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I know this probably isn't
what you wanted to hear,
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and I'm sorry,
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but many people with his diagnosis
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end up living productive,
fulfilling lives.
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I don't see why Sam
should be any different.
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I mean,
I just think it's a relief, really.
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I mean, now we know.
Now we can do things.
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You know, like, I was reading that
those noise-cancelling headphones,
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they can really help in situations
where he's feeling overwhelmed.
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I mean, it's so simple,
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but I would never have thought it,
you know? It makes so much sense.
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So I'm gonna go to RadioShack,
and pick some up,
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and then, there's other things,
there's early interventions.
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There's other therapies we can do.
There's a therapy they do with horses.
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And it's called Equine Therapy.
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- Well...
- Isn't that sweet?
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Maybe we can get a second opinion.
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- That was a second opinion.
- Maybe we get a third.
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Shoot. Do you remember
which of my cousins is married
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to the speech therapist?
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Is it Andy or Allen?
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[Elsa] I'm just gonna call them both.
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Kids! Lunchtime!
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Hey, Andy?
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It's Elsa.
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You know exactly which Elsa,
you little stinker!
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[Elsa] Yeah, great. Thanks.
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Okay, your prescription's ready.
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- I'll be back in a jiff.
- You don't have to do that.
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Okay, I don't need meds.
It's not that big of a deal.
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A panic attack is a big deal.
It's a warning sign.
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It's your body saying,
"Hey, mister, slow down."
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Panic attack. It wasn't a panic attack.
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That's just an overly dramatic way
of saying I got stressed out.
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I used to watch my father collapse,
fall on his face once a month.
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He's still kicking. He's gonna be 85.
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The doctor was very clear.
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You need to take it easy.
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- Reduce your stress.
- Speaking of reducing my stress,
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isn't it time
you should be going back to Luisa's?
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[laughs sarcastically]
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You can be grumpy with me
all you want,
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but I think I should move back in
for a few days.
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No. Thank you.
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Honey, you're doing too much. The house,
the kids. I looked at your schedule.
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You're working three nights this week.
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It's fine, I can handle it.
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Think of all
that I could take off your plate.
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I could go to the store.
I noticed we're low on a few things.
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I mean, someone bought the wrong bread.
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We're not a sourdough family.
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You know, I like sourdough.
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Okay? We're fine.
Everything's under control.
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I can sleep on the couch.
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Please stop.
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Please.
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Okay.
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Okay. I'm just going to make the beds
and I'll go.
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Still gonna pick up your meds.
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Dad.
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You hear all that craziness?
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You got to let her come back.
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Want me to have
a real heart attack next time?
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Dad, I watched you collapse
in the front yard.
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You scared me.
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Just let her take care of you,
and be her annoying self
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just for a while.
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Alright, well, just for a few days.
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And if it helps,
I'm still going to torture her.
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- Promise?
- Yeah, I promise.
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[Sam] One of the first rules of nature
is like finds like.
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[students chattering]
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There you are. I need you.
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My mom's loser ex-boyfriend just
moved back in. Where've you been?
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Life stuff, dude.
You don't want to know.
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[Sam] You would never see
an emperor penguin
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and a south polar skua hang out together.
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Sure, they're both birds...
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Gotta love a guy
who brings only the clothes on his back
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and a trash bag
full of drug paraphernalia.
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- Jeez.
- Yeah.
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[Sam] ...but a penguin lays an egg
and tries to protect it,
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while the sneaky skua
just wants to make it his dinner.
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What's up with you?
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Well, we thought
my dad had a heart attack.
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Turns out it was just a panic attack
caused by my mom being a tramp.
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It's a freaking miracle
the two of us are still alive.
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I know.
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I knew you two were going to fall in love.
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Hey, if you guys ever hook up,
don't forget to include me.
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- [Nate] Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
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[Sam] Polar animals know
that if they want to survive,
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they need creatures like them.
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But if I woke up one day,
and I was a skua,
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I'd probably fly headfirst
into an iceberg.
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What is he even talking about?
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Sam, I'll confess,
I got a little lost there, myself.
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How does that relate to today's topic,
"resources"?
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Even if you find a group
of like-minded penguins,
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it doesn't guarantee survival.
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You still need resources like fish,
or krill, or a nice mating rock.
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Oh, well, that actually does relate.
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So as I was saying,
the combined unemployment,
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or underemployment rate for young adults
with autism is close to 90%.
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I know, it's a scary number,
but that is why you're here.
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We are going to change those statistics.
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Does anyone in here currently have a job?
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I work at Techtropolis,
but I do have one strike.
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What do you do with your money?
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I'm saving mine to buy a defibrillator.
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Well, every other Thursday
my manager Bob gives me a check,
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and then I take that home,
and I give it to my mom,
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and she deposits it.
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So you don't have your own bank account?
What a baby.
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Amber. Okay, Sam's an adult, he's 18.
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Would you like to rephrase your question
in a more respectful manner?
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No.
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Okay. Well, I'm sure when Sam's ready
to have a bank account, then he will.
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But not a defibrillator.
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I need a bank account.
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Oh, and good day to you, Mr. Rockefeller.
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- Because he's rich?
- Yes.
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And I'm talking about money?
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The more you make me explain it,
the less funny it gets.
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Whatever.
I can't learn to manage my own money
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if I don't have my own account.
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But you already have an account
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at the best bank in town:
the Bank of Elsa.
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You don't have to wait in line
because I deposit all your checks.
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You can avoid all those beeping ATMs
because I always give you cash to spend.
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And you get a free hug
with every transaction,
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or even without one.
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- I'd like to close my account.
- Honey, you want your own bank account.
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I get it,
but I don't think it's a good idea.
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Handling money, it's a lot
of responsibility and it's stressful.
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- It's fine, let him get a bank account.
- Thank you, Mr. Rockefeller.
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- Really?
- Yeah, he's more responsible
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than most eighteen-year-olds,
more than most of the adults I know.
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It's true. I once saw my vice principal
cross the street
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when the red flashing hand
was on two. Two!
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It'll be good,
I'll take him to the bank tomorrow.
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Okeydoke. I'll come with you both.
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- No, we got it.
- Yeah, Dad's got it.
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- Chocolate?
- Blueberry.
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I'm still starving.
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Frankie talked me
into ordering the quinoa bowl.
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- I feel like I just ate two pounds of air.
- Should have ordered pizza.
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Dude, the pizza here tastes
like a stale cracker with ketchup on it.
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Wow, I think we finally found something
Newton's a snob about.
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I'm spoiled.
Our pizza place, Don's, is the best.
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- Then maybe we should go there.
- What now?
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- Get a chance to try out Webster.
- No.
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- Yeah.
- We shouldn't.
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Friday after practice. I'll tell the team.
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Well, Friday it gets a little crowded
'cause there's, like, a lot of families.
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So maybe like another time, or never?
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- No, Friday works.
- Yeah. Friday works.
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We're excited to see
where Newton comes from.
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- Ooh!
- It'll be fun.
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Or sad.
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Either way, I'm getting breadsticks.
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I once saw a rat there.
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No, I didn't.
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The lobby's nice.
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It's nice and calm.
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Yes, you probably won't have
another panic attack here.
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Yeah. Probably not.
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[bank phone ringing]
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You know I'm fine, right?
I just... I got a little stressed.
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When I'm stressed, I recite
the four species of Antarctic penguin.
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Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor and Gentoo.
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- Yeah, I know you do.
- It helps.
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Mom taught me when I was little.
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You should try it
next time you think you're dying.
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Except, if you really are dying,
it won't help at all.
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Alright, I will.
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Mom helped you come up with that, huh?
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Yeah, she put Emperor first,
but I prefer alphabetical order.
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Mr. Gardner?
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Want me to come with you?
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No.
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It's quiet in here and it doesn't smell
like anything so I should be fine.
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[woman] Right this way.
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Okay, Mr. Gardner, you're good to go.
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If you have any other questions,
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you just give me a call.
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I actually do have more questions.
Should I call or can I ask you them now?
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Oh, go for it.
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[Sam clears throat]
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I'm okay with the panda checks,
but could you notify me
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if you get any Arctic animal options?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Did you know it actually costs
1.5 cents to produce a penny?
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I did not.
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Does it always smell like nothing in here
or is it just sometimes?
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- Always.
- Good for you.
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Can you adjust the volume
of the ATM machines?
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- I'm sorry, we can't.
- That's very disappointing.
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I hate touching the pens at the bank.
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That's not a question.
Something I thought you should know.
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Me too, people are kinda gross.
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How many lollipops am I allowed to take?
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Go nuts.
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This is way better than the Bank of Elsa.
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Don't you just love pie charts?
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This one shows you the smartest way
to spend your money.
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There's a wedge carved out for food,
rent, utilities, entertainment...
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- even 10% for charity.
- Propaganda.
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What?
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You got me a lollipop,
so I'm trying to be nice, but, dude,
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I can't believe you were dumb enough
to entrust your hard-earned cabbage
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to a corrupt government-backed bank.
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FDIC?
More like, "FDI-see you later, money."
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It didn't seem corrupt.
They have panda checks.
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[Zahid laughs]
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Look, I know what goes on in those places.
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I've seen Mary Poppins.
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You got to get your green off the grid
and invest incryptocurrency, ASAP.
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I didn't see that mentioned in the packet.
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Of course you didn't.
When the great financial collapse comes,
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cryptocurrency will rule the world.
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Rule with me, Sam Gardner.
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Well, how much cryptocurrency
can I buy for $7,000?
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You have $7,000?!
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Damn, never mind.
You gotta keep that shit in the bank.
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Can I have a loan?
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No.
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That's probably the right call.
I would 100% buy a peacock.
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[pop music plays on radio]
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[groans] This isn't comfortable at all.
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That's because
your hamstrings are too tight.
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How do I stretch out my hamstrings?
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By sitting like this, doofus.
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[sighs]
Well, since that might take a while...
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- [chuckles] Stop.
- [Elsa] Door.
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Hey.
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- Huh. I missed your mom.
- [mobile phone buzzes]
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- Oh, God.
- What?
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It's...
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Oh, God, just...
241
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Izzie has the whole team excited
to go to Don's this Friday.
242
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,160
They're coming all the way out here?
That's cool.
243
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,705
Not cool. These are people
who go to Aspen every weekend.
244
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,458
Don's is great, but they use sugar packets
to level the tables.
245
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,504
Who's going nuts
with the pizza slice emojis?
246
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,131
Nate. He's Izzie's boyfriend.
247
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,467
Boyfriends are coming? Can I come?
248
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,764
- Yeah. Do you... Yeah, if you want to.
- Of course I want to come.
249
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,641
These are the people
you're around all day.
250
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:51,729
Just like I'm sure that you're curious
about the people that I go to school with.
251
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,190
How come you never ask
about people I go to school with?
252
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,191
I do.
253
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,735
I don't. But I will. I...
254
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:02,031
- If you want to come, you should come.
- Okay. Then I'll come.
255
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,700
Hah, they're gonna love me.
256
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,369
[typing]
257
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,666
[frame clatters]
258
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,378
[breathes heavily]
259
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,141
[heart beats intensely]
260
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,773
Adelie,
261
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,025
Chinstrap,
262
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,818
Emperor,
263
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,070
Adelie,
264
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,283
Chinstrap, Emperor...
265
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,787
- Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor...
- [Elsa] Gentoo.
266
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,625
- Hey, are you okay?
- I'm fine. I...
267
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,295
I can't find my uniform.
268
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,297
I'm late for my night shift,
and I washed it.
269
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,175
- I don't know where the heck it is.
- I'm sorry, it's right here.
270
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,971
I put a little lavender oil in with it,
it was smelling a little ambulance-y.
271
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,725
Okay, thank you.
272
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,145
Oh, and did you see a stack of bills
on the kitchen table?
273
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,231
Saw them, paid them. Bank of Elsa.
274
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,903
Well, thank you.
275
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,452
[drawer clatters]
276
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,332
[Arlo] Booze fund
for my Saturday night party.
277
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,710
The more you give, the better the beer.
278
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,131
Hey, what's up, man?
279
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,552
Hey, I know how you like to party, Sammy.
280
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,846
Want to make a donation?
281
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:52,558
I don't like to party,
but I do have $700 set aside
282
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,102
for charitable donations.
283
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,104
Is this a worthwhile cause?
284
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,400
Yes! A time-honored Newton High event.
285
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:05,446
With a contribution of that size,
our class will talk about you for years.
286
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,572
You'll be a legend.
287
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,159
- Well, like Sir Ernest Shackleton?
- Bigger.
288
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,285
Wow! [laughs]
289
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:15,123
That's impossible. In 1909 he was
the most famous man on the planet.
290
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,213
- Cool egg.
- It's been 33 days.
291
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,090
It could hatch at any moment.
292
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,426
If we're lucky, it'll hatch at the party.
293
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,177
Wouldn't that be awesome?
294
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:29,971
Yes.
295
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,265
We could all watch it together
in my home theater.
296
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:33,683
Oh.
297
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,854
That would be better than watching it
on my computer.
298
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,940
- You know, pop-up ads.
- Totally. [chuckles] You know what?
299
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:44,610
I actually just got
this dope new subwoofer.
300
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,738
It'll be like you're right there
in the egg with him.
301
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,115
Or her, we don't know yet.
302
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,533
[laughs]
303
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,451
Listen...
304
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,580
For $700 we could even do a penguin theme.
305
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,750
Okay... snow cones
and a big ice sculpture,
306
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,586
all-you-can-eat fish sticks.
307
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,630
I do love stick-shaped foods.
308
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,180
All I need is a receipt for my records.
309
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,311
- Hi, how was school?
- Great.
310
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,398
There's an official senior class event
happening on Saturday at Arlo's.
311
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,609
- Class event?
- Yes.
312
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:28,362
It's penguin-themed,
we'll watch the egg and I'll be attending.
313
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,281
The whole class will be there.
314
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,533
Huh, it's not on the senior calendar.
315
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,536
Why wasn't I sent an email?
316
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,290
God only knows what will be left
on the sign-up sheet.
317
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,792
I'm going to have to call Arlo's mom.
318
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,546
Knowing her, I'm going to be stuck
bringing the cutlery.
319
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,842
I swear, sometimes I feel
like the PTA is punishing me.
320
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,014
Thanks again for doing this for Amber.
321
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,099
- She's loving it, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
322
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,520
Mom, look, it's a portable defibrillator.
Isn't it cool?
323
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,647
Wow!
324
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,275
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, come on. I get it.
325
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,278
If you need, like, 500 penguin facts,
326
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,865
- I can help you out, I'm your guy.
- [laughing]
327
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,828
So... how are you? Really?
328
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,456
I'm good.
329
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,250
I'm fine.
330
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,088
Elsa is trying to weasel her way
back into the house. She's...
331
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,591
doing the laundry, and paying bills,
and cleaning the bathroom, and...
332
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:34,720
- Well, could you send her to my house?
- I could send her to your house.
333
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,182
I don't know
why it bugs me so much, but it...
334
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,309
it bugs me.
335
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,478
[car horn]
336
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,982
Well, for what it's worth...
337
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,862
I used to try to keep my kids away
from my ex as much as possible at first.
338
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,656
He wasn't a monster.
339
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,908
I was just... hurt.
340
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,912
And now, as crazy as it sounds...
341
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,540
I'm sad they're not closer with him.
342
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,917
And that's my fault.
343
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,586
Mostly.
344
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,589
Let's be clear,
he's still a pain in the ass.
345
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,841
[laughs sarcastically] Yeah, I hear you.
346
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,678
Just remember...
347
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,098
you're not going to be this angry forever.
348
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:23,394
And she's always going to be
Sam and Casey's mom.
349
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,273
Look at all these needles!
350
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,610
Let me see what's going on in here.
Gotta be careful with needles.
351
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,528
Put those back, please.
352
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,793
Hey, I...
353
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,421
I made too much food. You hungry?
354
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,631
Your famous chop suey?
355
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,591
The only thing I know how to make.
356
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,970
Um... Yeah, sure. Just give me a sec.
357
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,263
Okay.
358
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,785
"Hey, what's up?"
359
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,870
"Hey, what's up? How's work?"
360
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,246
"How's work?"
361
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,800
Nice.
362
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,179
Very good.
363
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,407
Doug?
364
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,022
[laughing]
365
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,441
Oh, my God.
366
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,860
[chatter]
367
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,653
Hi.
368
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,114
[Evan laughs awkwardly]
369
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:42,992
Hey.
370
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,077
Newton, is this him?
371
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,246
Yeah, this is Evan.
Evan, this is everybody.
372
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,749
- Hey, everybody.
- Welcome.
373
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,501
Anyways...
374
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,629
Hey, what's with the "Newton"?
375
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,923
That's just what they call me. Yeah.
376
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:58,841
Come on.
377
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,015
[in italian]
Mi chiamo Don e faccio un grande penne!
378
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,100
[everybody laughing]
379
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,187
- Aren't they the best?
- Yeah.
380
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,439
Especially me.
381
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,943
Hey, you know that
I was her first friend at Clayton?
382
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,905
Oh, really? I thought that Izzie was.
383
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,241
No. No, I was wicked mean to her.
384
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,534
You were so mean to me.
385
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,913
I know. I'm sorry about that,
but I'm so nice now.
386
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,456
Yeah...
387
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,500
[girls chuckle]
388
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,959
Casey's a really cool girl.
389
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,754
Yeah. I know.
390
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,801
So, how's Newton without Newton?
391
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,347
Oh, Newton... I don't know,
I don't go to Newton.
392
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,474
I actually go to the technical school.
393
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,518
But he's really smart.
394
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,313
We'll take your word for it.
395
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,276
Ew, hey!
396
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,029
What? You grabbed the last slice.
397
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,741
[Sam] All species have their bullies.
398
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,209
Like that jerk, the south polar skua,
who eats penguin eggs.
399
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,254
Arlo.
400
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,423
Look, the egg is pipping,
the egg is pipping.
401
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,551
Cool. Can I see?
402
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,136
Wow!
403
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,892
- [student 1] Dude, what the hell?
- [student 2] Oh, my gosh.
404
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,772
Why would you do that?
405
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,860
Your mom called my house last night
and told my mom about the party.
406
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,530
Yes, she was worried
about having to bring cutlery.
407
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,575
My parents were going to be out of town.
408
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:51,412
They weren't supposed to know about it,
you idiot. Stupid freak.
409
00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:00,045
It literally takes a precious egg,
and smashes it on the ice.
410
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,589
What a creep.
411
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,593
- [Sam muttering]
- [phone ringing]
412
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,724
[answering machine] The mailbox
you are trying to reach is full.
413
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,601
Please try again later.
414
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,780
But sometimes a bully
takes you under her wing.
415
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,201
Arlo's an asshole.
416
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:35,915
Here.
417
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,714
The egg is pipping.
418
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,268
Rad.
419
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,604
Yes, exactly.
420
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:14,370
Other than Don not wanting to split
the bill six ways, that went pretty well.
421
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,163
Oh, I don't think so.
422
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,041
But then again, I'm not very smart, am I?
423
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,251
Oh, shit. Evan, I'm really sorry.
424
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,170
That was such a shitty thing to say.
425
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,090
I just... I was nervous and I...
426
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,927
Hey, but we we made it through,
you're in.
427
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,178
Yay.
428
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:33,555
- Evan.
- Casey,
429
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:36,517
you're laughing at jokes
that you don't normally laugh at.
430
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:40,354
And all your friends at Clayton know
a bunch of personal stuff about you
431
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,482
that even I don't know about,
and then I just watch some rich douche
432
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,943
eat a pepperoni right out of your mouth.
433
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,902
That's just Nate.
434
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:50,447
Well, I don't know Nate.
And I don't know this "Newton" either.
435
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,951
- What does that mean?
- You're just different around them.
436
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,036
You're someone that's embarrassed of me.
437
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,247
And you're pretending
like you speak Italian,
438
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,332
and you're getting drunk at school.
439
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,252
Okay. Well, I think
that you're overreacting.
440
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,797
They're really cool,
you have to get to know them.
441
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,840
I don't...
442
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,718
[laughing sarcastically]
I don't want to get to know your friends.
443
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,720
They kind of suck.
444
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:19,184
- Well, then maybe you should just leave.
- Casey.
445
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,146
No, it's fine, seriously.
I can get a ride with someone else.
446
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,150
Okay. Fine, yeah. No, I bet you can.
447
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,359
Bet you can.
448
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,863
It'll probably be a much better car, too.
449
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,495
[car engine starts]
450
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:52,968
Hey.
451
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,888
Oh, it's you.
452
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,681
Do you live here again?
453
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,142
Well, I...
454
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,477
[Doug] Yeah.
455
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:03,896
She does.
456
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,858
There's leftovers in the kitchen
if you're hungry.
457
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:08,817
Okay.
458
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,362
I do? Like, for good?
459
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,784
Yeah, well, it's better with you here.
460
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,998
I know I really messed things up.
461
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,876
But this whole panic attack
has made me realize
462
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,504
that I never made you a priority.
463
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,757
You know?
Like, even when Sam was diagnosed,
464
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,844
I never listened.
I just jumped right in, head first.
465
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,430
And we never dealt
with the difficult stuff,
466
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,265
or the scary stuff together.
467
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,142
But I was thinking...
468
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:47,272
we could start couples counseling,
really try to fix this.
469
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:52,402
[stammers] I meant it's better
for the kids if you're here.
470
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,656
It's nice to have you around
in a regular way,
471
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,283
but this doesn't change what happened.
472
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,204
Okay? And this is...
473
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,000
it's too broken.
474
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,713
So, let's just...
475
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,383
think of ourselves as roommates.
476
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,468
Until they graduate.
477
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:17,845
[Sam] It's hatching!
478
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,515
- It's hatching, it's hatching!
- Oh, yeah?
479
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,600
["I'm Stuck" by Noah Cyrus plays]
480
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,773
[Sam] It's a rough world out there.
481
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:38,115
Even if a penguin egg survives
the south polar skuas...
482
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,621
and the leopard seals...
483
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,542
and the sea lions,
and the killer whales...
484
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:54,173
it still only has a small chance
of making it through its first year alive.
485
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,801
Three out of four don't make it.
486
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,803
Three out of four.
487
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,557
Can you imagine what it would be like
488
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,809
if they didn't have their group
to protect them?
489
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,354
I don't want to think about it.
490
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,482
What a great day.
491
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,820
I mean, except for when I lost $700.
492
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,405
- What?
- What?
493
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,032
Best day.
494
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,619
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
495
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,539
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
496
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,418
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no ♪
497
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,379
♪ I'm stuck, I'm stuck ♪
498
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,383
♪ I never liked that kind of guy
Who picked up the bill ♪
499
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,346
♪ The kind of guy who ate dessert
Before he had the meal ♪
500
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,349
♪ When you come around
In your skinny jeans ♪
501
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,309
♪ I don't know how to feel ♪
502
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,437
♪ But now I know the drill ♪
503
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,899
♪ I'm stuck, I'm stuck ♪
504
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,986
♪ That boy, he messed me up ♪
505
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:02,366
♪ I'm a fighter, I'm a champion
But I'm hanging up the gloves ♪
506
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:06,203
♪ 'Cause I'm stuck, I'm stuck ♪
507
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,665
♪ 'Cause your love has tamed
The devil out of me ♪