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‎我花了很多時間
‎思考企鵝獨特的體形

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‎嘴巴、翅膀、楔形尾巴

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‎但企鵝最有趣的部位可能是眼睛

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‎山姆，我們首次一起過夜，太特別了

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‎我睡得很好，這是好兆頭

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‎誰知道，也許我們很快就同居了

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‎企鵝跟其他動物不一樣
‎企鵝的眼睛會改變形狀

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‎在陸地上，企鵝的眼睛比較扁
‎像人一樣

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‎在水裡，企鵝的眼睛比較圓
‎像魚一樣

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‎所以不管企鵝去到哪裡
‎都能看得一清二楚

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‎好消息，老兄，我們的地址沒問題

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‎你們兩個一起過夜嗎？

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‎對

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‎但我要走了

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‎我想早點去上班，我昨天搞砸了

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‎怎麼了？不小心扮成其他蔬果？

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‎扮成紅蘿蔔？

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‎我穿馬鈴薯裝，餘光視線不好

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‎沒看就拿了半脂奶油

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‎結果在客人的咖啡裡加了培根油

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‎培根油怎麼會在半脂奶油旁邊？

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‎我蟬聯兩週銷售王

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‎我是箭靶

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‎-佩姬，再見
‎-再見

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‎凱希寄的

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‎我從來沒有自己的信箱

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‎除了小二那次的情人節

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‎不過美國郵政並沒有核准

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‎“表揚你的庸庸碌碌”

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‎山姆，好歹是獎狀，貼在冰箱上吧

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‎這是丹頓大學寄的

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‎上面說我可能會被留校察看

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‎因為我沒考倫理學期中考

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‎他們沒說你被留校察看了

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‎只是說你可能會被留校察看

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‎差別很大

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‎-沒什麼大不了
‎-是嗎？

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‎一點也不嚴重

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‎這超級嚴重

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‎我也覺得是

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‎我叔叔以前被留校察看

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‎現在入獄了

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‎你不在時企鵝能給我嗎？

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‎不行

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‎這可能是大事

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‎也可能是機會

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‎我是讀商的，在我眼中
‎沒有“不行”，只有“發揮創意”

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‎什麼？

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‎他們說你被踢出去了，你就說

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‎“我要把自己拴在
‎亞齊保丹頓的雕像上”

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‎-這點子好爛
‎-對，別這樣

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‎有時我希望自己有企鵝的眼睛

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‎這樣不管我在哪裡，都能一目了然

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎好，我要掛了
‎我還得準備三角學考試

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‎好，明天見

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‎-等一下
‎-幹嘛？

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‎我聽到潘妮洛普的事，我忘了講

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‎快告訴我

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‎（《三角法一》）

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‎不

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‎那天我得知克雷頓高中的事

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‎我好興奮

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‎我騎腳踏車去伊凡家

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‎然後，對

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‎我看到他們在停車場

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‎接吻

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‎那…

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‎真遺憾

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‎看來我不會騎腳踏車是好事

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‎否則可能會騎腳踏車
‎碰到我媽在做各種爛事

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‎等一下

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‎妳不會騎腳踏車？

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‎這可不行

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‎什麼意思？

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‎別耍心機了

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‎加油

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‎-握好把手
‎-我有啊

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‎-踩踏板
‎-我在努力了

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‎-妳騎得好爛
‎-我還在學！

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‎喂，要看前面

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‎妳還好嗎？

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‎不好，這點子很爛

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‎我幹嘛要學騎腳踏車？我笨手笨腳的

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‎笨手笨腳的可憐蟲

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‎再試一次？

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‎天啊，妳會了！

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‎天啊，我會了！

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‎（凌晨4點30分）

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‎企鵝的眼睛
‎最酷的地方其實可能是眼皮

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‎企鵝的眼皮有三層，第三層是透明的

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‎這表示，企鵝眨眼的時候也看得見

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‎妳絕對猜不到我今天要做什麼

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‎上尊巴課

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‎自閉症患者支援小組剛開了課

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‎老師是超健美的自閉症患者

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‎據說她很嚴格

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‎其實我有點怕

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‎寶貝

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‎我沒事

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‎妳在睡覺

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‎我沒有

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‎怎麼了？

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‎她怎麼在睡覺？

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‎我沒事

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‎你們要做什麼？

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‎你們要幹嘛？走開

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‎寶貝，我們知道妳事情很多
‎可能很難應付

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‎-對
‎-有需要可以找我們

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‎我不喜歡你們口徑一致，太詭異了

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‎早點習慣吧

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‎別忘了，我以前是運動員

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‎如果妳想額外訓練，告訴我一聲

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‎你以前是運動員

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‎我很會嘮叨，可以讓人照表操課

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‎好噁，我得走了，謝謝你們的建言

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‎愛你們，再見

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‎賈德教授？

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‎我收到可怕的信

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‎請問要怎麼避免留校察看

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‎你可以回到過去，參加我的期中考

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‎左邊的眉毛

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‎那是不可能的事

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‎有沒有實際的方法？

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‎為什麼？

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‎這為什麼重要？

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‎你大學畢業後有什麼計畫？

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‎大學畢業後？

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‎我不知道

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‎我沒想過我能走到這一步

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‎好吧

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‎最近發生一連串不幸的事

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‎我在最關鍵的時間點
‎失去了研究助理

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‎我知道精神崩潰無法預知

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‎真希望她不是挑現在

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‎好

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‎如果你能在限期前
‎幫我把研究計畫弄好

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‎我就給你分數，不讓你被留校察看

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‎好吧

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‎我以前不擅長趕作業
‎現在還算馬馬虎虎

141
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‎很驚人的自我宣傳

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‎我的工作是研究精通技巧

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‎我們訓練學生，讓他們事業有成

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‎但誰來訓練學生追隨心意？

145
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‎要如何精通一門學問？

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‎有先天的條件嗎？有熱情的因素嗎？

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‎這是問卷

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‎你去訪問50個人，好嗎？

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‎唸過大學，或正在唸大學的都行

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‎50個？

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‎超過沒關係

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎那是什麼？

154
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‎這是我的酸麵種

155
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‎連續值兩班，我得檢查一下

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‎-你知道今天是什麼日子嗎？
‎-好臭

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‎再兩個禮拜我就退休了

158
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‎到時你是在幫穿溜冰鞋的笨蛋縫針

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‎我是在跟唐娜喝瑪格麗特

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‎可以蓋起來嗎？很臭

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‎別嫉妒

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‎我沒有

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‎我不知道我退休要幹嘛

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‎我連度假都沒辦法

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‎你知道我有54天的假嗎？
‎我不知道該怎麼用

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‎我要去旅行

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‎看看小孩

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‎如果太無聊，查克的麵包皮就開張了

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‎-查克的什麼？
‎-我的麵包公司

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‎那是我的新搭檔

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‎比我之前的搭檔好看多了

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‎對了，這個給你

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‎要來喔

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‎（查克要退休了！一起慶祝）

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‎你能哭，沒關係

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‎-送我好東西
‎-會的

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‎天啊

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‎好酸痛，太難了，我幾乎不能走路

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‎妳怎麼沒流汗？

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‎關鍵在這裡

181
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‎集中精神就不會流汗

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‎只要重複這個口號“我渴望不流汗”

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‎-這有幫助
‎-梅根

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‎嗨，哇，妳好

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‎嗨

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‎妳從頭到腳都好完美

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‎謝謝

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‎安柏在學小提琴，我來接她

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‎我剛去參加晚宴

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‎開玩笑的，我剛才在運動

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‎所以看起來才會…

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‎很高興看到妳

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‎好

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‎那女人的能量好驚人

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‎她鐵定不會流汗

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‎好，別說了

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‎你覺得自己精通什麼？

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‎加熱剩菜

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‎預防蛀牙

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‎幫助年輕的自閉症患者

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‎擁抱

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00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,328
‎你不能訪問我啦

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‎妳認為大學提高了妳的熱忱嗎？

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‎我知道我應該回答是

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‎當然了，大學讓我
‎更熱愛這個領域，但…

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‎這聽起來很俗氣

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00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:25,484
‎半藏出生時，我看著他的眼睛，我…

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‎我更了解什麼才重要

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‎現在我很專注在研究上

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‎的確很俗氣

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‎上大學是浪費時間嗎？

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‎當然不是

213
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,988
‎不是，我喜歡大學

214
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,159
‎那是我這輩子最痛苦的時候

215
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,869
‎當然了，現在也不怎麼樣

216
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,003
‎如果你能回到過去，告訴自己一件事

217
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,081
‎你會說什麼？

218
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,825
‎別忽視臼齒

219
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,668
‎別顧慮太多

220
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,550
‎我要偷走妳的翹臀

221
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,104
‎抱歉我錯過了訪談

222
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,729
‎我可能會被開除

223
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,436
‎我今天去上班

224
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,691
‎準備把培根油的糗事拋在腦後

225
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:18,364
‎但我老闆萊爾說明天想跟我談一下

226
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,486
‎你也知道那是什麼意思

227
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,623
‎這顆馬鈴薯慘了

228
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,000
‎真遺憾

229
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,788
‎至少妳知道妳想做什麼

230
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,002
‎我只知道我不會做什麼

231
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,748
‎訪問別人

232
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,344
‎問卷調查很難？

233
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,209
‎對，我要問這些人問題

234
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,217
‎還要在乎他們說的話，太恐怖了

235
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,514
‎我就開始思考

236
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,721
‎我精通什麼？

237
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,224
‎答案是什麼都沒有

238
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,846
‎這樣說不對

239
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,932
‎舉例來說，你很會畫畫

240
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,603
‎你在畫什麼？

241
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,225
‎我們

242
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,276
‎真可愛

243
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,399
‎我們最近感情大躍進，過夜很順利

244
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,028
‎我不在的時候，你會畫我

245
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,409
‎那是我？

246
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,536
‎-我是馬鈴薯？
‎-對

247
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,290
‎山姆，我不總是這樣，我有其他衣服

248
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,666
‎蝴蝶結是我的招牌

249
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,803
‎我怎麼會發亮？

250
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,051
‎那是油漬

251
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,853
‎頭上的線代表發臭？

252
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,939
‎（伊茲）

253
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,071
‎喂，妳好

254
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,425
‎（不及格）

255
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,596
‎這不行

256
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,984
‎格蘭諾拉麥片棒？我免費拿的

257
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,193
‎不用，謝謝

258
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,725
‎妳可能不記得我了

259
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,397
‎我通常不現身，在幕後當大人物

260
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,486
‎我記得

261
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,491
‎妳不記得的，沒關係

262
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,778
‎但招生時我幫妳講過話

263
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,870
‎我看到妳的潛力

264
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,913
‎熱情洋溢，活力四射

265
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,754
‎我看到年輕的我

266
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,497
‎但現在我很擔心

267
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,964
‎-別擔心，我很好
‎-不

268
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,384
‎-妳不太好
‎-好吧

269
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,592
‎學生有問題我才找他們

270
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,010
‎聽過“請大咖幫忙”嗎？

271
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:45,972
‎聽過

272
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,181
‎我就是大咖

273
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,432
‎我了解

274
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,220
‎我也領過本校的獎學金

275
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:56,266
‎首席長笛，1991年到1994年

276
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,364
‎我是神童

277
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,943
‎但我知道本校不好讀

278
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,235
‎這是世上最好的地方，但可能不好讀

279
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,025
‎-世上最好的地方？
‎-當然

280
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,827
‎妳三角學不及格

281
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,327
‎一科不及格，就不能跑步

282
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,541
‎不能跑步，就沒獎學金

283
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,502
‎是跑步耽誤了課業

284
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,132
‎我知道，真不幸

285
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,247
‎但我說服妳的三角學老師讓妳重考

286
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,974
‎妳要通過

287
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:28,641
‎好

288
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,178
‎加德納小姐？

289
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,176
‎聽過克萊兒烘焙屋嗎？

290
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,015
‎聽過

291
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,149
‎如果妳考試及格

292
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:42,269
‎我就送妳克萊兒烘焙屋的
‎鬆軟大布朗尼

293
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,356
‎好

294
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:55,790
‎這不是50份

295
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,042
‎不是，是五份

296
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,503
‎我叫你做50份

297
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:03,553
‎我知道，但我寫字太慢
‎記不下每個字

298
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,299
‎我覺得遺漏了什麼

299
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,761
‎然後就開始擔心漏掉了什麼
‎結果就漏掉了一些

300
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,642
‎我也不愛做問卷

301
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,639
‎所以都叫助理做

302
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,971
‎這樣吧

303
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,687
‎你可以整理其他問卷的資料

304
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,848
‎這我可以

305
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,563
‎太好了，禮拜一前弄完

306
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,363
‎哪一箱？

307
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,361
‎全部

308
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,284
‎最後一箱了

309
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,992
‎幸好山姆有自己的搬運團隊

310
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,576
‎工頭也很可愛

311
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,039
‎怎麼把東西搬來這裡？

312
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,003
‎爸覺得我那邊塞不下

313
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,633
‎他說我的房間能當圖書館

314
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,211
‎爸，搬上來吧

315
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:46,801
‎好的，謝謝

316
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,926
‎你覺得他那邊塞不下？

317
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,469
‎我覺得可以，但我有點想念這孩子

318
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,564
‎太好了

319
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,805
‎我上完尊巴課，現在還是很酸

320
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,732
‎還沒好？

321
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,726
‎天啊，你絕對猜不到我遇到誰

322
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,813
‎誰？

323
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:04,727
‎梅根

324
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,906
‎她看起來不錯，很好，看起來很漂亮

325
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,370
‎我忘了給妳

326
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,500
‎查克退休派對的邀請函

327
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,871
‎真有趣

328
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,460
‎我打給唐娜，看要帶什麼

329
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,883
‎她會說不必，但我們還是會帶東西

330
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,803
‎-好
‎-一棵搖錢樹吧

331
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,604
‎把過氧化物給我

332
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,643
‎艾莎遇到了梅根

333
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,150
‎是嗎？她殺了梅根？

334
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:44,809
‎沒有

335
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,647
‎如果有女人親我，唐娜會殺了她

336
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,490
‎你沒告訴她？

337
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,357
‎為什麼要講？

338
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,832
‎事情一發生，我就跑回家了

339
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,914
‎我們和好了，沒事了

340
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,706
‎所以你是英雄

341
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,830
‎沒有，我沒這麼說

342
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,665
‎也許我…

343
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,303
‎我們現在處得很好，我不想…

344
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,550
‎說實話？

345
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,973
‎對婚姻有信任的基礎？

346
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,596
‎你應該告訴她

347
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,018
‎不行

348
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,402
‎我退休後，會想念你不接受我的建議

349
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,857
‎萊爾，在你開口前

350
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,574
‎我要為培根油的事情道歉

351
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,315
‎別擔心，客人說很好喝

352
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,617
‎-我們想加進菜單
‎-好吧

353
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,702
‎你要跟我談什麼？

354
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,292
‎佩姬，我們想升妳當經理

355
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,551
‎-什麼？
‎-我們覺得妳有能力

356
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,918
‎妳很努力、聰明、活潑

357
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,335
‎精明能幹

358
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,222
‎謝謝

359
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,761
‎但在我們投資妳
‎並分享索爾酸奶油的祕密前

360
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,894
‎必須簽三年的合約

361
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,814
‎想清楚再接受

362
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,642
‎三年，哇

363
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,399
‎如果我是經理

364
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,568
‎還要穿馬鈴薯裝嗎？

365
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,410
‎經理不穿馬鈴薯裝

366
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,163
‎你不住這裡了

367
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,496
‎對，這裡變成我的圖書館

368
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,172
‎但我整晚都要工作，別煩我

369
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,921
‎放心，我也是
‎如果我能保持清醒的話

370
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,844
‎我要重考，但眼睛睜不開

371
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,342
‎如果我不及格，他們會殺了我

372
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,386
‎不會的

373
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,308
‎他們會叫我坐冷板凳，那更慘

374
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,888
‎-不會
‎-很高興看到你來

375
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,980
‎等一下，教授

376
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,691
‎是研究助理

377
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,231
‎房間裡不能吃餅乾

378
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,646
‎我上禮拜在裡面發現一大排螞蟻

379
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,906
‎我得用吸塵器清掉

380
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,698
‎我還是覺得內疚

381
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,782
‎來

382
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,037
‎想吃餅乾的話，用這個裝

383
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,330
‎這個？妳在開玩笑嗎？

384
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,626
‎這只能裝四塊

385
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,878
‎我整晚要走來走去

386
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,050
‎什麼都做不好，這間圖書館好爛

387
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,760
‎我還聽得到螞蟻在尖叫

388
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:18,881
‎哪有可能

389
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,387
‎談個條件如何？

390
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,299
‎我送餅乾去給你

391
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,767
‎你讓我保持清醒讀書

392
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,058
‎怎麼做？

393
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:30,811
‎她開始睡著的時候
‎你可以輕輕撫摸她的頭髮

394
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,766
‎好噁

395
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,185
‎用這個噴我

396
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,703
‎妳會整晚送餅乾給我？

397
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,409
‎-對
‎-成交

398
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,663
‎瞧瞧我們，一家團圓了

399
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,584
‎嘿！凱希

400
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,443
‎可惡

401
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,268
‎謝謝

402
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,364
‎這個好討厭

403
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,316
‎那是什麼研究？

404
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,740
‎主題是精通

405
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,287
‎例如專長嗎？

406
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,750
‎還有你愛的東西

407
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,580
‎例如，我的教授精通無聊的倫理學

408
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,207
‎茱莉亞精通自閉症研究

409
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,587
‎我精通當個酷妹

410
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,132
‎不，妳精通跑步

411
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,548
‎這我不曉得

412
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,301
‎現在我精通

413
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,056
‎什麼都做得不夠好

414
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,223
‎你精通什麼？

415
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,521
‎我要是知道，早就自己填問卷

416
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,152
‎交六份給她，不是五份了

417
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,612
‎企鵝

418
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,610
‎企鵝

419
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,281
‎我確實知道很多企鵝的趣事

420
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,361
‎我跟妳說過企鵝的眼皮嗎？

421
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:04,994
‎我寧願看三角學

422
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,503
‎（B+）

423
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,639
‎好吧，你們贏了

424
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,722
‎你們能幫我

425
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:33,976
‎但不能太討厭
‎太霸道、太溫馨、太白痴

426
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,270
‎-沒問題
‎-我不能保證

427
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,186
‎天啊

428
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,202
‎看來我終於找到
‎跟我一樣挑剔細節的人了

429
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,204
‎山姆，你有學業顧問嗎？

430
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,951
‎我不知道那是什麼

431
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,328
‎一位能帶你走過

432
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:58,335
‎大學崎嶇旅途的老師

433
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,088
‎那聽起來很有幫助

434
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,552
‎那麼

435
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,384
‎你有一位了

436
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,547
‎我啦

437
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,507
‎好

438
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,096
‎所以我不用留校察看？

439
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,680
‎沒錯

440
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,694
‎恭喜

441
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,810
‎去跟你愛的人慶祝吧

442
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:30,164
‎嘿，山姆

443
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,834
‎嗨，提姆訓練師

444
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,543
‎想見她嗎？

445
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,628
‎關門後到大廳找我

446
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,046
‎嗨，梅根

447
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,596
‎又遇到妳了

448
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,353
‎我只是來捐書

449
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,194
‎妳來等安柏上完小提琴課？

450
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,100
‎對

451
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,734
‎上次見面，我看起來很糟糕

452
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,032
‎現在妳看得到，我也能很正常

453
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,070
‎甚至超亮眼

454
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:14,494
‎我跟道格今晚要
‎參加退休派對，所以…

455
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:18,787
‎安柏的小提琴課要結束了

456
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,214
‎我愛小提琴

457
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,382
‎好美的樂器

458
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,631
‎凱希本來要學，但後來沒學

459
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,644
‎所以我報名了小提琴課

460
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,853
‎不知道為什麼，在她面前我好緊張

461
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,563
‎現在我每週都會看到她

462
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,233
‎因為我跟安柏的上課時間
‎剛好一前一後

463
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,071
‎你知道哪裡有賣小提琴嗎？

464
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,276
‎我跟梅根在紐約親過嘴

465
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,027
‎加德納夫婦！

466
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,243
‎嘿！進來吧

467
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,771
‎原來企鵝的眼睛不只是生物奇蹟

468
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,391
‎也很神奇

469
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:31,204
‎茱莉亞說她看著半藏的眼睛
‎有很多感觸，我原本覺得很蠢

470
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,485
‎其實也沒那麼蠢

471
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,122
‎因為我看著矮矮的時候…

472
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,915
‎我突然知道該怎麼做

473
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,761
‎你的教授叫你去跟你愛的人慶祝

474
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,932
‎結果你跑去看矮矮？

475
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,353
‎對，但那不是重點

476
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:03,482
‎重點是，我知道再來要做什麼了

477
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,562
‎我要暫時休學

478
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,363
‎什麼？

479
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,940
‎山姆，你才剛把學業弄好而已

480
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:11,947
‎對

481
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,106
‎我必須這樣

482
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,784
‎因為我要去南極洲

483
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,470
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