♪ ♪
oh, sorry I'm late.
Booker got his head stuck in the banister again.
I don't want to talk about it.
Wait a minute. You're here before me?
Are you actually doing your job?
No, I had to take a passport photo,
and they said I needed a bland background,
so obviously I came here.
Well, did you at least check my emails?
If I did that, then what would you do?
I don't have the time.
Alright. (gasps) oh, wow!
I have a video message from donna cabonna.
Why would one of the biggest fashion designers
in the world message you?
You'd know if you checked my emails.
Hello, raven. Donna cabonna here.
You're probably wondering why the biggest fashion designer
in the world is messaging you.
-Nah, I wasn't. -I was.
I'm stepping down as head of house of cabonna,
and I'd like to pass on my fashion empire to you.
(gasps) donna cabonna wants me?
It's probably because I worked for her before.
She must have forgotten about those times that I ruined her events.
And even though I haven't forgotten about the times
you ruined my events...
I still believe you're the best one
to carry on the cabonna legacy.
(squealing)
(laughs) I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be famous!
I'm gonna be rich and famous!
Raven, enough! You're embarrassing yourself.
You right, you right.
(theme music playing)
♪ ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪
♪ had my vision all worked out ♪
♪ but then life had other plans ♪
♪ tell 'em, mom ♪
♪ it's crazy when things turn upside down ♪
♪ but ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪
♪ new city, I'm finding my way ♪
♪ it's gonna take some time ♪
-♪ yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ ya know I got you, right? ♪
♪ it might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪
♪ we're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪
-♪ c'mon! ♪ -♪ it's raven's home ♪
-♪ we get loud! ♪ -♪ yeah, raven's home ♪
♪ it's our crowd! ♪
♪ might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪
♪ down for each other like family should ♪
-♪ it's raven's home ♪ -♪ when it's tough ♪
-♪ yeah, raven's home ♪ -♪ we got love ♪
♪ 'cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪
♪ there for each other, ya know it's our time ♪
(raven laughing)
yep! That's us.
♪ ♪
oh, it's all happening, right?
From lowly intern to fashion empress.
Ah! My dreams are comin' true.
Started from the bottom and now you're bottom-adjac?
I'd clap back, nikki, but I'm floatin' on cloud nine.
I can see it now.
(romantic parisian music playing)
and that one goes to milan.
That one goes to tokyo.
And this one goes to the moon.
And make sure it gets there before fashion week, yes?
Ever since donna cabonna gave you her empire,
fashion has never been the same.
You're rich, you're successful.
All your dreams have come true.
I know, right?
Oh, don't you think the eiffel tower looks better
in san francisco than it did in paree?
Yes. I'm so glad you had it moved here.
-You're a genius. -I am, aren't I?
Or at least that's what this nobel prize for fashion says.
(laughing)
(laughter continues)
(laughter grows higher-pitched)
raven... Are you okay?
You've been laughing to yourself for five minutes.
Just grab your stuff.
We don't want to keep donna cabonna waiting.
Raven, wait.
I really want to come with you today, but I'm a little nervous.
-Why? -Do you think they'll know I'm different?
Oh, okay. I know what this is.
Listen, nikki, just because you're transgender
doesn't make you different, right?
It makes you amazing.
No, I'm not different because I'm trans.
I'm different because I'm an heiress.
If I go as your assistant,
no one will know that I'm better than them.
If you go as my assistant? But you, you are my assistant.
You know what, assistant? Grab my bag.
(sighs)
step right up. Try your luck at plunky town!
Throw a ball into an old milk bottle!
It's way more fun than it sounds.
-How's it going? -Terrible.
Everyone knows plunky town is the worst game.
It's impossible to win, so nobody wants to play.
Don't worry. I have a plan.
Good. Because at this rate,
I'm never going to raise any money
for my favorite penguin rescue.
Just because it looks like they're wearing tiny tuxes...
Does not mean that they don't need our money.
Well, everyone's going to be playing
when they see our grand prize.
Are those vr goggles?
Ah, not just any goggles. These are opus 9.0's.
My dad bought them to reward himself
for getting his client acquitted.
-Well, they're still in the box. -So is his client.
So your dad donated them to us?
No, I took them.
But I'm going to give them back.
You said it yourself-- plunky town is impossible to win.
This prize is just bait to get people to play.
Wow, I didn't realize you cared so much about penguins.
(scoffs) I am a very caring person, neil.
Which is why we're going to crush every other booth
at this charity carnival.
(crunching)
(whimpers)
chili fries, chili dog, and a chili burger.
Good luck, kid. And don't stand near any open flames.
I am cleaning up at these carnival games.
Do they even teach physics at this school?
Thanks for bringing me.
No problem. I didn't have anything else to do
since cami is on a school trip.
Plus, working at the snack bar
means I get all the nacho cheese I can eat.
I brought plastic bags.
Well, I'm going to go win more prizes.
There's a pair of skis out there with my name on 'em.
You mean these skis?
Dylan? What are you doing here?
Winning all the prizes.
I'm just taking a break while they restock.
Oh, you're dylan?
-You're the boy alice has-- -a couple classes with at school.
Yeah, but isn't he the boy that you said that you loved--
to beat at games?
Yes. Yes, he is.
(quietly) shut it down.
You think you can beat me? Bring it.
You're not ready for this heat.
Stay out of trouble, dilly.
My name is dylan... Girl who is totally not my sister.
Welcome to the snack bar.
Can I interest you in some chili?
A hot dog? A questionable off-brand pastry?
Ooh, off-brand pastry.
That would be a great name for a band.
-I'm looking for booker. -Why? What did I do?
Did my mama send you? Is this about that banister?
No. I'm supposed to be working the snack bar with you.
-I'm zora. -Oh, cool. Come on around.
Let me know if you have any questions about our protocols.
Don't we just give them snacks and take their money?
Sounds like you know about our protocols.
♪ ♪
(gasping, squealing)
I can't believe that donna cabonna
chose me to take over her fashion empire.
You wish!
If anyone's going to take over donna's fashion empire,
it's me, branthony!
Wait, your name is branthony?
My parents thought they were having twins
named brandon and anthony,
but I absorbed anthony in the womb.
So now it's just me, branthony!
I shouldn't have asked.
(electronic dance music playing)
♪ ♪
welcome to the house of cabonna!
I've assembled san francisco's most buzzworthy
fashion designers to compete to be my successor.
That's totally something I would do, dc.
-Do not call me that. -I would never!
Do you hear that, heather two? Don't call her that!
Donna, donna, hi. Long time no see.
So I'm just a little confused.
Um, I thought you invited me here because you wanted
me to be your successor.
Oh, raven, of course, I do.
If you win.
Win? I gotta compete?
What's the matter, raven?
Can't handle a little competition with branthony!
Branthony, I am a single mom.
-I can handle anything, -except marriage.
Zip it, nikki.
♪ ♪
-(ringing bell) -okay, wannabes.
Don't you mean cabonna-bes?
Oh, I didn't, but now I do.
Allow me to explain the rules of the competition.
So no interrupting, raven!
I wasn't even talking, branthony, I was--
raven, please, don't interrupt.
Each designer has two hours to create a unique look
that screams donna cabonna.
The finished looks will then tomorrow be judged
by my main investor, mr. Giorgio.
I love mr. Giorgio.
He has the island next to ours, but his is pre-owned.
May the best designer win.
(rings bell)
hey, raven, did you design your outfit?
Oh! Why, yes, I did.
Great, because it's garbage, which is french for garbage.
-I'm definitely gonna win! -I walked right into that one!
♪ ♪
chili cheese dog. No chili, no cheese, no dog.
Next time, just, just order a bun.
I thought the snack bar would be boring,
but you're making it fun.
You know, I like to have fun.
(booker thinking) this is nice. She's nice.
How have we never met?
I definitely would have remembered you.
(booker thinking) definitely? Uh-oh.
Is she into me?
I didn't booker this girl, did I?
Oh, my bad.
No, it's fine. You can take it.
(booker thinking) oh, no.
She's definitely been bookered.
♪ ♪
oh, look at it this way.
If the point was to hit the floor, you'd be winning.
Wanna try again? No. Okay.
Oh, no wonder you didn't make the basketball team.
Wanna try again? No? Okay.
It's working.
I mean, we've got a huge line and a full cash box.
Operation pjs for penguins is going swimmingly.
And no one's come close to sinking one.
(can clanking)
what was that sound?
I've never heard that sound before.
That's the sound of me sinking my first shot.
You got lucky.
I guess it's not as impossible as we thought.
-J-just beginner's luck. There is no way she-- -(can clatters)
she just sank another one, didn't she?
Yeah, if she makes one more.
Your dad's vr goggles are gonna be gone.
And, like, not in virtual reality.
Like, in reality-reality.
Dylan, watch and learn.
Thanks!
I just learned what not to do.
(sighs) that was too close.
You know, maybe this was a bad idea.
We should probably change the prize before I lose my dad's goggles.
(three cans clatter)
I just lost my dad's goggles, didn't I?
I don't know what's better--
beating you, or winning those sweet 9.0's.
Lucky for me, I don't have to choose.
No one likes a bad winner, dylan.
That's because they're losers.
I did it. I won it all.
I'm the goat.
Uh, ivy?
What are you gonna tell your dad?
Do you think he'd believe three raccoons broke into the house and stole it?
-I would. -Then I'm going to have to think of something else.
Okay.
Raven, branthony and heather two
are trying to steal your designs.
I know. I planted a decoy design to throw 'em off.
Three sleeves. That's brilliant!
Four is too many, and one is a tube top.
Why didn't you think of that, heather two?
Poor heather two.
I can't imagine being an assistant to a designer.
Could you try?
♪
(booker thinking) okay, booker, you've got to turn down the charm.
You have a girlfriend! You can't have zora falling in love with you.
Curse these dimples.
I think you're getting a little carried away.
-What? -With the cheese.
Oh, yeah. No.
Um, someone ordered a cheese plate, so I had to improvise.
That's pretty good. You're funny.
What? Me? Funny?
No, I'm not-- I'm not funny at all.
(booker thinking) I got to say something that's not funny.
Put this genie back in its bottle.
Did you know that james madison was the shortest president?
Wow, I didn't know that. Interesting.
(booker thinking) dang it!
Even when I try to be boring, I'm interesting.
I gotta get out of here.
I'm gonna go get a snack.
We're in a snack bar.
We're literally surrounded by snacks.
(booker thinking) is she calling me a snack?
This is worse than I thought.
♪ ♪
raven, I can't believe you designed this in two hours.
Donna cabonna is totally going to give you her fashion empire.
Isn't getting something without working for it the best?
I wouldn't know. I've worked for everything I have.
Well, this time, donna did all the work,
and you just get it handed to you.
What about all my designs?
With donna cabonna's name on them, people might actually want them.
This is so exciting!
Raven, this is good news.
Tell your face to be happy.
But I don't think I am happy.
Why? This is everything you ever wanted.
No, no, except it isn't.
My dream isn't
to-to-to take over the house of cabonna.
It's to build the house of raven.
Poor people are so confusing.
You know, I'm gonna tell donna
I'm dropping out of the competition.
(whooshing)
no, mr. Giorgio, I'm not retiring.
I'm doing this so I can steal their designs!
(whooshing)
this entire competition is a setup.
Donna cabonna is going to steal our designs
and pass them off as her own.
Not that I know or you, I, I'm thinking it is.
I'm not psychic.
Oh, I know. If you were, you'd be way more successful.
One would think, wouldn't they?
♪ ♪
heather two, I'm beginning to think raven tricked us.
Heather one would have never let this happen.
Branthony, branthony, I need to talk to you.
Why? So you can make fun of me
for putting a third sleeve on this dress?
(laughing) that was a good one.
But no, donna is not retiring.
She brought us here so she can steal our designs.
I'm not falling for any more of those tricks
you have up your three sleeves.
Hmm, that was clever.
Heather two, laugh. Laugh!
She's so repressed.
Branthony, no, listen.
Yes, that was a hilarious trick I played,
but I'm serious now, okay?
Donna is going to take credit
for our designs when mr. Giorgio arrives.
Attention, everyone!
Don't listen to raven.
She's a cheating cheater who cheats!
Ah! (groans)
oh no, now no one's going to believe me.
There has to be a way I can expose donna.
But how?
Hmm.
Looks like the answer is an old, rich businessman.
Oh, raven. Trust me, it never is.
♪ ♪
I'm dead.
My dad is going to find out I lost his vr system.
I hope you guys are cool being friends with a ghost.
I don't get how dylan did it.
I calculated the launch angle
and the circumference of the bottle opening.
It's an impossible shot.
(can clatters)
what!
-This ball is... -Magic!
No, neil, it's not magic.
It's rigged.
Dylan didn't win. He cheated!
My whole crush was based off of him being my intellectual equal.
I should have known that wasn't possible.
-Should we tell a teacher? -No.
No teachers on this one.
It's about to go down... In plunky town.
♪ ♪
you have five minutes to complete your garments,
and they better be brilliant,
you cabonna-bes.
That's mine. I made that up.
Trademark branthony!
(with heavy accent) hello, my babies, huh?
It is me, the famous
(rolling tongue) mr. Giorgio.
Mr. Giorgio, heh, what are you doing here?
Oh, well, I came a day early, huh?
I wanted to taste your designs with my eyes.
Yes, but you see, they're not ready.
Why don't you come back tomorrow?
Oh, nonsense, donna.
Oh, nonsense. I am here now!
I want to see these designs.
Suddenly, my eyes, eh? They're no good, no?
So I need to see the designs up close, hmm?
Ooh, this design, I, um, I have no words.
Thanks, mr. Giorgio. It's an honor.
Oh, I found the words, yes, ahem,
disgusting! Aaah!
Oh, baby, baby, donna, look at this!
This is a solid gold diamond, no?
You tease me, no? You tease me, no!
Whoever designed this is going to inherit an empire.
(clears throat) mr. Giorgio, please, may I--
-just a moment. -Oh, yes, yes, donna, yes!
Mr. Giorgio, what are you doing here?
Oh, donna, I am here to pick the designer
to take over your legacy so you can retire.
(quietly) you see, mr. Giorgio, I'm not actually retiring.
I'm sorry, donna. I'm sorry, my ears.
They no work so good, huh? Could you speak up?
I'm doing this so I can get some new designs.
Right, because you need to resign.
I know, donna, I know.
No, mr. Giorgio, I'm not retiring.
I'm doing this so I can steal their designs!
Gasp! Why aren't you gasping, heather two?
Oh, come on. It's no big deal.
Designers steal from each other all the time.
Oh, donna, donna, no, no, no.
This is leaving like a tasty,
not good tasty-taste in my mouth, donna.
If I were you,
I would leave with all of your designs
before donna cabonna steals it all.
-Mr. Giorgio? -Yes.
I just want to tell you
this outfit that you liked so much, it's mine.
The other one you hated, that's raven baxter's.
-She is a hack. -(gasps)
I like you.
You are the type of person that I need working for me, no?
Why don't you-- why don't you come to my studio tomorrow
and wear a kitty suit?
-A giddy suit? -I said wear a kitty suit!
So I know who you are.
A kitty suit. Of course, I'll be there.
Okay, in a kitty suit.
Heather two, get me a kitty suit!
Mr. Giorgio, how could you do this to me?
Oh, donna, donna, I didn't do this to you, donna.
-(normal voice) I did. -Both: Raven!
Now why are you surprised? You helped me put the mustache on.
You ruined my business again.
I'm going to spend the rest of my days
crushing any fashion line you create.
Ah, may the best designer win.
And that's gonna be you!
Yep, that's me.
♪ ♪
(booker thinking) okay. I gotta let her down easy.
No charm.
Who am I kidding? I'm all charm.
Maybe I should bring some tissues.
Hey! I've been looking for you.
I know. All your life.
-What? -Shh...
Don't talk. It's only gonna make this harder.
Listen, I get it, alright?
I'm funny. I'm charming.
I got half a six-pack.
I'm a catch.
But, unfortunately, this catch has been caught.
You know, one day you'll find you a booker, alright?
And when you do, they'll be lucky.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, I forgot to grab you tissues.
Here, use this napkin.
It got a little cheese on it, so make sure you use the corner.
-Don't mess up your-- -oh!
Wait, you think I like you.
-Don't you? -Booker...
I was just talking to you while we were working.
This happens all the time.
I'm nice to guys and they think I like 'em.
I call it getting zora'd.
No...
You got bookered.
I'm pretty sure you got zora'd.
So, so we're just two nice people having fun slinging nachos?
Yeah, that is possible.
Well, since we're friends,
can we pretend this never happened?
Because we're friends? No.
(booker thinking) dang it. I really did get zora'd.
♪ ♪
thanks for agreeing to a rematch, dylan.
If you want to put up all your prizes against my vr system,
it's your funeral.
Okay. You know the rules.
One shot. Winner takes all.
It's a plunky town showdown! (imitates explosion)
okay.
You go first.
No way. I want my lucky ball.
I would wish you good luck, but I don't want to.
Good luck. Dang it!
Say goodbye to your prizes, alice.
What?
(can clatters)
alice: Oh!
Look at that.
I won.
With this.
-Hey, that's my ball. -Oh, we know.
We switched them on you when we found out you were cheating.
I'll take those!
Oh, come to mama.
Dylan, you were cheating?
You told me you wanted to come down here to see that girl
-you've been crushing-- -at games all day.
Crushing at games all day, that's what I meant!
Let's go.
He thought cheating would impress you.
-Gross. -But effective.
I'm back in.
♪ ♪
what do you mean mr. Giorgio doesn't know who I am?
He told me to come down here wearing a kitty suit and...
Omg, it was raven!
Watch the tail, watch the tail, it's a rental!
♪ ♪