1 00:00:01,459 --> 00:00:03,461 ♪ `♪ 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,589 Alright, Booker's dentist appointment on Tuesday, 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,258 Alice's karate class Wednesday, 4 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,593 and Dad's checkup on Friday. 5 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,013 (laughs) I am a scheduling wizard. 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:16,057 You might as well call me Hermione Arranger. 7 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,476 (laughing) 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,770 Oh, I should have scheduled somebody to laugh at that. 9 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,898 Hey, Mom. Uh, where's the fire extinguisher? 10 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,900 Oh yeah, it's right next to the first aid kit 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,694 I keep meaning to buy. 12 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:29,988 Why? What you doin' up there? 13 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,032 I'm working on my project for the science fair next Tuesday. 14 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:33,783 Oh, no, no, no. 15 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,577 You got a dentist appointment booked that day. 16 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,954 Never thought I'd say this but I'd rather go to the dentist. 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,664 -(snaps) -Oh, found it. 18 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,584 No, no, no, listen, I'll just reschedule you for Wednesday, 19 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,254 and then I will put Alice next week for her karate class, 20 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,007 and she can just slap you around till then. 21 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,427 (gasps) Just the man I wanted to see! 22 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,471 I don't like the sound of that. 23 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,349 Dad, I got your whole Saturday planned out. Okay, 24 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,101 you got a nose hair trimming at 9:30, 25 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,312 you have a chiropractor appointment at 11:00, 26 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,815 and your trainer is gonna work on them glutes at 1:00. 27 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,943 Ah, Dad, I got you scheduled from your rooter to your tooter! 28 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,653 What is that thing? 29 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,281 Well, since no one else can keep track of their schedules, 30 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,992 I have created the Baxter Board! 31 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,161 The Baxter Board. 32 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,121 Well, you're gonna have to change your Sunday schedule 33 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,874 because that's Alice's birthday. We're going to dinner. 34 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:25,043 Oh, right, her birthday. 35 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,129 But, see, I got us all down for a family mole check. 36 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,799 Is there any way we can move her birthday to Monday? 37 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:31,966 Raven! 38 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,635 Alright, alright. 39 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,512 Hey, Grandpa, why didn't she say anything about her birthday? 40 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,806 She doesn't like to make a big deal about it. 41 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,058 Usually, we just do a little family thing. 42 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,309 RAVEN: Ah! 43 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:44,854 There! Birthday on Sunday. 44 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,066 Everything is perfect. Nobody change a thing. 45 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,860 Well, I better get back to work on my science project. 46 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,821 And if you smell something burning, don't worry. 47 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,572 I got this, alright? Safety first. 48 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,657 (clang) 49 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:57,784 (crying) 50 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,245 Break a toe, you on your own. 51 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,414 I can't take you to the hospital till, like, uh, November. 52 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,499 Walk it off, Booker, walk it off. 53 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,835 (theme music playing) 54 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,503 ♪ Ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪ 55 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,213 ♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪ 56 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,173 ♪ But then life had other plans ♪ 57 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,258 ♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪ 58 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,010 ♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪ 59 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,013 ♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪ 60 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,055 ♪ New city, I’m finding my way ♪ 61 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,515 ♪ It’s gonna take some time ♪ 62 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,726 -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪ 63 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,061 ♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪ 64 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,522 ♪ We're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪ 65 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,524 -♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 66 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,651 -♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ 67 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,028 ♪ It's our crowd! ♪ 68 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,363 ♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪ 69 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,699 ♪ Down for each other like family should ♪ 70 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,035 -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ When it's tough ♪ 71 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,370 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ -♪ We got love ♪ 72 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,331 ♪ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪ 73 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,834 ♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪ 74 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,044 (Raven laughing) 75 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,378 Yep! That's us. 76 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,172 ♪ ♪ 77 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,717 ♪ ♪ 78 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,093 Come on, Dad, hurry up! 79 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,553 If your nose hairs get any longer, 80 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,472 we're going to have to get the gardener to trim 'em! 81 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:04,100 Change of plans. All that stuff you scheduled for me, 82 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,435 I'm not doing any of 'em. 83 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:06,770 Why not? 84 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,563 Well, my doctor wanted me 85 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,357 to find ways to de-stress. 86 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,234 So I am going to a mindfulness retreat. 87 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:17,030 A day of peace, positivity, and... 88 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,239 relaxation. 89 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,741 That's nice, but the Baxter Board says-- 90 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:21,159 You know what? You should try it. 91 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,577 Yeah, I would love to. Hold on. 92 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,662 Let me check with my assistant. Tink-tink. Raven? 93 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,415 Hey, girl. Yeah, it's Raven. (laughs) Yeah. 94 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,460 Listen, I was wondering if you can schedule some me time? 95 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,087 Oh... 96 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,880 Oh, I'm too busy taking care of... 97 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,508 everybody else? 98 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,718 Yeah, that's what I thought. 99 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,637 Also, you're doing a great job. 100 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,222 (laughs) Tink-tink. 101 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,684 Raven, your Saturday just opened up. 102 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,936 You can finally do something for yourself. 103 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,437 What would you like to do? 104 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,524 Well, I guess I can help Booker with his-- 105 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,109 No! You! 106 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:55,985 -Well, Alice needs to-- -No. 107 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,737 You. 108 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,282 -Ivy-- -Not even your child, Raven! 109 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,370 I'm doing this for me, just for myself. 110 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,163 You should do the same. 111 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,126 -(door opens) -Yeah. 112 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,836 -(door shuts) -That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna... 113 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,879 gonna focus on me. I can do that. 114 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,716 (whooshing) 115 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,552 (echoing): Someone call a doctor, quick! 116 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,762 (whooshing) 117 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,727 Focus on me. My visions don't even focus on me! 118 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,896 ♪ ♪ 119 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,567 So, your birthday's tomorrow! That's exciting! 120 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,152 Yeah, I guess. 121 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,279 What? Birthdays are the best! 122 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,073 I mean, the parties, the presents, 123 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,825 the constant attention. 124 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,286 It's the one day out of the year my mama can't say, 125 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,912 "This ain't about you, Booker." 126 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,331 Yeah... 127 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,916 I don't want a birthday party. 128 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,170 Besides, even if I did, 129 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,756 none of the kids at my school want to come anyway. 130 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,174 Thanks for the sandwich. 131 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,052 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 132 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,137 ♪ ♪ 133 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,681 I got your 911 text. What's the emergency? 134 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,183 (shoes flapping) 135 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,020 I came as soon as I could. 136 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,355 Were you in the shower? 137 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,232 Yeah, but it's no big deal. I do it every day. 138 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,276 So, what's the emergency? 139 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,862 -Alice doesn't want a birthday party! -(gasps) 140 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,198 That's not really a 911 emergency. 141 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,867 Are you kidding? I can't think of anything worse 142 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,660 than not having a 10th birthday party. 143 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,372 You can't think of anything worse? 144 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,374 I can, Ivy, 145 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,417 but I try not to go there. 146 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,586 I think she secretly wants to have a party, 147 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,630 but she's afraid none of her classmates are gonna show up. 148 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,215 You know how that feels, right, Ivy? 149 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,426 Okay. First, ouch. 150 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,721 And second, we are not letting that happen to Alice. 151 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,390 Okay! Looks like we're throwin' a party! 152 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,766 -Yeah! -Right after Neil washes 153 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:50,725 that stuff out of his hair. 154 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,728 Oh no. This conditioner is leave-in, so we're good. 155 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,815 ♪ ♪ 156 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,902 (clang, ringing) 157 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,279 (sustained tone) 158 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,447 (tone stops) 159 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,700 Welcome, my sweet souls. 160 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,744 I am Indigo. Heh. 161 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,580 Oh! Hello, my friend. 162 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:16,209 I personally sojourned these butterflies 163 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,961 through their metamorphosis. 164 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,587 And as with them, 165 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:23,091 so shall you emerge from your cocoon... 166 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,468 transformed. Namaste. 167 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,220 ALL: Namaste. 168 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,933 (quietly): Now, this is what I'm talking about. 169 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,103 No stress, no kids, no-- 170 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,981 (quietly): Excuse me. I just wanna pardon through. (laughs) 171 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,649 -Raven? -Hey, Dad. 172 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,402 What are you doing here? 173 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,280 You couldn't just let me do my own thing 174 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,781 for one afternoon, could you? 175 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,450 Listen, I had a vision, okay? 176 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,161 No, no. No visions. Go home. 177 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,787 (scoffs) You won't even know I'm here. 178 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,456 I just wanna make sure nothing happens. 179 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,958 Nothing is gonna happen. Please go. 180 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,960 -Nah, I'ma stay. -CLASS: Namaste. 181 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,211 I'm sorry, what? 182 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,757 Raven, this is my relaxation retreat. 183 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,343 I came here for peace and quiet. 184 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,969 Go... home. 185 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,471 Nah, I'ma stay. 186 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,848 -CLASS: Namaste. -Really, what are you guys saying? 187 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,226 You're gonna get me in trouble. 188 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,978 -Go home. -Nah, I'ma stay. 189 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,688 CLASS: Namaste. 190 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,648 Alright. New rule. 191 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:24,319 From now on, only Indigo says namaste. 192 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,653 CLASS: Namaste. 193 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,031 Alright, that's really going to have to be the last one. 194 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,576 ♪ ♪ 195 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,205 Hey, man, this is lookin' pretty good. 196 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,581 Lucky my grandpa still had some stuff 197 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,874 from one of his old birthday parties. 198 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,129 Yeah, because every 10-year-old dreams of being... 199 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,507 older than dirt. 200 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,677 Alice and Neil will be back from getting ice cream any minute. 201 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,054 Where is everybody? You emailed all the kids in her class, right? 202 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,556 -Yep. -Then, where are they? 203 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,726 What if Alice was right? What if no one shows up? 204 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,311 (doorbell rings) 205 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,232 (laughs) Ivy, I don't know what you were worried about! 206 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,818 These kids clearly know a good party when they hear about one. 207 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,946 -Come on. -Quick! Everybody, over here. 208 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,950 Okay, Alice has no idea 209 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,535 we're throwing this surprise party for her, 210 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,869 so when she walks through this door, 211 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,664 I want everyone to yell, "Surprise!" Okay? 212 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,708 Here they come. 213 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,338 BOOKER and IVY: Surprise! 214 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,217 Why-why didn't y'all yell surprise? 215 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,803 We're too close together for yelling. 216 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,222 Any sound above 120 decibels 217 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,599 can permanently damage your tympanic membrane. 218 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,768 Your eardrum. 219 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:40,812 Who knows that? 220 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,607 What are they doing here? 221 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,151 It's for your birthday! 222 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,069 I know you thought if you had a party, they wouldn't come, 223 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:51,489 but look. They're all here, for you. 224 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,782 For Alice? 225 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,493 My mom said Neil deGrasse Tyson would be speaking. 226 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,122 I thought we're getting extra credit for this. 227 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:01,958 Well... 228 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,835 Not that I need it. 229 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:04,961 'Cause I don't! 230 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,046 Booker! 231 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,091 I didn't mean they wouldn't want to come to my party. 232 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,093 I meant any party. 233 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,387 They're highly competitive geniuses! 234 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,681 They're all school, no play. 235 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,683 Alice, they're kids! 236 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,935 What kids don't love a party? 237 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,607 You should've never let me do this. 238 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,692 ♪ ♪ 239 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,613 ♪ ♪ 240 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,490 (chimes tinkling) 241 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,450 And as you stretch, 242 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,994 release yourself from the constraints 243 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,662 of your meditative state. 244 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,792 (grunts) Well, I'm stuck in my meditative state. 245 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,543 Can I get a little help here, please? 246 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,339 (muttering) 247 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,509 -Wow. Oh. Oh... Ow! Ow! -(Raven grunting) 248 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,885 My hair! 249 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,221 Oh... See? 250 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,681 See, this is why you don't go synthetic. 251 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,598 I got a girl named Kiki, 252 00:09:58,682 --> 00:09:59,933 she'll slap it right back on for you, though. 253 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,977 Yes, I wear extensions. 254 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,562 And I'm not ashamed. 255 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,900 Let's all recenter with a breathing exercise. 256 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,194 Oh, a breathing exercise? I got this in the bag. 257 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,113 -I been breathing my whole life. What? -(shushing) 258 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,573 Oh. Yes! 259 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,992 Excellent idea, my friend. 260 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,203 Let's all choose a partner 261 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,206 to help you spark your Qi. Oh! 262 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,500 Spark my Qi. That's hilarious. 263 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,294 Oh, excuse me. Th-that's my dad, and he's gonna be my partner. 264 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,797 -So, me-ow. -Raven, what are you doing? 265 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,174 -Tell her to switch with me. -No. Leave. 266 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,677 (high-pitched): What? Dad, why? I didn't even do anything. 267 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,303 Hey, what's going on? 268 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,181 Raven, you're ruining this for me. 269 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,599 Dad, trust me, okay? 270 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,519 I had a "feeling" that something bad was going to happen. 271 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,689 You and I both know that your "feelings" are usually wrong. 272 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,358 Now, now. Everyone's feelings are valid. 273 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,401 Thank you, Indigo. 274 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,780 Well, I'm feeling like you're always hovering over me. 275 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,782 -Also valid. -Whose side are you on, Indigo? 276 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,784 Raven, you're stressing me out. 277 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,619 I'm stressing you out. Really, Dad? 278 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:02,704 Try taking care of yourself. 279 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,748 I would, if you would let me! 280 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,499 Enough! 281 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,044 Forget about the breathing! Everyone, stop breathing! 282 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:09,961 (sharp inhales) 283 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,797 -Oh no. Keep breathing. -(all exhaling) 284 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,507 We're just moving on to something else. 285 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,552 Two hours of silent reflection. 286 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,804 -Two hours? -Oh, come on, man. 287 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,222 Okay, my bad. 288 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,351 ♪ ♪ 289 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,271 This is embarrassing! 290 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,441 This TV doesn't even have an adaptive sampler! 291 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,487 I told you. The variance pixelation 292 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,490 was due to the age of the model, not a flaw in the firmware. 293 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,075 You're a flaw in the firmware. 294 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,994 (kids giggling) 295 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,579 What is happening? 296 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,750 They're making your grandpa's smart TV look really dumb. 297 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,753 See? This is why I didn't want to have a birthday party. 298 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:52,837 I can't give up. 299 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,383 You stop brushing your teeth when your arm gets tired. 300 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,634 You can give up. 301 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,305 I used to go to that school. 302 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,433 It was all competition and grades, not fun and games. 303 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,102 We didn't even have a gym! 304 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,228 Except the janitor. 305 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,604 But he went by James. 306 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,273 (laughing) 307 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,736 See? That school's why I can't tell a joke. 308 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,864 Wait, that was a joke? 309 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,617 (sighs) The place ruined you! 310 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,245 We have to get them to have fun. 311 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,038 We don't want them to end up like Ivy. 312 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,456 ♪ ♪ 313 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,626 Who out there loves magic? 314 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,211 Ooh! Me! Me! 315 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,089 I am the Amazing Booker, 316 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,592 and this is my assistant, Ivy. 317 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,470 Why do I have to be the assistant? Because I'm the girl? 318 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,017 Oh. That's why. 319 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,438 And now, my small-headed assistant Ivy 320 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,732 will hand me my first magic trick. 321 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,361 Behold! 322 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:02,073 -Solid metal rings. -(clanking) 323 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,784 -(clank) -Ah... 324 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,495 -(clank) -Whoa-ho-ho! 325 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,042 Ta-da! 326 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,251 That's magic. 327 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,503 What?! (laughs) 328 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,591 That was incredible! 329 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,428 It's incredible that you were fooled by that. 330 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,181 There's a gap in one ring that he was obscuring 331 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,891 with his finger, 332 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,934 and not very well. 333 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,812 Ta-da! 334 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,940 Is that true? 335 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,776 Okay, okay. (nervous laugh) 336 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,653 Let's see if you can figure out this next trick. (clears throat) 337 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,865 An ordinary cup... and ball. 338 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,533 There's a false bottom mechanism 339 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,535 that hides the ball when you put it inside. 340 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,122 Wait, seriously? 341 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,707 Are you not doing magic? 342 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,168 Is magic not real? 343 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,212 If you could make us disappear, 344 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,797 now would be a good time. 345 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,883 ♪ ♪ 346 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,886 (thinking): How could you choose another partner over me? 347 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,471 (thinking): You're messing up my experience! 348 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,431 I just don't want you to get hurt. 349 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,641 Oh, there you go. 350 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,976 Using my heart attack as an excuse again. 351 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,938 Dad, I had a vision that you needed a doctor. 352 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,857 I've been working out, I've been eating right. 353 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,901 But you're still treating me like a baby. 354 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,778 Because you're still acting like a baby! 355 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,491 Rae, you're suffocating me. It's like I can't even breathe. 356 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,951 No. No, no, no, don't blame that on me. 357 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,661 You can't breathe because it's hot enough 358 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,745 to fry a egg in here. 359 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,163 That's why you can't breathe. 360 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,082 Oh, no! 361 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,917 -Don't-- -(wings flapping) 362 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,419 Ooh. Bye. 363 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,087 Ah-- My butterflies! 364 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,255 My bad. 365 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,923 That's it! 366 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,591 I've had enough! 367 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,844 I want you... and you... 368 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,763 out... of the retreat. 369 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,682 -RAVEN: Oh. -Ooh... 370 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,686 Someone call a doctor, quick! 371 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,063 Oh, it was him... 372 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,025 That was your "feeling," wasn't it? 373 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,860 -Are you okay? -Get her away from me! 374 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,653 -What? I didn't even-- -Raven, just go. 375 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,997 I should leave? (laughs) 376 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,625 He doesn't appreciate anything I do. None of them do! 377 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,295 Okay, this isn't the exit. 378 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,967 Uh-oh. 379 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,344 (beeping) 380 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,262 -COMPUTER VOICE: Heat and steam on. -(hissing) 381 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,015 -Okay, that's not good. -(knocking) 382 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,684 Somebody! Somebody help me out of here! 383 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,144 Ungrateful Dad? 384 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,438 Hippie-dippy guru guy?! 385 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,106 Butterflies! 386 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,192 ♪ ♪ 387 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,320 ♪ ♪ 388 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,697 Alright, party's over. You don't have to go home, 389 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,075 but you can't stay here. Uh, bye-bye. 390 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,994 Uh, w-w-wait! You can't leave yet! 391 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,455 We're gonna do balloon animals! 392 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,833 Why do you know how to make balloon animals? 393 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,043 When both your parents work nights, 394 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,170 you watch a lot of online tutorials. 395 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,131 Also, if you need your brake pads changed, I'm your girl. 396 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,801 We gotta get this girl dating. 397 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,430 (balloon squeaking) 398 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,521 Okay, who's next? 399 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,856 I want the Watson and Crick model of DNA! 400 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,067 -That's an acronym for-- -I know what it is, Ernie. 401 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,947 (balloon squeaking) 402 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,116 (gasps) 403 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,076 KIDS: Ooh... 404 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,661 DNA? 405 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,496 More like DN-yay! 406 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,706 Ooh! Ooh! 407 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,125 (imitates guitar riff) 408 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,420 Will this day not end? 409 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,381 That was too easy. Come on. Challenge me. 410 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,218 Make me a molecular model of glucose. 411 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,845 KIDS: Ooh... 412 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,889 Oh, is that what we're doing, Paige? 413 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,474 If you can. 414 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,393 Oh, I can. 415 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,479 ♪ ♪ 416 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,567 Ivy, it's not gonna work. Give it up. 417 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,986 No, I can do this. I just need four more balloons. 418 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,070 (balloon pops) 419 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:10,989 Five more balloons. 420 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,117 I appreciate what you're trying to do, 421 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,077 but it's no use. 422 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,120 Look at them. 423 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,582 They'd rather do homework than play. 424 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,587 Wait, what if the homework was play? 425 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,006 Booker, you're a genius! 426 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,427 (scoffs) Okay, if he's a genius, what am I? 427 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,346 About to be a meme. 428 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,348 ♪ ♪ 429 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,476 -(steam hissing) -(Raven panting) 430 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,103 Okay, now I need to... I need to get out here. 431 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,396 (coughing) 432 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,522 (clicking) 433 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,442 Oh... No, don't like the dark. 434 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,152 Don't like the dark. 435 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,155 Hoo! It's so hot in here, my eyeballs are sweatin'. 436 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,367 Whoa, where am I? 437 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,577 (mystical music playing) 438 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,622 Who puts a mirror in a steam room? 439 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,876 Wow. I am literally a hot mess. 440 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,545 (slap) 441 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,715 -What in the Snow White is happening?! -(magical chime) 442 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:11,883 I'm what's happening. 443 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,968 -Who are you? -I'm you. 444 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,471 Oh no. O-oh no, I'm not doing this. 445 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,098 (magical chime) 446 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,974 Uh-uh. Not this time. 447 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,143 You've been running away from me for far too long. 448 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,728 We are having this conversation. 449 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,063 Oh no. 450 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,648 O-oh no, my brain has turned to soup. 451 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,650 I don't wanna go! (crying) 452 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,443 I don't wanna go. I wanna... 453 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,862 I want to see my kids grow old. I want to go to their house. 454 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,115 I wanna turn on all of their lights, and I wanna stand 455 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,075 in front of their refrigerator with the door open. 456 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,704 Stop, alright? It-it's too hot in here for all your spiraling. 457 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,331 You're gonna sweat out our edges. 458 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,500 What are you doing with our life? 459 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,127 You're not real. You're not real. 460 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,671 -You're not real. You're not real... Ah! -(magical chime) 461 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,006 You've been keeping yourself busy 462 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,550 with other people's problems to avoid facing the truth. 463 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,884 You're afraid. 464 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,178 Well, I am hallucinating in a steam room, 465 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,222 so I'm a little concerned. 466 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,099 You're wasting our life. 467 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,517 You don't know me. 468 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,519 You don't know you. 469 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,023 Ooh. That, uh, that hits different when it comes from yourself. 470 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,983 You're afraid to go for what you want. 471 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,028 What if I don't know what that is anymore? 472 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,864 Well then, you need to take a little time for you 473 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,198 and figure it out. 474 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,992 How do I do that? 475 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,536 Reflect on it. 476 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,413 Oh, I see you, Mirror Me. I see you, girl. 477 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,331 You funny! Yeah, you real funny, girl. 478 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,709 -Okay, I got you. I understand. -(hissing) 479 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,628 I see you. (laughs) I see you. 480 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,464 -I do, I see you. -(click) 481 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,548 (door opens) 482 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,427 Raven? I've been looking for you! 483 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,095 -What are you doing in here? -Dad. Dad, 484 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,222 I got locked in, and-and it was hot, 485 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,391 and there was steam, and Mirror Me? 486 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,643 Marry Me slapped me in the face, and I hit hard, Daddy. 487 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,354 I hit... I hit hard! 488 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,816 ♪ ♪ 489 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,278 I gotta give it to you, Booker. 490 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,655 Getting them to build a linear gravitational accelerator 491 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,407 was a pretty great idea. 492 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,742 That's a nerdy way to say slide. 493 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,285 Shh! If they find out 494 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,371 this is used for fun, they're never gonna do it. 495 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,998 Alright! Who's first? 496 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,250 Yeah, right. Go down it? 497 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,337 What do we look like, ninja warriors? 498 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,590 Probably right. I mean, you're only in fourth grade. 499 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:18,510 How good could the engineering calculations possibly be? 500 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,096 Uh, excuse you. I did that math myself. 501 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,598 And if it's good enough to send my gerbil into space, 502 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,141 it's good enough for this. 503 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,810 Did you get your gerbil back? 504 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,479 He knew what he signed up for. 505 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,944 Okay. Um, well, come on! 506 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,278 Somebody has to try this thing. 507 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,488 I'll do it! 508 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,281 Alice, no! 509 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,033 I should've told her I loved her. 510 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,995 Woo-hoo! 511 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,124 That was awesome! Who's next? 512 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,333 (kids cheering) 513 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,211 Alright, alright! You all get a turn. 514 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,505 Right after me! 515 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,094 This is the best birthday party I've ever had. 516 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,263 -Thanks for not listening to me. -Anytime. 517 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,308 Alright. Go, go, go, go, go. 518 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,644 This is way better than stairs! 519 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,481 I'm a ninja warrior! 520 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,026 Science makes me feel alive! 521 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,988 Hey, Dad. Sorry Indigo banned you for life. 522 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,656 Oh, it's okay. 523 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,158 He's not doing retreats anymore. 524 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,951 He's going back to selling used cars. 525 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,371 What happened back there? 526 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,583 Well, a wise person told me that I needed to spend 527 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,335 a little less time focusing on others 528 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,545 and a little more time focusing on myself. 529 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,839 -I've been saying that for weeks! -Yeah, 530 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,759 well, it didn't sound right until it came out of my mouth, so... 531 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,263 (kids laughing, cheering) 532 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,017 What is going on here? 533 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,728 What's going on is that Booker 534 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,356 threw me the best birthday party ever! 535 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,357 (cheering) 536 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,984 Oh, that's nice. 537 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,903 Raven, what are we going to do about this? 538 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,489 Oh, sorry, Dad, I'm focusing on me. 539 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,869 ♪ ♪ 540 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,623 Ah... 541 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,627 -(sighs) This is nice. -Hey, what are you doin' here? 542 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,921 Oh, taking a little me time. 543 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,255 Can you get out? 544 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,633 Uh, no. This is my bath. You get out. 545 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,718 Nah, I'ma stay. 546 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,762 Oh no, you're not. 547 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,806 -(pop, draining) -(gasps) 548 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:31,142 Oh snap...! 549 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,394 That's better. 550 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:33,812 ♪ ♪ 551 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,299 (drumroll) 552 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,843 Captioned by Point.360