1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:06,297 Okay, team, The Weeknd just announced a super-secret show, 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,883 and tickets go on sale tonight at 9:00 p.m. 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,176 Now, if we're gonna get 'em, 4 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,638 we have to execute our plan perfectly. Neil? 5 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,766 At 8:50, I will enter my exclusive access code, 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,059 which I have written on this hand. 7 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,019 Nothin' there. 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,979 Which I have written on this hand. 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,815 -Ivy? -Once that's done, 10 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,400 I will put in my mom's credit card number, 11 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:26,818 which I have been authorized to use 12 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,653 up to a certain amount. No merch. 13 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,114 Then at exactly 8:59 and 59 seconds, 14 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,450 I will choose our seats and press enter. 15 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,286 Then guess who's going to The Weeknd? 16 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,747 Ya girl's going to The Weeknd! 17 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,831 What? How'd you get tickets? 18 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:40,957 They're not even on sale yet. 19 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:43,251 Paige's mom works at the venue. 20 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,754 She got us VIP tickets. 21 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,172 Paige was allowed to take one friend, 22 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,673 and she chose me! 23 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,134 You know, it's good to have VIP friends. No offense. 24 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,221 (laughing) Alice! 25 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,974 My favorite cousin! 26 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,810 Have I told you how much of my favorite cousin you are? 27 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,771 Forget it. Paige can't get you tickets. 28 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,315 Well, now you're my second favorite cousin. 29 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,567 Well, I might be second favorite cousin, 30 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,487 but I'm first row at The Weeknd! Chumps. 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,366 Did she just call us chumps? 32 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,160 (theme music playing) 33 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,787 ♪ Ha-ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪ 34 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,663 ♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪ 35 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,665 ♪ But then life had other plans ♪ 36 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,792 ♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪ 37 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,543 ♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪ 38 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,546 ♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪ 39 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,131 ♪ New city I'm finding my way ♪ 40 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,384 -♪ It's gonna take some time ♪ -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ 41 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,386 -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪ -♪ It might be wild ♪ 42 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,679 ♪ But ya know that we make it work ♪ 43 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,056 ♪ We're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪ 44 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,100 -♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 45 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,893 -♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ 46 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,978 -♪ It's our crowd! ♪ -♪ Might be tough ♪ 47 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,855 ♪ But together we make it look good ♪ 48 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,316 ♪ Down for each other like family should ♪ 49 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,610 -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ When it's tough ♪ 50 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,613 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ -♪ We got love ♪ 51 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,990 ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather ya know we gon' shine ♪ 52 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,410 ♪ There for each other ya know it's our time ♪ 53 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,704 (laughing) Yep! That's us. 54 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,123 ♪♪ 55 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,210 ♪♪ 56 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,337 Okay. All we have to do is hit enter, 57 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,672 and those tickets will be ours. 58 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,673 Yes. 59 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:12,882 -We're in... -IVY AND NEIL: Yes! 60 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,342 -...line. -Argh! 61 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,428 There's a queue. 62 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,596 There are 2,001 people ahead of us. 63 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,223 VICTOR: How's it goin' with the tickets? 64 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,725 Terrible. It's going to take forever! 65 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,726 Well, don't give up. 66 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,310 One of my favorite memories from high school 67 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,687 is when Chelsea, Eddie, and I 68 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,022 went to the Boyz 'N Motion concert. 69 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,773 (squeals) That was a night I'll never forget. 70 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,859 Also-- Also the night I was banned 71 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,944 from the San Francisco Civic Auditorium. 72 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,282 So that's why we couldn't go see the Harlem Globetrotters. 73 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,702 I got a concert memory I will never forget. 74 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,287 It was 1981. 75 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,580 The crowd was cheering, 76 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,957 and my track suit was funky fresh! And then-- 77 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,459 And as much as I wanna hear 78 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,752 about the funky fresh olden days, 79 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,754 we can't risk falling asleep. 80 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,548 Yeah, Dad, let's let them have their time 81 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,467 -and we can go to bed. -I'm not sleepy yet. 82 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,843 Why don't you tell yourself that concert story? 83 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,261 You'll fall asleep. Let's go. 84 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,846 (computer chimes) 85 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,473 Ooh! The line moved. 86 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,142 We're gonna have to stay up all night to get those tickets. 87 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,561 Then we're staying up all night. 88 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,982 ♪♪ 89 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,990 (snoring) 90 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,917 Hey, what're you guys still doin' here? 91 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,920 Is it morning? 92 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,088 Yeah! 93 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,839 Did you guys get tickets? 94 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,008 ALL THREE: The tickets! 95 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,427 No, no, no, no, no! 96 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,137 We missed our chance! Get back in line and refresh! 97 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,223 -Refresh, refresh. -It's sold out. 98 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,391 This is a nightmare! 99 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,102 Well, I can get you three tickets... 100 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,604 to some pancakes. 101 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:53,817 Really? Grandpa? Jokes? At a time like this? 102 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,362 But we will take those pancakes, though. 103 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,285 I can't believe we're not going. 104 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,454 You know, this was supposed to be the night of our lives. 105 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,417 (whooshing) 106 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,003 This is definitely a night we'll never forget. 107 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,630 ♪♪ 108 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,343 You guys, I just had a vision of us at the concert! 109 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,261 How do we get the tickets? 110 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,303 It was a vision, Ivy. 111 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,722 You know I have no clue! 112 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,390 But we can't give up. Let's go! 113 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,064 You're right, let's take those pancakes to go. 114 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,112 Hey. 115 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,448 I-- I need your help picking an outfit for the concert. 116 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,450 Should I wear this purple shirt, 117 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,618 this purple shirt, 118 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,412 or this purple shirt? 119 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,039 Why don't you wear the blue one we just bought? 120 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,331 I can't wear blue. 121 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,667 Paige and I agreed that we would wear purple tops, 122 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,336 white shoes, and a purple scrunchie. 123 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,713 I mean, how else will people know we're best friends? 124 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,965 I guess you could've made signs. 125 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,134 You don't think that would be too extra? 126 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,635 I thought that would be too extra. 127 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,471 Now I'm thinking we should make signs! 128 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,098 Okay. (chuckling) Hold on now. Calm down. 129 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,892 I didn't know you and Paige were so tight. 130 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,101 Of course, we are. 131 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,520 I mean, we sit together at lunch every day, 132 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,606 and of everyone, she picked me to go to the concert. 133 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,608 -We even finish each other's-- -Sentences? 134 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,861 Whoa, now, Auntie Rae. Only Paige gets to do that. 135 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,197 So what time is Paige's mom coming 136 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,323 to pick you up for the concert? 137 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,616 Uh, I don't know. 138 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,576 I texted Paige, but she never texted me back. 139 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,078 You're gonna have so much fun. 140 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,496 I remember my first concert-- 141 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,790 -(phone chimes) -No time, Pop-Pop. It's Paige! 142 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,794 What's wrong? 143 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,880 -She uninvited me. -What? 144 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,591 She said she was taking me 145 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,259 because her friend Sarah was out of town, 146 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,471 but Sarah came home early so Paige is taking her. 147 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,015 I am so sorry, Alice. 148 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,894 Who... Who needs concerts? 149 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,229 You can stay at home with me. 150 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,605 We'll play cards. 151 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,649 I'll throw some salami on a cracker. 152 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:58,942 I'll even wear purple. 153 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,902 That's okay, Pop-Pop. 154 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,278 I think I just wanna be alone. 155 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,909 Okay, that hurt my heart. 156 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,661 We can cheer her up. 157 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,122 You get the cards. I'll get the salami. 158 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,791 Enough with the salami, bruh! 159 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:19,629 ♪♪ 160 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,464 Hey, good news! 161 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,258 Dave has three tickets to The Weeknd concert! 162 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,551 -That's great! -Also, bad news, 163 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:25,593 they're not for sale. 164 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,345 He's taking his fiancée and her mother. 165 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,305 Why didn't you tell me that first? 166 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,432 'Cause I wanted you to feel the joy 167 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,350 of having tickets for one second, like I did. 168 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,561 I miss that feeling. 169 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,147 I don't get it. 170 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,274 Your vision said we were going to that concert. 171 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,443 There's no way anyone's gonna give up their tickets. 172 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,286 Oh, what just happened? 173 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,205 Apparently, Dave's fiancée saw a text from his ex-girlfriend, 174 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,999 even though he said they don't talk anymore. 175 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,460 What? I read lips. 176 00:06:58,626 --> 00:06:59,627 Good to know. 177 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,629 So did we just get tickets to The Weeknd? 178 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,673 Well, Dave's fiancée, Sharon, said 179 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,176 she and her mother would never go to a concert 180 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,720 with a man who lies and cheats. 181 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,930 Or likes his sheets. 182 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,098 That last part was hard to read. 183 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,683 This is amazing! 184 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,851 I mean, not for Dave and Sharon, 185 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,102 but we're going to the show! 186 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,229 NEIL: Move it, Dave! 187 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,443 Guys, I found a way to get tickets. 188 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,944 No need. We got tickets from Dave. 189 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,947 Oh. Well, that is good news, because for my thing, 190 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,159 we were gonna have to do something pretty dark. 191 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,911 I told you guys this was gonna work. 192 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,996 This is gonna be the best night of our lives. 193 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,208 Uh, Booker, I think they're getting back together. 194 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:40,877 NEIL: Huh! 195 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,673 So Dave's sister and his ex have the same name. 196 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,093 So the text his fiancée saw was actually from his sister. 197 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,970 Oh, what? You don't read lips? 198 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,847 You think he forgot about the tickets? 199 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,684 I guess not. 200 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,936 All right, Neil, looks like we're doing your thing. 201 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,437 NEIL: Okay. 202 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,773 But... 203 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,275 you two can't tell anyone where we're going. 204 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,944 Well, we don't know where we're going. 205 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,613 (whispering) Ivy gets it. 206 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,454 Tasha, I know you'd never invite me to a concert 207 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,206 and then take another doll. 208 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,332 What's that? 209 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,919 Depends on who it is? Girl, that's cold. 210 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,422 Look at her. Poor baby. 211 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,507 I can't believe that ticket taker-backer Paige 212 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,717 uninvited her to the concert. 213 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,719 You know what? I'm calling Paige's mama. 214 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,637 No, I'ma call the principal. 215 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,849 Wait a minute! I'ma call the police. 216 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,642 Rae, that's not gonna do anything. 217 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,477 Oh, you thinkin' I should call the FBI? 218 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,938 Yeah, we goin' federal with this one! 219 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,442 I just hate seeing her so sad. 220 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,736 She was really excited to go to that concert. 221 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,738 I know it's tough. 222 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:50,739 It was always hard 223 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,323 seeing you upset when you were little, 224 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,533 especially knowing 225 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,285 there was nothing I could do to fix it. 226 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,246 Sometimes you just gotta let it work itself out. 227 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,042 You're not gonna let it work itself out, are you? 228 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,543 You know I'm not about to do that, Daddy. 229 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,090 Alice, how would you like to see The Weeknd from backstage? 230 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,468 (gasps) You know someone who can get us backstage? 231 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,470 No, but you know someone who can get us backstage. 232 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,305 -Is it you? -It's me! 233 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,269 ♪♪ 234 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,358 Hey, we have to get rid of our phones? 235 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,777 Where are we? 236 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,945 Just stay cool. Follow me. 237 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,073 ANNOUNCER: Ooh, he's on his back. 238 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,616 Looks like he's not getting up! 239 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,826 And... it's over, folks! 240 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,703 God, why did you bring us here? 241 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:39,788 There's this punk named Andie 242 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,289 who has three tickets to the show. 243 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,665 If you wanna go to that concert, 244 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,209 we got to take that loudmouth down. 245 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,543 Whoa, whoa, Neil, Neil, 246 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,921 there's no concert tickets worth fighting over. 247 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,756 What? No. I'm not gonna fight for it. 248 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,965 No, I'm gonna race for it. 249 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,175 Well, I'm not. 250 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,886 Donashello is! 251 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,137 Any other takers? 252 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,514 Anybody else wanna come up here 253 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,557 and try to get these tickets? 254 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,351 Yeah, I'll take some of that action. 255 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,396 Oh, look who decided to show his face. 256 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,731 You wanna get dusted again, Neil? 257 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,775 Oh, not today, Andie. 258 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,819 Donashello and I have been training hard. 259 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,237 You can't tell, 260 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,905 but she is shredded under that shell. 261 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,990 We're taking you down. 262 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,285 All right, if you win, you get these tickets. 263 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,706 But if I win, you know what I want. 264 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,958 Wh-- Wh-- Wh-- What does she want? 265 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,501 Don't worry about it. 266 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,671 I'm not gonna lose. Let's do this. 267 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,845 All right, buddy. No pressure. 268 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,430 But the only thing standing between my friends 269 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,849 and the best night of our lives is this race. 270 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,642 But, again, no pressure. 271 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,770 You here to run your mouth or run this race? 272 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,022 Can't I do both? 273 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,652 (buzzer buzzing) 274 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,863 Go, Donashello! Mama needs tickets. 275 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:55,947 And so does Daddy! 276 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,616 I just made it weird, didn't I? 277 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,245 Look at her go! She's like lightning! 278 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,046 H-- H-- How long does this usually take? 279 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,548 Well, last time, she finished in 10 flat. 280 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,841 Hours or days? 281 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,636 ♪♪ 282 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,889 This is so exciting, Auntie Rae! 283 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,557 You know, I'm glad Paige uninvited me. 284 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,517 Being backstage is gonna be way better! 285 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,727 So what's the plan? 286 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,978 Alice, please. 287 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,064 I have my own TV show, okay? 288 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,691 I'm a celebrity, all right? 289 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,901 The rules are different for us. 290 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,153 Just follow me. We'll walk right in. 291 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,864 You're not on the list. You're not coming in. 292 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,283 I don't care if you are Tom Holland. 293 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,202 (bouncer grunts) 294 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,128 We gon' need a new plan. 295 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,424 ♪♪ 296 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,845 Hey, hey, the racers are nearing the finish line. 297 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:01,888 Where's Ivy? 298 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,808 You bought a T-shirt? 299 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,434 I thought your mom said you couldn't buy merch. 300 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,435 Don't worry. 301 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,853 I bought her one too. 302 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,689 Donashello's winning! 303 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,899 Those tickets are as good as ours! 304 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,276 Look at her! There's no way she can lose now! 305 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,114 ♪♪ 306 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,707 No! 307 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,962 No! 308 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,846 I won! 309 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,182 Looks like I'm going to The Weeknd, 310 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,018 and I got a prom date. 311 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,436 Right, Neil? 312 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,479 That was the agreement. 313 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,982 I will unblock your number so we can discuss the details. 314 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,317 Oh, and get Donashello a sitter, 315 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,194 you're gonna be out late! 316 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,323 Wait, she's gonna be your date? 317 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,994 Hey, I knew the risks going in, all right? 318 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,078 Look, when you turtle race, 319 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,997 you either go big or you go to prom. 320 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,166 I guess we're not going to that concert after all. 321 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,420 Hey, wait, I've got, like, 40 messages from Dave. 322 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,756 He and his fiancée broke up again. 323 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,758 He left us his tickets at the box office! 324 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,301 Wait-- Well, we only have 15 minutes. 325 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,886 We have to get there before they shut the doors! 326 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,679 And before Dave and Sharon fall in love again 327 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,014 and ruin our night. Let's go! 328 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,267 ♪♪ 329 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,147 I can't believe you just had this outfit in your car. 330 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,484 Alice, a woman should never be without lipstick, 331 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,027 strong breath mints, 332 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,113 and a disguise kit with at least seven wigs. 333 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,824 So how am I getting into this concert? 334 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,286 Well, I'm going to pose as Tugboat. 335 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,954 (in a deep voice) Yeah, I'm a seasoned roadie 336 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,166 that's been on tour with the likes of Pink Floyd 337 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,043 and-- and Pit Bull. Yeah. 338 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,379 The road is my only life. 339 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,465 I got no home. I got no family. 340 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,801 (in normal voice) I got no health insurance. 341 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,429 Okay, so-- so what's my backstory? 342 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,722 You're crate. 343 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,683 Get in! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 344 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,017 So here's what's gonna happen. 345 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,060 We're gonna get in there, 346 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,520 I'm gonna open it up, let you out. 347 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,106 And bam! Backstage at The Weeknd! 348 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,108 Auntie Rae, can't I just be a roadie? 349 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,526 (in a deep voice) Little girl. 350 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,152 That's against union rules. 351 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,697 And the name is Tugboat. 352 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,658 (in normal voice) Good in there? 353 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,618 (squeals) Okay. 354 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,995 Get ready, Alice. We're getting in, okay? 355 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,831 (clears throat) 356 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,131 (in a deep voice) Hey, what's up, brother? How you doing? 357 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,549 Yeah, cool. So listen. 358 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,968 I got a crate here full of, uh, extension cords 359 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,387 for The Weeknd's air fryer, 360 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,681 uh, mini toaster, and mini fridge. 361 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,766 You know the rock stars and their small appliances. 362 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,018 (chuckling) You know what I mean? 363 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,728 Oh, thanks, man. Yeah. 364 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,604 Ooh, it's heavy! I'll do it, though. 365 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,690 Don't worry about it, bro. I got it, right? 366 00:14:58,773 --> 00:14:59,983 Equality, man. Equality. 367 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,739 Man, I love roadie life. 368 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,408 Making sure the amps are amped and the speakers speaking. 369 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,952 This guy knows. You know, right, bro? 370 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,203 Yeah, you do. Yeah. 371 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,336 (in normal voice) Right. Coast is clear, Alice. Here we go. 372 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,212 Hey, I need you to come with me. 373 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,589 (in a deep voice) Yeah, yeah, fo sho, man. 374 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,923 But, um, can I bring my crate? 375 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,759 What? No. 376 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,052 Rooster'll take the crate. 377 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,219 I need you to pull some stingers. 378 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,596 Direct support goes on in 30. 379 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,431 Yeah, uh-- Hey, hey, hey, bro, you can't take this. 380 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,767 There's a really important piece of equipment in there. 381 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,227 Don't worry. Rooster's real careful. 382 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,604 Okay. All right. 383 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,189 -(thuds) -Oh, careful, Rooster! 384 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,775 Those extension cords are as delicate as a 10-year-old girl, 385 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,527 which... they are... not. 386 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,072 Hey! I need you to plug this in. 387 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,449 RAVEN: Yeah, for sure. I will plug that in. 388 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,993 Where's the plug at? Where is it? 389 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,787 Where is the plug? 390 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,871 -Up there. -Where? 391 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,006 Oh, my. Alice, hold on! 392 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,758 Auntie Tugboat's comin' for you. 393 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,803 ♪♪ 394 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,931 Come on, Booker. We only got 11 minutes until the concert starts. 395 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,391 Oh, we're really flying now. 396 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,559 Look at all that steam coming out the engine. 397 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,812 There's not supposed to be steam coming out the engine. 398 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,523 In that case, we have a problem. 399 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,691 (engine sputters) 400 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,776 The car is dead! What do we do now? 401 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,654 We find a new set of wheels. 402 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,698 All right, don't worry, Janine, okay? 403 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,449 Daddy will be back. 404 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,034 You are making it weird again. 405 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,369 My bad. 406 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,125 ♪♪ 407 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,710 -You plug in that cable? -Yeah, sure did. 408 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,836 I don't know what I plugged it into. 409 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:43,753 I had my eyes closed. 410 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,005 Tugboat don't do heights. 411 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,632 -All right, well, now I need-- -Uh, you know what, brother? 412 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,592 No. I'm not gonna do that. 413 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,721 Because I am late for my break. 414 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,305 Unless you wanna pay me overtime. 415 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,932 Whoa, whoa. We don't use the O-word around here. 416 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,517 -Okay, get to breaking. -Okay. Good. 417 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,685 Break on. 418 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,021 I gotta find Alice. 419 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,232 Hey, great idea, Ivy! 420 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,067 We're definitely gonna make The Weeknd now! 421 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,029 Booker, why're you stopping? 422 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,363 My battery's going dead. 423 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,740 Go-- Go ahead. I'll catch up. 424 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,659 Oh, no, mine's dying too! 425 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,870 Don't worry, I'll get those tickets 426 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,329 and I'll hold the door open for ya. 427 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,249 I'm coming, The Weeknd! 428 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,919 And... my battery died, didn't it? 429 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:26,796 Yeah. 430 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,674 -What now? -I know. Follow me. 431 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,346 ♪♪ 432 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:58,703 (train rattling) 433 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,708 ♪♪ 434 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,026 ♪♪ 435 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,577 (Alice grunting) 436 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,671 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, The Weeknd! 437 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,007 -(music playing) -(crowd cheering) 438 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,049 Yes! 439 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,595 RAVEN: Alice, there you are. Thank goodness! 440 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,265 This is awesome! The Weeknd is right there! 441 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,267 I know. I told you my disguise would work. 442 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,601 Do they always work? 443 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,895 (sputters) Enough. To where I keep on doing it. 444 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,779 You good? 445 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,698 Yeah. 446 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,576 Yeah, I'm backstage at The Weeknd, 447 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,827 having a great time. 448 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,663 This is better than VIP seats. 449 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,748 Having a great time. 450 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,000 No, you're not. 451 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,794 No, I'm not. 452 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,004 I-- I don't understand. 453 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,881 I'm at the concert, so why am I still sad? 454 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,343 Well, maybe it's not about the concert. 455 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,763 It's about you going to the concert with Paige. 456 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,683 What did I do? Why does she not wanna go to the concert with me? 457 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,602 No, no, no. It has nothing to do with you. 458 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,936 This is not about you, okay? 459 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,022 It still hurts. 460 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,024 Of course, it hurts. And I hate that. 461 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,192 That's why I brought you here, 462 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,777 so you don't have to think about it. 463 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:54,778 Yeah. 464 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,363 And it worked. 465 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,614 For a second. 466 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,991 Yeah, I had a lot of time to think in that crate. 467 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,203 The truth is you're growing up, 468 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,537 and a lot of things are gonna happen, 469 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,872 and it's going to hurt. 470 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,291 Mm, I guess my dad was right. 471 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,419 I can't fix it, but I could always be here for you. 472 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,797 Well, if you gotta hurt, 473 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,256 hurting backstage at The Weeknd 474 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,591 is a pretty good place to do it. 475 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,884 Okay! 476 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,969 Thanks for being there for me, Auntie. 477 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,054 Always and forever. 478 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,515 What do you think you're doing? 479 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,016 (in a deep voice) You know, we just chilling back here. 480 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,518 You know, kick-- kicking it. 481 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:27,477 About to get kicked out of here. 482 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,270 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 483 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,523 -You are forgetting something. -What's that? 484 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,526 Your union-mandated break. 485 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,819 Oh, good looking out, Tugboat. 486 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,821 Ha-ha! I'll be back in 15. 487 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,905 -Okay. -20, tops. 488 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,073 (chuckles) Right. 489 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,324 (in normal voice) You know what that means? 490 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,409 We got 19 minutes to dance. 491 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,493 Yeah! 492 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,996 ♪♪ 493 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,836 ♪♪ 494 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,172 Booker! You don't have to carry me. 495 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,008 I just said I had to stop and tie my shoe. 496 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,467 Yeah, and I said there's no time! 497 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,927 Ivy, move it! 498 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,139 (panting) You guys, it's too late. 499 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,640 No. No, don't give up. 500 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:06,933 I can carry you too. Get on Neil's back. 501 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,393 -Yeah. -No. No, no. no. 502 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,894 It's 8:00. They won't let us in. 503 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,105 We're not going to the concert. 504 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,609 I don't get it. 505 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,571 My vision said we were supposed to be at that concert. 506 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,700 All I wanted is for us to have a night we would never forget. 507 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,119 Well, I know I'll never forget 508 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,413 Ivy dangling from that pedicab. 509 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,165 That was embarrassing. 510 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,461 Thank you so much for driving. Five stars. 511 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,672 Yeah? Well, I'm not the one who got a prom date 512 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,341 by losing an underground turtle race. 513 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,345 Did I lose or did Donashello throw it? 514 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,348 All right, she's been trying to get Andie and I together for a while. 515 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,350 Haven't you, girl? 516 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,145 Oh, yeah, and when Janine broke down, 517 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,563 I thought Booker's head was gonna explode. 518 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,607 Hey-- Hold on. I kept it cool. 519 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,943 Okay, I could've kept it a little cooler. 520 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,405 Hey, you know what? 521 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,532 I don't think getting into that concert 522 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,576 was supposed to be our big senior year memory. 523 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,789 I think the crazy day we just had trying to get in was. 524 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,707 Yeah. 525 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,334 This is definitely a night we'll never forget. 526 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,045 Hey, Neil, have you been wearing Donashello 527 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,421 under your shirt all day? 528 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,924 Well, I wear Donashello under my shirt every day. 529 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,967 Good... to... know. 530 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:30,558 (concert crowd cheering) 531 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,813 ♪♪ 532 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,066 I never realized going to concerts makes you so hungry. 533 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,484 It's not the going that makes you hungry, 534 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,985 it's the getting chased out. 535 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,656 Now that you're home, 536 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,658 I'm gonna tell you about my favorite concert memory. 537 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,118 -I'm good. -I'll pass. 538 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,285 Don't do that. 539 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,413 You're in my house, eating my food. 540 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,206 You gonna listen to my story. 541 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,042 It was 1981. 542 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:57,836 The room was packed. 543 00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,754 The crowd was wild. 544 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,048 And Run-DMV was about to take the stage. 545 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:04,259 Dad, I think you mean Run-DMC. 546 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,886 When I was in it, it was called Run-DMV. 547 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,013 And in case you haven't caught up, 548 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,099 the V stood for your boy... Victor. 549 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,308 Wait a minute. Hold on. 550 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,728 How did I not know you were in Run-DMC? 551 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,771 Because you never let me finish the story! 552 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:17,814 (chuckling) Hold up. 553 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,149 Are you trying to say you were a rapper? 554 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,567 You tell me. 555 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,028 ♪♪ 556 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,279 ♪ I was walking down the street ♪ 557 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,655 ♪ And saw a honey named Tanya ♪ 558 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,741 ♪ She was hot and fresh like my mama's lasagna ♪ 559 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,075 Okay. Okay, man. 560 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,160 That's my mama you talking about. 561 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,578 And my granny! 562 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,704 ♪ I smelled her perfume ♪ 563 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:33,788 ♪ It was nice and fruity ♪ 564 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,290 ♪ And when she walked away I saw her-- ♪ 565 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,376 Okay! Okay. You two, up into the bed! 566 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,794 Y'all just-- Night-night. 567 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:40,879 And you... 568 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,922 You, sir, you gon' call my mama 569 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,799 and apologize for getting nasty. 570 00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,885 ♪♪ 571 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,871 Captioned by Point.360