1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,218 [Paige] I guess if I'm honest, I was a tiny bit nervous at the beginning 2 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:13,722 but, you know, with a new state, new school, 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:17,183 new allergist to get up to speed... [sighs] 4 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,269 but now I love college. 5 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,438 And, I mean, the pressure was on, too, 6 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,899 because my mom met my Aunt Stacy the first week of freshman year, 7 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,569 and I really wanted my own own Aunt Stacy. 8 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:31,197 Turns out me introducing myself door-to-door was really crucial, 9 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,410 despite, you know, some of the rudeness and the occasional nudity. 10 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,205 I don't just have one Aunt Stacy. I have several. 11 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:43,543 Wait, you have more than one Aunt Stacy? How do you keep their birthdays straight? 12 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,504 No, Sam, you lost the thread. 13 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,131 I'm talking about college friends. 14 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:52,343 I mean, what about you? You've not even talked about your new Denton friends. 15 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,763 That's because I don't have any, because I don't need any. 16 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,057 Sam, that's absurd! 17 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,767 Of course you do. 18 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:03,646 Listen, you're just a little gun-shy because of the whole Tasty Trio debacle, 19 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,399 but we all need as many friends as we can get. 20 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,486 Not me. I already have my real friends, like Zahid. 21 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,362 Zahid's only one friend. 22 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,114 So, I'm only one Sam. 23 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:17,660 What about me? I'm the one you truly love. 24 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,747 - I told you not to touch my tortoise! - I know. That's why I do it. 25 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,290 Ow! Get out! 26 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,212 I have to go. Edison needs me to put on some soothing music. 27 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,381 This is why you need more friends. 28 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,465 Bye, Paige. 29 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,470 Oh, there you are. 30 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,889 I heard a flush, then you never came out. 31 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,224 I thought I lost you for good. 32 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,600 Sorry, I peed, 33 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:43,645 but then I heard Sam talking to Paige, so I had to go mess with him. 34 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,397 - Well, obviously. - [phone beeping] 35 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,315 Who is that? 36 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:48,817 Secret girlfriend. 37 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:54,072 - What is up with Beth? - She wants to go see Dewey. 38 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,033 He's our dog, lives in New Hampshire. 39 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,618 Shut up. You have a dog? 40 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,703 - Mm-hmm. - What is he doing in New Hampshire? 41 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,331 You know, sniffing butts, 42 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,377 barking at mailmen, just typical canine activity. [laughs] 43 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,629 He lives with our dad. 44 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,256 [Casey] Oh. 45 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:14,175 And I guess he's not doing too well. 46 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,176 Dewey or your dad? 47 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,179 - Well, Dewey, unfortunately. - Oh. 48 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,182 And Beth wants to go visit him one last time. 49 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,143 What about you? 50 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,061 Yeah, I mean... 51 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:30,567 it's just every time I visit my dad, I feel like I'm 13 years old. 52 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,361 I just end up yelling at him. And you know me. 53 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,363 I'm not a yeller. 54 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,823 No, you are not. 55 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,117 He just brings out the worst in me. 56 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:43,246 Yeah, I have no idea what that's like. Elsa makes me my best self. 57 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,415 Do you want me to come with you? 58 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,127 I'll help you stay calm in the face of parental stupidity. 59 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:54,132 - You? - I'm a certified Zen master. So you know. 60 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,010 Okay, what is that? 61 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,553 Oh, this cool thing? 62 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,347 This just means parents are dumb, 63 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,765 let's not get worked up about it. 64 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,809 - Oh, is that what that is? - Yes. 65 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,896 So when you see this, you know it's time to just relax, 66 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,607 kick back and chill. 67 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,525 Okay. 68 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,403 Yeah, you can come, only 'cause you're dumb and you make me laugh. 69 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:16,696 I'll take it. 70 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,740 [theme music playing] 71 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,708 [Sam] Tortoises are solitary animals. 72 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,586 They don't need companionship like other animals. 73 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,962 They're happy alone. 74 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,298 In fact, in captivity, 75 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:38,843 no more than five tortoises can be kept in the same enclosure. 76 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:43,723 Otherwise, they get aggressive, and it becomes total tortoise mayhem. 77 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:46,935 My pencil. 78 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,937 Night, Sam. Don't stay too late. 79 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,315 The night janitor gets really talky. Sam. 80 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,736 You okay, dude? You're aura's a little hectic. 81 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,988 Somebody stole my 9B pencil! 82 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,283 Oh, boy, no bueno. You think you misplaced it? 83 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,118 What? 84 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,246 No, of course I didn't misplace it. 85 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,207 How would I have misplaced it? It's a really important pencil. 86 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,918 [scoffs] They all are. I get it. 87 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,713 I lost one of my pastels once and drove into a tree. 88 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,506 Burnt umber. 89 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,927 Maybe it was an accident. Did someone come near your workplace? 90 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,472 Light blue Converse. Light blue Converse. 91 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,225 Never did find that pastel. 92 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,603 I mean, I got a replacement, but it was never as good. 93 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,981 Light blue Converse. Light blue Converse. 94 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,653 9B. That's a good pencil. 95 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,383 Hey, you stole my 9B pencil. 96 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,884 No, I didn't. 97 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,136 I asked if I could borrow it 98 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,470 and you just kind of grunted, 99 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,973 which I thought that yes, so I borrowed it. 100 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,309 Then I told you I was putting it back in the soft case 101 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,519 because that graphite does better in a soft container. 102 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,730 You grunted again, so I thought you were cool with it. 103 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,982 I don't remember any of that. 104 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,734 Okay, bye. 105 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,862 You know, it's pretty cool watching you draw. 106 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,990 You get really into it. Like you have tunnel vision or something. 107 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,073 Thank you. 108 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,038 I'm Abby. Who are you? 109 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,331 I'm Sam Gardner. 110 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,169 Me and my roommates are having a party tomorrow night. 111 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,171 Well, we're calling it an art jam. 112 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,547 I was pushing for shindig, 113 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,591 but Brendan always gets his way. 114 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,843 You should come. 115 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,428 I don't go to parties. 116 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,139 Well, in case you change your mind. 117 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:50,183 I won't. Good starfish, though. 118 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,645 [Elsa] I had a dream the other night that I drowned in a lake. 119 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:58,900 I didn't die, but the ice froze over, 120 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,235 and I was trapped, 121 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,738 thrashing around under the water 122 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:07,617 and I could see everyone above me on the surface, 123 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,454 and they were all doing great without me and I'm... 124 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:16,084 Well, I think ever since I almost killed Cindy, 125 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,086 that I've been drowning. 126 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,258 You should probably tell them Cindy's a plant. 127 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:27,095 I thought that was obvious. 128 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,858 So that went pretty well, don't you think? 129 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,765 Yeah, definitely. 130 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,608 I'm starving. You wanna get something to eat? 131 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,936 I don't think so. 132 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,900 - Is everything okay? - [sighs] Elsa stopped by my place. 133 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:41,984 What? 134 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:45,071 She said it was to drop off my jacket, but... 135 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:46,613 I don't know. 136 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,200 Is she okay with our friendship? 137 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:52,412 Trust me, if Elsa has a problem with something, she'll let me know. 138 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:55,665 [laughs] Yeah, I did get that impression. 139 00:06:56,624 --> 00:07:00,211 Okay. There's this new Thai place on Maple I've been wanting to check out. 140 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,334 You wanna follow me there? 141 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,214 Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,632 I'll see you in a little bit. 143 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:05,800 I'll see you there. 144 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,015 Look at this face, look at it. 145 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,018 Is it not lovable? Do you not wanna spend time with his face? 146 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,147 Only when it's attached to your body. 147 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,356 Damn, right! 148 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,567 So why can't the peeps in my nursing school see that? 149 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,444 You'd think with nine chicks to every dude, 150 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,321 I'd be swimming in a sea of potential Valentines. 151 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:30,158 But instead, I get left out of everything. 152 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,911 Last week a group from my fundamentals of nursing class went and got mani-pedis. 153 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,121 Did they invite the Z-man? 154 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,331 - I have no idea. - They did not. 155 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,834 And you know how much Papa loves a good callus removal. 156 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:44,505 Oh, and on Sunday, my study group went to see Miley Cyrus in concert. 157 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,966 The whole planet knows how I feel about Miley. 158 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,260 "Wrecking Ball" is the saddest song ever written. 159 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:52,680 Yet no invite for Z. It's a disgrace. 160 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,183 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 161 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,853 my classmates can be annoying, too, like the pencil thief. 162 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:01,689 Well, that's not her real name, it's Abby. 163 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,065 She wears light blue shoes. 164 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,692 Oh, I hate her already. 165 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,736 So, what did this Abby do to ya? 166 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:10,990 She invited me to a party or... 167 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,034 well, an art jam. 168 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:14,535 We must go. 169 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,661 What? 170 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,664 Dude, I love jam and jams. 171 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,959 I don't know, I've never been to a real party, 172 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,128 and the last time I almost went to one, 173 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:26,797 Arlo stole my money and pushed me down. 174 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:30,551 And he's been receiving a small amount of feces in the mail every month ever since. 175 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,635 What? 176 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,179 The less you know the better. 177 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,725 Anyway, Sammy, here is the secret about parties: 178 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:41,771 each one has the power to change your whole life. 179 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,358 Now, it may not happen, but this could be the one. 180 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:48,945 No. 181 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,197 [scoffs] Okay, look... 182 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,118 I didn't wanna say this, but I kind of need this right now. 183 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,996 My super smooth social skills have not really been working 184 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,541 with these ladies nurses and, well... 185 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,793 Brown Sugar's feeling adrift. 186 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,548 Would it help if I whimpered? [whimpers] 187 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,091 Definitely not. 188 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,427 Well, think of it like an expedition. Like your boyfriend, Shacklebutt. 189 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,679 Shackleton. 190 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,846 Yeah, that's the stuff. 191 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,306 Come on, what do you say? 192 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,641 Do it for the Big Dog? 193 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,979 - [sighs] Okay, fine. - Yes! 194 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:26,774 But if the music's too loud or the snacks are mesquite-y, I'm leaving. 195 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,734 Deal, a thousand times deal. 196 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,111 Hey, quick question. 197 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,989 Do you think they're gonna need any nude models for this art deal-y? 198 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,700 'Cause I just bought these slick new tear-away track pants. 199 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,287 I'll bring 'em just in case. 200 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,214 What's going on? 201 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:53,217 Oh, there's a sweet, young family 202 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,970 in my autism group and they're going through some hard times, 203 00:09:56,053 --> 00:10:01,517 and I've been feeling like I needed a little purpose lately. 204 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,853 So I decided to organize a clothing drive. 205 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,688 Oh, that's nice. 206 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,736 Did you go by Megan's house the other day? 207 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,029 Yep. 208 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:13,946 Why? 209 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,365 [exhales] Well, she left her jacket here, 210 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,744 and then when you brought those two beers of yours into our kitchen, 211 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,704 I just wanted to rip the skin off her face. 212 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,833 So then went to her house, but then I realized she's just a mom like me. 213 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,502 What's between us is just that: 214 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,296 between us. 215 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,383 Okay. 216 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:39,180 So, do you have any clothes you wanna donate? 217 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:44,560 Yeah, I have some old pants and some stuff I'll get. 218 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,728 That'd be great. 219 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,361 This is so fun. It's just like Thelma and Louise 220 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,237 and Louise's brother. 221 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,031 Let's drive off a cliff! [laughs] 222 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,408 Just kidding. Duds for my buds? 223 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,117 Sure, Dud me. 224 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,829 How are you so peppy right now? 225 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,997 We're driving into hell. 226 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,999 It's not hell. It's New Hampshire. 227 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,835 I know Dad can be a bit of a bad apple, 228 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,380 but my Achilles' heel is my big giant heart. 229 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,090 I love that about you. 230 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,175 I love everything about you. 231 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,803 - All right. - [car rumbles] 232 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:22,139 - Hmm. That was encouraging. - Oh, don't worry. 233 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,350 It's just my car's way of saying hello. 234 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,269 You only have to worry when she doesn't do that. 235 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,647 Hey, do you think Dewey still likes tummy rubs? 236 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,482 I'm gonna find out! 237 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,403 Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 238 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,715 you should listen to the Big Dog and be like Ernest Shacklebutt. 239 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,616 - Shackleton. - Oh, who cares? 240 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,785 I'm just excited that you're going to a party. 241 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,995 Just be careful if you bring snacks. 242 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,330 Why? 243 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,014 Well, I didn't wanna say anything 'cause I didn't wanna scare you. 244 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,751 But my roommate Meredith, 245 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,713 she's become sort of a cautionary tale on campus. 246 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,672 Okay. 247 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,382 At first everything was totally fine. 248 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,509 But then she got really homesick. 249 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,263 She stopped showering and started sleeping all the time. 250 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,433 Then me and my friends convinced her to go to a party. 251 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,277 She thought it would be a good idea to bring a nice block of Manchego. 252 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,647 But when we got there, they didn't have a knife, they didn't have any crackers. 253 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,025 So after Meredith had two Aperol spritzes, 254 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,819 she needed something in her belly. 255 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,904 When they finally found her, 256 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:23,242 she was crouched in a corner nibbling on the block of cheese like a little mouse. 257 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,036 And ever since she's been known as the dorm rat. 258 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,416 [laughs] Oh, that's a funny nickname. 259 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,126 No, it's dumb. 260 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,627 It's dumb, and it's hurtful. 261 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,214 Because now, Meredith spends every night alone in the common area 262 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,050 just staring off into space and eating her microwaved burrito. 263 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,553 The point is, 264 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,140 be social, make friends, it's so important. 265 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,766 Okay. 266 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,729 I'm only really going because the lady nurses are mean to Zahid. 267 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,652 He's probably trying to look down their loose scrub shirts all the time. 268 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,239 - Ah, hey there, Bethy. - Daddy! 269 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,282 Hi. 270 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,743 I made positivity brownies. 271 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,787 I thought a good thought with every stir. 272 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,415 Hmm. Look at you. 273 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,752 I can't believe my boy is 19. [imitates explosion] 274 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:15,711 How'd that happen? 275 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,797 It didn't. I'm 18. 276 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,841 Well, you look good. 277 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,346 - This is Casey. - Hi. 278 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,599 Hi. Beth's told me me a lot about you. You guys hungry? 279 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,268 - Josie made ham sandwiches. - Oh, okay. 280 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,982 God, he doesn't even know my age. 281 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,651 Hey, remember this. 282 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,986 [Evan sighs] 283 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,447 Casey, come meet Josie. 284 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,573 She's my foxy lady. 285 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,992 Don't get any ideas, Evan, that's your stepmom. 286 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,536 No! [laughs] 287 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:53,457 Evan, your dad is so proud of you. 288 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,502 We really wanted to come to your high school certificate ceremony, 289 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,922 but since we couldn't, I'm just gonna... 290 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,342 Happy graduation. 291 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,135 Oh, wow. 292 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,637 Just like being in Hawaii, right? 293 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,721 So neat. 294 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,139 Jos took a Photoshop class 295 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,160 through the University of Phoenix. That's where she learned to do all that. 296 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,644 Thanks, Josie. 297 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,480 - This is... this is... I love it. - [Casey] Mm-hmm. 298 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,066 Oh, no problem. [laughs] 299 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,901 Oh, here's another one. 300 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,029 I just love this photo of your dad so much. 301 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,408 But your mom was in it, so I just replaced her with a llama. 302 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,452 - It's like he's on safari. - [laughing] 303 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,247 I took that. 304 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,833 So what's going on with you? 305 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,626 You working, taking classes? 306 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,714 Uh... Yeah, I'm working at Don's Pizza Shop. 307 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,966 No community college or anything? 308 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,680 Huh! Good for you. An honest day's pay for an honest day's work. 309 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,766 You're not pretending to be someone you're not. You got grit. 310 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,060 [Beth laughs] He does have grit. 311 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,067 I know it was hard 312 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,903 for you kids when I left, 313 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,990 but in some ways it was the best possible thing that could've happened. 314 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,742 It made you who you are today. 315 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,453 What? Dad, are you serious? 316 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,829 Evan, all I meant was... 317 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,582 Just forget it. 318 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,959 So, where's Dewey? 319 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,587 I made him seven flavored dog brownies. 320 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,838 - Oh. - Oh. 321 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,467 - Um, well, Dewey lives outside now. - Yeah. 322 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,677 - Like all the time? - He likes it that way. 323 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,429 He's got the whole backyard to himself. 324 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,890 You wanna introduce me? 325 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,643 Uh, yeah, yeah. 326 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:36,727 Cool. We're gonna... 327 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,647 - Hello. - Hi. 328 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,191 Carpooled with Kathy. Need wine now. 329 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,274 Oh. 330 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:44,901 Oh. 331 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,946 Oh, no. 332 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,364 - Everything all right? - Hardly. 333 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:52,660 As you know, I am very connected to the spirit world, 334 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,536 and I'm pretty sure... 335 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,622 Yep, definitely... 336 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,125 YGAGG. You got a ghost, girl. 337 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,543 What? 338 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,547 I've never felt it before, but, I mean, maybe it stowed away in one of the boxes. 339 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,884 Are there any pockets of cool air in this room? 340 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,136 [knock on door] 341 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,638 Did anyone else just hear that? 342 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,180 [Elsa] I got it. 343 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,601 Izzie, hi. 344 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:18,727 Hi, Mrs. Gardner. 345 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,397 I know Casey isn't here, but I was in the neighborhood 346 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,480 dropping my brother off at his friend's house so I thought I should come by. 347 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,485 I accidentally took... 348 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,738 Casey's math book yesterday. 349 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,532 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 350 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,950 So... 351 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,161 I should go home. 352 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,374 You know, we could really use your help. 353 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,960 We're doing this big clothing drive, 354 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,629 and you have such a great sense of style. 355 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,630 Give us a hand? 356 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,632 Okay. Yeah. 357 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,722 Question: was the previous occupant of this house named Earl? 358 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,097 Or... 359 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,891 Pearl? 360 00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,642 Or... 361 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,812 Worrell? 362 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,357 Worrell? Is that even a name? 363 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,235 Nobody here was ever named Worrell. 364 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,944 Hmm. 365 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,115 I think you're wrong. 366 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,287 Last thing you wanna do is talk shop at a party, 367 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,372 so no artsy-fartsy chitchat. 368 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,249 If you need to leave, tap me on my shoulder 369 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,417 and out we're outie. 370 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,336 Unless I have a honey on the line, in which case, hoof it, capiche? 371 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,047 - Can we go inside now? - No. 372 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,926 When I walk in, I'm gonna pop this, and you're gonna scream, "Party people!" 373 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,720 - Absolutely not. - Too late. 374 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,430 Party train's a'rollin'. 375 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,891 [beat-boxing] 376 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,519 [hip-hop music playing] 377 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,066 ♪ Go and keep it going, yeah ♪ 378 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,445 ♪ Yeah ♪ 379 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,791 [both] Whoa. 380 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,293 Hey, Sam. I'm glad you made it. 381 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,045 Oh, hi, Abby. 382 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,339 I wasn't going to come, 383 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,675 but my girlfriend Paige says it's important to make new friends. 384 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,095 Sorry, would you mind turning down your backpack? 385 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,387 Yes, very much. 386 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,348 [music continues playing] 387 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,268 There's a ton of cool people here. 388 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,192 - Have you met any of the potheads? - Potheads? 389 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,065 I was talking about the ceramicists. 390 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,193 - Ceramicists? - They're total psychos. Here, come on. 391 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,363 Okay, buddy, have fun. 392 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,614 Don't worry about me. 393 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,282 I'll just be over here 394 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,536 not listening to DJ Pattycakes, except in my head. 395 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,205 You can't stop this beat. [chuckles] 396 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,749 'Sup? 397 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,336 - [barks] - [laughing] Good boy. 398 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,917 - Come here! - [Casey sighs] 399 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,174 I'm sorry for dragging you into this. 400 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,886 We shouldn't have come here. It's just the same old shit with my dad every time. 401 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,098 - [sighs] - Yeah. 402 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,059 But then we wouldn't get to say goodbye to Dewey. 403 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,603 - [laughing] - [yapping] 404 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,022 [Casey] So what's wrong with Dewey, anyway? 405 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,735 Oh! Yes, Dewey! 406 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,321 I mean, everyone dies sometime. 407 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,490 You said Dewey could go any day. 408 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,242 That is technically true. 409 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,287 Last week I nearly choked to death on a string cheese. 410 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,247 - Life is so precious. - [Evan] So... 411 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,751 There's was never really anything wrong with Dewey, was there? 412 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,340 [sighs] All right, let's go. 413 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,552 Aw, come on, can't a dad just wanna see his kids? 414 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,053 Yeah, most dad's could, not you! 415 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,098 - Okay. - Fine. There is one thing. 416 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,310 I need your signature on some papers. 417 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:47,936 [Evan] For what? 418 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,565 When you were little, your grandmother started a college savings account for you. 419 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,609 I just figured since you're not using it... 420 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,532 - So, okay, let me get this straight. - [Casey exhales] 421 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,702 You lured us here with a fake dying dog 422 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,205 so you could get my college money from Grandma? 423 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,081 When you say it like that, it sounds bad. 424 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,417 - It is bad. - Dad, do you have any milk to go 425 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,585 with these brownies? 426 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,003 Okay, let loose. 427 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,963 No, let's just go. Look at him. 428 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,007 It's not even worth it. 429 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,175 Yeah, it is. 430 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,969 You know what, Duane? 431 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,888 - You are an asshole. - [Evan gasps] 432 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,322 It is shocking you have kids this great. 433 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:29,061 And if Evan doesn't wanna go to college, that is his decision. 434 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:29,978 That's not yours, 435 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,563 it's not mine, it's his. 436 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,441 You lost the right to say shit the moment you walked out the door 437 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,944 and didn't come back or call for, what, 18 months? 438 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,406 Eighteen months? 439 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,493 You jerk. 440 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,080 Thank you for the hospitality. 441 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:49,957 You seem sweet. 442 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,628 Oh, my God. 443 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,382 I am so sorry. I can't believe I yelled at your dad. 444 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,801 I was the one who was supposed to be keeping you calm. 445 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,222 You are amazing. 446 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,905 That's the first time I haven't yelled at my dad, like, ten years. 447 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,811 - I love you so much. - [laughs] 448 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,021 What's taking Beth so long? 449 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,650 I don't know, but Josie's looking at us. I really wanna get the hell out of here. 450 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,987 Casey, I feel so empowered! 451 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,323 I told my dad to eat sugar and then I dognapped Dewey! 452 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,075 - Oh, my God! - Duane! 453 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,410 Now drive, Evan, drive! 454 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,370 [barking] 455 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,625 [engine turns over] 456 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,923 [musical bell chiming] 457 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,383 [man] Time. Pencils down. 458 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,847 Dude, what? You're a machine. 459 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,515 Thank you. 460 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,226 I like your drawing, too, especially your duck's fedora. 461 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,270 She's going to the royal wedding. 462 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,481 Hey, how do you get your webbed feet to look like that? 463 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,900 It's all in the shading technique. 464 00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,985 Can you show me? 465 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,237 I was already going to whether you asked or not. 466 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,239 Do you have your blending stumps? 467 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,074 Five millimeter or ten? 468 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,076 Better keep them both handy. 469 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,787 Yo ho ho, ducks and hats, huh? 470 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:14,249 I've ducked a few hats in my day, you know what I mean, huh? 471 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,128 Ugh... okay. 472 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,172 Well, looks like the party sorta died down... 473 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,050 before we got here. [chuckles] 474 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,510 Okay, what do you say, Sam? Call it a night? 475 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,597 Oh, okay. 476 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,015 I guess we could go. 477 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,477 Okay. And your next prompt is penguins. 478 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,313 Yes! 479 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,194 You can't smoke that in here. 480 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,863 Because that would be too fun? 481 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,865 No, because Travis has asthma. 482 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,076 [inhales] 483 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,163 Zahid, wait. 484 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,081 Yeah? 485 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,625 If you're going outside anyway, can you take the recycling? 486 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,377 It's in a can by the back door. Thanks. 487 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,630 And go. 488 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,136 [pop music playing faintly] 489 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:17,062 ♪ All I wanted was to break your walls ♪ 490 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:21,274 ♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪ 491 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,403 ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball... ♪ 492 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,323 Miley Cyrus, huh? 493 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,407 You know it. 494 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:34,371 She's one of the six people on this planet who actually tells the truth. 495 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,498 I've never counted, but I believe you. 496 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,667 You shouldn't. I'm not one of the six. 497 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,710 [chuckles] I'm Zahid. 498 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:42,294 Gretchen. 499 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:47,050 So, Gretchen, what is an obviously cultured woman such as yourself 500 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,718 doing hanging out by a dumpster? 501 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:49,886 [scoffs] 502 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,597 I did that thing where that lady says to toss out anything 503 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,558 that doesn't spark joy. 504 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:55,559 [Zahid] Ah. 505 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,082 I'm not usually that impressionable, 506 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,230 but I was like, she's right, who needs tons of stuff? 507 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:04,359 But then when my apartment was empty, I realized... I do. 508 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,486 So here I am. 509 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,990 Hey. You look... 510 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,866 limber. 511 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,872 Wanna swan dive on in there 512 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,166 and tell me if you can see a cool mist humidifier? 513 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,878 Uh... no, but I will look for you. 514 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,175 Sorry, I don't see it. 515 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,258 Damn. 516 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,097 I kind of wanna cry right now, 517 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,767 but maybe it's because this is the saddest song in the universe. 518 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,853 [song continues playing] 519 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:45,567 Gretchen, I'd like to go absolutely anywhere with you right now 520 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,945 to discuss absolutely anything. You down with that? 521 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,157 Okay. 522 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,451 Hmm? 523 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,706 ♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪ 524 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,085 ♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪ 525 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,503 Hey. 526 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,632 - So I've been doing some thinking... - Don't lie. 527 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,301 Sorry. 528 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:15,013 It's my shit-giving reflex, it's out of control. 529 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,682 I just... I think... 530 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,810 that the reason why I've had... 531 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,730 so much trouble getting my head around the whole... 532 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,608 California thing is just that I... 533 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,486 [sighs] 534 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,490 I just... I don't wanna be like my dad. 535 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,202 What are you talking about? Dude, you could never. 536 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,539 No, I know it doesn't make any sense. 537 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,622 I just... 538 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,085 I think that if I ever left... 539 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,549 I'd always feel like I was abandoning my mom or Beth. 540 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,010 I just can't do that. 541 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,679 You're right. 542 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,765 That doesn't make any sense. 543 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,644 - [gears grind] - Oh! 544 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,897 I think that's your car's way of saying goodbye. 545 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,983 [engine sputters] 546 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:14,864 - I made that. - [laughs] It's ridiculously adorable. 547 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:18,493 Hmm. Casey refused to wear it, of course. 548 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:22,622 But she did put it on her stuffed zebra for a while so I consider that a win. 549 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:27,419 Okay, nope, you are not giving this one away. [laughs] 550 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,594 Oh, I remember that day. 551 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,599 Casey got in trouble at school for acting out. 552 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,311 She was so upset about it. 553 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,771 So the next day I picked her up early from school 554 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,566 and I took her to Sal E. Sour Cream, 555 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,612 and we had lunch together, and it was special 556 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:57,157 because we could never go there as a family because Sam hated it, 557 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,201 you know, because of the lights and the noise and... 558 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,330 - Oh, she was so happy. - [laughs] 559 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,046 Oh, honey, honey, I'm sorry. 560 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,758 [sniffles] No, no, no, it's okay. 561 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:15,842 [laughs] 562 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,846 I don't know why I'm crying, it's so stupid. 563 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,182 No, it's not stupid. 564 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:24,684 [sniffles] 565 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,228 I don't know, I... 566 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,275 I guess I just wish I had a childhood like that. 567 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,235 Me too. 568 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,909 Growing up, well... 569 00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:43,453 it wasn't a great environment. 570 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,167 I think that's why I always tried so hard... 571 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:53,088 to make it different for Sam and Casey, you know, 572 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,756 to give them, like, 573 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,758 the perfect, perfect childhood. 574 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:01,680 I probably went overboard, I mean, I probably still do. [laughs] 575 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:08,937 I'm gonna tell you something that I wish someone had told me. 576 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,107 Our door is always open. 577 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:17,195 No matter what you need, anything at all, even if it's a place to stay. 578 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,156 Thanks. 579 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:26,246 - But I'm really scared of ghosts. - [laughing] 580 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,123 So I don't think so. 581 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,175 Hey, thanks for picking us up. It's a really long drive. 582 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,739 Well, I'm not gonna just leave you guys on the side of the road 583 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,471 with all the stuff I see is an EMT. 584 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,390 It's really cool. 585 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,393 You, like, rescue people. 586 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:51,312 - You know, you save lives. - Yeah. 587 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,110 Hey, do you to go to college to be an EMT? 588 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,279 No. I know guys that didn't. 589 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,907 But you have time to figure that out. You're, what, 18, right? 590 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,911 Yeah. I am. 591 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:10,206 Yeah, you plenty of time to figure it all out. 592 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,846 [gasps] Oh, good, are you finally moving out? 593 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,307 Ha ha. Good to see you, too. 594 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,393 Hey, how was it? How are the kids? 595 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,229 They're fine? Did you know they went up there to kidnap a dog? 596 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:34,856 A dog? 597 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,818 Anyway, I'm gonna hit the back seat of your car with a Dustbuster tomorrow 598 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,528 to get out the rest of that fur. 599 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,112 Thank you. 600 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,451 Looks like you got a lot done. You need any help carrying anything? 601 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:47,827 Nah, I'm almost finished. 602 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,579 I can do the rest in the morning. 603 00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:53,124 Oh, and Kathy thinks we have a ghost. 604 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,834 Oh, she does? 605 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,337 Well, I just hope it's not another teenager. 606 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,630 [laughs] 607 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,677 Hey, Sam, have you seen Zahid? 608 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,514 He was supposed to be here an hour ago. I'm starting to get worried. 609 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:08,597 It's not like him. 610 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,601 He has many flaws, but he's usually very punctual. 611 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:14,687 No, but he did send me a text last night. 612 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,942 Eggplant, water droplet, dragon. 613 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:22,695 Zahid met a dragon, or he ate a wet eggplant, 614 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,240 or he went swimming with a dragon? 615 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,449 Who the heck's the dragon? 616 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,078 Clearly I'm the dragon, bro. 617 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,539 Sorry, I'm late, buddy, won't happen again. 618 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,332 Great haircut, obviously. 619 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:35,542 Well, catch you at lunch. 620 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,630 Dude, I just had a 65-hour date 621 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:44,008 with the most amazing-ass girl I met at that lame-ass party you dragged me to. 622 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,511 Her name is Gretchen. She can touch her tongue to her nose. 623 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,096 She loves jerk goat, 624 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:51,391 and we're buying a waterbed together! Squeezes. 625 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,020 You thought the party was lame-ass? 626 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,523 Super duper lame-ass, the lamest of all asses. 627 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:02,110 But it just goes to show you, every party has the power to change your whole life. 628 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:06,656 [sighs] Kids these days, meeting people on Bumble and Tinder and Squirt... 629 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:09,784 Not me. I met my love by a dumpster. 630 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,370 - Your love? - That's right, Sammy. 631 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:13,705 I'm in love! 632 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,247 [sniffs] 633 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,585 I've been so busy falling in love, I haven't showered in a few days. 634 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:22,380 Can you cover me while I go splash some water on my pits and nuts? Okay, thanks. 635 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,803 [Paige] Wait, that's what an eggplant means? 636 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,180 Oh, my God, I had no idea. 637 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,018 I've used that one a lot. [sighs] 638 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,563 Well, anyway, I'm proud of you, Sam Gardner. 639 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,399 You went to a college party, and you made friends. 640 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:44,652 It's like I always say, we need as many friends as we can get. 641 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,238 I'm still not sure if that's true, 642 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,365 but I'm glad I went to the party. 643 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:54,037 I guess I'm not like your microwaved burrito friend after all.[laughs] 644 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:56,331 A dorm rat has no friends. 645 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,459 [exhales] Well, I should probably get going. 646 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,586 I'm meeting some peeps off campus for dinner. 647 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:04,005 Lucky for me, my friend Brie has a car. 648 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,089 It's a VW Beetle. 649 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,842 She even has those fake eyelashes on the headlights and everything. 650 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,302 It's hilarious. 651 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,386 Okay, bye, Paige. 652 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:14,556 Bye, Sam. 653 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:17,769 [sighs] 654 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,482 [exhales] 655 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:28,196 ♪ We clawed We chained our hearts in vain ♪ 656 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:31,908 ♪ We jumped never asking why ♪ 657 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,328 ♪ We kissed, I fell under your spell... ♪ 658 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,580 [microwave beeps] 659 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,002 Look who it is. 660 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,837 Hey, what's up, dorm rat? 661 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,799 Don't forget to put cheese on that burrito. 662 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:51,970 [laughing, chattering] 663 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:55,264 [Paige inhales, exhales] 664 00:32:56,724 --> 00:33:01,104 - [shouts] - ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪ 665 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:04,941 ♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪ 666 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:08,945 ♪ All I wanted was to break your walls ♪ 667 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:13,449 ♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪ 668 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,911 ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪ 669 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:21,207 ♪ Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung ♪ 670 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:25,044 ♪ Left me crashing in a blazing fall ♪ 671 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:30,008 ♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪ 672 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:33,803 ♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪ 673 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:38,224 ♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪