Okay, team, The Weeknd just announced a super-secret show,
and tickets go on sale tonight at 9:00 p.m.
Now, if we're gonna get 'em,
we have to execute our plan perfectly. Neil?
At 8:50, I will enter my exclusive access code,
which I have written on this hand.
Nothin' there.
Which I have written on this hand.
-Ivy? -Once that's done,
I will put in my mom's credit card number,
which I have been authorized to use
up to a certain amount. No merch.
Then at exactly 8:59 and 59 seconds,
I will choose our seats and press enter.
Then guess who's going to The Weeknd?
Ya girl's going to The Weeknd!
What? How'd you get tickets?
They're not even on sale yet.
Paige's mom works at the venue.
She got us VIP tickets.
Paige was allowed to take one friend,
and she chose me!
You know, it's good to have VIP friends. No offense.
(laughing) Alice!
My favorite cousin!
Have I told you how much of my favorite cousin you are?
Forget it. Paige can't get you tickets.
Well, now you're my second favorite cousin.
Well, I might be second favorite cousin,
but I'm first row at The Weeknd! Chumps.
Did she just call us chumps?
(theme music playing)
♪ Ha-ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪
♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪
♪ But then life had other plans ♪
♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪
♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪
♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪
♪ New city I'm finding my way ♪
-♪ It's gonna take some time ♪ -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪ -♪ It might be wild ♪
♪ But ya know that we make it work ♪
♪ We're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪
-♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
-♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
-♪ It's our crowd! ♪ -♪ Might be tough ♪
♪ But together we make it look good ♪
♪ Down for each other like family should ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ When it's tough ♪
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ -♪ We got love ♪
♪ 'Cause no matter the weather ya know we gon' shine ♪
♪ There for each other ya know it's our time ♪
(laughing) Yep! That's us.
♪♪
Okay. All we have to do is hit enter,
and those tickets will be ours.
Yes.
-We're in... -IVY AND NEIL: Yes!
-...line. -Argh!
There's a queue.
There are 2,001 people ahead of us.
VICTOR: How's it goin' with the tickets?
Terrible. It's going to take forever!
Well, don't give up.
One of my favorite memories from high school
is when Chelsea, Eddie, and I
went to the Boyz 'N Motion concert.
(squeals) That was a night I'll never forget.
Also-- Also the night I was banned
from the San Francisco Civic Auditorium.
So that's why we couldn't go see the Harlem Globetrotters.
I got a concert memory I will never forget.
It was 1981.
The crowd was cheering,
and my track suit was funky fresh! And then--
And as much as I wanna hear
about the funky fresh olden days,
we can't risk falling asleep.
Yeah, Dad, let's let them have their time
-and we can go to bed. -I'm not sleepy yet.
Why don't you tell yourself that concert story?
You'll fall asleep. Let's go.
(computer chimes)
Ooh! The line moved.
We're gonna have to stay up all night to get those tickets.
Then we're staying up all night.
♪♪
(snoring)
Hey, what're you guys still doin' here?
Is it morning?
Yeah!
Did you guys get tickets?
ALL THREE: The tickets!
No, no, no, no, no!
We missed our chance! Get back in line and refresh!
-Refresh, refresh. -It's sold out.
This is a nightmare!
Well, I can get you three tickets...
to some pancakes.
Really? Grandpa? Jokes? At a time like this?
But we will take those pancakes, though.
I can't believe we're not going.
You know, this was supposed to be the night of our lives.
(whooshing)
This is definitely a night we'll never forget.
♪♪
You guys, I just had a vision of us at the concert!
How do we get the tickets?
It was a vision, Ivy.
You know I have no clue!
But we can't give up. Let's go!
You're right, let's take those pancakes to go.
Hey.
I-- I need your help picking an outfit for the concert.
Should I wear this purple shirt,
or this purple shirt?
Why don't you wear the blue one we just bought?
I can't wear blue.
Paige and I agreed that we would wear purple tops,
white shoes, and a purple scrunchie.
I mean, how else will people know we're best friends?
I guess you could've made signs.
You don't think that would be too extra?
I thought that would be too extra.
Now I'm thinking we should make signs!
Okay. (chuckling) Hold on now. Calm down.
I didn't know you and Paige were so tight.
Of course, we are.
I mean, we sit together at lunch every day,
and of everyone, she picked me to go to the concert.
-We even finish each other's-- -Sentences?
Whoa, now, Auntie Rae. Only Paige gets to do that.
So what time is Paige's mom coming
to pick you up for the concert?
Uh, I don't know.
I texted Paige, but she never texted me back.
You're gonna have so much fun.
I remember my first concert--
-(phone chimes) -No time, Pop-Pop. It's Paige!
What's wrong?
-She uninvited me. -What?
She said she was taking me
because her friend Sarah was out of town,
but Sarah came home early so Paige is taking her.
I am so sorry, Alice.
Who... Who needs concerts?
You can stay at home with me.
We'll play cards.
I'll throw some salami on a cracker.
I'll even wear purple.
That's okay, Pop-Pop.
I think I just wanna be alone.
Okay, that hurt my heart.
We can cheer her up.
You get the cards. I'll get the salami.
Enough with the salami, bruh!
♪♪
Hey, good news!
Dave has three tickets to The Weeknd concert!
-That's great! -Also, bad news,
they're not for sale.
He's taking his fiancée and her mother.
Why didn't you tell me that first?
'Cause I wanted you to feel the joy
of having tickets for one second, like I did.
I miss that feeling.
I don't get it.
Your vision said we were going to that concert.
There's no way anyone's gonna give up their tickets.
Oh, what just happened?
Apparently, Dave's fiancée saw a text from his ex-girlfriend,
even though he said they don't talk anymore.
What? I read lips.
Good to know.
So did we just get tickets to The Weeknd?
Well, Dave's fiancée, Sharon, said
she and her mother would never go to a concert
with a man who lies and cheats.
Or likes his sheets.
That last part was hard to read.
This is amazing!
I mean, not for Dave and Sharon,
but we're going to the show!
NEIL: Move it, Dave!
Guys, I found a way to get tickets.
No need. We got tickets from Dave.
Oh. Well, that is good news, because for my thing,
we were gonna have to do something pretty dark.
I told you guys this was gonna work.
This is gonna be the best night of our lives.
Uh, Booker, I think they're getting back together.
NEIL: Huh!
So Dave's sister and his ex have the same name.
So the text his fiancée saw was actually from his sister.
Oh, what? You don't read lips?
You think he forgot about the tickets?
I guess not.
All right, Neil, looks like we're doing your thing.
NEIL: Okay.
But...
you two can't tell anyone where we're going.
Well, we don't know where we're going.
(whispering) Ivy gets it.
Tasha, I know you'd never invite me to a concert
and then take another doll.
What's that?
Depends on who it is? Girl, that's cold.
Look at her. Poor baby.
I can't believe that ticket taker-backer Paige
uninvited her to the concert.
You know what? I'm calling Paige's mama.
No, I'ma call the principal.
Wait a minute! I'ma call the police.
Rae, that's not gonna do anything.
Oh, you thinkin' I should call the FBI?
Yeah, we goin' federal with this one!
I just hate seeing her so sad.
She was really excited to go to that concert.
I know it's tough.
It was always hard
seeing you upset when you were little,
especially knowing
there was nothing I could do to fix it.
Sometimes you just gotta let it work itself out.
You're not gonna let it work itself out, are you?
You know I'm not about to do that, Daddy.
Alice, how would you like to see The Weeknd from backstage?
(gasps) You know someone who can get us backstage?
No, but you know someone who can get us backstage.
-Is it you? -It's me!
♪♪
Hey, we have to get rid of our phones?
Where are we?
Just stay cool. Follow me.
ANNOUNCER: Ooh, he's on his back.
Looks like he's not getting up!
And... it's over, folks!
God, why did you bring us here?
There's this punk named Andie
who has three tickets to the show.
If you wanna go to that concert,
we got to take that loudmouth down.
Whoa, whoa, Neil, Neil,
there's no concert tickets worth fighting over.
What? No. I'm not gonna fight for it.
No, I'm gonna race for it.
Well, I'm not.
Donashello is!
Any other takers?
Anybody else wanna come up here
and try to get these tickets?
Yeah, I'll take some of that action.
Oh, look who decided to show his face.
You wanna get dusted again, Neil?
Oh, not today, Andie.
Donashello and I have been training hard.
You can't tell,
but she is shredded under that shell.
We're taking you down.
All right, if you win, you get these tickets.
But if I win, you know what I want.
Wh-- Wh-- Wh-- What does she want?
Don't worry about it.
I'm not gonna lose. Let's do this.
All right, buddy. No pressure.
But the only thing standing between my friends
and the best night of our lives is this race.
But, again, no pressure.
You here to run your mouth or run this race?
Can't I do both?
(buzzer buzzing)
Go, Donashello! Mama needs tickets.
And so does Daddy!
I just made it weird, didn't I?
Look at her go! She's like lightning!
H-- H-- How long does this usually take?
Well, last time, she finished in 10 flat.
Hours or days?
♪♪
This is so exciting, Auntie Rae!
You know, I'm glad Paige uninvited me.
Being backstage is gonna be way better!
So what's the plan?
Alice, please.
I have my own TV show, okay?
I'm a celebrity, all right?
The rules are different for us.
Just follow me. We'll walk right in.
You're not on the list. You're not coming in.
I don't care if you are Tom Holland.
(bouncer grunts)
We gon' need a new plan.
♪♪
Hey, hey, the racers are nearing the finish line.
Where's Ivy?
You bought a T-shirt?
I thought your mom said you couldn't buy merch.
Don't worry.
I bought her one too.
Donashello's winning!
Those tickets are as good as ours!
Look at her! There's no way she can lose now!
♪♪
No!
I won!
Looks like I'm going to The Weeknd,
and I got a prom date.
Right, Neil?
That was the agreement.
I will unblock your number so we can discuss the details.
Oh, and get Donashello a sitter,
you're gonna be out late!
Wait, she's gonna be your date?
Hey, I knew the risks going in, all right?
Look, when you turtle race,
you either go big or you go to prom.
I guess we're not going to that concert after all.
Hey, wait, I've got, like, 40 messages from Dave.
He and his fiancée broke up again.
He left us his tickets at the box office!
Wait-- Well, we only have 15 minutes.
We have to get there before they shut the doors!
And before Dave and Sharon fall in love again
and ruin our night. Let's go!
♪♪
I can't believe you just had this outfit in your car.
Alice, a woman should never be without lipstick,
strong breath mints,
and a disguise kit with at least seven wigs.
So how am I getting into this concert?
Well, I'm going to pose as Tugboat.
(in a deep voice) Yeah, I'm a seasoned roadie
that's been on tour with the likes of Pink Floyd
and-- and Pit Bull. Yeah.
The road is my only life.
I got no home. I got no family.
(in normal voice) I got no health insurance.
Okay, so-- so what's my backstory?
You're crate.
Get in! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So here's what's gonna happen.
We're gonna get in there,
I'm gonna open it up, let you out.
And bam! Backstage at The Weeknd!
Auntie Rae, can't I just be a roadie?
(in a deep voice) Little girl.
That's against union rules.
And the name is Tugboat.
(in normal voice) Good in there?
(squeals) Okay.
Get ready, Alice. We're getting in, okay?
(clears throat)
(in a deep voice) Hey, what's up, brother? How you doing?
Yeah, cool. So listen.
I got a crate here full of, uh, extension cords
for The Weeknd's air fryer,
uh, mini toaster, and mini fridge.
You know the rock stars and their small appliances.
(chuckling) You know what I mean?
Oh, thanks, man. Yeah.
Ooh, it's heavy! I'll do it, though.
Don't worry about it, bro. I got it, right?
Equality, man. Equality.
Man, I love roadie life.
Making sure the amps are amped and the speakers speaking.
This guy knows. You know, right, bro?
Yeah, you do. Yeah.
(in normal voice) Right. Coast is clear, Alice. Here we go.
Hey, I need you to come with me.
(in a deep voice) Yeah, yeah, fo sho, man.
But, um, can I bring my crate?
What? No.
Rooster'll take the crate.
I need you to pull some stingers.
Direct support goes on in 30.
Yeah, uh-- Hey, hey, hey, bro, you can't take this.
There's a really important piece of equipment in there.
Don't worry. Rooster's real careful.
Okay. All right.
-(thuds) -Oh, careful, Rooster!
Those extension cords are as delicate as a 10-year-old girl,
which... they are... not.
Hey! I need you to plug this in.
RAVEN: Yeah, for sure. I will plug that in.
Where's the plug at? Where is it?
Where is the plug?
-Up there. -Where?
Oh, my. Alice, hold on!
Auntie Tugboat's comin' for you.
♪♪
Come on, Booker. We only got 11 minutes until the concert starts.
Oh, we're really flying now.
Look at all that steam coming out the engine.
There's not supposed to be steam coming out the engine.
In that case, we have a problem.
(engine sputters)
The car is dead! What do we do now?
We find a new set of wheels.
All right, don't worry, Janine, okay?
Daddy will be back.
You are making it weird again.
My bad.
♪♪
-You plug in that cable? -Yeah, sure did.
I don't know what I plugged it into.
I had my eyes closed.
Tugboat don't do heights.
-All right, well, now I need-- -Uh, you know what, brother?
No. I'm not gonna do that.
Because I am late for my break.
Unless you wanna pay me overtime.
Whoa, whoa. We don't use the O-word around here.
-Okay, get to breaking. -Okay. Good.
Break on.
I gotta find Alice.
Hey, great idea, Ivy!
We're definitely gonna make The Weeknd now!
Booker, why're you stopping?
My battery's going dead.
Go-- Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Oh, no, mine's dying too!
Don't worry, I'll get those tickets
and I'll hold the door open for ya.
I'm coming, The Weeknd!
And... my battery died, didn't it?
Yeah.
-What now? -I know. Follow me.
♪♪
(train rattling)
♪♪
(Alice grunting)
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, The Weeknd!
-(music playing) -(crowd cheering)
Yes!
RAVEN: Alice, there you are. Thank goodness!
This is awesome! The Weeknd is right there!
I know. I told you my disguise would work.
Do they always work?
(sputters) Enough. To where I keep on doing it.
You good?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm backstage at The Weeknd,
having a great time.
This is better than VIP seats.
Having a great time.
No, you're not.
No, I'm not.
I-- I don't understand.
I'm at the concert, so why am I still sad?
Well, maybe it's not about the concert.
It's about you going to the concert with Paige.
What did I do? Why does she not wanna go to the concert with me?
No, no, no. It has nothing to do with you.
This is not about you, okay?
It still hurts.
Of course, it hurts. And I hate that.
That's why I brought you here,
so you don't have to think about it.
Yeah.
And it worked.
For a second.
Yeah, I had a lot of time to think in that crate.
The truth is you're growing up,
and a lot of things are gonna happen,
and it's going to hurt.
Mm, I guess my dad was right.
I can't fix it, but I could always be here for you.
Well, if you gotta hurt,
hurting backstage at The Weeknd
is a pretty good place to do it.
Okay!
Thanks for being there for me, Auntie.
Always and forever.
What do you think you're doing?
(in a deep voice) You know, we just chilling back here.
You know, kick-- kicking it.
About to get kicked out of here.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up.
-You are forgetting something. -What's that?
Your union-mandated break.
Oh, good looking out, Tugboat.
Ha-ha! I'll be back in 15.
-Okay. -20, tops.
(chuckles) Right.
(in normal voice) You know what that means?
We got 19 minutes to dance.
Yeah!
♪♪
Booker! You don't have to carry me.
I just said I had to stop and tie my shoe.
Yeah, and I said there's no time!
Ivy, move it!
(panting) You guys, it's too late.
No. No, don't give up.
I can carry you too. Get on Neil's back.
-Yeah. -No. No, no. no.
It's 8:00. They won't let us in.
We're not going to the concert.
I don't get it.
My vision said we were supposed to be at that concert.
All I wanted is for us to have a night we would never forget.
Well, I know I'll never forget
Ivy dangling from that pedicab.
That was embarrassing.
Thank you so much for driving. Five stars.
Yeah? Well, I'm not the one who got a prom date
by losing an underground turtle race.
Did I lose or did Donashello throw it?
All right, she's been trying to get Andie and I together for a while.
Haven't you, girl?
Oh, yeah, and when Janine broke down,
I thought Booker's head was gonna explode.
Hey-- Hold on. I kept it cool.
Okay, I could've kept it a little cooler.
Hey, you know what?
I don't think getting into that concert
was supposed to be our big senior year memory.
I think the crazy day we just had trying to get in was.
Yeah.
This is definitely a night we'll never forget.
Hey, Neil, have you been wearing Donashello
under your shirt all day?
Well, I wear Donashello under my shirt every day.
Good... to... know.
(concert crowd cheering)
♪♪
I never realized going to concerts makes you so hungry.
It's not the going that makes you hungry,
it's the getting chased out.
Now that you're home,
I'm gonna tell you about my favorite concert memory.
-I'm good. -I'll pass.
Don't do that.
You're in my house, eating my food.
You gonna listen to my story.
It was 1981.
The room was packed.
The crowd was wild.
And Run-DMV was about to take the stage.
Dad, I think you mean Run-DMC.
When I was in it, it was called Run-DMV.
And in case you haven't caught up,
the V stood for your boy... Victor.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
How did I not know you were in Run-DMC?
Because you never let me finish the story!
(chuckling) Hold up.
Are you trying to say you were a rapper?
You tell me.
♪♪
♪ I was walking down the street ♪
♪ And saw a honey named Tanya ♪
♪ She was hot and fresh like my mama's lasagna ♪
Okay. Okay, man.
That's my mama you talking about.
And my granny!
♪ I smelled her perfume ♪
♪ It was nice and fruity ♪
♪ And when she walked away I saw her-- ♪
Okay! Okay. You two, up into the bed!
Y'all just-- Night-night.
And you...
You, sir, you gon' call my mama
and apologize for getting nasty.
♪♪
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