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♪ ♪
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(laughs) here we go.
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Now, this is some classic
tv right here.
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(blows, coughs)
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-little bit more classic
than I thought. (coughs)
-what's up, grandpa?
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You want me to throw that
dusty old thing in the trash?
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This is not trash!
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This is a tape of my old
chill grill commercials.
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We're shooting
a new spot today,
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and I just wanna give
the director a sense of
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the great actor
she's working with.
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Who's she working with?
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Me!
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I'm sorry. The words
"great actor" threw me.
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Hey, grandpa.
I've been meaning to ask.
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-What is that?
-Oh...
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You mean...
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Janine?
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Whoa.
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Janine's a smokeshow.
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You're right.
She does burn oil.
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This old girl has
not been driven in years.
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I-I-I can fix that!
(laughs) I got my license.
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Let me think about it.
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Thought about it. No.
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(whooshing)
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(echoing):
I got to admit it, booker.
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I didn't think you'd be able
to get straight a's.
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Janine is yours...
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(whooshing)
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okay. Um, how about this?
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What if I make straight a's
this semester?
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Then, you would get the joy
of reaching academic success
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that no one ever
thought possible.
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Okay. Shots fired.
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But if I do,
would you let me get the car?
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Sure. Why not?
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You get straight a's,
janine is all you.
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(laughs) yes!
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Uh, you do know that a's
are the triangle shape
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with the line through
the middle, right?
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Just checkin'.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ ha, ha!
Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪
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♪ had my vision
all worked out ♪
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♪ but then life
had other plans ♪
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♪ tell 'em, mom ♪
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♪ it's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪
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♪ but ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪
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♪ new city,
I'm finding my way ♪
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♪ it's gonna take some time ♪
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-♪ yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ ya know I got you, right? ♪
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♪ it might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪
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♪ we're just fam
caught up in a crazy world ♪
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-♪ c'mon! ♪
-♪ it's raven's home ♪
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-♪ we get loud! ♪
-♪ yeah, raven's home ♪
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♪ it's our crowd! ♪
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♪ might be tough,
but together
we make it look good ♪
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♪ down for each other
like family should ♪
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-♪ it's raven's home ♪
-♪ when it's tough ♪
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-♪ yeah, raven's home ♪
-♪ we got love ♪
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♪ 'cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪
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♪ there for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪
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(raven laughing)
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yep! That's us.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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ready, pop-pop.
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I'm so excited to watch you
star in a big-time commercial.
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(laughs)
you sure it's not
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-because you're getting
outta doing your chores?
-(gasps)
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I get to miss out on my chores?
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I hadn't even thought of that.
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Apparently, we have
two actors in the family.
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Are you sure you don't
wanna join us, rae?
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Ah, I got season tickets
to "the victor show."
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besides, I'm gonna spend my day
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working on some sketches for
my new designs. Check it out.
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Hm...
Ap history study guide.
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You gonna put this
on a shirt?
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I do not get fashion.
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Oh no, this is booker's folder.
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Now I gotta
run it by the school.
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Unless my wonderful,
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talented dad wants to, you know,
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drop it off on his way to
the chill grill. (laughs)
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damn. (laughs)
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I hope I'm that fast
when I'm old.
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♪ ♪
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when I get my
grandpa vic's car,
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we'll never have to
walk to school again.
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But, you have to get
straight a's.
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I already have a b-plus.
If I ace our history test,
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-I will have straight a's.
-You will?
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-I have straight a's.
-You do?
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Who else has straight a's?
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But, I'm the smart one.
If I'm not the smart one,
who am I?
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Well, you can't be
the quirky one
with a heart of gold
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'cause that's me.
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Or the tall one.
Me again.
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I guess you
can be the one
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who walks away while
people are talking.
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Dude!
When I get that car,
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the first place I'm driving
is on a date with cami.
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Hm. Oh! Somebody's
coming your way.
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Ooh. It's cami,
isn't it? Okay.
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(clears throat)
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hey, girl...
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Who you "hey, girlin'"?
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Mom?
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You know your daddy
"hey, girled" me
in this exact hallway.
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(sly laugh)
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gross.
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-What are you doing here?
-Well, you left your
history folder at home,
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so I think that you
have my design folder.
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-Thanks, mom.
-Yeah. Oh, I remember
my history teacher.
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He was loud and sweaty
and his neck would crack.
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It was nasty.
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-(neck cracking)
-yep. Sounded just like that.
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Whoa-hoo-hoo-hoo!
You scared me.
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I heard that nasty neck crack,
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and I thought you were
my old teacher mr. Petracelli.
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I'm not your
old teacher.
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Well, that's a relief.
He was the worst!
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Oh, he was mean and sweaty...
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I'm his son.
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It was actually
more like a dewy glow.
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Uh, well, nice to meet you.
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I just came to drop off
my son's folder, so...
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Wait a minute!
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You're raven baxter?
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You heard of me?
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My father wrote about you
in his memoir.
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He titled it
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"the day I oh, snapped."
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that could be
about anybody, really.
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Let me quote from page 247.
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"raven baxter was
a loud-mouth troublemaker
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who was destined to peak
in high school."
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what? Oh, that is ridiculous.
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What are you up to
these days?
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I can't help but notice
it's the middle of the day,
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and you're here.
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You don't know my life,
but I know you. Okay?
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I-I see that you're
just like your father.
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A pathetic man
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who-who makes himself feel big
by making students feel small.
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It's called teaching.
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-Now, get out of my school.
-You can't tell me what to do.
I'm not your student.
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Mom, please go.
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Okay. I'll leave, sweetheart.
Have a great day.
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Love you.
Not so sure about you.
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Your mother may not be
my student, but you are.
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See you in class... Booker.
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♪ ♪
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o. M. Goodness!
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Victor, it is such
an honor to work with you!
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I'm nori. I'm your director.
I love your work.
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"you chill while we grill." oh!
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(laughs) I love it.
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Didn't I say that, chrissy?
Didn't I say I love it?
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That's all me.
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-And who is this?
-I'm alice!
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Well, aren't you the cutest?
Chrissy, isn't she the cutest?
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(laughs)
here's a copy of the script
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so you can follow along.
This shouldn't take long.
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Uh, I brought a copy
of my old commercials
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for you to take a look at.
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I will watch them...
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The next time I go
to my grandparents' house.
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Now, let's get you in place.
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Okay, and now, uh,
do you know your script?
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Uh, yeah. I just had
a couple of questions about--
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okay. And action!
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Uh... (clears throat)
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what's good, wi-shay? (laughs)
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-uh, I am confused.
Who is wi-shay?
-(nori laughs)
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it's "whicha."
like "with you,"
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but the way young people say it.
Just mush it together. Action.
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What's good whicha?
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I'm vic one.
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I'm vic one... (scoffs)
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I'm vic one. I just-- sorry.
Just realized I'm vic one.
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Yeah. Cut! Vic one?
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Let's try to make it through
the whole thing this time.
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(laughs) action.
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I'm vic one.
Wi-shay!
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Whicha!
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That is not
right at all.
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I'm sorry.
I will get this. Okay.
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Pop-pop. This is easy.
Alright? You got it.
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All you have to say is...
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What's good whicha?
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I'm vic one,
and, on the real,
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this grub I'm pushin' is fire!
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So, slide on down
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to the chill grill,
where the pit...
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Is always... Uh-lit.
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-That was fantastic!
-(applause)
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that was better
than fantastic!
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Chrissy's crying.
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You got chrissy crying.
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Chrissy didn't even cry
when her boyfriend left her
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and took their pet turtle.
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Uh, just spit-balling,
what if we put lil a
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-in the commercial with you?
-(gasps) really?
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That'll be fun!
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Alright!
Everybody, back to one.
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Okay, victor,
take a step to the left.
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Now, a tiny one.
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Okay...
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-Now, give me
the biggest one yet.
-Okay.
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Perfect.
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-Action.
-What's good whicha?
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♪ ♪
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you okay, ivy?
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(emotionless):
Yeah. I'm okay.
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I'm just okay.
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Like everybody else.
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Good to hear!
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Hey, guys. Check out my plan to
get back on mr. P's good side.
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Bruh, that's an apple.
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Yeah. The teacher food.
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For some reason,
they love these things.
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I hope you future hobos
are prepared
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for the midterm tomorrow.
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It's worth 50% of your grade.
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(booker clears throat)
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-I got you an apple.
-I hate apples.
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Baxter, are you
trying to bribe me?
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You're just like your mother.
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Sit down.
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Oh, you're sweating!
Let me get the fan for you.
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-Baxter, leave it.
Oh! Wait, wait!
-(fan blowing)
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oh! Ah...
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(fan stops)
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don't worry. (laughs)
nobody saw a thing.
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Didn't they?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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-hey, baby. How was school?
-Can't talk. Gotta study.
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"gotta study"?
What happened?
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Nothing happened, mom.
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Nuh-uh. See, the last time
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you said "nothing
happened" like that,
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we had to wait six months for
chelsea's eyebrows to grow back.
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(gruff voice):
What happened?
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It's just that when you
embarrassed mr. Petracelli--
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(normal voice):
He came for you, didn't he?!
250
00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:03,234
Ooh!
251
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,569
I knew
252
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,037
something was gonna happen.
253
00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:08,740
Okay, you know what?
This stops now, alright?
254
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,743
Here's what we're gonna do.
255
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,878
We're gonna set up a sting.
You're gonna wear a wire,
256
00:10:13,964 --> 00:10:15,997
I'ma swoop in,
I'ma catch him in the act.
257
00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:19,301
Or... We can do nothing.
258
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,804
Uh, excuse me, have we met?
What do you mean, do nothing?
259
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,756
I mean, I want to earn
a good grade on my own
260
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,924
to show him
he's wrong about me.
261
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,926
He said that I'm going
to fail this class,
262
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,894
-but I'm gonna prove him wrong.
-(laughs)
263
00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:31,429
I think you mean
264
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,982
-we're gonna prove him wrong.
-I meant me.
265
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,600
-I heard we.
-I said me.
266
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,068
-Yeah, we.
-Me!
267
00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:40,772
(whispers):
We...
268
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,912
Done. I finally finished
studying for my history test.
269
00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:49,247
No, you're not.
Read these books.
270
00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:50,615
European history,
african history,
271
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,916
and the complete
history of sports,
272
00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:53,752
just in case
he throws you a curveball.
273
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:54,786
Pew!
274
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,839
♪ ♪
275
00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:01,459
who was the de facto leader
of the french republic?
276
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,910
Uh, uh, napoleon?
277
00:11:03,013 --> 00:11:04,879
-Napoleon who?
-B-bonaparte?
278
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,632
Yeah! There you go, booker.
Gotta be thorough.
279
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,518
Petracelli takes no prisoners,
like that napoleon...
280
00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,220
(mouthing)
281
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,805
wh-what's-his-name.
282
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,642
♪ ♪
283
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,784
who was the 16th president
of the united states?
284
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,453
Come on, mom.
I'm tired.
285
00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:30,155
You know who doesn't get tired?
286
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,956
Mr. Petracelli
and abraham lincoln.
287
00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:33,274
What does lincoln
have to do with this?
288
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,077
He's the 16th president
of the united states!
289
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,331
(sighs)
290
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,051
who said, "I cannot tell a lie"?
291
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,621
-George washington.
-Oh, that's my baby.
292
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,340
That's my baby.
Sweet dreams...
293
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,976
Of taking petracelli down.
294
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,481
♪ ♪
295
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,516
okay. Just like
we rehearsed it.
296
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,735
-Action!
-Victor: What are
you doing, alice?
297
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,937
Chillin' at the chill grill,
298
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,323
where these meals
are the real deal!
299
00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:06,858
Cut! (laughs)
300
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,977
-I love that one, lil a!
-Thank you.
301
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,863
-Y'all, pure improv.
-(laughs)
302
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,331
what did you think, victor?
303
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:15,867
I couldn't see anything
from back here.
304
00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:19,153
Trust me, it was perfect.
This little girl
305
00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,423
is going to attract
a lot of young customers.
306
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,510
Look, I love that you're
going after the younger demo,
307
00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:27,829
but what about their parents
and their grandparents?
308
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,881
The chill girl has always
been a family restaurant.
309
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,100
It still is,
just with a new face.
310
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,437
I've been in every commercial
since the day we opened.
311
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,671
I'm a familiar face.
312
00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:39,841
Or the same old one,
depending on how you look at it.
313
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,309
I prefer familiar.
314
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,010
I say we agree to disagree.
315
00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:45,947
-But I don't agree.
-Cool! Then we're
on the same page!
316
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,566
-No, we're not!
-Couldn't agree more!
317
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,653
♪ ♪
318
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,859
okay, pea brains.
319
00:12:57,961 --> 00:13:00,128
Get out your pencils
and your tissues.
320
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,863
It's midterm time.
321
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:02,997
You ready for this, ivy?
322
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,550
What's the difference?
323
00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:07,919
Grades are just an artificial
construct put on us
324
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,588
by the man to keep us
from seeing the truth.
325
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,224
Nothing matters.
326
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,511
-Wow, you got dark.
-Yeah?
327
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,596
I was thinking,
since everyone gets a's now,
328
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,065
goth could be my thing.
It'll make me stand out.
329
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:22,433
Totally.
You'll be unique,
330
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,935
just like evelyn darksoul.
331
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,360
I forgot about
evelyn darksoul.
332
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,446
(yawns)
333
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,500
looks like you didn't
get much sleep.
334
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,084
Not that it would have mattered.
335
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,872
I would say good luck,
but it's just not me.
336
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,009
You have 45 minutes
starting...
337
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,762
5 minutes ago.
338
00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:53,515
You got this.
339
00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:56,134
Focus, and that
car is yours.
340
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,103
What was napoleon
famous for saying?
341
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:04,475
(yawns)
what was napoleon
famous for saying?
342
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,228
(echoing):
I said nothing is impossible,
343
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,697
except you passing this test!
344
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,784
(evil laugh)
345
00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:17,372
four score and seven minutes
from now,
346
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,291
you're not gonna
pass this test! No!
347
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,410
(evil laugh)
348
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,548
I cannot tell a lie.
349
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,467
Alright, I know.
I'm not gonna pass this test.
350
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:31,052
Ain't that the truth?
351
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,138
(evil laugh)
352
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:43,765
I can't do this.
353
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,935
I never thought you could.
354
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,438
♪ ♪
355
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,244
-(music on headphones)
-(vocalizing)
356
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:05,653
(vocalizing continues)
357
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,590
ah! Oh!
(nervous laugh) hey.
358
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,659
Hey, you scared me there.
My life flashed before my eyes,
359
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,295
and I realized
I need to get out more.
360
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,682
-So, how was the test?
-I don't wanna talk about it.
361
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,884
(sighs) that petracelli.
I knew it.
362
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,220
It-it's fine. Alright, mom?
I'm gonna figure it out.
363
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,390
Okay...
364
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,774
See, your mouth
is saying okay,
365
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,526
but your face is saying
you're up to something.
366
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:31,529
Well, then worry about your
own face then, booker.
367
00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:38,202
We will be together, janine.
I saw it.
368
00:15:40,123 --> 00:15:41,856
Hey, what you doin',
grandpa vic?
369
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,524
Cleaned out my closet.
370
00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:45,460
Nobody wants old stuff anymore.
371
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,328
It's just not fair!
372
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,631
You wake up in the morning
feeling good about yourself.
373
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,916
Next thing you know,
some whippersnapper saying
374
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,868
you're too old to be
in your own commercial.
375
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,553
Uh, maybe because you say
whippersnapper.
376
00:15:56,473 --> 00:15:57,505
You're not old.
377
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,974
Now, mr. Parker
across the street, he's old.
378
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,477
He's two years
younger than me.
379
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,095
Maybe I should just give up.
380
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,596
You can't do that.
381
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,549
Baxters don't give up.
Take janine. Is she old?
382
00:16:08,652 --> 00:16:11,218
Watch your mouth.
My janine is vintage.
383
00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:14,022
Exactly.
And what about this?
384
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,607
I'd rock it.
385
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,559
Now, what's the one thing
you always tell me?
386
00:16:18,662 --> 00:16:22,447
Just because you can't smell it,
doesn't mean we can't smell it?
387
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,232
The other thing.
388
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,618
Everything old
becomes new again.
389
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,504
-It's just a matter of time.
-Just a matter of time.
390
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,090
Thanks, booker.
391
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,177
-Where are you going?
-Back to the chill grill
392
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,464
to show that director
that vintage is cool.
393
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,216
And thanks for reminding
your old grandpa that
394
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,801
he can do anything.
395
00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:45,887
You're right.
396
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:48,690
My old grandpa can do anything.
397
00:16:49,526 --> 00:16:52,527
♪ ♪
398
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,765
(neck cracking)
399
00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,200
oh...
400
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:03,488
Hey there, mr. Crack-a-celli.
I mean, petracelli.
401
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,273
What are you doing here?
And before you make a move,
402
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:08,126
I want you to know
I have pepper spray.
403
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,280
Wait a minute,
that's just pepper!
404
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,217
Okay, but I can throw it at you!
405
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,920
Listen, I just
came down here to talk.
406
00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,673
My son is a bright young man,
and I don't want what happened
407
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,226
between me and you
to be taken out on him.
408
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,512
Save it, baxter.
I know you came down here
409
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,264
to clean up the mess he made
by walking out during the test.
410
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,899
Uh, excuse me. He did what?
411
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,651
Don't act surprised.
412
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,303
We both know your son
is a troublemaker,
413
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:37,655
just like you!
414
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:41,242
What!? Excuse you!
Alright, my son
is nothing like me.
415
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,363
(old voice):
Hello, mr. Petracelli!
416
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,981
(laughs)
417
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:50,201
I'm victor baxter.
I'm booker's grandfather.
418
00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:54,839
I came down here to ask you
to give my beloved grandson...
419
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,342
One more chance on the test.
420
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,462
-What up, dad?
-Oh snap.
421
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,048
♪ ♪
422
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,785
♪ ♪
423
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,886
(normal voice):
Ma? Uh...
424
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,138
(old voice):
Raven?
425
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,156
(clears throat)
my lovely, forgiving daughter.
426
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,142
I-I wasn't expecting to see you.
427
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,761
I wasn't expecting
to see you either,
428
00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:18,229
"dad."
429
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,398
well, I wouldn't
have had to come
430
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,934
if you hadn't insulted
this nice young man.
431
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:24,352
Young?
432
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,238
Thank you.
433
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,575
It's nice to meet
a reasonable baxter for once.
434
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,193
Oh, so he's the reasonable one?
435
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,778
Don't talk to
your father that way.
436
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:35,613
Uh-uh-uh-- raven!
437
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:38,449
I-I know I done raised you
better than that.
438
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,420
Whippersnappers these days, huh?
439
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,556
Hey, you know what?
Maybe you should
let me handle this, pops.
440
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,458
I came down here to help booker,
441
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:50,461
but apparently, he walked
out of his test today.
442
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,380
Well, he-he-he...
443
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,800
He was under a lot of pressure,
and he was exhausted.
444
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,269
His mother kept him up
all night studying.
445
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,971
I only did that because
446
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,056
he threatened to fail
booker for no reason!
447
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,591
No reason?
448
00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:05,776
You humiliated me
in my own school!
449
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,261
I don't see how
that's booker's fault.
450
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,779
You insult everyone!
451
00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,314
Again, not booker's fault.
452
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,366
Look, mr. Petracelli...
453
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,403
Booker studied
real hard for this test,
454
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,321
and if you give him
another chance,
455
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,772
I know I can ace it.
456
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,993
Wait, what do you mean
"you" can ace it?
457
00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:23,661
Uh-oh.
458
00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:30,218
(normal voice):
It-it's me, mr. P.
459
00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:33,588
Booker?!
460
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,340
(exhales)
461
00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:39,810
I knew you were
just like your mother.
462
00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:42,313
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
He is nothing like me, okay?
463
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,265
I would have never
taken off my disguise.
464
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,400
I commit.
465
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:48,152
I'm not my mother.
466
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,821
I tried to tell you that, but
you never gave me the chance.
467
00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:52,323
I had to dress up
like my grandfather
468
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,158
just to get you
to listen to me.
469
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,412
I guess I was a little hard
on you because of your mom.
470
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,447
I'm sorry.
471
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,033
You should be.
Ha, ha. Got him, baby.
472
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,418
Mom.
473
00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:07,205
Fine.
474
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,092
I guess I was a little hard
on you because of your dad.
475
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,213
Please, mr. Petracelli.
Let me take the test again.
476
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,881
(sighs)
477
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,434
you have 45 minutes
478
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,503
starting...
479
00:20:22,605 --> 00:20:23,888
5 minutes ago.
480
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,557
Thank you so much. Alright,
you will not regret this.
481
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,109
I promise. I studied.
I'm ready--
482
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,894
you're talking too much!
Take the test! Take the test!
483
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,064
♪ ♪
484
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,201
what it be like,
cool dudes and dudettes?
485
00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:38,703
Gimme five.
486
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,404
Five? Uh, hey,
487
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,073
chrissy! Can you break a 20?
488
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,692
I don't want your money.
I wanna be in my commercial.
489
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:46,544
People care about
what's poppin',
490
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,079
and these clothes
are not poppin'.
491
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,831
Please, take a seat,
and let lil a finish.
492
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,751
Come on, lil a. Let's make
this place relevant again.
493
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,707
I'm not doing the commercial
without pop-pop.
494
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,143
We're trying to make
something cool.
495
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,894
My pop-pop is cool!
496
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,213
He puts the chill
in chill grill.
497
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,432
That doesn't make
any sense. (laughs)
498
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,050
you chill a grill,
and you know what you get?
499
00:21:10,153 --> 00:21:12,320
Uncooked meat.
That's a problem.
500
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,906
Maybe you're the problem.
501
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,109
I'm the problem? (laughs)
502
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:20,411
if I'm the problem,
then I'll just leave.
503
00:21:21,564 --> 00:21:23,164
Okay...
504
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,750
Fine. I'm out.
505
00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:28,586
Come on, chrissy!
506
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,211
Now, that was cool.
Thanks, alice.
507
00:21:38,348 --> 00:21:41,015
I'm sorry my cuteness
took over your commercial.
508
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,083
Oh, I'm not.
509
00:21:43,186 --> 00:21:45,136
We still have a couple
more hours with the camera.
510
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,105
Wanna make
a commercial whicha me?
511
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,608
Am I using that right?
512
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:52,310
Not at all.
513
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:55,379
♪ ♪
514
00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:57,898
(clears throat)
515
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,100
I have your test papers.
516
00:22:00,203 --> 00:22:02,737
I sure hope some of you
have family money.
517
00:22:04,106 --> 00:22:06,290
Okay. Come on, a.
518
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,125
I need this a.
519
00:22:08,211 --> 00:22:09,744
What's it matter?
520
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,496
You get an a, you're not
the only one with an a.
521
00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:15,666
You get a car, you won't be
the only one with a car.
522
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,836
We're all just carbon copies
of the same boring human,
523
00:22:18,954 --> 00:22:21,255
and there's nothing special
about any of us.
524
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,640
Congrats!
525
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,259
You got the only
a-plus.
526
00:22:27,963 --> 00:22:30,898
Me? I got the only a-plus.
527
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,434
-Just me?
-Just you.
528
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,769
Oh yes!
529
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,638
(laughing)
530
00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:39,473
feels good to be back.
531
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,991
Ah, we missed you.
532
00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:43,494
Existential crisis is
not a good color on you.
533
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,695
C...
534
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,166
What? But, I wrote
an incredible essay!
535
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,285
It was multiple choice.
536
00:22:52,822 --> 00:22:54,488
And mr. Baxter?
537
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,840
You earned...
538
00:22:55,925 --> 00:22:57,041
An a.
539
00:22:59,095 --> 00:23:01,178
(laughs)
540
00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:02,680
yo, I got straight a's!
541
00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:04,265
You know what that means?
542
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,884
(sing-song):
I'm getting a car!
543
00:23:07,002 --> 00:23:08,719
I'm getting a car!
544
00:23:08,838 --> 00:23:10,805
You are not getting a car.
545
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,840
But, me and grandpa vic
made a deal.
546
00:23:12,942 --> 00:23:14,141
I have to admit, booker.
547
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,510
I didn't think you'd be
able to get straight a's.
548
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:17,678
Janine is yours.
549
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:19,196
Yes!
550
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,115
I can't believe you
made a deal with him
551
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,516
without checking
with me first.
552
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,568
Trust me,
it's gonna be fine.
553
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,320
No, it's not fine.
554
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,906
He is my son.
I say when he gets a car.
555
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,041
You have overstepped.
You have way overstepped.
556
00:23:31,127 --> 00:23:32,076
It won't start.
557
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,912
That's probably because
there's no engine in it.
558
00:23:35,798 --> 00:23:37,498
You gave me a car
with no engine?
559
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,534
(laughing)
560
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,002
you ain't got no engine.
561
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,588
(continues laughing)
562
00:23:44,707 --> 00:23:46,206
have I told you
how much I love you?
563
00:23:46,309 --> 00:23:48,642
-Not today!
-Well, I love you a whole bunch.
564
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,894
(laughter)
565
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,645
like an engine's worth.
566
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,097
(laughter)
567
00:23:53,215 --> 00:23:54,732
♪ ♪
568
00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:57,485
(hip-hop beats)
569
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,602
what's good whicha?
570
00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:00,237
That means hello.
571
00:24:00,323 --> 00:24:01,989
Come down to the spot.
572
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,742
It won't break your bank.
And the grub is fire!
573
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,611
(laughs) come eat
at the chill grill,
574
00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:10,448
where the food
is reasonably priced
and delicious.
575
00:24:10,566 --> 00:24:12,032
Mm-hmm!
576
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,419
We might be speaking
different languages,
but in any language,
577
00:24:15,505 --> 00:24:17,288
the chill grill
is about family,
578
00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:19,239
ours and yours.
579
00:24:19,342 --> 00:24:21,842
So, come share a meal
and some fun times with us
580
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:25,212
'cause at the chill grill,
we got your back.
581
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,080
And your baby-backs.
582
00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:31,919
♪ ♪