1 00:00:04,866 --> 00:00:06,420 Alice, you ready? 2 00:00:06,523 --> 00:00:08,180 [Alice] I look ridiculous! 3 00:00:08,284 --> 00:00:09,423 Get in here. Let me see. 4 00:00:11,252 --> 00:00:13,910 Aw. You don't look ridiculous. 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,188 You look like a conductor in training. 6 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:19,743 Get it? Conductor in train-ing? [chuckles] 7 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,022 Yeah, I got it. I'm not going. 8 00:00:22,781 --> 00:00:25,301 No, you don't. We have a deal. 9 00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:28,269 You come with me to the Pasadena Train Expo, 10 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:30,478 and I buy that outfit that Tasha's been wanting. 11 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:33,274 The things I do for that doll. 12 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:37,002 What happened to you? 13 00:00:37,106 --> 00:00:38,486 We were trying to fix my car. 14 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:40,799 You know the oil goes on the inside, right? 15 00:00:40,902 --> 00:00:42,214 Oh, yeah. There's some in there. 16 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:45,114 Problem is, there's a whole lot more everywhere else. 17 00:00:46,253 --> 00:00:49,394 I'm gonna have to hire a mechanic, but that's gonna be expensive. 18 00:00:49,497 --> 00:00:50,464 Yeah. 19 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,329 Come on, Grandpa. Help a grandson out. 20 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:55,434 No way. 21 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:57,505 This trip is costing me a fortune. 22 00:00:57,609 --> 00:00:59,507 You know, if I could do it all over again, 23 00:00:59,611 --> 00:01:02,131 I'd open a hotel instead of a restaurant. 24 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:04,650 That's where the real money is. 25 00:01:05,272 --> 00:01:06,273 [chuckles] 26 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:07,998 Let's go, Alice. 27 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,656 You do have money, right? 28 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,831 Tasha's got her eye on some red bottoms. 29 00:01:12,934 --> 00:01:15,247 She may be a doll, but she don't play. 30 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:18,043 Hey, Neil, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 31 00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:20,977 [scoffing] Yeah. [normal] Tasha's so high maintenance. Ugh. 32 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,082 No. 33 00:01:22,185 --> 00:01:23,980 Hotels are where the money is. 34 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,534 We can rent out Grandpa Vic's and Alice's rooms for the night 35 00:01:26,638 --> 00:01:28,191 and make money to get my car running. 36 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:30,331 We're opening a hotel in your house? 37 00:01:30,435 --> 00:01:32,022 You're saying it like it's a bad idea. 38 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,714 Oh, sorry. [clears throat] 39 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:36,096 -We're opening a hotel in your house. -There you go. 40 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:40,479 ♪ Ha ha! Let me tell you something♪ 41 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:42,309 ♪ Had my vision all worked out♪ 42 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:44,966 -♪ But then life had other plans ♪ - Tell 'em, Mom♪ 43 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:47,141 ♪ It's crazy when things Turn upside down♪ 44 00:01:47,245 --> 00:01:49,661 ♪ But you gotta get up And take that chance♪ 45 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:52,560 -♪ A new city, I'm finding my way♪ - It's gonna take some time♪ 46 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:55,045 -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay♪ -♪ You know I got it, right?♪ 47 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,186 ♪ It might be wild But you know that we make it work♪ 48 00:01:57,289 --> 00:02:00,120 ♪ We're just fam caught up In a crazy world, come on!♪ 49 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:02,467 -♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ We get loud!♪ 50 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,917 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ It's our crowd!♪ 51 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:07,506 ♪ Might be tough But together we make it look good♪ 52 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:09,888 ♪ Down for each other like family should♪ 53 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:12,201 -♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ When it's tough♪ 54 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:14,513 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ We got love♪ 55 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:17,033 ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather You know we gonna shine♪ 56 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,105 ♪ There for each other You know it's our time♪ 57 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:22,314 [laughs] Yep, that's us. 58 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,707 [bell dings] 59 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:39,711 Ooh! The sweet sound of money in my pockets. 60 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:41,264 [knocking on door] 61 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:46,269 What took you so long? Guests are gonna be here any minute. 62 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:49,238 Oh, I stopped by the hotel my dad runs to pick up some supplies. 63 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:52,172 He was excited that I was finally showing an interest in his business 64 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:55,382 until he realized I was just there to take a bunch of tiny soaps. [chuckles] 65 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:58,454 I can't believe our ad was up half an hour and we already booked guests. 66 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:00,559 What can I say? I write a good ad. 67 00:03:00,663 --> 00:03:02,043 Hospitality runs in my family. 68 00:03:02,147 --> 00:03:04,391 My uncle's been sleeping on our couch for six months, 69 00:03:04,494 --> 00:03:07,048 and have we told him to leave? No, we have not. 70 00:03:08,049 --> 00:03:11,121 Look, I got fresh sheets on the bed, fresh towels in the bathroom, 71 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,882 and switched out Grandpa's pillows and mine. 72 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,297 Oh. Does he have bad pillows? 73 00:03:14,401 --> 00:03:16,126 No, he has great pillows. 74 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,474 I've been trying to get my hands on 'em for months. 75 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:21,270 I still feel like we're forgetting something. 76 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:23,548 No. No, Nikki. 77 00:03:23,651 --> 00:03:24,963 The pop-up is tonight. 78 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:28,173 Do not get on that private jet. I need you at work. 79 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:30,969 Your mom! How are we gonna run a secret hotel with her here? 80 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:33,454 Relax, all right? She's been so busy with her fashion thing, 81 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,938 she won't realize what we're up to. 82 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:38,079 Girl, no! We cannot have an office peacock. 83 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:39,426 Oh, hey, Alice. Hey, Dad. 84 00:03:39,529 --> 00:03:40,806 Have fun with your trains. 85 00:03:42,601 --> 00:03:44,500 I can't believe she thought that guy was Grandpa. 86 00:03:44,603 --> 00:03:46,812 -She didn't even realize that he's-- -Not bald? 87 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,126 Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. 88 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,240 Okay, my fellow future She-EOs, first on the agenda, 89 00:04:00,343 --> 00:04:02,828 please welcome out trial member, Ivy Chen. 90 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:05,762 Thank you. 91 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:07,868 You know, my dad was a Bayside She-EO. 92 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:10,042 Of course, back then, they were the He-EOs, 93 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:12,252 because, you know, the patriarchy. 94 00:04:13,425 --> 00:04:16,290 Yes, yes. We all hate the patriarchy. 95 00:04:17,118 --> 00:04:19,431 So, Ivy, as part of your trial, 96 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:22,020 what inspiring businesswoman have you arranged for us to shadow? 97 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:23,642 Oh, you're gonna love this. 98 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:26,335 My mom is a podiatrist, and we're gonna visit her clinic. 99 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:29,165 Today, she's removing ingrown toenails. 100 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,546 Pretty inspiring, right? 101 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:31,650 Whoo-hoo! 102 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:36,690 She's joking, she's joking. You're joking. 103 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:41,453 Look, we go to the same church, so my mom made me vouch for you. 104 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:42,661 -Yeah. -Please, 105 00:04:42,765 --> 00:04:45,561 tell me you have something better than toenails. 106 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:47,735 Oh. [scoffs] Of course I do. 107 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:49,979 Um, I 108 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,360 Ms. Baxter. 109 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:53,500 -Hey, Ivy. -Hey. 110 00:04:53,603 --> 00:04:56,675 Let me introduce you to the Bayside She-EO Club. 111 00:04:56,779 --> 00:04:58,470 -Ooh, the "She-EO Club." -Mm-hmm 112 00:04:58,574 --> 00:05:01,370 You know, that sounds like a female-empowerment cereal. 113 00:05:01,473 --> 00:05:03,648 Get it? "She-E-Os." Get it? 114 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:05,684 You should write that down. It's funny. 115 00:05:06,582 --> 00:05:10,206 Ms. Baxter is one of San Francisco's hottest new fashion designers. 116 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,553 Oh, stop it. Thank you. 117 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:15,384 And today, we'll be shadowing her. 118 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:17,178 Today? That's a She-E-No. 119 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:18,352 Oh. Okay. Wait, I'll-- 120 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:21,079 Ms. Baxter? Okay, please? 121 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:24,116 Every Bayside She-EO has gone to an Ivy League college, 122 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,429 but I'm not in the club yet. I need to impress them. 123 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:28,017 [sighs] I've been there. 124 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:31,020 Awkward girl wanting to chill with the popular crowd. 125 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,678 -Yeah, so you were-- -Yeah, I was. I was popular. 126 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:36,543 -That's not what your dad says. -Do you want my help or not? 127 00:05:36,646 --> 00:05:37,751 -Yes, please. -Okay. 128 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:44,792 So, I was gonna get Tasha a tiny backpack, 129 00:05:44,896 --> 00:05:46,967 but now I'm thinking a new clutch. 130 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,728 'Cause you know that girl is always purse first. 131 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:54,043 She should get a briefcase 'cause Tasha needs to get a job. 132 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:58,323 Oh, Pop-Pop, the GPS says 133 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:00,601 that you need to get on the highway at the next on-ramp. 134 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:02,638 Next on-ramp? No, that's the long way. 135 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:03,708 But the GPS says-- 136 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:06,055 I've been driving to the Train Expo for 15 years. 137 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,643 I think I know how to get there. 138 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:10,922 Make a right at the dead tree, go past Louie's Gas Station, 139 00:06:11,025 --> 00:06:13,994 and keep going till you see a really ugly house. 140 00:06:14,891 --> 00:06:16,755 But the GPS says that you need-- 141 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:19,137 I don't need GPS. I got my own GPS. 142 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,381 Grandpa Positioning System. 143 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,832 And it's telling me, "Keep going till I see the dead tree," 144 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,835 which should be right around 145 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:28,974 Where my dead tree? 146 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,427 -Are we lost? -No. No, we're fine. 147 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:37,397 I'll know where I am once I see the lady selling puppies and tomatoes. 148 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:40,434 We are so lost. 149 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:49,857 Yo. Got our guests all settled in. 150 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:52,619 This gonna be the easiest money I ever made. [chuckles] 151 00:06:52,722 --> 00:06:53,758 What's with the cookies? 152 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,313 Fresh-baked cookies are one of The Booker Inn's signature amenities. 153 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,935 Neil, we don't have any amenities. 154 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:00,765 Then what am I burning my mouth on? 155 00:07:00,868 --> 00:07:02,145 Oh. 156 00:07:02,249 --> 00:07:03,388 [bell dings] 157 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:10,430 Mr. Jorgenson, what can we do for you? 158 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,121 Well, first of all, we love the room. 159 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,364 It's got a real grandpa aesthetic. 160 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,160 And also, we'd like to book a snorkel lesson. 161 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:18,955 S-s-snorkel lesson? 162 00:07:19,611 --> 00:07:21,855 Uh-huh. Jus-Just one moment. 163 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:26,411 Yo, we offer snorkel lessons? 164 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:30,035 Booker, we are one of San Francisco's premier boutique lodging destinations. 165 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:32,382 Our amenities are what separate us from our competition. 166 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,901 We don't have any competition. 167 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:38,423 Yes. And with that attitude, someone's gonna be Employee of the Month. 168 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:39,493 Boop. 169 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,495 [bell dings] 170 00:07:48,019 --> 00:07:51,263 Hi. My wife would like to sign up for the Mexican cooking class. 171 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:52,851 Ah. Very good, sir. 172 00:07:54,784 --> 00:07:56,027 Would you like the Four-Course Fiestaor the Eating La Vida Locapackage? 173 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:57,269 Neil, a word. 174 00:07:57,373 --> 00:07:58,374 [speaking Spanish] 175 00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:03,068 Neil, what else did you put in our ad? 176 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,934 -"Turndown service"? -Mm-hmm. 177 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:08,591 "Mud baths"? 178 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:11,387 "'70s Throwback Disco-cise"? 179 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,562 All the top hotels do it. 180 00:08:13,665 --> 00:08:15,391 We have to if we're gonna stay competitive. 181 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,187 We are not a real hotel! I'm just in this for the money. 182 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:21,431 My dad says that's the worst reason to get into the hospitality business. 183 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,675 -It's hard work. -[bell dings] 184 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:26,229 [stammers] It wasn't supposed to be. 185 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:36,861 Ah. The fashion industry is a fast-paced business 186 00:08:36,964 --> 00:08:38,863 filled with glamour and excitement. 187 00:08:38,966 --> 00:08:40,140 -Are there models here? -No. 188 00:08:40,243 --> 00:08:41,244 -Photographers? -No. 189 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:42,936 -Is there going to be a fashion show? -No. 190 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,524 No, there's no fashion show, okay? 191 00:08:44,627 --> 00:08:46,422 I'm taking you to where it all starts. 192 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:50,495 Ooh. Origin story. That's exciting. 193 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,911 -With a needle and thread. -Or not. 194 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:55,811 Look who didn't get on the jet. 195 00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:58,538 Are you proud of me? Making good decisions. 196 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:00,954 What are those? 197 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:03,750 Well, those are the great business minds of tomorrow. 198 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:04,889 I'm inspiring them. 199 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:06,822 Are you sure? They look bored. 200 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:12,621 Well, that's because they haven't seen the wall of thread. 201 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,174 Wow! 202 00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:16,107 The wall of thread. 203 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,522 -Cool. -[giggles] I know. 204 00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:20,836 Well, wha-what-- What? What is that? Is that blue? 205 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:23,286 -Well, to the untrained eye, it's blue -Oh. 206 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:26,462 but to a fashion designer, that is cobalt. 207 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,567 Ah. 208 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,499 Wait, no it's not. I don't think that's cobalt. 209 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,639 That might be sapphire. 210 00:09:30,742 --> 00:09:32,572 Or is that robin's egg? 211 00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:35,160 Tell Ariana I want my tiara back. 212 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:37,024 Girl's album goes platinum three times 213 00:09:37,128 --> 00:09:39,302 and she thinks anything left on her yacht is hers. 214 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,478 Are you talking about Ariana Venti? 215 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,376 I was talking about Ariana Murphy. 216 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,932 Yeah. That's right. I knew her before the new name and the new nose. 217 00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:50,590 Yeah, okay, now, this is cobalt. 218 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,971 Now, do you think that's lapis? 219 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:55,767 Ms. Baxter, I am begging you, let the thread go. 220 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:57,286 -We are losing them. -[She-EOs chattering] 221 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:00,565 And that's me and Ariana at Post Malone's after party. 222 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:03,016 And that's us at Post Malone's after-after party. 223 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:05,984 I think we already lost 'em. 224 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,677 And that's us at Post Malone's after -after-after party. 225 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,817 Post Malone wasn't even invited to that. 226 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:20,412 Pop-Pop, just admit it. We're lost. 227 00:10:20,516 --> 00:10:22,173 Can I please use my GPS? 228 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:25,866 No. The ugly house is right around there! 229 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:29,559 Whoa. That house is ugly. 230 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:33,840 I've heard of fixer-uppers, but that's a fixer-downer. 231 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,082 [laughs] 232 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:38,327 Come on. You've been making train jokes for hours. 233 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:44,920 Funny you brought it up because we're now back on track. 234 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:46,853 [groans] I deserve that. 235 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:53,031 [tires screech] 236 00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:54,239 What happened? Are you okay? 237 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,379 No! I left Tasha at home! We have to go back. 238 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:58,381 But we're almost by the red dumpster. 239 00:10:58,485 --> 00:10:59,624 That's the halfway point. 240 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:02,454 I can't buy clothes for Tasha without her. 241 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,249 She has to try them on. 242 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,423 Are you serious? 243 00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:07,045 We made a deal. You promised. 244 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:09,669 Fine. Don't worry, I know a shortcut. 245 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:10,877 And do me a favor. 246 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,534 Keep an eye out for a bike leaning against a big rock. 247 00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,233 That's it, Jorgensons. 248 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:24,580 You'll be snorkeling for real in no time. 249 00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:27,307 Oh! Check it out! 250 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:29,067 A coral reef. 251 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:30,275 [Jorgensons] Ooh. 252 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,277 Bucket list complete. 253 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:34,866 You promised we'd see a shark. 254 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,488 Oh, well [chuckles] you're in luck, 255 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:38,870 -'cause here comes a shark now. -[gasps] 256 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,598 I said, "Here comes a shark now." 257 00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:45,635 [sighs] 258 00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,431 I'm not doing this. 259 00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,091 You have to. 260 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:55,300 We guaranteed a shark sighting or their money back. 261 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:57,061 -[snarls] I'm a shark. -Ah! 262 00:11:57,164 --> 00:12:00,167 Whoa! Wait till the guys in the office see this. 263 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:02,238 Who's a coward now? 264 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:04,654 -[snarls] -Ah! It's still me. It's still me! 265 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:07,105 [disco music playing] ♪♪♪ 266 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:10,143 That's it! You're doing great! [pants] 267 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:11,903 Now reach for the top shelf. 268 00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:14,837 Oops, maybe it's on the bottom shelf. 269 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:15,976 Oh. Not there either. 270 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,185 We need to [singsongy] wave down the manager. 271 00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:19,669 Wave down the manager. 272 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:24,122 All right, so, I'm about to teach you guys my abuelita's secret mole recipe. 273 00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:26,435 So if you're ever playing the penny slots in Reno, 274 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:27,988 this never happened. 275 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,956 This is so exciting. 276 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,303 I've never cooked with a real jalapeño before. 277 00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:33,545 Is anybody else nervous? 278 00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:36,721 Just remember, touching your eyes after handling a hot pepper 279 00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:38,274 is a real jalape-no-no. 280 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,968 Holy mole, that burns! 281 00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:51,460 And this is a picture of a salad I ordered at Antonio's. 282 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,325 And this is a picture of a salad I ordered at The Blue Canoe, 283 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:55,947 which is not as good as Antonio's, 284 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,053 but it's harder to get into, so it's better. 285 00:12:58,156 --> 00:13:00,365 Yeah. This isn't interesting anymore. 286 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,574 Come on. Let's just go. 287 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:04,645 Oh, um, we're going? 288 00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,475 Well, we are. 289 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,547 [sighs] Okay, look, I know today wasn't exciting, 290 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,342 but if you could give me another chance-- 291 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:13,585 I was rooting for you, Ivy. I really was. 292 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,243 But you're just not She-EO material. 293 00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:20,006 O-Okay, She-EOs, hey, hold up, now. 294 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,214 Wait a second, all right? 295 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,318 I got like a-- 296 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,907 I got an exclusive pop-up event tonight. 297 00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:28,083 I could put you on the list. That's right. There's a list. 298 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,223 Will there be celebrities there? 299 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,536 Newt Slackley's been coming around a lot lately, so 300 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:35,780 Anybody else? 301 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,609 Ariana Venti will be there. 302 00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:38,852 -Seriously? -Seriously? 303 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:40,578 Yeah. Right, Nikki? 304 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:41,717 Totally. 305 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,238 Ivy, you make this happen and you have my vote. 306 00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:47,585 -[gasps] -Which means you have all the votes. 307 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:56,905 Oh. Well, that is nice of you to have Ariana Venti come to my pop-up. 308 00:13:57,008 --> 00:13:58,561 Oh, I can't do that. 309 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,737 Then why did you say, "Totally"? 310 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,912 I don't know. You said Ariana Venti was gonna be there, 311 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,741 I thought we were just lying about stuff. 312 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,469 Can you please just ask her to come? 313 00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:10,642 It would mean a lot to me. 314 00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:11,954 Totally. 315 00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:13,611 You mean, "Totally," like you'll ask? 316 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:15,924 No, I mean, "Totally," like it would mean a lot to you. 317 00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:17,960 Nikki. 318 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,444 Fine, I'll text her. 319 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,722 -[chimes] -Yeah, she said no. 320 00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,276 -Are you sure? -Totally. 321 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:28,868 That was a nightmare. 322 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,731 At least it's almost over. 323 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:32,630 Well 324 00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:34,874 Neil. 325 00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:36,427 Why isn't it almost over? 326 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,258 We just have to watch Lisbeth while her parents go out. 327 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,157 -Babysitting? -Okay, but that's it. 328 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,262 All right? I promise. No more surprises. 329 00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:47,645 -Grandpa Vic! -Okay, starting now. 330 00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,923 [clears throat] No more surprises. 331 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,482 Booker, what is going on here? 332 00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:58,932 Um, we're 333 00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:02,522 Uh, playing hotel. Yep. It's a thing we do when no one's home. 334 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,110 Play hotel. 335 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,666 -That's weird. -U-Uh, what are you two doing back? 336 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:11,669 -I forgot Tasha. I'll go grab her. -No, no, no. I'll go get her. 337 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:15,190 I am the bellhop. In the game. That we play. 338 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:16,777 Hotel. 339 00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:23,198 So [chuckles] first time in San Francisco? 340 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:27,892 Oh, there you are. 341 00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,136 Hey, I was playing with her! 342 00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:33,277 -Shh. Keep your voice down. -But that's my doll! 343 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:35,658 There are toys upstairs, all right? 344 00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:38,213 You can play with anything you want. Just get lost. 345 00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,698 Booker, who are you talking to? 346 00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,631 -[bell dings] -What was that? 347 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,840 -I didn't hear anything. -You didn't hear that? 348 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,462 What, that ding? No. [chuckles] 349 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:47,808 Would you excuse me? 350 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,403 [whispering] Mr. Jorgenson. What can I do for you? 351 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,992 -Why are you whispering? -Because you're whispering. 352 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,994 Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. 353 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,721 Hey. My wife would like an extra towel. 354 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:06,137 Unfortunately, I used the two you supplied. 355 00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:08,174 I'm a very wet showerer. 356 00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:11,729 No problem. As many towels as you want. Dish towels, beach towels, paper towels. 357 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,731 You just go upstairs, all right? Go. Go, go, go! 358 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:14,835 Oh, okay. [chuckles] 359 00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:18,149 Sir, you can't come in here, okay? 360 00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:20,738 The lobby is reserved for a private event. [chuckles] 361 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,671 Private event? Neil, this is my house. 362 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,536 I'm sorry. We're just so into this game. We're very committed. 363 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,262 You two should be committed. 364 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,918 [chuckles, stammering] 365 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,851 Th-Th-That is so funny. 366 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,681 You are gonna have so much fun on the road, 367 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,924 which is where you should be right now. 368 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:40,240 And if you're ever back in San Francisco, please do consider staying with us. 369 00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:42,760 Where else would I stay? 370 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:45,383 This is my house. 371 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,016 [shoppers chattering] 372 00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,089 So? A local businesswoman chasing her dream? 373 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,298 It's like She -E-Whoa, am I right? 374 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:07,371 We've been here for over an hour. When is Ariana Venti getting here? 375 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,238 Okay. Okay, look. The truth is-- 376 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:15,413 [imitating Ariana] It is I, Ariana Venti. 377 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:19,935 -Uh, what is happening? -It's her! 378 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,247 You really think that's her? 379 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:24,595 [blows raspberry] Because I do. Obviously. 380 00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:27,667 Oh, don't look at me! Don't look at me. 381 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:30,739 My guru has me on an attention fast. 382 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,259 For the record, I never doubted you! 383 00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,676 Look at these clothes! They're genius. 384 00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,609 Who is the designer? I love her. 385 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,819 You saw her. I totally came through. We should go. 386 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,752 -I gotta get a selfie first. -No, wait! 387 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,065 Ariana! Hi. I can't believe it's really you. 388 00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:49,861 -Can I get a selfie? -No! No selfies! No! 389 00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:53,658 My-My-My stylist has me on a selfie cleanse. 390 00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:56,489 Something's off. 391 00:17:56,592 --> 00:18:00,148 Get ready to lose your minds. It is I, Ariana Venti. 392 00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,461 -[normal] Nikki? -Raven? 393 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:04,531 Dang it. 394 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:12,781 Okay, Avery, here's the deal, and you-- you're gonna laugh so much. Um. 395 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,370 Those two? Not Ariana Venti. 396 00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:17,648 No kidding. 397 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,099 I've never done anything nice before. 398 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,135 -How do you think it's going? -Not great. 399 00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:28,037 Avery, I really wanted to be in this club, so I was trying to impress you. 400 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,695 Well, you didn't. 401 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,525 Real She-EOs deliver. 402 00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:35,286 No. 403 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:37,978 Real She-EOs have each other's backs. 404 00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:40,705 That's what Ms. Baxter and Nikki did for me. 405 00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:44,226 They didn't have to. But they did it. Because they are bosses. 406 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,573 Correction, I'm the boss. She the assistant. 407 00:18:46,677 --> 00:18:47,678 She good. 408 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,922 It doesn't matter what they did. 409 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:53,925 You were never getting in. 410 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,548 [scoffs, chuckles] 411 00:18:57,274 --> 00:19:00,346 Avery, you had the honor of learning from one of the most inspiring women I know. 412 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,416 [shoppers chattering] 413 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,695 But all you cared about was some vapid, ridiculous pop star. 414 00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:07,180 -Ariana Venti. -Yes, exactly. Ariana Venti. 415 00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:11,426 You know, she is the epitome of ridiculous celebrity culture. 416 00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:15,706 -Oh, Ivy. -No, 10% talent, 90% hype. 417 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,777 -Ivy. -No, no, no, Ms. Baxter, 418 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,365 this needs to be said. 419 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:24,749 Women like you are the true She -EOs! Not shallow pop stars like-- 420 00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:27,614 -What? Who-- Ariana Venti! -Oh, my God! 421 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,170 Oh. 422 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,690 Kids and their pop stars. Glad I was never like that. 423 00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:36,244 I'm just glad Ariana showed up 424 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:39,178 because the only other pop star I know is J.J. from Boyz 'N Motion. 425 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,352 [squeals] You know J.J. from Boyz 'N Motion? 426 00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:44,597 Text him! Text him! Text him! Text him! Text him! Let me text him! 427 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:51,293 -Yo, Neil, have you seen Lisbeth? -I thought she was upstairs. 428 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,951 -I was just there. I didn't see her. -But you told her to go play. 429 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:57,092 Yeah. But then after that, I told her to get lost. 430 00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:01,890 And now she's lost. Maybe if you tell her to come back, she'll come back. 431 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,547 I would do that if I could find her. 432 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:06,066 If you could find her, we wouldn't be having this conversation. 433 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,723 -Just help me look. -Yeah. 434 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:15,490 Only six more hours till we're finally in Pasadena. 435 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,389 Sorry we missed the first day of the Train Expo. 436 00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:21,081 Ah, it's okay. Tomorrow's all the good stuff anyway. 437 00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:24,257 We got Boxcar Breakfast, Steam Engine Snacks 438 00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:27,398 and my favorite, Locomotive Lunch. 439 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,124 That's the good stuff? 440 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,471 Then I'm not sorry we missed it. 441 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,302 But thanks for going back for Tasha. 442 00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:35,820 My doll! 443 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:36,925 [screaming] 444 00:20:44,346 --> 00:20:46,659 Yo, she's not here! We've lost her! 445 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,592 We should not be running a hotel. 446 00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:52,181 -How could this happen? -Because we should not be running a hotel. 447 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,322 I'm sorry I got you into this. 448 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:57,877 [whimpering] Hey, it's okay. You know I'm always here for you. 449 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,051 -No matter what. -Watch out now! 450 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,779 Yeah. We are ready to hit the town. 451 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,229 First, we're gonna get some food, 452 00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,508 and then we're just gonna come back here 'cause that's all we had planned. 453 00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:13,686 Where is Lisbeth? We wanted to say night night before bed. 454 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:17,068 Mr. and Mrs. Jorgenson, there's something I need to tell you, all right? 455 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,242 -Lisbeth is -[door opens] 456 00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,727 -[chuckling] right over there. -Oh. 457 00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:23,627 Pointing out where your kid is. Another one of our amenities. 458 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,664 We could've used that service 459 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:30,668 when this bellhop and his crazy friend lost her in Barcelona. [chuckles] 460 00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:33,188 I'm beginning to think that wasn't even a real hotel. 461 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:38,158 [chuckles] Not a real hotel. Who would even do something like that? 462 00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:42,197 When you have a chance, we could use some extra pillows upstairs. 463 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,545 Look, Grandpa, I can explain. 464 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,755 You don't have to. That little girl told us everything on the car ride home. 465 00:21:48,859 --> 00:21:49,894 I'm sorry. 466 00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:52,828 I guess the thought of making $1,000 in one night had me acting crazy. 467 00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:54,485 You should be sorry. 468 00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:57,419 D-Did-- Did you say $1,000? 469 00:21:59,007 --> 00:22:00,595 That's what they're paying to stay. 470 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:04,081 Well, what are you two waiting for? Our guests need more pillows! 471 00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:06,532 And a foot massage! Throw one of them in too. 472 00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,297 [grunts] 473 00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:15,437 Ooh, I slept like a log. 474 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:17,266 Okay, coffee. 475 00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:22,720 [sighs] Yesterday was crazy. [chuckles] 476 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:30,072 Did I fall asleep in the wrong house again? 477 00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,074 Uh, 478 00:22:33,075 --> 00:22:34,076 hello? 479 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,078 Oh, hi. Are you staying in this hotel too? 480 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:38,046 -Hotel? -[door opens] 481 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,150 [both gasp] 482 00:22:40,324 --> 00:22:41,601 -It's time to check out. -But our flight's not till noon. 483 00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:43,327 -I meant us. Come on, Neil. -Yeah. 484 00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:45,812 I'm coming for you, Booker! 485 00:22:47,435 --> 00:22:49,885 But first, I'm coming for them hotcakes. 486 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,473 -Yeah, help yourself. -Yeah. 487 00:22:51,577 --> 00:22:52,888 -Yeah, have some. -Thank you. 488 00:22:52,992 --> 00:22:54,821 At the end, we'll split the bill down the middle. 489 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:56,547 Ah, we'll see about that.