[gasps] Dad, I'm so excited you're coming home
in a couple of days!
I've been away in London so long,
I am anxious to get back home
and back to my baby.
Oh, Dad, you missed me!
Wait a minute.
You're talking about the Chill Grill, aren't you?
No! No, no, I wasn't. [laughs]
Okay, I was. How'd you know?
'Cause you can't fool me.
I can't get got, Dad. Come on.
Okay, Auntie Rae. I'm all ready for camp.
Oh, excuse me, Dad. I got a little girl in here who thinks she's slick.
-Nice jacket. -This old thing?
No, no. That new thing under "this old thing." Gimme that.
Now, I made that jacket for you for your first day of school.
[scoffs] But I wanna wear it to science camp!
Do you know how hard it is to look cool in a lab coat?
Let's just say there's a reason they don't call him Bill Nye the Fashion Guy.
Don't bring him into this.
And you thought it was better to trick me than to ask me?
Uh, Rae? In her defense...
that is the way we do things in this family.
Fine. Can I wear the jacket to science camp?
See? That's better.
No. Take it off before you mess it up.
See, Dad? [laughs]
I can't get got. I'm the best.
I'm the Can't Get Got GOAT.
Please. You're not the GOAT. I'm the GOAT.
Ooh! I remember that time that I caught you
and Chelsea and Eddie with a case--
Whoa! Bad connection!
A case of what, Auntie Rae?
A case of mind your business, girl. Mind your business.
Hey, Mom. I'm about to take Alice to science camp.
-We'll be back later. -Alright.
Don't you need to use the potty first?
Oh, I already went.
I was talking to Booker.
[laughs] Mom, I'm gonna be in college next year.
I'm practically an adult.
I don't need you to remind me to go to the bathroom.
[scoffs] Okay. My bad. My bad, young man.
What you do with your bladder is your business.
Thank you. Come on, Alice, let's go.
-Bye -Bye, you guys! Love you! Be safe!
-See you, Mom. -Okay. [giggles]
Ooh!
Let me guess. The potty.
Yeah.
[theme music playing]
♪ Ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪
♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪
♪ But then life had other plans ♪
♪ Tell 'em, Mom
♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪
♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪
-♪ New city, I'm finding my way ♪ -♪ It's gonna take some time
-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay -♪ Ya know I got you, right?
♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪
♪ We're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪
-♪ C'mon! -♪ It's Raven's Home
-♪ We get loud! -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home
♪ It's our crowd!
♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪
♪ Down for each other like family should ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home -♪ When it's tough
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home -♪ We got love
♪ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪
♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪
[Raven laughing]
Yep! That's us.
♪
Hey, Alice, hurry up, or you're gonna be late for your last day at camp!
I'm ready!
[shivers] Aren't you cold?
No. It feels fine to me.
It's probably because you've got all those muscles
to keep you warm.
[laughs]
That might got somethin' to do with it.
Wait. Why are you complimenting me?
What do you want?
This is the last chance to wear my new jacket to camp.
I thought my mom made that for you to wear to school.
She did, but I'm cold.
And if I get sick, I'll miss the first day.
Maybe even the first week.
Then I'll get behind, struggle to try to get caught up,
and wind up dropping out.
All because I went jacketless.
Lemme call my mom and ask.
But, Booker! You said it yourself.
You're practically an adult now.
Well, adults make their own decisions.
We do, don't we?
I'm the kid.
I have to get permission to do things from an adult.
And, uh, you're the only adult here.
I am, aren't I?
So...
I, as the adult,
give you permission to wear your jacket.
Thanks, Booker.
Hey!
Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!
Oh, man. I am an adult.
♪
Hey, Neil, thanks for filling in on deliveries
while Dave is at jury duty.
Did you ever notice Dave gets jury duty
every time Harry Styles is in town?
You know what that means, right?
Yeah. He's missing a great concert.
No. That means Lazlo's gettin' got.
Wouldn't happen on my watch.
I choose to trust, Raven. Plus,
I love all the Harry Styles merch
Dave brings me after every trial.
Okay! Here you go, Neil. Room 720,
[fancy accent]: the Filtmore Hotel.
[phone ringing]
Oh! Hey, Dad.
Oh, is that Mr. B?
I just said, "Hey, Dad."
-Is everything okay? -It's better than okay!
I've been thinking about this a lot.
I'm staying in London, and I'm selling the Chill Grill!
-You're what? -You're what?
So...
Am I still making this delivery, or...
♪
Chill Grill delivery!
[sighs]
Mr. Baxter?!
Neil! Get in here.
Wait, wait, wait.
-How can you be here when you're supposed to be in London? -[shuts door]
Yesterday, Raven was bragging about how she can't get got,
so I came back early, so I could get her.
But, I just saw you. You were in London.
Technology, junior!
Can you dig it?
Who's Junior, and what's he diggin'?
Focus, Neil.
S-So, you're not selling the Chill Grill?
Of course not!
Raven thinks she's the Can't Get Got GOAT,
but, hm, I'm the Can't Get Got GOAT.
So, what did she do when I hung up?
I don't know. I didn't see.
I had to leave to make this delivery.
No, no, you gotta go back. But you can't tell her I'm here.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not good with secrets.
I mean, what if Miss Baxter asked if I saw you?
-Why would she ask? -Because I might tell her.
-Why would you tell? -Because I'm not good with secrets!
Are you not listening?
Neil, you can do this.
I believe in you.
[Neil sighs]
[sighs] Alright. I'll do it.
Neil!
♪
BOOKER: Hey, Alice, how was camp?
Not great!
Your new jacket! Why is it covered in paint?
How was I supposed to know they were gonna play paintball?
It's a science camp!
I blame the system.
[laughs] When my mama sees this, you gon' get it!
[scoffs] Yeah. Me and whoever let me wear it.
Yeah. [laughs] Wait.
I let you wear it.
We gon' get it!
♪
What are we gonna do? My mom's gonna kill us!
Oh, wait! No, I know! I can soak it in paint thinner
and wash it until all the stains come out.
Okay, but if that doesn't work,
I can tell her you forced me to wear the jacket.
And even though I thought it was a bad idea,
I respected your authority as an adult,
and this happened.
Then, I'd still get in trouble.
I'm not seeing a problem here.
Did it work? Is it clean?
Yep. The paint stains are gone.
Yes! [laughs]
But we have a new problem.
This is worse than before.
It's fine! I can squeeze into it.
I'm gonna make it work.
Alice.
You're better than this.
We're not giving up.
I know! I've seen my mom make lots of jackets.
She always writes detailed instructions on the patterns.
We'll just sneak into her studio, get the stuff we need,
bring it back home, and make a new one!
You're gonna make a jacket?
How hard can it be? It's just a vest with sleeves.
So you can make a vest?
[laughs]
No one wears vests, Alice. Come on.
♪
Okay, Neil, you got this.
You can keep a secret. Just don't say anything.
Oh, hey, Neil. How was the delivery?
Okay, fine! I'll tell you!
Mr. Baxter is not in London, okay?
He's in a hotel downtown
talking nonsense about goats and asking me if I can dig it!
Why would he do that?
I know what's going on.
He thinks he's the Can't Get Got GOAT.
He's not selling the Chill Grill.
He's just trying to get me! I knew it!
Uh, no, you didn't.
You said we were going in on a bed and breakfast together.
Well, sorry, Lazlo,
but the Raven's Nest is not happening.
W-- I thought we were calling it the Lazlo's Nest.
You know that makes no sense, right?
Oh.
I can't believe my dad was trying to get me.
I'm Raven Baxter. Nothing gets past me.
Got eyes in the back of my head.
I can see and hear all!
-I'm gonna call my daddy right now. -No, no, no, no, no!
Because then he'll know that I caved!
I can't let my dad think he got me.
[whooshing]
[echoing]: I am here to pretend to buy the Chill Grill...
[whooshing]
[gasps]
Change of plans. I'm not confronting my dad.
It's too easy.
And we don't want to do easy?
Of course, we don't. [soft laugh]
Let me ask you a question.
What does my dad love more than anything?
Besides me.
-Ah. Rib tips and onions. -No.
Well...
Yeah...
But, no.
I'm talking about the Chill Grill.
We're gonna sell it before he does.
[gasps] And use that money for our B and B!
Get over it, Lazlo!
No, no, no. We're gonna have a fake auction tonight
and sell the Chill Grill to a stranger.
[laughs] But, the stranger will be you.
Ooh, me in disguise? Lazlo likey.
Less of a disguise, more of a hat.
[laughs] I'll make it work!
My dad will have no choice but to come down here,
stop the sale,
and then he'll know he got got
by the Can't Get Got GOAT. Ah!
Oh. But how's Mr. B gonna find out about the auction?
Why are you two looking at me like that?
♪
Okay, the pattern has to be here somewhere.
My mom is really organized.
Yeah, but Nikki isn't.
Hey, Alice, why was it so important
for you to wear that jacket to camp anyway?
I don't know. I just wanted to feel cool.
You don't need a jacket for that.
Easy for you to say. You've always been cool.
[laughs]
You would not be saying that if you knew me in middle school.
Really? What happened?
Nia.
She has Mom's sense of style.
And she said something to me that I'll never forget.
"You're not going nowhere with me lookin' like that."
I knew I should have called Nia!
No, no, no, no, no. You got me, alright?
And I'm gonna help you.
Now, let's find that pattern and get your jacket.
-I found it! -Great.
Now, I'm gonna grab the sewing machine,
and we can get outta here.
[clears throat]
-[creaking] -[straining]
[Alice laughs]
Guess those muscles are just for show.
We'll have to stay here and make it.
With Auntie Rae downstairs?
Okay, you keep an eye out,
but we'll need a phrase to say if you see my mom.
Hey, Auntie Rae!
Oh...
"Hey, Auntie Rae" is the warning.
Yeah, it works.
♪
What?
How can they sell my Chill Grill?
I love that place more than I love rib tips and onions!
What's that daughter of mine up to?
Eh, I don't know.
Okay! I know!
Alright, they're not really selling it, okay?
They just want you to think that they're selling it
so you'll have to go down there!
So she can get me! How does she know I'm here?
Obviously, I told her.
-I gotta put a stop to this. -Oh, thank goodness.
You're gonna sit down and talk to Miss Baxter?
No. I'm gonna beat her at her own game.
I'm gonna send somebody down there to outbid Lazlo,
so Raven thinks she sold the Chill Grill for real.
Ha, ha! Oh, who you gonna send?
I know that look.
♪
-[sewing machine whirring] -Hey, Alice, quick question.
Do you need this jacket to go from day to night?
I'm 10. My night look is jammies.
Can you hurry up?
Don't worry. I'm almost done. Just a few more stitches.
RAVEN: Yeah, Lazlo! The fedora's in the loft! I'll be right back!
It's Auntie Rae! Quick, hide! Hide!
What are you doing here?
♪
What are you doing in the loft, Booker?
[nervous laugh]
I-I'm up here, uh... I'm up here sewing.
[happy squeal]
[gasps]
My baby's following in his mama's fashion footsteps!
-[crying] -Yep, yep, yep. [nervous laugh]
I got the fashion bug real bad.
Needle, thread, all that.
[Raven laughs]
Oh! I knew this day would come.
Yeah, no, I'm just up here, sewing my troubles away.
Oh, been there.
When life gets you down, make a gown.
Anyway, I have so many scrap fabrics
in the closet that you could use to practice with!
-Wait, Mom! No, don't! -What? It's right here.
Look at this! Cotton!
Ooh! Raw silk!
And a little bit of linen. Oh, and look at this!
Look at this! Gold... lamé.
[laughs]
Mom, didn't you come up here for a reason?
Oh, you right. You right. Let me get that fedora.
-Ah! -[door creaks]
I can see it now, you know? Raven and Son. [laughs]
Don't sew your fingers together.
Wait, wait. That's a thing?
Oh, yeah.
Done it multiple times. Very scary. Be careful, okay?
[Alice struggling]
Booker! Get me down!
[crack, smash]
Never mind!
♪
[quiet chatter]
Psst! Psst!
Remember, you can't let Lazlo outbid us.
No matter what, you have to win.
I won't let you down. I mean, I probably will,
but I'm gonna try really hard not to.
[gasps] Ooh. The wannabe GOAT is in the building.
Lazlo is in position. Game on.
Hello, everyone! Good evening and welcome.
Thank you so much for coming tonight to bid
on this historical landmark.
Shall we get started? I think we shall.
Let's start the bidding at $2 million.
Do I hear $2 million?
[rapid auctioneering]
Oh! Two million in the corner
by the distinguished gentleman in the fedora.
[laughs] Two million going once, going twice...
Two million and one!
Two million and one? Who said that?
Okay, uh, well, heh,
I'm sure that there's someone
who wants to bid two million and two.
Sir? I mean--
Somebody bid two million-- Really?
Oh! I see three fingers! That must mean $3 million.
-Three million going once, going twice-- -$3,000,001!
For the love of... Listen!
I know that my man in the corner doesn't wanna be outbid.
Fedora Man! Don't you wanna say three million and two?
Please. You gotta say it.
[sighs] Really?
[high voice]: You're supposed to say, "Going once!"
[mocking]: I know what I'm supposed to say.
Five million! Five million to the man in the corner!
Five million going once, going twice--
$5,000,001!
What in the actual what?!
♪
Handsome...
and can sew a jacket?
Just when you think you can't be more of a catch.
Hey, Alice! Check it out.
[gasps] Wow! Booker, you did it!
I'm just as surprised as you are.
Now, all we have to do is sneak this thing home
before Auntie Rae finds out what happened to the other jacket.
[sighs] Thank you.
Ah... How do I look?
Cool. Just like your cousin.
Oh, you mean Nia? Thanks.
-You know that's not what I meant. -[giggles]
♪
Neil, what are you doing? You have to outbid Lazlo.
[sighs] I'm sorry, Mr. B,
but $5 million is a lot of money.
I mean, are you sure this place is worth it?
When's the last time you had it appraised?
It's not real money.
[gasps] Six million!
-Six million-- -No! Six million going once, going twice...
Sold to Laz-- I mean, uh, the man in the fedora.
To be fair, I did warn you
that I might let you down.
[fake gasp] Dad?
Is that you?
Raven, you know it's me.
You just said "Dad."
[giggles] Well, you'll be happy to know
that I sold the Chill Grill just like you wanted. But,
still, you came down here to stop it because...
you got got! Ah!
You wasted all this time setting up a fake auction,
but I figured it out.
So, you got got!
Raven! Sorry, I'm late!
I am here to pretend to buy the Chill Grill.
But, if that's Lazlo, then who is that?
LAZLO: Huh.
I don't know, but he is stunning.
Rae...
You just sold the Chill Grill for real.
Yeah. I got myself.
I'm good.
-You have to fix this. -You right, you right, you right.
Hi, sir. Excuse me. Um...
Listen, there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
We are not selling the Chill Grill. Actually,
we were selling the Chill Grill, but we're not really
because we were playing a prank on each other.
It's our love language.
[laughs] Sir? Sir?
Oh, finally. I've been trying to wave down a server all night.
Let me get a burger and some fries.
Ooh ooh! And a slice of pie.
So, you don't want the Chill Grill?
-What's that? A combo meal? -Yep. Mm-hmm. That's exactly what it is.
Get this man a combo meal!
So, it looks like...
we both got got.
Well, I guess there's only one thing left to say.
-Welcome home, Dad. -Aw...
I'm still the GOAT though.
Ah...
Let's never do this again, yeah?
[gasps] Booker, look! Pop-Pop's home!
Oh!
Not my baby!
What is going on here?
Uh, ha, I'll tell you what's going on.
I came down here to tell you how much I love my new jacket,
and that girl accidentally spilled chili all over it.
So, you wore your jacket here just to tell me how much you like it?
-Is that true? -Yep.
-Really? -Nope.
I told Alice she could wear her jacket to camp,
and then she got paint all over it.
So we snuck down here so I could make her a new one
so you wouldn't find out.
Wait. You made a whole new jacket just to fool me?
-Yes. -Wow.
I'm almost too impressed to be mad at you.
Yes! Perfect! Too impressed to be mad. Let's go with that.
Nuh-uh. Not you. You in trouble.
I know. I'm grounded.
No, you're not grounded. But come first day of school,
you're wearing that chili jacket.
No! Ground me! Please!
Please! Anything but the chili jacket!
Nope! Chili jacket it is!
[indistinct yelling]
♪
[phone ringing]
Stay right there.
Oh, hey, Dad.
Hey, Rae! What you doing?
Ah, just relaxing.
Thanks for letting me use the extra day
you had left on this room.
No problem. You deserve it.
[laughs] Thank you. [giggles]
You sure you're okay with taking care of the kids?
Yeah, about that.
[ Shave and a Haircut knock]
Hm. Hold on.
What y'all doing here?
-Pop-Pop up sent us. -He told us to tell you that
you got got.
Oh, did he? [clears throat]
Hey, Dad, your credit card is still on this room, right?
-Oh, no. -Oh, yes.
Kids, let's raid the mini-fridge!
[kids cheer]
Oh, Dad. You can't get
the Can't Get Got GOAT. [giggles]
Uh, uh, uh! Tasha's too close to my pie!
♪
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