1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,294 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,547 -Hey. -Yo. 3 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:08,174 -I brought the hoodie you asked for. -Thanks, Neil. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,093 I just wanna make sure I'm repping my fittest fit 5 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,428 for my mom's new reality show. 6 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,347 Unfortunately, my fittest fit doesn't fit. 7 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,016 I blame my muscles. 8 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,436 Well, you're gonna look awesome. 9 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,146 (posh voice) But if you're open to a risk, 10 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,189 I find there's nothing more funsie, 11 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,691 uh, than a onesie. 12 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,279 Yeah, I'ma stick with the hoodie. 13 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:30,613 (text notification chimes) 14 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,949 -Oh, no! -What is it? 15 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,868 -I got into college! -Congratulations! 16 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,161 No, that's a bad thing! 17 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:38,288 It is? But, I applied to, like, 15 colleges. 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,457 (gasps) I hope I don't get in. 19 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,250 Remember when I ruined Alice's jacket 20 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,585 and my mom caught me making a new one, 21 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,003 so I lied and told her I was into fashion, 22 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,421 but then I didn't wanna disappoint her, 23 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,507 so I kept it going, even though I'm not into fashion? 24 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,426 Yeah. 25 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,012 Well, she got so excited, she had me apply 26 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,638 to Pacific Fashion Institute where she went. 27 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,474 I just never thought I'd actually get in! 28 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:01,269 You know what? I'll tell her I didn't get in. 29 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,480 She'll never know. Problem solved. 30 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,815 Hey, your mom isn't still using 31 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,484 HomeSkilletBiscuit85 as her email, is she? 32 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,486 Only for business purposes. Why? 33 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,156 'Cause the college CC'ed her on this email. 34 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,035 -Dude, what am I gonna do? -Well, your first year, 35 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,703 they're probably just gonna teach you how to sew. 36 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,538 Maybe some pattern cutting. Intro to vests-- 37 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,665 I'm not going to fashion school, Neil! 38 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,294 (theme music playing) 39 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,129 ♪ Ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪ 40 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,131 ♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪ 41 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:33,218 -♪ But then life had other plans ♪ -♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪ 42 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,969 ♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪ 43 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,472 ♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪ 44 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:39,057 ♪ New city, I’m finding my way ♪ 45 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,600 ♪ It’s gonna take some time ♪ 46 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,727 -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪ 47 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,437 ♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪ 48 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,482 ♪ We're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪ 49 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,526 -♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 50 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,569 -♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ 51 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,071 ♪ It's our crowd! ♪ 52 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,323 ♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪ 53 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,367 ♪ Down for each other like family should ♪ 54 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,078 -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ When it's tough ♪ 55 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,330 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ -♪ We got love ♪ 56 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:05,166 ♪ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪ 57 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,669 ♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪ 58 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:08,712 (Raven laughing) 59 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,921 Yep! That's us. 60 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,090 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,094 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,847 (vacuum whirring) 63 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,932 Feet! (grunts) 64 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,603 Raven, you vacuumed this room three times already! It's clean! 65 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,106 I want the house to look good for my reality show. 66 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,607 If you want reality, 67 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,943 I can crunch up some potato chips and put 'em on the couch. 68 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,403 Nobody needs to know how we live. 69 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,031 (sighs) Okay. 70 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,367 I cleaned my room, but I am not touching that bathroom. 71 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,745 Booker just came out of it. With reading material. 72 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,456 -(doorbell rings) -(squeals) They're here! 73 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,541 They're here! Everybody, everybody, they're here! 74 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:53,048 (squeals) Everybody, look! It's Ivy! 75 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,633 Ivy's here! Look, everybody... 76 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,762 -You thought I was the crew, didn't you? -Huh? 77 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,805 Girl, please! (laughs) 78 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,475 I'm always this excited when you come here. 79 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,226 -Get in. You blocking the door. -Yeah. 80 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,064 Don't worry. I'm not trying to be in your reality show. 81 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,398 -I'm here to help you. -Help me how? 82 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,734 Well, as I'm sure you remember, I was... 83 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,235 All: A production assistant on 84 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,112 Gettin' Down with the Gardunkians. 85 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,198 Aw, you remember! 86 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,159 Well, as an expert, I can help you navigate 87 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,286 the treacherous waters of a reality TV show. 88 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,705 No need, okay? My show is not gonna be trash 89 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,582 like The Gardunkians. They're just gonna be filming us 90 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:28,833 doing what we normally do. 91 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,710 Well, they're in for a treat. 92 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,754 I have a day of exciting stuff planned. 93 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,840 Inventory at the Chill Grill. Trip to my eye doctor. 94 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,051 I might even swing by the recycling center 95 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,595 and drop off a mess of cans. 96 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,847 Uh-oh, it's a good thing I got here when I did 97 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,849 because they don't wanna see any of that. 98 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,394 Look, the producers are trained to make drama. 99 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,437 I hear they get a bonus if someone cries. 100 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,022 -My money's on Booker. -(giggles) 101 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:54,359 Uh, excuse me. The show is called House of Raven, okay? 102 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,861 I'm sure the cameras are gonna be on moi. 103 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,656 -(doorbell rings) -(screams) That's them! That's the crew! 104 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,700 That's them this time! Watch this. 105 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,827 Okay. (clears throat) 106 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,040 -Raven? -Yes? 107 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,209 -It is so good to meet you. -Good to meet you, too. 108 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,545 I'm Jules. I'll be producing your hit show. 109 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,047 And don't worry. You're not even gonna know we're here. 110 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,215 Put cameras everywhere. 111 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,675 Wait a minute now. N-Not the bathrooms. 112 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,428 Of course, not the bathrooms. You heard her! 113 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,721 Mics only. 114 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,265 Uh, uh, Jules? 115 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,058 -I'm Victor, Raven's dad. -Oh. 116 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,060 I think you're gonna find me very interesting. 117 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,272 I have these pants in three different colors. 118 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,735 Oh! (forced laughter) 119 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,069 You're gonna be a lot of fun! 120 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,530 This one could be a problem. See what you can do. 121 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,365 -Raven? -Yes? 122 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,743 I think it's time you get dressed for your shoot. 123 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,871 Unless... This is what you're gonna wear. 124 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,833 Um... Please, Jules, please. This is my, uh, 125 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:54,627 my "get ready to get ready" outfit. So, 126 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,756 -get ready! (laughs) -(laughs) Yeah. 127 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,634 ♪ ♪ 128 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,763 Dude, it's gonna be okay. 129 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,097 Just tell your mom you don't wanna go 130 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,724 to the same college she did. She'll get over it. 131 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,392 My mom does not "get over it." 132 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,935 Alright, she's still mad at me for that time 133 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,645 I saw John Stamos and didn't tell her. 134 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,939 I just need to get her phone and delete the email. 135 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,358 Then, I can tell her I didn't get in. 136 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,026 Alright, you distract my mom, I'll get her phone. 137 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,277 She'll never know what happened. 138 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,615 Who's gonna distract them? 139 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,700 ♪ ♪ 140 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,661 Dang it! I put my right sock on my left foot! 141 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,872 Now, I gotta start over. 142 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,376 What is happening? Where's Raven? 143 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,502 (clicking) 144 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,837 Oh, hello. 145 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,757 Here I am in the clothes that I... Normally wear. 146 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,009 Oh, this is gonna be a long day. 147 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,846 (dress creaking) 148 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,306 T-Tight... 149 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,308 Can't breathe... 150 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,061 It's gonna look good on TV, though. Ah! Worth it. (laughs) 151 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,815 Wait a second. These aren't even my socks! 152 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,441 Come on, man! 153 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,361 This is not going well, is it? 154 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,154 I get two hours of TV time a day, 155 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,657 -and I would not waste it on this. -(door opens) 156 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,244 -Okay! That was... Something! -(laughs) 157 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,121 Not the thing we're lookin' for, but something. 158 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,789 -Raven! Stick with me. -Okay. 159 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,874 -Stick with me. Mm-hmm. -Yeah, lemme just... 160 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,501 (dress creaking) 161 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:19,337 -(groans) -(laughs) Raven. 162 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,381 You wanna build your brand, right? 163 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,675 Yes. Wh-Wh-When people are walking the red carpet, 164 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,385 and somebody asks them, "Who you wearing," 165 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,470 you want them to say "Raven Baxter," don't you? 166 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,015 Yes, I do! I really, really do! 167 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,808 And it all starts with a good TV show, 168 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,101 and we have a great premise. 169 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,519 An up-and-coming designer. 170 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,354 -living back at home with her dad. -Yeah. 171 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,690 It's gotta be fun, exciting, unexpected. 172 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,859 We're all that! We are all of that! 173 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,195 Raven, have you seen the bandage that was covering my wart? 174 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,283 Bet you didn't expect him to say that. 175 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,703 I did. I-I did, yeah. 176 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,539 H-He's been talking about that nasty thing all week. 177 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,624 (laughs) You have got something. 178 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,211 The rest of you need some work. 179 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,005 How about we take a five? 180 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,465 RAVEN: Okay... 181 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,551 I'm sure it's gonna get better. 182 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,261 Of course, it will! Of course, it will. 183 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,304 It's not like they're gonna, 184 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,847 you know, like, cancel the show 185 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,057 before it starts. 186 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,602 (whooshing) 187 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,438 (echoing) This isn't working. I'm gonna have to pull the plug... 188 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,066 (whooshing) 189 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,526 (gasps) 190 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,488 Oh no. They're gonna cancel my show before it starts. 191 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,698 Is the camera still here? I found my bandage! 192 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,283 ♪ ♪ 193 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,079 ♪ ♪ 194 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,872 Bringing Pop-Pop here was genius. 195 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,248 Once they see him in his element, 196 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,417 they'll realize he'll be great for the show. 197 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,753 If you guys thought I was interesting at home, 198 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:45,298 woo, you're gonna love seeing me at work doing my thang. 199 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,675 (giggles) 200 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,886 But, I gotta warn you. Gets a little steamy in the kitchen. 201 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,430 Because we're boiling stuff. (laughs) 202 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,058 See? I'm not just a chef. I'm funny. 203 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,021 Uh, Mr. B? 204 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,024 (sighs) 205 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,276 As a person in the biz-- 206 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,737 that's what we in the biz call "the biz"-- 207 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,865 the producer didn't seem too happy with how things are going. 208 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,867 I think you need to make things more interesting. 209 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,078 They want interesting? 210 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,538 I'm gonna give them interesting. 211 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,790 To the untrained eye, 212 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,960 these onions look the same, but to a professional... 213 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,380 Oh no. These are the same. 214 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,090 Where'd I put my different onion? 215 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,884 I was wrong. Mm-hmm. This is worse. 216 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,887 I know. It's Gabby Gardunkian all over again. 217 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,683 The real Gabby was so boring, they replaced her with an actor. 218 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,854 They wouldn't replace Pop-Pop... Would they? 219 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,981 Now, to get the water boiling. 220 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,899 Lid up. 221 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,069 Lid down. You'll just have to wait and see. 222 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,655 (gasps) Ooh! That would make a good cliffhanger. 223 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,783 ♪ ♪ 224 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,996 No, I don't think it's interesting 225 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,081 that he has a favorite burner on his stove. 226 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,335 (scoffs) This is just like Gabby Gardunkian all over again. 227 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,629 I need to find a way to spice up my show. 228 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,006 Well, let's just hope she hasn't seen 229 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,466 that college acceptance email yet. 230 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,925 Don't worry. I got your back. 231 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,011 (gasps) Booker! Booker, there you are! 232 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,512 I'm outta here! 233 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,640 Yep! It's me. 234 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,185 Your only son, who you love so, so much. 235 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,103 Booker... 236 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,813 I know you're hiding something. 237 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,148 You do? 238 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,817 -Finally! -RAVEN (on monitor): Yes. 239 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,569 -You've got a secret. -You know? 240 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,739 Of course, I know! I'm your mama. I know everything. 241 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:36,368 And you, sir, you, sir, are in... 242 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,869 Big trouble. 243 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,539 Well, you guys keep the cameras rolling, alright? 244 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,791 I-I might need witnesses. 245 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,378 ♪ ♪ 246 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,048 I can't believe Pop-Pop didn't notice when the cameras left. 247 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,800 Yeah, well, he was pretty deep in explaining 248 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,551 the best way to melt butter. 249 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,720 Okay, so he wasn't fascinating, 250 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,389 but I think it's gonna be okay. 251 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,890 You know what? You're right. 252 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,350 I'm sure everything is gonna be fine. 253 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,727 Where did the crew go? 254 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,897 I was just about to show them how they can reheat a tortilla. 255 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,650 (laughs) The secret? Damp paper towel. 256 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,947 Why are there so many handsome men at the Chill Grill today? 257 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,616 Did a bus full of models break down outside? 258 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,035 They're going to the loft. 259 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,002 These are lines for an audition. 260 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,586 Audition for what? 261 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,092 (sighs) For the role of Victor Baxter. 262 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,719 ACTORS: Come on, man! 263 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,180 ♪ ♪ 264 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,434 Just tell me, Booker. (sobs) Tell me what you're hiding! 265 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,602 -I-I'd rather not. -Why? 266 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,272 Because it'll break my heart? 267 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,275 -Well, you wouldn't love it. -(gasps, sighs) 268 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,235 Whatever it is, I can handle it! 269 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,862 Okay? I am a grown, 270 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,615 confident, single, successful, 271 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,744 single, intelligent, 272 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,080 single woman in her 30s! 273 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,207 So, I guess you saw the email. 274 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:10,086 Ooh, a secret email. That'll spice up the show. 275 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,756 I am going to read the email 276 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,591 that you do not want me to see right now. 277 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,427 -No, Mom! -(struggling) Give it back! 278 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,636 -Mom! -Huh? What? 279 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,224 Okay, I cannot let you read this email. 280 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,560 It would hurt you too much. I'm sorry, Mom. 281 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,813 Sorry? That was amazing. 282 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,482 Ha, ha! Jules! 283 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,858 Wasn't it amazing? 284 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,652 You saw that drama, right? That's drama right there. 285 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,279 (squealing laugh) 286 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,239 How'd it go? Are you grounded? 287 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,616 Am I grounded? 288 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,160 Can your mom ground me? I am over here a lot. 289 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,496 I deleted the email before she saw it. 290 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,789 Now, my mom will never know I lied 291 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,083 about wanting to study fashion at her old school. 292 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,879 (fridge humming) 293 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,422 Uh, Neil? 294 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,300 Reality shows don't put cameras in fridges, do they? 295 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,969 Yep. That's a genuine fridge cam right there. 296 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,182 I just said all that on camera! 297 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,975 Well, it's gotta stream to a hard drive somewhere. 298 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,019 The production truck! It's right outside! 299 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,354 We can sneak in and delete the footage! 300 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,939 (sighs) 301 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,816 Kinda makes you miss when all this is just about an email. 302 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,902 ♪ ♪ 303 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,697 What was that thing with you and your son? 304 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,573 Oh, just the everyday drama that happens here 305 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,409 at the House of Raven. Did you like it? 306 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,911 Did you love it? Did you want more of it? (laughs) 307 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,664 -No. -What? 308 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,583 Look, you really popped in your episode of The Gardunkians. 309 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,835 That's the Raven we want! 310 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,212 Well, that's the Raven I'm trying to give you! 311 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,881 Well, try harder, or I'm gonna have to-- 312 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,383 No, no, no, no, no! Please. 313 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,676 Don't make any big decisions. 314 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,845 Listen, I-I promise I'll get things back on track. 315 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,972 Where's that little girl? She was cute. 316 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,850 Alice? Alice! Ye-- Y-- 317 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,643 Yes! That would make a good show! 318 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,729 You know that's my family, right? Yeah, it is! It is! 319 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,481 Okay, so me and Alice, I'ma call her right now! 320 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,275 I'ma call her right now! Uh-huh! 321 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,402 (panting) Dad. Dad, listen. 322 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,195 I need you to bring Alice back here. 323 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,240 Well, it's an emergency. I had a vi... Uh... 324 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,910 Hi. (laughs) Listen, um, do you mind? 325 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,663 This is a private conversation. Thank you so much. 326 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,459 Dad, listen. Okay? I think they're gonna cancel the show. 327 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,710 No, that's what I'm trying to say! 328 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,378 I had vi-- 329 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,672 (squeaks) 330 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,801 Come on! Really? 331 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,012 (sighs) 332 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,181 -(bottles rattling) -(sighs) 333 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,267 (whispers) Hey, Dad, listen, alright? I need to spice things up. 334 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,771 I had a vision that the producer was gonna shut down the show. 335 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,106 Now, stop joking. You know I can't tell him I'm psychic. 336 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,816 Now, just bring Alice down here and tell her 337 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,443 to think of some zingers on the way here, okay? 338 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,070 (laughs) Okay, good. 339 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,700 Oh, snap. That's a genuine fridge cam right there. 340 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,785 ♪ ♪ 341 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,790 ♪ ♪ 342 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,086 Okay, I'm gonna go in there and delete the footage. 343 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,379 You go hide in a bush and keep an eye out. 344 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,296 You got it. 345 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,091 Oh, if I see anyone coming, I'll yell out, 346 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,592 "Ka-ka! Ka-ka!" 347 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,969 Or you could just text me. 348 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,680 Right, Right. How do you spell "ka-ka"? 349 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,931 -Just go. -Okay. 350 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,269 Okay. Time to erase that dumb thing I said. 351 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,191 (footsteps approach) 352 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,276 (door creaks) 353 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,781 Time to erase that dumb thing I said. 354 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,157 (Neil pops) 355 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,785 Heads up! Your mom's headed for the truck! 356 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,662 Yeah, you're a little late, Neil. 357 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,623 Oh, now, who is that on the screen? 358 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,667 She pretty. Oh, that's me. 359 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,585 (clatters) 360 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,057 -Booker? -Hi, Mom. 361 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,851 Whatchu you doing here? 362 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,353 -What are you doing here? -Well, I may have accidentally admitted 363 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,856 that I was psychic on a hidden camera. 364 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,191 -Fridge cam? -Fridge cam! 365 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,068 -How did you know there was a fridge cam? -(door opens) 366 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,322 Time to see what dumb things these people said. 367 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,492 -(Neil pops) -Booker, watch out! 368 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,077 That producer guy's going to the truck! 369 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,371 Have you ever given a heads up before? 370 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,498 -(Neil pops) -Yeah, I probably should have told you. 371 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,584 I'm not a great lookout. I get distracted. 372 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,627 Ooh! An ice cream truck. Booker, you want somethin'? 373 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:23,506 ♪ ♪ 374 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,843 Pop-Pop's gonna be so hurt when he finds out he's being recast. 375 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,387 We have to get rid of these fake Victors. 376 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,306 I've got an idea. 377 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,892 Hey, do you drive a car about car-wide, 378 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,102 car-long, four car wheels? 379 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,813 It's being towed! I mean, you better get out there! 380 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,732 One down. 381 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,028 I don't know. What does a gas leak smell like? 382 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,615 Nothing? Oh, well, I'm definitely smelling nothing. 383 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,409 VICTOR: Alice, where are you? 384 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,660 We're running out of time! 385 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,912 Hey, fake Pop-Pops! 386 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,497 They're shooting a movie up the street, 387 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,624 and they're looking for a forehead double for The Rock. 388 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,841 What is going on up here? 389 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,928 I almost got trampled by a bunch of bald hunks! 390 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,681 -What is this? -No, wait! 391 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,808 These are audition lines. 392 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,935 For Victor Baxter? 393 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,436 I'm being recast? 394 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,772 Sorry, Mr. B. 395 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,525 We really didn't want you to find out this way. 396 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,403 But, that's how it works on these shows. 397 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,406 If they don't think you're interesting, they recast you. 398 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,241 The producers think I'm boring. 399 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,619 They're wrong. You're my Pop-Pop! 400 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,288 You're interesting and kind and funny. 401 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,500 And when the world sees the real you, 402 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,168 they'll love you just like I do. 403 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,632 Come on! We can't let them get away with this! 404 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,926 Yeah. Yeah, yeah! 405 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,594 I mean, whose house is this anyway? 406 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,514 Well, the show is called House of Raven. 407 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,768 I'm gonna show that producer there is only one Victor Baxter. 408 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,815 Although if there was another, I'd be okay with that guy. 409 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,235 ♪ ♪ 410 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,528 Booker, why are you here? 411 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,821 What did you say on the fridge cam? 412 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,740 Mom, now's not the time to talk about this. 413 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,033 You have to delete that footage of you 414 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,576 saying you're psychic before Jules sees it. 415 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,829 Oh, ho, ho, ho! What do we have here? 416 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,290 Raven (on monitor): Dad, listen, alright? I need to spice things up. 417 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,751 Oh no, that's it. That's what I said. Go. That's what I said. 418 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,086 -Stop! Stop! -Gah! 419 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,172 Booker? What are you doing in here? 420 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,174 Well, I accidentally spilled a secret on camera, 421 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,384 -so I came in here to delete it. -Why would you delete it? 422 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,596 Was it good? (gasps) It was good, wasn't it? 423 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,014 I, um... 424 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,599 Tell me what it is or I'll keep playing it! 425 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,850 Okay, okay, fine, fine, alright? 426 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,810 It was me admitting that I lied to my mom. 427 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,980 I told her I wanted to go to the same fashion design school 428 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,150 as she went to, but I-I don't. 429 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,362 Aw. My baby doesn't wanna be a fashion designer? 430 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,738 And look, the thing is 431 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,574 the reason I lied about being into fashion is because... 432 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,577 Well, it's a long story, but it just made her so happy. 433 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,704 Y-You love seeing your mom happy, don't you? 434 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,790 Oh, Patricia doesn't do happy. 435 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,542 Well, I hate disappointing my mom. 436 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,211 But she was just so excited, 437 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,712 I didn't know how to tell her the truth. 438 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,925 My mom means the world to me. I never meant to hurt her. 439 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,969 Aw, that's my baby. 440 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,388 So please, alright? 441 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,306 I need you to delete that footage. 442 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,308 For real. 443 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,394 Delete the footage. 444 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,106 Like, now. Use this moment to delete the footage. 445 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,399 (Raven mouthing) 446 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,195 That is such a sweet story, Booker. 447 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,739 And our audience is gonna eat it up! 448 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,950 -Oh! Oh! -(beeping, whirring) 449 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,369 Th-That was-- That was doing that when I got here. 450 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,995 Raven? 451 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,082 -Whatchu doing? -(squeaking) 452 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,334 This is not my trailer! 453 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,961 Oh! Ha, ha! You don't have a trailer! 454 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,880 Yeah, this is a reality show. You have your house. 455 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,049 Which I'ma need to call my lawyer about 456 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,884 -because I deserve a trailer. -Mm-hmm. 457 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,846 -You know, I worked hard for this-- -Ugh, not again! 458 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,640 This thing is always giving us trouble. (sighs) 459 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,685 This isn't working. I'm gonna have to pull the plug. 460 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,938 Oh! Like, but, once it reboots, it'll be back to normal. 461 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,481 (equipment beeping) 462 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,401 "Pull the plug." That's the plug he was talking about. 463 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,654 You know, to be fair, I would have got that vision wrong, too. 464 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,574 ♪ ♪ 465 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,746 Mom, I'm sorry I lied to you. 466 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,457 Yeah, I'm not crazy about that either, but, um... 467 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,460 I don't want you to feel like I'm pressuring you 468 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,628 to follow in my footsteps. 469 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,630 Design is my passion, not yours. 470 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,758 I want you to follow your own path. 471 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,926 Yeah, but the thing is 472 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,137 you've always known you were into fashion. 473 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,306 I don't know what I wanna do yet. 474 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,766 And that's okay. 475 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,351 You can figure that out on the way. 476 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,395 And I want you to go to the college that you wanna go to. 477 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,982 Okay? As long as it's within driving distance of me. 478 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,693 Thanks, Mom. 479 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,073 Raven! We need to talk. 480 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,076 Booker! That producer guy's coming. 481 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,287 You got ice cream? 482 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,206 I got one for you, too. 483 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,794 You did good, Neil. 484 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,629 You did real good. 485 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:15,924 (door shuts) 486 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,761 (sighs) Look, Jules, I don't think this is gonna work out. 487 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,097 Constantly being on camera 488 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,057 and having to watch everything we say, my family? 489 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,850 That's just too much for us. 490 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,311 But, you know, the reality show is my thing, 491 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,604 not theirs. 492 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,606 -I couldn't agree more. -Great! (laughs) 493 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,650 But, I-I still wanna be on TV. 494 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,110 (laughs) 495 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,654 Yes, but we'll keep it focused on work from now on. 496 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,697 Okay, great. 497 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,783 -How dare you try to recast me! -Tell him, Pop-Pop! 498 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,035 There's only one Victor Baxter on the show, and it's me. 499 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,621 -Dad, Dad-- -No, no, no. I wanna hear it from him. 500 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:47,872 What do you have to say for yourself? 501 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,750 -You're not gonna be recast. -That's right. 502 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,878 -Wait, what? -We aren't filming the family anymore. 503 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,256 Just Raven. We'll be at the loft tomorrow 504 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,883 for the real first day of... House of Raven. 505 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,343 (giggling) 506 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,512 -See you at 6:00. -Okay, great. 507 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,222 -A.M. -Less great. 508 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,059 I'm so confused. 509 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,894 I-I was fine, and then I was upset, 510 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,062 and then I was yelling. 511 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,064 Well, that is the biz, Mr. B. 512 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,900 You know, I'm just happy I could be here to help everyone 513 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,153 get through their first day of production. 514 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,529 You know, when I was on The Gardunkians-- 515 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,115 Yeah, I'm tired. I'ma go... I'ma just... 516 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,743 I'ma head to bed. I got an early morning. 517 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,369 -Yeah, so tired. -Me too, I'm beat. 518 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,829 Wait a minute! Hold up now then! 519 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,497 They're not filming y'all anymore. 520 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,167 I-I'm the one who has to go to work early. 521 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,003 Y'all got all the time in the world. 522 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:38,423 Ivy, girl, you know? You could tell them about the biz. 523 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,926 Okay. So, it was my first day on set... 524 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,179 And they gave me a walkie-talkie, 525 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,014 only they call it a walkie. 526 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,766 See, you'd think they'd call it a talkie... 527 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:50,060 (quietly) And they say I'm boring. 528 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,605 ♪ ♪ 529 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,399 Welcome to the second round of the Victor auditions. 530 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,734 Now, this time, 531 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,819 you're gonna play the character in the real world. 532 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,946 Victor 1, you're going to the eye doctor. 533 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,616 Victor 2, you're gonna renew our passports. 534 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,285 And you, Handsome Victor, 535 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,246 you're going to high school reunion. (laughs) 536 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,874 And don't have too much fun! We're a married man! 537 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,084 Remember that! 538 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,169 ♪ ♪