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Eggs.

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We need eggs.

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Eggs!

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Welcome to Valley Marketplace,

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where we always treat you like family,

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even if you're a cheating whore.

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Register seven is now open for business,

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just like Elsa Gardner's vagina.

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That will be 46.39.

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I cheated on my husband.

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Okay.

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Aren't you that one kid's mom?

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No.

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Gonna break that record, superstar?

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Don't jinx it.

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And yes.

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In nature, animals sprint at top speed

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when escaping a predator.

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I don't know why Casey does it.

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Oh, crap. That Nelly Gutierrez
from Clayton Prep is running today.

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I was hoping she'd still be hurt.
Young bones heal too fast.

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Because humans are weak and slow,
we can't outrun anything.

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Who's calling you?
Luisa from group.

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Oh!

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Sugar. I'll be right back.

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Girls 400 meter.
The race is starting!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be right back.

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Let's go, sweetie!

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Let's go, Case!

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Few people know the deadliest
mankiller is not a large beast,

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like a lion or a tiger or cheetah.

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Set.

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It's a small annoying one
that's impossible to outrun

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the mosquito.

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Oh.

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Aah! What are you doing? Oh!
Sam, what are you doing?

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Sam, let go.

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What is happening?
Let her go! Sam, let go!

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Ow! Ow!
Sorry. Aw, crap.

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Sam, it's okay. Hold on.
Whoa.

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Put pressure on it.

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Let's go to first aid. Sorry.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Yes!

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Yes!
You broke the record!

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Yes!

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You broke the record!
I'm good at my job!

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Not the teaching history part,
but this yes!

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Good job. Good job.

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Yeah, man.

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How'd this happen?
Weren't you paying attention?

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I was watching the race,
and everything happened so fast.

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And I was watching the race...

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I can't believe that I hurt my own kid.

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Okay, sweetie. You couldn't have predicted
he would grab that girl's ponytail.

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You would have.

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Probably.

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But, you know, it's my fault.

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I should have been there,
and I'm really sorry.

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Hey, guys.
Hey!

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What did you think of the race?
Great.

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You were so fast!
You were like a human car.

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Yeah, vroom.
Amazing.

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You didn't see it. No.
No, we didn't.

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Sam had a major incident.
He cut his hand.

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He was very upset.
Honey...

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I bought these with my own money,
so you can't have one. Please don't ask.

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Hey!

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I didn't ask.

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I feel like I keep messing up with you.

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It's okay. Don't worry about it.

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Sam had a thing. I get it.
Yeah. It was a bad thing.

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Mmhmm.

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He's sitting on the floor right now.

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So, I guess my hair did this,
and he grabbed it,

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and I couldn't even move...

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Hi, Sam.

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I was actually just gonna ask you if...

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I can't hear you.
I'm wearing noisecanceling headphones.

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Oh, that's okay.

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I was gonna ask you
if maybe you wanted...

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You can shout all you want,
but I still can't hear you.

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These are topoftheline.

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Just
Can you take them off for just a second?

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Hi. So I saw that we had
a biology test coming up,

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and... I don't know,
I was just thinking that maybe

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we could study together.

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Why would I want to do that?

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I'm getting an "A" in biology,
and you're getting an "A" minus.

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That wouldn't benefit me at all.

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Okay.

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I just wanted to say thank you.

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Yes, they're beautiful,
but they still don't explain

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how a chocolatecovered strawberry
ended up in our living room.

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I did not!
That's not a snack you forget about.

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It's a fancy fruit!

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It's a sex fruit, Miles!

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Because you obviously bought them
for someone,

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and I want to know who.

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Thank you, again. I have to go.

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But we'll discuss this matter later.

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Hi, Sam.
Someone sent you flowers.

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Was it Miles?
Yes.

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Why? Is it a special occasion?

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No, just to be nice.

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Well, if he wanted to be nice,

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he should've gotten you
your favorite flower ranunculus.

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Pretty flower, bad name.

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I can't believe you've remembered that.

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So, how are you?

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The last time you were here,
we were talking about girls.

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How's it going with dating?

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Bad. Bad, bad, bad.

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Most girls still completely ignore me,
even when I'm wearing a leather jacket.

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Except Paige.
Who's Paige?

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An annoying girl who's always bothering
me when I'm wearing my headphones,

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and she wants me to study with her
even though we're both getting "A"s.

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It sounds like she might like you.

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Oh.

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Well, I... I guess I should
make her my girlfriend then.

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You just said that she was annoying.

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Does that matter?

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Yes.

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You need to figure out if you like her,
Sam.

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How?

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Maybe get to know her a little better
and then weigh the pros and cons.

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That's what I did when I went
to the pet store to get a turtle.

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There was one with larger feet,

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but Edison was younger
with a more intricate shell pattern.

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But I'll never find a girlfriend
as good as Edison.

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You never know.

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This is gonna be good. I'm excited.

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You've tried to get me back
to this group for years.

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I'm glad you're coming.

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Me too.

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What?
Nothing.

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And I know it may seem silly
to be celebrating a 15yearold

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making a threeword sentence,
but, honestly,

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it was one of the topfive moments
of my life.

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We had a pizza party.

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Okay, that is not silly at all.

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That is a huge breakthrough.

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You know, it is so easy for those of us
with higherfunctioning kiddos

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to forget what it's like
for some of our other parents.

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Doug, it's nice to see you. Do you
have anything you'd like to share?

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I okay.

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Um...

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Yeah, I'm here because I want
to continue to work on my skills

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with our son Sam,

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who's one of the more
higherfunctioning kiddos.

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Um... you know, we've been
getting along lately, and, um...

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we had a incident the other day...

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that was upsetting,

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at our daughter Casey's track meet.

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And Sam grabbed this girl's ponytail,

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and I honestly didn't know what to do.

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Mmhmm.
And...

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And then this girl was screaming,
and my autistic kid was...

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Oh, Doug, so sorry. But we actually
prefer to use peoplefirst language here.

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Okay.

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What?

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So, we don't say "autistic kid."

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We say "kid with autism,"

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person before diagnosis.

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He doesn't know that because it's just,
we don't do that at our house.

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So, it's really my bad.
We probably should.

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No, it...
I mean, I know it, but I just...

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Anyway, it doesn't matter.
No. Go, Doug.

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You know,
the whole thing really threw me off

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because we'd been getting along well.

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And he's been seeing a therapist lately.

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And I felt like he was getting better.

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Oh, so sorry to interrupt you again,

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but, um,
there is no getting better in autism.

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It's a neurological condition,

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not a curable disease.

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So, that's the difference.

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He didn't mean that in a negative way,
Kathy.

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Of course not.
I just meant he's been a lot less...

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you know, you know, "aah."

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What Doug means... He means that Sam

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is having more success
using his replacement behaviors

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in response to environmental stimuli.

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Well, that is great news.

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Doug,
would you like to add anything else?

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No, I'm good. Thank you.

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Applause for Doug.

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It's really great that you came.

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Julia says you shouldn't
jump into a relationship

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all willynilly.

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I looked up "willynilly" online,

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and it means reckless.

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So I decided to conduct
a brutal examination

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of Paige's pros and cons.

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I'm glad you changed your mind
about studying together.

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I mean, because it's very difficult
to find equally

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academicallymotivated peers these days.

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I don't usually talk when I study.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Silent studying it is.

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Oh! You know what I really like to do
when I'm studying?

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It helps me remember things.

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I like to make things into a rap,

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like world history.

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<i>When was the
French and Indian War?</i>

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<i>Oh, that was 1754</i>

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<i>Was it not 1763?</i>

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<i>Nah, that's when they signed
The peace treaty</i>

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Are you writing stuff about me?
Yes.

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Can I can I see it?

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No.

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I have a confession to make.

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I have missed your little faces.

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And your big face.

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So, I'm gonna make
a very special family dinner

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with all your favorite foods.

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Doug, apple pie a la mode.

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Yes! From scratch?

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Oh, yeah, from scratch.

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Ah.
Sam, chicken fingers.

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From the box?
From the box.

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And, Casey, baconwrapped figs.

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I haven't eaten pork in two years.
Then figs.

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Can my special dish be "not coming"?

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Nope.
They were all out of that at the market.

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It's tomorrow night,
so be there or be square.

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Sam, how's your arm? Is it okay?

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Yes, and you've asked me that six times.

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It was fine then.
Why would it be different now?

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Honey, he seems okay.

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Stop beating up on yourself.

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You know?

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Jesus! What's the matter with you?

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Static.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Julia.

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Doug Gardner. I'm Sam's father.

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Oh! Hi, Doug!

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We met before.
Yeah, sorry.

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I wasn't expecting to see anyone.
That's okay.

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This is my neighborhood hideout spot.
Oh, yeah, you live around here?

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Yeah, I moved to the neighborhood
for these cookies.

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Well, they look good.

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Well, good to see you.

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Yeah. Hey, Doug?

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I just wanted you to know,

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and I don't think
I'm breaking any rules here...

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you've been really helpful
to Sam with dating stuff.

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So...

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I don't know,
just keep doing what you're doing.

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Oh, well, I'm trying.

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You know, I had a rough couple of days.

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I actually went to Elsa's support group

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to try to talk,

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but they told me
that I was using the wrong words.

257
00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,237
Let me guess.
They were big on peoplefirst language.

258
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,573
Yeah, well,
it doesn't make a difference, right?

259
00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:23,909
I mean, he's still autistic.
Doesn't change how he is in the world.

260
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,787
And how he is in the world
can make it hard sometimes,

261
00:14:26,871 --> 00:14:29,999
but I think it's important
to celebrate the small victories.

262
00:14:30,082 --> 00:14:32,793
That's a good point. I appreciate that.

263
00:14:33,294 --> 00:14:35,170
Hey, you want to sit?

264
00:14:35,254 --> 00:14:38,173
Sure.
You planning on finishing that cookie?

265
00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:39,383
No, go ahead.

266
00:14:40,801 --> 00:14:42,761
"Thick hair like arctic fox.

267
00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:44,138
Doesn't have braces.

268
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,890
Was once on local news.

269
00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:48,100
Pronounces it 'apericot.'"

270
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:49,226
What the hell is this?

271
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:53,355
I'm making a prosandcons list
to figure out if I like Paige.

272
00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:56,066
Oh. Let me just add one more thing.

273
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:59,403
Hey! Why'd you do that?
There's only one list you need.

274
00:14:59,486 --> 00:15:01,322
She's a girl who wants
to touch your peen.

275
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,531
That's not a list.

276
00:15:02,615 --> 00:15:05,618
Julia said I need
to figure out if I like Paige,

277
00:15:05,701 --> 00:15:07,536
if I'm gonna make her
my practice girlfriend,

278
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,704
so that's what I'm doing.

279
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,623
Fine. How well do you know her?

280
00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,458
We mostly study in school.

281
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:15,502
Ah. That's your problem.

282
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,172
You're in a sterile,
controlled environment.

283
00:15:18,255 --> 00:15:20,090
You need to get her out into the world,

284
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:21,884
see how she reacts to the unexpected,

285
00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:23,427
throw her a few curveballs.

286
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,346
You want me to throw balls at Paige?

287
00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:27,598
No. Dude, come on...

288
00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:29,308
You're so lucky you have me.

289
00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:32,770
I just think that you might have
graded this incorrectly,

290
00:15:32,853 --> 00:15:34,813
because I know that I learned it right.

291
00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:38,275
<i>Algebra is easy
It's purely mathematical</i>

292
00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:40,819
<i>To isolate the "X,"
You remove it from the radical</i>

293
00:15:40,903 --> 00:15:42,947
My mom and I have been working
on that all week.

294
00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:45,032
Paige?
Yeah?

295
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,117
Would you like to hang out,
not in school?

296
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:49,703
Shut up.
Are you kidding me? Yes!

297
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,456
Okay. Here's my address.

298
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:55,417
I can't drive because
my natural instinct is to close my eyes,

299
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:58,671
but you can take the bus to Churchill
and walk six blocks,

300
00:15:58,754 --> 00:16:00,714
or you can take an
Uber if you're over 18,

301
00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:03,133
per their policy
I reviewed this morning.

302
00:16:03,217 --> 00:16:04,176
Okay.

303
00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,886
I need my lunch money.

304
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:10,391
I asked a girl out.

305
00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,685
Oh, I'm sorry.
Why?

306
00:16:12,768 --> 00:16:13,936
I assume she said no.

307
00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:16,522
No, she said yes.
Really?

308
00:16:16,605 --> 00:16:17,648
Oh, I'm sorry for her.

309
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,738
Coach Briggs, you wanted to see me?

310
00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:27,950
Yes. Gardner, this is Shelby Pines.

311
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:30,452
She's the athletic director
of Clayton Prep.

312
00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:32,496
Hi.

313
00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:35,749
I saw your impressive win on Saturday.
You smoked the competition.

314
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,293
Do you need me to pee in a cup?

315
00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:41,338
No.

316
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:44,049
Actually, I've been keeping tabs
on you for a while now.

317
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,634
You're very strong in the 400,

318
00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:49,138
and the way you anchored that relay
tipped the scales for your team.

319
00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:51,849
There were four of us.
The other girls are really fast, too.

320
00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:54,977
Not like you. That's why Clayton Prep
would like to recruit you.

321
00:16:56,603 --> 00:17:00,524
Gardner,
I think of you like a daughter...

322
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,651
much to the chagrin of my real daughter,

323
00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:04,403
who can't run fast at all.

324
00:17:05,821 --> 00:17:08,657
I think you should at least
consider this opportunity.

325
00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:16,832
They want to recruit you?
Yeah.

326
00:17:16,915 --> 00:17:18,667
Whoa!
I know. It's crazy, right?

327
00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:21,295
Yeah.
Clayton is the best school in the state.

328
00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:24,465
And their girls go to Division
I colleges and the Olympics,

329
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,801
and they had a girl that was in
a Nike commercial. She outran a tornado.

330
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:29,178
Oh, wow.

331
00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:30,846
Yeah.

332
00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:34,016
But, I mean, really,
I'm not gonna go there.

333
00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:36,393
Like, that school's all rich and fancy.

334
00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:37,936
It's, like, it's so not me.

335
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,730
Well, you know, good,

336
00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,107
'cause Clayton's like an hour away.

337
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,859
We'd never see each other.
Yeah.

338
00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:46,904
And then you would miss me,
and then you'd be distracted,

339
00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:48,447
and you'd fail all your classes,

340
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,532
and then, you know, you'd be homeless.

341
00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:53,660
And then I'd have to make Spam
sandwiches and deliver them to you

342
00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:55,537
at whatever bus stop you'd be living in.

343
00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:59,875
And, trust me, nobody wants that.

344
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,129
You want to go, don't you?

345
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,255
Shut up.

346
00:18:14,348 --> 00:18:16,642
Are your parents cool
with me coming to dinner?

347
00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:18,560
I'm pretty sure your dad hates me.

348
00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:20,854
Yeah, they're fine with it...

349
00:18:20,938 --> 00:18:22,147
'cause they don't know.

350
00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:24,942
Damn it, Casey.

351
00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:26,485
Hey, Mrs. Gardner.

352
00:18:26,568 --> 00:18:27,778
Evan.

353
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:29,279
Wow.

354
00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:31,448
What a nice surprise.
Hey, hi. Yeah.

355
00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:33,492
We have cheese.

356
00:18:33,575 --> 00:18:35,285
Help yourself. And figs.

357
00:18:36,036 --> 00:18:37,496
Oh. Love figs.

358
00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:38,956
All kids do.

359
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,377
Casey, this is a family dinner.

360
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,838
I've been cooking all day.
This is important to me.

361
00:18:45,921 --> 00:18:48,549
Only you would invite someone
to a family dinner

362
00:18:48,632 --> 00:18:49,967
without even asking.

363
00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:53,220
Sam... and friends.

364
00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,973
So many people!
This is awesome.

365
00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:57,266
Zahid's my friend.

366
00:18:57,349 --> 00:18:59,101
Paige is just a girl from school.

367
00:18:59,852 --> 00:19:01,478
Come on in. You know the drill.

368
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:02,563
I certainly do.

369
00:19:03,897 --> 00:19:06,733
So strong. Thank you.

370
00:19:06,817 --> 00:19:08,610
Well, it's very nice to meet you all.

371
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,947
Evan.
Mr. Gardner.

372
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,031
Dad.

373
00:19:13,949 --> 00:19:15,868
Why are we all saying
each other's names?

374
00:19:15,951 --> 00:19:19,163
Guys, why don't you go sit on the sofa
and talk amongst yourselves?

375
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:20,789
And I'll be there in a minute.

376
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:26,086
Maybe tell an embarrassing story
about yourself that nobody else knows.

377
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,256
We did that as an icebreaker
at Sam's camp last summer

378
00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:31,884
and, boy, were there some red faces.

379
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:32,801
Okay.

380
00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:39,391
Ay, yai, yai.
These kids are a pain in the ass.

381
00:19:39,474 --> 00:19:40,475
Did we make enough food?

382
00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:43,270
You are adorable.

383
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:45,022
Yes, we did.

384
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:47,733
Ah. I know you wanted
to have a small family dinner,

385
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:49,860
but the good news is
Sam has two friends.

386
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:51,695
Sam has two friends.

387
00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:54,114
Julia says we got
to celebrate the small victories.

388
00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:56,074
You talked to Julia?

389
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,828
No. But Sam always says
that she says that.

390
00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:03,624
Yeah, I say stuff like that, too.
I know. You say it better than her.

391
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,043
Come here.

392
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,427
What are you wearing?
A jacket, weirdo.

393
00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,437
Take it off.
Why? I'm cold.

394
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,147
There are a lot of people here now.

395
00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:29,358
The room's gonna heat up.
I know Zahid runs hot.

396
00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:32,110
What?

397
00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:35,364
Here's what we're gonna do.

398
00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:38,075
A series of random
and unsynchronized tests

399
00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:40,994
to determine whether Paige has
what it takes to be your bae.

400
00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:44,414
I don't understand your methods, Zahid,
but I trust you.

401
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:46,083
Check it.

402
00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,171
Hey, Paige, think fast.

403
00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:53,590
I'll get it.

404
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:55,759
Subpar reflexes, dude.

405
00:20:55,842 --> 00:20:57,844
Physical prowess isn't important to me.

406
00:21:07,562 --> 00:21:09,147
My apologies, Casey.

407
00:21:09,231 --> 00:21:11,149
Hi. Could I use your powder room?

408
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,319
Yeah, if you stop talking
like the queen of England.

409
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:17,114
The one that flushes is upstairs.

410
00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:18,907
Oh, yeah, okay.

411
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:20,909
Cheerio.

412
00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:01,593
Something weird happened
at school today.

413
00:23:01,676 --> 00:23:03,637
Why do you smell like smoke?

414
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,847
I don't know.
No, your, uh...

415
00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:08,266
Your jacket reeks.

416
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,812
You been...
You been smoking around my daughter?

417
00:23:11,895 --> 00:23:13,814
Cigarettes? No.

418
00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:22,280
What do you mean, "Cigarettes? No."?
You been smoking something else?

419
00:23:22,364 --> 00:23:25,242
Dad.
I'm sure it was someone else.

420
00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:27,285
I mean, everyone at that school smokes.

421
00:23:27,369 --> 00:23:29,413
It's like an episode of Mad Men.

422
00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:35,127
Maybe it's a little... a little doobage?

423
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,170
Huh? Blunt? Kush?

424
00:23:37,254 --> 00:23:41,341
Since it's clearly, like, bothering you,
why don't we just honey?

425
00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,051
Sorry, what?

426
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:44,427
We're just gonna take it off.

427
00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:46,388
What? What the hell are you doing?

428
00:23:46,471 --> 00:23:49,266
Okay. Get this...

429
00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:50,392
Are you serious?
Right.

430
00:23:50,475 --> 00:23:51,893
Yeah, much better.

431
00:23:51,977 --> 00:23:53,311
I like the smell of smoke.

432
00:23:53,395 --> 00:23:56,690
Reminds me of my Uncle Rashid when
he used to give me sips of his beer.

433
00:23:56,773 --> 00:23:57,774
He's got a Corvette.

434
00:23:58,483 --> 00:24:00,652
Sorry to interrupt, everybody.

435
00:24:01,361 --> 00:24:04,447
Apparently, I kind of do that a lot.

436
00:24:04,531 --> 00:24:07,868
Some would even say it's one
of my worst qualities, so...

437
00:24:07,951 --> 00:24:10,495
So, anyway,
Coach called me into his office today

438
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,331
Mrs. Gardner, I was just gonna ask you
to pass the iced tea,

439
00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:16,501
but, you know,
I didn't want to sound bossy.

440
00:24:17,502 --> 00:24:19,838
Brown Sugar...
Brown Sugar to Penguin,

441
00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:21,131
the hyena has the scroll.

442
00:24:21,882 --> 00:24:23,884
She knows.

443
00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:24,968
Is everything okay?

444
00:24:25,051 --> 00:24:27,387
Well, to be honest with you,
no, it's not.

445
00:24:28,722 --> 00:24:31,224
I found the pros and cons list
that you made about me.

446
00:24:31,308 --> 00:24:33,018
No, he wouldn't do that, would you?

447
00:24:33,101 --> 00:24:34,477
I would, and I did.

448
00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:37,355
You wrote a burn book about the
only girl that's ever liked you?

449
00:24:37,439 --> 00:24:39,691
That's hilarious!

450
00:24:39,774 --> 00:24:43,361
What are you laughing at, Cheech?
He did say you have very clean shoes.

451
00:24:43,445 --> 00:24:44,988
You've read it too, I see.

452
00:24:45,071 --> 00:24:47,199
How many people have you showed this to,
Sam?

453
00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:48,450
Oops, made it worse.

454
00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:51,912
Why would you make a list about Paige?

455
00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:54,831
To help me decide if I want her
to be my girlfriend or not.

456
00:24:54,915 --> 00:24:56,041
Girlfriend?

457
00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:00,503
Okay, I... I should probably go.

458
00:25:00,587 --> 00:25:03,423
This was a lovely dinner, though,
Mr. and Mrs. Gardner.

459
00:25:03,506 --> 00:25:05,592
So, um... thank you.

460
00:25:08,887 --> 00:25:10,305
She's mad?
Yes.

461
00:25:10,388 --> 00:25:11,723
Yeah.
Yeah.

462
00:25:28,406 --> 00:25:29,532
You're mad.

463
00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:33,036
Why would you write
that mean stuff about me?

464
00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:36,289
Well, I wrote good things, too.

465
00:25:36,373 --> 00:25:37,874
Oh, yeah.

466
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:40,919
I mean, before I read your list,

467
00:25:41,002 --> 00:25:42,879
I didn't know I had
a nice neutral smell,

468
00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:45,340
but, you know, I don't even care, Sam,

469
00:25:45,423 --> 00:25:49,010
that you're trying to decide
if you like me or whatever.

470
00:25:49,094 --> 00:25:51,388
I mean, I'm kind of trying
to do that about you, too.

471
00:25:51,471 --> 00:25:54,099
But you're not supposed
to write that stuff down.

472
00:25:54,891 --> 00:25:56,559
Why not?
I don't know.

473
00:25:57,477 --> 00:25:58,687
It's a rule.

474
00:25:59,354 --> 00:26:02,190
Well, now that I know it's a rule,
I won't do it again.

475
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:05,151
And how did you read my list
when it's in my back pocket?

476
00:26:05,235 --> 00:26:06,486
I made an etching.

477
00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:23,044
What...

478
00:26:23,878 --> 00:26:24,921
Are you serious?

479
00:26:25,588 --> 00:26:26,715
Resourcefulness.

480
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:28,550
That's a major pro.

481
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,677
You have more pros than cons.

482
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,388
Whoopdedoo.

483
00:26:37,934 --> 00:26:40,687
Paige... I know I made you mad,

484
00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:42,605
but do you want to be my girlfriend?

485
00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:47,027
Oh, my God.

486
00:26:49,988 --> 00:26:50,947
Yes.

487
00:26:51,614 --> 00:26:53,074
We've never met this girl.

488
00:26:53,158 --> 00:26:55,577
I never even heard her name before
Paige?

489
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,495
I have a little news.
Big news.

490
00:26:57,579 --> 00:26:59,581
I mean,
I knew he was interested in girls,

491
00:26:59,664 --> 00:27:01,750
but this is, you know, awfully fast.

492
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,626
I'm being recruited.

493
00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:04,711
By Clayton Prep.

494
00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:08,798
Yeah, I guess they saw my last race,
and I don't know, they want me.

495
00:27:08,882 --> 00:27:10,550
Wow! Clayton?

496
00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:12,510
Mmhmm.
That's huge.

497
00:27:12,594 --> 00:27:14,554
Yeah, right?
Wow.

498
00:27:14,637 --> 00:27:18,141
How far away is Clayton?
I mean, would you have to leave Newton?

499
00:27:18,224 --> 00:27:20,602
No, Mom, I love high school so much,
I'd go to both.

500
00:27:21,394 --> 00:27:23,813
No, they want me to start right away.

501
00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:25,023
What do you guys think?

502
00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:26,983
Wow. That's exciting.

503
00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:30,111
Yeah.

504
00:27:31,112 --> 00:27:33,531
There's a lot to discuss.
Yeah, for sure.

505
00:27:33,615 --> 00:27:35,241
We have to figure it out.

506
00:27:35,325 --> 00:27:37,952
I mean, you know,

507
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:42,457
I'm sorry, honey, but I don't think
there's any way that this could work.

508
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:46,378
I mean, we need you
at the same school as Sam, right?

509
00:27:46,461 --> 00:27:49,005
But we'll talk about it
when your friends aren't here.

510
00:27:49,089 --> 00:27:51,841
'Cause he doesn't have
a onetoone aide anymore.

511
00:27:51,925 --> 00:27:53,468
And he relies on you heavily.

512
00:27:53,551 --> 00:27:55,136
So, I'm...

513
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:58,681
I don't know how it could happen.
Yeah.

514
00:27:58,765 --> 00:28:00,433
Okay.
We'll talk about it later.

515
00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:01,726
Okay.
Okay. Yeah.

516
00:28:05,105 --> 00:28:07,982
Zahid.
That's an interesting name.

517
00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:09,192
Where are you from?

518
00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:12,070
Vermont. We moved here
when I was in the sixth grade.

519
00:28:12,153 --> 00:28:14,739
But we still head back every fall
to peep them leaves.

520
00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:16,157
I'm sorry, but, um...

521
00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:17,659
Whoa, why is he standing up?

522
00:28:17,742 --> 00:28:19,869
Where are you going?
You have two kids.

523
00:28:19,953 --> 00:28:20,870
Evan, don't.

524
00:28:20,954 --> 00:28:23,581
No, but you act like you have one.
And I get it.

525
00:28:23,665 --> 00:28:27,210
Sam's got a disability or whatever.

526
00:28:27,293 --> 00:28:28,795
But Casey broke a record.

527
00:28:28,878 --> 00:28:31,589
She did something cool,
and you guys didn't even see it.

528
00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:32,841
I mean, where were you?

529
00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:36,594
Now she's got a chance to go
to a fancyass school!

530
00:28:36,678 --> 00:28:38,471
Sorry for my language.

531
00:28:38,555 --> 00:28:41,474
But, I mean, I don't want her
to go three towns away, either,

532
00:28:41,558 --> 00:28:43,893
but at least I get that she's...

533
00:28:44,811 --> 00:28:46,563
she's too good for this place.

534
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:48,064
So...

535
00:28:49,774 --> 00:28:51,609
that's all.

536
00:28:51,693 --> 00:28:52,986
Um...

537
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,699
The roast was really good.

538
00:29:02,454 --> 00:29:04,289
Mom, it's okay.

539
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:07,667
I have a girlfriend.

540
00:29:10,211 --> 00:29:13,923
Nice. She's wound a little tight,
but I like her style.

541
00:29:14,007 --> 00:29:15,633
I'm back.

542
00:29:18,094 --> 00:29:20,555
Dessert.

543
00:29:20,638 --> 00:29:22,557
Dessert. I, um...

544
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,601
I need to buy ice cream.

545
00:29:24,684 --> 00:29:28,271
Um... I forgot.
I'm just gonna go to the store.

546
00:29:28,354 --> 00:29:32,108
I made apple pie a la mode, and I
forgot the ice cream, which is the mode.

547
00:29:32,192 --> 00:29:34,861
Don't anybody leave.
I'll be back in seven minutes.

548
00:29:37,238 --> 00:29:38,740
I'm lactoseintolerant.

549
00:29:38,823 --> 00:29:41,785
Yeah. You got a lot of things going on,
don't you, sweetie?

550
00:29:47,165 --> 00:29:49,417
<i>Bouncing by your side</i>

551
00:29:51,336 --> 00:29:54,047
<i>Consume you with more regret</i>

552
00:29:59,594 --> 00:30:02,096
Hey. I need to talk to you
about something.

553
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:04,891
Okay.
Can you cover your arms, please?

554
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,559
Never mind.

555
00:30:07,352 --> 00:30:09,270
What we did, it was nice.

556
00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:11,523
I agree.
But it's done.

557
00:30:11,606 --> 00:30:13,733
I have a life. I have a family.

558
00:30:13,817 --> 00:30:16,486
And I can't do for
them what I need to do

559
00:30:16,569 --> 00:30:18,738
with you in my head, all right?

560
00:30:18,822 --> 00:30:20,448
And what are you doing,

561
00:30:20,532 --> 00:30:23,576
having sex with a married woman anyway,
you know?

562
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,995
You're bad. You are a bad person.

563
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:29,123
You know,
being all sexy and cute with me bad!

564
00:30:29,207 --> 00:30:31,334
So we're done.

565
00:30:32,043 --> 00:30:33,962
All right? Goodbye.

566
00:30:35,797 --> 00:30:36,840
And...

567
00:30:38,049 --> 00:30:40,009
do you have any vanilla ice cream?

568
00:30:40,093 --> 00:30:43,680
I can't go to the Valley Marketplace,
and that's your fault, too.

569
00:30:44,806 --> 00:30:45,890
Ice cream?

570
00:30:53,857 --> 00:30:55,859
So, yeah, turns out she wasn't a bot.

571
00:30:55,942 --> 00:30:59,487
She was my cousin Tushar. Small world.

572
00:30:59,571 --> 00:31:00,947
I haven't talked to him since.

573
00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:04,659
Listen, Mom and I will talk about
Clayton Prep, so don't worry about it.

574
00:31:04,742 --> 00:31:06,744
Really?
Yes, I promise.

575
00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:07,996
Mm.

576
00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:10,623
And your stoner boyfriend,
he's starting to grow on me.

577
00:31:10,707 --> 00:31:13,376
But just remember
if the situation ever calls for it,

578
00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:16,045
I'll body slam that little shit.
You know that, right?

579
00:31:16,129 --> 00:31:17,088
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

580
00:31:18,423 --> 00:31:19,257
Okay.

581
00:31:20,508 --> 00:31:22,343
Who wants dessert?

582
00:31:24,721 --> 00:31:25,722
Good.

583
00:31:34,105 --> 00:31:35,523
<i>Hey, girl, you better slow</i>

584
00:31:35,607 --> 00:31:36,858
<i>Hey, girl, I'm mad as fuck</i>

585
00:31:36,941 --> 00:31:38,234
<i>That we ain't never fucked</i>

586
00:31:38,318 --> 00:31:39,694
<i>I mean, like, what the fuck?</i>

587
00:31:39,777 --> 00:31:42,196
<i>What, was that too abrasive for ya?</i>

588
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,698
<i>Let... Let me get at it again</i>

589
00:31:43,781 --> 00:31:45,199
<i>I got you, babe, I got you, babe</i>

590
00:31:45,283 --> 00:31:46,951
<i>Well, goddamn, You hot as hell</i>

591
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,202
<i>I mean, I might as well</i>

592
00:31:48,286 --> 00:31:49,662
<i>See what that might entail</i>

593
00:31:49,746 --> 00:31:52,498
<i>I got some slight detail
From your homegirl</i>

594
00:31:52,582 --> 00:31:54,626
<i>I knew your girlfriend
back in the day</i>

595
00:31:54,709 --> 00:31:56,753
<i>And she said
You was looking for somebody</i>

596
00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:59,839
<i>So I'm Slim, but call me Sugar
She think and caught me looking</i>

597
00:31:59,923 --> 00:32:02,550
<i>Don't trip, you too goodlooking
You could be looking</i>

598
00:32:02,634 --> 00:32:04,052
<i>At the future Mrs. Sugar</i>

599
00:32:04,135 --> 00:32:05,553
<i>If she play her cards right</i>

600
00:32:05,637 --> 00:32:08,056
<i>And I'm hittin' that thing,
I tell ya</i>

601
00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:11,142
<i>But yo, but, yo, I came to kick it
You know, Phife Dog and Tip</i>

602
00:32:11,225 --> 00:32:12,477
<i>And Ali Shaheed, Jarobi</i>

603
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,062
<i>My flow be the golden ticket</i>

604
00:32:14,145 --> 00:32:16,314
<i>So you enjoy the show and I'll...</i>