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[pop music playing]
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[Casey moans]
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No.
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[whispers] Ow. You're on my hair.
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[sighs] Dude, you're on my hair.
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[sighs]
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[moans]
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♪ Just remember what you said
When you were all alone ♪
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♪ Set your love to carry the sea ♪
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♪ I hope there's someone
Who knows how to breathe ♪
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[vocalizes]
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♪ But you can say the love is true ♪
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♪ Except emotion love around you ♪
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♪ So you can find the things to do ♪
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♪ Except emotion love around you ♪
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[vocalizing]
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Did you sleep on the floor last night?
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Yeah, uh... I did.
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Sweaty in there, you're like a furnace.
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Maybe my body's just used to sleeping
in an apartment
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- where the heater doesn't always work.
- [both laugh]
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You all right?
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Who wants eggs in the hole?
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Oh, I'm headed out.
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So early?
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Yeah, I'm behind in econ, so I'm gonna
go to the student lounge and study.
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You should have told me.
I would've gone with you.
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I didn't wanna wake you up.
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So no egg, no hole?
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What about running?
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I'm gonna skip it this morning.
I'm a little tired.
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Yeah, of course you are. You were up
fooling around with your friend all night.
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I gotta go. See ya.
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Ah, yes, the moral quandary,
a state of uncertainty
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requiring a choice
between equally unfavorable options.
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But if that's too confusing for your soft,
millennial brains, let's call it a pickle.
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That's actually more confusing.
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Well, think of it as a dilemma, Sam.
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Say you're the engineer
of a runaway train, right?
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You go left and you kill five people
you know that are tied to the tracks,
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but you go right, you kill 20 people
that you don't know.
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What do you do?
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Kill the five because less death.
It's not a quandary.
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Okay.
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All right, say a guy robs a bank
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and he gives the money to orphans.
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Right? So you now have a choice.
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You can either turn him in,
the money goes back to the bank
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or you can let him go and the orphans
keep the money. What do you do?
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Turn him in. Sorry, orphans.
It's not a quandary.
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[laughs] Well, you live in quite
the black and white world, Mr. Gardner.
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Oh, as you leave, a reminder,
the midterm exam will be in three weeks,
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and it will be soul crushing.
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So study all night...
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you just might pass.
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Party all night and you will likely fail.
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I rarely party
and when I do, it's never all night.
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Again, not a quandary.
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[theme music playing]
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All right, Sammy, it's time
for Zahidarella to head to the ball.
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How do I look?
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Like a UPS truck.
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Okay, I can see that.
Boxy, brown, and I deliver a big package.
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Are you and Gretchen
really going to a ball?
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No, Souplantation.
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But if all goes well, around 10:30,
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there might be some ball-related activity.
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That is a reference to my scrotum.
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Okay.
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It's hard to believe how much has changed
in just a few months. I mean, look at me.
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I'm killing it in nursing school.
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I'm in love with a beautiful woman,
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and with Bob on vacation in Jamaica,
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I'm slipping quite comfortably
into this new boss roll.
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Fix your collar. Giddy up.
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You know how Bob insists
on setting the thermostat to 70?
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Well, I set it to 69. [laughs]
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But that was too cold
so I bumped it back up to 70.
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Still, power move.
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We're missing a turquoise Fitbit.
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For reals?
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Look, it says we have one in stock,
and we have zero in stock.
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Hmm. Nice catch, Inspector Gardner.
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Although I've gotta give that thief
some props, turquoise is a lovely color.
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Gretchen has a turquoise Fitbit.
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Mm-hmm. And a matching thong.
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Her good taste knows no bounds: exhibit A.
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Do you happen to remember
the serial number on her Fitbit?
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You're cute.
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Anyway, I should probably get going.
I don't wanna miss out on that split pea.
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That is also a scrotum reference.
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[Sam] See? There she is.
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God, I hate her.
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But you came to the right place
for advice.
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You happen to be in the presence
of a professional tuba thief.
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It's true,
although I'm not very good at it.
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- Got caught right away.
- [Casey] Hmm.
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I don't need advice.
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I already know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna tell Bob
as soon as he gets back.
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He'll put her picture on the wall of shame
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next to the massage chair masturbator
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and Jasper for my peer group.
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He tested electric toothbrushes
without buying them,
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- and that's why we lock them up now.
- [Casey chuckles]
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Well, you should probably talk
to Zahid first.
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Because he's the interim store manager?
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No, because he's your friend.
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You never know what might happen
if you get in the middle of a couple.
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I mean, things can get messy.
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[Sam] Hmm.
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Okay, fine, I'll talk to Zahid.
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But I have no idea
why someone would wanna date
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a mean, college-hating thief
like Gretchen.
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- You probably shouldn't start with that.
- Hmm.
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God, it's hard raising kids these days.
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[laughing]
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No, no, no!
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No, your dad could be here any minute,
and I just got on his good side.
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- Don't wanna mess that up. Not here.
- Okay, fine, come on.
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- [Izzie] Oh.
- Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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How was the bathroom?
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It was great. Thank you for asking.
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We were just gonna...
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Make out a little.
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Okay, yeah.
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Okay, got it.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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[door closes]
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So are we settled
on her being your best friend?
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- Ha ha.
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[Elsa] I think I'm still in shock.
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I mean, surprising me with Fleetwood Mac
tickets. It's just so romantic.
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[Luisa laughs]
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I'm just sorry I won't be here
to smash all these plates with you.
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- I make a mean mosaic.
- Don't be sorry.
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I don't even know why I volunteered
for this project.
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Yes, I do, I was a little drunk.
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And you get to smash stuff.
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Okay, I don't wanna read
too much into this,
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but Fleetwood Mac is our thing.
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I mean, one of our first dates
was seeing them at Madison Square Garden.
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Stevie Nicks waved at me.
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Doug bought me a hot dog
from a street vendor.
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We made out on the E train.
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Classy.
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I just...
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It feels like, for the first time
in a long time,
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things are good between us again.
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I mean, not good but, you know, better.
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This is exciting.
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[sighs] I know.
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Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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No.
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On second thought,
let's see how it looks by the TVs.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Sam, it's so fun being bossy.
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That's why Beyoncé couldn't ban that word.
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Also, who bans a word? That's bossy.
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I know who stole the turquoise Fitbit,
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but Casey said I should tell you
before I tell Bob.
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And as the acting manager of Techtropolis,
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I commend your for your allegiance
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and award you one extra pee break.
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It was Gretchen.
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My Gretchen? Impossible.
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The only thing she's ever stolen
is my heart.
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Well, then she's stolen your heart
and a turquoise Fitbit.
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Look, Sam, I don't wanna lord
my new power over you,
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but with that sort of accusation,
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- I'm gonna need some hard evidence.
- Sure.
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You can tell it's her
because of her scowl.
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Shrinkage.
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What?
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Every company this size expects
that customers will on occasion...
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remove items from the store
without paying for them.
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- Stealing.
- It's called shrinkage, Sam.
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And it's built into the price
of every single item.
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Honestly, it'd be more unusual if someone
didn't take a Fitbit once in awhile.
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No, the employee handbook says that
if we see someone steal,
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we have to report it to Bob.
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Who are you trying to protect here, Sam,
John Jay Techtropolis or the little guy?
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Aka, my hometown honey,
who's just trying to stay fit.
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I'm not trying to protect anyone.
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- I'm just following the rules.
- Exactly.
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Is Gretchen really the sort of person
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who deserves to have
her perfectly symmetrical face pinned
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onto the wall of shame?
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I mean, she didn't masturbate
in the massage chair.
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She didn't leave a Snickers bar
in the display microwave
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so people would think it's a turd.
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That's true.
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Please, Sam. Do this for me.
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I...
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- I don't know.
- Don't forget.
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I've gotten you out of a lot of pickles.
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I have a pickle.
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Hmm. I'm all ears.
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I have proof that Zahid's girlfriend stole
from Techtropolis,
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where we both work,
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but Zahid said I shouldn't turn her in
because of shrinkage,
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and if I do, I only really care
about John Jay Techtropolis,
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which by the way,
is not his real name, I looked it up.
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Oh, so clearly you're taking
the deontological approach,
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whereas this Zahid character,
well, he's turning it into a virtue issue.
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That's fascinating.
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No, not fascinating.
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I'm confused why my friend
would ask me to ignore company protocol
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and cover up a Class C misdemeanor.
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So Zahid is a friend?
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My best friend.
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Okay, thought experiment, Sam.
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Is Zahid the sort of person
who makes morally questionable decisions?
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Anybody want some froyo?
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What? Samples are free.
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You can kiss someone if they're married
as long as they're not happily married.
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You're actually doing them a favor,
and favors are nice.
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Yo, Sam, my health insurance just went up.
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Would you mind dropping this on my foot
so I can get some sweet workers comp?
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Not without a morally sound explanation.
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Keep in mind there are different friends
for different seasons,
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and maybe this just
isn't the right season for Zahid.
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- What, fall?
- No.
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I'm saying friends come and go.
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You know what you should
really take a look at?
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Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.
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It's a bit too utilitarian for my taste,
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but if you can get past
the first 300 pages, I think you'll see...
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[Julia] I don't wanna toot my own horn,
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but I am crushing my return
from maternity leave.
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I've already taught a class,
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had three meetings and gotten
a head-start on my grant application.
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Full steam ahead! [laughs]
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But really, how are you?
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Truly honestly, never better.
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Julia.
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Maybe I miss Hanzo a tiny bit.
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Julia.
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And maybe some of my classes
are further away than I'd like.
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Julia. [laughs]
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I just crumped in a janitor's closet!
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Crumped, like...
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No, it's cry while pumping.
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It's been happening so much
I developed a shorthand.
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Oh, honey. Come.
249
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,779
My classes are clear across campus,
and I can't get back here in time to pump
250
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,281
- so janitor's closet.
- Ugh.
251
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,492
[sighs] It's just too much!
252
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,994
You know, being a new mom,
teaching classes,
253
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,954
doing research, trying to get published.
254
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,458
Even if I gave up sleeping,
there wouldn't be enough hours in a day.
255
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,918
I know because I've done it.
256
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,002
Finally.
257
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,714
You've been gone forever,
I have so much to tell you.
258
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,760
Zahid wants me to lie to protect
his terrible girlfriend as a favor.
259
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,387
- Sam...
- And he helps me all the time.
260
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:30,226
When Stumpy had a parasite, he dragged
trainer Malik away from the otters.
261
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:34,188
Do you know how hard it is to get someone
away from the otters? They're so cute.
262
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,271
Okay, Sam...
263
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,735
I'm happy to see you, but my office hours
are just for my students.
264
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:44,824
But I do host a board game night every
other week for students on the spectrum.
265
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,450
We talk, eat pizza...
266
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,117
You should come.
267
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,164
How do these students feel
about Bananagrams?
268
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:53,833
Big fans.
269
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,292
Okay.
270
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,794
Maybe.
271
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,088
Sam.
272
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,301
It sounds like maybe Zahid
has forgotten who he is.
273
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,303
Like amnesia?
274
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,764
No, like he's changing himself.
275
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:13,644
Well, I haven't forgotten who he is.
In fact, I have it all written down.
276
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,984
Like every explorer worth his salt,
277
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,736
I keep meticulous records of my journeys.
278
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,613
Where I go,
279
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,240
what I learn.
280
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,995
Because you never know
when you'll need valuable wisdom.
281
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,958
Or to remind a good friend
who he used to be.
282
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,633
[exhales]
283
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,471
Jeez, Newton, haven't seen you all day.
284
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,057
Feel like I see you less
now that I live with you.
285
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,476
Hey, not now, okay? I'm trying to focus.
286
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,771
- Love our chats.
- [gun fires]
287
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,564
[Casey grunts]
288
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,818
- Ugh.
- [baton clatters]
289
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,657
[grunts, exhales]
290
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,368
- [whistle blows]
- Oh! Oh.
291
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,078
Sorry! Sorry.
292
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,876
♪ From one to the other ♪
293
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,047
♪ There's nothing
That we'll ever find hard ♪
294
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,759
♪ Until we get in each other's ways ♪
295
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,302
[whistle blows]
296
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,889
- Hey, superstar. Get over here.
- [panting]
297
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,685
What's going on with you? Hmm?
298
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,063
Watching you
is tremendously painful right now.
299
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,522
My eyeballs hurt.
300
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,733
I'm just a little tired.
301
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,069
I have some personal stuff.
302
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,321
You wanna talk about it?
303
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452
Look, everything's awful at your age.
304
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,704
I wouldn't go back
for all the money in the world.
305
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,331
Really? All the money?
306
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,292
Okay, could you not be a smart-ass
when I'm trying to help?
307
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,376
Sorry.
308
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,254
But if you don't wanna
jeopardize your future,
309
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:08,008
you need to channel all that teenage drama
directly into running.
310
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,718
Starting tomorrow.
311
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,845
- Wait, tomorrow?
- Yeah, I'm sending you home.
312
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,307
I can't watch another second of this.
Seriously, I might vomit.
313
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,939
Hey, you look cool.
314
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,649
Thanks. I feel cool.
315
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,901
All right, I'm going out.
I'll see you later.
316
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,528
Oh, I... [laughs]
317
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,280
I thought we were going out.
318
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:31,781
What?
319
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:38,247
Nothing. I found those
Fleetwood Mac tickets in the sunroom.
320
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,249
No, I'm...
321
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,379
Yeah,
I'm going with people from peer group.
322
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,088
But...
323
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,924
I only found two tickets.
324
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,592
Yeah, I...
325
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,805
bought Megan's ticket
when we decided to go
326
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,183
'cause it was easier that way and she's...
she's paying me back.
327
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,810
Sure.
328
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,957
All right, well, have fun, the two of you.
I mean all of you, the big group.
329
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,692
[stammers] Yeah, have fun. Great fun.
330
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,114
Sorry about the confusion.
331
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,702
It's fine.
332
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,969
Wow. You make volunteering really fun.
333
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,930
I've been so patient with him.
334
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,266
I've waited and waited.
335
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,227
And nothing has changed
except I've gotten my hopes up,
336
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,771
only to have them smashed!
337
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,314
Oh, that was a big one.
338
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,024
A shard hit my goggle.
339
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,527
I mean, Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac!
340
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,571
Get it, girl. Show that little teacup.
341
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,740
There's only so far I can step back
342
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,117
before I feel like I'm falling
off a cliff.
343
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,036
Here, drink this.
344
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,621
And then smash it.
345
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,165
Thank you.
346
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,257
Hi.
347
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,385
Okay, well,
348
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:20,224
yeah, my manager told me that
we're gonna need to take this table back.
349
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,936
Come on, I'm a paying customer.
350
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,938
Kind of. You've been here three hours,
351
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,232
you had one slice of pizza
and seven refills.
352
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,776
That's your fault for putting
so much ice in the cups.
353
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,155
Casey, I love ya, go home.
354
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,659
Maybe take a shower.
355
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,244
Okay, fine.
356
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,621
Hey, what's wrong?
357
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,205
Nothing.
358
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,251
You mad?
359
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,334
No.
360
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,711
Just...
361
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,881
Nobody wants me around.
362
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,426
Well, why don't you go find Izzie?
She wants ya.
363
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,478
I don't wanna find Izzie.
You're my boyfriend.
364
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,140
You should wanna hang out with me.
365
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,726
Yeah, I do wanna hang out with you,
but, I mean, I'm at work.
366
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,854
Okay, well, what about later?
367
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,897
Later I've gotta study for the EMT stuff.
368
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,232
Okay, fine, whatever.
369
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,400
Oh, come on.
370
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,526
Hey.
371
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,445
Why you gotta be such a grump?
372
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,698
I'm doing what you said, I'm leaving.
373
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,511
I'm gonna get a refill on the way out.
374
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,995
[sighs]
375
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,833
It looks really... good.
376
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,294
Are you sure? I don't look silly?
377
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,962
Silly? No.
378
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,339
Silly like a fox, maybe.
379
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,716
That's nice to hear.
380
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,886
These were really the only good things
to happen to me on this trip.
381
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,888
Hmm. That is upsetting.
382
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,348
First, I ate a really bad brownie,
383
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,768
then I fell asleep on the beach
and someone stole my sandals
384
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,978
right off my feet.
385
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,065
Then I got a terrible sunburn
and had to stay in our room
386
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,276
- almost the whole time.
- Yeesh.
387
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,446
Luckily, our friend Tim was there
to keep the wifey company.
388
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,907
Some nights she had so much fun,
389
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,451
she didn't come back to the room at all.
[laughs]
390
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,410
He's a good man.
391
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,745
You sure about that?
392
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,331
Sam, you don't work tonight.
393
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,414
Hi, Bob.
394
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,044
You look silly.
Zahid, I need to talk to you outside.
395
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,837
Uh...
396
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880
Okay.
397
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,061
All right, what's all this?
398
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,190
These are all of my old notebooks,
31 to be exact.
399
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,275
I consider them my archives, if you will.
400
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,360
I will.
401
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,031
I reread all of them, every page,
and I discovered something.
402
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,283
What, that your boob drawings
have really improved?
403
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,829
No, I discovered you, the real you.
404
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,206
But this is the real me.
405
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,165
No, it's not.
406
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,292
You're breaking your own rules.
407
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,629
Because like Stumpy you have a parasite
408
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,923
and that parasite's name is Gretchen.
409
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,008
Dude, ouch.
410
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,594
And wrong, Gretchen is not a parasite.
411
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,720
She's a princess.
412
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,932
She's dope, lovely, in every possible way.
413
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,016
She hasn't changed me.
414
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,100
Not true.
415
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,103
Notebook seven, page nine:
416
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,105
"Bros before hoes."
417
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,691
Notebook 24, page six:
418
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,651
"Brown dudes look dope in hot pink."
419
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,444
Doesn't sound like me.
420
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,530
Notebook 30, page 19:
421
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,448
"Never let a chica change you."
422
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,701
This Gretchen is bad news.
423
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,079
Listen, Sam, the rules go out the window
when you're in love.
424
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,081
You just don't get how relationships work.
425
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,792
I'm in a relationship with Paige.
426
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,212
Your "thing" with Paige is really sweet,
427
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,339
but let's be real,
you wouldn't even be in it
428
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,758
if I didn't coach you every tiny step
of the way.
429
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,220
Well, I've been with Paige
longer than you've been with Gretchen.
430
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,681
It's not about time, it's about depth,
431
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,224
and what we have is deeper.
432
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,101
You just couldn't understand it.
433
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,524
Stumpy was mean to her friends, too.
434
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,737
Hmm.
435
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,493
Sam, you came.
436
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,371
Yes, but only because I didn't know
what else to do
437
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,332
because the advice you gave
didn't work at all.
438
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,542
Oh, sorry to hear that.
439
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,627
Maybe games and pizza will help.
440
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,131
- I certainly hope so.
- Here. You can sit next to me.
441
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:24,634
We're playing Battleship, and I totally
know where Jasper's aircraft carrier is.
442
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:25,886
No, you don't.
443
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,890
Is everything okay?
444
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,641
Why does everyone always ask that?
445
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,560
Clearly the answer is no,
446
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:36,438
and when is everything ever okay?
447
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,731
The answer is never.
448
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,025
That's dark. I like it.
449
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:41,651
H5.
450
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,904
[sighs] Hit. Darn.
451
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,948
On the one hand, Zahid is my best friend,
452
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:50,702
and on the other hand,
Gretchen his girlfriend is a thief,
453
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,288
and on the third hand,
he said something very rude
454
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,082
about my relationship with Paige.
455
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,416
And that's a lot of hands.
456
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,793
There's a lot going on.
457
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:02,381
I want to turn her in,
but if I do then Zahid will be mad,
458
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,049
so I don't know what to do.
459
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,386
I don't know who any of these people are,
but I don't like them.
460
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,304
Your turn.
461
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,306
When I don't know what to do,
462
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,393
my mom tells me
always try to do the right thing.
463
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,479
B7.
464
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,191
- [woman] Miss.
- What?! [sighs]
465
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,109
Having fun?
466
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,986
No, but Jasper did give me
some good advice.
467
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,114
- It's true, I did.
- Nice.
468
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:31,118
- And here's some good advice for you: A9.
- Ugh! Sam!
469
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,537
Ha ha! I've sunken your battleship.
470
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,563
Sam, you're back.
471
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,149
Hello, Bob.
There's an incident I need to report.
472
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,694
While you were away in Jamaica
getting your hair braids,
473
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:09,114
Zahid's terrible girlfriend Gretchen
stole a turquoise Fitbit.
474
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,200
I discovered the discrepancy
while doing inventory.
475
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,036
She's also stealing his soul.
476
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,372
Is this true?
477
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,416
The soul part, hard no.
478
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,502
But you knew she shoplifted
and you didn't tell me.
479
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,008
From my time in Jamaica,
I'm tempted to say,
480
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,093
"Don't worry, be happy, mon."
481
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:34,139
But from my time as store manager,
your girlfriend is banned, Zahid,
482
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,932
she's going on the wall of shame,
483
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,226
and you are on very thin ice.
484
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,691
One thing,
485
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,402
I asked you to do one thing for me.
486
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,904
After everything I've done for you.
487
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:52,574
What she did was illegal
and against store policy.
488
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,952
I had to turn her in
or else I'd be breaking the rules.
489
00:24:58,121 --> 00:24:59,748
You and me are done.
490
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,625
We're not friends anymore.
491
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,627
What do you mean, we're not friends?
492
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,045
I don't know how else to say it.
493
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,006
Actually, I do.
494
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,259
You are un-homied.
495
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,900
Hi.
496
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:29,902
Hey.
497
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:32,906
We need to talk.
498
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,700
Okay.
499
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,711
[sighs]I've been doing a lot of thinking.
500
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:49,421
And...
501
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,010
I can't do this.
502
00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,013
What?
503
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,061
I want us to separate.
504
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:06,605
What?
505
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,360
Elsa.
506
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,237
I know it's a lot to...
507
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:17,367
process and we don't have to talk
about it all now, I just...
508
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,164
I just think we both need
to get past this...
509
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,667
painful purgatory.
510
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,585
And...
511
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,884
I just think it's...
512
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,222
the best option, well...
513
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,891
it's, like, the only option.
514
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:45,936
Well...
515
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:16,176
[panting]
516
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,805
[Izzie] Strange time to practice.
517
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,600
But better late than never?
518
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,812
I swear I'm not a stalker.
519
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,023
I just really had to talk to you.
520
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,275
How'd you find me?
521
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,320
Do you even have to ask?
522
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:38,782
Elsa tracks my phone.
523
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,536
First off...
524
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,624
it sucks you're avoiding me.
525
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,295
I put myself out there...
526
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,548
and I was honest with you.
527
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,677
And for that I get the silent treatment?
528
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:05,809
Even if you don't feel the same, you can
at least be there for me as a friend.
529
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,603
You're making me feel crazy!
530
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,440
Honestly...
531
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,568
if I knew...
532
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,071
that you were gonna be all weird
533
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,365
and that this is gonna
jeopardize our friendship,
534
00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:23,368
I never in a million years
would have told you how I felt,
535
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:27,122
because it is becoming incredibly clear
536
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,665
that you don't feel the same way.
537
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,885
[pop music playing]
538
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,019
♪ Children, behave ♪
539
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:54,941
♪ That's what they say
When we're together ♪
540
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,986
♪ And watch how you play ♪
541
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:05,827
♪ They don't understand and so we're
Running just as fast as we can ♪
542
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,706
♪ Holding on to one another's hands ♪
543
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:13,668
♪ And I think we're alone now ♪
544
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:18,465
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪
545
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,593
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
546
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:26,806
♪ The beating of our heart
Is the only sound ♪
547
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,730
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
548
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,821
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
549
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,575
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
550
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,497
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪
551
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,875
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
552
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:58,671
♪ The beating of our heart
Is the only sound ♪