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[women chuckling]
How could you not know that?
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I was meeting her for the first time,
I didn't know what she looked like.
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We didn't care if it was going to be a boy
or a girl, but I'm so happy it's a boy.
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- They can be best friends.
- I love that.
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- Hey, buddy, say hi to your best friend.
- Yeah, here. High five.
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They're gonna high five.
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[ladies grunting]
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You know what we should do?
Family camping trips.
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Always wanted to be one of those families
that goes on camping trips with friends.
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We can get a little stove,
and we can cook gourmet meals.
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- Yes, I love this idea.
- It just sounds like so much work!
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What about hotels? I like hotels.
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- Baby Sam is going to love camping.
- Wait.
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- You guys picked a name?
- Samuel.
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We're naming him after Elsa's dad.
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- Should we tell you ours?
- Yes.
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Okay.
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- [exhales] His name is going to be...
- Arlo.
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- Arlo...
- Arlo!
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- Arlo is such a shitbag!
- Casey.
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- No, she's right. That kid is a shitbag.
- Yep!
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Shitbag or not... It just does feel gross
to say that out loud.
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- I find it invigorating. "Shitbag."
- We have to handle this calmly.
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I am gonna calmly go over to his house
and bash his pea-head in with a shovel.
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[Sam] It's always difficult to emerge
into the world.
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This much is true: Somebody
has to kill that kid. Just a fact.
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I know you're being facetious,
but it's not helping.
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Could you all be quiet?
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[Sam] That's why you need your family.
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I'm trying to hear her first peeps.
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Well, I'm going to sit on you like an egg.
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- No. Do not sit on me like...
- Yep.
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Don't! Stop sitting on me like an egg.
I'm not an egg.
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[Casey chirping like a bird]
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Hi, Paige.
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[students chattering]
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Samuel.
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How's your finger?
The one you cut off, I mean.
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I know which one you meant.
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And it's fine. Thank you.
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There's going to be a scar, but...
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what influential woman doesn't have
a story of pain in her past?
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Okay.
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Well, I wanted to say that I'm sorry,
and that I feel bad that I lied.
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I'm not actually doing lots of sex stuff
with other ladies.
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I'm not doing any sex stuff
with any ladies.
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I know.
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I did a deep dive on social media,
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but it's still nice to hear
from the horse's mouth.
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Is that an insult or a phrase?
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A phrase.
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I'll add it to the list.
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[unzips schoolbag]
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I got you this for your phone.
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I thought it would help you with typing,
since your finger's bandaged.
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[sighs] A stylus.
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Huh! Dammit, Sam.
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Yeah, I really wanted
to stay mad at you this time, but...
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fine!
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I accept and I also forgive you.
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- Okay, good.
- But I do have a favor to ask.
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You may or may not know this,
but I'm a sleepwalker.
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- I didn't know that.
- Oh, yeah.
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My mom says it's
because I have so much get-up-and-go
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that I can't stay still
even while I'm sleeping.
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One time I actually cleaned
both bathrooms fast asleep.
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But I'm a little bit worried
about the senior lock-in.
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The entire class spends the night
of graduation locked inside the school.
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I just... I need someone
to watch me while I sleep,
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so I don't end up...
wandering off somewhere.
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You want me to stay
somewhere else overnight?
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Yes.
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- You said no?
- Of course.
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It's a sleepover with, like, 100 girls.
They're basically begging you to bone.
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I didn't see anything
about boning on the flyer.
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Besides, even if I wanted to go,
I couldn't. In order to sleep,
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I need to be rolled up like a burrito
in my own bed.
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I feel that. Bunny likes his den,
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mousey likes his mouse hole,
booger like his nostril.
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But you're going to go to college
at some point
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and that's like 1,000 nights
away from home.
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First off, your math is off.
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It wouldn't be 1,000 nights.
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It would be roughly 180 days a year,
which equals...
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- 720 days.
- Okay. All I'm trying to say is,
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it might be good to practice
sleeping somewhere else.
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- Like a practice expedition?
- Indeed.
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Hey, crash at my place.
My roommates are the dopest.
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And if you get overwhelmed, I'll just
drive you home. No sweat off my balls.
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- Why are you changing your shoes?
- These are my poop shoes.
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That way no one knows it's me
in the bathroom,
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'cause they don't see my shoes
under the stall.
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- Those look like Bob's shoes.
- Exactly. Always thinking.
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See ya.
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[machine buzzing]
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Gosh.
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We haven't used that thing in years,
I'm surprised it still inflates.
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You know, you really don't need
to sleep out here. It's drafty, right?
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I mean, I'm fine sleeping on the couch.
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No, it's okay. I like having the space.
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Well, in that case...
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sun room care package.
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Blankets, because the ones you grabbed
are scratchy.
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Space heater, for heat and white noise.
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Eye mask, so in the morning,
if it's too bright...
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and a night light
in case at night, it's too dark.
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Elsa, I'm a grown man.
I don't need a night light.
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Okay. Okeydoke.
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So, I just got off the phone
with Holly Sykes,
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and I'm going to go over there and talk
about what happened between Arlo and Sam.
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Well, why you?
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- What?
- Why you?
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I can advocate for Sam. I've been doing it
the entire time you've been gone.
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Okay, so...
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you want to go talk to them?
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It makes more sense.
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I'm still friends with Theo,
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you haven't been close to Holly
in what, ten years?
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Twelve and a half.
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Exactly.
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Okay, you're right.
We'll both go, we're both his parents.
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Fine.
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Okay.
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I am going to leave the night light,
just in case.
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It's the only thing I can find, hoss.
Smurfette.
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[typing on mobile phone]
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[Sam] Baby penguins are most vulnerable
their first few weeks of life.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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[Sam] Their juvenile feathers
haven't come in yet,
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so they're just little balls of fluff.
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He's such a dick!
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He was yelling and throwing things...
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and I was like, "Dude, leave!"
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But whatever.
I'm not scared of that asshole.
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- What about the kids?
- I took them to my grandma's.
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- But she doesn't have a lot of room, so...
- Oh, you're staying here.
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Okay. Thank you.
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[door unlocking]
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Sam, this is Izzie.
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- Izzie, this is Sam.
- No time. I'm busy.
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Seems like he likes you.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm packing my things.
- Why? You don't go places.
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I'm going to sleep over at Zahid's
to learn how to do it,
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for when I go to the senior lock-in,
and college, and eventually Bonetown.
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You know, that actually sounds like
a not-terrible idea.
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I thought so too.
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I think I have everything.
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- Edison. Should I bring Edison?
- No, leave the turtle.
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[Izzie and Sam] Tortoise.
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Nerds.
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But...
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I need Edison.
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What if I can't sleep without the sounds
of his little feet on the glass,
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or the smell of his food
wafting through the tank vent?
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Maybe this is a bad idea.
Maybe I shouldn't go.
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- Sam...
- Why don't you leave Edison here,
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where he's comfortable?
But bring his container of food,
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so that way if you miss him
or you feel nervous you can just smell it.
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Olfactory senses are the greatest memory
stimulant of all the senses.
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That's not a bad idea.
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- Your name is Izzie?
- Yeah.
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Hm.
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Well, that's everything.
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- You'll be okay without me?
- Yes, I'm sure I'll manage.
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Bye.
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- I'm glad you like Sam.
- What's not to like? He's cool.
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Is this your room?
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I wonder if they've done
anything new to the house?
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Well, Theo told me
they built out the master bath.
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Nice.
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Do me a favor and just...
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please don't bring up
whatever it was that happened.
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Whatever it was that happened?
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You know what happened.
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They didn't invite us to a party
or something, right?
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No.
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I can't believe you don't remember.
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They took my idea
of a family camping trip,
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and then they excluded us.
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We went a few times, right?
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Yeah. And then when Sam got too difficult,
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they stopped inviting us
and started inviting other families.
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But he hated it. We probably
would have stopped going anyway.
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Yeah, that's not the point.
It should have been our decision.
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Just seems like a...
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pretty lame reason to end a friendship.
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Well, you were pretty on board
at the time.
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No, I wasn't.
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I just let you make all the decisions.
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[Sam] Penguin chicks typically require
attentive parents for survival,
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but in some species,
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partially grown chicks will gather
in groups called crèches...
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Samantha, this is my castle.
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[Sam] ...which provide protection
from predators and the elements.
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- It's nice to have a crèche.
- Sam, meet the roommates.
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We are his parents.
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But, we live together,
so technically we're...
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...being taken advantage of
by our own son.
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Your words cut deep, woman.
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- Call me Umi or start paying rent.
- I'll get the food, Umi.
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Sam, we are so excited you are here.
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- Yes.
- We heard so much about you.
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You have really helped our boy.
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Since he met you, he is sweeter,
more conscientious.
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Well, Zahid's the one that helps me.
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Your son is the wisest person I know.
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- Wise?
- A wise-ass, maybe.
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I mean, he certainly has potential,
but he has never been really focused.
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Well, he's very focused
when it comes to girls.
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It doesn't matter what he's doing,
if a hot girl walks in the store
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- he'll completely abandon his work...
- Okay, let's eat. Let's eat.
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I hope you don't mind, Sam,
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but I called your mom
to see what your favorite meal is.
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- Oh, God, that's hot.
- Butter noodles?
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We're all excited you're sleeping over.
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It's so impressive
that you're practicing for college.
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- I wish Zahid had gone to college.
- Okay, enough about that.
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- How are the butter noodles?
- The second best I've ever had.
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Oh, thank you.
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- [chuckles] Gardners.
- Hey.
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Come in, please.
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- So good to...
- Oh, you too.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Can I get anyone a beverage?
White wine... dark beer.
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- Yep.
- I remember.
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- Why don't... Come in, sit down.
- Yes.
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Oh, new fireplace, huh?
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Just new stones.
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Pretty.
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Okay.
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- First... we want to apologize.
- We are so... sorry and feel so...
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awful and embarrassed
about how Arlo acted.
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Here's a check for Sam.
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And we got him a new phone.
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Oh, wow.
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This is not necessary.
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Sam, he just replaced the screen
at Techtropolis for free.
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- Keep it, really.
- We just... we feel awful.
240
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,769
You know how...
Arlo's always had behavioral issues,
241
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,646
ever since he was little.
242
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:15,443
We... we took him to therapy
a few years back, but it didn't help.
243
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,820
We spoiled him, that's what it is.
244
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,323
[dog barking faintly in distance]
245
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,161
I'm just going to go ahead and say it...
246
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,788
we miss you guys.
247
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:31,209
And us not being friends is just stupid.
248
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,294
[chuckles]
249
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,839
[Casey] "And this was so exquisitely
stupid, he didn't dare tell anyone
250
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,259
that while he was feeling
for the light switch,
251
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,053
some horrible, clawed paw
252
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,515
- would settle lightly over his wrist..."
- Okay, stop.
253
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,976
I can't do it. No, keep reading.
254
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,311
- No, I'm stopping. It's too scary.
- [both laughing]
255
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,941
Thank you for building
this ridiculous fort,
256
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,276
and reading me scary books
257
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,152
just to keep my mind off
of what's going on.
258
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,320
Yeah.
259
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,156
We can stay in here forever if you want.
260
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,159
We can pee in the can,
do college classes online.
261
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,160
- We can...
- Oh, yeah?
262
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,996
...you know, get old here and...
263
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,455
get a couple cats.
264
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,498
[chuckles]
265
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,625
- Newton?
- Yeah.
266
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,711
This might sound lame, but...
267
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,798
you're, like, my new favorite person.
268
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:21,592
Really?
269
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,720
Yeah. [chuckles]
270
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,473
Is that tragic since we just met
a little while ago?
271
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,267
No.
272
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,437
You're my new favorite person, too.
273
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,482
But don't tell Sharice
'cause she will kill you.
274
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,234
Got it.
275
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,445
[both laughing]
276
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,032
Welcome to the dragon's lair, homie.
277
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,992
I did my best to soundproof the digs.
278
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,495
For example, put a cover on that mattress,
so it doesn't make sound in the night.
279
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,498
And I borrowed that fancy smell-maker
from my roommate...
280
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,208
- Your mom?
- My roommate...
281
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,337
to make the room smell nice.
I figured you'd like eucalyptus.
282
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,547
Like koalas. Yes.
283
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,133
Yeah. Last but not least, lighting.
284
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,928
Feel the bromance.
285
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,682
My roommates sold my lava lamp
on Craigslist, so this will have to do.
286
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,021
[cat statue ticks]
287
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,692
[heater buzzes]
288
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,908
[vaporizer hisses]
289
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,160
[Zahid snoring]
290
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,205
- [TV show chattering]
- [ticking]
291
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,513
[TV show chattering]
292
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,809
[buzzes]
293
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,894
[ticking]
294
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,375
Wow, that's a lot of trophies.
295
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:21,212
Yeah, it's silly to put them all up,
but I think Arlo's proud of them.
296
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,673
- So...
- No, I'm sure he is.
297
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,178
So does Sam play sports or...?
298
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,598
No, he's much more into art and biology.
299
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,891
Oh, a smartypants.
300
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,852
Yeah, he is.
301
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,729
In fact, tonight he's having
his first sleepover ever.
302
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,440
I mean, it's a little...
303
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,734
late, but you know,
we're just so proud of him.
304
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,699
Hey, I see the camping trips
are still going strong.
305
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,036
It was a shitty thing to do.
306
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,038
What?
307
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,958
We never should have stopped
inviting you on those trips.
308
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:04,046
I felt bad about it, forever,
and I just didn't know how to...
309
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,133
It just felt like too much time had...
310
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,718
[sighs]
311
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,429
Anyway, I'm sorry.
312
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,724
It's okay.
313
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:15,933
Yeah?
314
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,351
Yeah.
315
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,898
- They seem to be getting along.
- Good.
316
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,233
This thing has gone on long enough.
317
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569
I mean, who cares
about a silly camping trip
318
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,321
that happened over ten years ago?
319
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,490
Exactly. And you know, to be honest,
320
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:34,118
it makes sense Holly and the kids
didn't want to hang around Sam.
321
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,329
I mean, he was a little off back then.
322
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,581
What?
323
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,376
You know, always yelling
and making a scene.
324
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,003
He was hard to deal with.
325
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,590
Never mind, it's all good.
How about another drink?
326
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,680
[women yelling on TV show]
327
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,227
[glass breaks]
328
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,023
Did I leave that on? Sorry, Sammy.
329
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,983
[ticking]
330
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,235
Sam?
331
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,697
[humming and tapping]
332
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,161
- [police horn]
- Hey.
333
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:21,082
[Sam] If a baby chick separates
from its crèche it could freeze to death,
334
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,626
or be eaten by a variety
of different predators.
335
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,669
[Police officer] Hey!
336
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,380
What are you up to tonight?
337
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,923
Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo...
338
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,552
- Been drinking or doing drugs?
- Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo.
339
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,889
- Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo...
- Hey. Hey, I'm talking to you.
340
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,307
Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor...
341
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,850
What you been taking?
You tweaking?
342
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,019
[Sam] Some are even kidnapped
by other adult penguins.
343
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,271
Hey, stop!
344
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,024
- Sam. Sam!
- Whoa, hey!
345
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,527
- It's okay, he has autism.
- You need to step back.
346
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,946
- You don't get it, it's...
- I said get on the ground.
347
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,614
[officer shouting]
Get on the ground!
348
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,492
[Sam] It's a scary world out there.
349
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,457
- Yeah.
- [knocking at door]
350
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,876
It's Pennywise.
351
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,961
No. [chuckles]
352
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,671
I forgot I texted Nate.
353
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,881
- No.
- Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
354
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,717
He's going to ruin the girl time.
355
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,968
Let's pretend we're not here.
356
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,347
We're not home.
357
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,890
Open the door, you dummies.
358
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,225
[both chuckle]
359
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,687
He's gonna make so much fun of us
for making this fort. Oh, my God.
360
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,148
Well, boys ruin everything.
361
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,358
Okay, what do we do?
362
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,320
- Invite him in, I guess.
- We can watch a movie.
363
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,572
- You'll fall asleep.
- No, I won't.
364
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,452
Every time.
365
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,332
So, how are things with the boyfriend?
366
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,375
The boyfriend?
367
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,377
You know his name.
368
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,464
I'm sorry. How are things with Evan?
369
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,799
Why are you saying it
like it's a fake name, weirdo?
370
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,176
[Nate chuckles]
371
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,763
I don't know, 'cause I'm suspicious of him
'cause I'm protective of you.
372
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,224
That's nice. And unnecessary.
373
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,061
- And sort of sexist.
- Thank you.
374
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,232
But yeah, I don't know. Things are weird.
375
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,945
Well, we're here,
if you need someone to talk to.
376
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,448
Or, I'm here.
377
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,076
Clearly, this one can't make it past 9:30.
378
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,161
[Casey laughs]
379
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,038
You guys are awesome.
380
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,458
Thank you for being my first friend
at Clayton.
381
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,463
What are you...
382
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,341
- What are you doing?
- Come on, there's something between us.
383
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,510
Friendship! You're my friend's boyfriend.
384
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,429
I know, but you can't blame me
for being a little confused.
385
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,558
Let me clear this up for you.
This is never going to happen.
386
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,852
Now, leave.
387
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,021
Go.
388
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,774
Fine, make it weird.
389
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:06,831
[Sam]...Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo,
Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo...
390
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,040
You alright?
391
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,627
Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo...
392
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,171
Hey, I have an idea.
Turn your chair around.
393
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,506
- [phone ringing]
- [chattering]
394
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,924
- What?
- Come on.
395
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,976
[Zahid exhales]
396
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,019
Feeling better?
397
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,898
Look...
398
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,486
you can't let one little setback
bring you down, man.
399
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,989
Everybody has setbacks. Even me.
400
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,826
I didn't always want to be in tech retail.
401
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,204
- But you're so good at it.
- No doubt. I'm great.
402
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,750
But... when I was a kid...
403
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:56,088
my grandma got sick and we spent
a lot of time in the hospital.
404
00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:01,051
And frankly, the doctors were pricks,
but I thought the nurses were really cool.
405
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,554
In my head,
they did all the important stuff.
406
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,682
So I decided I wanted to be a nurse.
407
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:08,893
A nurse?
408
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,689
I'm good with people
and it seems like you learn cool stuff.
409
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,025
It's, like, 99% chicks.
410
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,235
But then...
411
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,159
What? Are you going
to finish your sentence?
412
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:31,832
Well, then I had Mr. Jeffries,
my high school biology teacher.
413
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,544
Dude was like 88 years old, such a jerk,
and smoked like a chimney.
414
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,756
- I mean, who smokes at work?
- You do, you smoke weed.
415
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,635
That is very different, Samuel.
And shh! We're still at a police station.
416
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,261
Sorry.
417
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:50,768
Anyway, one day,
Mr. Jeffries got annoyed at me for...
418
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,939
I don't remember what. I was probably
just being hilarious as usual.
419
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,317
And he told me that I was a loser.
420
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,695
And that I would end up a stoned nobody,
421
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,490
working a dead-end job
for the rest of my life.
422
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,910
Someone was mean to you?
423
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,039
The words just... stuck in my brain,
424
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:16,710
and every time I thought about applying
to nursing school, I'd just...
425
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,129
imagine failing.
426
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,550
Anyway, don't make the same mistake I did.
427
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:26,262
I mean, life's going to be full
of a lot of little setbacks,
428
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,180
but that doesn't mean you stop trying.
429
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,895
You know, if Mr. Jeffries was 88,
430
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:39,441
and smoked like a chimney,
statistically, he's probably dead.
431
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:40,776
Does that help?
432
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,572
- It really does.
- Good.
433
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,699
It really does.
434
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,201
Oh, my gosh.
435
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:54,164
I think I borrowed this blouse, like,
15 years ago, and I never returned it.
436
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,332
[both laughing]
437
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,961
- Well, consider it a gift.
- Okay, thank you very much.
438
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,631
Sure. You don't happen to have four
of our TV remotes, do you?
439
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,799
[both laughing]
440
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,970
Hey, try this Macallan, aged 30 years.
Figured you would appreciate that.
441
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,348
[clears throat]
442
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:15,269
You know... Sam has been through a lot.
443
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,646
- We don't need to talk about all that.
- No, I...
444
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,481
I think we do.
445
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,444
You know, he has autism,
that's a real thing.
446
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:29,116
I don't think it's something that he,
or we, deserve to be punished for.
447
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,036
Dude, just try to get
to where we're coming from.
448
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:36,373
Am I supposed to force my kids to hang out
with someone who yells and hits them?
449
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,917
That would be punishing us.
450
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,920
So, what are you saying?
Hanging out with Sam is like a punishment?
451
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,713
I'm just trying to be honest, man.
452
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,592
Maybe if you had exposed your children
to different types of kids,
453
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,845
you wouldn't have raised Arlo
to be an insensitive jerk.
454
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,848
- Whoa.
- Oh, I'm just trying to be honest, man.
455
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,974
Theo, drop it.
456
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,518
Me? I'm not the one
insulting people's kids.
457
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,647
You're just saying mine isn't
neurotypical enough to hang out with.
458
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,150
- Maybe we should...
- Yeah. No, let's go. Let's go.
459
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,403
[whispers] I'm sorry.
460
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,699
[Zahid]
That's the ninth nurse I asked out.
461
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,620
- [Sam] Did she say yes?
- She did say... no.
462
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,080
You two.
463
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,625
I ran your IDs
and I'm going to let you go.
464
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,544
Just don't go wandering around
at night looking like an addict.
465
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:26,423
Dude, he has autism.
What went down, that is on you.
466
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,510
You know, you charged an officer.
467
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,387
So I wouldn't press my luck.
468
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,847
Loud and clear. Let's go, Sam.
469
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,563
Sam, look.
470
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,357
It's 12:07 a.m.
471
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,694
You stayed somewhere overnight.
472
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:50,072
I mean, technically, you didn't sleep,
but it's a first step, right?
473
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,416
That fireplace was pretty nice.
474
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,794
- Listen, I'm sorry.
- Hey, no need to apologize.
475
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,006
No, I should have let you go
over there on your own.
476
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:10,968
I'm lying.
I thought the fireplace looked tacky.
477
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,684
It must have been...
478
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,646
hard for you back then, huh?
479
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,857
Losing her as a friend?
480
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,942
It was awful.
481
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,695
I was really lonely.
482
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,156
I cried.
483
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,868
- You did?
- Yeah.
484
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,453
A lot.
485
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,622
It was kinda like a breakup.
486
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,293
I'm sorry.
487
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,674
Hey.
488
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,553
What you did tonight,
what you said to Theo...
489
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,430
That was really brave.
490
00:25:56,513 --> 00:26:01,060
No, you are definitely way better
at dealing with stuff like that than I am.
491
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,688
I don't know. I thought you were great.
492
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:09,026
In fact, I thought you were so great
that you deserve a trophy.
493
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,074
Is that... Did...
494
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,118
Did you steal a child's trophy?
495
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,080
Yes, I did. I stole a child's trophy.
496
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,165
[both laughing]
497
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,210
You're crazy.
498
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,882
[folksy pop song plays]
499
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,677
[Sam] A baby penguin can never crawl back
into her cozy, warm egg.
500
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:42,601
But often,
even after undergoing a full molt...
501
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,186
♪ This was the first day of my life ♪
502
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,441
♪ So I was born right in the doorway ♪
503
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,777
after being out at sea on their own...
504
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,571
♪ I went out in the rain
Suddenly everything changed ♪
505
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:59,159
♪ They're spreading blankets
On the beach ♪
506
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:02,746
...some juvenile penguins
still regularly return to the colony.
507
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,832
♪ This is the first face that I saw ♪
508
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,128
♪ Think I was blind before I met you ♪
509
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,338
[Sam]
I guess that's the closest they can come
510
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,882
to being back
under their fathers' tail feathers.
511
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:19,221
♪...know where I've been
But I know where I want to go ♪
512
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,392
♪ And so I thought I'd let you know ♪
513
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:29,898
♪ These things take forever
I especially am slow ♪
514
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:37,406
♪ But I realized I need you
And I wondered if I could come home ♪
515
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,996
♪ Besides, maybe this time is different ♪
516
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:48,125
♪ I mean, I really think you'll like me ♪