1 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,091 [voicemail beeping] 2 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,677 Hi, it's Sam, Sam Gardner. 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,972 It's Monday at four o'clock, our scheduled appointment time. 4 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,142 I didn't know what to do, so I decided to call. 5 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,021 Now it's 4:01. 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,273 Today, if we had a session, 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,651 I would tell you that I'm very confused about Paige 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,694 because of what happened in the igloo. 9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,947 Then you'd tell me what to do. 10 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,241 Anyway, Paige gave me a hand- job, 11 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:35,077 but now she won't even hold hands with me. 12 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,828 A hand-job is when a girl... 13 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,541 [voicemail beeping] 14 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,252 Hi, it's Sam, Sam Gardner? 15 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:46,672 I had a plain turkey sandwich today that had very stale bread, 16 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:50,259 and I had nothing to wash it down with. It was an aggravating lunch. 17 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,802 Also, I got hit by a car. 18 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,638 It was slow moving, so I'm fine. Okay. 19 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,889 [voicemail beeping] 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,934 Hi, Julia, it's Roald Amundsen. 21 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,143 That's correct. 22 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,478 The Roald Amundsen, 23 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,648 who led the first successful expedition to the South Pole. 24 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,149 Obviously, buddy. 25 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,944 [chuckles] That's... 26 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:13,156 Sorry, it's not Roald Amundsen. It's Sam Gardner, your former client? 27 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,909 - No kidding. - I'm practicing lying. 28 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,705 Did you know colleges frown on application essays about boobs? 29 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,207 Even very nice ones. Okay. 30 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,960 [Julia] I'll see you next week. Okay? 31 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:32,843 [beep] 32 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,762 Hi, it's Sam Gardner, AKA Sam. 33 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,974 I had my first sleepover the other night in the Dragon's Lair. 34 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,393 That's what Zahid calls his bedroom. 35 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,314 And later I was apprehended by the police on the street. 36 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,524 They thought I was using drugs. 37 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,026 Okay. 38 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,194 - [voicemail beeping] - Sam. 39 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,374 [Sam] Knowing your strengths is key to surviving. 40 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,544 [Sam] A minnow is tiny and good at hiding. 41 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:13,216 But if a minnow thought it was huge and tried to face off against, say... 42 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,761 a beluga whale, that would be the end of that minnow. 43 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,347 - Hi, Paige. - [people chattering] 44 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,431 Hello, sir. 45 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:23,060 Can I interest you in a baked good? I'm raising money for the senior gift. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,355 I'm in purgatory right now on the waitlist for Bowdoin, so... 47 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,566 as I always say, "Don't cry, just fly." 48 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,361 - Okay. - You want carrot cake? 49 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,738 They're made from baby carrots, you can tell the difference. 50 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,866 My mom and I stayed up almost all night making them. They're not a hit. 51 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,451 What's the senior gift? 52 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:43,330 He asks, inadvertently admitting to not reading any of my emails. 53 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,041 It's all good. It's a hydroponic garden. 54 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,543 I started gardening when I was four, my therapist suggested it. 55 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,504 - Okay. - And I found a reformed drug man 56 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,256 selling his on Craigslist for only $4,000, so... 57 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,967 Paige, I came here to tell you that, 58 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:59,179 after having successfully spent a night in the police station, 59 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,349 I feel confident that I can come with you to the senior lock-in, 60 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,310 - and observe you in case you sleepwalk. - Really? 61 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,854 Yes. At least until 12:07. 62 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,815 I may be able to push it to 12:08. 63 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,192 Sam, that's amazing. Thank you. 64 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:17,072 I feel like we're able to successfully move our relationship to a platonic place. 65 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,366 Did you say the police station? 66 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,284 Yes, how much are the sugar cookies? 67 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,663 For you? Fifty cents, friend. 68 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,208 Well, that's only... 69 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:33,213 7,999 more sales and you'll have your water garden. 70 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,217 Yep. 71 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:43,724 Hey. 72 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,853 So I've been thinking about the stuff with Sam and the police... 73 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:53,233 Yeah, me too. It's all I can think about. The kid must have been terrified. 74 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,526 Yeah, I know. 75 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:59,406 So, I drafted a really strongly worded email to the chief of police, 76 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:03,118 and every other important person that I could think of, including Oprah. 77 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,747 - Wait, you really included Oprah? - Of course, she can do anything. 78 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:11,293 - But, then, I had another thought. - Okay. 79 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,503 What if you handled it? 80 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,382 - Yeah? - Well, I mean you're a first responder. 81 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,676 You get these guys and you get Sam. 82 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,347 Wait. So you're asking me to help out with Sam stuff? 83 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,018 Yep. I'm asking you to help out with Sam stuff. 84 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,145 You'll do it better than I can. 85 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,314 - Wow. - I'm just, I'm... 86 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,483 I'm trying not to make the same mistakes, 87 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,903 and think I have to do everything by myself. I'm trying. 88 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,321 I think it's... 89 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,282 I think it's a good idea. 90 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,700 - Yeah? - Yeah. 91 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,497 Good. 92 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,880 - I'll see you later. - See you later. 93 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,658 - Did you write me a love note? - Oh, hey, Izz. 94 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,826 What is that? 95 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:27,786 You know, maybe later. 96 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,954 - Let me see it. - No. 97 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,872 - It's not anything. - Give it. 98 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:34,084 - It's nothing, really. - I want to read nothing. I love nothing. 99 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,377 Nothing's my favorite. 100 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,837 [chuckles] 101 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,672 Please... 102 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,591 I was going to tell you in person, but I chickened out. 103 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,553 So I wrote it. Obviously. 104 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,642 - You and Nate kissed? - No, he kissed me. 105 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,104 - That asshole. - I know. 106 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,398 I can't believe he did that. 107 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,109 I'm going to kill him. 108 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,321 Do you want to go talk about it? 109 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:06,616 Nope. 110 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,287 I just need time to think. 111 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,420 Sorry, I'm not good at this. 112 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,630 Yeah. 113 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,178 [Ms. Whitaker] Let's talk about what we're good at. 114 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,390 Our homework this week was to make a list of all our strengths. 115 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,725 Who wants to read their list? 116 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,728 - Sam, go for it. - Yes. 117 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:40,358 Strengths: I'm great at folding t-shirts, but not sweaters. 118 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,236 I never, ever forget to feed Edison. 119 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,947 I know pretty much everything there is to know 120 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,408 about every species of Antarctic penguin. 121 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,493 - I'm a great dancer. - Prove it. 122 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,370 [Ms. Whitaker] Noelle, he doesn't have to... Oh! 123 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,914 [rap music playing] 124 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:54,831 There he goes. 125 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,708 Oh, yeah. Work it. 126 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,295 Work! 127 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,339 You were right. 128 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,135 I won the 8th grade science fair in 7th grade. 129 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:10,138 I won the 7th grade reading challenge in 6th grade. 130 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,265 And I never miss an appointment. 131 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,268 And your teachers say that you're excellent in biology. 132 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,813 - True. - I'm excellent in biology too. 133 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,983 Which is a good thing. I want to be a dentist. 134 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,486 - We know. - Okay, Amber. 135 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,779 Thank you. Okay, guys. 136 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,741 We've talked a lot about asking for help and knowing when you need extra support, 137 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:33,328 but it's also really important to know what you're good at. 138 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:36,414 That will help you make decisions in terms of what kind of job to get, 139 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,875 what to major in, where to go to school... 140 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,085 who to date. 141 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,463 Like, I'm smart and my boyfriend's not, 142 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,715 so we balance each other out. 143 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,426 I've been there. Okay, who else wants to read their list? 144 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,721 Me! Finally! 145 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,849 [chattering] 146 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,643 I'll see you later. 147 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,812 Hey, Sam, can you hang back one sec? 148 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,774 If you're wondering who took the cookies, I saw Noelle dump, like, ten in her bag. 149 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:03,775 Narc. 150 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,444 No, actually, I wanted to talk to you about colleges. 151 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,363 I told you, I want to go. 152 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,280 And I'm so glad, 153 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,075 but the application deadlines have mostly passed. 154 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,120 So I think I can convince a couple of them to make an exception, 155 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,788 but I need some guidance from you. 156 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,874 [laughs] You need guidance from me? 157 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,710 You're a guidance counselor. 158 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,753 That is ironic. I see that. 159 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:27,215 Look, I just need you to do some research, come up with about five places, 160 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,385 and meet me in my office, maybe day after tomorrow, and we'll go over them? 161 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,262 [sighs] 162 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,180 And nice dance moves. 163 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,224 I liked those. 164 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,151 WANTED 165 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,610 STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 166 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,570 Dougie Doug. 167 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,740 Hey, Steve. How are you? 168 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,825 You get taller? You look taller. 169 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,202 You come down here just to bust my balls? 170 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,371 When you coming back to the basketball team? 171 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,207 We could use a new center ever since Gomez got the gout. 172 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,751 - He got the gout? - Yeah. 173 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,044 That sucks. 174 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,462 No, I... 175 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,629 [officers chattering] 176 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:11,259 [exhales] Last weekend you picked up a kid, a teenager... 177 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,637 [stammers] You thought he was on drugs, turned out he was autistic? 178 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,264 Yeah, that was weird, man. 179 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,640 He was super messed up. 180 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,394 Yeah, but... that was my kid. 181 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,938 Oh. Shit. 182 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,648 Gardner, of course. 183 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,108 Yeah, his... 184 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,154 His name is Sam. He's 18. 185 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,948 He was diagnosed when he was four. 186 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,409 He's a great kid, he gets good grades. 187 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,912 He works really hard. He's funny as hell and... 188 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,414 - smarter than I'll ever be. - Okay. 189 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,957 And he's autistic. 190 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,961 Which means he gets very uncomfortable in unfamiliar situations. 191 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,714 He was doing a twitchy thing with his hand. 192 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:53,051 Yeah, he does that, it's soothing. 193 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,638 - Mumbling to himself? - Probably reciting penguins. 194 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,181 That's also soothing. 195 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,935 There's other ways to deal with this besides confronting him 196 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,771 - the way that you did. - Okay. Look, I hear you. 197 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,024 Doug, I really do, but, you know, put yourself in my shoes. 198 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:12,028 He was wigging out. He wouldn't answer me when I gave him a direct question... 199 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,280 I know, but he had the crap scared out of him. 200 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:18,493 But we have to make split-second decisions, Doug. So no one gets hurt. 201 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,788 It's not a perfect system, but most of the time we get it right. 202 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,124 Except, you didn't get it right. 203 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,169 If you had you would have known that he wasn't on drugs, 204 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,338 you would have found out who his parents are, 205 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,298 and you would have called. So... 206 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,009 you didn't get it right. 207 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,304 Alright. Here's what I'm going to do. 208 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,724 Put your number right here. 209 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,478 - [phone ringing] - [officers chattering] 210 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:52,277 Okay? I'm going to put it up here, so everybody can see it. 211 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,951 So next time we'll know, alright? Next time, we'll remember who he is, 212 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,911 and we'll give you a call. Okay? 213 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,414 - I appreciate it, Steve. - No problem. 214 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,082 Good to see you. 215 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,255 [Sam] This sucks. 216 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,632 I have no idea where I want to go to college 217 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,843 and Ms. Whitaker's making me decide right away. 218 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,138 But how? There are so many colleges. How does anyone decide? 219 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,266 Easy. Pick the school with the best chick to dude ratio. 220 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:24,976 Doy. 221 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,686 I made a list of my strengths. 222 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,772 That was supposed to help me decide, but it's worthless. 223 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,483 "Dance moves, good at feeding turtle." 224 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:36,487 [clicks tongue] Oh, my sweet summer Sam. You really think these are your strengths? 225 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,616 - You're being too modest. - I am? 226 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:44,120 For sure, dinosaur! For one, you're super focused. Especially at work. 227 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,707 Remember when you saw that punk stealing an Xbox in the reflection of my glasses? 228 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,667 Yes, and then you tackled him. 229 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,961 Brains, brawns. 230 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,048 Two: you're dependable as heck. Catch. 231 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,258 See? I knew you'd catch that. 232 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,970 Three: even though you're so skinny, you're an excellent source of body heat. 233 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,348 I leave my space heater at home when we're working together. 234 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,141 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 235 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,602 Look, I know you're scared about where to go to college, 236 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,604 but cuddle up and listen to Papa. 237 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,983 Life... always... works... out. 238 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,026 Usually. 239 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,363 I think someone's stealing something again. 240 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,697 Son of a bitch. 241 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,324 Freeze, asshole. 242 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,834 What? 243 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,171 Uh-oh. 244 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,549 Oh, sugar beans. 245 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,931 Aren't I a good boyfriend for not saying "I told you so" about that Nate guy? 246 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:45,974 [faint pop music] 247 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:50,895 'Cause most boyfriends would say, "I told you so about that Nate guy." 248 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,982 Yeah, you're being really cool about that Nate guy. 249 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,400 Thanks. 250 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,027 You know I didn't do anything to make him kiss me, right? 251 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,613 - Yeah, I believe you. - Alright. 252 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:04,867 It's just that we were joking about it happening, 253 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,911 - and then it actually did happen. - Yeah. 254 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,454 So, you know... 255 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,708 any other guy would be, like, a little bit insecure. 256 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,834 But not you. 257 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,169 - Oh, no. - No. 258 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,881 Good. 'Cause you know I don't care about Nate at all. 259 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,968 And I think that Izzie and I can get through this. 260 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,222 I just... I know I haven't known her for that long, but I, like, love her. 261 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,391 Like, we just got so close so fast. 262 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,976 Yeah, girls are weird. 263 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,854 Yeah, we bond quickly or not at all. 264 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,149 And I just feel like we're supposed to be friends. 265 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,942 Like, we're so alike. 266 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,361 I think we'll be okay. 267 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,405 I hope we'll be okay. 268 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,410 - You'll be okay. - Stop. 269 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,873 I promised Beth that we'd meet her at Don's Pizza. 270 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:56,169 Because, as she puts it, she has a Casey-shaped hole in her heart, 271 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,672 which is a very... sexy-shaped hole. 272 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,591 That just sounds so gross. 273 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,594 That did sound grosser than I expected. 274 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,262 [music playing] 275 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,473 [man] ...helps with putting it on flat... 276 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,351 - What are you doing? - Oh, nothing. 277 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,270 I'm doing a DIY. I'm fixing the hole. 278 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,190 - With a hammer? - What? 279 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,651 - No, not anymore. - Let's go to Don's. Come on. 280 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,529 - You sure you're okay with this? - Don's! Don's! Don's! 281 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,490 Yes, I'm absolutely fine. 282 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,242 And if all else fails, there's always Google. 283 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:34,582 That's alright. I'll get that later. Don't worry about it. Shoo! Go, go. 284 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,507 I hate you. 285 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,093 [students chattering] 286 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,179 Sam! I'm a polar bear! 287 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,056 What? No, you're not! 288 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,101 No, it's the Bowdoin mascot. I got into Bowdoin! 289 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,396 - Oh, that's good. - Oh, it's amazing! 290 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,106 And it came at the perfect time. 291 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,275 I was really bummed that we only raised $45 at the bake sale. 292 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,570 It's the first time my snickerdoodles have ever let me down. 293 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,365 - I'm sorry. - No, it's all good in the 'hood. 294 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,160 No shade on my parade because I'm going to Bowdoin! 295 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,080 I still have to decide what college I want to go to 296 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,998 before my meeting with Ms. Whitaker. 297 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,750 I have no idea how to choose. 298 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,462 Well, I have an idea. Why don't you just go to Bowdoin? 299 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,756 You get really good grades, I'm sure you could get in. 300 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,426 And we could be there for each other, and support each other, 301 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,469 in a totally platonic way, of course. 302 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,887 - Really? - Yeah. 303 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:33,558 And if it's too late for the fall, you could start midyear. A lot of kids do. 304 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,393 Just think about it, okay? 305 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,352 Okay. 306 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,149 Did you know that a group of polar bears is sometimes called a sleuth? 307 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,859 No, I didn't know that. 308 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,237 But it looks like I'll have a sleuth of new friends next year. 309 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,990 - Am I using that right? - No. 310 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,415 Hey. I've been looking for you. 311 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,793 I flicked a freshman in the ear, I thought it was you. 312 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,545 I had to pretend it was hazing. 313 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,133 - Is everything okay? - Yep. 314 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,843 [zipping schoolbag] 315 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,887 - Did you break up with Nate? - No. 316 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,805 No? 317 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,475 That's what I said. 318 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,436 Izzie, what's up? 319 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,564 I asked Nate about what happened. 320 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,608 - He said you kissed him. - What? 321 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,526 No, I... That is not true. 322 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,111 I don't know what to believe. 323 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,237 Believe me. 324 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,490 I've known him longer. 325 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,991 He's my boyfriend. 326 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,785 I've seen you guys flirt. I just thought you liked the attention. 327 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,246 - Izzie, I didn't do anything. - That's not what he said. 328 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,458 So just... back off, Casey. 329 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,501 Casey? 330 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,920 What happened to "Newton"? 331 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,429 - [knocking at door] - Come in. 332 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,516 Hey. 333 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,521 Oh, hi. Casey's not going to be home for another 45 minutes. 334 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,316 Yeah, I know. I came to help you with the hole in the wall. 335 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,361 Oh, that's very sweet, 336 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,695 but I'm okay. 337 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,781 Huh? You kidding me? 338 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,909 This is my way of paying you back for all the dinners you feed me. 339 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,870 I'm sure I can figure this out. 340 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,872 [mobile phone ringtone] 341 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,208 Your wall is ringing. 342 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:23,834 Yeah. 343 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,714 You should probably get that out and then you can get started. Tea? 344 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,632 Yeah. 345 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,677 [mobile phone continues ringing] 346 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,806 Ow, it hurts. 347 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,392 Can you see bone? I think I see bone. 348 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,727 You can't see bone, you big baby. 349 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,982 It's a scrape. You don't have to call 911 for a little scrape. 350 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,526 - [mobile phone ringtone] - Here. Hold on. 351 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,736 JULIA - SAM THERAPIST 352 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,113 I have to take this. 353 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,449 Rollerblading was a terrible idea. I'm gonna stop trying to lose weight. 354 00:17:55,533 --> 00:18:00,246 Maybe you should try something more low-impact like walking slowly... 355 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,622 to your couch. 356 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,083 - Hello? - Doug? 357 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,003 Hi, it's Julia... Sasaki. 358 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,212 I'm sorry to call. 359 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,549 I tried to call Elsa, but there was no answer. 360 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,009 No, it's all good. What's up? 361 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,094 [guy whimpering] 362 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,346 - Are you okay? - It's not me. 363 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,681 It's Tony Hawk over here. 364 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,436 I just thought maybe you were still upset with me about what happened with... 365 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,354 - you know... - No, I'm good. 366 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,939 - It's all in the past. - Okay. 367 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,609 Well, I'm calling because... 368 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,944 I keep getting messages from Sam. 369 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,197 He calls my phone every week, never misses an appointment. 370 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,075 - Jesus, really? - Yeah. 371 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,871 At first, I thought it was harmless, just something he had to work through. 372 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:47,209 But the most recent one was about him being... arrested? 373 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:52,465 Oh, no, don't worry. He's good, Julia. It was just a big misunderstanding. 374 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,594 They thought he was on drugs, and he wasn't, and everything is okay. 375 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,679 There isn't enough training for first responders 376 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,015 - on how to deal with people with autism. - I know. 377 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,601 I know, nobody cares about anybody anymore. 378 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,686 There's a fly in it. There's a fly in it. 379 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,771 Quiet. 380 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:11,484 Listen, Julia, I... I gotta go, okay, but I appreciate you calling me about Sam. 381 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,486 Yeah, no problem. Bye. 382 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:20,117 Listen, when you're 40, you should... you know, embrace the chub. 383 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,411 [scratching] 384 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:23,913 Wow! That looks good. 385 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,290 I think the paper plate would've worked too, 386 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,042 but this looks really nice. 387 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,835 Yeah, believe it or not, 388 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:34,090 not the first time I've had to clean up after somebody punches a hole in the wall. 389 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,217 [chuckles] 390 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,637 Not that I know that Mr. Gardner punched this, 391 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,515 or, you know, that anybody punched it. Never mind. 392 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,976 I don't even know what I'm saying or... 393 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,479 [whispering] God, stop talking. 394 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,941 We must look like terrible parents. 395 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,527 What? No, you just... 396 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,614 You just seem like, you know... parents. You know? 397 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,658 Like, people. 398 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,912 Oh, thank God you're here. 399 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,456 Izzie went all nuclear on me. Come on. 400 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,835 Wow, that looks really good, Mom. 401 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,296 Yeah. She crushed it. 402 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,309 I'm going to be a polar bear. 403 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,895 Totally normal thing to say when you walk into a room. 404 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,564 Well, I'm going to Bowdoin. 405 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,024 What do you know about Bowdoin? 406 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,570 - Well, Paige said that... - Paige, of course. Look, 407 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,449 Sam, I know this is a hard decision, but you literally just replaced Mom 408 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,784 with another bossy lady who's telling you what to do. 409 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,038 - Yes, but I have to pick a college. - You gotta stop listening to other people. 410 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,331 What do you want to do? 411 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,002 What do you think I should do? 412 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,922 Sam, if you're going to go away to college, 413 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,258 you have to start making decisions for yourself. 414 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:03,429 I tried. I've done so much thinking today, I've thought myself out of thoughts. 415 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,890 I have no idea what I'm going to tell Ms. Whitaker tomorrow. 416 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,310 Okay, whatever, no pressure. It's just your future at stake. 417 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,146 Sorry, that was mean. 418 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,565 I just had a hard day. 419 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,650 My new best friend dumped me. 420 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,487 - The one who knows about turtles? - Yeah. 421 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,322 That's too bad. 422 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,962 [Sam] I thought one of my strengths was never missing an appointment. 423 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,174 [students chattering] 424 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,634 [Sam] It turns out... 425 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,096 like a minnow, it's hiding in small spaces. 426 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,820 [puffs] 427 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,324 - What you doing? - Hiding from Ms. Whitaker 428 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,661 because I don't know what college I want to go to. Please leave me alone. 429 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:09,954 Cool. 430 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:27,888 Wow, dude... 431 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,974 this is really good. 432 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,394 Can you give me a tattoo of that? 433 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,564 I don't have the appropriate training or equipment for that. 434 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,774 And this room is definitely not sterile. 435 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,860 I think I saw a cockroach the other day. 436 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,409 Tat me up. 437 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,926 [students chattering] 438 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,265 ["Sinful" by Rhye plays] 439 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,605 ♪ Tell me when you know ♪ 440 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,482 ♪ When you know ♪ 441 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,611 ♪ Or do you acquire it for me ♪ 442 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,739 ♪ Just lying low ♪ 443 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,200 ♪ I tell you when I know ♪ 444 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,412 ♪ When I know ♪ 445 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,790 - ♪ Or would you quiet by me ♪ - [students laughing] 446 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,002 ♪ Shadows grow ♪ 447 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,715 [starts whimpering] 448 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,197 Perfect. 449 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,867 [exhales] It's not a garden, but it'll do. 450 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,038 [sighs] Paige Hardaway, this is your legacy. 451 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,333 [girl chuckles] 452 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,011 Well, this is a bizarre twosome. 453 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,139 Hey, Peg. What do you think of my little dude? 454 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,643 It's not a real tattoo. It's just marker. 455 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,894 [Paige coughs] 456 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:40,938 Oh, my God. Fire! 457 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,150 [fire alarm] 458 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,027 And it's Paige! 459 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,738 [fire alarm continues] 460 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:11,593 I was just innocently painting my bench, which is the senior gift, by the way. 461 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,761 You're welcome. 462 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,014 I didn't raise enough money for a hydroponic garden. 463 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:19,435 But I made lemonade out of those lemons in the form of a "Live Love Laugh" bench. 464 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,228 But I did not set a fire. 465 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,272 Paige, relax. Have a jelly bean. 466 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,982 [Paige sighs] 467 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,526 Thank you. These are not good. 468 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,070 I know. I eat all the good ones first. 469 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,489 - Anyways, you're not in trouble. - Really? 470 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,784 Yeah, really. However, as for you two... 471 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:39,621 Unfortunately, we never recovered whatever it was that caused the smoke. 472 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:43,834 So either Paige was mistaken in what she saw or someone... 473 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,918 disposed of it. 474 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,379 She may have been hallucinating. Paint fumes do that. 475 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,715 - I was not. - Don't push it. 476 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,177 Okay, Sam, Bailey, you'll both be doing community service hours. 477 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,722 - [scoffs] - Me? What did I do? 478 00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,059 You skipped out on our appointment. What were you doing in the art room? 479 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:03,771 I was just hiding because I felt bad for missing our appointment. 480 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:04,938 I was drawing. 481 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,317 He's actually really good. Look. 482 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,278 That's not even my best work, you kept moving around. 483 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,041 Sam, these are amazing. 484 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,211 Why didn't you list art as one of your strengths? 485 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,129 I don't know. I didn't think of it. 486 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,716 - Can you go to school for that? - Yes, you can. 487 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,192 - Why are your shoes all wet? - Joined the swim team. 488 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,283 [washing mashine tumbles] 489 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,252 What in the world? 490 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,713 - Hey. - Hey. 491 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,299 - Laundry? - Yep. 492 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,301 - That's a dumb question. - Yeah. 493 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:20,389 So I was thinking, you know, we should do a training for first responders 494 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,266 about how to deal with people with autism. 495 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,601 I think that would be incredible. 496 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,146 - Wait, we? - Yeah. 497 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:30,691 I know the first responders, you know about all the autism stuff and I think... 498 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,985 we'd do a great job, as a team. 499 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:34,903 I agree. 500 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:36,405 Okay. 501 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,699 Alright, cool. 502 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,097 Mom? 503 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,059 I was going to write "screw you, bitches" on the toes, 504 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,604 but I wasn't sure there'd be enough room. 505 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,022 I hope they fit. 506 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,213 [birds cawing] 507 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:40,052 It's the lamest senior gift ever. 508 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,520 For a bench, it's actually very comfortable. 509 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:53,774 There's a nice amount of flex in boards three and four. 510 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,150 They call that rebound. 511 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,736 [laughs] You're so random. 512 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,696 [birds tweeting] 513 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:09,706 Sam? 514 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,169 Wow! 515 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,296 Don't tell anyone. 516 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,395 [Sam] Life always works out. 517 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,355 Usually. 518 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,440 ["Life to Fix" by The Record Company plays] 519 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:38,443 ♪ I got this life to fix Threw it all out in a ditch ♪ 520 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:42,572 ♪ Broken down when I was sick Gotta build it back up brick by brick ♪ 521 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:46,702 ♪ I got this life to fix Threw it all out in a ditch ♪ 522 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:50,872 ♪ Broken down when I was sick Gotta build it back up brick by brick ♪ 523 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:03,385 ♪ I left my home today I didn't have that much to say ♪ 524 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:07,556 ♪ This time alone is all I got Singing my song in the parking lot ♪ 525 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:11,727 ♪ Every day I wake this way Some the days I just can't take ♪ 526 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,645 ♪ Get that money, get that break ♪ 527 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,939 ♪ You ain't gonna win If you ain't gonna play ♪