1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:07,799 Look, Mama. Here are the stockings. 2 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,112 Here's Santa. 3 00:00:10,216 --> 00:00:12,597 And here's the tree. 4 00:00:12,701 --> 00:00:15,600 Who are you talking to? Is that my favorite cousin, Betty Jane? 5 00:00:15,704 --> 00:00:17,225 Cousin Rae. 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,111 How's my girl doing on her first Christmas away from home? 7 00:00:20,295 --> 00:00:21,572 Aw, thanks for asking. 8 00:00:21,601 --> 00:00:25,231 Yeah, you know, I miss Nia and the snow. Christmas in Chicago was a-- 9 00:00:25,244 --> 00:00:27,543 I-I was talking about Alice. 10 00:00:28,889 --> 00:00:29,925 I knew that. 11 00:00:31,091 --> 00:00:35,031 Well, Auntie Rae's taking me to see The Nutcracker and then ice-skating. 12 00:00:35,054 --> 00:00:37,933 Oh, so your swamp done froze over already. 13 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:41,557 We're going to Pier 39. It's not real ice. It's just plastic. 14 00:00:41,661 --> 00:00:43,111 Well, I gotta go, Mama. 15 00:00:43,214 --> 00:00:47,046 I gotta finish my gingerbread affordable housing complex. 16 00:00:47,149 --> 00:00:50,946 Well, whatever happened to just a good old-fashioned gingerbread house? 17 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,120 Oh, come on, Betty Jane. 18 00:00:52,223 --> 00:00:54,777 This is San Francisco. Nobody can afford a house here. 19 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,642 Merry Christmas. 20 00:00:57,746 --> 00:00:58,747 I miss you. 21 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,784 I miss you, too. Love you. 22 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,584 What are you doing to my building? 23 00:01:10,966 --> 00:01:12,105 It's an inspection. 24 00:01:13,313 --> 00:01:14,349 Roof's good. 25 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:19,880 ♪ Ha ha! Let me tell you something♪ 26 00:01:19,983 --> 00:01:21,709 ♪ Had my vision all worked out♪ 27 00:01:21,813 --> 00:01:24,367 -♪ But then life had other plans ♪ - Tell 'em, Mom♪ 28 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:26,576 ♪ It's crazy when things Turn upside down♪ 29 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,061 ♪ But you gotta get up And take that chance♪ 30 00:01:29,165 --> 00:01:31,995 -♪ A new city, I'm finding my way♪ - It's gonna take some time♪ 31 00:01:32,099 --> 00:01:34,480 -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay♪ -♪ You know I got it, right?♪ 32 00:01:34,584 --> 00:01:36,621 ♪ It might be wild But you know that we make it work♪ 33 00:01:36,724 --> 00:01:39,554 ♪ We're just fam caught up In a crazy world, come on!♪ 34 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:41,867 -♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ We get loud!♪ 35 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,352 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ It's our crowd!♪ 36 00:01:44,456 --> 00:01:46,907 ♪ Might be tough But together we make it look good♪ 37 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:49,323 ♪ Down for each other like family should♪ 38 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:51,636 -♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ When it's tough♪ 39 00:01:51,739 --> 00:01:53,914 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ We got love♪ 40 00:01:54,017 --> 00:01:56,433 ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather You know we gonna shine♪ 41 00:01:56,537 --> 00:01:59,540 ♪ There for each other You know it's our time♪ 42 00:01:59,644 --> 00:02:01,715 [laughs] Yep, that's us. 43 00:02:09,775 --> 00:02:10,776 [Neil whispers] Hey. 44 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,698 Are you sure about this, dude? 45 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:15,504 Just watch the door. All right? 46 00:02:15,607 --> 00:02:17,368 I can't wait another second to open my gift. 47 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,371 I asked my dad to give me some new Waves. I gotta see if he came through. 48 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,822 If you'd have told me you're opening a present before Christmas, 49 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:25,100 I never would have done this. 50 00:02:25,203 --> 00:02:28,137 -Neil, relax. -How can I relax? 51 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:29,287 Remember? 52 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,899 "Sees you when you're sleeping. Knows when you're awake." 53 00:02:32,003 --> 00:02:33,315 Are you afraid of Santa? 54 00:02:33,418 --> 00:02:35,696 No. I'm talking about your mom. 55 00:02:36,835 --> 00:02:39,079 I'll wrap 'em back up. She'll never know I opened it. 56 00:02:44,809 --> 00:02:45,879 [chuckles] 57 00:02:46,983 --> 00:02:48,019 Check it! 58 00:02:48,571 --> 00:02:50,746 -You wanna smell 'em? -Obviously. 59 00:02:55,095 --> 00:02:56,648 -What are you doing? -[both scream] 60 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:58,340 -It was his idea. -It was his idea. 61 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,790 I thought you were my mom. 62 00:03:00,894 --> 00:03:03,241 That's ridiculous. I sound nothing like your mom. 63 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,692 And you were supposed to be up here 64 00:03:05,795 --> 00:03:08,591 getting your donations together for The Chill Grill holiday drive. 65 00:03:09,765 --> 00:03:11,594 And now I do sound like your mom. 66 00:03:12,216 --> 00:03:16,012 Now that I know I'm getting these, I can finally get rid of these. 67 00:03:17,048 --> 00:03:18,049 Air Gordons? 68 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:22,053 Yeah. Grandpa Vic went shopping without his glasses again. 69 00:03:22,584 --> 00:03:23,675 [Raven] Hey, Booker! 70 00:03:23,779 --> 00:03:25,389 [Neil gasps] She's coming. Okay. All right. 71 00:03:25,433 --> 00:03:29,404 [screams] Uh, don't come up, Mom, 'cause I'm coming down. 72 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,947 Nothing going on up here. 73 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,755 Just-- Just three friends kickin' it. 74 00:03:34,859 --> 00:03:37,413 Definitely not up to anything. 75 00:03:41,348 --> 00:03:42,349 Smooth. 76 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:49,832 Oh, that's so cute. 77 00:03:49,936 --> 00:03:51,593 Did Booker make it when he was little? 78 00:03:52,456 --> 00:03:54,354 No. He made it this morning. 79 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:55,631 [doorbell rings] 80 00:03:58,462 --> 00:03:59,739 -Surprise! -Surprise! 81 00:03:59,842 --> 00:04:01,499 Come and give your here granddad a hug there. 82 00:04:01,603 --> 00:04:03,545 -Hey, baby. Oh. -There. There. 83 00:04:03,699 --> 00:04:06,435 Mama, Grandpa Delroy, what are you all doing here? 84 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:08,748 Well, I just missed my baby girl so much, 85 00:04:08,851 --> 00:04:11,267 I couldn't stand the thought of spending Christmas without her. 86 00:04:11,371 --> 00:04:15,099 [chuckles] Well, I wasn't expecting it, but hey, I'm glad you're here. 87 00:04:15,202 --> 00:04:18,999 I'd be glad too if you offered your guests some snacks. 88 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:20,104 I'm starving. 89 00:04:22,934 --> 00:04:25,012 I can't believe you came. 90 00:04:25,076 --> 00:04:28,215 We can all spend Christmas together. This will be so cool. 91 00:04:31,391 --> 00:04:33,220 This trail mix is dry. [spits] 92 00:04:35,395 --> 00:04:37,127 That-- That's because it's potpourri. 93 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:40,205 Oh, it's potpourri. Ah, she fancy, huh? 94 00:04:40,258 --> 00:04:42,713 She got that fancy trail mix. 95 00:04:48,615 --> 00:04:50,134 [hums] 96 00:04:52,516 --> 00:04:55,070 Oh, okay, well. Well, well. 97 00:04:55,691 --> 00:04:57,003 -Delroy! -Hey. 98 00:04:57,106 --> 00:04:59,695 What a nice surprise. What are you doing here? 99 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,146 Well, I was dropping off my bag to my room 100 00:05:02,249 --> 00:05:05,494 but then I got distracted by that, uh, full moon. 101 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:07,738 Very funny. 102 00:05:08,577 --> 00:05:11,096 -What you doin' with all them boxes? -These are donations. 103 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,099 Tonight, I'm hosting the annual Chill Grill holiday drive 104 00:05:14,203 --> 00:05:15,998 and, you know, trying to give back. 105 00:05:16,101 --> 00:05:17,309 Oh. 106 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:20,830 Well, since you in such a giving mood, why don't you give me that 20 you owe me? 107 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:22,418 I don't owe you 20 bucks. 108 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,110 I distinctly remember giving you $40 last year. 109 00:05:25,214 --> 00:05:26,629 So, now it's 40? 110 00:05:26,733 --> 00:05:30,081 Victor, stop being so cheap and let me get that $60 you owe me. 111 00:05:30,909 --> 00:05:32,324 I gotta get down to The Chill Grill. 112 00:05:32,352 --> 00:05:35,128 Oh, cool, I'll meet you down there. I'll take that $80 out the register. 113 00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:38,745 I thought you were going to help me with these boxes. 114 00:05:38,848 --> 00:05:40,022 Yeah, for sure, for sure. 115 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,093 Nor-- Normally, I would. You know, I would. 116 00:05:42,196 --> 00:05:44,682 But, um, I got a bad back and a trick knee, 117 00:05:44,715 --> 00:05:47,995 and honestly [scoffs] I really don't want to. [laughs] 118 00:06:07,981 --> 00:06:09,879 Ugh. I love this time of year. 119 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,641 [orchestral Christmas music playing] 120 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,129 -[door opens] -[Betty Jane grunting] 121 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:19,140 [record scratches] 122 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:22,029 What in the holly jolly Christmas is going on here? 123 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,791 [Betty Jane grunts, cackles] 124 00:06:24,894 --> 00:06:28,070 Betty Jane, where did you get that tree? 125 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:30,969 [pants] I chopped it down from next door. 126 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:33,834 You stole the neighbors' tree? 127 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,700 [Betty Jane pants] 128 00:06:37,804 --> 00:06:40,047 You can't own a tree, Raven. 129 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:42,256 Nature belongs to everyone. 130 00:06:43,223 --> 00:06:46,260 You know what? I'll make sure I tell the cops that when they're looking for you. 131 00:06:46,916 --> 00:06:51,542 My Alice has had a real tree every Christmas since the day she was born. 132 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,372 You can't have a down-home country Christmas without one. 133 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:55,891 Well, yes, that is true. 134 00:06:55,994 --> 00:06:58,473 But I wasn't planning on having a down-home country Christmas. 135 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,827 I was planning on having a San Francisco Christmas. 136 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:02,380 Well, good thing I'm here. 137 00:07:02,484 --> 00:07:05,038 I'll have this place countrified in a minute. 138 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:07,109 Oh, that's nice, Betty Jane. Thank you. 139 00:07:07,212 --> 00:07:09,007 But I already have the decorations up, so 140 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:14,357 Whoo! It looks like, uh, this-- this area's free. [laughs] 141 00:07:14,461 --> 00:07:16,790 Now, don't you touch that tree. 142 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:20,087 I haven't had a chance to de-squirrel it yet. Mm-hmm. 143 00:07:23,539 --> 00:07:25,230 Santa, give me strength. 144 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:32,686 Ivy, the worst thing in the world happened. 145 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:34,306 -Your sneakers are missing. -My sneakers are missing. 146 00:07:34,309 --> 00:07:35,931 Wait. How'd you know that? 147 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:38,796 Because your grandfather accidentally brought them down here. 148 00:07:38,899 --> 00:07:40,314 And because you're shallow. 149 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,971 I don't even care that you called me shallow. 150 00:07:42,075 --> 00:07:43,801 I'm just glad I know where they are. 151 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:46,942 -Where-- Where are they? -Right over there. 152 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:51,222 Neil? What happened to that box I left on the counter? 153 00:07:51,325 --> 00:07:53,327 -Oh, I wrapped it. -Why would you do that? 154 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,814 [scoffs] I'm an elf, Booker. It's what we do. 155 00:07:57,608 --> 00:07:59,092 My Waves were in there. 156 00:07:59,095 --> 00:08:01,335 Don't stress. I know exactly what the box looks like. 157 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,406 I wrapped it in red, green and white paper. 158 00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:07,583 Why are they all wrapped in red, green and white paper? 159 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,792 'Cause those are the colors of Christmas. 160 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,588 And you call yourself an elf. 161 00:08:24,013 --> 00:08:25,256 What in 162 00:08:28,086 --> 00:08:29,122 Okay, well 163 00:08:29,985 --> 00:08:32,919 [sighs] The smell of pine is kinda nice, I guess. 164 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:34,852 What is that? 165 00:08:39,097 --> 00:08:40,651 Sticky. 166 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:49,660 [grunts] 167 00:08:54,457 --> 00:08:56,183 Come on, man. 168 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:59,152 [Alice] Okay, Auntie Rae. Ready to go. 169 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,569 [grunts, chuckles] 170 00:09:03,361 --> 00:09:04,813 Should have seen that coming. 171 00:09:06,953 --> 00:09:09,714 -[Alice] Ta-da! -Oh, wow. Don't you look nice. 172 00:09:09,818 --> 00:09:10,888 -Thank you. -[Raven chuckles] 173 00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:13,068 I'm so excited to go to The Nutcracker. 174 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:15,513 I have been practicing my fancy clap. 175 00:09:15,617 --> 00:09:16,723 Oh, well. 176 00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:19,551 Let me help you with that. 177 00:09:20,138 --> 00:09:23,038 Ow! Sweet Santa's sleigh! That hurts. 178 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:26,835 [muttering] 179 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:30,010 Alice, what are you wearing? 180 00:09:30,114 --> 00:09:32,254 You can't go fishing dressed like that. 181 00:09:32,357 --> 00:09:34,221 Where are you going fishing? 182 00:09:34,912 --> 00:09:37,190 Well, I saw a pond next door. 183 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:39,088 Figured I'd catch us some Christmas dinner. 184 00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:42,022 That's my neighbors' Zen garden. 185 00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:44,715 It all tastes the same with some tartar sauce. 186 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,062 Come on, Alice. 187 00:09:47,165 --> 00:09:50,272 Mama, why don't you come to the ballet with us? 188 00:09:50,859 --> 00:09:52,067 Oh. 189 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:53,447 Oh, um 190 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:57,555 No-- No, I'm-- I'm a-- I'm gonna go ahead and go fishing. 191 00:09:57,659 --> 00:10:01,524 Besides, it would be a shame to waste a pocket full of night crawlers. 192 00:10:02,249 --> 00:10:03,699 No. You know what? Alice is right. 193 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:06,426 You should definitely go to the ballet with us. 194 00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:09,222 -O-Okay. If you're sure? -I sure am. 195 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:11,189 Why don't you go change clothes? We'll wait. 196 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:12,432 Oh, no need. 197 00:10:13,122 --> 00:10:15,538 These are my fancy waders. [laughs] 198 00:10:15,642 --> 00:10:17,437 All right. Let's skedaddle. Come on. Let's go. 199 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:20,302 No. Wait, no. We-- We can-- I got-- I got some-- 200 00:10:20,405 --> 00:10:21,406 [Betty Jane babbling] 201 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:23,063 I've got some extra clothes. 202 00:10:26,446 --> 00:10:29,587 I can't believe you got us kicked out of The Nutcracker. 203 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:31,140 [stammers] It's not my fault. 204 00:10:31,244 --> 00:10:34,903 We sat through half the ballet, and I did not see one nut get cracked. 205 00:10:35,006 --> 00:10:39,804 Not an almond, a walnut, a hazelnut, a pecan, a macadamia nut, a pistachio. 206 00:10:39,908 --> 00:10:41,323 There were peanuts at the concession. 207 00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:44,119 Well, they're technically more the legume. 208 00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:47,432 Well, Auntie Rae says that the ballet is an acquired taste. 209 00:10:47,536 --> 00:10:49,546 And your Auntie Rae used to also eat glue. 210 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,953 Ah, it wasn't glue! 211 00:10:51,678 --> 00:10:52,921 It was paste. 212 00:10:53,749 --> 00:10:57,477 How about we get into some more comfy clothes, hmm? 213 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,997 -Yeah. -Auntie Rae, you can make some hot cocoa. 214 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,654 And Mama, you can read me a Christmas story. 215 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:05,002 Well, that's a good idea, sweet pea. 216 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,245 I need to get out my waders anyway. 217 00:11:07,349 --> 00:11:10,732 Uh, I think a few of the worms done found their way out my pocket. 218 00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:13,527 Wait, wait. Where are you going? Out door is that way. 219 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,632 Okay. 220 00:11:18,843 --> 00:11:21,432 Hey. Have you found my shoes yet, Neil? 221 00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:24,815 -Neil? -Hmm? [clears throat] 222 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,438 -What are you doing in there? -You know when you try to find something 223 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,336 and it's always in the last place you look? 224 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,993 Yeah, I decided to start there. 225 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:33,202 -Any luck? -No. 226 00:11:33,306 --> 00:11:35,342 Turns out, when you start with the last place, 227 00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:36,723 it becomes the first place. 228 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,690 And it's never there. 229 00:11:40,278 --> 00:11:42,039 Back at the enchanted restaurant, 230 00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:45,387 while the two buffoon elves searched in vain for the missing present 231 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:52,221 the beautiful, brilliant elf brought Christmas cheer to all the children. 232 00:11:52,808 --> 00:11:54,327 The end. 233 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:57,779 -We want Santa. We want Santa. -We want Santa. We want Santa. 234 00:11:57,882 --> 00:12:00,505 -We want Santa. -We want Santa. 235 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,819 You guys better find those shoes fast. 236 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,476 I am all out of stories. 237 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,237 [scoffs] I guess I could sing. 238 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:10,239 Ivy, you can't do that. 239 00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,208 These kids have already been through too much. 240 00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:15,072 If only I knew which box it was in. 241 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:22,251 Wow. New Waves. Just what I wanted. 242 00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:29,776 Are you having another vision or did you just cut one? 243 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,329 It was a vision. 244 00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:33,849 But let's step this way. 245 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,812 Guys, I think I know how I'm gonna get my shoes back. 246 00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:40,580 I really appreciate you coming down to help out. 247 00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:43,376 And you wore your ugly Christmas sweater. 248 00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:45,981 What do you mean "ugly"? What do you mean? This is my Sunday best. 249 00:12:46,004 --> 00:12:49,761 [laughs] But, you know, Betty Jane made you one just like it. Remember that? 250 00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:51,522 Where did you put it? Did you give it away? 251 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,076 No, no. That's my favorite sweater. 252 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:56,423 I wear it all the time. 253 00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:01,843 Favorite sweater, huh? 254 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,293 Hey, hey. You smell that ham, right? 255 00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,813 It smells like you trying to change the subject. 256 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:08,134 Come on. You should try it. 257 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:12,405 I call it "Victor's famous glazed ham." 258 00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:14,476 Let me see what this tastes like. [munches] 259 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:17,548 It is good. 260 00:13:19,481 --> 00:13:20,965 It's a little too good, actually. 261 00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:22,380 Hey, you know what it tastes like? 262 00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,658 This tastes like my ham. 263 00:13:25,245 --> 00:13:28,240 It's "Delroy's famous ham!" You done stole my recipe. 264 00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:29,488 -I did not. -Yeah, you did. 265 00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:31,976 Just like you stole that gravy boat all them years ago. 266 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,772 Oh-- Oh-- That was a misunderstanding between the girls. 267 00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:38,293 Misunderstanding. Mister Meat. It's all the same to you, ain't it? 268 00:13:38,326 --> 00:13:39,357 Ain't it, brother? 269 00:13:39,381 --> 00:13:41,675 Hey, hey. Santa's a thief. 270 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,780 Merry Christmas. 271 00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:45,610 Santa's a thief. That's my glaze. 272 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:48,475 Delroy, you can't tell people that Santa's a thief. 273 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,408 Okay. Santa's a liar. 274 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,445 He should confess. 275 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:56,449 I am not confessing to something I did not do. 276 00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:59,486 Put yourself on the naughty list. Put it on the naughty list, bro! 277 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,696 [chuckles] There he go. You know, that's my glaze. 278 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,907 I call that, uh, "Delroy's happy holi-glaze." 279 00:14:11,188 --> 00:14:15,019 [coughing] 280 00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:17,504 [Raven] What is going on? 281 00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:22,019 [coughs] You had too many commercials on your TV fire, 282 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:25,098 so I thought I'd light a real one to read to Alice. 283 00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:27,895 What? You can't light a fire in that fireplace. 284 00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:29,033 It's decorative. 285 00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:32,623 Why did you come down here and ruin everything? 286 00:14:32,656 --> 00:14:35,729 I was just trying to give Alice a down-home Christmas. 287 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,209 You're not down home, Betty Jane. This is how we do Christmas here. 288 00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:42,529 Wh-- What? With fake fires and robotic trees? 289 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,704 It's better than pine cones and raccoon tails. 290 00:14:44,807 --> 00:14:46,395 -It is not. -It is. 291 00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:48,156 -No, it is not. -Yes, it is. My hand-- 292 00:14:48,259 --> 00:14:50,986 [Alice] Will you two please stop it! 293 00:14:52,884 --> 00:14:55,128 Uh-- I don't want to do Christmas at all. 294 00:14:55,715 --> 00:14:57,130 [Betty Jane stammers] 295 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,478 -See what you did. -See what you did. 296 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:07,554 Ho! Merry Christmas. 297 00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:11,558 Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, little girl. 298 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,044 Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho! 299 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,355 Merry Christmas. 300 00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:16,908 I hope that's a toy, 301 00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:20,015 'cause if it's a ham glaze, it's not his to give away. 302 00:15:20,912 --> 00:15:22,190 Delroy, get out of here. 303 00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:23,743 I'm just saying, it's not his. 304 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,919 Hey. That's the kid from my vision. 305 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,060 He's gonna get my shoes. 306 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,659 Well, how are you gonna get 'em back? 307 00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:32,959 Easy. 308 00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,341 We'll, um, swap him this. 309 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:37,274 [scoffs] You don't even know what's in there. 310 00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:41,036 Okay. Well, then I'll sweeten the deal with a little money. 311 00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:44,108 Can I borrow some money? 312 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,459 Hey 313 00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:53,359 -Lamar. -Lamar. [chuckles] I knew it. 314 00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:55,464 I saw your name on the nice list. 315 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:57,363 I'm Booker the elf from the North Pole. 316 00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:58,778 I thought elves were short. 317 00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:01,125 I'm there to get the stuff off the top shelf. 318 00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:04,232 Listen. [chuckles] There was a little mix-up at the workshop 319 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:06,027 and Santa gave you the wrong gift. 320 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,374 So, how about I trade you this? 321 00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:10,721 Why would I wanna do that? 322 00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:13,586 Because then you'll get this present 323 00:16:14,794 --> 00:16:16,209 and $5. 324 00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:19,247 Here you go. 325 00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,113 [Booker laughs] 326 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,666 I got it, I got it. Yes! 327 00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:28,808 What the-- 328 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,637 [gift paper crinkling] 329 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:35,090 Wow, new Waves. Just what I wanted. 330 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,816 This is the best Christmas ever. 331 00:16:38,611 --> 00:16:41,752 Oh, so you had your sneakers in your hand the whole time. 332 00:16:42,408 --> 00:16:44,444 Now that's the last place I'd look. 333 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,318 [stammers] Did you talk to Alice? 334 00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:59,597 She didn't open the door, but, um, Tasha told me to go away. 335 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,704 Aw. This is such a mess. 336 00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:05,638 I just wanted to give Alice a little taste of home. 337 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,435 Just miss her so much. 338 00:17:09,952 --> 00:17:12,541 You know, this is my first Christmas without Nia. 339 00:17:12,645 --> 00:17:14,888 So I get it. I would've showed up too. 340 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,476 I would've called first, but you know 341 00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:19,134 [chuckles] Who am I kidding? I wouldn't have called first. 342 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,618 [both laugh] 343 00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:24,035 I have showed up to multiple places unannounced. 344 00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:25,520 Mostly in a disguise. 345 00:17:26,452 --> 00:17:30,054 Well, when I saw how happy she was without me on the video call, 346 00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:32,147 something in me just-- just snapped. 347 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:36,565 -[sighs] I know that sounds selfish. -It is not selfish, Betty Jane. 348 00:17:36,669 --> 00:17:39,482 You actually did the most selfless thing you could do. 349 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,675 You sent her up here so she could take advantage of a great opportunity. 350 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:46,092 Yeah, well, I'm just afraid of losing my baby girl. 351 00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:49,509 [sighs] I'm worried she's gonna stop missing home, 352 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:50,689 missing me. 353 00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:54,307 That's not gonna happen. She loves you. 354 00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,137 And she knows that you love her too. 355 00:17:57,068 --> 00:18:00,141 Yeah, well, we ruined her Christmas. What we gonna do? 356 00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:02,591 I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can think of something. 357 00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:04,697 You're not funny. 358 00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:10,427 Hey, Booker. Wait. 359 00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:14,741 -Are those my Waves? -No. 360 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:17,365 It's your football. You traded your sneakers for it. 361 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,022 Like, literally, like, two minutes ago. 362 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,405 -Remember? -Yes, Neil. I remember. 363 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:26,581 Hey, Tall Elf. 364 00:18:26,684 --> 00:18:28,962 Boring Elf explained exactly what happened. 365 00:18:29,722 --> 00:18:30,792 Really, Lamar? 366 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,796 I'm pretty sure I called myself beautiful and brilliant. 367 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:36,763 I like to keep it real. 368 00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:41,354 You could've just told me, you know. Here you go. 369 00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:43,287 Thanks, man. 370 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,256 I really thought I wasn't gonna be able to wear these after the break. 371 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,292 I got the perfect 'fit picked out too. 372 00:18:48,396 --> 00:18:50,708 First, I'ma wear my Swoop Tens on Monday. 373 00:18:50,812 --> 00:18:53,297 Then, I'ma wear my clear soles on Tuesday. 374 00:18:53,401 --> 00:18:56,369 And just when they think I've leveled up as far as I can go, 375 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,924 I say, "Bam! [chuckles] I'm riding the Waves." 376 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,272 Wow, you're lucky. 377 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,481 I've never had a pair of new sneaks before. 378 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:06,966 My mom thinks being able to buy food is more important than style. 379 00:19:07,069 --> 00:19:09,071 Yeah, parents are weird like that. 380 00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:12,074 It's cool. Still got my Air Gordons. 381 00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:13,490 Air Gordons? 382 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:15,837 Yeah, it's mostly what people give away. 383 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,495 It's all good. They still fit. 384 00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,186 Kind of. 385 00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:22,740 Merry Christmas. 386 00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:25,467 Hey. Wait. 387 00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:29,678 Merry Christmas. 388 00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:33,786 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 389 00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:36,513 Everyone should know what it feels like to rock a fresh pair of kicks. 390 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:38,480 Wow. 391 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,000 Thanks, Tall Elf. 392 00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:48,179 -That was very nice of you, Booker. -Yeah. 393 00:19:48,283 --> 00:19:50,872 Well, you know what feels better than getting something you want? 394 00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:53,184 Giving it away to someone who really needs it. 395 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,431 Thanks, Santa. 396 00:19:58,445 --> 00:20:01,538 I won't stand by and watch these good people eat any more of your lies. 397 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,334 Delroy, come back with that ham! 398 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,615 [both laugh] 399 00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:10,823 -You ready? -Mm-hmm. 400 00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:12,031 -Okay. -[clears throat] 401 00:20:12,134 --> 00:20:14,711 I sure wish Alice was down here. 402 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:19,072 I know. We can't possibly eat all this candy by ourselves. 403 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,040 [Alice] You're not fooling me. 404 00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,458 What kind of candy we talking about? 405 00:20:26,543 --> 00:20:28,289 You have to come down and find out. 406 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,532 [groans] This feels like a trick. 407 00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:31,671 It is. 408 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,536 My sweet tooth is nothing but trouble. 409 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,575 Wow. 410 00:20:38,678 --> 00:20:40,301 [gasps, stammers] 411 00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:41,509 This is amazing. 412 00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:44,063 Your Auntie Rae and I did it together. 413 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,997 Yeah. We wanted to apologize for how we acted earlier. 414 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,310 Oh, we didn't mean to upset you, sweet pea. 415 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:52,485 I was just afraid that now you're here in the big city, 416 00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:54,487 you'll forget all about us back home. 417 00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:56,282 And I should've understood that. 418 00:20:57,904 --> 00:21:00,735 Mama, I'll never forget where I came from. 419 00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:04,359 I was just excited to spend Christmas with my family. 420 00:21:05,187 --> 00:21:06,327 My whole family. 421 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,497 [Betty Jane] Oh. 422 00:21:11,193 --> 00:21:12,540 [Victor] Delroy, drop-- 423 00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:14,293 Drop that ham. 424 00:21:14,336 --> 00:21:17,826 You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, yet honest, hands. 425 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:19,754 Dad, what's going on? 426 00:21:20,271 --> 00:21:22,860 Delroy thinks I stole his ham glaze recipe. 427 00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:24,690 Now, you know I don't think. I know it. 428 00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:28,141 -G-Give me that ham. Give me the ham. -Oh, he convinced you. 429 00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:32,456 [sniffs] This is Grandma's candied ham glaze. 430 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,149 Yep, that's Grandma's. 431 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,254 Really? 432 00:21:37,322 --> 00:21:40,533 All these years I was thinking I came up with it and it was Mama's all along? 433 00:21:40,637 --> 00:21:41,914 Mm-hmm. 434 00:21:43,605 --> 00:21:45,055 I'm sorry, Delroy. 435 00:21:45,158 --> 00:21:48,230 Oh, you should be. That's my recipe. 436 00:21:48,748 --> 00:21:50,819 -How? -When I came to Mama in a dream, I said, 437 00:21:50,923 --> 00:21:54,789 "Mama. Hey, Mama. Why don't you put some cherry glaze on that ham?" 438 00:21:56,446 --> 00:21:58,586 And you know what? She did it. 439 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,967 Now I know you're lying. 440 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,901 You weren't a dream baby. You were a nightmare baby. 441 00:22:04,005 --> 00:22:06,628 Oh, I'ma nightmare all up in your dreams tonight. Watch out. 442 00:22:06,732 --> 00:22:08,285 Oh, you wait. 443 00:22:11,737 --> 00:22:16,466 Mama, Auntie Rae, am I gonna be that crazy when I grow up? 444 00:22:17,639 --> 00:22:20,297 -Yeah. Yeah. That's gonna happen. -Yes, baby. I'm sorry. Yeah. 445 00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:22,299 -That's-- Mm-hmm. -That's your future. 446 00:22:33,172 --> 00:22:34,518 There's another present. 447 00:22:34,622 --> 00:22:36,002 It's to Booker. 448 00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,351 What? 449 00:22:40,455 --> 00:22:41,767 Another pair of Waves? 450 00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:43,285 Who gave me these? 451 00:22:43,389 --> 00:22:45,011 Another pair? Who gave you What? 452 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,289 -What happened to the first pair? -I, um-- 453 00:22:47,393 --> 00:22:48,463 Maybe it was Santa. 454 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,776 [bells jingling] 455 00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:54,158 [Santa] Ho ho ho ho!