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[Sam] Rituals are important.
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When two pods of orcas have been apart,
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they'll reunite at the surface
of the ocean
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before all diving down to the bottom.
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It's called the orca greeting ceremony.
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It's how they know everything is okay.
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Because that's what rituals do.
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They make everything okay.
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[door opens]
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[door creaks]
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- [noise maker blares]
- [screams]
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- Happy birth minute!
- [yells] Get out of my room!
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It's time for your "happy birthdays."
You get 16 this year.
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- [repeating] Happy birthday.
- Get out!
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- Happy birthday.
- Get out!
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- Happy birthday.
- Get out!
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- Get out!
- Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday!
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[knocking at door]
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[Sam] I only got to 13 birthdays.
I still need to say it three more times.
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[yells] No! [huffs]
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[incoming text]
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SAM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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[laughs]
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CASEY'S BIRTHDAY RITUALS
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WAKE CASEY UP AT BIRTHDAY MINUTE
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16 HAPPY BIRTHDAYS
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Go back to sleep, Edison.
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[water pouring]
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[text alert chimes]
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EVAN TUBA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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[text alert chimes]
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SECOND FIRST TIME!
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NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
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[chuckles]
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[Sam] Humans are the only animals
that have a birthday ritual.
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Other animals don't use time
to measure age.
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They measure age through milestones.
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SIP-SIP HOORAY!
IT'S CASEY'S BIRTHDAY!
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There she is, my birthday girl.
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- I made you a special birthday breakfast.
- This looks like what I eat every day.
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With a strawberry.
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So any special big plans for tonight?
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Um, I'm probably just going to do
what I always do.
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I think Evan and Sharice are coming over,
and we're going to watch a movie,
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and just chill, low-key.
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No drama.
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- Happy birthday, happy birthday.
- Thank you. Hi.
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This came for you, Sam.
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That's a big envelope.
Is it from Denton?
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- That means you got in.
- Nope.
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I used $200 of my own money,
from my own bank account,
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to adopt my own baby penguin
from the penguin cam.
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You bought a penguin?
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- Adopted. Me and ten other people.
- Is it gonna live here?
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- That's kick-ass.
- No.
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She'll stay at the aquarium, obviously.
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But I'm the majority shareholder,
so I have naming rights.
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Well, you can name it Casey,
both sort of came on the same day, kinda.
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Two Caseys in one family?
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I mean, Mom's Christmas newsletter
won't make any sense.
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I can't believe you're 16.
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I still remember the day you were born.
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I remember the day you were hatched.
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Well, happy birthday.
I'll see you guys later.
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- Love you.
- Wait!
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We didn't do the Casey sandwich.
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Oh, we don't have to do that
this year, Sam.
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Yeah, we do.
It's part of the birthday ritual.
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We do it every year.
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Okay. Well, we'll do it really quick.
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- Yes.
- [Casey yells] No!
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All right, happy birthday.
Happy birthday. I'll see you guys later.
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Bye, honey.
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Mwah!
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- Okay. I need to go.
- Wait!
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You need to drink
your birthday chocolate milk.
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Sam, I can't drink this.
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- It's like it's looking at me.
- But it's part of the ritual.
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Mmm! Ritual-licious.
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WEAR UNDERWEAR BACKWARDS
(ME, NOT CASEY)
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CASEY SANDWICH.
BIRTHDAY MILK.
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[mobile phone ringing]
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I have to go.
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If you want to be a slave
to time, man, go for it.
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I don't know what that means. Bye.
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Oh! Bailey Bennett.
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Is this a casual relationship
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or a regular relationship?
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This is not a relationship.
This is nothing. [laughs]
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We kiss sometimes and that's it.
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- And I can't tell anyone, correct?
- Correct.
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Can I tell people that I made out
with someone, but not say who it is?
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I don't care.
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Okay. Thank you for your clarity.
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Look at this place.
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I always forget how nice it is.
I feel underdressed.
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Nah, you look like
all the other chauffeurs.
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Shut up, you punk.
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You ready for this?
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Sure am, are you?
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Not really.
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Wow, you are...
You're surprisingly good at this.
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Yeah, I mean, it's basically just like...
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running, but with tires instead of feet.
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So, um...
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How's school?
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It's fine.
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I don't have any friends,
so I got a lot of time for my studies.
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What about your friend Auggie or Ozzy?
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Izzie. We're not really friends anymore.
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Oh! [stammers] I'm out of the loop.
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It's fine.
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You got your own stuff going on.
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Mom moving out, then back in and...
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hopefully back out again?
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Who knows.
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Make this right here.
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Look at that, you signaled and everything.
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- I'm not an idiot.
- Yeah, I know.
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So whatever happens...
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with Mom and I, it's between us, okay?
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It's...
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She's always going to love you guys.
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She's always going to have your back.
So don't...
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Don't worry about it. It's our thing.
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I know.
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It's just...
Whenever she does something nice,
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I remember seeing her kiss that bartender.
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[breathes deeply] Sometimes it's just,
like, all I can think about.
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Sorry. You know, I wish...
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I wish you never saw that.
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Me, too.
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Hey, but she hasn't done anything
to piss me off in a while, so...
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You know, it's probably
just a matter of time.
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- Yeah, probably.
- [Casey laughs]
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[Elsa] Okay, everyone!
The birthday girl is almost here.
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So what are we going to say
when she gets here?
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[all at once] Surprise.
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Yeah, but less like you're at a funeral.
Okay?
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Who says "surprise" at a funeral?
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Hey, Mrs. G, this is some party.
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Well, Casey's never had
a big birthday party,
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so I figured... 16, perfect year.
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Yeah, totally.
And I love the... sentiment, um...
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I think that Casey said
that she wanted, like, something small.
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I know. But this has been
a really hard year for her.
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Because of... well...
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me, so...
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I need to do this, and... she deserves it.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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- Yeah, she does.
- [both chuckle]
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Whatcha working on, busy beaver?
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Making a birthday comic for Casey.
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It's part of the ritual.
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Oh, shit, I didn't get her anything.
Throw my name on that?
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Wait, what's up with you?
You seem different.
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What do you mean?
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You have a secret, Sam Gardner.
Look at me.
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[guests chattering]
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You've been smooching.
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True.
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Look at you! Under my tutelage!
I knew it.
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So, who's the lucky lady?
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I can't tell anyone.
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- Sam...
- Hi, Sam.
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Okay, I see.
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Say no more, brother.
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I hear you loud and clear.
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Okay.
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They're coming!
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[Elsa] Everybody, hide.
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Sam, honey.
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Look, I'm all for hiding
if there's a good reason,
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but who're we fooling?
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That kid's holding a paper plate
in front of his face.
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Why am I crouching in a skirt?
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- [whispering] Doug and I had sex.
- Really?
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That's amazing.
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Are you back together? What's going on?
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No, he's been distant.
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He slept in the sunroom.
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Here's what you got to do:
throw yourself at him.
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I normally wouldn't say that to someone,
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but this is a critical moment
and I want you to be happy.
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Hey, dude, what are you doing here?
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There's a surprise party for you inside
and I hate surprises.
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- Yeah, me too.
- No. Sorry, kid. We gotta do it.
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- Thank you. Thanks for that.
- No problem.
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[door unlocks and opens]
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[all yell at once] Surprise!
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Happy birthday.
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[cheering and applauding]
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Hi.
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Hi, guys.
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[Evan] Are you surprised?
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Yeah. Hey. Hi.
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Hey, Casey, happy birthday again.
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Time to play Ickle Bickle Beanstalk.
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Not right now, Sam.
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[girl] Happy birthday, Casey.
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- What's Ickle Bickle Beanstalk?
- It's a silly game I made up ten years ago
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after two glasses of wine,
when the kids were climbing the walls.
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I don't know, somehow it made it
into Casey's birthday ritual.
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I'm shocked it's lasted ten years.
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Come on. I'll hide the Ickle Bickle.
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No, I said no.
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But I don't want Edison to die.
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Not many people know this,
but Edison isn't my first tortoise.
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First...
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there was Tesla.
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But on Casey's 12th birthday, she broke
her arm and we had to go to the hospital
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and I never completed our ritual.
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When we got home, Tesla was dead.
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My parents said it had nothing to do
with the ritual.
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But that morning
Tesla was the picture of health.
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He was active and alert.
His eyes were clear and bright.
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His stool was solid and black.
So explain that.
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Ever since then,
I always complete the ritual.
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Always.
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Hey, it's okay.
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[guests chattering]
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It's okay. There's no reason
to get upset. Okay?
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You want tighter or looser?
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- Tighter.
- Okay.
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- [guests chattering]
- [music playing]
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[Sam sighs in relief]
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Is that better?
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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I'll leave it alone for now.
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But I'll be back in 16 minutes, and then
we'll play Ickle Bickle Beanstalk.
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Sixteen 'cause it's my 16th birthday?
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Yes, because it's your 16th birthday.
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And the square root of 16 is four,
and that's my number.
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So it's the perfect amount of time. Okay.
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Sixteen minutes, starting now.
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- [guests chattering]
- [music playing]
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So, you enjoying your party?
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- So... nope!
- Hey, where are you going?
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Upstairs to change 'cause my mom invited
1,000 people over without telling me.
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So is it too early to sneak away
for our first-second time?
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Our second-first time?
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Yes, it is too early.
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But that would be a really good way
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to get back at her for throwing me
a party I didn't want.
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Oh, yeah, I mean, she's,
like, a major jerk.
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Look, I know, like, honestly,
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I know this isn't exactly what you wanted,
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but it's happening, and...
and it's kind of fun. I mean, look!
251
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,451
That guy's dancing with a paper plate
in front of his face. [laughs]
252
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,578
He's the Sia of this party.
253
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,748
So why don't you just
dance your little butt upstairs,
254
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:14,252
you know, lose the uniform,
and get some regular clothes,
255
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,337
and can we just try to have some fun?
256
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,172
I vote: hell yes!
257
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,632
[all chuckle]
258
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,010
Ooh, I come alive at this song!
259
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,095
[upbeat dance music playing]
260
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,349
Okay, fine. I'll have fun.
261
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,355
♪ I'm a jet-set player ♪
262
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,482
♪ Yeah, I'm doing life right ♪
263
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,151
♪ Rooftop party ♪
264
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,319
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
265
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,071
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASEY
266
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,489
SWEET SIXTEEN
267
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,075
[guests chattering and laughing]
268
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,121
Sixteen years old.
269
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,332
- Can you believe it?
- I can't believe it.
270
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,502
She was so...
small and wrinkly as an infant.
271
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,548
She looked like a baked potato
that was microwaved too long.
272
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,343
She was such an unattractive baby.
273
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,012
- She's so pretty now.
- Yeah.
274
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,517
[sighs] Gee, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
275
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,234
No, I'm fine.
276
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,742
So I stepped out to get some air,
277
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,204
only to find the bench
that I so lovingly painted... mutilated.
278
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,206
I mean, the "Live"
was completely rubbed off.
279
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,501
And then, when I asked
about the school's vandalism policy...
280
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,710
there isn't one!
281
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,754
So, you and Sam, huh?
282
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,838
Oh, thank God.
283
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,801
Will they? Won't they?
I mean, you kids drive me nuts.
284
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,552
- What?
- Come on.
285
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,639
I know my Sammy's kissing somebody.
Who else could it be, but you?
286
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,724
Oh, no, Sam and I are not kissing.
287
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,685
Wait, is he kissing? Who is he kissing?
288
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,523
Did I say "kissing"? I meant blissing.
289
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,026
As in, giving someone
emotional and mental bliss
290
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,738
through...
platonic conversation. Obviously.
291
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,781
Later, Paige.
292
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,831
Sammy, I did something bad.
293
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,917
Really bad.
Like, stray-dog-on-a-highway bad.
294
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,877
- [alarm chimes]
- Sixteen minutes is up.
295
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,879
It's Ickle Bickle Beanstalk time.
296
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,843
Okay, cool. Yeah, no. Dance floor seems
like a good place to hide out.
297
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,053
It's definitely a funky place to hide out.
298
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,022
[text alert chimes]
299
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,067
ELSA
U OK?
300
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,947
[pants] Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor...
301
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,242
- Adelie...
- Oh, jeez. Are you a penguin guy, too?
302
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,161
- Oh, hey, Chris.
- It's Christopher.
303
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,328
Okay, um...
304
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,747
You gonna come inside?
305
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,291
Maybe later.
306
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,293
Want me to bring you cake
when we take it out?
307
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,669
A corner piece, please.
308
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,463
I think it's actually round.
309
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,965
- Then forget it.
- All right.
310
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,767
Ickle Bickle Beanstalk.
311
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,644
Really? Has it already been 16 minutes?
312
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,646
Yes, you promised. Come on.
313
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648
Okay, fine.
314
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,151
- Edison lives. Thank you.
- [Paige] Sam.
315
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,778
- Did you kiss someone?
- Yes.
316
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,779
Who?
317
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,491
Bailey Bennett was very clear.
318
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,284
I'm not supposed to tell.
319
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,703
It's a rule, and I love rules.
320
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,914
Plus, she's pretty scary.
321
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,835
I'm sorry, Paige, but I have a privacy
agreement with the girl I've been kissing.
322
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,295
I'm sure you understand.
323
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,713
I don't.
324
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,133
- Bummer.
- So you're really not going to tell me?
325
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,301
Yes, exactly.
326
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,515
You, Evan. Hide this.
327
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,808
What is this? Like, a magic gorilla?
328
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,187
Don't be silly. It's the Ickle Bickle.
Hide it somewhere so we can find it.
329
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:02,897
Okay.
330
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,025
- Come on, let's swish-boom.
- Really?
331
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,028
Oh, my God.
I am the best sister in the world.
332
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,279
Okay.
333
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,698
Swish-boom. Ready? Go!
334
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,620
Swish-boom.Swish-boom.
335
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,081
Swish-boom. Swish-boom.
336
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,375
Oh, there you are.
337
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,585
Kind of got cut off back there.
338
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,128
I'm sorry. I just...
339
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,674
I'm still working everything out.
340
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,717
I just... I need more time.
341
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,843
I get it.
342
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,392
That is one hot mama.
343
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:40,977
What'd you say?
344
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,187
I said, "That is one hot mama."
345
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,191
It's a compliment, on all fronts.
346
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,151
[laughs]
347
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,529
Aw, shut up, Zahid.
348
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,245
Was I supposed to tell them
I finished hiding that gorilla thing?
349
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,872
To be honest,
I'm a little fuzzy on the rules.
350
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,541
But doesn't Casey look pretty?
351
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,626
Hey, chill out, Beth.
352
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,634
[boy] Wow, super cool dance moves.
353
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,345
[girl] I love candy in a cup.
354
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,682
Hey, Newton. Hey, Sam.
355
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,149
There she is.
356
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,860
I made pizza rolls.
Having fun at your party yet?
357
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,863
Yeah, I was until the bitches
from Clayton Prep showed up.
358
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,741
- Who the hell invited them?
- Izzie and the track team?
359
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,659
- Yeah.
- I did.
360
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,329
I thought it would be a good way
to mend fences.
361
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,664
- It's your birthday.
- No, that is not your place.
362
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,542
- I hate them.
- I'm so sorry, Casey. I...
363
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,211
- Do you want me to ask them to leave?
- Yeah.
364
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,048
And while you're at it, can you ask
everybody else to leave, too?
365
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,092
I never wanted this.
I wanted something small.
366
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,429
But... you don't listen.
Of course, you don't care.
367
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,682
Hey, Case, take it easy.
She went through a lot of trouble.
368
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,768
Are you seriously defending her?
369
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,102
Whose side are you on?
370
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,689
There's no sides,
she was doing something really nice.
371
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,067
Hey... stop being a brat.
372
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,777
Are you kidding me?
373
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,707
Wait! We have to find the Ickle Bickle.
Evan didn't even go up there, you nut.
374
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,251
[yells] Leave me alone!
I don't care about the Ickle Bickle
375
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,962
or any of your stupid rituals.
It's not even about me!
376
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,090
[sobs] It's just about Sam, Sam, Sam,
377
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,634
just like everything else
in my sorry-ass life.
378
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,678
[whimpers]
379
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,519
- Drama.
- That's enough.
380
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,651
[Elsa] Hey.
381
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,239
Sam. I saw what happened with Casey.
Are you okay?
382
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,157
No, I'm furious!
383
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,285
Casey said I was making her party
all about me,
384
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,789
but I was only trying to complete
the ritual, which is all about her.
385
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:11,419
And also maybe a teensy-weensy bit
about Edison too, but mostly her.
386
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,632
Okay.
387
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,803
Originally, the birthday ritual
388
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:25,015
was meant to help you focus on Casey
for her big day.
389
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:29,562
But, I... I guess over the years
things have kind of shifted,
390
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,899
and I think maybe today
you were making it about yourself.
391
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,153
It's not about me. It's about the ritual.
392
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,531
- You don't break rituals.
- Actually, it's about Casey.
393
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:49,665
Just like I...
thought Casey would want a big party.
394
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,835
When actually, that's what I wanted.
395
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,757
- Yeah, big oversight.
- Yeah.
396
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,428
I think... we both owe Casey an apology.
397
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,557
I wouldn't say that we owe her an apology.
398
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,770
But, I'm okay with giving her one anyway.
399
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:17,276
Look. I found it, the Ickle Bickle.
400
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,321
Ickle Bickle Beanstalk!
Ickle Bickle Beanstalk!
401
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,287
He seems fine, right?
402
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,372
Yeah, Sam's fine.
403
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,919
So...
404
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,088
Last night was really wonderful.
405
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,885
- Felt like we were connecting, didn't it?
- Yeah.
406
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,221
Like we were us again, finally.
407
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,181
After forever.
408
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,475
Just hold on one sec, okay?
409
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,234
So, if you want to talk...
410
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,779
[stammers] I don't want to talk about it.
411
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,073
But if I do I'll let you know.
412
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,415
- [noise maker toots]
- [knocking at door]
413
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,711
Leave me alone, Mom or Evan.
414
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,256
Hey.
415
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,551
Can I come in?
416
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,554
Okay.
417
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,143
Your brother's all jazzed up because he
found this creepy little gorilla thingy.
418
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,273
- It's the Ickle Bickle.
- Yeah. That's what he told me.
419
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,025
I like you guys.
420
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,531
Dude, I'm sorry.
421
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,867
About everything.
422
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,204
I was a dick... and I got jealous,
423
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:55,165
and I was afraid of losing
someone that I love.
424
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,334
I would never come between you and Nate.
425
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,377
Screw him.
426
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,839
No, I was afraid of losing you.
427
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,258
- Oh.
- I just...
428
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,760
Before you got to Clayton, I...
429
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,305
felt so out of place.
430
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,640
Like I couldn't be myself.
431
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,729
And with Nate,
our lives are just so different.
432
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,023
Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?
433
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,149
- Yes.
- [both chuckle]
434
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,531
And then you and I got into that big fight
and we stopped talking.
435
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,743
And... I missed you.
436
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,164
I, like, really, really missed you.
437
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,043
And I just want my girl back.
438
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,925
Sorry if that sounds stalkerish.
439
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,509
[laughs] It does.
440
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,472
But I feel the same. So...
441
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:52,973
it's cool.
442
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,771
Let's forehead promise
to never leave each other again.
443
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:00,940
Okay.
444
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,608
What is that?
445
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,568
Come here, I'll show you.
446
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,033
[both chuckle]
447
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,871
- That's it.
- [laughs]
448
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,125
Is it obvious that I just made this up?
449
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,252
[both chuckle]
450
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,262
- Hey, Casey, I...
- Mom.
451
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,059
Oh, sorry. I just...
452
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,603
I just wanted to let you know
that cake's ready.
453
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,897
Yeah, we're gonna be down in a second.
454
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,440
Hi, Mrs. Gardner.
455
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:52,366
[Sam] In nature, there are a lot
of rituals that no one ever questions.
456
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:55,744
Like, why a peacock spreads
its tail feathers,
457
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,871
or why a gorilla beats its chest.
458
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:58,789
- Hey.
- Hey.
459
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,749
I'm sorry I was being lame earlier.
460
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,750
Yeah, it's...
461
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,547
[Sam] It's just necessary
for mating or survival.
462
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,343
I was going to say sorry too, but...
463
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,554
- I guess we're okay.
- Yeah.
464
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,599
I'm officially asking for a rain check
on my birthday gift.
465
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,435
Yeah, granted.
466
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,480
Hey. Where is everybody?
467
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,399
I sent them home.
468
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,609
All right, you guys, come on.
Let's have some cake.
469
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,279
[Sam] Humans, however,
have a lot of unnecessary rituals
470
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,781
that have nothing to do
with mating or survival.
471
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,368
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- No, no singing.
472
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,871
Casey hates the "Happy Birthday" song,
right?
473
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,166
Yeah. Thanks for remembering.
474
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,961
Okay, let's sing "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star" instead. I'll start.
475
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,381
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
476
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,593
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
477
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,763
♪ Up above the world so high ♪
478
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,932
♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪
479
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,144
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
480
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,397
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
481
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,358
Thanks for the party, Mom.
482
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,777
Honey, I'm so sorry.
483
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,361
No, it's okay.
484
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,488
Really.
485
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,364
This is a weird family.
486
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:17,076
Yeah. But doesn't Casey look pretty?
487
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,994
What, you too?
488
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,788
["Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
by Dale Bozzio plays]
489
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,998
♪ I come home in the morning light ♪
490
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:27,461
♪ My mother says,
"When you gonna live your life right?" ♪
491
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,256
[Sam] But even though we don't need
rituals in the same way as animals...
492
00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,385
some of them are still kind of nice.
493
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,222
What's up?
494
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:39,973
Not much.
495
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,517
I found the Ickle Bickle.
496
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,060
It was in the sunroom.
497
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,311
Yeah, I heard.
498
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,272
I'm sorry I didn't finish playing.
499
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:48,982
I know how much it means to you.
500
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,027
It's okay.
I think I was being annoying.
501
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,320
You were.
502
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,282
But I was a pain, too, so...
maybe we can call it even.
503
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,575
Deal.
504
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:01,495
You know...
505
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:05,040
there's still one more part
of the birthday ritual.
506
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,625
I was hoping you'd say that.
507
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:12,089
What are Little Dude and Little Sis
getting into this year?
508
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,049
Discovering the Souther Pole?
509
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,510
No, but good idea for next year.
510
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,848
[Casey laughs] We're so fast.
511
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,518
Drahid.
512
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,936
- That's Zahid...
- Yeah.
513
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:26,937
...as a dragon.
514
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,941
You know, I think this is my favorite part
of the birthday ritual.
515
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,653
I'm going to miss it
when you're away at school next year.
516
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,447
I won't be that far,
I'll only be at Denton.
517
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,826
- You will?
- Yes. I got my acceptance letter
518
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,579
to the scientific illustration program
this afternoon.
519
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,956
That's huge news!
520
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,375
- Ow!
- Why didn't you say anything?
521
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,295
[sighs] Today is your day.
522
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,634
- Stop doing that.
- That's so annoying.
523
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,596
Sam...
524
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,473
[sighs] You're going to do big things.
525
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,976
- I know.
- [Casey chuckles]
526
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,145
Hey, who wants to watch a movie?
527
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,689
No violence, but I'll allow exposed butts.
528
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,192
I like butts. Should we get Dad?
529
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,484
Sure.
530
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,320
I don't know where he is.
531
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,654
He was just here.
532
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,031
Let's not wait.
533
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,458
THE LOW DIVE