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[Sam] When I was younger, I loved boats,

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flashlights, bugs, kid stuff.

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Oh, and my dad called me Little Dude.

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Then he left. I don't know why.

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That afternoon, my mom
put on nature shows for me and my sister.

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Later, I drew him, Little Dude.

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He liked penguins too.

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My dad came back,
but Little Dude never left,

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and I read, and learned,
and thought about Antarctica.

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Now I wanna go.

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I never thought I could, but I adapted.

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[phone buzzes]

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Hello?

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Oh, okay.

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Thank you.

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[sighs]

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-There you are. I've been waiting.
-I see that.

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I heard from the doctor,
and I'm in fair health.

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I heard from them too.

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So the only thing I have left to do
is train Edison's caretaker, aka you.

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You ready?

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First, the bath routine.

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Use a shallow bowl
and only fill it up to his plastron.

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His plastron. Got it.
What's the grapefruit for?

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This is Edison until I'm confident
you can handle the real one.

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[Zahid] Good thinking.

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But later, 'kay?
I promised Jay and Padma I'd go over.

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Jay got a new meat smoker

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and has eight different animals
he wants me to try.

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But don't worry. No turtles.

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[Sam] Gross.

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Okay, but don't forget

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we have the meet and greet
with Edison's vet tomorrow.

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How could I forget? You left four notes
on the bathroom mirror.

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It's something my mom does a lot.
I find it very effective.

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-Oh, watch out!
-Oh!

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-Oops.
-You stepped on Edison!

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I'm sorry, Sammy.

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[sniffs]

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Smells nice though.

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Later, homie.

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

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[adventurous music playing]

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In 1912, explorer Titus Oates

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told Robert Falcon Scott
he was going outside for a little walk.

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-[Casey grunts]
-[Sam] He was never seen again.

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-[Doug] Forty-eight…
-[grunts]

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-…forty-nine…
-[grunts]

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-…and fifty.
-[grunts]

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-All right.
-[grunts, pants]

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Come on, you got ten more in you?

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[panting]

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No, I do not.

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You sure?

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[Sam] In 1982,

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three British scientists
left Faraday Station

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for a day hike
across the sea ice to a nearby island,

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but a storm blew through
and broke up the ice.

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They never made it back.

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How about another mile?

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No, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope.

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Come on.

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[snores]

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Well, at least you hung in there
longer than your girlfriend.

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Where is my girlfriend?

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Now you got energy?

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[Sam] Doctors say taking a walk is one
of the healthiest things you can do,

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but in Antarctica that is not the case.

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-Thank you.
-[Sam] A simple walk can kill you.

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Your mom made six pies.

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I couldn't sleep, so I baked.
Pies for my sweetie pies.

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-How was training?
-[Casey] It was hell. Thanks for asking.

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Yeah, well, I'm thinking Thursday
we're gonna drive up to Bear Mountain.

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It's about a six-mile loop.
It's really pretty up there.

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Great. I'll die in nature.

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[Doug] Uh, I'm getting changed.

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So, what are you two lazy butts
talking about?

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Gosh. What were we two lazy butts
talking about?

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I'm trying to convince your mom to come

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to the Parents Association meeting
this week.

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-Hmm.
-The GSA got the dress code on the agenda.

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Well, she's not really the PTA type.

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Ha ha.

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So you're not giving up
on this dress code issue, huh?

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No, I can't.

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I mean, it's not about clothes.
It's about identity.

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I mean, who are we to tell someone
what gender expression works for them?

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That's not my choice
to make for someone else,

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and it certainly isn't
the school's choice.

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Then I will be there,
and I shall bring pie.

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What have you done
to my beautiful baby's hands?

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[knocking on door]

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There's someone at the door.

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You should get that,
as the lady of the house.

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Ow.

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-[chuckles]
-[whispers] Oh my God.

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I was in the neighborhood
at that shoe store.

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You know the one that's all wood heels,
but they're cute?

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Oh, is that you?

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Oh, I like your highlights
so much better now.

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Hi. I'm Elsa.

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Sasha. I'm the mom. Izzie's mom.

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Okay, bye. Thank you.

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-Casey, there you are, you gorgeous thing.
-[chuckles]

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My first real boyfriend
lived in a Craftsman house.

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James.

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He died.

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Big drinker.

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Is this house haunted?

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His was.

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-They often are.
-Oh.

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Would--
Would you like a drink or something?

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No, we're good.

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This one has ants in her pants. [chuckles]

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Okay, nice to meet you.

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You should check out that shoe store.
I could see you in clogs.

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[door closes]

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She's fun, right?

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Yeah, I like her.

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I do not like her.

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Everything's about her,

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and everything she says
is subtly sort of mean.

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Like, it seems benign,
but after, you feel bad.

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Mm. Sounds like your mother.

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Yes. She reminds me of my mother.

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Oh. Poor Izzie.

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I just wanna pack her up and move her in.

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No, well, don't do that.

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No, I won't.

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Why not?

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-I don't know.
-Doug?

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I-- I don't like her.

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Izzie? Why? She's a darling.

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It's constant drama with her.

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She always has Casey upset,
or worried, or running off somewhere.

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She doesn't need all that.

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And if she wants a scholarship,
she has to stay focused.

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There's more to life than sports.

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I know.

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You sure this isn't about
your daughter dating a girl?

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No, I don't care that she's dating a girl.

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I just don't like that girl.

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[Sam] So many people went missing
in Antarctica, they made a new rule.

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Anytime you go anywhere,
you have to fill out a form,

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so they know if you don't show up.

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[duck quacking]

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[quacks]

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Quiet, duck.

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Edison Gardner?

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Unfortunately,
not all parties are yet present.

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[Sam] You missed our appointment.

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And Edison's time slot
was given to a duck.

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A duck.

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Why would anyone want a pet
that randomly makes noise?

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I'm really sorry, man. I totally forgot.

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Luckily, I was able to reschedule
for Thursday at 4:00.

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Ooh, I can't do Thursday at 4:00.
I have an appointment at Oakes County.

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In fact, I'm not sure
I can be Edison's guardian.

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What?

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[echoing]
I'm not sure I can be Edison's guardian.

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-I heard from the doctor too.
-[echoing] I'm not sure I can be…

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They're gonna do some follow-ups…

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[echoing] …be Edison's guardian.
…Edison's guardian.

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-I’m actually pretty nervous.
-I'm not sure I can be Edison's guardian.

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What do you mean
you can't be Edison's guardian?

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That's what you're worried
about right now?

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That's a big thing to be worried about.

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You know, usually I can forgive
how completely selfish you can be,

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but sometimes, it's just-- It's just--

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It's just too much!

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[Beth] Well, today was horrible.

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In addition to the daily pain
of your betrayal, Dewey ran away.

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I guess everyone I love leaves me.

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So I decided to bake something cheerful.

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Behold, homemade angel food cake

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topped with strawberries
and buttercream frosting.

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And it's still warm,

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just like my lawn mower.

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-[lawn mower starts]
-Oh, Beth.

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[Beth screams]

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[grunts]

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[screaming]

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[screaming continues]

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You will not believe this.

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I got an A on my physics take-home test.

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Oh wow.

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Which is awesome and strange.

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Then after class, Mr. Ryan
asked me all these questions

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about where I took the test
and whether I was supervised by anyone.

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And then he mentioned
the Clayton moral code,

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and I realized this guy thinks I cheated.
I was so pissed.

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I mean, I may suck at physics,
but I'm not a cheater.

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[Casey] Oh no.

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What did you tell him?

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I told him that was
a completely inappropriate accusation

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and that he should feel ashamed
of himself, and then I stomped out.

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I mean, he's lucky I didn't smash
his little model catapult.

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I did it.

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What?

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I looked at the test you gave me,
and I changed a couple answers.

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I'm so sorry.

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I just-- You missed a couple,
and so I filled them out,

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and then I kept going.

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[scoffs]

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Do you feel bad for me?

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00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,727
-Do you think I'm dumb?
-No. Not at all.

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00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:12,493
You said it was your worst subject.
So I was just trying to be supportive.

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I'll go talk to him.
I'll tell him it was all me.

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He can't prove anything.
That's why he wants me to admit it.

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Just-- Just drop it.

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I'm sorry.

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00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,841
Are you mad?

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00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,011
No.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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I gotta get to class.

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["Sha Sha Sha" by Fontaines D.C. playing]

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Dad, will you take care of Edison
while I'm in Antarctica,

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and also for forever
if I freeze and die while I'm there?

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The turtle?

222
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,584
I don't know about that.
Maybe ask your mother.

223
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,872
♪ You're so real ♪

224
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,334
♪ I'm a show reel ♪

225
00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,634
♪ You work for money
And the rest you steal… ♪

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00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:12,128
I would l love to. Okay, let's see. Um…

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Breakfast at 8:00, lunch at noon,

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at 2:00, we'll do a walk
around the neighborhood,

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and a tortoise treat at 3:00.

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00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,810
Never mind.

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00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:25,179
Edison is an introvert.
Your constant presence will annoy him.

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I'll do it.

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00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,685
One quick question.
Does Edison's terrarium have a lock on it?

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'Cause one day Bobcat
ate all the fish right out of the tank.

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I was powerless to stop it.
He's really strong.

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-Does he require daily care?
-Yes.

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-Cleaning?
-Yes.

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-Love?
-Yes.

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Not my jam.

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I don't know what to do.
Everyone is terrible.

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I got to admit,
I didn't think you'd actually do this.

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00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,061
I told you I would,
and I do what I say, unlike Zahid.

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00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,404
This is horrible. I'm stopping.

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[panting]

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00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,483
[Casey] Are you serious?

246
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,687
How far did we go?

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Like, one one-millionth of a mile.

248
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Ugh! [pants]

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[panting]

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00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,078
Izzie and I are fighting right now too.

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00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,919
She's mad at me,
even though I was just trying to help her.

252
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,089
Yeah, you do that sometimes.

253
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:36,876
Do what?

254
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,262
Try to help too much, like Mom.

255
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,683
When I'm mad at you, it's usually because
you're trying to help too much,

256
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,893
or because you hit me in the head.
Did you hit Izzie in the head?

257
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:47,854
No.

258
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,442
Hey.

259
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,266
I don't help too much, do I?

260
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,355
I usually like it, but not always.

261
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,660
Okay, I'm gonna keep running.

262
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,621
-I'm gonna keep sitting.
-All right.

263
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,535
You are never gonna guess what happened.

264
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,628
Okay.

265
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,882
Remember my money tree
you heartlessly left on the curb

266
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,594
because you thought it was making
Edison sick, even though it wasn't?

267
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,835
Yes.

268
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,847
Well, I made some calls,
specifically to the city, Sanitation,

269
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,771
sweet-talked Lydia, who works over there,

270
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,729
to find out the name
of your garbage-truck driver. It's Kenny.

271
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,361
And I brought Kenny some sugar cookies
and asked if he remembered a money tree.

272
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,319
Well, turns out Kenny
is a bit of a plant lover too,

273
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,700
and he left it in a vacant lot
because he felt bad throwing it out.

274
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,699
Voilà!

275
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,742
You did all that for a plant?

276
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,736
Oh.

277
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,580
I just wanted to make sure it was okay.

278
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,918
What are you doing right now?

279
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,220
I just wanna say
that I am honored to be Edison's guardian

280
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,548
and thrilled to meet you.

281
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:06,553
I recently became a pet owner myself,
to a beautiful baby girl pig.

282
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:10,217
And before you ask, she is licensed.
I picked it up myself at City Hall.

283
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,097
It's across the street from where I work.
I'm actually the manager

284
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,975
at a tuber-themed
chain restaurant, and I--

285
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,073
Well, it's always a good idea
to be prepared

286
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,438
for any surprise medical issues.

287
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,566
Sam is an excellent pet owner.

288
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,413
I wish they were all like him.

289
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:28,078
He pays very close attention to detail.

290
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,489
Yeah, he does. But as…

291
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,618
[Zahid] In fact, I'm not sure
I can be Edison's guardian.

292
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,206
I'm not sure I can be Edison's guardian.

293
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,841
I heard from the doctor too,

294
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,470
and, um, they're gonna do a follow-up
to check on a few things,

295
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,219
but, uh, something looked off.

296
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,599
I’m actually kind of nervous.

297
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,179
-What?
-[Zahid, echoing] Nervous.

298
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,144
What's wrong? Is that rude duck here?

299
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,230
I need to go.

300
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,439
You ready to go to Bear Mountain?
The weather's perfect today.

301
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,236
Oh, I can't. I'm doing something.

302
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,160
-What is that, art?
-Mm-hmm.

303
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,411
-Is this homework?
-No, I'm making something for Izzie.

304
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,412
I messed up. She's mad at me.

305
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,414
Hmm.

306
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,332
Seems like she gets mad a lot, huh?

307
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,455
What?

308
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:22,002
Look, if you want this, you have to work.

309
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:25,167
There's no time to make pretty flowers
for your girlfriend.

310
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,587
You can't take days off.

311
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,885
Yes, I can.

312
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,718
No, you can't.
Not if you want UCLA to happen, you can't.

313
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,514
-Okay, great. Thanks.
-I'm just saying--

314
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,928
Maybe you should think more about yourself
and less about me.

315
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,517
What is that supposed to mean?

316
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,312
It means I'm sorry your friend died,
but you're pushing me too hard.

317
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,857
That's messed up, okay?
What kind of thing is that to say?

318
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,823
-Just leave me alone!
-Yeah, I'll just leave you alone.

319
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,624
Okay, you just remember, though,
you're the one who asked me for help.

320
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,278
Well, I'm un-asking!

321
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:19,852
[phone chimes]

322
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,236
[phone chimes]

323
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,795
My mom kicked me out.

324
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,720
Or I ran away. I'm not sure.

325
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,769
It was so stupid.

326
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,019
She told me I had to babysit tonight.

327
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,480
And she knew about the PA meeting.

328
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,864
She just doesn't seem to care.

329
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,070
Honey, I'm sorry.

330
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:13,235
Some people are just limited.

331
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,873
She laughed about the GSA.

332
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,911
She thinks me dating girls
is just a phase.

333
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,334
She has no interest in who I am.

334
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,797
Well, she is missing out,

335
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,006
because you are wonderful.

336
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,506
Do you mind not telling Casey about this?

337
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,467
I mean, I'll tell her at some point.

338
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,483
I don't know. I just feel like sometimes
she doesn't totally get it.

339
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,938
Tell her when you're ready.

340
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:51,277
Now, the Gardner bus
is leaving in one minute.

341
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,660
Next up, Pumpkin Pie Junction. Woo-woo!

342
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,122
Sorry, I'm a big dork.

343
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,119
I like it. [laughs]

344
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,591
Sam? What are you doing here?

345
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:15,093
I was being a good pet owner,
but not a good friend.

346
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,434
I didn't pay attention to your details.

347
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,484
It's okay, Sam.
I didn't tell you what was going on.

348
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:28,268
The doctor called
and said I have markers in my blood.

349
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,824
An enzyme or something.

350
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,238
And, uh, it might…

351
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,065
it might be cancer.

352
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,237
What?

353
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,905
That's why I got so angry with you.
I was just really scared.

354
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,905
You're scared you're gonna die?

355
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,344
Well, I should get going, you know?

356
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,132
If I'm gonna be a sad boy,

357
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,676
I'd prefer to be in the arms
of a buxom, middle-aged nurse.

358
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,678
What are you doing?

359
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,393
I'm coming with you.

360
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,781
[Sam] Even though it's still dangerous
to take a walk in Antarctica,

361
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,121
thanks to the new protocol, there's
always someone looking out for you.

362
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,657
[Izzie] Hi.

363
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,662
[Casey] Hi.

364
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,497
I'm sorry.

365
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,462
I know. And maybe I overreacted,

366
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:31,884
but--

367
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,049
[sighs] I don't know how to explain this.

368
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,625
Our lives are so different.

369
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,012
When my mom has insomnia,
she drinks herself to sleep.

370
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,977
When your mom has insomnia, she bakes pie.

371
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:50,768
I just felt like you saw what
my life was like and thought less of me.

372
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,016
[Casey] What? No.

373
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,778
I saw how hard things are,
and I wanted to help.

374
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,201
I just did it in a really dumb way.

375
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,201
Look, there's so much
I don't know about myself right now,

376
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,954
but I know that I'm a protector.

377
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,291
And if I think someone I love
is in trouble, I try to help.

378
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,630
You love me?

379
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,421
Of course I love you.

380
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,378
I love you too.

381
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,968
[both laugh]

382
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,059
I have something for you.

383
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,521
What is this?

384
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,399
Isn't it obvious? It's tarot.

385
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,900
You made these?

386
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,191
I figured you deserve at least
one good reading in your lifetime.

387
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,646
["Only For A Moment"
by Lola Marsh playing]

388
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,657
♪ Lost and found ♪

389
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,569
Okay.

390
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,789
♪ My mind, but only for a moment… ♪

391
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,998
Oh. This is an excellent one actually.

392
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,410
-Really?
-The Slurpee card.

393
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,003
You are brave.

394
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,836
Brave enough to tell people
how you feel, even if it's scary.

395
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,340
People follow you because you are wise

396
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,932
and very, very beautiful.

397
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,102
-[laughs]
-Shh. Listen to the magic of the tarot.

398
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,141
Okay.

399
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,234
Next, the Winged Shoe.

400
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,400
Mm.

401
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,268
You are fast as the wind.

402
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,815
Courage will take you far,

403
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,025
and you are very, very beautiful.

404
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,530
[giggles]

405
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,571
And finally--

406
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,414
Ooh, this one is especially witchy.

407
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,990
The Righteous Voice.

408
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,621
You care,

409
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,623
and you speak up for people

410
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,826
'cause no one ever spoke up for you.

411
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,841
That is why I do it.

412
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,753
And you're very--

413
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,418
♪ Lost and found ♪

414
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,474
-♪ My mind, but only for a moment ♪
-[knocking on door]

415
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,680
Oh. Hi, Etta.

416
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:49,103
Oh, it's Elsa, actually.

417
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,482
Oh, the girls aren't here right now.

418
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,770
They're probably roaming around,
talking to boys.

419
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,855
Actually, they're at my house, so…

420
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,571
Um, I brought you a coconut cream pie.
It's my first coconut cream pie.

421
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,363
Mm.

422
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,783
I came to talk to you about Izzie.

423
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:07,905
What'd she do now?

424
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,662
Oh, nothing. No, no, no.
She's-- She's wonderful.

425
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,667
She's kind. She notices people.

426
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,670
She's a good kid.

427
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,093
So,

428
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:21,797
be nicer.

429
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,222
What?

430
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,430
It's unacceptable
to make everything about yourself,

431
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,058
to make her feel like she doesn't matter,

432
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,231
like you don't wanna know
who she is as a person.

433
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,941
Okay, you have crossed the line.
You can leave my house now.

434
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,783
[Elsa] Fine. But you know what?

435
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,229
Give me my pie back.

436
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,065
No.

437
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,820
You already gave it to me.

438
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,655
-Yeah, well, I want it back.
-No.

439
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,281
[grunts]

440
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,083
Well, I think I will go.

441
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,956
[door opens]

442
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,428
-[sighs]
-Uh, I got into a fight with Casey.

443
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,433
I threw a pie at Izzie's mom.

444
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,427
What?

445
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,399
Why?

446
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,734
-She said I was out of line.
-Were you?

447
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,690
Yes.

448
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,776
Why were you even at her house?

449
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:25,901
I don't know.

450
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:28,777
I just--
I hate the way she treats that girl.

451
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:33,662
Something about that whole situation
just really gets under my skin.

452
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,413
[scoffs]

453
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:39,496
Well, maybe she's not the mother
you need to be talking to.

454
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:45,423
[Sam] It may not seem like a big deal
to know someone's keeping tabs on you,

455
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:50,637
but it makes disappearing
into icy nothingness a bit less scary.

456
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,470
So the tests confirm
what the blood work suggested.

457
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,177
You do most likely have cancer.

458
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,064
But it's treatable.

459
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,516
Likely no chemo or radiation.

460
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,533
We're confident
we can take care of it with surgery.

461
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:09,606
So, I'm not gonna die?

462
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:10,988
It's not likely.

463
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,874
[sighs, laughs] Great.

464
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,830
So, uh, where is the bad boy?

465
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,002
Thyroid? Armpit?

466
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,748
It's testicular.

467
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,799
Wow.

468
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:28,049
I mean, how did he take the news?

469
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,295
He got really quiet,

470
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,345
but I think he's okay.

471
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,559
He's not gonna die,
and that's what he was worried about.

472
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,600
Yeah.

473
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:40,853
And, most importantly, he has the support
he needs to make good, informed decisions.

474
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,150
I mean, he's the type of person
that might become self-destructive.

475
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,699
[Paige screams]

476
00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:53,451
["Awnaw" by Nappy Roots playing]

477
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,040
[laughs] 'Sup, crabs. I'm back.

478
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,714
I forgot how hot she was.
Did you forget how hot she was?

479
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,629
-[both growl]
-♪ Awnaw! Hell naw! Man ♪

480
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:06,882
♪ Y'all done up and done it ♪

481
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,883
-♪ Awnaw! Hell naw! Boy ♪
-♪ Y'all done up and done it ♪

482
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:13,216
-♪ Awnaw! Hell naw! Man ♪
-♪ Y'all done up and done it ♪

483
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,933
♪ Y'all done up and done it, man
Y'all done up and done it ♪

484
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,814
♪ My first song was like
Forty-eight bars with no hook ♪

485
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,852
♪ You hear me flippin' through my pages
Out my favorite notebook ♪

486
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,647
♪ The microphone was in the closet
What? ♪

487
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,940
♪ No headphones, we lost it ♪

488
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:28,113
♪ Niggas scared to get some water
Roaches hangin' over the faucets ♪

489
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:31,203
♪ No AC, Tez'll break a sweat
Just tryin' to make beats ♪

490
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,119
♪ E-Dubz was being a hustler
Flirtin' with all his customers ♪

491
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,029
♪ And flat broke ♪

492
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,196
♪Nappy smokin' blacks
Out on the back porch ♪

493
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,205
♪ I'm thinkin' I got everything
A country boy could ask for ♪

494
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,998
-♪ Now what we do to get here? ♪
-♪ Say dat, boy ♪

495
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,843
-♪ Lay it down and bring it to you raw ♪
-♪ Say dat, boy ♪

496
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,089
♪ Hey, now we hurt some
Suffered for more ♪

497
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,261
♪ Takes what we work for ♪

498
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:52,429
♪ Hated for the cussin'
But the hatred, it made us cuss more ♪