1 00:00:00,751 --> 00:00:03,035 Disney channel. 2 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,372 Yes! Still got it! 3 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,379 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:17,966 hey, ivy, where were you this morning? 5 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,385 Oh, I was gonna walk with you guys, 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,186 but my new friend suggested a more efficient route. 7 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,554 What new friend? 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,722 Oh, I don't know. 9 00:00:23,808 --> 00:00:24,940 -Bam! -(booker gasps) 10 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:27,893 -the galactic 14?! -Yup. 11 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:30,195 It took six months of chores, all my birthday money, 12 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,397 and a gig playing trombone 13 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:32,931 at barry lieberman's bar mitzvah, 14 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,233 but I finally got it. 15 00:00:35,319 --> 00:00:38,770 -It's the best. 6g, seven cameras-- -ooh, ooh. 16 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,373 And 850 kids at this school that don't have it. 17 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,127 -Well, let me see. -(chuckles) no way. 18 00:00:46,497 --> 00:00:47,913 I'm not letting you touch my baby. 19 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,114 I've seen how you treat your phone. 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,449 Your screen is jacked. 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,583 Mine isn't. 22 00:00:51,669 --> 00:00:53,419 (phone screen shatters) 23 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,172 okay, now it is. 24 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,791 The only person that is touching this phone is me. 25 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:00,959 Because unlike you two, 26 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,128 I am responsible with my things. 27 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,963 I wouldn't wave that thing around if I were you. 28 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,465 We've had a string of thefts 29 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,466 in the school lately. 30 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,934 That's why I 31 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:11,270 keep the new school laptops locked up tight. 32 00:01:11,355 --> 00:01:13,405 Got the key right here. 33 00:01:15,526 --> 00:01:16,608 Can't find it, can you? 34 00:01:16,694 --> 00:01:18,110 Get to class. 35 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:19,778 (bell rings) 36 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,315 hey, ivy. 37 00:01:23,868 --> 00:01:25,117 Maybe I should hold your phone. 38 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,152 You know, for, like, safekeeping. 39 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,504 You heard what principal rivera said, 40 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,456 things have been going missing. 41 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:33,175 Hm, you touch my phone and you'll go missing. 42 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,210 (theme music playing) 43 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,329 ♪ ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪ 44 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,830 ♪ had my vision all worked out ♪ 45 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,832 ♪ but then life had other plans ♪ 46 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,217 ♪ tell 'em, mom ♪ 47 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,936 ♪ it's crazy when things turn upside down ♪ 48 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,305 ♪ but ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪ 49 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,056 ♪ new city, I'm finding my way ♪ 50 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,775 ♪ it's gonna take some time ♪ 51 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,443 -♪ yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ ya know I got you, right? ♪ 52 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,979 ♪ it might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪ 53 00:01:54,064 --> 00:01:56,315 ♪ we're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪ 54 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,734 -♪ c'mon! ♪ -♪ it's raven's home ♪ 55 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,786 -♪ we get loud! ♪ -♪ yeah, raven's home ♪ 56 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,287 ♪ it's our crowd! ♪ 57 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,623 ♪ might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪ 58 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,825 ♪ down for each other like family should ♪ 59 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:09,161 -♪ it's raven's home ♪ -♪ when it's tough ♪ 60 00:02:09,246 --> 00:02:11,630 -♪ yeah, raven's home ♪ -♪ we got love ♪ 61 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,166 ♪ 'cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪ 62 00:02:14,251 --> 00:02:16,668 ♪ there for each other, ya know it's our time ♪ 63 00:02:16,754 --> 00:02:18,003 (raven laughing) 64 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,505 yep! That's us. 65 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,673 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,010 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,982 remember, your self-portraits need to be turned in 68 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,350 by the end of the day. 69 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,569 Hm. 70 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,357 -Um, neil. -Mm? 71 00:02:38,442 --> 00:02:39,825 The portrait's supposed to be of you. 72 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,577 -Mm-hm. -That's of ms. Linda. 73 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,031 Aw, man! 74 00:02:46,116 --> 00:02:48,033 My heart overpowered my brain again. 75 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,919 I'll just stick a mustache on it. 76 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,672 -You don't have a mustache. -(chuckles) 77 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:57,259 but I have until the end of the day to grow one. 78 00:02:58,462 --> 00:03:00,512 Hey, ivy, I need to use your phone. 79 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,913 I'm tryin' to take a selfie-portrait. 80 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,765 -Use your own phone. -I did. 81 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:06,885 How'd you get that cracked effect? 82 00:03:06,971 --> 00:03:08,420 Yeah, well, you know how my screen is cracked? 83 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,089 -Mm-hm. -Turns out my lens is cracked, too. 84 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,191 Please, ivy, you gotta help me. 85 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,476 Ah, I-I can't. I'm sorry. 86 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,061 Come on. I promise I won't break it. 87 00:03:16,146 --> 00:03:17,896 I-I don't have it with me. 88 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:20,732 (sighs) okay, fine. 89 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,734 I didn't wanna tell anyone... 90 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:23,619 But-- 91 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:26,071 (whooshing) 92 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,242 I can't believe it! We caught the thief! 93 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,077 (whooshing) 94 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,298 -your phone was stolen! -What?! 95 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,616 That's why you won't let me use it! 96 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,584 Because it was stolen! 97 00:03:38,669 --> 00:03:39,718 Why would you think that? 98 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,086 I don't know. Maybe booker's psychic. 99 00:03:41,839 --> 00:03:42,971 What?! 100 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,559 Why would you-- what? 101 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,228 I'm not psychic. 102 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,630 It's just that ivy is way too responsible 103 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,599 to let anything happen to her phone. 104 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:55,400 Don't have to be psychic to know that, right? 105 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,568 Ah, that's true. 106 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:57,736 Ivy's, like, the most responsible 107 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:58,820 person in the whole school, 108 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,305 so if she doesn't have her phone, 109 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,774 it can only be because it was stolen. 110 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:04,276 Is that what happened? 111 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,247 Yeah, that, that's exactly what happened. 112 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,449 I didn't wanna say it, but I'm glad you guys did. 113 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,784 Don't worry, ivy. 114 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,287 I know how hard you worked to save up for that phone. 115 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:17,322 -We're gonna help you get it back. -You really don't have to. 116 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,458 No. We are going to catch that thief. 117 00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:21,960 All right, we'll start by compiling a list of suspects. 118 00:04:22,046 --> 00:04:23,328 Who couldn't wait to get their hands on it? 119 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,130 -You two. -And we know it wasn't us. 120 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,933 -Or do we? -Yes, we do! 121 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:31,436 ♪ ♪ 122 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,679 what a wonderful walk. Right, dad? 123 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,014 Ooh, we saw a hummingbird, 124 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:44,066 and a, a dog with a hat on its head, 125 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,817 and then, ooh, that woman 126 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:47,819 that had a carriage with a chicken in it. 127 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,322 Man, this neighborhood's gotten weird. 128 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,492 I'm sorry, rae, I didn't hear a word you said. 129 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:56,361 I was too distracted by the smell of bacon. 130 00:04:57,081 --> 00:05:00,165 Oh, well, you're gonna have a delicious bowl of oatmeal. 131 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,084 -How does that sound? -Sounds like I should've been 132 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,002 nicer to you when you were a kid. 133 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:08,340 Well, I'm gonna make sure lazlo puts flaxseed in your oatmeal 134 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,041 instead of cookie crumbles. 135 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,010 -You knew about that? -'course I did. 136 00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:14,646 Nobody asks for a second helping of flaxseed. 137 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:21,853 Is this a test? 138 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,690 Is she watchin' me? 139 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,526 You know what? 140 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,496 I'mma show her... I am not gonna eat it. 141 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,698 Who am I kiddin'? 142 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,567 Ah, ah! Sorry, partner. 143 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:36,835 This swine is mine. 144 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,707 Also have a triple espresso with a hot sauce chaser. 145 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:44,242 Burns goin' in, burns goin' out. 146 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:45,344 Lets you know you're alive. 147 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,179 -Stone. -Victor. 148 00:05:49,466 --> 00:05:51,082 Ooh, victor, my friend, 149 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,385 that's a heapin' bowl of sadness right there. 150 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,088 Sometimes she lets me put raisins in it. 151 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,390 No. 152 00:05:58,475 --> 00:06:00,025 Eating what somebody else wants you to eat? 153 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,443 That's no way to live. 154 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,278 Well, I really don't have a choice. 155 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,730 I recently had a heart attack. 156 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,432 Oh, well, shouldn't you be celebratin' the fact 157 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,067 you didn't die instead of livin' like you did? 158 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,737 I never really thought about it that way. 159 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,822 My daughter says I need to take better care of my heart. 160 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,274 Yeah, but you also gotta take care of your soul. 161 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,077 My daughter says that's what walks are for. 162 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,746 Today we saw a hummingbird. 163 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,281 Hey, yeah, and that hummingbird saw you, too. 164 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,633 You know what the hummingbird thought? 165 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:25,917 Pff. What a bummer. 166 00:06:28,005 --> 00:06:30,088 I didn't mean to bum out a hummingbird. 167 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,340 -But my daughter said-- -ah, ah, ah. 168 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,309 "my daughter says, my daughter says, my daughter says." 169 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,960 I don't wanna hear what your daughter says. 170 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,763 I wanna know what big vic want. 171 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:39,815 Big vic want bacon. 172 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,770 Alllrrrighty then, big vic! 173 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,816 That right there was the first bite of the rest of your life. 174 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,418 Now, what're you gonna do with that life, huh? 175 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,503 Huh? Climb mount everest? 176 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:04,172 Free dive in shark-infested waters? 177 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:07,008 I've always wanted 178 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,460 to rent one of those scooters 179 00:07:08,545 --> 00:07:10,011 they leave on the sidewalk. 180 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,963 Those look like fun! 181 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,434 You darn right it's fun! 182 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:18,353 -But my daughter-- -ah! Is not invited. 183 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,307 -Let's roll. Let's roll. -Let's roll. 184 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,609 Rollin'. 185 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,782 Dad? 186 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:32,367 Dad? 187 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,652 Oh, must be in the bathroom. 188 00:07:33,737 --> 00:07:34,953 Flaxseed's workin' already. 189 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,491 ♪ ♪ 190 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:44,830 neil: Ow! 191 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,700 Neil, be quiet. All right, we're undercover. 192 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,502 The thief could be anyone at the school. 193 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,137 All right, I'll be quiet... 194 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,140 If I "can." ha. Get it? 195 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,808 Because of the cans and the-- 196 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,729 can't believe I forgot my lunch. 197 00:08:02,766 --> 00:08:05,517 Ooh, can drive! 198 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,854 Gotta be some clam chowder in here. 199 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,078 Manhattan? 200 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,333 Neil (softly): Ow. 201 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,204 (mischievous music playing) 202 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,939 (coughing) 203 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,610 ♪ ♪ 204 00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:03,875 so, what was in the box? 205 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,277 Mixtapes. 206 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,331 Turns out the janitor has a side hustle as dj plunger. 207 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,116 So, you guys didn't find anything. 208 00:09:12,669 --> 00:09:17,088 Pff... Only the underground hit of the summer. 209 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,976 Yeah, maybe it's time to stop this investigation. 210 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:23,562 No, not until we catch the thief. 211 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,146 What's this I hear about a thief? 212 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,766 Oh, somebody stole ivy's new galactic 14. 213 00:09:27,851 --> 00:09:29,401 -Are you sure it's stolen? -Well-- 214 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,520 of course, she is. That's not something she'd lie about. 215 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:35,073 Do you have any suspects, motives, clues? 216 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,858 Wow, she's good. 217 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,611 We didn't think of any of those things before we started investigating. 218 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,313 Maybe there's nothing to find. 219 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,282 Okay, look, guys. There is no thief. 220 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,817 Principal rivera (on pa): Attention students. 221 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,820 The school's new laptops have been reported missing. 222 00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:52,958 If you have any information, come to my office immediately. 223 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,494 And just a reminder, the can food drive is still going on 224 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,297 and there is a high demand for clam chowder... 225 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,999 New England clam chowder. 226 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,268 -Somebody stole the school's laptops?! -I-- 227 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,687 dun, dun, duuun! 228 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,140 Sorry, I've always wanted to do that. 229 00:10:09,226 --> 00:10:11,192 ♪ ♪ 230 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,630 ♪ ♪ 231 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,667 okay, first your phone, and now, the laptops. 232 00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:21,169 -There really is a thief. -Of course, there is! 233 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,204 You'd think we blow off three classes for nothing? 234 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,339 -Well-- -don't answer that. 235 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:26,841 I, I gotta go. 236 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,210 Where's she goin'? 237 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,896 Did you see her face when they announced the laptops? 238 00:10:32,316 --> 00:10:35,183 Yeah... That was pretty suspicious. 239 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,686 Wait, wait, wait. You guys think it was the lunch lady? 240 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,437 Well, she is acting kinda weird. 241 00:10:39,523 --> 00:10:41,022 But she's been actin' like that all day. 242 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,075 (mischievous music playing) 243 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,194 ...If I "can." 244 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,164 get it? Because of the cans and the-- 245 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,834 ♪ ♪ 246 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,089 (coughing) 247 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,857 you didn't think to mention all that? 248 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,308 It was the lunch lady! 249 00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:19,260 Nobody would suspect the lunch lady. 250 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:21,896 -Exactly! It's the perfect cover! -We gotta take her down! 251 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,031 Oh, now it's "we"? 252 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,453 ♪ ♪ 253 00:11:29,406 --> 00:11:31,206 (laughing) 254 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,042 you a wild man, young veezy! 255 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,711 Fallin' down those steps, holdin' onto that rail, 256 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,415 slidin' into the street, and slammin' into that taxi. 257 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,834 -Whatchu call that move? -Tryin' not to break a hip. 258 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,453 (laughing) 259 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:47,422 -woo! -Shhh. Keep it down. 260 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,557 -I don't want my daughter to hear us. -Oh, okay, all right. 261 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:52,477 Hear you what? 262 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,929 Hey, raven! 263 00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:57,131 No, no, no. Don't "hey raven" me. 264 00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:58,767 Where have you been, dad? 265 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:00,602 You just disappeared from the chill grill, 266 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,404 you're not answering your phone. 267 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,606 -You had me worried sick. -I'm sorry, raven. 268 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,691 -I, I, I w-wasn't thinking. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 269 00:12:07,244 --> 00:12:08,943 Don't apologize for livin'. 270 00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:11,279 I mean, it's the very thing that makes us alive. 271 00:12:17,454 --> 00:12:19,788 I'm sorry... Who are you? 272 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,623 I'm stone. 273 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,292 Thrill seeker. Adrenaline junkie. 274 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,794 Human being. 275 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,630 Let me talk to you for a minute, phony hawk. 276 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,766 Isn't he great? Raven, I gotta thank you. 277 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,601 If you hadn't forced me out of the house this morning, 278 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:34,602 I never would've met him! 279 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,721 Uh... This is my fault now? 280 00:12:36,807 --> 00:12:39,841 No! No, stone says that I'm in a rut. 281 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,977 A rut? Dad, takin' care of your heart is not a rut. 282 00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:46,147 -What about my soul? -You didn't have a soul attack. 283 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,452 Stone says that you can't just live off of oatmeal. 284 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,905 Stone says that I need more, more, more danger in my diet. 285 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,491 Danger?! Okay, this is it. 286 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,294 Dad, I forbid you from hangin' out with stone. 287 00:12:59,963 --> 00:13:01,463 Stone said you'd say that. 288 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,501 Sorry, stone. My daughter says we can't hang out anymore. 289 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,805 Oh, all right. 290 00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:14,843 All right, then. Why don't you just relax in your recliner? 291 00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:16,177 Have some warm milk. 292 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,062 You know, maybe take a lil' nappy-nap. 293 00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:20,982 But do you know where I'll be? 294 00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:23,351 At golden gate park. 295 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,321 Walking a slackline between the redwoods. 296 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,656 Smelling the birds. And you know why? 297 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,325 'cause I'm stone. 298 00:13:31,194 --> 00:13:33,495 That's right. I'm fearless. 299 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,498 And the reservations are non-refundable, so. 300 00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,502 Ha! Good riddance. 301 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,921 "well, I'm stone." 302 00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:49,878 I'mma go hang with my friend, stone. 303 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:51,996 No, no, no. Don't you go out that door! 304 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,034 Don't you get on that motorcycle! 305 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,920 (motorcycle revving) 306 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,172 don't you ride that motorcycle without a helmet! 307 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,224 (motorcycle drives off) 308 00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:05,593 one out ofin't bad. 309 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,214 ♪ ♪ 310 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,386 yes, new England, finally! 311 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,607 -Principal rivera! -I, I brought this from home. 312 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,976 We know who took the laptops. 313 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,063 Raven's son. I should've known. 314 00:14:25,148 --> 00:14:26,531 Baxter, you are coming with me. 315 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,566 -What? It wasn't me. It was the lunch lady. -No. 316 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,902 What?! That's not possible. 317 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:31,986 No, no, no. It's true. 318 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,872 She's been sneaking around all day. 319 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,823 And when you announced the laptops were stolen, 320 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,492 she ran out of the cafeteria. 321 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,409 How do you explain that? 322 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,044 I can assure you, 323 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:40,995 it's not the lunch lady. 324 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,446 It has to be! I know it! 325 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,798 Just stay outta this. 326 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,302 I don't understand. 327 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,804 We're the ones who catch the thief. I saw it. 328 00:14:50,507 --> 00:14:51,389 Wait, saw it? 329 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,775 I feel like there's something you're not telling us. 330 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:57,228 (laughs) 331 00:14:57,347 --> 00:15:00,815 what? What? What wouldn't I be telling you? 332 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,951 Oh, look, ivy looks like she's got something she wants to say. 333 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,622 G-- principal rivera is right. 334 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:09,290 We never should've gotten involved in this. 335 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:10,458 Okay? Face it. 336 00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:11,376 We were wrong. 337 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,794 Booker: Wrong? 338 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,963 You never admit you're wrong. 339 00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:17,165 Okay, now I feel like there's something you're not telling us. 340 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,168 -I'm not hiding anything. -Neither am I. 341 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,003 Both: Let's just go to class. 342 00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:26,307 Am I the one hiding something? 343 00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:30,011 ♪ ♪ 344 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,647 wow... 345 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,685 -We are really high up here. -Yes, that's the point. 346 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,520 It gives you a whole new perspective. 347 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,491 You got this, man. Come on. You're the notorious v.I.C. 348 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,326 (laughs) I like that. 349 00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:50,698 -Okay, okay. I can, I can do this. -Uh-huh. 350 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,534 Yeah, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. 351 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,620 Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo. You're right! 352 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:59,590 I'm doin' it! This is amazing! 353 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:04,679 Oh, stone, stone, stone! You should get out here. 354 00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:06,347 Stone? 355 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,099 Stone, you comin'? 356 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,685 Nah, bruh, I'm good. 357 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,438 What do you mean "you good"? 358 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,140 I mean, this is, this is scary. 359 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:17,258 This is like, like, like, like, 360 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,561 waaay scarier than I thought it would be. 361 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,431 -Stone, where you goin'? -I'm chickenin' out. 362 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,901 But you have fun! I'm proud of you, v! 363 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,239 Stone! Stone, wait! 364 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:36,077 Oh, man! You my ride, stone! 365 00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:40,081 ♪ ♪ 366 00:16:46,456 --> 00:16:48,006 you really thought putting a mustache on that thing 367 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,424 would make it look more like you? 368 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:52,093 You're right. This is crazy. 369 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,145 Mine's not even a mustache. 370 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,981 It's an eyebrow. 371 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,236 I gotta get this thing outta here before ms. Linda grades it. 372 00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:06,107 -Should we get a cart? -You don't need a cart. You got me. 373 00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:12,447 You gonna need a cart. 374 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,502 And I don't get it. 375 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,921 I was sure we were gonna catch the thief today. 376 00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:21,756 Neil: Hey, guys! I found a cart! 377 00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:23,791 Just gotta take off all these laptops. 378 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:28,179 Neil, these are all the stolen laptops! 379 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,464 The lunch lady must've stashed 'em here 380 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,299 so she could come back and get 'em. 381 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,301 It's the thief! Quick, hide! 382 00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:41,309 -Oh, it's just ms. Linda. -Okay. 383 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,727 Just ms. Linda? 384 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,280 I think you mean smart, driven, multi-faceted... 385 00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:48,649 Always smells like strawberries ms. Linda. 386 00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:51,652 All right, man, we really need to talk about 387 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,204 what's goin' on here, but not now. 388 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,824 I've got the laptops. You got the money? 389 00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:01,329 Good... Meet me behind the school in 10 minutes. 390 00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,298 Strawberries will never smell the same again. 391 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,670 -Hey, hey, what're you doing? -Getting proof. 392 00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:17,645 Booker! Ivy! Neil! 393 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,680 -Uh, we didn't hear anything. -Didn't see anything, either. 394 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,881 What are you guys talking about? 395 00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:22,316 We saw and heard everything. 396 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,734 How could you? 397 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,321 I know you're in the middle of a felony, so, uh, 398 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,689 we'll get out your hair. 399 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,575 You're not going anywhere. 400 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,498 Dun, dun, duuun! 401 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:40,201 ♪ ♪ 402 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,572 ♪ ♪ 403 00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:46,791 what has gotten into that man? 404 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:49,410 Can you believe he just walked out of the door like that? 405 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,715 It's a classic late-life crisis 406 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,250 brought on by his heart attack, 407 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,753 and the ceding of control to his adult daughter. 408 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,421 How do you know that? 409 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,223 My bus driver's goin' through some stuff. 410 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:04,976 (phone rings) 411 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:09,296 -dad?! -Victor (on phone): I made a huge mistake! 412 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,982 Stone bailed on me! 413 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,301 And now, I'm stuck on this stupid slackline all by myself! 414 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:16,470 I'm scared, raven. I'm scared! 415 00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:18,305 O-o-okay. I'll be right there. Just hang on! 416 00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:21,308 Hang on?! Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?! 417 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,945 -No, but it is kinda funny. -Raven! 418 00:19:25,949 --> 00:19:29,116 Dad?! Okay, dad, I'll be right there! (gasps) 419 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,986 you know, when I was in charge of pop-pop, 420 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,421 he never got stuck in a tree. 421 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,423 I'm just sayin'. 422 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,626 ♪ ♪ 423 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,597 how could someone who teaches something so beautiful... 424 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,215 Do something so ugly? 425 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,716 I'm not really an art teacher. 426 00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:48,302 It's a cover to scam my way into schools. 427 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,671 You's just a thief. 428 00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:54,942 A thief who's about to make a fortune selling stolen laptops. 429 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:56,227 We're gonna tell everyone. 430 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,846 No one is going to believe you. You have no proof. 431 00:19:58,982 --> 00:20:01,532 Hmm, actually, we do. 432 00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,985 I just recorded your whole confession on my phone. 433 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,037 -I thought your phone was stolen. -It is now. 434 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:07,655 Hey! 435 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,325 She's getting away! 436 00:20:16,032 --> 00:20:17,832 I can't believe it! We caught the thief! 437 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,367 Actually... I caught the thief. 438 00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:21,869 I'm not really a lunch lady. 439 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,306 I'm detective andrea walker... Sfpd. 440 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,226 I did not see that coming. 441 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,347 ♪ ♪ 442 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,488 really, dad? You couldn't have had a late-life crisis 443 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,772 closer to the ground? 444 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:46,727 I'm sorry, rae... I, I just wanna feel like myself again. 445 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,197 I know, dad, I know. But listen, this isn't you. 446 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,917 This is some rando that you met at the chill grill. 447 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:54,401 All right, and we're gonna get you down 448 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,037 and we'll talk about it when we get home. 449 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,206 -Now, now come on over to me. -Okay, okay. 450 00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:01,909 I can't, I can't. 451 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,712 Really? You gon' make me come out there? 452 00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:06,881 Yes, please. 453 00:21:08,718 --> 00:21:09,917 Okay, dad. 454 00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:12,386 All right, here we go. I'mma help-- 455 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,772 I'mma, I'mma just-- 456 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,529 -you can do it! -Ahh. 457 00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:28,536 -(yelps) -ahh! 458 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,988 (grunting) 459 00:21:31,407 --> 00:21:32,740 clench it up. There it is. 460 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,610 Okay, dad... Now, uh, gimme your hand. 461 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,413 -I'm not lettin' go. -Me neither. 462 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,716 What are we gonna do? 463 00:21:42,952 --> 00:21:45,586 Both (shouting): Help! 464 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:50,424 -Help! Help! -(beeping) 465 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,893 ted, bring us down slow. 466 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,314 I feel like this is a perfect time to renegotiate my bedtime. 467 00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:01,268 ♪ ♪ 468 00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:08,943 hey, principal rivera, 469 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,612 did you know the lunch lady was a undercover cop? 470 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:12,780 Of course, I did. 471 00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:14,782 I know everything that goes on in my school. 472 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,618 Mm... You didn't know where the laptops were. 473 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,621 -Get to class. -But school's over. 474 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,089 Then go home! 475 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,012 Hey, ivy. Did you have your phone on you the whole time? 476 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:33,100 Um... Yes. It was never really stolen. 477 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:36,637 -I dropped it. -You lied to us? 478 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,174 I was gonna tell you guys, but I made such a big deal 479 00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:41,776 about how responsible I was. 480 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,677 So, when booker assumed it was stolen, 481 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,179 I just went with it. 482 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,397 I'm sorry. 483 00:22:46,515 --> 00:22:48,983 Ivy... We're teenagers. 484 00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:50,651 All right, we do dumb things. 485 00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:54,855 But if you never mess up, then... You can't learn from your mistakes. 486 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,624 I learned that my heart can deceive me. 487 00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:00,127 And that I can't grow a mustache in one day. 488 00:23:02,198 --> 00:23:04,665 And I learned that next time I mess up... 489 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,384 Which may be in a long time, if ever... 490 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,969 I'll tell you guys the truth. 491 00:23:09,538 --> 00:23:10,554 Aww. 492 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,757 Guys, I can't wait till we're all adults 493 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,675 and don't make dumb mistakes anymore. 494 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,679 News anchor: Hugh slackley here at golden gate park, 495 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:22,382 where two adults have made one very dumb mistake. 496 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,318 Or maybe you always do dumb things. 497 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,155 Are those cameras? No, no, no, no, no, no. 498 00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:30,324 You gotta edit this part out. I don't want my son seeing. 499 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,077 What? Oh, we're live? Oh, hi. 500 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,031 Very dumb things. 501 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,200 ♪ ♪ 502 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,568 (drum roll)