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‎旅程一開始，沒人知道會發生什麼事

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‎窗戶會漏風，浴室門會卡住

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‎除此之外，還不錯

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‎我很以你為榮

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‎你有自己的住處
‎真不敢相信，看看你

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‎你長大了，像20歲了

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‎他們大概知道，前面的路可能不好走

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‎煙霧警報器是新的嗎？

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‎老房子得要檢查一下

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‎我搬進來的時候
‎仔細檢查過安全設備

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‎我們有新的煙霧警報器
‎急救箱和斧頭

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‎-斧頭？
‎-火災時能用

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‎是札希德的叔叔的
‎他是佛蒙特州第一個印度伐木工

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‎人稱楓糖漿大師

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‎斧頭？

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‎但沒人出發探險時，心裡會想

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‎“四個月後，我會有嚴重的壞血病

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‎被迫吃掉雪橇犬”

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‎我每天晚上跟你視訊
‎你可以坐在這裡

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‎每天晚上？

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‎我原本打算一天三次

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‎-別想討價還價
‎-要我們留下來幫忙嗎？

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‎不用，謝謝，愛迪生今天很累
‎我們需要安靜

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‎好，這些箱子你要留著
‎以防萬一嗎？

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‎不用，為什麼？妳可以丟掉
‎前面有輛垃圾車

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‎綠色的，有個叫狗臉的人
‎把自己的名字漆在上面

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‎好吧

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‎你們可以走了

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‎我哭的時候，你不准取笑

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‎妳也是

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‎所以新的開始總是令人興奮

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‎要走到終點，才知道會發生什麼事

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（12點7分）

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‎要到嘍

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‎好興奮喔！

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‎安靜！

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‎（12點8分）

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‎-好大聲！
‎-抱歉

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‎起點可能很痛苦…

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‎-凌晨12點8分
‎-…但不表示不好

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‎我做到了

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‎我從來沒有在其他地方待到這麼晚

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‎我錯過了嗎？我錯過12點8分了嗎？

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‎-剛好在最後一刻趕到
‎-太好了

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‎這套緊身衣很正點喔

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‎謝謝，我都把這穿在馬鈴薯裝裡面

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‎-山姆，恭喜
‎-謝謝

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‎送你一個東西，是搖錢樹

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‎會招來好運和成功
‎可以放在愛迪生的水箱旁

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‎那裡陽光很充足
‎牠會是城裡最有錢的烏龜

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‎-好
‎-而且很好照顧

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‎每四天澆四分之三杯的水

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‎可能每週用一次海藻類的肥料
‎然後時常轉動方向

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‎我會幫忙，我之前只澆汽水
‎就讓植物活了兩個月

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‎沒關係，我會親自過來照顧

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‎好，這些搬家待辦事項
‎已經夠我忙的了

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‎我能幫忙幾項

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‎幫忙親愛的室友，這是一定要的

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‎我去打備份鑰匙，以備不時之需

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‎幫忙轉換電力公司

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‎再給你媽一個大大的擁抱

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‎上面沒這項

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‎我加的

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‎你們布置得很好，這裡氣氛很棒

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‎這裡一百年前是屠宰場

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‎不敢相信他真的走了

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‎別擔心

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‎妳一直把他看得緊緊的

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‎沒有妳，他一定活不下去

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‎真的嗎？

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‎-我開玩笑的
‎-天哪

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‎我要走了，今天要早點到
‎有新人要訓練

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‎伊凡？他還好嗎？

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‎我不想介入，就算我跟妳男友共事…

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‎-前男友
‎-隨便啦

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‎-什麼意思？
‎-你們是小孩子

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‎老是分分合合的

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‎我們這些小孩很可愛吧？

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‎但我們真的分手了

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‎-所以…
‎-好吧

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‎-嗨
‎-我在大便

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‎田徑練得如何？
‎還想進加州大學洛杉磯分校嗎？

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‎-妳想幹嘛？
‎-沒事

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‎其實我有個問題，不管怎樣都沒關係

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‎我想知道妳會不會告訴爸爸
‎妳和伊茲的事

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‎這樣啊

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‎我想了很多

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‎仔細考慮過

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‎答案是，別管閒事

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‎最後一件事

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‎天啊，獨生女就是這種感覺嗎？
‎超討厭的

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‎前幾天晚上
‎我看了克雷頓高中的網站

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‎他們有一個性別與性向聯盟

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‎如果妳知道誰有身分認同的問題

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‎比方說，“怎麼向爸爸出櫃？”

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‎妳可能會想讓他們知道

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‎-媽
‎-什麼事？

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‎我只是不知道他會說什麼

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‎他不會知道該說什麼
‎氣氛會變得詭異又尷尬

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‎這倒沒錯

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‎他不像我這麼冷靜從容

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‎出去

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‎愛迪生的眼睛很溼，可能是過敏反應

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‎這我們在護理學校學過

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‎牠呼吸困難嗎？有蕁麻疹嗎？

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‎我們得掀開龜殼，看下面的狀況

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‎我先看著牠好了

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‎一定是佩姬那棵笨搖錢樹

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‎顯然會招來好運、成功
‎並且害死烏龜

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-什麼會造成停電？殭屍？

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‎愛搗蛋的青少年？

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‎全球性的永夜？

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‎我們應該打給電力公司

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‎我討厭等候時撥的音樂
‎但我能戴耳機

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‎可能你打比較好
‎因為是登記你的名字

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‎我沒登記

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‎-對不起
‎-什麼？

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‎我忘了

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‎但你在清單上打勾了

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‎對，但我沒登記，那樣很蠢

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‎那你為何在清單上打勾？

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‎我本來要打

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‎但我想到電力，就聯想到
‎燈、熔岩燈、熔岩、熱

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‎最後就訂了熱褲

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‎我的大腦會不斷聯想
‎顯然是創造力的象徵

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‎但不用擔心

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‎我現在就打給電力公司

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‎手機沒電

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‎我可以充電，但…

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‎想看電影嗎？

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‎-等等
‎-哇塞，真是了不起

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‎完美的金黃色

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‎最後一個步驟

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‎明天會直接寄出去，再見

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‎我的天哪

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‎我跟伊凡分手後

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‎貝絲就一直傳謀殺糕餅的影片來

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‎-看起來很好吃
‎-對，她超會烘焙

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‎如果她發現我跟妳在一起鬼混

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‎她會氣死

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‎鬼混？

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‎-妳12歲嗎？
‎-閉嘴

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‎不然怎麼說？

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‎交往

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‎情侶

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‎情侶？

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‎對

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‎對吧？

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‎對

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‎好

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‎-哈囉
‎-嗨，寶貝

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‎我在跟你視訊，很好玩吧？

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‎你穿著衣服在浴缸裡嗎？

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‎對，這很療癒

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‎我在家裡需要轉換環境時

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‎可以在床邊走動，或坐在衣櫃裡

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‎在這裡就是坐在浴缸

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‎浴缸看起來很乾淨

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‎可能是我去的時候清理過

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‎先講好，我不能聊太久

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‎我不想把電用完，因為這裡沒電

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‎札希德沒登記名字

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‎所以你才需要清單

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‎我們有清單，他劃掉了，但沒有做

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‎我不懂，沒有做
‎怎麼會在上面打勾？

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‎我不知道，我問過他很多次了

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‎這裡有電，電力十足，回來吧

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‎也許我該回去

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‎太好了！

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‎我會幫你鋪床單

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‎動作快點的話，可以來得及吃晚餐

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‎我在做粗通心麵，你看

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‎翻轉畫面

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‎看得到嗎？

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‎那是什麼？

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‎是我搬家的箱子嗎？

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‎妳不是要丟掉？

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‎對，只是還沒時間去丟

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‎但我這裡前面就有垃圾車

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‎對，這樣比較簡單

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‎大老遠拖六百個箱子回家
‎然後隨便亂堆

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‎這樣比較簡單？嗨，山姆

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‎-嗨，凱希
‎-今天是圍剿媽媽日嗎？

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‎我只是…我把箱子留起來

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‎-以防萬一
‎-以防什麼萬一？

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‎對，以防什麼萬一？

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‎妳覺得我做不到

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‎寶貝，不是這樣的

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‎看起來就是

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‎沒錯，看起來就是

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‎你在浴缸裡嗎？他在浴缸裡？

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‎對，他在浴缸裡，而且還停電

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‎再見

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‎真丟臉，小姐

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‎真丟臉

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‎真不敢相信我們來這裡訓練

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‎（實習急救員）

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‎好興奮喔

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‎天啊，希望會碰到意外狀況

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‎這個工作我們會長時間相處

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‎有時候只要…

203
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‎安靜就好

204
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,449
‎好吧

205
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,328
‎凱希還好嗎？

206
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,254
‎對

207
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,261
‎要安靜

208
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,843
‎抱歉

209
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,062
‎她很好

210
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,310
‎真的？太好…

211
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,690
‎我也是

212
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,607
‎你不必告訴她

213
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,267
‎好

214
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,280
‎我不說話了

215
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,700
‎我不知道實際狀況

216
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,951
‎但我知道你們關心彼此

217
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,371
‎不管發生什麼事

218
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:50,292
‎也許你們應該把事情講清楚

219
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,300
‎這按鈕是幹嘛的？

220
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,432
‎你按下去，我就會不爽

221
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,473
‎不管按哪個鈕，你都不爽

222
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,899
‎（妳還沒跟妳爸說伊茲的事？）

223
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,577
‎（沒有，你說了嗎？）

224
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,327
‎（當然沒有，我會守密的）

225
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,420
‎（我也會守住你的祕密）

226
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:36,918
‎（張貼）

227
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,258
‎（空手道影片）

228
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,398
‎（性別與性向聯盟，每週聚會）

229
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,862
‎臉皮要厚一點

230
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,525
‎不能生氣

231
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,204
‎我忍不住，我很生氣

232
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,239
‎確認一下

233
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,867
‎扮成培根那個人今天沒來吧？

234
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,044
‎-對
‎-很好

235
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,455
‎我很生氣，因為我討厭跟札希德住

236
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,843
‎但我不能搬回去

237
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,050
‎因為我媽覺得我辦不到
‎我要證明她不對

238
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,091
‎跟札希德住哪裡不好？

239
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,885
‎他只是很吵、骯髒、完全沒責任感

240
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,259
‎基本上是夜行動物

241
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,806
‎以上皆是，而且還有更多

242
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,097
‎他會把所有東西擬人化

243
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,734
‎你好，鮑爾先生，你得清洗一下

244
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,733
‎請幫我清洗，已經好幾天了

245
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,686
‎海綿醫生來了

246
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,986
‎診斷結果：髒得要命

247
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,241
‎我想做的事，他都不想做

248
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,708
‎-6點了，吃早餐
‎-不要，謝謝

249
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,040
‎他想做的事，我都不想做

250
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,627
‎4點20分，呼麻時間

251
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,299
‎不用了，謝謝

252
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,262
‎東西他都一次買整箱

253
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,853
‎為什麼有四罐蜂蜜？我又不喜歡蜂蜜

254
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,229
‎他常用很吵的打字機寫投訴信

255
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,901
‎“親愛的喬琳布料

256
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,992
‎你們的熱熔膠槍爛得要死

257
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:25,909
‎我用它來裝飾內褲

258
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,620
‎但洗的時候，黏在上面的珠寶掉了”

259
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,330
‎札希德可能不適合當室友

260
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,961
‎適合你的室友，也許一直就在你眼前

261
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,085
‎而且他吃蘋果很大聲

262
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,882
‎還一直把廚房的垃圾移到水槽下面

263
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,047
‎垃圾當然是要放在廚房角落

264
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,767
‎我知道問題在哪了，我有解決的辦法

265
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,518
‎我搬回家住的時候也不太順利

266
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,733
‎我爸不喜歡穿過的工作褲

267
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,983
‎但我決定訂下一些規則後
‎情況就好轉了

268
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,148
‎-規則？
‎-規則

269
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,908
‎-我想你可能會喜歡
‎-我喜歡

270
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,949
‎-我的植物還好嗎？
‎-不知道

271
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,754
‎愛迪生的眼睛會出水
‎所以我把它放在路邊

272
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,658
‎佩姬，謝謝妳的建議

273
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,220
‎嘿，兄弟

274
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,140
‎停電的事很抱歉
‎我做了布朗尼要給你吃

275
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,429
‎我有辦法做，因為電來了

276
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,442
‎-裡面有大麻嗎？
‎-一點點，提味用的

277
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:37,939
‎札希德

278
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,023
‎我們的生活方式有點問題

279
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,186
‎我希望能訂一些規則

280
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,645
‎佩姬跟她爸媽訂了規則，她覺得很好

281
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,657
‎是規則很好，不是她爸媽

282
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,029
‎她現在好像不喜歡他們

283
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,236
‎好主意

284
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,326
‎跟札哥住在一起
‎就像跟熊在洞穴一樣

285
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,502
‎馴服我，山姆

286
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,131
‎好，規則一

287
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,959
‎事情做完才能打勾確認

288
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:03,875
‎確認了

289
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,335
‎這次是真的

290
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,127
‎規則二

291
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,547
‎東西別再買一整箱

292
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,845
‎是啊，我拿到好市多卡
‎就被權力迷惑了

293
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,597
‎規則三，我在家時
‎不能大聲憤怒地打字

294
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,726
‎我會等你出門再發火
‎這樣比較好，就這樣？

295
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,783
‎太好了，還有問題就告訴我

296
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,277
‎新規則

297
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,283
‎晚上8點以後不能吃蘋果

298
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,829
‎兄弟，你在這裡做什麼？

299
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,622
‎我不知道，但我好想念櫥櫃

300
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,167
‎我在那下面很舒服，不占空間

301
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,301
‎聞不到我裡面臭臭的味道

302
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,339
‎新規則

303
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,512
‎不要替無生命的物體配音
‎別移動垃圾桶

304
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,562
‎新規則，任何時間都不准吃蘋果

305
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,769
‎我居然讓妳說服我來這裡

306
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,103
‎會很好玩的

307
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,437
‎或很糟糕，但那也是種樂趣

308
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,693
‎妳們是新來的，歡迎
‎我是艾莉卡，她、她

309
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,606
‎我是凱希加德納

310
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,195
‎剛才那是她的代詞

311
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,162
‎抱歉，我真笨

312
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,280
‎沒關係，很高興妳們來

313
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,617
‎請坐，就當自己家

314
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,504
‎她人很好

315
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,669
‎妳是說她她人很好

316
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,085
‎那個代詞嘛，好吧

317
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:33,014
‎我一年級的時候暗戀一個女生
‎我超興奮的

318
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,433
‎我跟我的閨蜜說

319
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,524
‎但她說我不能那樣

320
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,806
‎我交過男朋友，我以前不知道

321
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,055
‎後來我交了第一任女友

322
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,897
‎感覺一切都更像…

323
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,742
‎我自己了

324
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,565
‎不知道聽起來是否合理

325
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:54,913
‎合理

326
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,407
‎抱歉

327
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,117
‎沒想到我會開口

328
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,003
‎我原本不想來的

329
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,795
‎現在更尷尬了

330
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,971
‎她回來了

331
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,721
‎聚會怎麼樣？

332
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,723
‎很好

333
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,894
‎我發現自己原來跟其他同志很不一樣

334
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,563
‎不過謝謝妳的建議

335
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,766
‎寶貝，怎麼了？

336
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,852
‎沒事

337
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,306
‎我今天過得很好

338
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,443
‎妳那個人還好

339
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,395
‎我那個人？

340
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,660
‎你們有山姆的消息嗎？他不回簡訊

341
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,448
‎我不能說他是妳男友
‎我該怎麼叫他？

342
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,953
‎伊凡，叫他伊凡

343
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,254
‎他好像還在生我的氣
‎我不想多說，但…

344
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,959
‎妳可能會想知道他表現不錯

345
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,839
‎那些箱子我沒別的意思
‎我喜歡留箱子

346
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,048
‎我喜歡堅固的箱子，你們都知道

347
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,419
‎你現在是媒人老爸嗎？

348
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,006
‎他傳簡訊是因為你？

349
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,011
‎我把跟妳講的話告訴他

350
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,143
‎-這樣而已
‎-你一直在講我的事

351
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,140
‎-講我的事幹嘛？
‎-我應該打給他吧？

352
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,063
‎-我不想介入
‎-看來你已經介入了

353
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,653
‎-小孩這禮拜真難搞
‎-可不是嘛

354
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,401
‎老朋友，抱歉嘍

355
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,776
‎（好市多黑鑽卡）

356
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,863
‎別剪我

357
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,367
‎你需要七磅的棉球

358
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,727
‎（親愛的山姆，新規則：規則全取消
‎祝福你，札希德）

359
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,357
‎札希德，你在幹嘛？這是什麼？

360
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,609
‎這是政變

361
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,735
‎你可能注意到我買了一大箱

362
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,492
‎但我們有規則

363
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,624
‎就是這樣，規則太多了，太難應付了

364
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:49,542
‎不對，你才難應付，我的規則很好

365
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,293
‎因為我的規則，你才沒那麼難相處

366
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,046
‎你在開玩笑嗎？你才難相處

367
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,298
‎你一大早就把我叫醒

368
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,761
‎你不洗碗，所以我才讓它們講話

369
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,722
‎由它們來開口比較簡單

370
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:06,473
‎恕我直言
‎你的烏龜聞起來像爛掉的屁股

371
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,274
‎-我以為你喜歡愛迪生
‎-我喜歡，我喜歡那個冷血殺手

372
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,063
‎你不跟我呼麻，我每天4點20分

373
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,277
‎都坐在牠的水箱旁邊大抽特抽

374
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,529
‎牠的指甲在那暖暖的石頭上刮來刮去

375
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,362
‎聽起來其實很療癒！

376
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:27,828
‎等等，你在愛迪生旁邊呼麻？
‎牠的眼睛就是這樣才有水

377
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,751
‎什麼？那不是大麻造成的

378
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,501
‎你的眼睛就正在分泌液體

379
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,132
‎你…

380
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,883
‎-你把垃圾丟在地上
‎-垃圾桶就是應該放在那裡

381
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,514
‎-應該放在水槽下面
‎-沒道理放在那裡

382
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,262
‎這太過分了，一堆規則，垃圾…

383
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,215
‎-我…
‎-我要去坐在浴缸裡

384
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,061
‎好！我也要走了！

385
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,166
‎嘿，這地方不錯

386
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,960
‎-我的寶貝呢？
‎-本人就在這裡啊

387
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,495
‎-山姆？
‎-在這裡

388
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,098
‎山姆，你還好嗎？空氣夠嗎？

389
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,311
‎當然，這裡有窗戶，這又不是潛艇

390
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:35,099
‎但我覺得壓力很大

391
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,517
‎這裡很可愛

392
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,685
‎謝謝

393
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,823
‎-我要看你的抽屜
‎-寶貝，我打給鎖匠

394
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,902
‎-應該隨時會到
‎-好

395
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,618
‎妳說得對

396
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,199
‎我不能自己住

397
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:55,455
‎這主意很爛，現在我還困在浴缸裡

398
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,471
‎我16歲時，我媽去了戒毒所

399
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,009
‎外婆？

400
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,520
‎真的？

401
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:17,104
‎當時不叫戒毒所，沒人那樣說

402
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:21,355
‎大家都說那是“休息一下”

403
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,864
‎我不懂是要休息什麼

404
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,195
‎可能是暫時遠離我

405
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,914
‎我去跟我的阿姨梅狄住

406
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,741
‎她人超級好

407
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,541
‎她非常好心，寶貝，她真的很好心

408
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:40,456
‎但…

409
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,592
‎我還沒準備好要跟媽媽分開

410
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,675
‎我好難過

411
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,973
‎我築起了

412
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,346
‎一道牆

413
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:01,899
‎老實說

414
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:05,492
‎那些箱子是為我自己留的

415
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,912
‎我不善於面對離別

416
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,664
‎但你準備好了

417
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,579
‎你準備好了

418
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:22,745
‎很抱歉，我讓你覺得自己還沒準備好

419
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,836
‎媽，讓開

420
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,092
‎凱希，不要！

421
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,472
‎凱希！不要！

422
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,181
‎住手！我叫妳住手！

423
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,681
‎住手！凱希！

424
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:42,273
‎太好了，鎖匠來了

425
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,975
‎好過癮喔

426
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,357
‎別再嚇人了，凱希

427
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,025
‎-沒事吧？
‎-對，他很好

428
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,986
‎我用斧頭砍掉他的門

429
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,826
‎你們談談吧

430
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,915
‎有人寄來一盒碎牛角麵包

431
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,209
‎對

432
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,546
‎其實還滿好吃的

433
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,302
‎不錯

434
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,545
‎我在跟伊茲交往

435
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,099
‎妳的朋友伊茲？

436
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,780
‎這樣是好還是壞？

437
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,570
‎我哪知道

438
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,494
‎好吧

439
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,365
‎媽媽知道嗎？

440
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,785
‎她可能比我還早知道

441
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,167
‎山姆呢？

442
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:46,916
‎他知道

443
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,626
‎我是最後一個？

444
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,260
‎我不知道該怎麼…

445
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,346
‎沒關係

446
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,691
‎-我怕你會…
‎-怕我會怎樣？

447
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:03,769
‎我不知道

448
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,691
‎對我另眼相待？

449
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,363
‎我不知道

450
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,321
‎我沒有

451
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,108
‎什麼？

452
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:14,491
‎對妳另眼相待

453
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,373
‎妳依然是個大麻煩

454
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,044
‎伊凡知道嗎？

455
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,040
‎知道

456
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:32,298
‎-郵差呢？妳也告訴他了？
‎-好幾個月前

457
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,233
‎門怎麼了？

458
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,561
‎凱希用楓糖漿大師的斧頭砍掉了

459
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:51,067
‎我早該料到的，送你一個東西

460
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:55,860
‎垃圾桶？

461
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,657
‎第二個垃圾桶，一個地方放一個

462
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,124
‎很聰明

463
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,409
‎多一個垃圾桶，多一個方便

464
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:07,665
‎對不起，東西我老是買一整箱

465
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,591
‎而且還對你發脾氣

466
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,630
‎我知道跟我住可能不輕鬆

467
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,255
‎沒關係

468
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,762
‎我一直把你叫醒

469
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:26,727
‎可能是因為，我沒想到獨立生活
‎原來需要這麼“獨立”

470
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,821
‎至少你讓我知道
‎哪些事會讓你覺得煩

471
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:35,109
‎我裝那些聲音
‎是因為我無法應付衝突

472
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,655
‎我讓周圍的東西替我應付

473
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,119
‎我不喜歡那樣

474
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,410
‎訂規則不是壞事

475
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,917
‎但可不可以不要訂一堆
‎各訂三個就好？

476
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,542
‎-聽起來不錯
‎-太好了

477
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,586
‎我先說

478
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:56,051
‎如果我的眼皮沒張開
‎請讓我保持睡眠狀態

479
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,512
‎-都要押韻嗎？
‎-沒有特別規定

480
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,351
‎好

481
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,894
‎-盡量避免大聲吃蘋果
‎-知道了

482
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:08,063
‎一天之內不洗碗，碗盤就會開始講話

483
00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:08,984
‎好

484
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,981
‎好市多的東西
‎要先經過雙方同意才能買

485
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,066
‎合理

486
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,201
‎好，最後一個，一起講？

487
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:20,124
‎-不會聽不清楚嗎？
‎-試試看啊

488
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,992
‎一、二…

489
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,753
‎不准在愛迪生旁邊呼麻

490
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,619
‎-嘿，一樣！
‎-那也是你的規則？

491
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,707
‎當然！我不想讓那個小傢伙受苦

492
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,422
‎等牠18歲再試試吧

493
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,915
‎這可能行得通

494
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,546
‎我也這麼想，室友
‎要吃大麻布朗尼嗎？

495
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,684
‎不要

496
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,600
‎-來跳舞？
‎-不要

497
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,769
‎安靜坐著，默默享受彼此的陪伴？

498
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:47,349
‎好

499
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:54,862
‎感覺不錯

500
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,188
‎對啊

501
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,270
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