Fantasia's look.
It was really cool. [tense music continues]
- My critiques are going bad tonight. [laughing]
I definitely wasn't expecting them
to say I was going to the circus, wow.
I was gagging.
[imitates horn honking]
- Throb and Niohuru. [puzzling music]
The two of you really stood out
from the rest of the performers tonight
and did a fantastic job.
However, Blackberri, [tense music]
the judges felt that your performance was stellar
and just stood out from the rest.
Congratulations, you have won this week's challenge.
You are the winner from Pleasure Planet X.
You may all leave the stage.
- Thank you.
I cannot believe I won my fucking first challenge!
I feel so vindicated.
I know these contestants are not scared of me,
but with this win, they better watch out.
[dramatic music]
- Jay Kay,
you are up for extermination.
- Fantasia, [dramatic music continues]
you are also up for extermination.
- Orkgotik, [dramatic music continues]
you are safe and may leave the stage.
- Oh fuck. Thank you. [dramatic music continues]
Thank you so much.
Oh my God, I'm so fucking glad I am safe.
I don't want to get exterminated wearing this.
- Fantasia and Jay Kay,
while you've been experiencing pleasure here
on Pleasure Planet X so far,
tonight, we're sending you
to the dark side of the moon
to experience quite the opposite.
- One of the main dangers of being a pleasure provider
here on Pleasure Planet X is doing the unthinkable
and accidentally becoming fertilized.
As part of your training
and as a warning to ensure you never make that mistake,
you'll be hooked up to our genuine
alien birth simulator device,
where you will experience what it feels like
to give birth the long, hard, and natural way.
[Swanthula laughing]
You must endure the pain of alien childbirth
longer than your opponent.
And should you make it through,
we will consider both your performance
in tonight's floor show
as well as your brevity in the extermination
in order to reach a final decision.
Good luck, uglies.
[Boulet Brothers laughing]
[scene thudding]
[dramatic music]
- All right, sinners,
it's time for me to get off.
I just entered the cauldron.
These bitches are going to eat me the fuck up
because I'm the only one without a win!
Not having a win under my belt
makes me a little nervous.
Everybody else around me has a win,
and they're probably thinking that
I'm not a threat whatsoever.
- So many titties.
- This is where everything gets spicy,
so I gotta go.
Bye, BBs.
- We're all still alive. We're all still alive.
As long as it's not me,
I'm excited anyone's in the extermination,
but I have to say Jay Kay versus Fantasia,
it warms my dead little heart.
- This is the first time I'm up for extermination,
and honestly, I'm feeling like a hot, shitty mess.
- I don't wanna go anywhere.
Mostly, I don't want Fantasia
to have the thrill of sending me home.
And again, I cannot articulate this enough.
She looked like a gnome.
Like, that is a garden gnome here on Earth
from the space collection.
I really wanna be here.
I prepared to be here.
I'm gonna fight to the end, honey.
I'm not going home. I don't wanna go home.
And no offense to you, Jay Kay,
but I came prepared.
This was the first time that I was ever in the bottom.
I'm here to fight.
I have a crown to win.
- I also worked really hard,
and I'm proud of what I've done.
I know what I need to improve.
I'm gonna go in,
I'm gonna fight with this extermination as hard as I can,
take as much pain as I can get.
- I think Jay Kay's going home this week
because he really wasn't selling his performance.
So get that fucking sour-ass attitude
and wrap it the fuck up now.
Bye, bitch. There's the door, bitch.
There's the door, bitch.
- So Cynthia, [foreboding music]
you are the only one that doesn't have a win yet here.
How are you doing?
- Correct, you know, it's...
[contestants laughing]
It is what it is.
[Fantasia laughing]
[Jay laughing]
And not bitter.
- At this point of competition,
since there's the only one that doesn't have a win,
I think my sister would really step up her game
and snatch that crown
no, snatch that win, [chuckling]
not the crown.
- I do wanna congratulate one more time my sister,
Blackberri getting her win!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Like, I know how much you really wanted a win.
- And today was vindicating,
but also, I still have to, like, keep going.
They're still not seeing Blackberri.
- We know that Blackberri's sickening.
We know that Blackberri is funny.
- Keep going.
- We know that Blackberri loves a compliment.
- Yeah.
- I think what they're missing is Blackberri as a human.
Show us something that's a little more raw,
a little more dirty.
All these buttoned-up looks
and all this polish has a tendency
to make you seem distant
because everything looks so good.
- I think Blackberri has been
fitting in all the challenge
and has been presenting amazing costumes.
But I think you have to have an edge, take risk.
And I think Blackberri
needs to challenge herself more.
- Fantasia, why you gonna stay, bitch?
- I'm gonna stay because I deserve to be here,
and I have a spot here!
And bitch, they say I wasn't alien enough.
I'm gonna birth a alien baby.
- [Blackberri] Ooh.
- [Fantasia] Let's get it, honey.
- Jay Kay, why should you stay?
- Bitch, I can't be killed in a way that matters.
You've seen it already.
I came back once, came back twice.
Why the fuck not a third time?
I'm the fucking cockroach of the season.
- Third time is a [chop sound]
[laughing] [tense music]
[scene thudding]
[lights sizzling]
[gate grating]
[smoke hissing]
[creature growling]
[alarm pulsing]
[electricity crackling]
[wheels creaking]
[sheets crinkling]
[metal coffin thudding]
[smoke hissing] [coffin lid creaking]
[alarm pulsing continues] [tense music continues]
- So the extermination is we have to be hooked up
to a birth machine, honey,
and it's gonna be shocking us.
I don't know what's about to happen.
And honestly, I am shaking in my boots.
- They roll me in in this fucking little metal tin
that they use for autopsies.
Israel's fine ass opens up the bin,
and they're putting, I don't know, receptors?
Everything looks very alien to me.
And I don't know what I'm getting into.
It's dark and scary, and I wanna go home.
[tense music continues]
[device humming]
[electricity crackling]
[Jay moaning]
[Fantasia moaning]
- It's tingling, but I think I can manage this.
I think I got this.
- It's very centralized,
and I can feel it in my stomach.
But then as it keeps going
and as it gets more painful,
it starts, like, creeping down your legs
and up your body so that every muscle,
like, cannot escape.
It just feels like it's contracting.
[device humming] [electricity crackling]
[Fantasia groaning] [tense music continues]
- Okay, now I'm having contractions,
and this is starting to hurt.
[Fantasia groaning]
[device humming] [electricity crackling]
[Jay groaning]
- Well, now it's getting crazy.
Israel's sticking his whole body weight on me,
and I'm like, "Oh, there it is."
[groaning]
Oh fuck! [tense music continues]
- And then it's going up, and up, and up, and up.
[groaning]
It felt like someone was digging a knife in my skin
and actually, like, ripping it.
And I'm like, [groaning].
If this is the closest thing to giving birth,
I think I just did it.
[Jay groaning]
[device humming] [electricity crackling]
- It hurts so, so bad. [tense music continues]
Like, whatever pain I thought this was gonna be,
somehow they cranked it up even higher.
It is a weird blend of being horny and turned on,
but also wanting to get the fuck out.
- Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Come on, baby. [wailing]
[device humming] [electricity crackling]
I'm in so much pain, but I can't give up.
I am here to fight. I am here to stay.
I am showing them the reason why I want to be here,
and I'm not giving up.
[Jay groaning]
- It does hurt!
[device humming] [electricity crackling]
The pain is intense.
It is getting to the point where it's overwhelming,
and I think I just have to tap out.
Done, done! [tense music continues]
Yeah, we found the limit, we found the limit!
- I guess after this, bitches,
you can call me Fantasia Royale Mama!
[laughing]
[Fantasia screaming]
[eerie music] [faint heartbeat pounding]
[alarm buzzing]
[eerie music continues]
[flesh squelching] [Jay groaning]
[eerie music continues]
[Jay groaning]
[Jay wailing]
[flesh squelching]
[eerie music continues]
[Jay coughing]
- Oh fuck! [groaning]
[flesh squelching continues]
[wailing]
[eerie music continues]
[wailing]
[eerie music continues]
[groaning]
[sensual galvanizing music]
[victim wailing]