♪
you guys excited for the lock-in tomorrow?
Yeah. I think it's gonna be fun
to spend Saturday night at school...
Is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
Yeah, I've already packed a blanket,
some snacks, and a shaving kit.
Shaving kit? You shave, neil?
Mm, not yet,
but if you stay ready, you don't have to get ready.
Touch my chin.
-Feel anything? -Yeah.
Uncomfortable.
(text notification chimes)
-it's a text from cami. -Oh.
-She's staying with her dad this weekend. -(notification chimes)
an eyeball, a woman, and the letter u.
-What's that mean? -"I... Miss... You."
aw.
Tell her I miss her, too.
-No, she misses me, neil. Alright, it's my phone. -Oh.
What should I text back? I got it.
(whooshing)
a fish on a skateboard.
A fish on a skateboard?
Wow. Your text game is weak.
No, I-I just saw a fish on a skateboard.
Neil and ivy: Huh?
...Is having a concert! (nervous laugh)
you know, they're a hip-hop group.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Th-they're super-overrated, though.
I don't-- I don't even know why I listen to them.
(both laugh)
what are you talkin' about?
-Ivy, look out! -Whoa!
Whoa.
A fish on a skateboard,
just like that band you hate.
Weird.
Yeah, it is weird.
You mention a fish on a skateboard,
and one just appears.
The odds of that are, like, a billion to one.
Wow, (scoffs) ivy.
All you can talk about are statistics
after I just saved you from being the victim of a...
A fish-and-run!
Sorry.
But it's still weird.
(sighs)
alright, she's gone.
Now, tell me the truth.
W-what? I...
This is a hair, right?
This little one?
(theme music playing)
♪ ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪
♪ had my vision all worked out ♪
♪ but then life had other plans ♪
♪ tell 'em, mom ♪
♪ it's crazy when things turn upside down ♪
♪ but ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪
♪ new city, I'm finding my way ♪
♪ it's gonna take some time ♪
-♪ yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ ya know I got you, right? ♪
♪ it might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪
♪ we're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪
-♪ c'mon! ♪ -♪ it's raven's home ♪
-♪ we get loud! ♪ -♪ yeah, raven's home ♪
♪ it's our crowd! ♪
♪ might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪
♪ down for each other like family should ♪
-♪ it's raven's home ♪ -♪ when it's tough ♪
-♪ yeah, raven's home ♪ -♪ we got love ♪
♪ 'cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪
♪ there for each other, ya know it's our time ♪
(raven laughing)
yep! That's us.
♪ ♪
(clatters)
when did we eat cement?
-Mom! -I didn't just throw a dish in the trash.
Now I know you did.
Hey, listen, I need to talk to you about something important.
Alright, now I know you're gonna say it's way too soon,
but I really think I'm ready.
You're not ready for nothin'! No, no, sweetheart.
You are a baby!
I need to call your dad.
I-I'm ready to tell ivy and neil about my visions!
-What'd you think I was talking about? -(nervous laugh)
nothing.
Look, I know how difficult it is keeping a big secret
like this from your friends,
but I told eddie and chelsea. You just have to trust them.
Well, that's the thing
ivy and neil are great,
but I've only known them for a couple of months.
I need to be absolutely sure that they can keep a secret.
Ooh. Sounds to me like you need a plan. (laughs)
a sh-cheme. A bit of a...
Subterfuge.
You had me at plan, and then y-you lost me at subterfuge.
(laughs) well, lucky for you, you are related
to the queen of sh-chemes!
That's true.
Alice! Thanks, mom.
Alice? No, it was...
You know what? Yeah.
Go-- go talk to alice.
You know, 'cause I didn't wanna be a part of
your stupid sh-cheme in the first place!
I'm a grown woman! I have things to do!
(singing): Ooh, I look good.
♪ I look good, I look-- ♪
what's that, skillet? I'm sizzlin'?
Ss-ss, ah!
Well, the skillet may think you're hot,
but me and the toaster think you're crazy.
Hey, rae!
Hey, dad! Why you wearing your Sunday best on a Saturday?
What, you, uh, got a date with a blender?
(laughs) oh, this old thing?
No reason. Guess I gotta do some laundry.
Okay. I'm going to take alice to the hair salon. Got to go.
Hair salon?
Whoa, those places are nothing but, like,
long waits, endless gossip,
and just silly arguments.
I love it. Let me go. I'll take her. I can't wait.
(laughs) I'll go get a new hairdo, too!
(excited squeal, laugh)
(sighs)
(door shuts)
hey, it's me, victor.
Can we meet earlier?
Great. (laughs)
see you then. I can't wait.
(laughs)
who threw my favorite dish in the trash!?
When did we eat cement?
♪ ♪
hey, alice. I need your help with a scheme.
I'm in. Who's the mark? What's the budget?
Do I need a fake passport?
Whoa...
I just want to test whether neil and ivy can keep a secret.
So, my plan is for you--
me to tell ivy and neil a made-up secret about you,
and then you'll see if you can get them to spill.
Yeah. How'd you know?
Scheming 101, son.
So, what's the secret you want me to tell them?
Okay, I landed a huge record deal
and I'm about to go on tour with--
(laughing)
oh, you're serious?
The secret has to be believable. Like, uh...
I could say I heard cami is going to dump you.
Man, why does everybody think cami's gonna dump me?
'cause she's outta your league.
Cami babysits ernie from my class.
I'll say he heard her talking about it on the phone.
-I don't know. Seems a little-- -done!
Just texted neil and ivy, and I told them not to tell you.
Good scheming with you.
Ok-- hey hey! W-w-wait, th-that, um... (laughs)
that part about ernie listening in on cami's calls,
that's made up, right?
Let's just say I heard your text game is... Weak!
(laughs)
♪ ♪
now, you know I don't like gossip,
but I heard his wife was so furious,
she chased him down a freeway for three hours
with a dry pool noodle!
A dry pool noodle?
No, janice, it was 20 minutes, and it was a wet toilet brush.
Wet!? That's nasty.
You don't know! You weren't there!
And neither were you, boo!
(laughs) I love this place so much.
And they were only married three days.
It was two, and that wedding,
mm, was a mess. Fake flowers.
-(scoffs) tacky. -Woo! You ain't said nothin' but a word.
Wait, it's just gettin' good!
Well, you know, relationships are hard.
Not for our new stylist.
She's secretly dating a local businessman!
But, you didn't hear it from me.
How could we not? You the only one talking, janice.
Well, keep talking, janice. It's gettin' juicy.
He owns a dry cleaners.
It's a restaurant. Just because you say it loud,
don't make it right, janice.
Yeah, girl! Uh-huh! A restaurant?
She better get her a man that can cook, okurr?
I think he owns the chill gri--
-(dryer blowing) -the chill what?
Oh, they are totally in love!
-(blowing) -wait, in love? Who's in love? I--
(clang, tapping)
(blowing continues)
just want to know if they talkin' about my daddy...
I'm just chillin'. I'm just...
(inaudible)
(blowing continues)
-(hairstylist mouthing) -just hearin' em almost...
(pop, fizzling)
(powering down, fizzling)
-did she just... -Yeah, she did.
Alice, time to go!
♪ ♪
okay, look, booker will be down any minute
to go to the lock-in.
Should we tell him cami's gonna break up with him?
We promised alice we wouldn't.
-Okay. -I don't want to lie to booker.
Look, we don't even know if it's true.
-Let's not freak him out for no reason. -Yeah.
-(footsteps) -hey. Here he comes. Just act natural.
(posh accent): Ahem. Hello, friend.
How was the... Upstairs?
Real natural, neil.
Hey, guys, I'm sorry that took so long.
I was on the phone with cami, and, um,
she was acting kind of weird.
You haven't heard anything...
Have you?
Nope. Nothing. Not a thing.
Huh.
How about you, neil?
I heard...
That pigeons can recognize human faces.
Mm-hmm.
Anything else?
Maybe they can recognize other pigeons. I don't know.
Let me check. (clears throat)
hey, you know, I was thinking...
I should get a tattoo of cami, you know?
There's no reason I shouldn't...
Right?
Sorry, booker, just super focused on this pigeon thing.
(laughs) why wait, you know?
I'm gonna go get that permanent tattoo right now.
Unless there's a reason I shouldn't.
Are we really gonna let him get a cami tat?
Are you guys really gonna let me get a cami tat?
You know she's gonna break up with me!
You know we know?
Of course, I know you know.
I had alice tell you a fake secret,
so I could see if I could trust you guys.
-Wait, you lied to us? -No, no, no. It was more like a test,
-and you passed! -Yes!
I think we got an a in friendship.
-Why would you test us? -Okay...
Alright, you guys, look. I, um...
I have a secret I've been keeping from you.
I think it's time I finally tell you what it is.
(whooshing)
(echoing): Really, booker?
After hearing that, I don't think we can be friends...
(whooshing)
so... What's the secret?
I, um...
I forgot to shower this morning!
(laughs) woo, it feels good to get that off my chest!
Hey, guys, let's go to the lock-in!
Hm... I don't know.
Something smells fishy,
and I'm gonna find out what it is.
It's booker.
He just told us he didn't shower.
♪ ♪
(sighs) I can't believe they kicked me out of the salon!
Alice: My hair is jacked.
(sighs) your hair's not jacked.
You right, it's jacked.
Why'd you wreck the salon?
Well (sighs), I didn't mean to, but I had a good reason.
And you're in charge of me? Oh, I've gotta hear this.
How do I explain this to a 10-year-old?
Okay.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess,
and she overheard two gossiping toads
say that her father was secretly dating a witch.
Just say "grown folks' business."
but what I really wanna know is
who's gonna fix my hair?! With all this metal,
I think I'm startin' to pick up wi-fi.
(laughs) go get your combs. I'll do it.
Victor: I feel the same.
I'm glad we met.
I have never been happier.
(whispers): He is dating someone.
No. Don't worry about my wife.
She's fine with it.
And mama knows?
Yep. We're splitting everything 50-50.
And they're getting a divorce?!
I gotta find that homewrecker and stop her from wrecking our home!
-Ready, auntie rae! -Sorry, sweetheart. Your hair's gonna have to wait.
I gotta go back to the salon and get some information.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
You can't go back there, remember?
Sir leo said they never want to see your face in there again.
(laughs)
then, they won't. (laughs)
(maniacal laughter)
♪ ♪
hey, ivy. I, uh, brought some of that licorice you like.
Oh, that is so sweet.
You are the best.
He's the worst.
He's keeping a secret from us.
Meh. What can we do?
Can't make someone tell you something they don't want to.
Watch me.
Who wants to play truth-or-dare?
I'll go first. Booker!
-Truth or dare? -Me?
I, um...
-He's gonna pick truth. -Mm.
Dare.
Oh... So close.
♪ ♪
(laughter)
I'm a little cottontail. Booker is my name.
Ivy thought she had me, but, um...
I beat her at her game.
(laughter)
oh, it is on!
♪ ♪
well, tasha, be honest.
What do you think?
Oh, really? Well, yours don't look much better.
Whoa. Did I pay for that?
Auntie rae was supposed to fix it, but she went out.
Well, you're in luck. I'm a hair expert.
Then, why did all of yours leave?
Do you want your hair fixed or not?
You know, I used to do your auntie rae's hair.
We would talk and tell stories.
But then, she grew up. I miss those days.
Hm. My dad did my hair once.
He gave me a hat and said, "good luck!"
♪ ♪
janice, I cannot work like this.
Her hair is never gonna get dry!
Stop complaining and keep fanning or we're gonna miss karaoke!
And you know I got my whitney on...
(singing): Point!
With that voice, you must mean eli whitney.
(indistinct chatter)
(french accent): Bonjour! Bonjour!
I am fleurette planchette from paris. Zat is in France--
no. Uh-uh. We are not taking any more clients
because some wretched woman destroyed our hair dryers.
(gasps) wretched?
Wretched? Oh, zat is harsh!
No, I would say zat she is, uh,
misunderstood, you know?
A little clumsy! (laughs)
doesn't matter. Our new colorist didn't even bother to show up.
Well, sacré bleu!
(laughs)
très désolé that I am late.
I am ze colorist!
I live to color! (laughs)
color in my life! If I didn't have it,
it would be, what would you say?
How would you say c-c-c... "color-luse"?
-Colorless. -Okay, yes!
Great, we're backed up, so you'll have to work fast.
Oui! Oui! Oui, oui! Oui, oui, oui...
(quiet, normal voice): We... We in trouble, girl.
♪ ♪
-(sniffs) -(students groaning)
okay! Shoe sniffing's over.
It's my turn again.
Who should I choose? Hm...
Booker.
Truth or dare?
Dare.
All: Nine!
Ivy, this has gone far enough.
A man can only eat so much mayonnaise.
Don't ask me how I know.
I have to find out the truth.
-Why? -Because if he doesn't tell us, he wins.
So, forcing him to divulge his deepest, darkest secrets
is all about you?
It is about so much more than that.
-Really? -No. I just didn't want to seem petty.
I'm sorry. I can't be a part of this.
All: Ten!
(whimpering)
(mouth full): Is it my turn yet?
It's neil's, but he asked me to choose for him.
So, booker... Truth or dare?
There's not a dare you could think of
that would make me tell you the thing that I can't tell you.
Actually, this might.
♪ ♪
(quiet chatter)
booker, all you have to do
is tell me your secret, and you don't have to do this.
No. I can't tell you.
Okay. Here I go. (sighs)
one... Two...
Booker, wait!
You forgot your helmet.
Thanks.
Okay. Now, I'm going.
One...
-Two... -Booker, wait!
-Your shoe's untied. -Thanks.
Okay. This is it.
Alright. One... Two...
Neil: Booker, wait!
Hey, why'd you stop him? He was just about to do it.
You know the old saying,
"if you need good advice, talk to a barracuda"?
-That's not a saying. -Obviously, it is,
'cause I just said it.
I didn't know mascots could talk.
He doesn't,
which makes him a very good listener.
After talking at him,
he made me realize that friends don't test each other's loyalty.
And if someone has a secret,
we should respect it.
The barracuda's right, booker.
I'm sorry I didn't respect your secret.
Yeah. And I shouldn't have tested your loyalty.
You and neil are the best friends a guy could have.
Thanks, cuda.
(students shouting)
-(smash) -students: Whoa!
I didn't know that was gonna happen.
How could you? It's not like you can see the future.
Actually...
I can.
Ivy: Huh?
What are you talking about?
I'm psychic.
♪ ♪
(salon chatter)
-are those colors ready? -(french accent): Oh yes! Almost! Almost!
You know (laughs), speaking of colors,
do you know of any women
who are dating business owners of restaurants?
That's an odd question.
Well, in paris, we talk about zis stuff all ze time,
so, um, (clears throat)... Answer it.
Fleurette, honey, whatever happened
to my coffee brown hair dye for chair three?
Oh, coming right up! Coffee brown! Coffee...
Coffee brown, coffee bro...
(normal voice): Coffee brown. Hope you like decaf.
(with accent): Oh, here you go, sir leo!
Perfect. So, speaking of women--
is this hair dye or spackle?
I haven't seen anything this thick
since janice brought soup to the potluck.
It wasn't soup. It was pudding.
Well, whatever it was,
it did fill that pothole in my driveway.
Well, in paris, we like our dyes
like we like our accents. (laughs) thick!
Anyway, about zat jezebel
dating ze business owner...
I don't spill the tea until I get my cinnamon burst.
Okay...
(normal voice): Cinnamon burst.
Shoulda told me you wanted cinnamon burst,
and then I'da got you the cinnamon burst,
and then you could gimme the tea.
So, why are you so interested in veronica
and her relationship with her new boo?
(with accent): Veronica?
No, no, no! I'm not interested in veronica.
You know, I just kind of want to know, like, uh,
where does she live?
Does she have children? What she look like?
I think she posted a picture of her and her man this morning.
Here.
(normal voice): Okay, that's not the owner of the chill grill. That's lazlo.
And that's not a real accent.
I'm starting to think that you're not really french.
Or a real colorist.
(with accent): W-w-why would you say zat? (nervous laugh)
(gasps)
(normal voice): You bald.
Oh! My bad!
♪ ♪
alright, all done. Bam!
(gasps)
it's perfect, pop-pop!
-Thank you. -Any time.
(giggles) come on, tasha.
Huh? I'm sorry.
What do you mean you want pop-pop to do your hair from now on?
Call me, tasha. I got you, girl. (laughs)
(door opens)
dad! Dad, we need to talk.
Is it about that wig?
Don't try to change the subject, okay? I heard you on the phone.
You talked to mom.
You're going to split everything 50-50.
What is really going on?
I was waiting for the right time to tell you.
I was talking to my lawyer--
(crying): I knew it! You and mom are getting
a divorce!
(crying)
no! Rae...
I'm making you co-owner of the chili grill.
Co-owner of the chill grill?
But the chill grill's your baby.
Oh, rae. You're my baby, too.
The chill grill's always been a family business.
Now, we can run it as a family.
Wow, dad.
I don't even know what to say. Thank you.
But for real...
What's going on with you and mom?
And don't say "grown folks' business," okay?
'cause I'm grown.
Okay.
Why don't you have a seat,
and I will tell you all about it
-while I work on this? -Thank you.
(sighs)
how do I explain this?
(inhales)
once upon a time, there was a king and a queen
who lived in... Two different kingdoms.
Okay, okay,
but don't forget about the beautiful princess.
No one could forget about the princess.
I said beautiful... Princess.
Who's telling the story?
Okay. So the king, he was really cool,
and he drove a car named...
Janine.
♪ ♪
so, that's how you knew about
the whole fish-on-a-skateboard thing,
the getting-a-car, and the dance with cami?
Yeah, pretty much.
Hm. Alright, mr. Psychic, what's gonna happen now?
I'm gonna close the door.
Wow. Just wow.
I'm sorry my vision ruined the lock-in.
I can't believe cuda forgave me.
It helps it can't talk.
Man, a psychic whose visions cause problems.
That reminds me of a horror movie,
-problematic visions. -Never seen it.
Really, booker?
After hearing that, I don't think we can be friends.
I can't believe I was afraid to tell you guys I was psychic.
Booker, we're your friends.
-You can tell us anything. -Yeah.
Just don't do it during the movie.
Hey, where's the remote?
Hm. Ah.
Here it is.
Two in a row.
Wow! Just wow.
Psychic best friend!
♪ ♪