1 00:00:01,590 --> 00:00:03,425 Ladies, thank you so much 2 00:00:03,509 --> 00:00:04,801 for helping with this. 3 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:06,887 That is so nice of you. 4 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:09,640 I mean, honestly, it's not even your school. 5 00:00:09,723 --> 00:00:12,851 It's amazing that your school's doing an autism-friendly dance. 6 00:00:12,935 --> 00:00:16,521 Our school is shit. Literally there was a shit in the hallway last week. 7 00:00:18,106 --> 00:00:21,193 Well, you are all invited to come and bring your kids. 8 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:22,778 You do not want me to bring Addie. 9 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:24,988 She's in a phase where she's telling everyone 10 00:00:25,072 --> 00:00:26,823 to stick their head up their ass. 11 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:29,868 The other day, I got so sick of it, I hid in the garage for an hour. 12 00:00:29,952 --> 00:00:31,245 Good for you. 13 00:00:31,328 --> 00:00:33,455 Self-care is so important. 14 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:37,000 What about you, Elsa? Doing any self-care lately? 15 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:38,377 Um... 16 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:45,384 Nope. Same old, same old. 17 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:47,553 Really? No new hobbies? 18 00:00:47,636 --> 00:00:50,389 Because, honestly, you seem very happy. 19 00:00:51,014 --> 00:00:52,349 What's up, girl? 20 00:00:52,432 --> 00:00:54,768 Are you just naturally that perfect? 21 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:56,436 No. No, I'm not. 22 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,898 I'm not perfect at all. In fact, actually, um... 23 00:01:01,108 --> 00:01:03,694 I have sort of taken up a new hobby. 24 00:01:03,777 --> 00:01:04,945 I've been, um... 25 00:01:06,572 --> 00:01:07,572 bowling. 26 00:01:10,117 --> 00:01:11,410 Bowling? Really? 27 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:12,494 Yeah. 28 00:01:12,578 --> 00:01:14,496 It's crazy. Weird, right? 29 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:15,789 But it's so much fun. 30 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,876 And I think it's making me a better mom 31 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,086 and a better wife. 32 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:22,462 Bowling did all that? 33 00:01:22,546 --> 00:01:23,797 Yeah. But, you know, 34 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,633 sometimes I feel so guilty about bowling 35 00:01:26,717 --> 00:01:28,135 that I want to kill myself. 36 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,637 Oh, no, no, no, no. You keep bowling, lady. 37 00:01:30,721 --> 00:01:32,014 I am inspired. 38 00:01:32,764 --> 00:01:34,599 I might have to take up bowling myself. 39 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:38,895 Kathy, you need bowling more than anyone I've ever met. 40 00:01:50,699 --> 00:01:52,951 When you have a girlfriend, 41 00:01:53,035 --> 00:01:54,995 there are always new rules to learn. 42 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:56,622 We hold hands in the hall now. 43 00:01:56,705 --> 00:01:58,248 Okay. 44 00:01:58,332 --> 00:02:01,960 I can't believe you're abandoning me to go to that fancy school. 45 00:02:02,836 --> 00:02:04,296 Who am I gonna be friends with? 46 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,381 I hate everyone else. Dude, calm down. 47 00:02:06,465 --> 00:02:09,134 Admissions is this week, and I haven't heard anything, 48 00:02:09,217 --> 00:02:10,636 so I'm probably not going, 49 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:12,971 which means that I won't be going anywhere... 50 00:02:13,472 --> 00:02:14,973 and my heart will be crushed. 51 00:02:15,057 --> 00:02:16,433 Let's hope so. 52 00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:20,228 Silent dance? Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:21,647 What's a silent dance? 54 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:23,440 It's a much better way to have a dance 55 00:02:23,523 --> 00:02:26,943 where everyone listens to music on headphones instead of out loud. 56 00:02:27,027 --> 00:02:29,112 Drug kids started it to have raves in the woods, 57 00:02:29,196 --> 00:02:31,406 but they're great for people with sensory issues. 58 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:34,993 Who knew that meth heads and people on the spectrum had some of the same needs? 59 00:02:36,161 --> 00:02:37,913 Shoot. Was that insensitive to say? 60 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:38,830 Yes. I don't know. 61 00:02:38,914 --> 00:02:40,999 You organized this whole thing just for Sam? 62 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:43,043 Yeah. That's pretty cool, Paige. 63 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:45,962 Yeah, well, that's what you do when you're in love. 64 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:53,720 Sam! Oh! That's the first time we've said that to each other. 65 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:55,931 That's so special. I didn't say anything. 66 00:02:56,765 --> 00:02:58,183 Okay, we're gonna go. Bye. 67 00:02:58,266 --> 00:02:59,309 Mm-hmm. 68 00:02:59,393 --> 00:03:01,520 Okay, I know that because of your autism, 69 00:03:01,603 --> 00:03:04,084 you might not know if you love me yet, and that's totally fine. 70 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:08,360 But if you could figure it out by Thursday, that'd be great, 71 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:10,695 because we're having dinner with my whole family 72 00:03:10,779 --> 00:03:12,697 and we could break the news to them then. 73 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:18,203 This isn't about me. 74 00:03:18,286 --> 00:03:19,746 It's about the baby. 75 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:21,998 I'm tired of leaving you messages. 76 00:03:22,082 --> 00:03:25,127 Obviously, you don't care about this pregnancy, and that's fine. 77 00:03:25,752 --> 00:03:28,672 I was really upset about it before, but I can see now that 78 00:03:28,755 --> 00:03:32,551 if you can't be bothered to call back, well, we're better off without you. 79 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,636 I'm okay with that. 80 00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:37,389 I feel good about it. 81 00:03:39,224 --> 00:03:40,267 Goodbye, Miles. 82 00:03:51,611 --> 00:03:52,988 Ahh! 83 00:03:58,535 --> 00:04:01,329 Buying a home theater system is a huge deal, 84 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,290 but I'm here for you every step of the way. 85 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,083 Paige loves me. Got to go. 86 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:09,838 Love? Dude, this is huge. I love love. 87 00:04:09,921 --> 00:04:12,382 You tell anyone, I'll kill you. So, what'd you say? 88 00:04:12,466 --> 00:04:15,051 I didn't know what to say. Well, do you love her? 89 00:04:15,135 --> 00:04:18,889 I need to figure it out by Thursday when I meet her parents at Olive Garden. 90 00:04:18,972 --> 00:04:21,975 Totally. You cannot meet her parents unless you know it's for real. 91 00:04:22,058 --> 00:04:24,144 'Cause what if you like them? 92 00:04:24,227 --> 00:04:25,562 Next thing you know, 93 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:27,814 you and her dad will be going to baseball games, 94 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:29,357 and he's calling you "Z," 95 00:04:29,441 --> 00:04:31,693 which is nice 'cause your dad wasn't around that much. 96 00:04:31,777 --> 00:04:34,112 And then you and Tamra break up, 97 00:04:34,196 --> 00:04:36,656 and Steve won't return your calls. 98 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:40,160 And then it's like you got dumped twice, and that really stings. 99 00:04:41,787 --> 00:04:44,915 I'm pretty sure that Paige's dad is named Mario. 100 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:46,917 I remember 'cause "Super Mario." 101 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,463 The point is, you can't dive into all this unless you know you love her back. 102 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:53,215 But... 103 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:55,300 what about taking the D-Train to Bone Town? 104 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:58,178 I have condoms. I've seen boobs. I'm ready. 105 00:04:58,261 --> 00:04:59,429 I'm sorry. 106 00:04:59,971 --> 00:05:02,265 That train has passed your stop, bro. 107 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:04,392 You're headed straight for Love Land. 108 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:07,938 You can still visit Bone Town for sure, nice day trip, little vacay, 109 00:05:08,021 --> 00:05:11,858 pop in, buy a trinket, but not until you get this love business squared away. 110 00:05:11,942 --> 00:05:13,276 But... 111 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,070 how do I know if I'm in love? 112 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:17,823 You just know, man. 113 00:05:18,657 --> 00:05:19,658 You just know. 114 00:05:23,286 --> 00:05:24,871 Paige told Sam that she loves him. 115 00:05:24,955 --> 00:05:26,331 She did? Yeah. 116 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,041 Whoa. That's huge. I know. 117 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:31,920 They've only been dating for like two seconds. Less time than us. 118 00:05:33,296 --> 00:05:35,882 Yeah. Okay, then. Yeah. 119 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:36,966 Yeah. 120 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:43,598 Whoa! Mom! Hey, you two. 121 00:05:43,682 --> 00:05:46,643 Can you knock? Uh, not on a closed door, I can't. 122 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:50,897 You know the rule... boy's inside, nothing to hide. I just made that up. 123 00:05:50,981 --> 00:05:52,232 That's great. 124 00:05:52,315 --> 00:05:55,694 Thank you. There's snacks downstairs... baby carrots 125 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:58,822 and something I thought was hummus, but tastes like vegetables. 126 00:05:58,905 --> 00:06:01,950 Oh, you know, actually, I should... I should probably get going. 127 00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:04,911 But it was really good to see you, Mrs. Gardner. And, um... 128 00:06:06,371 --> 00:06:07,747 Okay. 129 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:10,500 All right. 130 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:12,627 Bye. 131 00:06:13,712 --> 00:06:15,505 Take a carrot for the road. 132 00:06:15,589 --> 00:06:16,965 Okay, I will. 133 00:06:17,048 --> 00:06:18,675 Okay. Yeah. Okay. 134 00:06:22,178 --> 00:06:24,055 So... Ugh. 135 00:06:24,139 --> 00:06:25,140 Okay. 136 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:28,518 That looked hot and heavy. 137 00:06:28,602 --> 00:06:29,519 Oh, God. 138 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:32,105 I'm saying that we've never really had the "talk." 139 00:06:32,188 --> 00:06:33,481 Mm-hmm. 140 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:36,776 Yeah. I'm here if you want to launch right in. 141 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,111 I'm good. Or... 142 00:06:38,194 --> 00:06:40,447 I could get a book, something with diagrams, 143 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,865 like penis drawings and... 144 00:06:41,948 --> 00:06:43,617 Oh, I'm, you know... 145 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,201 Well, if you need me, 146 00:06:46,328 --> 00:06:47,412 I'm here. 147 00:06:50,415 --> 00:06:51,833 Mom? 148 00:06:54,085 --> 00:06:56,630 I don't want to make, like, a big thing out of it... 149 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:58,590 but we're not having sex. 150 00:07:00,175 --> 00:07:02,385 I'm not ready, so... 151 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:05,096 So, yeah, you can go. 152 00:07:05,805 --> 00:07:06,848 Okay. 153 00:07:13,313 --> 00:07:14,898 I just want to say one thing. 154 00:07:14,981 --> 00:07:17,567 I'm really glad you shared that with me. 155 00:07:22,906 --> 00:07:24,658 Because I always wanted a girl, 156 00:07:24,741 --> 00:07:27,369 and I always imagined we'd share girl stuff. 157 00:07:27,452 --> 00:07:29,329 And you never have with me, 158 00:07:30,038 --> 00:07:32,082 but I feel like we're getting closer now. 159 00:07:32,165 --> 00:07:33,249 Okay. 160 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,965 And I hope that when you are ready for... sex 161 00:07:40,048 --> 00:07:42,092 that you will talk to me about it then, too, 162 00:07:42,175 --> 00:07:44,260 because it's a big decision... 163 00:07:44,344 --> 00:07:45,345 Okay. 164 00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:49,057 And it's a big moment in your life and you need to be thoughtful about it. 165 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,434 Okay. Okay. Goodbye. 166 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:52,602 I love you. 167 00:08:00,235 --> 00:08:02,737 Learning the rules for something is important, 168 00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:04,781 but sometimes it feels like, 169 00:08:04,864 --> 00:08:06,324 as soon as you learn the rules, 170 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:07,951 they change. 171 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:14,499 Hey, honey, I have a free day tomorrow. 172 00:08:14,582 --> 00:08:17,544 Can I pick you up from school, and we can go and get ice cream 173 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,004 at Friendly's like we used to? 174 00:08:21,715 --> 00:08:24,718 Nope. I have thinking to do, so being alone is ideal. 175 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:33,393 "If you can read this, you suck." 176 00:08:34,144 --> 00:08:35,145 Thank you. 177 00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:05,132 Hey. 178 00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:06,301 Oh, hey. 179 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:09,721 Oh, God, I'm so glad you're here. 180 00:09:09,804 --> 00:09:11,139 Not in public. 181 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,517 Oh. Sorry. 182 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:15,602 What is all this? 183 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,188 It's, uh, an impromptu memorial. 184 00:09:18,271 --> 00:09:19,773 I still can't believe it. 185 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:21,149 Meatball died. 186 00:09:21,232 --> 00:09:25,028 Meatball is... You met Meatball. He worked here. 187 00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:26,654 Right. 188 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:30,116 So, Meatball was, um... 189 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,243 Big guy, goatee. 190 00:09:35,872 --> 00:09:37,123 Oh, right. Yeah. 191 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:38,625 Meatball. Yeah. 192 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,044 I never spoke with him, but he had a kind face. 193 00:09:41,127 --> 00:09:42,504 Yeah, he did. Yeah. 194 00:09:42,587 --> 00:09:44,881 I'm gonna let you go so you can be with... 195 00:09:44,964 --> 00:09:47,926 Actually, you know, it really cheers me up, you being here... 196 00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:50,428 if you don't mind staying. 197 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:52,889 Oh, yeah, right. 198 00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:54,724 No. Sure. Sure. 199 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:56,726 You're the best. 200 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:59,020 Well... 201 00:10:00,897 --> 00:10:02,732 Oh, hey. 202 00:10:02,816 --> 00:10:04,359 I'm so sorry. 203 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,402 Come on. 204 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:19,499 Oh, good. You're here. 205 00:10:19,582 --> 00:10:20,708 Major crisis. 206 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,877 We have lots of smaller decorations, 207 00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:25,505 and we've got snowflake garlands up the wazoo, 208 00:10:25,588 --> 00:10:28,299 even though I told Beth to stop making them half an hour ago. 209 00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:32,095 I can't stop. I'm a machine... a garland-making machine. 210 00:10:32,178 --> 00:10:35,014 Okay, but we're in serious need of some bigger pieces. 211 00:10:35,098 --> 00:10:37,142 It's a large space in there and it's just... 212 00:10:37,225 --> 00:10:39,894 Zahid said you just know when you're in love. 213 00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:41,354 I just don't want... 214 00:10:41,437 --> 00:10:43,106 But how? It would be such a bummer 215 00:10:43,189 --> 00:10:45,900 if people were bored at this dance. We need something that 216 00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:48,027 we could use as backdrops for photos or... 217 00:10:48,111 --> 00:10:49,654 or hangout nooks. 218 00:10:49,737 --> 00:10:51,364 Nooks are very important. 219 00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:53,741 I can help with that. 220 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:54,701 You can? 221 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:58,663 You want me to build you an igloo? Paige has been talking about it a lot, 222 00:10:58,746 --> 00:11:01,875 and if I tell her you're building one, I think that she'll stop. 223 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:04,669 Plus, I know you know how because you built me one when I was nine. 224 00:11:04,752 --> 00:11:07,755 I always thought you hated that igloo. No. 225 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:10,466 The blocks weren't lined up properly, but it was pretty good. 226 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:12,051 And I bet you could do better now. 227 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:13,803 Oh, Sam, I'm gonna, uh... 228 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:17,015 I'm gonna build you the best damn igloo you've ever seen. 229 00:11:17,098 --> 00:11:20,393 The only other one I've seen is the one you made me, so I hope so. 230 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:24,814 All right, well... 231 00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:26,983 you need anything else? 232 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,110 Yeah. 233 00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:32,237 What is it? 234 00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:36,784 Paige says that she loves me, but I don't know if I love her. 235 00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:40,246 And Zahid says you just know, but I don't just know. 236 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,499 And there's so much new stuff in my life, and I don't like new stuff 237 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,377 unless it's exactly like the old stuff, but everything is new... 238 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,297 dancing, love, Olive Garden. 239 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:51,507 Olive Garden? They have unlimited breadsticks, 240 00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:53,259 but what does that mean? 241 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:55,220 There has to be some kind of limit. 242 00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:57,055 All right, just relax, Sam, okay? 243 00:11:57,138 --> 00:12:00,016 We're gonna... We're gonna figure this stuff out, okay? 244 00:12:00,099 --> 00:12:01,267 Okay. 245 00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:05,438 I lost my poor meatball 246 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,566 When somebody sneezed Hey. 247 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:10,610 Meet me in the supply closet. 248 00:12:11,277 --> 00:12:12,320 What? 249 00:12:12,403 --> 00:12:14,123 I figured out a way to make you feel better. 250 00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:17,325 Elsa, not right now. 251 00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:20,203 I just... 252 00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:21,371 That's not what I need. 253 00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:24,624 But that's what we do for each other. That's how we help each other. 254 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:27,126 That's not all we do for each other. 255 00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:31,839 I want you around, you know, for support. 256 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:34,050 I'm sad today. 257 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:36,469 And I need my girl with me. 258 00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:40,306 You know when you feel lost and you need your people around? 259 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,392 Yo, Nick! 260 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:46,729 I need to go say hi to Meatball's brother. 261 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,480 You want to meet him? 262 00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:52,568 Yeah, sure. Just give me a second, okay? 263 00:12:53,611 --> 00:12:54,654 Sounds good. 264 00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:22,598 Hey. 265 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:24,559 I had some free time. 266 00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:27,020 I thought I'd see what you were doing. 267 00:13:27,603 --> 00:13:29,814 Here are some questions that I have. 268 00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:33,109 What exactly is a never-ending pasta bowl? It must end somewhere. 269 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:36,362 Can I have noodles with butter? And if not, why? 270 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,824 May I inspect your menus for stickiness? And, again, if not, why? 271 00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:42,285 Uh... 272 00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:45,246 Sometimes before I go to a new place, 273 00:13:45,329 --> 00:13:48,374 my family takes me there ahead of time to see what it's like. 274 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,335 My Dad calls it "casing the joint," 275 00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:54,505 which is dumb, but it is helpful to know what to expect. 276 00:13:54,589 --> 00:13:55,465 Hey. Hey. 277 00:13:55,548 --> 00:13:57,633 It's been a while since we've cased a joint. 278 00:13:57,717 --> 00:13:59,886 It has. You got here fast. 279 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,306 Where were you coming from? Um, a memorial. 280 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:07,268 Yeah. Luisa... you know, my friend from group. Her cousin died. 281 00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:09,353 Oh. Oh, well, tell her I'm sorry. 282 00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:11,981 I will. It's sad. 283 00:14:12,065 --> 00:14:14,609 Additionally, how many patrons do you serve a night? 284 00:14:14,692 --> 00:14:18,196 And especially I'm interested in how many excessively loud ones. 285 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:20,865 Let's get a table before this poor girl runs away screaming. 286 00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:21,783 That's a good idea. 287 00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,826 Pretty good pasta. 288 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:24,994 Excuse me. 289 00:14:25,078 --> 00:14:27,288 I appreciate the moderately dressed salad. 290 00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,082 A lot of places overdo that. 291 00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:32,502 Okay, I approve of the environment and the buttered noodles. 292 00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:34,545 All I have to do is figure out if I love Paige. 293 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:37,756 Love? 294 00:14:40,385 --> 00:14:41,427 You okay? 295 00:14:45,098 --> 00:14:47,725 Love is a big emotion. 296 00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:51,437 It can take a long time to develop, or it can happen like that. 297 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:56,275 How did you know you loved Dad? And please be specific. 298 00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:58,111 Yeah, Mom, how did you know you loved Dad? 299 00:14:58,945 --> 00:15:01,864 Um, well, that's a good question. 300 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:06,577 Um, I guess because, um... 301 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,915 when I'd wake up, your dad was the first person I thought of. 302 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,001 Oh. That's nice. 303 00:15:14,502 --> 00:15:16,504 I didn't know that. Be quiet. 304 00:15:16,587 --> 00:15:17,713 Both of you be quiet. 305 00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:19,090 I need to write this down. 306 00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:22,927 Okay, Dad, how did you know you loved Mom? 307 00:15:23,511 --> 00:15:24,804 Man. Oh... 308 00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:25,930 Mom... 309 00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:29,642 just makes me a better person. 310 00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:33,521 And so, you know, that's a big deal. 311 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:37,399 You do. 312 00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:40,694 Okay. 313 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,780 Anything else about love? 314 00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:45,116 Yeah. You always have your go-to person. 315 00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:46,325 Yep. 316 00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:48,411 When anything happens, good or bad, 317 00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:50,214 you have the person you want to bring it to. 318 00:15:50,288 --> 00:15:51,330 Very important. 319 00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:54,834 When I got my first job at the salon, I couldn't wait to tell your dad. 320 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,294 I remember. That was a big deal. 321 00:15:57,587 --> 00:16:00,381 You know another thing? Rules work better in threes. 322 00:16:00,465 --> 00:16:02,592 Please don't say anything else. All right. 323 00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:04,802 Well, if you're happy, I'm happy. 324 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:08,014 Me too. I'm happy. 325 00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:11,392 Yeah? Yeah. 326 00:16:30,745 --> 00:16:33,456 I had a rough day But that's life, it happens 327 00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:35,374 Woke up on the dark side Of my mattress 328 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,920 Guess what. You were the first thing I thought about this morning. 329 00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:40,463 That's so sweet. 330 00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:43,591 You're the first thing I think about in the morning. 331 00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:45,051 Except for yesterday, 332 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,638 when I woke up to my dog licking my face, and then my first thought was "Aww." 333 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,723 That's why we try to make love And get paid 334 00:16:50,806 --> 00:16:53,434 Take the bad with the good Now let's play 335 00:16:54,936 --> 00:16:56,854 I'm just so stressed about this dance. 336 00:16:56,938 --> 00:16:59,899 I have a million things to do. My mind's going a mile a minute. 337 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:03,069 My mom says I'm about ready to pop. 338 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:07,740 When I'm stressed out, I like to recite the four subspecies of Antarctic penguins. 339 00:17:07,823 --> 00:17:10,076 Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. 340 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:15,581 Okay. Adelie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. 341 00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:18,751 Okay. That works a little bit. 342 00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:20,753 Oh, now pay up, mister. 343 00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:21,921 Card. 344 00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:25,508 Last one of the day. 345 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,426 Those went really fast. 346 00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:29,804 I don't like this policy. 347 00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:33,015 I should be able to talk about Antarctica whenever I like. 348 00:17:33,099 --> 00:17:34,433 People need to know about it. 349 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:37,311 I think it's working because the less you talk about Antarctica, 350 00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:39,188 the more we can talk about our relationship. 351 00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:42,650 And plus, it makes you less annoying. Not to me. 352 00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:44,694 I find you adorable. 353 00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:46,487 But... 354 00:17:46,571 --> 00:17:48,906 to other people. 355 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,576 Would you say it's making me a better person? 356 00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:53,326 Definitely. 357 00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:06,716 Are you doing that to relieve stress? 358 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:08,259 Because I do that, too. 359 00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:11,220 Knocking repeatedly on doors works, as well. 360 00:18:11,304 --> 00:18:14,181 I do four counts, but you can do any number you want. 361 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:17,727 No. I took advantage of the Techtropolis holiday sale and got a Fitbit. 362 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,353 Heart health. Know what I mean? 363 00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,981 You should get one so we can take walks to clear our heads. 364 00:18:22,064 --> 00:18:25,484 I don't like exercising. I'll let Paige know about the discount. 365 00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:29,530 She's in the market for an electronic pencil sharpener for home use, and... 366 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,705 That's the third thing. 367 00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:40,416 Zahid, I think I love Paige. 368 00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:42,001 Are you serious? 369 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,170 Man-hug time. 370 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,339 Get over here, you little polar bear. 371 00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:51,552 Tight, right? You like pressure. 372 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:55,765 Hi. I bought a new TV. Is this where I pick it up? 373 00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:57,557 Julia? 374 00:18:58,809 --> 00:18:59,810 Sam? 375 00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:03,648 Wow. I forgot you work at this Techtropolis. 376 00:19:03,731 --> 00:19:05,733 I really wish I would have remembered. 377 00:19:05,816 --> 00:19:07,818 Julia? As in Julia, Julia? 378 00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:10,655 Aw, shit. 379 00:19:10,738 --> 00:19:12,990 I didn't think I would see anyone I knew today, 380 00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:14,994 or else I wouldn't have left the house like this. 381 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,411 You know what? I'll come back. 382 00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:19,080 Why? I can help you. 383 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:21,082 Oh, no, that's okay. 384 00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:22,875 What kind? What? 385 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,460 Of TV did you buy? 386 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,545 Oh, um... 387 00:19:26,629 --> 00:19:28,172 Sony, I think? 388 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:29,715 Okay, well, you wait here. 389 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:32,385 I'll check on it, and then help you take it to your car. 390 00:19:32,468 --> 00:19:36,305 I didn't used to do that because the old carts were stiff and hard to push, 391 00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:38,140 but the new ones are smooth and fast, 392 00:19:38,224 --> 00:19:40,893 and I like to pretend I'm in a video game. Be right back. 393 00:19:42,895 --> 00:19:44,814 So, Julia. 394 00:19:45,481 --> 00:19:47,108 Hi. Nice cape. 395 00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:49,902 It's a blanket, actually. 396 00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:51,528 Oh. 397 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,031 Yes. Great. 398 00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:56,409 Thank you so much. Okay. Thank you, ma'am. 399 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,293 What are you screaming about? I got in! 400 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:08,921 Are you serious? Yeah. That was Coach Pines on the phone. 401 00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:11,006 She says that they want to give me a chance. 402 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:14,051 They want to give me a scholarship. I'm going to Clayton Prep! 403 00:20:14,135 --> 00:20:15,553 Oh, my God! Get over here! 404 00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:18,097 That's so good. 405 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:21,183 I'm so proud of you. We got to call Mom and tell her the good news. 406 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:24,103 We should go to Don's Pizza like we used to when you won races. 407 00:20:24,186 --> 00:20:25,855 You want to go? Mnh. 408 00:20:25,938 --> 00:20:28,190 What? What, you want to go tell your boyfriend? 409 00:20:28,274 --> 00:20:29,400 Yeah, kind of. 410 00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:30,735 You want a ride? 411 00:20:30,818 --> 00:20:31,986 No, no. I'm too excited. 412 00:20:32,069 --> 00:20:34,989 I can't sit still. I'm gonna take my bike, okay? 413 00:20:35,072 --> 00:20:36,615 Yeah. Thank you so much, Dad. 414 00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:38,419 I love you so much. I'm so proud of you. 415 00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:39,493 Thank you. 416 00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:41,327 Yes! 417 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,833 You're all set with your new set. 418 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:46,916 Thanks. 419 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,961 It's great to see you, Sam. 420 00:20:49,044 --> 00:20:50,296 It made my day. 421 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,007 There are a lot of times when seeing you has made my day, 422 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,217 so I guess this is me paying you back. 423 00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:57,344 Yeah, I guess so. 424 00:20:57,428 --> 00:21:01,182 Actually, I'm really looking forward to our next session. 425 00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:04,894 I have so many new things to tell you about, about Paige and the dance. 426 00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:06,604 The dance. Right. 427 00:21:07,188 --> 00:21:09,815 Are you nervous about dancing or anything? 428 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:12,485 Oh, no, I can dance. 429 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:14,862 My sister took a hip-hop lesson when she was nine, 430 00:21:14,945 --> 00:21:17,281 and my mom would make me sit in the lobby. 431 00:21:17,364 --> 00:21:19,742 And even though I tried to read my book, 432 00:21:19,825 --> 00:21:21,869 I accidentally memorized all the moves. 433 00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:26,624 They call me Big L'y 434 00:21:26,707 --> 00:21:27,541 Big Silly 435 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,918 Big Money 436 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:29,835 Big Billy 437 00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:32,838 When I'm sliding in them all, Can ya hear me? 438 00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:35,090 I be sexing with these bars So ya feel me 439 00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:37,510 Let me grip it up For cuz in the back 440 00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:39,804 Let me grip it Get a buzz in ya hat 441 00:21:39,887 --> 00:21:42,014 I'm a-tell ya how to cause an attack 442 00:21:42,097 --> 00:21:44,141 That's really good. I know. I know. 443 00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:46,393 I just hope that Paige doesn't want to slow dance, 444 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:50,773 because I'm not prepared for that, so I'll just sit for those songs or stand. 445 00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:53,400 No. Slow dancing's the easy part. 446 00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:55,027 Not for me. 447 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:58,447 When I was doing social-skills sessions in elementary school, 448 00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:01,116 we used a Hula-Hoop to learn about boundaries 449 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,661 and how people don't like it when you stand too close. 450 00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:06,789 But I can't slow-dance with a Hula-Hoop, 451 00:22:06,872 --> 00:22:09,667 so I-I don't know how I'm supposed to know how close to stand. 452 00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,628 Okay. Try this. 453 00:22:13,963 --> 00:22:16,382 Think of personal space on a scale of one to three. 454 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,384 Three would be with your arms out, 455 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:21,470 fully extended, like how you would dance with your sister. 456 00:22:22,096 --> 00:22:24,848 And then you would put your hands on my shoulders as well. 457 00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:26,433 Oh, okay. 458 00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:30,396 Then you just kind of sway back and forth. 459 00:22:32,815 --> 00:22:34,900 And we're dancing. 460 00:22:34,984 --> 00:22:36,527 I like three a lot. 461 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,112 Yeah. See? 462 00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:40,698 And I dropped a box of appliances on my foot, 463 00:22:40,781 --> 00:22:42,283 so it can't be that hard. 464 00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,285 Now, Paige is your girlfriend, 465 00:22:44,368 --> 00:22:45,911 so you might want to move to two. 466 00:22:45,995 --> 00:22:46,995 How do I do that? 467 00:22:47,037 --> 00:22:49,957 Well, okay, put your arms down. 468 00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:55,004 Now bend them to a 120-degree angle. 469 00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:57,381 Yeah. 470 00:22:57,464 --> 00:22:59,800 And then you just kind of scooch in. 471 00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:08,642 Oh, a trance is a spell 472 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:14,064 With a thrill wrapped up inside it 473 00:23:14,857 --> 00:23:19,486 And try as you might To fight it, love... 474 00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:23,115 Uh, yeah. 475 00:23:23,198 --> 00:23:25,492 And, well, one would practically be hugging, 476 00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,036 so there you have it. 477 00:23:28,078 --> 00:23:29,788 I really have to go, Sam. 478 00:23:29,872 --> 00:23:32,374 Thanks again for your help with the television. 479 00:23:37,421 --> 00:23:39,923 It turns out Zahid was right about love. 480 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:42,259 Sometimes you just know. 481 00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:49,433 Hey. I just came through the back. The door's open. 482 00:23:49,516 --> 00:23:51,769 That's fine. Cool to park there? 483 00:23:51,852 --> 00:23:53,771 Yeah, it's fine. How you doing? 484 00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:55,481 I'm good. 485 00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:58,442 Sorry I just left yesterday. 486 00:23:58,525 --> 00:23:59,777 I had to. 487 00:24:00,778 --> 00:24:01,904 It's cool. I get it. 488 00:24:03,489 --> 00:24:05,866 And, um, I'm sorry about Meatball. 489 00:24:06,909 --> 00:24:10,496 He sounds lovely. I mean, he must have been if you cared about him so much. 490 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:14,166 Well, I'm just glad you were there... 491 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,044 even for a little while. 492 00:24:20,422 --> 00:24:21,799 Nick, we have to end this. 493 00:24:21,882 --> 00:24:22,882 What? 494 00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:24,635 Why? 495 00:24:24,718 --> 00:24:27,554 Because you're not just a distraction 496 00:24:27,638 --> 00:24:29,807 or a-a hobby, like bowling. 497 00:24:30,391 --> 00:24:33,519 You're a good person, and you deserve to have someone in your life, 498 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:35,229 really in your life, 499 00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:37,940 someone that cares about you and can be with you, 500 00:24:38,023 --> 00:24:39,900 and that's not me. 501 00:24:40,651 --> 00:24:41,819 It can't be. 502 00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:48,200 I'm sorry. 503 00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:50,828 Take care of yourself, okay? 504 00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:54,206 Take care of myself? 505 00:24:54,289 --> 00:24:55,457 What the... 506 00:24:57,376 --> 00:25:00,212 Hey, Elsa, what are you doing? What happened? 507 00:25:00,838 --> 00:25:03,048 What, did things get too real for you? 508 00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:06,635 You're being so selfish. You know that? 509 00:25:06,719 --> 00:25:08,971 Oh, good, good. I'm being selfish. 510 00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,473 Great. For once, something gets to be about me. 511 00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:19,773 Look, I'm sorry. 512 00:25:19,857 --> 00:25:21,275 I liked you. 513 00:25:21,358 --> 00:25:22,358 It was fun. 514 00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:26,196 I didn't think you'd get hurt. I wouldn't have done this. 515 00:25:30,617 --> 00:25:33,287 Why don't you go camping, go to the mountains? 516 00:25:34,246 --> 00:25:35,706 I would if I could. 517 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,221 I'm gonna miss you. 518 00:25:52,806 --> 00:25:54,308 Off with your head 519 00:25:56,518 --> 00:25:58,061 Dance till you're dead 520 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,440 Heads will roll 521 00:26:02,107 --> 00:26:03,650 Heads will roll 522 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:05,694 Heads will roll on the floor 523 00:26:05,778 --> 00:26:07,321 Hey. Your sister let me in. 524 00:26:07,404 --> 00:26:08,322 You okay? 525 00:26:08,405 --> 00:26:09,823 Glitter on the wet streets 526 00:26:10,991 --> 00:26:13,327 Silver over everything 527 00:26:14,411 --> 00:26:16,330 The river's all wet 528 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:18,832 What's going on? 529 00:26:24,213 --> 00:26:25,214 Are you getting in? 530 00:26:25,923 --> 00:26:28,884 I don't know, um... 531 00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:31,302 Are you sure? 532 00:26:31,845 --> 00:26:33,430 Yeah, I'm sure. 533 00:26:34,056 --> 00:26:34,890 Aren't you? 534 00:26:34,973 --> 00:26:37,559 Yeah, yeah. I just, um... 535 00:26:40,187 --> 00:26:43,440 Wait. I just don't want things to get weird, you know, after. 536 00:26:43,524 --> 00:26:44,817 Yeah, me neither. 537 00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:55,202 Oh, no 538 00:26:55,994 --> 00:26:57,079 Oh 539 00:27:03,293 --> 00:27:05,170 Off with your head 540 00:27:06,046 --> 00:27:08,632 Dance, dance, dance till you're dead 541 00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:12,302 Wow. 542 00:27:14,429 --> 00:27:15,889 That was really, uh... 543 00:27:17,224 --> 00:27:18,308 really... 544 00:27:20,185 --> 00:27:21,353 Wasn't it? 545 00:27:26,024 --> 00:27:27,442 Hey, Casey... 546 00:27:29,736 --> 00:27:30,946 I love you. 547 00:27:50,716 --> 00:27:51,925 Casey?