- Previously on Dragula. - Hello, uglies.
- Welcome to Hollywood, where dreams come to die.
[screaming]
- For your first test, the epic horror icons reimagined.
- There can be only one icon, and that drag
monster is Asia Consent.
- Severity and Aurora, one of you will not be returning.
- For the extermination this week,
we are going shark diving.
- They wanted horror.
They're about to get it.
- And so still better watch out, girl.
[glass breaking]
- [grumbling]
[eerie music]
- Welcome back, dolls.
- It looks like you survived last week's
terrible trip to the ocean depth,
and you're back for more.
- I can't say it turned out the same way for Severity Stone.
That poor, unfortunate soul.
[laughing]
- Well, I think it was Aristotle who once said,
remember, uglies, life's a bitch, and then you die.
[laughs]
- And speaking of dying and bitches,
we better get this show on the road.
There's another Barbie just waiting to be barbecued,
and I already started the grill.
[laughter]
On that note, get ready, kids, because it's showtime.
- The curtains are about to open,
and I think it's high time these dolls found out who's
really pulling the strings.
[laughter]
[intense music]
[thunder crashing]
[rain pouring]
♪ Drag ♪
♪ Filth ♪
♪ Horror ♪
♪ Glamour ♪
♪ Dragula ♪
♪ She's a killer ♪
♪ Queen ♪
♪ Dragula ♪
♪ She'll make you ♪
♪ Scream ♪ ♪ Drag ♪
♪ Dragula ♪
- The winner of the Boulet Brothers' Dragula will receive
a cash prize of $100,000, courtesy of us,
and the crown and title of Dragula, the world's next
drag supermonster.
♪ Drag ♪
♪ Dragula ♪
[screams]
- Yoo-hoo. - Ooh.
- Oh, what is this? - Oh.
- Are we getting more things?
- I want the little ones.
- It's a new week, and bitch, why
are there dolls on the table?
- Um, I don't know what this means, but it might
be part of the challenge.
- Who do you guys think is going home this week?
- I personally think Severity.
I love her, but she had the weakest look in the room,
and she didn't serve it.
- I just feel like Aurora should go
home because she voted for me.
[laughter]
- Scylla and Auntie, I did want to ask,
since your Chicago sister is in the bottom,
how are y'all feeling about her being there?
- Deserved. - [screams]
- Wow. - Is she your sister?
- I voted her.
I was one of the only votes for her.
She only had two votes, and it was me and Severity.
- Scylla, you talk about Aurora and, like,
maybe she's not a monster.
Maybe she is.
As a person, besides the drag, do you even like her?
- I've actually-- - You hesitated.
- Well, 'cause I--
I have a lot of mixed feelings.
- Honestly, Aurora could breathe,
and Scylla would be mad about it, so whatever.
- I don't know what's going on in Chicago,
but it doesn't seem like these bitches like each other.
Like, even though Auntie is Scylla's mom,
she's ragging on her.
Aurora and Scylla obviously don't get along.
Let's just say this.
Chicago is fucked.
- But, like, what was all of the reimagination with
that, too?
It was just like Mommy Madonna, like with the cone bra.
- Well, let's talk about re-imagination for a moment
because I would beg to say that Asia's look was over-redesigned
to the point that I couldn't actually really see
Art the Clown in there at all.
- While we do want your look to be a complete reinvention,
it's important that your icon is still recognizable.
- In the cauldron, when I said, oh,
did anyone disagree with my win?
You were real quiet.
And then as soon as we come in this morning,
then you have something to say about me.
- Look, she won with the look. Why are you bitter?
- Interesting.
Pi liked my look last week.
And then this week, you flipped the script.
So I feel like she is bringing those calculations out.
- And yours was one of the least re-imagined, I thought.
So where was the reimagination of yours besides fashion
because all of us are bringing fashion.
- Well, not all of us are bringing fashion because
some people are in the bottom.
- We're not talking about Scylla.
We're talking about you. - [laughs]
- I-- excuse me. I wasn't in the bottom.
I was safe.
- Do we think without the scroll
that I would have been in the bottom?
- Yes. - Yes.
- We all agree anonymously.
- I am used to being underestimated and, you
know, overlooked.
So if you don't want to see me as your competition right now--
- But here's the thing. - I'll be okay with that.
- I think you're delusional.
- Scylla would not have been safe
unless she found that scroll.
Even a blind bitch could tell you that.
- What I want to get to is what's the chatter,
Mr. Grey Matter.
Bitch, you voted for me this last week.
- I did.
- I gave you glamour, gore, and dangerous, bitch.
- Glamour? I didn't see it, sister.
- Okay. Good for you.
- Yeah, it was good for me. - Well, you'll see it.
And what are you bringing, then?
Just brains?
- I've brought it already, so I'm not concerned about that.
- Desirée can talk until her lips fall off,
but I stand behind my vote.
- Who did you vote for? - Pi.
- Oh, yeah.
Why don't we talk about that.
- I mean, mine was based on attitude alone.
And here you are, coming for Asia the first day
after her win. And it's like, hello.
- I'm kind of shocked that Majesty decided
to vote for Pi.
Pi wasn't even on the bottom.
It's kind of too early to tell, but maybe Majesty
is playing a game already.
- I voted for Pi because she was being salty last week.
She should be more grateful.
- I was intentionally being very quiet in the cauldron
because I was actually very happy to be safe,
but I didn't want to put a target on my back.
And I decided to double down and be, like, ah,
I wish I was in the top, even though I
was so happy to be safe.
The reality is that that was the act.
- According to my calculations, it's given fake.
- I don't know.
This-- this time right now, this
feels more performative than I think I've ever seen you.
And I was going to defend you for a second, but--
- Oh!
- --this does not feel, like, real at all.
- She thought she was going to be
a front runner in this competition, and she was safe.
It's clearly fucking with her.
- Aloha, uglies!
[screaming]
[laughs]
Hi, baby.
- [sighs]
- So, like, after judgment, I got on a plane to Hawaii,
and then I literally just got back this morning.
- Holy shit.
- Did you get the shirt there?
- Yeah.
- They sent that bitch to Hawaii?
Pissed. I want to go.
- But there were, like, hundreds
of sharks in that water.
- Shut up.
- I'm not even joking.
I looked down, and you can even see
the bottom because there were so many sharks
just circling on us.
- My god.
- You could see the sharks coming to the surface,
and they were just, like, circling the boat.
And I was like, okay.
And I jumped in.
There was so many waves, and it kept getting in my snorkel.
I thought I was going to drown.
So for those that don't think I'm monstrous enough.
- I'm back in this competition with a vengeance,
and I'm taking note on who voted for me.
And it's just one person left.
- That was, like, such an exhilarating moment for me,
so thank you, Scylla. - You're so welcome.
And I'm actually really happy to hear that you had a good time.
- Scylla better watch her back because I'm absolutely coming for her.
She decided to pick a fight with me, and I don't think she can handle it.
[alarm blaring] - Oh!
So it begins.
[nervous laughter]
- Oh!
[electricity crackling]
[nervous laughter]
[electricity crackling]
- Hello, uglies.
Welcome back, and congratulations on surviving
your first challenge of the season.
[cheering]
- From Chucky to Annabelle to Megan
and the clown from Poltergeist, dolls have been
terrorizing our nightmares for ages.
And for tonight's challenge, you
must conceptualize and create a new look and character based
on the theme of Killer Dolls.
- Ooh!
- Now, as you know, you can't win Dragula with looks alone.
So tonight, once you're all dolled up,
we'll be testing your ability to perform live on stage with
a lip sync performance to one of our favorite Slayyyter
songs, "I Love Hollywood."
[screaming]
- Oh, and the doll who kills it in tonight's floor
show will win a $2,500 shopping spree to Dolls Kill.
- Oh!
- My god!
- Now, my favorite part--
this week's Fright Feat.
[dramatic music]
- Tonight, you'll be heading to the gymnasium
and competing in a game of drag dodgeball.
Your objective is simple.
Hit people with the ball, avoid getting hit
yourself, and outlast your fellow fiends.
The last doll standing will win the ability
to cast this season's first curse
on an opponent of their choosing to make
their life a living hell.
- It's called our Doll Parts curse,
and the victim of the curse will
have to get ready for the floor show
with one arm duct taped to their body.
That's right.
The recipient of the doll parts curse
will have to beat their faces and get ready for the floor
show with only one arm.
- Here to help referee our drag dodgeball game
is none other than Dragula's own killer doll.
Your new exorsister for the season,
the one and only Cynthia Doll.
[cheering]
- Now, head over to our lecherous locker room,
get changed into your new uniforms,
and get ready to play dodgeball.
- Oh, my god.
- Good luck, dolls.
And remember, for one of you, this floor
show will be your last.
[dramatic music]
[exclaiming]
- So this week, we have a curse, which is crazy.
If I win, I'm going to curse Majesty because
of what she did last week.
That bitch.
- So if I win the curse, I'm thinking maybe Auntie or Asia,
just because I feel like they're great performers.
So, you know, I have to fuck them up.
- Ooh I don't know.
My biggest competition is Auntie,
so I feel like I definitely want to curse Auntie.
- I could suck in that.
- Asia is open, and she's the one that won next--
last week, so--
- Damn.
- I wouldn't vote for Auntie or Asia.
I just think it's time for a little bit of payback
for throwing me in the shark tank,
so I'm going to give that to Scylla, if I get it.
- Ooh.
- I'm talented with both of my hands.
- I haven't seen that yet.
Scylla, who are you voting for?
- Probably you.
- Why do you keep coming for the top people and not the
bottom people or anyone else?
- So you're saying that we should
kick somebody while they're down now with a curse?
- Well, yes.
[laughter]
- Well enough curse talk, bitches.
Let's go play some sports. - Sports!
Sports! Sports!
[rock music]
- Fright Feat this week is dodgeball,
and honey, I am scared.
But the winner gets the Doll Parts curse,
and Mama, I want it.
- I am so excited to play dodgeball today.
We got sickening uniforms from the Boulet brothers,
and blood's about to be spilled.
[rock music]
- Welcome to dodgeball, uglies.
Now, there's five rules to dodgeball.
Duck, dip, dodge, and die.
That's five, right? - Yeah.
- Great.
If you get hit by the ball, you're out.
If you catch the ball, whoever throws it is out, bitch.
And remember, ghouls, whoever wins
gets to cast the Doll Parts curse.
Israel, let's get this game on the road.
- [blows whistle]
- I've never wanted anything more in my life,
so I'm going to do whatever it takes to win.
Shit.
- This is not your high school game of dodgeball.
These divas are crazy.
They're throwing balls left.
They're throwing balls right.
You're trying to duck Matrix-style,
and then smack, you're out of here.
- You're out, bitch.
- My strategy for dodgeball is just to hide behind people,
especially Aurora.
- I'm catching balls left and right.
I'm getting people out.
I'm so close to winning this.
The curse is in my hands.
[intense music]
[whistle blows]
- You, out!
[whistle blows]
Out.
[whistle blows]
There's the door, bitch.
- I'm jumping, I'm dodging.
I'm grabbing the ball.
I'm catching the ball.
I'm just pretty good at this, actually.
- I don't know where this bitch is going,
but I'm really afraid that she's going to get me.
And I am just trying to dodge this motherfucking ball.
- Tubes flying everywhere.
- Hoo hoo!
You didn't see that coming, did you?
- It's Jaharia versus Auntie, y'all, and this
is quite the nail-biter.
[intense music]
- Bitch, I have to fucking win this.
My life is on the line.
I know these bitches are coming for me.
I got to get it.
- We are the last two bitches out here.
I got to take this bitch down.
[dramatic music]
- That was fun.
- That was so much fun.
I want to play dodgeball every day.
- Oh, there's a note.
- Ooh, we got a note.
- Hello, uggos.
Good job on your Fright Feat.
As a reward, you each will receive your own drag tour bag,
courtesy of Grit dance bags.
Enjoy and good luck in your floor show.
XO, Cynthia Doll.
- Oh, my god.
- I'm happy to get these dance bags so these bitches
can start packing.
- There's also a scroll over here.
- Ooh.
- Assuming that's for me.
- I'm a little worried that Jaharia
is going to put the curse on me since I won last week.
But you know what?
I hope the bitch tries it.
- So I have given this, actually, a lot of thought,
and I think this would be a really
great opportunity to make someone
in the top shake a little bit.
Dahlia dread draxium Auntie.
[gasping]
- Oh, my god.
- You know what, Mama.
- What?
- When it's my turn, I'm coming for you, bitch.
- Okay. That's fine.
I hope you stay on the top.
Be on the lookout.
- I have somebody to focus on, so thank you so much for that.
- You should.
There's a lot to focus on, baby.
- I feel like Auntie is pissed right now.
I can feel her eyes staring at the back of my head,
and I'm just trying to look away.
- I don't know how this is going to affect me.
I in the past, it's really fucked people up,
so we're going to see.
- You know, all season, everyone's been coming for me,
and Auntie has little to say about that.
So you reap what you sow.
Here's your curse, bitch.
[electronic music]
- My inspiration for Killer Dolls
is, like, a vintage doll that you'd
find in your grandmother's attic or basement.
The materials I'm using is thermal plastic that
is activated in warm water, and then you can pull
it out and start shaping it.
I'm going to use my live cast nose to match more of my prop.
I want more of a fun nose.
If the plastic starts to cool down,
I can use a torch lighter really quick.
And it really just takes it back to its original form,
and I can keep molding it downward.
You can see it starting to fit my nose a little bit better.
Long way to go.
- For my Killer Dolls this week,
I am inspired by a classic beauty pageant doll.
She is the Little Miss Runner-Up.
She was never quite the winner, which
is why they had to stop selling her
because nobody wanted to buy the loser.
So she came back to life to kill the competition
and be the ultimate winner.
So I just like to take little strands of hair,
like this, and then a little adhesive.
And I like to apply it to the actual, like, latex scalp.
And then once I'm done with that,
I go over it with a lot of red to make it look like it's
literally been ripped right out of their heads
because you don't want it to look too clean.
- So my inspiration for Killer Dolls is a marionette doll.
I'm using a lot of satin, a lot of wire, a lot of card,
and heaps of spikes and rhinestones.
I usually use Q-tips, but I have this little pencil thingy.
And then I'm just going to lick--
Oh, do you lick it? I don't know. I just did.
And then you pick it up, and you just--
ah, sparkles.
[moans] Isn't that beautiful?
Even though I have a mask, and we are lip syncing,
don't worry.
I have some tricks up my sleeve,
and you'll just have to wait and see.
- I'm doing a Peruvian, like, voodoo doll.
So, like, if Desirée died and found Damballah,
she's going back to her roots.
When I was six months years old,
I was sent to Peru because my mom
found my dad cheating on her.
And I was raised with my stepsister.
When I was 10, my dad took me back.
I didn't know he was my dad, but he took me back,
and that was, like, very traumatic
because I was kind of really taken away from the family
that I learned and grew from.
So my look today is drawing inspiration
from my Peruvian culture and my American culture
and kind of fusing together and creating a killer doll.
[electronic music]
- [whispering] Can you come talk real quick?
- Yeah.
- I have no idea why Majesty wants to talk to me right now,
but it's catching me off guard.
- I have been hearing some rumors behind stage, and I'm pulling Aurora to the side
because it kind of involves her.
So while you were gone, there was one or two girls
talking about you possibly leaking
information about being here.
- What?
- One or two people were trying to get you disqualified.
- Girl, like, that's such fucking bullshit.
- I heard that someone's trying to potentially get
Aurora disqualified for leaking information
about being on Dragula.
- This is a huge deal because if someone were to leak stuff,
I could get disqualified from the competition,
and that just terrifies me.
That's fucking crazy. Who said that?
- You tell me.
- Oh, fuck.
- Just to be clear, I don't know who said it,
but I'm trying to figure it out.
You have some demons in there that
are trying to take you down. Like, for real.
- I, like, can't trust anyone.
Like, I literally cannot.
- I don't want this for you.
- I just wanted to come here and show what I can do.
That's it.
I think it's Scylla because why has Scylla been
coming for me since day one?
My plan is to keep this to myself
and make sure I get Scylla the fuck out of here.
- Floor Show day.
- Ready to get all dolled up?
[laughs]
- So it's the day of the Killer Doll floor show,
and we have to lip sync to "I Love Hollywood,"
which makes me a little bit nervous, but I'm also excited.
- I'm looking forward to going in this week.
I'm excited to show, like, a more glamorous,
softer side of Scylla today.
- That exists?
- You were pretty soft last week, too.
- Glamour. She does glamour?
I'm definitely still fuming from the information
that Majesty gave me.
But I'm here to win and do the competition,
so I'm just going to focus on the floor show today.
[dramatic music]
- Oh, Daddy.
- Oh, my god.
- He's here.
- It's the day of the Killer Dolls challenge,
and I have to do my makeup with one hand taped behind my back.
Thanks, Jaharia.
- Good job, Israel, doing my hard work--
doing the Lord's work.
[laughs]
- Well, here we go.
- I feel great.
This bitch is over here one armed, okay?
I'm about to look fucking cunt.
It's going to be a good challenge.
- Yeah, I think so, too.
- Bitch, good luck doing it with one arm.
I do not want to be in her spot right now.
- This week, and I feel like it's--
- Can I talk to you in the other room?
- Yeah.
I'm not sure why Pi is trying to pull me aside,
but it better be to apologize.
- Me and Asia have been having a little bit of friction,
and I'm hoping that I can pull her aside and prove
that she can trust me.
I just wanted to, like, apologize for giving you
the wrong impression, that I was somebody that you,
like, couldn't trust.
I just wanted to kind of, like, level with you on that.
- I mean, I have to be honest.
Like, I just felt very phony to me.
Like, the first time when we're in front of everyone again,
then you say that.
- I would beg to say that Asia's look
was over-redesigned.
- Pulling me aside right now, too.
It's like, why do you not say this in front of everyone
because they're getting a different story,
and I'm getting a different story right now.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, I do know what you mean.
Well, I'm curious.
You have a win under your belt, and I'm wondering if maybe you
feel like you have a target on your back,
and maybe having, like, an ally might prove to you that I do
care about you, and I'm here to maybe play a game,
but not against you.
- I'm interested in allyship, but I don't fully trust you.
I feel like Pi is only asking me because I won last week
and, again, calculated.
- You can trust me with this.
I won't curse you.
I think you are an amazing competitor.
- Trust is something that's really hard for me to get past,
and it's something that I've been dealing with, even getting
ready for this competition.
I have trust issues because I found out
that my partner cheated on me, and we'd
been together for six years.
And they were cheating on me for almost five,
so I'm not ready to let anyone else in at this point.
This was happening while we were getting married,
and I don't want to trust someone and get hurt again.
- Yeah.
- Going through that, it made me not trust anyone and feeling
like everything's phony.
- I had no clue that Asia was going
through this much heartbreak and deceit and betrayal.
Like, I feel really bad.
Just know that you're not going through this alone anymore.
- Thank you.
And I definitely see you as a friend.
I just-- I don't want to fully commit to an alliance
or anything right now.
- Whether you like it or not, I'm here to--
I'm here to help you.
Obviously, we have a lot of shit to work through,
but I think this is a really good
step in the right direction.
[electronic music]
- When it comes to makeup, it doesn't matter
if you're one-handed or you're painting with your knee.
Makeup is very forgiving.
That's what I love about this medium.
You know, if you fuck something up,
you can just fix it, delete something.
There's always a silver lining, and the silver
lining is Jaharia is a cunt.
[laughter]
[electronic music]
- Oh, not that.
- Attention competitors.
Attention competitors.
The floor show is about to begin.
[eerie music]
- Hello, dollface, and welcome to our morbid little
Malibu mansion.
- For tonight's task, we've challenged our competitors
to conceptualize and create new drag monster looks based
on the theme of Killer Doll.
- As a second part to tonight's assignment,
our fashionable themes must also choreograph and present
a lip sync performance to a special song
here on the main stage.
- Here to help us judge tonight's floor show
is our friend till the end and the creator
of the most infamous killer doll in horror history,
the one and only Don Mancini.
Don, we are absolutely thrilled to have you here.
- Thank you so much for having me.
You know, a number of my friends and colleagues
have been judges on previous seasons,
so I've had a bit of judge envy.
So it's good to finally have made it here.
- And our next judge is superstar actor and the woman
who brought life to our beloved horror
icon Tiffany Valentine, the beautiful and deadly Jennifer
Tilly. - Hi.
- Jennifer, darling, we are absolutely
thrilled you could be here with us,
and I do hope our dolls put on a show you'll never forget.
- Thank you.
I'm really excited to be here.
I played a killer doll half my life,
so I have a special affinity for dolls.
[bell tolls]
- Well, well, well.
It looks like the toy store is about to open,
so I think it's time we--
- Dim the lights.
- Start the music.
- And let the doll show begin.
[thunder crashing]
[electronic music]
[slayyter, "i love hollywood"]
♪ First you love me, then you don't ♪
♪ Fuck the 90210 ♪
♪ Get into this bag of coke ♪
♪ When the part leaves, I'm gone ♪
♪ Legs, sex, party, drugs ♪
♪ Smiling isn't glamorous ♪
♪ Don't bring Cathy, she's a cunt ♪
♪ That bitch would embarrass us ♪
♪ Oh, thank god I sold my soul ♪
♪ Glitter, smoke, and rock and roll ♪
♪ KO when I lose control ♪
♪ Dancing on a stripper pole ♪
♪ I wanna die at the Chateau ♪
♪ I'm gonna take you tonight ♪
♪ No cigarettes in my hotel ♪
♪ Unless you're being polite ♪
♪ [laughs] ♪
♪ oh, my god ♪
♪ You're not even on the list ♪
♪ Girl, I am the list ♪
♪ I love Hollywood ♪
♪ Sequin dress and dirty lies ♪
♪ This is just a sacrifice ♪
♪ Terry Richardson just called me up ♪
♪ That freak is taking my pic tonight ♪
♪ Latex, tall lights ♪
♪ Hollywood is paradise ♪
♪ Sunset Tower, treat me nice ♪
♪ Brand new face by Dr. Weiss ♪
♪ Hollywood, I never sleep ♪
♪ I look so heroin chic ♪
♪ It's not fashionable to eat ♪
♪ Kissing strangers on the street ♪
♪ I wanna die at the Chateau ♪
♪ I'm gonna take you tonight ♪
♪ No cigarettes in my hotel ♪
♪ Unless you're being polite ♪
♪ And I've never done a drug ♪
♪ I've never done drugs in my life ♪
♪ You're doing coke right now ♪
♪ I love Hollywood ♪
- Well, I have learned two things about this cast.
- Okay.
- They fucking love clowns.
I have seen so many clowns already this season.
Between the promo, episode one, and this,
I've seen enough clowns. - It's true.
- Right?
The other thing I've learned about them
is I don't think they know what a doll is.
- Not all of them. It's true.
- Where's the doll?
- All the clowns aside, it may be
the question of whether they know
exactly what a doll is or not.
Collectively, I thought the performance in the lip sync
was kind of great.
- Yeah, I was happy with their lip syncing skills.
I think they were pretty good.
- What did you think about Grey Matter?
- I was very pleasantly surprised.
- They weren't scared to be goofy and silly.
- I didn't know how they would perform in the first place.
But then to see them add comedy to it
and cockiness, I really liked it.
What did you think about Aurora?
- It might not have been the biggest look in the room,
but I thought it was a very clever play on words
and the idea that a doll can also
reference a transwoman and the hormones
and the plastic of it all.
Like, I'm here for it.
- The only thing about Aurora's bodysuit,
it's a little bit ill-fitting.
You know, I think she needs a new pattern because it's
kind of sagging in the back.
Not to be rude.
It just is.
I mean, look, I'm a judge.
It's my job to look for these things, and the ass is sagging.
- You're just doing your job.
- It is.
- You better tell her that when she gets out here.
- I will. - I want to talk about Jaharia.
The lip sync was spot on, and the energy
was through the roof.
- Why does she have a sword?
- Who cares. It's cool.
- Well, I do because it's a doll challenge.
I'm like, how are you a doll? Like, where's the doll?
- Where's the doll, Mama? Where's the dolls.
- I kind of want to talk about Scylla for a minute
because I feel like I'm not sure if she's TV ready.
- So you didn't appreciate the JonBenet meets Honey Boo Boo?
- If you purposely expose your knees and your elbows,
why would you not make them look like a doll?
It basically says, I didn't think about this.
- I think that we see a great artist with cool ideas,
but they haven't refined their craft enough at the level
that everybody else is.
- And that concerns me.
- Let's move on to Desirée.
- She just-- I almost felt like phoned it in.
- The look was kind of ill-fitting.
It just, like, swallowed her up.
- And they knew it was going to be a lip sync challenge,
so they purposely designed their look
to not be able to move in it, which is not smart.
- It was very confusing to me.
- Yes.
I think Majesty did great tonight.
Somehow, Majesty comes out and always delivers a really
thought-provoking performance.
- I think Majesty is a very cerebral artist and showed us
again-- reminded us that they are a great performer
who has imaginative ideas.
- And they were a doll. Imagine that.
- They were a doll.
I think the time has come because I love this challenge,
and I love, love, love the guest
judges that we have tonight.
- Me, too.
- So let's get them in here and start judgment.
[electronic music]
- Hey.
- All right, dolls.
You all did extremely well in your first performance
challenge of the season, so please give yourselves
a round of applause.
- Yes!
[cheering]
- And before we begin, I want to remind you that we are
not here to judge your drag.
Drag is art, and art is subjective.
What we are judging you on is your drag
as it relates to this competition and the challenges
that we put before you.
- Now, Jaharia, Auntie Heroine,
Scylla, Desirée Dik,
Grey Matter, and Pi, please activate
your points of articulation and move
your plastic forms forward.
You six have earned the highest and the lowest
scores of the evening.
If I did not call your name, you are safe,
and you may head to the cauldron
where you can enjoy a variety of serve vodka libations
and argue about whether you were actually safe
or in the bottom or how we got it all wrong.
[laughter]
- I am so grateful to be safe.
See, Pi?
It's not that hard.
- I'm glad to be safe this week.
But thoughts and prayers go out to Scylla.
Hope she's in the bottom.
- Before you go, I do want to warn you that we collectively
felt that we saw too many clowns on stage tonight
for a doll challenge, so please change it up in the future
if you see a common theme amongst your peers.
- You can leave the stage and head to the cauldron.
- I was surprised to see so many clowns on stage.
I thought I had an original idea, but [honks].
- Now, of the starlets remaining,
it's time to separate the Barbies from the skeletons.
We're going to give you each a bit of critique,
and we're going to start with Pi.
- Pi, I'm really liking the look.
It overall has a kind of camp vibe
that's definitely in my wheelhouse, so points for that.
- Your lip sync was spot on.
I felt like it was very creepy because it was a weird kind
of optical illusion because the little head
was singing out of the mouth.
I sort of expected the jagged mouth to be doing the lip
syncing, but it wasn't.
- Pi, I'm really enjoying the scale of the looks
that you're bringing to the show so far.
You are definitely polishing every inch of your looks,
and you're doing a great job.
And I think your lip sync was great as well.
- Thank you so much.
That means a lot.
- Pi looks fucking incredible.
I love the way they interpreted this challenge.
It was like a sock puppet, what I was getting.
- Let's talk about Jaharia. - Jaharia, I loved your dance.
You had so much energy.
When you got down for those squats, I was like,
is she going to bounce back up?
And yes, you did, and then finished it off
with the Kyle Richards splits.
- [laughs]
- You reminded me of a video game character.
Like, you're the one all the gays want to pick for fighting.
- [laughs]
- You have definitely leveled up tonight, I think.
- Thank you so, so much. You're so sweet.
- Jaharia, I loved your whole palette.
The whole purple, green thing going on,
it reminded me of a Dario Argento movie.
It's a palette we use a lot on Chucky.
Definitely glam, horror, and very successful in that regard.
- Thank you.
- I think they look maybe was a little quiet.
I was getting Monster High doll from it, which I like.
- [laughs]
- I think the wig particularly looked very Monster High.
Yeah, I think you did a great job.
- Thank you.
- The scale is a little small, but I kind of don't give a shit
about that because your performance and your lip sync
was so spot on.
I think you gave me more than I needed in that department
to bring me up to par with the doll look.
- Thank you so much.
- There's just no doll a part of this.
She looks like a showgirl ready to cat, kitty cat.
I don't really see the doll.
- Let's talk about Scylla next.
- Scylla, I gravitate towards you because you
remind me of Bride of Chucky.
- Yes.
- But I think the boa got away from you once or twice.
You kind of got tangled up in it.
So maybe too much enthusiasm with your shaking.
- I didn't know what the trophy was.
That confused me, and it just made me think maybe
you didn't need that prop.
And so it just sort of felt like an unnecessary add-on.
- Everybody should get a trophy.
I see everyone has a phallic symbol up there on stage.
Pretty much. Yes.
We love our phallic symbols.
- Tonight was a little bit of a miss for me.
I love this idea of scalping your competitors,
but I don't think it was taken far enough.
You have the mind of an artist.
You have to just, like, learn how
to translate those things to really knock it over the head.
- Thank you.
- I would like to see more polish in your final look.
The idea is there.
I just think you need to elevate it a little bit.
- Okay. Thank you so much.
- I think Scylla looks really cute today.
[laughing]
- Scylla's look really is giving runner-up.
- Let's talk about Auntie Heroine next.
- I know that Jaharia had cursed you.
Did you ultimately feel that that curse hurt you
or maybe ended up helping you?
- I was still laser focused.
I feel like it didn't set me off too much.
I don't know if it helped me.
- Really well done.
- Thank you.
- Auntie, you are very comfortable on stage.
That kind of, like, heaving and bobbing of a Jack in the box,
it's very menacing.
I think you made a lot of really good choices tonight.
- Thank you.
- I love how far you push the whole concept.
You were still able to perform in lip sync,
even though you were trapped from the bottom down,
so well done.
- Thank you. - You're the Jack in the Box.
I never want to eat at your restaurant.
[laughter]
I really did enjoy your performance.
The whole thing was really, really, really creepy.
Yes, creepy in a good way.
Creepy in a good way. I enjoyed it.
It was different.
- Thank you so much.
- Auntie's taking a big risk this week.
Hopefully it doesn't work.
- Let's move on to Grey Matter.
- Your costume just has an incredible amount
of craftsmanship on display.
The overall brilliance of it is incredibly impressive.
Amazing job.
- Thank you.
- You look like my paralysis demon.
Oh, my god, there is two, two paralysis demon heads.
It was just really, really good.
Fabulous and creepy at the same time.
It seems like creepy is my favorite word to describe
all these fabulous performers.
- Thank you.
- But what if you had high heel platform shoes?
You could have maybe strutted a little bit more.
But you know, you moved really well
in those little jester shoes. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- This is very cinematic, and there was a sarcasm and a wit
to your performance that I really enjoyed.
You were very confident and entertaining and creepy, too.
- Creepy, word of the day.
Everybody at home, take a drink anytime somebody says creepy.
- There you go.
- You'll be good and drunk by the end of the episode.
- Grey Matter.
I thought your performance tonight was the biggest
surprise, and it was funny.
That was the part that I think that was the most unexpected,
is that you really brought physicality
and comedy to the stage.
- My heart is so full.
- And I would also like to see you in high heels
sometimes, too. - It's coming.
- Grey Matter was giving, like, those creepy dolls that
your grandma has in her house.
And he did really good at it.
He looked very like that.
- And last but not least, Desirée Dik. - All right.
- So we had two challenges before us.
We had doll, and we had lip sync.
And I think in both departments,
you delivered maybe halfway there.
What I did like about it, though,
was this usage of batting.
It was clever, but I was also confused.
This is a doll, but I don't know from where
or exactly why or how.
- Desirée, the hat in your performance threw me off.
It took so long for you to take it off
and actually reveal the awesomeness
that was going on underneath.
I think it would have been maybe useful to have
deployed that a bit sooner.
- I got you.
- It was-- to use the word of the day--
very creepy.
[laughter]
Your lip sync sometimes got a little muddy.
Perhaps you were a little hampered
by having the giant skirt, but I
felt like you used it very well and it was quite entertaining.
- The makeup was a little similar to last week,
so I want to see you beat your face.
Like, I want to see your face fully beat and dragged out.
- Out of context, Desirée's outfit just
seems a little ill-fitting.
It seems like it's just kind of swallowing her whole.
Been there.
- Scylla and Desirée,
you are up for extermination tonight.
- [sobs] I'm so sorry.
I don't mean to cry in front of my idols.
I'm a little disappointed in myself.
I know I can do better.
And I know I have the guts to keep on going.
And right now, I feel a little down.
[sobs] Thank you so much.
- You're fabulous.
You're fabulous, just to be here.
And your dance was amazing.
Your dress is gorgeous.
And the fingers-- but you're amazing.
- A true classic never goes out of style.
- It never goes out of style.
- Jennifer Tilly fucking hugged me.
That was mother.
I felt mothered.
The amazing words Jennifer Tilly is giving me
is giving me all the fire I need
to stay in this competition.
- Grey Matter, Auntie Heroine, Jaharia, and Pi,
while your four scored the highest marks this week,
there can only be one friend to the end in this house.
And the winner of this week's Killer Dolls challenge is--
[dramatic music]
Auntie Heroine. - Yes!
- Bitch.
- I can't believe I won my first challenge.
I feel like these bitches should be shaking
in their boots because not only did I win,
but I won with the fucking curse.
Take that, Jaharia.
- Congratulations, Auntie.
You have won this week's challenge and a $2,500
shopping spree to Dolls Kill.
- Thank you so much.
This means a lot to me.
- You four may leave the stage and head to the cauldron.
- I love you so much.
- Congratulations.
- Stay strong [whispering]. - Okay.
- I'm worried about Scylla.
I really hope that she doesn't get it in her head about this.
I just really don't want to see her crash.
- All right, Desirée, we definitely don't
mean to hurt your feelings. - No, no.
Don't worry about it, bitch.
I got it.
Don't worry.
- I know that you are a punk bitch, and you can handle it.
- Yeah.
- I want to see you rise to this.
- In honor of our Killer Dolls challenge,
we thought we'd bring back a version of one
of Dragula's most infamous extermination challenges
from season two--
our Human Pincushion piercing challenge.
[dramatic music]
When you leave this stage, you'll
be heading directly to our piercing parlor, where
our augmentation specialists are waiting to pierce
you with a variety of artistically applied
decorative needles.
Your task in the parlor is simple.
Endure the experience, don't lose consciousness,
and take more than your fellow competitor does.
- Enjoy the experience, dolls.
And remember, pain can be pleasure
if you know how to spin it.
[laughter]
- I like having people laughing.
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
- Yes.
- We're safe, bitches.
- Girl, I need this cocktail now.
- It feels good to be safe.
This was a performance challenge,
and I'm not the best dancer, so I'm
just glad that I'm not going home looking like a clown.
- Yuri, do you feel redeemed from your Dracula moment?
- Yeah, I don't know.
Dracula last week was a bit basic.
It was a bit meh. - Well, for some.
- Well, mine was.
- I wanted to be higher.
But I'm very happy to be safe.
- I love that you're wearing a bikini after you
went swimming with sharks.
[laughter]
- As we were getting ready for this challenge,
I did have something a little weird
happen to me, actually earlier in the cauldron.
- Oh, really?
- Pi pulled me aside, and they said that they wanted me to be
in an alliance with them.
- Whoa.
- So I wanted to spill the tea because Pi's
telling me one thing and sharing
something with everyone else.
And I feel like we need to have it all out in the open.
- Can we even trust her?
Like, what's real about her?
If we don't know, like, how do we even know?
- So what did you tell her?
- You said yes.
- I mean, I'm telling y'all, that would be a good alliance--
spread it right now.
- It's only week two, bitch, and
you're already trying to pull people
aside and make alliances.
Seems kind of shady to me.
- No, please, remain seated.
No need for a standing ovation.
- Okay.
- How are you feeling?
- Well, I'm feeling high in the sky,
even if I did try to get knocked down
by this bitch over here.
- Which one? - Who?
- Who knocked you down? - You, bitch.
- Me? Oh, you're so welcome.
- Even with the curse, I still won.
[laughter]
- Congratulations, bitch.
- That bitch really beat me in a box.
I'm calling FedEx.
- [Spanish]
Ugh, I need a fucking drink.
I'm in the bottom this week, and I should stay because I'm
ready to fucking go.
Bitch, you are going fucking home.
I'm not going home.
I put a lot of my fucking love into this goddamn drag,
and you are looking like a basic asshole
that no one wants in the thrift shop.
- Oh!
- I mean, you met your idol, so you can leave on a high note.
- Don't worry because next week, you're not--
- I'm not worried. I'm not worried.
- Okay, that's fine.
And at the end of the day, you did really bad.
At least I had-- - I did really bad?
- Yes, you did.
- They had critiques about your performance and your look.
- Your breastplate was bad.
Your first look was bad.
And this is bad.
So what the fuck?
What the fuck are you coming for?
- [laughing]
In this moment, I felt sweet, sweet vengeance.
I was having a great ass time watching
Scylla get roasted by Desirée.
And also, Desirée made a lot of points.
I loved it.
- I think you're fighting for your life right now.
- I'm fighting for my life? - Yeah.
- You're not saying anything, girl.
- You want me to fight for my life?
[all arguing]
I have the tenacity to be here.
I have the drive to be here.
I want to be here so fucking bad.
And anyone that thinks I don't want to be here
is fucking-- you're out of your goddamn mind, okay?
Just because I can't get a word in with you doesn't mean
I don't feel like I have the fight in me.
- That's fine.
- I don't know what the fuck these bitches are on,
but cool it the fuck off.
Oh, my god.
- I'll tell you, I see the fire in Desirée right now.
I just see you raising your voice.
- Do you want me to break my fucking glass?
- Yes. - Like, what do you wan?
- I want them to pierce y'all's mouths closed.
- I just feel like this entire time,
I've been underestimated by all of you, so honestly--
- I've seen multiple things from you by now,
and I'm just not there.
- --multiple things from her by now, too.
A lot of people have had a lot to say.
- Bitch, you're not polished.
Nothing you've shown is polished.
- Okay, great. And you, too.
[laughter]
- Great-- great comeback, girl.
- Okay, you too.
- Where are the needles?
Give them the fucking needles.
- Can I get another cocktail, please?
- Babies, I don't know.
I feel like you come for everyone on their looks.
But, like, you can't come for someone when
you look like that, you know?
- They say bring big, bring amazing drag, bring everything.
All I see-- - Where is that?
- Bitch, I can't-- look at this.
What the--
- It's big I don't know if it's amazing.
- What story are you telling?
- That I'm a little Toddlers and Tiaras pageant doll.
[laughing]
I honestly have no idea who's going home.
You know, let's just send Auntie home.
[laughs]
- Okay, divas, we've been on this subject for a long time.
I'm going to change it up a bit.
Asia, I heard you got some weird news earlier.
- Excuse me, bitch?
- Yes, I was pulled aside by Miss Pi.
- Oh, my god. That's me.
- Yeah.
She told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
- I'm feeling so betrayed right now.
She stabbed me in the back.
I proposed to you for me to be your ally.
- Ally and alliance are kind of the same thing.
- Obviously, this season is full of twists and turns,
and I thought that you would appreciate having somebody
on your side, considering you won week one
and you have a target on your back.
But now here you are talking about all of that to everybody
else for no reason at all after you
and I had what I thought was an actual good connection
moment where you talked to me about things
that you haven't talked to anybody else on the cast with.
But now you're making me second guess that.
- I do feel a little guilty sharing that because we did
share a tender moment, and I was able to be
vulnerable with her.
But at the end of the day, this is a competition,
and I want everyone to see all the cards.
Except for mine.
- I mean, when it comes down to it,
we're playing a clean game right now,
but there are a lot of people here
that could very easily, at any moment in this game,
start to knock out the top competition.
And we all know that.
Don't act fucking stupid.
Like, we all know people are going to start flipping around.
All I was trying to do was show that I
can be a good fucking friend and actually support somebody.
- We weren't there for that.
All we-- all we're hearing is alliance,
and I mean, that word itself has such
a negative connotation behind it when
it comes to a competition.
- We're playing a game.
This is not just a competition anymore.
This is a game.
They have turned this into a game.
We were voting for each other to go out,
and now you're trying to say that it's just
a competition and not a game? - I'm gagged right now.
I did not think Pi was going to freak out
this fucking much.
But let the bitch run.
- All right, Asia.
If you don't want to work together,
then I guess we're working against each other.
So the gloves are coming off.
- Nothing's going to take that moment away from us,
but I'm feeling a little betrayed.
And now I'm not sure if I can fully trust you.
[dramatic music]
- This week's extermination is Human Pincushion,
and I'm not ready for this because I'm afraid of needles,
and it kind of triggers me a little bit.
- This extermination is intense.
Getting pierced is not easy.
You have to have thick skin for it.
When they put the needle through you,
you can feel every little inch that that needle
goes through your body.
So it's a matter of being relaxed, breathing slowly,
and trying not to pass out.
I think I can handle needles really
well, so I don't see myself going
home for this extermination.
[ominous music]
- This needle is going in my knee,
and I feel like it's going to break my leg.
I'm dying.
- I've been pierced a lot in my face,
but getting pierced in my knee--
I've never felt anything like this before.
[intense music]
[moaning]
I thought the pain would ease itself up a bit,
but it feels like it's only getting worse.
- I can be cool.
Oh, my god.
Time to die.
[Spanish]
Oh, my god.
[moaning]
[Spanish]
That felt like the first time I lost my virginity.
Goddamn.
This needle's feels like a bee is stinging my neck,
but I'm not going to let it stop me.
- [moaning]
[moaning]
[breathing heavily]
- This pain is getting worse and worse,
and it's more uncomfortable than it is pleasurable.
I feel like I'm getting a little lightheaded,
and I've never felt pain like this before.
I can see white.
I feel like my head is fuzzy.
I feel like I could fucking fall over any minute.
- Do more.
I want more. [Spanish]
Like [indistinct]. Give me more, bitch.
[Spanish]
I want to be here, and I'm not afraid to say
what's on my mind.
I'm fucking coming back in that goddamn lab,
and I'm going to show all these motherfuckers who
say, oh, you got crappy shit.
Oh, you got the crappy shit.
Well, y'all look basic.
I'm a fucking big fan, and I'm a fucking comeback even
fucking harder.
Bigger dick, thicker dick, curvier dick, and longer
fucking foreskin dick.
Fucking get ready.
I'm fucking coming for all you motherfuckers.
- I'm not done.
Scylla is going home.
Their flight for Chicago is already packed.
Bye bye.
[dramatic music]
- [indistinct speech]
- 602.
Take one.
- And action.
- I fucking destroyed that extermination.
I took so many more needles than Desirée did,
and I was laughing and having a good time while she
was sitting over there crying.
I'm about to bring it to the--
[gurgling]
[dramatic music]
[electronic music]
- [screams]