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Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

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Nick, this was a
tragedy, but it's not why we're here.

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What, are we fighting
the weather now?

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Locals say the cyclone
had a face.

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People see things
when they're under stress.

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That does not mean
that this is the start

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to some other
big world-ending...

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Who are you?

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You don't want
any part of this.

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<i>♪ And I... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My darling, you... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mm-mm ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bittersweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Memories ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That is all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm taking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I will always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I, I will always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you ♪</i>

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Gone,
but not forgotten.

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Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy

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for their help with that
touching video tribute.

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This year has been
nothing short of...

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is crazy.
It's, like, insane.

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- Jason.
- What?

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No swearing.

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It's the last day of school.
We're good.

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Historic.

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Over five years ago,

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half of all life
in the universe,

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<i>including our own
Midtown High...</i>

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<i>...was wiped from existence.</i>

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Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes

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<i>brought us back.</i>

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They called it "the Blip."

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<i>Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age...</i>

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<i>But our classmates
that didn't Blip</i>

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<i>had grown five years older.</i>

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Yeah, my little brother
is now older than me.

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Yeah, it's math.

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Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year

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and had already taken midterms,

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the school made us
start the year

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over from the beginning.

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It's totally unfair.
It's not right.

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Tigers...

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...it's been
a long, dramatic,

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somewhat
confusing road.

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<i>As we draw this year
to a close,</i>

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<i>it's time to move on...</i>

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<i>to a new phase
of our lives.</i>

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<i>Pray nothing crazy
happens again</i>

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<i>because are the Avengers
a thing anymore?</i>

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<i>Does anyone even have a plan?</i>

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I have a plan.

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First, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.

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Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual headphone adapter

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and watch movies with her
the whole time.

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- Okay.
- Three,

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when we go to Venice,
Venice is famous

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- for making stuff out of glass.
- True.

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I'm gonna buy her
a black dahlia necklace

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because her favorite flower
is the black dahlia

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- because of, well...
- The murder.

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The murder.
Four, when we go to Paris,

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I'm gonna take her
to the top of the Eiffel Tower,

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- give her the necklace.
- Oh.

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Then, five,
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.

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Then, six,
hopefully she tells me

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she feels
the same way.

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Oh, don't forget
step seven.

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- Step seven?
- Don't do any of that.

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Why?

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We're gonna be
bachelors in Europe.

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- Ned.
- Look,

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I may not know much,

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but I do know this:

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Europeans love
Americans.

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Really?

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More than half
are women.

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Okay. Sure.

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But... I really like MJ,
man, okay?

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She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.

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Sometimes I catch her
looking at me,

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I feel like
I've stood up...

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- She's coming.
- What up, dorks?

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Excited about
the science trip?

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Hey, yeah. We're just
talking about the trip.

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Yeah,
and Peter's plan.

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You have a plan?

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I don't...
I don't have a plan.

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He's... He's just gonna
collect tiny spoons

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when we're traveling
to other countries.

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Like a...
Like a grandmother?

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I'm not collecting
tiny spoons.

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He's collecting
tiny spoons.

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Oh, okay, well...

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that was a real
roller coaster.

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By the way, travel tip:

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You should download a VPN
on your phone,

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so the government can't
track you while abroad.

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Smart... Will do.

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Dude, I think
that went really great.

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When I Blipped
back to my apartment,

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the family that was living there
was very confused.

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The wife thought
that I was a mistress.

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The grandma thought
that I was a ghost.

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It was... It was really a mess.

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Thank you all for coming out

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to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.

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And, of course,
thanks to our very own

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Spider-Man!

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Thank you, Miss Parker,
for having me.

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And thank you, you guys,
for having me.

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And thank you,
Spider-Man.

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He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos.

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Thank you!

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- That was amazing.
- That was great.

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That was so cool.
I was so nervous.

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I was a little stiff.
I wasn't in the pocket.

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- No, I thought you did great.
- You were a little stiff.

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Uh, yeah, I felt that too.
I felt that too.

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- It's fine, fine.
- Okay.

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- Did you get your passport?
- Yeah.

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- Mini toothpaste?
- Yeah, I did.

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Hey, sorry I'm late.

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Happy. Hey.

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Oh, you look lovely.

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- Thanks. You too.
- Thank you.

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- New dress?
- Yeah, yes, it is.

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It's a new beard.

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It's my... My Blip beard.

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'Cause I grew it
in the Blip.

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It's a Blip beard.

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I see. Yeah.

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The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced.

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Can you believe it?
It's enormous.

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Not the amount,
the size.

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The amount's nice too.
They're generous.

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Pepper Potts said, sorry
she couldn't be here.

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I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno

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under the vegan lasagna.

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Spider-Man, go shake hands.

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Will do.

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What just happened?

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Heads up,
Nick Fury's calling you.

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- Nick Fury's gonna call me? Why?
- Yeah.

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Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.

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You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.

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If it was that important,

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he'd probably call
someone else, not me.

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Apparently not.

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No caller ID.
That's him.

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I don't wanna
talk to Fury.

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- Answer the phone.
- Why?

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If you don't talk to him,

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I have to and I don't want to.

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- Why not?
- I'm scared. Answer the phone.

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- You sent Fury to voicemail?
- Yeah.

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You don't send Fury
to voicemail.

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They're calling me.

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- I gotta go.
- You gotta talk to him.

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I'm gonna call him. I promise,
I'm gonna call him. I will.

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You do not ghost
Nick Fury.

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I promise you, I'll call him.

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After my trip.

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Hey!

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Yeah, hi.
No, no, he's not ghosting you.

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Okay, one question at a time.

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Are you
the head Avenger?

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Are you
the head Avenger now?

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Uh, no, I'm not.

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If aliens come back,
what are you gonna do?

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If aliens come back,
what will you do?

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Does anyone have
neighborhood questions?

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Sean Winford,
<i>Queens Tribune.</i>

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What's it like to take over
from Tony Stark?

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Those are
big shoes to fill.

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I'mma...

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I'm gonna go.
Thanks, everyone, for coming.

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Okay.

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Hungry?

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So sorry.

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I thought you could sense that
with your Peter-tingle.

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Please do not start calling it
my Peter-tingle.

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So, what's up? You can dodge
bullets but not bananas?

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No, I just really
need this vacation.

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I need a break.

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You deserve it. Mm.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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You should pack your suit,
just in case.

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I have a tingle about it.

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Please stop saying
"tingle," May.

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No.

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No. No, I'm not.

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Vacation, yeah!

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Can you help
me get my stuff up?

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- Oh, sorry, that's mine.
- No worries.

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Give me a tablet.

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Do you want first shift
or second?

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I could take either.

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Give me the third shift.
I took an Ambien.

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I can't chaperone
kids alone.

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Yo, Parker.

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This is called
an airplane.

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It's like buses
you're used to,

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except it flies over
poor neighborhoods

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instead of driving
through them.

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- Ma'am?
- Hmm?

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He Blipped, so technically,
he's 16, not 21.

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I'll take that.

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She's lying.
I don't even know this girl.

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Classic MJ, right?

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Did you know Brad
was coming?

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It... It's so weird.

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Like, one day,
he's that kid who cried

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and got nosebleeds
all the time,

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and suddenly, we Blip back,

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and he's totally ripped
and super nice

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and all these girls
are after him.

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Not all the girls
are after him.

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No, man,
they're all after him.

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- Yeah.
- Here.

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Anyway, on to more important
things. It's a nine-hour flight.

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We can play <i>Beast Slayers</i>
the whole time.

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Are you excited?

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I need help
to sit next to MJ.

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Seriously?

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Yes, seriously.

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What about our plan?

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American bachelors
in Europe.

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That's your plan.
That's a solo plan.

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Come on, this is my plan.

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Please.

243
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Uh, hey, guys.

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Uh, there's an old lady

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sitting in front of us

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wearing a crazy amount
of perfume,

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and it's kind of setting off
Peter's allergies.

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Um, you know, Betty,
if you could just

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switch seats with him,
that would be...

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He's allergic
to perfume?

251
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Yeah, yeah,
because, um, it...

252
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,693
It makes his eyes water,

253
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,163
- and he can't really...
- Peter has a perfume allergy?

254
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,329
Oh, uh...

255
00:12:13,331 --> 00:12:14,331
From experience,

256
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,631
allergies are no joke.

257
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:17,601
I can feel hives
breaking out already.

258
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,001
MJ, stand up.

259
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,871
Ned, take MJ's spot.

260
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,773
MJ, you take my spot.

261
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,408
Peter,
let's get you out of there.

262
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,342
- Sorry.
- Zach, Sebastian,

263
00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,745
you take Ned and Peter's seats.

264
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,247
Ned, thanks for bringing this
to my attention.

265
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:32,882
Your safety is my
responsibility.

266
00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:35,084
And Mr. Dell's, but he's...

267
00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:37,587
I got it for now.
Let's go, Peter!

268
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:39,425
Let's go!

269
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:49,267
Yeah, I have a small bladder,
so I took the aisle.

270
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:54,904
So did you wanna
play <i>Beast Slayer?</i>

271
00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:57,073
Nope.

272
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:59,543
Have you ever played
any kind of PC game or...?

273
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,978
- No.
- Got it. Ahem.

274
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:05,848
Did I tell you my wife
pretended to Blip out?

275
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,586
Turns out, she ran off
with a guy in her hiking group.

276
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,153
We had a fake funeral
for her...

277
00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:11,489
Well, the funeral
was real

278
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,188
because I thought
she was dead.

279
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:14,524
Do you wanna
see the video?

280
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,192
Oh, I got
a dual headphone adapter

281
00:13:16,194 --> 00:13:17,593
if you wanna
watch a movie.

282
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:20,097
Only if it's depressing.
Or hilarious.

283
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,030
Oh, you have
a dual headphone adapter.

284
00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:23,165
We can watch together.

285
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,701
<i>Good afternoon,</i>

286
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,437
<i>this is your captain speaking.</i>

287
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,538
<i>Our flight time today will
be eight hours,</i>

288
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,640
<i>49 minutes
to Venice, Italy.</i>

289
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,690
Oh! Oh!

290
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:39,643
Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ
on the plane?

291
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,345
They were watching movies
and laughing the entire time.

292
00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:44,114
Dude, don't worry,
okay?

293
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,281
I'm sure
that's nothing.

294
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:46,283
Hey, babe.

295
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,549
Can you hold this for me?

296
00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,221
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.

297
00:14:58,129 --> 00:14:59,196
What was that?

298
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,130
Uh, well,

299
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:03,634
we got to talking on the plane,
and it turns out,

300
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,202
we have a lot in common.

301
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,837
So, uh, we're boyfriend
and girlfriend now.

302
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,707
Whatever happened to being
an American bachelor in Europe?

303
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,476
Peter, those were the words
of a boy.

304
00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:16,011
And that boy met a woman.

305
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:18,847
A very strong
and powerful woman.

306
00:15:18,849 --> 00:15:21,784
And now,
that boy's a man.

307
00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:24,053
- Babe?
- Coming, babe.

308
00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:31,160
There's nothing in there.
I swear.

309
00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:48,678
These, no.

310
00:15:58,056 --> 00:16:00,256
Sorry. Sorry.

311
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:02,525
- I'm here.
- Wait, wait, wait.

312
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,694
- I'm here.
- Thank goodness.

313
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,230
Looks like we're here.

314
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,265
They're doing renovations
to the place.

315
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,900
- Getting some upgrades.
- Oh, this is trash.

316
00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,502
- That must be the concierge.
- Okay.

317
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,237
Come on, man.

318
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:50,774
Everyone, here we are.

319
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,009
Whoa!

320
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,476
- Wow!
- Come on in.

321
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,112
This place
is sinking.

322
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,313
- You mean, "charming."
- It stinks.

323
00:16:58,315 --> 00:17:00,783
Okay, everybody,
drop your bags off.

324
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:03,652
We're gonna meet at the
da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!

325
00:17:03,654 --> 00:17:05,822
- <i>¡Vámanos!</i>
- It's <i>"andiamo."</i>

326
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,122
<i>Andiamo!</i>

327
00:17:07,124 --> 00:17:08,757
When in Rome,
do as Romans do.

328
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:10,826
When you're in Venice,
your socks get wet.

329
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,834
What's up, Flash Mob?
How you guys doing?

330
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:20,469
I'm here in
St. Marco Polo's...

331
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,140
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?

332
00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:39,024
Oh!

333
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:49,966
Three, two, one...
say pizza!

334
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,302
Pizza! Pizza time!

335
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,489
- <i>Buongiorno.</i>
- <i>Buongiorno.</i>

336
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:14,990
Hi. Uh...

337
00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:16,559
I'm looking for a, uh...

338
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,139
It's perfect.

339
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:40,749
What?

340
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,052
The most perfect word.

341
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,887
Italians created it,
I discovered it.

342
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,089
- What does it mean?
- It means a million things.

343
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,925
I don't know.
Get out of my face.

344
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,860
I don't know
and get out of my face.

345
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,629
It's the best thing Italy
created, except for espresso.

346
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,398
Oh, so you've been
drinking espresso?

347
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,267
Hey. German?
American.

348
00:18:58,269 --> 00:18:59,771
A rose for you.

349
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,705
Whoa.

350
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,273
<i>"Boh"</i> is my
new superpower.

351
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,978
It's like the anti-"aloha."
I was born to say this word.

352
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,379
So, what's in the bag?

353
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,346
Oh, uh...

354
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,152
Nice.

355
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:23,461
Whoa, cool.

356
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,280
What was that?

357
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,305
- Betty! You okay?
- Yeah.

358
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,938
- Oh, my God!
- Come on.

359
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,308
Guys, we gotta go!

360
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,678
- What is that?
- I don't know.

361
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,612
- What'll you do?
- My suit's in the hotel.

362
00:20:17,614 --> 00:20:19,148
- Why?
- I'm on vacation, Ned!

363
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,149
Everyone will see my face.
Get them out.

364
00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:22,054
Go! Just go!

365
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,632
Get out of here. Go!

366
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:37,503
Oh, my God.

367
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:46,575
Come on.

368
00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:00,726
Oh, no, you don't.

369
00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:14,006
You okay?
Get out of here. Go!

370
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,156
Excuse me, sir!

371
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,957
I... I can help.
Let me help.

372
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,726
I'm really strong,
and I'm sticky.

373
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,863
I need to lead it away
from the canals.

374
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:38,655
The da Vinci Museum.

375
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,957
This is why
we're here in Venice.

376
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,557
Oh, this is it.

377
00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:43,793
It's closed.

378
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,661
What do you mean?
Till when?

379
00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:46,762
November.

380
00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:48,331
You didn't check
the website?

381
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,535
Oh, that's
a good idea.

382
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:05,918
Oh, come on.

383
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,220
Stay low, kids.
We'll be safe here.

384
00:24:10,914 --> 00:24:12,849
- Who is that guy?
- I don't know,

385
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:14,516
but he's kicking
that water's ass.

386
00:24:45,615 --> 00:24:47,885
Yeah! Yeah!

387
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,301
It's aliens.
It has to be.

388
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,504
BuzzFeed says there's a sailor,
Morris Bench,

389
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,171
who was exposed
to an experimental

390
00:25:09,173 --> 00:25:11,274
underwater generator
and got hydro powers.

391
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,842
You should
definitely believe

392
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,444
everything
on the Internet.

393
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,947
- Spider-Man could take him.
- What do you think it is?

394
00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:20,986
You know,
being a man of science...

395
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:23,619
witches.

396
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,588
No, no, no.
We wanna stay.

397
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,323
Good thing
I packed your suit, huh?

398
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,823
<i>I can't believe you forgot it.</i>

399
00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:30,258
Yeah.

400
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,826
Who was that guy
you were with?

401
00:25:31,828 --> 00:25:33,095
Was that Mr. Strange?

402
00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:35,997
Doctor Strange, May.
Doctor Strange.

403
00:25:35,999 --> 00:25:37,733
And, no, I don't know
who that was.

404
00:25:37,735 --> 00:25:39,101
<i>It was a new guy.</i>

405
00:25:39,103 --> 00:25:41,236
- I was trying to help him...
- That's my lunch.

406
00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:42,471
Don't eat
that one.

407
00:25:42,473 --> 00:25:43,471
Happy's there?

408
00:25:43,473 --> 00:25:45,608
Yeah, it's Happy.

409
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,842
He's here.
He came by to volunteer.

410
00:25:47,844 --> 00:25:50,112
<i>And he's hanging
around the office.</i>

411
00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:52,614
- And he wants to say hi.
- I don't want... Hi, Peter.

412
00:25:52,616 --> 00:25:54,051
Hey, Happy.

413
00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:59,688
Sorry, I'm working hard here.
I gotta do a... A leaflet drop.

414
00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:02,024
- What are you...?
- <i>Glad you're having a good time.</i>

415
00:26:02,026 --> 00:26:04,028
Don't worry, I'm taking
care of your aunt.

416
00:26:06,963 --> 00:26:09,500
So how's
the plan going?

417
00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:13,669
There's been setbacks,
for sure.

418
00:26:13,671 --> 00:26:16,171
Trust your instincts,
you'll be fine.

419
00:26:16,173 --> 00:26:19,008
I know. Love you.
Bye.

420
00:26:20,644 --> 00:26:21,843
Who is that guy?

421
00:26:21,845 --> 00:26:23,746
He's Iron Man and Thor
rolled into one.

422
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,682
He's all right.
He's no Spider-Man.

423
00:26:26,684 --> 00:26:28,519
What is it with you
and Spider-Man?

424
00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:31,687
What?
He's just awesome, okay?

425
00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:35,123
He protects the neighborhood
and, you know, he's inspiring.

426
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,325
He inspires me
to be a better man.

427
00:26:37,327 --> 00:26:39,728
What's up, dickwad?
Thought you drowned.

428
00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:44,700
Sounds like
his name's Mysterio.

429
00:26:44,702 --> 00:26:46,535
<i>"L'uomo del misterio"</i>

430
00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:48,737
is Italian
for "man of mystery."

431
00:26:48,739 --> 00:26:50,305
They don't know
who he is.

432
00:26:50,307 --> 00:26:51,843
Mysterio.

433
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,179
Cool name.

434
00:26:55,479 --> 00:26:56,746
Babe.

435
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,781
So how much of that
did you actually see?

436
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,850
Not much. I was running.

437
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:03,753
Right. Me too.
I was also running...

438
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:04,890
away.

439
00:27:06,924 --> 00:27:09,124
So Paris tomorrow.

440
00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:11,861
Go to the Eiffel Tower.
Should be great.

441
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:14,796
Yeah, I read it was secretly
built as a mind control antenna

442
00:27:14,798 --> 00:27:16,532
to create an army
of the insane.

443
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:17,932
Oh.

444
00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:18,935
It's my favorite

445
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,136
destination on the trip.

446
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,807
What are you gonna do about
the water monster?

447
00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:27,744
Nothing. It's dead.

448
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:30,178
Besides, that Mysterio guy's
all over it.

449
00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:32,047
Look, I just wanna
spend time with MJ.

450
00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:35,050
We were talking about Paris,
and I think she really likes me.

451
00:27:35,052 --> 00:27:36,386
That's nice.

452
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,588
Reminds me of when
Betty and I fell in love.

453
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,792
I had just finished
my fruit cobbler, and...

454
00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:49,801
You're a very difficult person
to contact, Spider-Man.

455
00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:54,803
You're Nick Fury.

456
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:56,372
And you just shot Ned.

457
00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:57,873
It's a mild tranquilizer.

458
00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:58,873
He'll be all right.

459
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:02,011
So good to finally meet you.

460
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,678
I saw you at the funeral,

461
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,448
I didn't think that was
a good time to exchange numbers.

462
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,485
No, that would've
been inappropriate.

463
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,620
- That's what I just said.
- Right.

464
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:13,089
The important thing is,
you're here.

465
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,490
I tried to bring you here.

466
00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:17,459
You avoided me,
and now you're here.

467
00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:19,262
What a coincidence.

468
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,496
Wait. Was this
a coincidence?

469
00:28:21,498 --> 00:28:24,867
I used to know everything.

470
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:26,703
Then I come back
five years later,

471
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,637
and now I know nothing.

472
00:28:28,639 --> 00:28:31,439
No intel, no team.

473
00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:33,743
And a high school kid

474
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,778
is dodging my calls.

475
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,349
Here's what I do know:

476
00:28:41,151 --> 00:28:46,322
A week ago, a village in Mexico
was wiped out by a cyclone.

477
00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:49,825
Witnesses say
that cyclone had a face.

478
00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:58,167
Three days later,
a similar event in Morocco.

479
00:28:58,169 --> 00:28:59,805
A village was...

480
00:29:01,038 --> 00:29:02,338
Just making the rounds.

481
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,140
See if anyone needs
any counseling

482
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,807
after today's
traumatic events.

483
00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:08,409
No, we'll be okay.
We're fine. Thank you.

484
00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:11,980
Great because I'm...
I'm not qualified to actually...

485
00:29:11,982 --> 00:29:13,381
Oh, he's passed out.

486
00:29:13,383 --> 00:29:16,454
I'm not qualified to
do it anyway, so good night.

487
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,355
That was my teacher.
Sorry about that.

488
00:29:20,357 --> 00:29:21,591
You were saying?

489
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,092
A village was
destroyed by what

490
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,027
may well be
another world-threatening...

491
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:26,428
Babe, you still awake?

492
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,264
You're not answering
any of my texts.

493
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,032
Um, he's asleep, Betty.

494
00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:31,499
Oh, already?

495
00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:33,335
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay.

496
00:29:33,337 --> 00:29:35,204
That's why
it's imperative...

497
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:37,573
Hey, boys.
So that canal water today

498
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:39,743
was filled
with dangerous bacteria...

499
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:41,544
Another person
touches that door,

500
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,579
we are going
to attend another funeral.

501
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:45,214
- Suit up.
- Let me know if

502
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:46,716
either of you
develop vomiting.

503
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,388
Stark left these for you.

504
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,059
Really?

505
00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:09,438
"Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown."

506
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,105
Stark said
you wouldn't get that

507
00:30:11,107 --> 00:30:13,609
because it's not
a <i>Star Wars</i> reference.

508
00:30:17,414 --> 00:30:18,915
You can lose the mask.

509
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,784
Everyone here
has seen you without it.

510
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:22,450
You'd only be
feigning anonymity

511
00:30:22,452 --> 00:30:25,523
and breathing through spandex
for no good reason.

512
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,629
Come on.

513
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,632
Yeah.

514
00:30:36,633 --> 00:30:39,003
Over there,
we have Maria Hill.

515
00:30:40,304 --> 00:30:43,604
That is Dimitri.

516
00:30:43,606 --> 00:30:47,077
And this is Mr. Beck.

517
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,446
Mysterio?

518
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:51,615
What?

519
00:30:53,949 --> 00:30:54,716
Doesn't matter.
It's what my friends

520
00:30:54,718 --> 00:30:55,918
have been calling you.

521
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,257
Well, you can
call me Quentin.

522
00:31:01,558 --> 00:31:03,626
You handled yourself well
out there today.

523
00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,294
I saw what you did
with the tower.

524
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,362
We could use someone like you
on my world.

525
00:31:07,364 --> 00:31:09,098
Thanks.

526
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,600
I'm sorry. Your world?

527
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:13,369
Mr. Beck is from Earth.

528
00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:14,937
Just not yours.

529
00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:16,805
There are multiple realities.

530
00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:20,008
This is Earth Dimension 616.
I'm from Earth 833.

531
00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:23,211
I'm sorry, you're saying
there's a multiverse?

532
00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:25,180
'Cause I thought
that was theoretical.

533
00:31:25,182 --> 00:31:27,181
That changes how we understand
the initial singularity.

534
00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:29,552
We're talking about
an eternal inflation system.

535
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,888
How does that even work
with all the quantum...?

536
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,858
It's insane.

537
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:38,427
S-sorry. It's really cool.

538
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:42,098
Don't ever apologize for being
the smartest one in the room.

539
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,699
Anyway...

540
00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:49,839
They were born in stable orbits
within black holes.

541
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:52,108
Creatures formed
from the primary elements:

542
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,710
Air, water, fire, earth.

543
00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:57,346
The Science Division had
a technical name.

544
00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,515
We just called them
Elementals.

545
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:02,016
Versions of them exist
across our mythologies.

546
00:32:02,018 --> 00:32:03,886
Turns out,
the myths are real.

547
00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:05,786
Like Thor.

548
00:32:05,788 --> 00:32:08,925
Thor was a myth, now I study him
in my physics class.

549
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,426
These myths are threats.

550
00:32:11,428 --> 00:32:14,196
They first materialized
on my Earth many years ago.

551
00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:15,663
We mobilized
and fought them,

552
00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:18,266
but with each battle,
they grew, got stronger.

553
00:32:18,268 --> 00:32:21,336
I was part of the last battalion
left trying to stop them.

554
00:32:21,338 --> 00:32:23,605
All we did was
delay the inevitable.

555
00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:26,774
The Elementals are here now,
attacking the same coordinates.

556
00:32:26,776 --> 00:32:28,244
Our satellites
confirm it.

557
00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:31,046
So thank Mr. Beck for destroying
the other three.

558
00:32:31,048 --> 00:32:32,880
There's only one left:
fire.

559
00:32:32,882 --> 00:32:35,251
The strongest
of them all.

560
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,755
The one that destroyed
my Earth.

561
00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,823
It's the one
that took my family.

562
00:32:44,094 --> 00:32:45,727
I'm sorry.

563
00:32:45,729 --> 00:32:48,264
And it will be in Prague
in approximately 48 hours.

564
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:51,167
We have one mission:
kill it.

565
00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:52,403
And you're coming with us.

566
00:32:54,271 --> 00:32:57,172
I'm sorry,
did you say Prague? Heh.

567
00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:59,274
Mr. Fury,
this all seems like bigtime,

568
00:32:59,276 --> 00:33:02,009
you know, huge superhero
kind of stuff.

569
00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:05,581
And, I mean, I'm just a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.

570
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,448
Bitch, please.
You've been to space.

571
00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:09,083
I know,
but that was an accident.

572
00:33:09,085 --> 00:33:11,088
There's gotta be someone else
you can use.

573
00:33:12,288 --> 00:33:14,156
- What about Thor?
- Off-world.

574
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,957
Okay, um, Doctor Strange.

575
00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:17,592
- Unavailable.
- Captain Marvel.

576
00:33:17,594 --> 00:33:19,093
Don't invoke her name.

577
00:33:19,095 --> 00:33:20,928
Sir, look,
I really wanna help. I do.

578
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:23,799
If my aunt finds out I left
my class trip, she'll kill me.

579
00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:26,401
If I'm seen in Europe
after the Washington Monument,

580
00:33:26,403 --> 00:33:28,603
my class will figure out
who I am, and then...

581
00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:30,339
Then the whole world
will figure out

582
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,142
who I am,
then I'm done.

583
00:33:32,776 --> 00:33:34,110
Okay.

584
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:35,479
I understand.

585
00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,080
I'm sorry, what?

586
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,849
Why don't you get back
before your teachers miss you

587
00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:43,419
and become suspicious.

588
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,920
Dimitri.

589
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:47,255
Take him back to the hotel,
please.

590
00:33:47,257 --> 00:33:48,256
Yes.

591
00:33:48,258 --> 00:33:50,325
Thank you, Mr. Fury.

592
00:33:50,327 --> 00:33:52,393
And, uh, good luck.

593
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:55,830
See you, kid.

594
00:33:55,832 --> 00:33:57,501
Yeah, see you.

595
00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:01,339
- Bye, ma'am.
- Yeah.

596
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,442
Okay, drink lots
of water.

597
00:34:07,444 --> 00:34:09,344
I'm gonna get you
a vitamin C pill.

598
00:34:09,346 --> 00:34:12,313
- You cannot get sick, okay?
- Okay. Thanks, baby.

599
00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:14,183
Hey, man, are you sure
you're good?

600
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,717
Oh, dude, I'm fine.

601
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,219
- Okay. Nice.
- Don't worry.

602
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,821
Seriously, getting tranq'd
in the neck by Nick Fury,

603
00:34:19,823 --> 00:34:22,190
probably the coolest thing
to ever happen to me.

604
00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:23,558
- It is pretty awesome.
- Yeah.

605
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,493
I'm happy I don't have
to go to Prague.

606
00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:26,795
- Seriously.
- Good news.

607
00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:29,330
We're going to Prague. Huh?

608
00:34:29,332 --> 00:34:30,899
- What?
- Prague?

609
00:34:30,901 --> 00:34:33,335
Yeah. Tour company called.
They upgraded us.

610
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,571
You should've heard me
on the phone with them.

611
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,038
I really gave them hell.

612
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,507
All I heard was
crying.

613
00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:40,009
Look at
our upgraded ride. Huh?

614
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,208
Whoa, bro,
you see that?

615
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,478
It's pretty sick.

616
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,446
I'm impressed,
Mr. Harrington.

617
00:34:44,448 --> 00:34:46,114
Oh, come on.

618
00:34:46,116 --> 00:34:49,618
Peter, what...?
What's going on?

619
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:53,054
I think Nick Fury just hijacked
our summer vacation.

620
00:34:53,056 --> 00:34:56,491
I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington
to the kids...

621
00:34:56,493 --> 00:34:58,226
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.

622
00:34:58,228 --> 00:34:59,431
Awesome.

623
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:03,031
Yeah. Awesome.

624
00:35:25,589 --> 00:35:28,089
Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, the Big F,

625
00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:30,894
cruising through the Alps
with my private driver, Dimitri.

626
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:55,183
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you.

627
00:35:55,185 --> 00:35:56,788
Say EDITH."

628
00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,091
<i>Stand by for
retinal and biometric scan.</i>

629
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,259
<i>Retinal and biometric scan
accepted.</i>

630
00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:06,594
- Hello?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

631
00:36:06,596 --> 00:36:08,563
<i>I am EDITH, Tony Stark's</i>

632
00:36:08,565 --> 00:36:11,766
<i>augmented-reality
security and defense system.</i>

633
00:36:11,768 --> 00:36:14,569
- So he made you for me?
- <i>No. But you have access</i>

634
00:36:14,571 --> 00:36:16,772
- <i>to all of Tony's protocols.</i>
- Cool.

635
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,841
<i>Would you like
to see what I can do?</i>

636
00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:28,250
<i>EDITH stands for
"Even dead, I'm the hero."</i>

637
00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:29,817
<i>Tony loved his acronyms.</i>

638
00:36:29,819 --> 00:36:32,455
- Yeah, he did.
- <i>I have access to</i>

639
00:36:32,457 --> 00:36:34,690
<i>the entire
Stark Global Security network,</i>

640
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:36,759
<i>including multiple
defense satellites,</i>

641
00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,326
<i>as well as back doors</i>

642
00:36:38,328 --> 00:36:40,198
<i>to all major
telecommunication networks.</i>

643
00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:42,200
Whoa.

644
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,339
Is MJ texting?

645
00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:53,074
No. Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.

646
00:36:53,076 --> 00:36:55,143
That's wrong. That's wrong.

647
00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,129
Petrol and toilets.
Ten minutes!

648
00:37:15,131 --> 00:37:17,299
Flash Mob, this is what
we doing out here...

649
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,667
Toilet, toilet, toilet.
Which way to the toilet?

650
00:37:19,669 --> 00:37:21,368
Ten minutes,
everyone.

651
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:24,508
Dimitri,
where exactly are we?

652
00:37:26,643 --> 00:37:27,875
Okay.
I'll figure it out.

653
00:37:27,877 --> 00:37:29,176
Oh, my gosh,
it's so sick.

654
00:37:29,178 --> 00:37:31,379
It's beautiful.

655
00:37:31,381 --> 00:37:32,683
What?

656
00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:46,661
Hello.

657
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:47,899
Close the door.

658
00:37:51,868 --> 00:37:53,868
Um...

659
00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:55,237
I'm Peter Parker.

660
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,075
Take off your clothes.

661
00:37:58,509 --> 00:37:59,841
- Excuse me?
- You told Fury

662
00:37:59,843 --> 00:38:02,310
Spider-Man
cannot be seen in Europe.

663
00:38:02,312 --> 00:38:04,281
So I made you this,
another suit.

664
00:38:05,681 --> 00:38:08,417
Oh, uh, thank you.

665
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,652
I'm sure it fits fine.
I don't need to try...

666
00:38:10,654 --> 00:38:13,091
- Take off your clothes.
- Okay.

667
00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:16,094
Sure.

668
00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,828
- It's a little embarrassing.
- Now. Hurry up.

669
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,799
This is weird. Heh.

670
00:38:24,868 --> 00:38:26,400
No, no, no. Don't...

671
00:38:26,402 --> 00:38:27,638
Whoa.

672
00:38:28,605 --> 00:38:29,904
Uh...

673
00:38:29,906 --> 00:38:31,940
Sorry. I thought
this was the bathroom.

674
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,542
This is not
what it looks like.

675
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:34,909
- Just...
- Yeah.

676
00:38:34,911 --> 00:38:36,946
- What are you doing?
- I'll leave you alone.

677
00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,714
Oh, my God.
Don't shoot anybody.

678
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:40,815
Brad? It's not what
it looks like, buddy.

679
00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:42,817
- Hey, man, look, that's...
- Look, Peter,

680
00:38:42,819 --> 00:38:45,085
I'm not here to judge
your life choices, dude.

681
00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:47,788
If you want to hook up with
some random European chick,

682
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:49,759
- that's on you.
- That's not what that was.

683
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,725
I can't pretend
I didn't see what I saw.

684
00:38:51,727 --> 00:38:54,196
I know you're trying
to get with MJ. It's obvious.

685
00:38:54,198 --> 00:38:56,364
- But I like her too.
- Wait a minute. Hey, hey.

686
00:38:56,366 --> 00:38:58,400
You cannot show her
that photo, dude.

687
00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:00,268
I'm sorry, man.
I have to.

688
00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:02,571
She deserves the truth.

689
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:05,141
Okay, put your one foot
in front of the other,

690
00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:07,074
and, everybody,
back on the bus.

691
00:39:07,076 --> 00:39:09,080
It's been 10 minutes.
Let's go!

692
00:39:13,783 --> 00:39:16,283
What's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, Big F...

693
00:39:16,285 --> 00:39:18,053
- EDITH?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

694
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:20,054
- <i>How can I help you?</i>
- Hey. There's this guy

695
00:39:20,056 --> 00:39:22,056
in my class who's gonna
ruin everything...

696
00:39:22,058 --> 00:39:24,391
<i>Peter,
I'm having difficulty hearing you.</i>

697
00:39:24,393 --> 00:39:25,828
<i>Can you please speak up?</i>

698
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,330
Um, Brad Davis.
He has a photo of me.

699
00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:30,466
<i>Brad Davis. Is he a target?</i>

700
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,803
Is Brad a target? Um...

701
00:39:37,006 --> 00:39:39,174
Yeah. He's a target.
He's a target.

702
00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:40,775
<i>Copy that.</i>

703
00:39:40,777 --> 00:39:43,478
<i>Target is Brad Davis.
Initiating strike.</i>

704
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,846
Initiating what, now?

705
00:39:44,848 --> 00:39:46,547
<i>Intercept point determined.</i>

706
00:39:46,549 --> 00:39:48,116
- <i>Releasing kill vehicle.</i>
- EDITH.

707
00:40:11,674 --> 00:40:13,708
- Oh, my God.
- Dope glasses, Parker.

708
00:40:13,710 --> 00:40:16,044
- How'd you pay for these?
- Flash, give them back.

709
00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:19,214
- I'm paying you a compliment.
- Please give me...

710
00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:20,418
I'm so sorry.

711
00:40:22,786 --> 00:40:23,984
EDITH, don't kill Brad.

712
00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:25,487
<i>Do you want me to cancel</i>

713
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,987
<i>the drone strike
on Brad Davis?</i>

714
00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,390
- Did you just punch Flash?
- No.

715
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:29,292
<i>Firing.</i>

716
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,928
Oh, look out!

717
00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:39,167
Hey, this is not the autobahn!

718
00:40:39,169 --> 00:40:40,734
- EDITH.
- Harrington!

719
00:40:40,736 --> 00:40:43,039
- Is this the autobahn?
- Appears to be.

720
00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:46,341
<i>Commencing second strike.</i>

721
00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:48,243
Peter. Plant your fanny
and buckle up.

722
00:40:48,245 --> 00:40:49,844
Look at
the baby mountain goats!

723
00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:52,547
- Baby mountain goats?
- Ooh, I see them.

724
00:41:06,062 --> 00:41:08,364
I don't see
any mountain goats.

725
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,897
You missed them.

726
00:41:09,899 --> 00:41:12,400
I know you think none of us
have noticed, Peter...

727
00:41:12,402 --> 00:41:13,835
What?

728
00:41:13,837 --> 00:41:16,404
...but your new look,
I love it.

729
00:41:16,406 --> 00:41:18,406
- Right, babe?
- Thanks.

730
00:41:18,408 --> 00:41:21,377
Yeah. Sophisticated,
classy, very European.

731
00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:22,509
Oh, man.

732
00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:25,714
Let's try that again.

733
00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:29,083
Uh, this is so weird.
It was right here on my phone.

734
00:41:29,085 --> 00:41:32,122
- I-I...
- Yeah. Weird.

735
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,960
Ow.

736
00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:04,085
- Whoa, freaking beautiful.
- This is amazing.

737
00:42:04,087 --> 00:42:06,589
Wow, this place
is so classy.

738
00:42:06,591 --> 00:42:08,156
Yeah, so why
are we here?

739
00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:09,958
Speak for yourself.

740
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,592
I'm home.

741
00:42:11,594 --> 00:42:13,261
What can I say?

742
00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:15,596
The squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease.

743
00:42:15,598 --> 00:42:19,301
Everyone get settled in, rest up
because tonight, big surprise,

744
00:42:19,303 --> 00:42:21,902
is Prague's annual...

745
00:42:21,904 --> 00:42:23,504
- ...Carnival of Lights.
- Yeah!

746
00:42:23,506 --> 00:42:25,107
- Hello?
- <i>Parker, it's Hill.</i>

747
00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:26,808
<i>There's an earpiece
with your suit.</i>

748
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,810
<i>Put it on and await
further instructions.</i>

749
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:30,145
- <i>Understood?</i>
- Uh, yes, ma'am.

750
00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:31,513
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Hey, man.

751
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,848
- Hey.
- Look, I am so sorry

752
00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:36,484
if I seem like I'm preoccupied
with my relationship.

753
00:42:36,486 --> 00:42:38,053
I'm still your guy
in the chair.

754
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,054
No, it's all good.
Don't worry about it.

755
00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:42,690
- Okay. Great, great.
- It's fine.

756
00:42:42,692 --> 00:42:45,125
So, what's the status
on the Elemental thing?

757
00:42:45,127 --> 00:42:47,661
- Where's it gonna happen?
- Uh, here in the city.

758
00:42:47,663 --> 00:42:50,065
- Peter, we're here.
- I know, I know. It's not good.

759
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,466
It's... I'm figuring it out.

760
00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:53,534
You have to do something,
Peter, please.

761
00:42:53,536 --> 00:42:54,902
We're all counting on you.

762
00:42:54,904 --> 00:42:56,871
- Ned.
- Yeah. Yeah, babe.

763
00:42:56,873 --> 00:42:59,708
The good news is,
we've all got our own rooms.

764
00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,509
- It's about time.
- Serious?

765
00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:04,011
- <i>Parker? Parker!</i>
- Yes, sir.

766
00:43:04,013 --> 00:43:06,380
That thing is going to be here
in a few hours.

767
00:43:06,382 --> 00:43:08,348
- Are we boring you?
- He's not bored.

768
00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:10,451
He's thinking about
how you kidnapped him.

769
00:43:10,453 --> 00:43:12,053
He had obstacles.

770
00:43:12,055 --> 00:43:14,022
I removed them.

771
00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:15,957
They still won't
evacuate the city.

772
00:43:15,959 --> 00:43:18,627
Idiots.

773
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,495
So, what's the plan,
Parker?

774
00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,998
I will be in
the cathedral tower,

775
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,699
keeping watch
for the fire monster.

776
00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:27,301
When that shows up,
I will radio you guys,

777
00:43:27,303 --> 00:43:30,740
- and then Mr. Beck and I will...
- My name is Mysterio.

778
00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:36,009
That's when Mysterio and I
will move in.

779
00:43:36,011 --> 00:43:37,411
Peter, listen to me.

780
00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:40,082
The best hope you have,
the only hope,

781
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:43,618
is to stop it here now,
no matter what the cost.

782
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,754
Maneuver it away
from civilians if you can,

783
00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:48,723
but most important,
keep it away from metal.

784
00:43:48,725 --> 00:43:50,692
If it gets too big,
it'll be able to

785
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:52,361
draw power
from the Earth's core.

786
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:55,600
After that,
there's no way to stop it.

787
00:43:59,402 --> 00:44:01,069
Hey, my friends are here.

788
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:03,638
I can't help but think
we're putting them in danger.

789
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,841
You're worried about us
hurting your friends?

790
00:44:06,843 --> 00:44:11,946
You, who called a drone strike
on your own school tour bus?

791
00:44:11,948 --> 00:44:15,382
Stark gave you
a multibillion-dollar

792
00:44:15,384 --> 00:44:17,719
A.R. tactical
intelligence system,

793
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,388
and the first thing
you do with it

794
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,955
is try and blow up
your friends.

795
00:44:20,957 --> 00:44:25,930
It's clear to me that
you were not ready for this.

796
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,969
Fury asked me to come up here
and see how you were doing.

797
00:44:34,971 --> 00:44:37,138
He just... He felt bad
about snapping at you.

798
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,605
Really?

799
00:44:38,607 --> 00:44:41,176
You guys do have sarcasm
on this Earth, right?

800
00:44:42,678 --> 00:44:43,947
How you feeling?

801
00:44:46,348 --> 00:44:48,650
Uh...

802
00:44:48,652 --> 00:44:52,020
I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world this summer.

803
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:54,624
I know that makes me sound
like such a jerk. I just...

804
00:44:56,359 --> 00:44:59,861
I had this plan with this girl
that I really like...

805
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,700
and now it's all ruined.

806
00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:12,509
You're not a jerk
for wanting a normal life, kid.

807
00:45:14,076 --> 00:45:15,576
It's a hard path.

808
00:45:15,578 --> 00:45:17,946
You see things.
You do things.

809
00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:19,216
You make choices.

810
00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:22,152
People look up to you...

811
00:45:23,853 --> 00:45:26,223
and even if you win a battle,
sometimes they die.

812
00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:29,326
I like you, Peter.
You're a good kid.

813
00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:34,696
There's a part of me that
wants me to tell you, just...

814
00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:36,630
turn around,
run away from all this.

815
00:45:36,632 --> 00:45:38,299
Then there's
another part of me

816
00:45:38,301 --> 00:45:40,502
that knows what
we're about to fight,

817
00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:43,908
what's at stake,
and I'm glad you're here.

818
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:46,475
Me too.

819
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,842
But you're worried about
your friends.

820
00:45:48,844 --> 00:45:50,712
Yeah.

821
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:53,649
Just always feel like
I'm putting them in danger.

822
00:45:53,651 --> 00:45:56,250
Look,
just get them inside

823
00:45:56,252 --> 00:45:58,752
and keep them in a safe place
for just a few hours.

824
00:45:58,754 --> 00:45:59,789
They'll be all right.

825
00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:04,359
It's really nice to have
somebody to talk to

826
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:06,297
about superhero stuff,
you know?

827
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,364
Anytime.

828
00:46:09,366 --> 00:46:12,033
And, hey,
we survive this,

829
00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:14,067
you'll have all summer
to kill Brad.

830
00:46:17,573 --> 00:46:19,073
See you out there.

831
00:46:19,075 --> 00:46:20,009
All right.

832
00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:25,346
<i>Scusi.</i>

833
00:46:25,348 --> 00:46:28,315
Sorry, that's Italian.

834
00:46:30,152 --> 00:46:33,487
Okay. EDITH?
Oh, come on.

835
00:46:33,489 --> 00:46:35,357
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>
- Hey, uh...

836
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:38,225
I need a way to keep my friends
inside the next few hours.

837
00:46:38,227 --> 00:46:39,893
<i>Let's see what we can do.</i>

838
00:46:39,895 --> 00:46:41,629
Good news.

839
00:46:41,631 --> 00:46:43,297
We're going to the opera!

840
00:46:43,299 --> 00:46:44,966
- You're kidding me.
- The opera?

841
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,134
Don't look at me.

842
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,636
What happened
to the carnival?

843
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,370
This is upgrade living, guys.

844
00:46:49,372 --> 00:46:53,208
Come on. The tour company
just gave us these tickets.

845
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:56,243
For free! Do you have any idea
how much opera tickets cost?

846
00:46:56,245 --> 00:47:00,714
No, because none of us have ever
wanted to go to the opera, ever.

847
00:47:00,716 --> 00:47:03,750
Uh, I think this is gonna be
culturally enriching for us.

848
00:47:03,752 --> 00:47:05,319
Thank you, Ned.

849
00:47:05,321 --> 00:47:08,422
Everyone,
this is gonna be, maybe,

850
00:47:08,424 --> 00:47:11,292
the best four hours
of our whole trip.

851
00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:12,794
Four hours?

852
00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:15,397
Guys, I think this
is gonna be fun. Seriously.

853
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,902
I bet now you're all happy
I had you pack a nice outfit.

854
00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:23,571
Yeah, because we'd much
rather go to a four-hour opera

855
00:47:23,573 --> 00:47:25,640
instead of the biggest party
in the world.

856
00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:28,243
Again,
don't look at me.

857
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:30,078
<i>Parker, do you copy?</i>

858
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,348
<i>Comm check, one, two.</i>

859
00:47:33,482 --> 00:47:35,716
Okay, here we are.

860
00:47:35,718 --> 00:47:37,419
Beat the rush.

861
00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:39,054
Yeah, the rush out.

862
00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:42,259
Lucky for us, we got
the best seats in the house.

863
00:47:43,426 --> 00:47:44,361
Let's go.

864
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:47,864
Hey.
I'll save you a seat.

865
00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:56,705
You look really pretty.

866
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,538
And therefore,
I have value?

867
00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:01,509
No. No, that's not what
I meant at all. I was just...

868
00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:02,976
I'm messing with you.

869
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:06,013
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

870
00:48:06,015 --> 00:48:09,049
- You look pretty too.
- Thank you.

871
00:48:09,051 --> 00:48:11,652
- Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses!
- So cute.

872
00:48:11,654 --> 00:48:13,487
- Can I...?
- Yeah.

873
00:48:13,489 --> 00:48:15,757
Want to go in on a pair?

874
00:48:15,759 --> 00:48:17,357
You mean,
sit next to each other?

875
00:48:17,359 --> 00:48:18,692
Yeah.

876
00:48:18,694 --> 00:48:20,529
<i>Are you in position?</i>

877
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,096
- No.
- Okay. No...

878
00:48:22,098 --> 00:48:23,632
<i>Why the hell not? Parker?</i>

879
00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:25,266
You don't want to
sit next to me,

880
00:48:25,268 --> 00:48:27,201
or, no, you just
don't want the glasses?

881
00:48:27,203 --> 00:48:28,937
I didn't mean that.
Uh, uh...

882
00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:31,308
If you go ahead,
I'll go grab us a pair.

883
00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:34,342
I'll save you
a seat next to me.

884
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:35,611
Awesome.

885
00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:37,879
A lot of seats,
so I'll be up there.

886
00:48:37,881 --> 00:48:39,080
Okay.

887
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,882
- <i>Parker.</i>
- No, I'm coming. I'm...

888
00:48:41,884 --> 00:48:44,351
Hey, I gotta go.
Could you tell MJ

889
00:48:44,353 --> 00:48:46,254
that I'm sick
or something?

890
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,190
Okay. Be careful.

891
00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:49,857
And Peter,
whatever you do,

892
00:48:49,859 --> 00:48:52,359
please steer the monster away
from the opera house.

893
00:48:52,361 --> 00:48:54,161
Yeah, Ned, I know.

894
00:48:54,163 --> 00:48:55,196
- Okay.
- Okay?

895
00:48:55,198 --> 00:48:56,733
- Yeah.
- Gotta go.

896
00:49:11,848 --> 00:49:14,882
<i>Parker!
You better be on your way.</i>

897
00:49:14,884 --> 00:49:16,016
Coming.

898
00:49:22,158 --> 00:49:24,525
Where do you think she's going?
To the carnival?

899
00:49:24,527 --> 00:49:26,995
- Oh, I... I don't...
- We should go. Yes, we should go.

900
00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:30,397
Come on, let's go.
Come on.

901
00:49:45,281 --> 00:49:47,415
All right. I'm in position.

902
00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:49,216
Uh, as soon as
I see something,

903
00:49:49,218 --> 00:49:51,384
Beck, I'll, uh...
I'll let you know.

904
00:49:51,386 --> 00:49:53,554
- <i>Roger that.</i>
- <i>How's the suit?</i>

905
00:49:53,556 --> 00:49:55,790
Ah, the suit's great.
It's awesome.

906
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:58,125
It's a little tight
around the old web-shooter.

907
00:49:58,127 --> 00:50:00,161
- <i>Parker!</i>
- Okay, I'll shut up.

908
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,763
Oh, my God, babe,
isn't this beautiful?

909
00:50:02,765 --> 00:50:05,167
Yeah, it's real beautiful,
babe.

910
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:08,502
- What's wrong?
- You know, honestly, I just...

911
00:50:08,504 --> 00:50:11,138
I don't do well with big crowds,
so maybe we should...

912
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:14,408
I have the perfect thing.
Come on.

913
00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:15,777
Heh.

914
00:50:22,451 --> 00:50:24,085
Don't worry, babe.

915
00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:26,587
We'll get away from the crowds,
get some fresh air.

916
00:50:26,589 --> 00:50:28,292
You'll feel
a thousand times better.

917
00:50:33,395 --> 00:50:34,629
Energy spiking.

918
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:35,964
We have seismic activity.

919
00:50:47,576 --> 00:50:50,444
Okay, he's here! Beck, are you
ready? You know what to do.

920
00:50:50,446 --> 00:50:52,849
On your lead, Spider-Man.

921
00:50:58,288 --> 00:50:59,353
No, come back!

922
00:50:59,355 --> 00:51:00,924
Come back and help us!

923
00:51:07,663 --> 00:51:08,866
You're up, kid.

924
00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:23,176
Wait, wait. Is that...?

925
00:51:23,178 --> 00:51:24,712
Do you think
that's Spider-Man?

926
00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:25,980
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.

927
00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:27,949
It's a European
rip-off version of him.

928
00:51:27,951 --> 00:51:29,820
I actually read about him.
It's not him.

929
00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,533
No, Beck!
He's got the carousel!

930
00:51:45,535 --> 00:51:47,368
He's getting bigger!

931
00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:49,203
What's his name?
What's his name?

932
00:51:49,205 --> 00:51:50,871
Uh, it's Night...
Night Monkey.

933
00:51:50,873 --> 00:51:52,373
- Night Monkey?
- Yeah.

934
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:54,007
- Yeah.
- Night Monkey!

935
00:51:54,009 --> 00:51:56,076
- Yeah. Night Monkey.
- Night Monkey, help!

936
00:51:56,078 --> 00:51:57,344
- Save us!
- What?

937
00:51:57,346 --> 00:51:59,013
Night Monkey, we're stuck!

938
00:51:59,015 --> 00:52:00,783
- Oh, no, no.
- Help us! Help!

939
00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:15,998
Are you okay?

940
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,368
On to Plan B?

941
00:52:21,370 --> 00:52:24,038
Yeah! We gotta hit him
with something he can't absorb!

942
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,507
I go left,
you go right! Now!

943
00:52:42,357 --> 00:52:43,623
Okay, shoot him!

944
00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,025
Yeah!

945
00:52:47,096 --> 00:52:49,332
That hurt him.
Keep it coming.

946
00:52:57,406 --> 00:52:59,341
<i>Spider-Man,
keep your distance.</i>

947
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,241
<i>I'm trying!</i>

948
00:53:01,243 --> 00:53:03,578
<i>Can't let him get
near the Ferris wheel.</i>

949
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,179
<i>Okay. I'm on it!</i>

950
00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:17,493
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

951
00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:29,973
Whoa, what is that?!

952
00:53:37,413 --> 00:53:38,815
Betty! Betty!

953
00:53:59,502 --> 00:54:02,372
That's it! Nice!
Nice! You got him!

954
00:54:08,678 --> 00:54:10,681
No, no, no.

955
00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,255
It's too late.

956
00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,721
Whatever happens...

957
00:54:21,723 --> 00:54:23,424
I'm glad we met.

958
00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:25,194
Beck,
what are you doing?

959
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,864
What I should have done
last time.

960
00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:34,871
Beck, don't do it!

961
00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:40,741
Beck!

962
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,498
Mr. Beck?

963
00:55:05,234 --> 00:55:06,602
Oh, thank God.

964
00:55:15,210 --> 00:55:16,743
I would totally kiss you,

965
00:55:16,745 --> 00:55:19,115
but I think I just threw up
in my mouth a little.

966
00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:24,187
I might have a mint.

967
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,120
So it's over?

968
00:55:27,122 --> 00:55:28,955
That was the last of them.

969
00:55:28,957 --> 00:55:32,125
But not the last threat
we'll ever face.

970
00:55:32,127 --> 00:55:35,795
We need to stay vigilant.

971
00:55:35,797 --> 00:55:38,399
There's a void in this world
for someone like you.

972
00:55:38,401 --> 00:55:42,370
Hill and I are going to Europol
headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.

973
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:44,007
You should join us.

974
00:55:45,607 --> 00:55:48,344
Thank you. I just might
take you up on that.

975
00:55:57,953 --> 00:56:01,989
You got gifts, Parker,
but you didn't wanna be here.

976
00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:03,190
Mr. Fury, I...

977
00:56:03,192 --> 00:56:05,926
I'd love to have you
in Berlin too.

978
00:56:05,928 --> 00:56:10,998
But you got to decide whether
you're going to step up or not.

979
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,699
Stark chose you.

980
00:56:12,701 --> 00:56:15,536
He made you an Avenger.

981
00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,638
I need that.

982
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,007
The world needs that.

983
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:22,746
Maybe Stark was wrong.

984
00:56:25,614 --> 00:56:26,750
Was he?

985
00:56:28,884 --> 00:56:30,951
The choice is yours.

986
00:56:45,134 --> 00:56:47,036
Let's get a drink.

987
00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,471
I'm not 21.

988
00:56:58,448 --> 00:56:59,850
Hey.

989
00:57:02,151 --> 00:57:04,919
You gotta celebrate.
We did something good tonight.

990
00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,223
Yeah.

991
00:57:07,256 --> 00:57:09,223
Fury was right.

992
00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,759
Tony did a lot
for me...

993
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,862
so I owe it to him,
to everybody.

994
00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:15,830
Do you?

995
00:57:15,832 --> 00:57:17,768
Yeah. I mean...

996
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:22,370
Mr. Stark gave me
the chance to be more.

997
00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:24,203
He wanted me to be
better than him.

998
00:57:24,205 --> 00:57:26,274
And Fury just wants me
to live up to that.

999
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:27,841
What do you want, Peter?

1000
00:57:27,843 --> 00:57:30,578
- What do you mean?
- What do you want?

1001
00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,879
I don't know.

1002
00:57:32,881 --> 00:57:34,681
What do you want?
Peter Parker. Now.

1003
00:57:34,683 --> 00:57:36,250
I know you're
thinking about it.

1004
00:57:36,252 --> 00:57:37,685
I wanna go on my trip,
right?

1005
00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:39,888
I want to go back on my trip
with my friends.

1006
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:43,056
And go to
the top of the Eiffel Tower

1007
00:57:43,058 --> 00:57:46,395
with the girl who I really like
and tell her how I feel...

1008
00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,364
- and give her a kiss.
- Whoa.

1009
00:57:50,366 --> 00:57:52,031
Shut up, man.

1010
00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:53,701
You're not gonna do that,
are you?

1011
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,435
- No, I can't.
- Why not?

1012
00:57:55,437 --> 00:57:57,540
Because I have too much
of a responsibility.

1013
00:57:59,942 --> 00:58:02,277
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- What are those?

1014
00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:04,112
- Are those the...?
- EDITH glasses, yeah.

1015
00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:05,779
They were just
on the floor?

1016
00:58:05,781 --> 00:58:07,614
Try them on.
Let's see how they look.

1017
00:58:07,616 --> 00:58:08,584
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1018
00:58:12,254 --> 00:58:14,254
I actually
really like them.

1019
00:58:14,256 --> 00:58:15,656
Can I be
completely honest?

1020
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:16,790
Please.

1021
00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:18,625
They look really stupid.

1022
00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:20,060
Oh.

1023
00:58:20,062 --> 00:58:22,395
But maybe they have
a contact-lens version.

1024
00:58:22,397 --> 00:58:23,931
You try them on.

1025
00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,732
- No, come on.
- Try them on.

1026
00:58:25,734 --> 00:58:27,837
- I don't wanna try them on.
- Just put them on.

1027
00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:37,447
What do you think, kid?

1028
00:58:42,051 --> 00:58:45,051
"Next Tony Stark, I trust you."

1029
00:58:45,053 --> 00:58:47,453
"For the next Tony
Stark, I trust you."

1030
00:58:47,455 --> 00:58:48,955
What?

1031
00:58:48,957 --> 00:58:51,091
Stark left me a message
with those glasses:

1032
00:58:51,093 --> 00:58:52,993
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you."

1033
00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:55,830
I'm still not following.
How many lemonades have you had?

1034
00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:57,598
He knew every mistake
I ever made.

1035
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,333
He must've known I wasn't ready
for something like this.

1036
00:59:00,335 --> 00:59:01,736
Why would
he give it to you?

1037
00:59:01,738 --> 00:59:03,638
Maybe he didn't trust me
to have EDITH,

1038
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,505
he just trusted me
to pick who should.

1039
00:59:05,507 --> 00:59:08,176
It makes much more sense.
He knew I'd do what's right.

1040
00:59:08,178 --> 00:59:09,777
He's not gonna
give them to Fury

1041
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,645
because Fury would
give himself EDITH.

1042
00:59:11,647 --> 00:59:13,147
You're probably right.

1043
00:59:13,149 --> 00:59:16,384
Right, so the world needs
the next Iron Man.

1044
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,453
And it's not me. I'm
a 16-year-old kid from Queens.

1045
00:59:19,455 --> 00:59:22,355
It needs to be an adult
with some experience

1046
00:59:22,357 --> 00:59:25,393
and that's good
like Tony Stark, like you.

1047
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,398
No. Peter, come on. No.

1048
00:59:30,866 --> 00:59:32,199
- EDITH?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

1049
00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,734
Hi. Yeah, um...

1050
00:59:34,736 --> 00:59:37,971
I'd like to transfer your
control over to Quentin Beck.

1051
00:59:37,973 --> 00:59:40,708
- Peter, what are you doing?
- Doing the right thing.

1052
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:42,942
<i>Any transfer will
require confirmation.</i>

1053
00:59:42,944 --> 00:59:44,846
Stark gave you
the glasses.

1054
00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:46,212
Stark gave me a choice.

1055
00:59:46,214 --> 00:59:48,348
It's my choice to make.
I'm gonna make it.

1056
00:59:48,350 --> 00:59:51,051
You're a soldier, a leader.
You stopped the Elementals.

1057
00:59:51,053 --> 00:59:53,853
You saved my life.
You saved the world, okay?

1058
00:59:53,855 --> 00:59:55,556
He'd want you to have them.

1059
00:59:55,558 --> 00:59:57,190
<i>Waiting for confirmation.</i>

1060
00:59:57,192 --> 00:59:58,562
Confirm.

1061
01:00:02,165 --> 01:00:03,663
Welcome to the Avengers.

1062
01:00:12,007 --> 01:00:13,076
They look good on you.

1063
01:00:14,877 --> 01:00:15,779
Thank you.

1064
01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:17,911
It's an honor.

1065
01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:20,513
Yeah.

1066
01:00:20,515 --> 01:00:22,718
Mr. Stark would've
really liked you.

1067
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,286
- Where you headed?
- I'm gonna go find MJ.

1068
01:00:26,288 --> 01:00:29,123
Good luck, kid. I'll give you
a fifty-fifty chance.

1069
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,257
You're pretty awkward.

1070
01:00:31,593 --> 01:00:33,192
Yeah.

1071
01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:35,598
- See you later, man.
- See you.

1072
01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:09,096
See?
That wasn't so hard.

1073
01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:11,265
Yes!

1074
01:01:11,267 --> 01:01:14,167
Somebody get
this stupid costume off me!

1075
01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:24,578
Okay, we got EDITH. Get these
connected to our system.

1076
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:26,980
<i>Toast! Toast! Toast!</i>

1077
01:01:26,982 --> 01:01:29,750
This is a big win, but we still
got a lot of work to do.

1078
01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:31,585
<i>Toast! Toast! Toast!</i>

1079
01:01:31,587 --> 01:01:33,353
Yeah!

1080
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:35,823
Okay, toasts!

1081
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,123
Give me that, Doug.

1082
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,259
To the man
who brought us all together,

1083
01:01:39,261 --> 01:01:41,027
our former boss,
Tony Stark.

1084
01:01:41,029 --> 01:01:42,429
Boo!

1085
01:01:42,431 --> 01:01:44,132
The jester king.

1086
01:01:44,134 --> 01:01:48,734
Literally wrapped
in wealth and technology

1087
01:01:48,736 --> 01:01:50,770
that he was unfit to wield.

1088
01:01:50,772 --> 01:01:53,172
Like the holographic system
I designed.

1089
01:01:53,174 --> 01:01:54,609
A revolutionary breakthrough

1090
01:01:54,611 --> 01:01:57,109
with limitless applications
that Tony turned

1091
01:01:57,111 --> 01:01:59,179
into a self-therapy machine
and renamed...

1092
01:01:59,181 --> 01:02:02,817
Binarily Augmented
Retro-Framing, or BARF.

1093
01:02:05,988 --> 01:02:07,788
Oh, $611 million

1094
01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:09,957
for my little
therapeutic experiment.

1095
01:02:11,694 --> 01:02:13,527
<i>He renamed my life's work...</i>

1096
01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:14,627
"BARF."

1097
01:02:14,629 --> 01:02:16,129
<i>I told him it was a mistake,</i>

1098
01:02:16,131 --> 01:02:18,835
that my technology
could change the world.

1099
01:02:19,868 --> 01:02:21,969
And then...

1100
01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:23,206
he fired me.

1101
01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:26,575
Said I was...

1102
01:02:27,475 --> 01:02:28,911
unstable.

1103
01:02:30,312 --> 01:02:31,377
To Tony.

1104
01:02:31,379 --> 01:02:33,080
To Tony!

1105
01:02:33,082 --> 01:02:34,748
Next, to William.

1106
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,750
William!

1107
01:02:36,752 --> 01:02:40,587
Tony Stark was able
to build this in a cave!

1108
01:02:40,589 --> 01:02:43,257
With a box of scraps!

1109
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,225
The integration
of my illusion tech

1110
01:02:45,227 --> 01:02:47,361
with your weaponized drones
was brilliant.

1111
01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:49,996
Powerful illusions, real damage,
worked like a charm.

1112
01:02:49,998 --> 01:02:51,399
And it's just the beginning.

1113
01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:53,466
- Thank you, brother.
- To Guterman.

1114
01:02:53,468 --> 01:02:54,801
- Guterman!
- To Guterman!

1115
01:02:54,803 --> 01:02:56,469
The story you created
of a soldier

1116
01:02:56,471 --> 01:02:58,205
from another Earth
named Quentin

1117
01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:00,973
fighting space monsters
in Europe is totally ridiculous

1118
01:03:00,975 --> 01:03:04,078
and apparently the kind of thing
people will believe right now.

1119
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,712
I mean,
everybody bought it.

1120
01:03:05,714 --> 01:03:07,214
- Gutes!
- Guterman!

1121
01:03:07,216 --> 01:03:09,150
- To Victoria.
- To Victoria!

1122
01:03:09,152 --> 01:03:11,585
Staging electromagnetic pulses
at each attack site

1123
01:03:11,587 --> 01:03:13,987
so Fury's own satellites
would confirm our lies.

1124
01:03:13,989 --> 01:03:15,422
Inspired idea.

1125
01:03:15,424 --> 01:03:17,725
- To Janice.
- Janice!

1126
01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:20,594
After Tony died, she was the one
who discovered that EDITH

1127
01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:24,263
was being handed over not to us,
not to the Defense Department,

1128
01:03:24,265 --> 01:03:25,433
but to a child.

1129
01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:27,100
- Thank you.
- To Janice!

1130
01:03:27,102 --> 01:03:30,036
And to the rest of you,
Tony Stark is gone.

1131
01:03:30,038 --> 01:03:33,040
There's a window of opportunity,
and someone will step up.

1132
01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:35,775
But these days, you can be
the smartest guy in the room,

1133
01:03:35,777 --> 01:03:38,112
the most qualified,
and no one cares.

1134
01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:40,047
Unless you're flying around
with a cape

1135
01:03:40,049 --> 01:03:41,748
or shooting lasers
from your hands,

1136
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:44,953
no one will even listen.

1137
01:03:46,388 --> 01:03:49,857
Well, I've got a cape
and lasers.

1138
01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:53,027
With our technology
and with EDITH,

1139
01:03:53,029 --> 01:03:57,931
Mysterio will be
the greatest hero on Earth!

1140
01:03:57,933 --> 01:03:59,098
Yeah!

1141
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:02,604
Then everyone will listen!

1142
01:04:03,638 --> 01:04:06,440
Not to a boozy man-child.

1143
01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:08,208
No!

1144
01:04:08,210 --> 01:04:10,777
Not to a hormonal teenager.

1145
01:04:10,779 --> 01:04:12,980
No!

1146
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:14,147
To me...

1147
01:04:14,149 --> 01:04:17,451
and to my very wealthy crew.

1148
01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:18,717
To us.

1149
01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:19,786
To us.

1150
01:04:19,788 --> 01:04:21,154
To Mysterio!

1151
01:04:21,156 --> 01:04:22,855
To Mysterio!

1152
01:04:22,857 --> 01:04:24,091
To Peter Parker.

1153
01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:25,795
To Peter Parker!

1154
01:04:27,096 --> 01:04:28,731
Poor kid.

1155
01:04:29,864 --> 01:04:31,734
Let's get to work.

1156
01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:37,370
- Peter, oh, my God.
- Hey. Hey.

1157
01:04:37,372 --> 01:04:38,504
We almost died.

1158
01:04:38,506 --> 01:04:39,705
It's fine. It's fine.

1159
01:04:39,707 --> 01:04:41,542
Hey,
I'm done with the mission.

1160
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,877
- Dude, the trip's over.
- What?

1161
01:04:43,879 --> 01:04:46,045
There's monsters coming out
of the ground.

1162
01:04:46,047 --> 01:04:47,848
Of course our parents
want us home.

1163
01:04:47,850 --> 01:04:50,716
Don't put me on hold.
Peter, you're not dead.

1164
01:04:50,718 --> 01:04:53,087
Oh, my God.
Yes, good. Stay here.

1165
01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:55,589
Don't... Put some clothes on.
We're booking flights.

1166
01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:58,257
We came for science, we're
leaving because of witches.

1167
01:04:58,259 --> 01:04:59,962
Welcome
to the new Dark Ages.

1168
01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:04,498
- What is going on?
- We're going home in the morning.

1169
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,866
No, no, no.
All the Elementals are gone.

1170
01:05:06,868 --> 01:05:08,835
- Ned.
- Coming, sweetie.

1171
01:05:08,837 --> 01:05:12,642
Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I'm live-streaming.

1172
01:05:13,674 --> 01:05:15,344
- Yeah.
- Hey.

1173
01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:18,846
- Hey.
- Where were you?

1174
01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:20,846
Um, I got lost.

1175
01:05:20,848 --> 01:05:22,348
We were worried
about you.

1176
01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:23,583
Oh.

1177
01:05:23,585 --> 01:05:25,252
Good thing you're back.
Hm.

1178
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:26,719
Yeah.

1179
01:05:26,721 --> 01:05:28,221
So much for Paris,
right?

1180
01:05:28,223 --> 01:05:29,556
It would've been fun.

1181
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:31,525
Yeah. Night.

1182
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:32,795
Night.

1183
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,562
You look ni...

1184
01:05:42,603 --> 01:05:43,538
Okay.

1185
01:05:45,006 --> 01:05:46,038
- Oh.
- Hey.

1186
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,674
Hey.

1187
01:05:47,676 --> 01:05:49,909
Uh, look, um...

1188
01:05:49,911 --> 01:05:52,446
I'm not ready for this trip
to be over yet,

1189
01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,815
and I kind of want
to do something fun

1190
01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,652
that's not on the itinerary
or planned

1191
01:05:57,654 --> 01:05:58,819
or with Mr. Harrington.

1192
01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:00,654
Yes.

1193
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,855
"Yes," like you wanna go?

1194
01:06:02,857 --> 01:06:03,959
Yes.

1195
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,995
Awesome. I'll see you outside
in 10 minutes.

1196
01:06:07,997 --> 01:06:09,765
Meet me outside
in five minutes.

1197
01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:12,498
- Five is good.
- Okay.

1198
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,138
- Okay, bye.
- Bye. Heh.

1199
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,544
<i>Night Monkey, help us!
Help! Night Monkey!</i>

1200
01:06:29,817 --> 01:06:30,884
- Hey.
- Hey.

1201
01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:32,319
So where do
you wanna go?

1202
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,154
- Who cares?
- Awesome.

1203
01:06:34,156 --> 01:06:35,955
- Okay.
- Let's go.

1204
01:06:41,997 --> 01:06:43,897
I'm glad we're doing this.

1205
01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:46,299
- Yeah, me too.
- To see the city a bit.

1206
01:06:46,301 --> 01:06:49,837
They used to execute people
on this bridge.

1207
01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:52,004
- Oh.
- They would put them in a basket,

1208
01:06:52,006 --> 01:06:54,109
and they would drown
in the water.

1209
01:06:55,844 --> 01:06:57,779
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

1210
01:06:59,247 --> 01:07:01,380
Uh...

1211
01:07:01,382 --> 01:07:03,716
There's this thing
I've been wanting

1212
01:07:03,718 --> 01:07:06,688
to talk to you about
for a while.

1213
01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:09,826
Yeah?

1214
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:12,658
It's our last night
in Europe,

1215
01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:16,563
and I had this plan
that I wanted to tell you.

1216
01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:18,397
I'm just gonna tell you.

1217
01:07:18,399 --> 01:07:20,333
Uh...

1218
01:07:20,335 --> 01:07:21,567
MJ, I...

1219
01:07:21,569 --> 01:07:22,537
"I'm Spider-Man."

1220
01:07:24,272 --> 01:07:26,105
- What?
- That's what you were gonna say.

1221
01:07:26,107 --> 01:07:27,609
That you're Spider-Man.

1222
01:07:28,643 --> 01:07:31,545
No. I'm not Spider-Man.

1223
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,714
I mean, I've been watching you
for a while now.

1224
01:07:34,716 --> 01:07:38,118
It's kind of obvious.
Heh.

1225
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,687
I'm not Spider-Man.
What would make you think

1226
01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:41,821
that I was Spider-Man?

1227
01:07:41,823 --> 01:07:43,958
- Peter, Washington?
- Yeah?

1228
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,661
The fact that you disappear
out of nowhere for no reason.

1229
01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:49,629
No, I was sick. Remember?

1230
01:07:49,631 --> 01:07:51,531
- I had my... The tummy?
- Susan Yang thinks

1231
01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:53,132
- you're a male escort.
- What?

1232
01:07:53,134 --> 01:07:55,868
- Of course I'm not a male escort.
- Then you're Spider-Man.

1233
01:07:55,870 --> 01:07:59,004
- No, I'm not Spider-Man at all.
- What about tonight?

1234
01:07:59,006 --> 01:08:01,374
You snuck off and fought
that thing. I saw you.

1235
01:08:01,376 --> 01:08:03,878
You can't have seen me
because I'm not Spider-Man.

1236
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,478
Also, on the news,
it was the Night Monkey.

1237
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,015
- The Night Monkey?
- Yeah.

1238
01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:10,116
That's what it said
on the news,

1239
01:08:10,118 --> 01:08:12,388
and the news never lies.

1240
01:08:13,688 --> 01:08:15,188
Night Monkey. Okay.

1241
01:08:15,190 --> 01:08:16,559
What are you doing?

1242
01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:20,392
Well, do the Night Monkey
and Spider-Man

1243
01:08:20,394 --> 01:08:21,897
use the same webs?

1244
01:08:23,064 --> 01:08:24,464
I mean, maybe.

1245
01:08:24,466 --> 01:08:27,402
Maybe he's a Spider Monkey.
Who knows?

1246
01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:32,772
Were you only watching me

1247
01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:34,943
because you thought
I was Spider-Man?

1248
01:08:37,546 --> 01:08:39,745
Yeah.

1249
01:08:39,747 --> 01:08:41,651
Why else
would I be watching you?

1250
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,456
Doesn't matter.
Just thought that maybe...

1251
01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:53,996
What the hell was that?

1252
01:08:55,864 --> 01:08:57,630
I don't know.

1253
01:09:08,176 --> 01:09:10,777
What is it, some kind
of projector or something?

1254
01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:14,181
Yeah,
but it's really advanced.

1255
01:09:14,183 --> 01:09:16,548
It... It looked so real.

1256
01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:19,886
- It...
- Yeah, really real.

1257
01:09:19,888 --> 01:09:23,089
- Wait, does that mean that...?
- The Elementals are fake?

1258
01:09:23,091 --> 01:09:26,627
That doesn't make any sense
because we were there, right?

1259
01:09:26,629 --> 01:09:29,631
There was fire
and destruction, and...

1260
01:09:31,233 --> 01:09:33,503
Who would do something
like that?

1261
01:09:42,577 --> 01:09:44,147
Mysterio.

1262
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:50,984
I am Spider-Man.

1263
01:09:50,986 --> 01:09:52,319
And I've really messed up.

1264
01:09:52,321 --> 01:09:54,954
Wait. You're b-being
serious right now?

1265
01:09:54,956 --> 01:09:56,923
- Mm-hm.
- You're 100 percent serious?

1266
01:09:56,925 --> 01:09:59,092
- Because it's not funny.
- No, I'm not joking.

1267
01:09:59,094 --> 01:10:01,360
Because I was only
like 67 percent sure.

1268
01:10:01,362 --> 01:10:03,030
- MJ...
- So why are you here?

1269
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,630
Why are you
on this school trip?

1270
01:10:04,632 --> 01:10:06,399
I know you have a lot
of questions,

1271
01:10:06,401 --> 01:10:08,235
but we have to get out
of here, okay?

1272
01:10:08,237 --> 01:10:11,437
Okay. Okay. I can't believe
I figured it out!

1273
01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:16,476
You took everything from me!

1274
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,681
This is for my family!

1275
01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:25,821
Pause.

1276
01:10:27,688 --> 01:10:28,754
Pause.

1277
01:10:28,756 --> 01:10:31,158
Uh... Sorry.

1278
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,160
Yeah, can you just fast-forward
to the end?

1279
01:10:34,162 --> 01:10:35,864
Yep. Stand by.

1280
01:10:39,867 --> 01:10:42,835
All right, fly, fly, fly,
zap, zap, zap.

1281
01:10:42,837 --> 01:10:45,405
Pause. I'm not in love
with this choreography,

1282
01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:46,406
but it'll do.

1283
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:47,973
Kill image.

1284
01:10:47,975 --> 01:10:49,946
De-cloak drones.

1285
01:10:51,013 --> 01:10:52,245
All right, weapons.

1286
01:10:52,247 --> 01:10:54,580
- You want to weaponize?
- Yep.

1287
01:10:54,582 --> 01:10:56,952
Weapons only. Stand by.

1288
01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:06,825
Nice.

1289
01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:08,561
Stop.

1290
01:11:08,563 --> 01:11:10,329
Something.
I don't know what it is.

1291
01:11:10,331 --> 01:11:11,364
It's something...

1292
01:11:11,366 --> 01:11:13,833
Just dou...
You know what?

1293
01:11:13,835 --> 01:11:15,901
Double the damage
and then run it again.

1294
01:11:15,903 --> 01:11:17,503
You want me
to double it up?

1295
01:11:17,505 --> 01:11:18,972
- Yeah.
- All right.

1296
01:11:18,974 --> 01:11:20,843
Cover your ears.

1297
01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:31,353
Whoo! That is good!
That's good.

1298
01:11:32,554 --> 01:11:34,187
- We on schedule?
- Oh, yeah.

1299
01:11:34,189 --> 01:11:36,690
Uploading software hack
to EDITH network.

1300
01:11:36,692 --> 01:11:38,557
With her drones,
we'll create an event

1301
01:11:38,559 --> 01:11:40,259
big enough to cover
an entire city.

1302
01:11:40,261 --> 01:11:42,628
Well done. Make sure
every drone is weapons-hot.

1303
01:11:42,630 --> 01:11:43,929
We need maximum damage.

1304
01:11:43,931 --> 01:11:46,466
- Gonna cause a lot of casualties.
- Oh, yeah.

1305
01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:49,468
More casualties, more coverage.
Gotta cut through the static.

1306
01:11:49,470 --> 01:11:51,436
London's a beautiful city,
it'll suffer,

1307
01:11:51,438 --> 01:11:54,074
but they can rebuild.
If I'm the next Iron Man,

1308
01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:58,277
I need to save the world
from an Avengers-level threat.

1309
01:11:58,279 --> 01:12:01,714
But when its new savior
descends,

1310
01:12:01,716 --> 01:12:04,918
all those casualties
will be forgotten.

1311
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,320
Janice, be in position
with my quick-change armor

1312
01:12:07,322 --> 01:12:08,954
- for the victory lap?
- Of course.

1313
01:12:08,956 --> 01:12:10,623
- You wanna try...?
- No, that's...

1314
01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:13,226
What's going on with my hand?
Why is that happening?

1315
01:12:13,228 --> 01:12:15,762
Oh, one of the drones
that came back from the plaza

1316
01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,463
was missing a projector.
It's fine.

1317
01:12:17,465 --> 01:12:21,602
Wait, and you're...?
You're telling me this now?

1318
01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:24,637
It's one drone. The image
will be perfect, I promise.

1319
01:12:24,639 --> 01:12:26,039
That projector is evidence.

1320
01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:27,941
It's gonna tell people
what we're doing

1321
01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:29,375
and how we're doing it.

1322
01:12:29,377 --> 01:12:31,945
I am trying to fool
7 billion people here,

1323
01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:34,713
including Nick Fury, who happens
to be the most paranoid

1324
01:12:34,715 --> 01:12:36,649
and most dangerous person
on the planet.

1325
01:12:36,651 --> 01:12:38,618
If he catches on
before I've killed him,

1326
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,186
he will put a bullet
in my head.

1327
01:12:40,188 --> 01:12:42,857
And nobody wants a bullet
in their head, right?

1328
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,194
Right?

1329
01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:49,864
William,
can you look at me?

1330
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:53,169
Pull up EDITH.

1331
01:12:54,970 --> 01:12:56,268
<i>Hello, Quentin.</i>

1332
01:12:56,270 --> 01:12:58,137
Hi, honey.
I need a level-five search,

1333
01:12:58,139 --> 01:13:00,173
full-resource protocol
for this device.

1334
01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:01,176
<i>Magnifying.</i>

1335
01:13:02,477 --> 01:13:03,942
There.
Search everything

1336
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:06,045
going in and out
of that building.

1337
01:13:06,047 --> 01:13:07,683
<i>Located.</i>

1338
01:13:08,716 --> 01:13:10,051
Shit.

1339
01:13:12,955 --> 01:13:15,088
You know, William,
one day,

1340
01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:18,024
after I've had to kill
Peter Parker because of this,

1341
01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:22,531
I hope you remember
that his blood is on your hands!

1342
01:13:25,132 --> 01:13:27,200
I can't believe
I gave Beck those glasses.

1343
01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:28,601
How could I be that stupid?

1344
01:13:28,603 --> 01:13:30,337
He's probably spying on me
right now

1345
01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:32,271
or sending a drone
to come and kill me.

1346
01:13:32,273 --> 01:13:34,975
You had access
to killer drones?

1347
01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:36,543
Yeah,
I didn't really want them,

1348
01:13:36,545 --> 01:13:38,445
especially after
I almost killed Brad.

1349
01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:40,045
You almost killed Brad?

1350
01:13:40,047 --> 01:13:42,214
Look,
I have to call Mr. Fury

1351
01:13:42,216 --> 01:13:44,051
and tell him
that Beck's a fraud...

1352
01:13:44,053 --> 01:13:47,253
- but I think he tapped my phone.
- So, what are you gonna do?

1353
01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:50,188
I need my suit,
and I have to go to Berlin

1354
01:13:50,190 --> 01:13:53,227
and talk to Mr. Fury
in person.

1355
01:13:55,863 --> 01:13:57,896
Uh... Just...

1356
01:14:17,385 --> 01:14:18,852
Oh, Ned, perfect.

1357
01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:20,890
The costume looks great...

1358
01:14:22,357 --> 01:14:23,589
for the costume party

1359
01:14:23,591 --> 01:14:25,926
at the prince's castle.

1360
01:14:25,928 --> 01:14:27,494
She knows.
I told her.

1361
01:14:27,496 --> 01:14:29,698
He didn't tell me.
I figured it out.

1362
01:14:30,998 --> 01:14:32,432
Oh.

1363
01:14:32,434 --> 01:14:33,432
That's cool.

1364
01:14:33,434 --> 01:14:34,602
Like, a long time ago.

1365
01:14:35,336 --> 01:14:36,335
Oh.

1366
01:14:36,337 --> 01:14:38,103
Look, Mysterio is a fraud.

1367
01:14:38,105 --> 01:14:40,406
But he saved me
and Betty's lives.

1368
01:14:40,408 --> 01:14:42,709
He's been faking the thing
with illusion tech.

1369
01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:45,212
Yeah, he's using these,
like, hologram projectors.

1370
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:47,914
Whoa. That's crazy.

1371
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:48,951
Yeah.

1372
01:14:50,986 --> 01:14:54,320
So you guys were working
the case together or what?

1373
01:14:54,322 --> 01:14:56,155
It's been mostly me.

1374
01:14:56,157 --> 01:14:58,792
Ned, call May,
get her to call Mr. Harrington,

1375
01:14:58,794 --> 01:15:01,227
say she wanted me to stay
with family in Berlin.

1376
01:15:01,229 --> 01:15:02,628
Got it. Easy.

1377
01:15:02,630 --> 01:15:05,932
Wow, you guys
lie with such ease.

1378
01:15:05,934 --> 01:15:07,167
I gotta go.

1379
01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:08,968
Wait, wait, wait.
The projector.

1380
01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:10,936
You're gonna need this.

1381
01:15:10,938 --> 01:15:13,306
Don't tell anyone about this,
okay?

1382
01:15:13,308 --> 01:15:15,542
Anyone who knows
is in danger.

1383
01:15:22,884 --> 01:15:24,950
So you know too.

1384
01:15:24,952 --> 01:15:27,721
It's cool. I've known first,
and I've known longer,

1385
01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:29,989
but it's not a competition.
Heh.

1386
01:15:50,712 --> 01:15:52,646
Excuse me. Do you know where...?

1387
01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:55,985
- <i>Nacht</i> Monkey!
- No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man.

1388
01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,688
Get in.

1389
01:16:05,993 --> 01:16:07,227
Mr. Fury...

1390
01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:09,361
You've got a lot
of explaining to do.

1391
01:16:09,363 --> 01:16:11,630
- No, no, no, listen.
- Wait until we're secure.

1392
01:16:11,632 --> 01:16:13,298
Okay.

1393
01:16:18,806 --> 01:16:19,707
Right.

1394
01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:48,334
So is there anything
you want to tell us

1395
01:16:48,336 --> 01:16:49,436
about your girlfriend?

1396
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:51,036
He's talking about
EDITH.

1397
01:16:51,038 --> 01:16:52,539
I made a mistake,
I'm sorry,

1398
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:54,207
but he is not
who you think he is.

1399
01:16:54,209 --> 01:16:56,508
Beck is a liar.
Mysterio, the Elementals,

1400
01:16:56,510 --> 01:16:58,511
it's all fake.
He has some illusion tech.

1401
01:16:58,513 --> 01:17:01,547
That's how he tricked you,
and me into giving him EDITH.

1402
01:17:01,549 --> 01:17:05,418
It's a projector. I pulled it
off the fire monster in Prague.

1403
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,753
So all that death
and destruction

1404
01:17:07,755 --> 01:17:10,589
we witnessed
was created by this?

1405
01:17:10,591 --> 01:17:13,025
No, not just this.
I think he's using drones.

1406
01:17:13,027 --> 01:17:14,593
Well, if this is true,

1407
01:17:14,595 --> 01:17:18,263
then Beck's very dangerous
and we need to be smart.

1408
01:17:18,265 --> 01:17:19,902
Who else did you tell
about this?

1409
01:17:20,868 --> 01:17:23,201
Parker? Parker!

1410
01:17:23,203 --> 01:17:26,306
- What's wrong?
- It's Beck. He's here.

1411
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,310
What? Hill?

1412
01:17:33,648 --> 01:17:35,017
No, it's just an illu...

1413
01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:37,319
Fury!

1414
01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:40,755
Unh. Aah!

1415
01:17:42,991 --> 01:17:45,124
<i>Wow, Peter, wow.</i>

1416
01:17:45,126 --> 01:17:47,259
<i>I thought we were close.</i>

1417
01:17:47,261 --> 01:17:50,829
<i>Fury always had to die,
but not you.</i>

1418
01:17:50,831 --> 01:17:51,966
Stop hiding, Beck!

1419
01:17:54,769 --> 01:17:56,735
<i>I tried to
help you walk away.</i>

1420
01:17:56,737 --> 01:17:58,204
<i>Now you're making me
do this.</i>

1421
01:18:03,545 --> 01:18:07,379
<i>You told me,
you were just a kid.</i>

1422
01:18:07,381 --> 01:18:10,750
<i>You told me, you wanted
to run after that girl.</i>

1423
01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:12,654
- Help me!
- MJ!

1424
01:18:13,788 --> 01:18:14,822
Oh, God!

1425
01:18:16,892 --> 01:18:18,758
Peter, what's going on?

1426
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,093
I know this isn't real.

1427
01:18:20,095 --> 01:18:21,427
<i>Do you, though?</i>

1428
01:18:22,964 --> 01:18:24,731
MJ!

1429
01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:26,665
MJ!

1430
01:18:28,502 --> 01:18:30,969
<i>I don't think you know
what's real, Peter.</i>

1431
01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:34,643
Whoa! Whoa!

1432
01:18:44,586 --> 01:18:45,821
<i>You need to wake up!</i>

1433
01:19:09,176 --> 01:19:11,679
<i>I mean, look at yourself.</i>

1434
01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:23,923
<i>You are just
a scared little kid</i>

1435
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:25,694
<i>in a sweat suit.</i>

1436
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,527
<i>I created Mysterio</i>

1437
01:19:28,529 --> 01:19:31,698
<i>to give the world
someone to believe in.</i>

1438
01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,566
<i>I control the truth.</i>

1439
01:19:33,568 --> 01:19:36,271
<i>Mysterio is the truth.</i>

1440
01:19:59,928 --> 01:20:02,093
<i>If you were good enough,</i>

1441
01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:04,632
<i>maybe Tony would still
be alive.</i>

1442
01:20:16,611 --> 01:20:20,549
<i>Deep down,
you know I'm right.</i>

1443
01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:33,392
<i>You made your choice.</i>

1444
01:20:33,394 --> 01:20:36,596
<i>And all you had to do
was step aside.</i>

1445
01:20:36,598 --> 01:20:38,765
<i>And now you have...</i>

1446
01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:52,945
Fury. Unh.

1447
01:20:52,947 --> 01:20:56,414
Beck's people
are trying to find everyone

1448
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,517
who could expose him.

1449
01:20:58,519 --> 01:20:59,785
Who'd you tell?

1450
01:20:59,787 --> 01:21:01,487
- Um...
- I know you told someone...

1451
01:21:01,489 --> 01:21:02,688
- Um...
- ...so just tell me.

1452
01:21:02,690 --> 01:21:04,490
- Okay.
- Who did you tell?

1453
01:21:04,492 --> 01:21:05,991
Who else did you tell?

1454
01:21:05,993 --> 01:21:07,761
Just Ned and MJ
from my class.

1455
01:21:07,763 --> 01:21:09,527
Maybe Ned told
his girlfriend Betty,

1456
01:21:09,529 --> 01:21:11,097
but that's it.

1457
01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:12,765
What?

1458
01:21:12,767 --> 01:21:15,500
You are so gullible.

1459
01:21:15,502 --> 01:21:17,637
- What?
- You're smart as a whip.

1460
01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:20,005
Just a...

1461
01:21:20,007 --> 01:21:21,508
...sucker.

1462
01:21:21,510 --> 01:21:23,342
And now all your friends
have to die.

1463
01:21:23,344 --> 01:21:24,877
Oh, my God.

1464
01:21:28,983 --> 01:21:30,450
It's easy to fool people

1465
01:21:30,452 --> 01:21:32,921
when they're already fooling
themselves.

1466
01:21:37,390 --> 01:21:39,527
But for what it's worth,
Peter,

1467
01:21:40,795 --> 01:21:41,997
I really am sorry.

1468
01:21:51,572 --> 01:21:53,039
- EDITH.
- <i>Yes, Quentin.</i>

1469
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:56,709
Access files to
Peter Parker's class trip.

1470
01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:59,047
I need them to fly home
from London.

1471
01:22:38,153 --> 01:22:39,054
Hi.

1472
01:22:40,388 --> 01:22:41,553
Where am I?

1473
01:22:41,555 --> 01:22:43,890
Municipal holding
facility.

1474
01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:46,592
They said they found you
unconscious at the train yard.

1475
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:47,826
Very dangerous.

1476
01:22:47,828 --> 01:22:49,094
And we gave you the shirt

1477
01:22:49,096 --> 01:22:51,164
because you seemed
a bit cold.

1478
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:52,968
Thanks.

1479
01:22:54,769 --> 01:22:55,935
You guys are nice.

1480
01:22:57,205 --> 01:22:59,105
You speak really good
English.

1481
01:22:59,107 --> 01:23:01,406
Welcome to the Netherlands.

1482
01:23:01,408 --> 01:23:03,409
I'm in the Netherlands
right now?

1483
01:23:03,411 --> 01:23:04,813
Yep.

1484
01:23:06,046 --> 01:23:07,879
Bye. Aah!

1485
01:23:07,881 --> 01:23:10,615
- Guard!
- The guard is on a break.

1486
01:23:10,617 --> 01:23:13,119
- Probably talking to his wife.
- Yeah, she's pregnant.

1487
01:23:13,121 --> 01:23:14,486
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1488
01:23:22,496 --> 01:23:24,329
Yeah.

1489
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:25,565
Yeah.

1490
01:23:25,567 --> 01:23:28,601
Night Monkey. Yeah.

1491
01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:33,841
You guys okay?

1492
01:23:46,487 --> 01:23:47,920
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?

1493
01:23:47,922 --> 01:23:50,123
- Could I borrow your phone?
- Yeah.

1494
01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:54,494
Everyone is so nice here.
Uh...

1495
01:23:54,496 --> 01:23:56,631
Okay.

1496
01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,069
Okay.

1497
01:24:03,638 --> 01:24:07,774
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Hey, hey, uh...

1498
01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:11,244
I messed up.
I need a... I need a ride.

1499
01:24:11,246 --> 01:24:13,745
Where am I?
Where am I, sir?

1500
01:24:13,747 --> 01:24:15,951
It's Broek op Langedijk.

1501
01:24:17,818 --> 01:24:19,951
Hang on.
Could you say that into there?

1502
01:24:19,953 --> 01:24:23,789
Hi.
It's Broek op Langedijk here.

1503
01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:25,958
Yeah, no problem.
Heh, heh.

1504
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,593
Thanks.

1505
01:24:27,595 --> 01:24:28,530
Did you get that?

1506
01:24:50,018 --> 01:24:52,618
Peter? Are you okay?

1507
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:55,487
- Happy, is that you?
- Yeah, of course it's me.

1508
01:24:55,489 --> 01:24:59,057
Stop! Tell me something
only you would know.

1509
01:24:59,059 --> 01:25:01,893
Only I would know. Uh...

1510
01:25:01,895 --> 01:25:05,063
Remember we went to Germany?
You pay-per-viewed a video

1511
01:25:05,065 --> 01:25:07,066
in your room?
They didn't list titles,

1512
01:25:07,068 --> 01:25:09,569
but I could tell by the price
it was an adult film.

1513
01:25:09,571 --> 01:25:12,538
- And you didn't know how I knew...
- Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.

1514
01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:18,444
It's so good to see you.

1515
01:25:18,446 --> 01:25:21,713
Peter, you'll have to tell me
what the hell is going on here.

1516
01:25:21,715 --> 01:25:23,615
Okay, hold still.

1517
01:25:23,617 --> 01:25:25,419
There we go.

1518
01:25:31,224 --> 01:25:32,424
Ouch.

1519
01:25:32,426 --> 01:25:34,058
I thought you had
super strength.

1520
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:36,063
It still hurts.

1521
01:25:37,898 --> 01:25:40,602
- Happy, come on.
- All right, relax.

1522
01:25:42,069 --> 01:25:44,102
- Just a few more. There we go.
- Oh, my God.

1523
01:25:44,104 --> 01:25:45,938
- Relax.
- Don't tell me to relax, Happy!

1524
01:25:45,940 --> 01:25:48,309
How can I relax
when I messed up so bad?

1525
01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:51,444
I trusted Beck. Right?

1526
01:25:51,446 --> 01:25:52,945
I thought he was my friend.

1527
01:25:52,947 --> 01:25:55,313
I gave him the only thing
Mr. Stark left for me,

1528
01:25:55,315 --> 01:25:57,984
and now he's gonna kill
my friends and half of Europe,

1529
01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:00,887
so please
do not tell me to relax.

1530
01:26:02,422 --> 01:26:05,490
I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't shout.

1531
01:26:08,229 --> 01:26:09,998
I just really miss him.

1532
01:26:10,965 --> 01:26:12,467
Yeah, I miss him too.

1533
01:26:15,269 --> 01:26:17,936
Everywhere I go...

1534
01:26:17,938 --> 01:26:19,571
I see his face.

1535
01:26:19,573 --> 01:26:22,040
And the
whole world is asking

1536
01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:24,810
who's gonna be
the next Iron Man...

1537
01:26:26,814 --> 01:26:30,285
And I don't know if that's me,
Happy. I'm not Iron Man.

1538
01:26:32,086 --> 01:26:34,387
You're not Iron Man.

1539
01:26:34,389 --> 01:26:36,289
You're never gonna be
Iron Man.

1540
01:26:38,158 --> 01:26:40,560
Nobody could live up
to Tony.

1541
01:26:40,562 --> 01:26:41,997
Not even Tony.

1542
01:26:43,497 --> 01:26:45,429
Tony was my best friend.

1543
01:26:45,431 --> 01:26:46,765
And he was a mess.

1544
01:26:46,767 --> 01:26:48,633
He second-guessed
everything he did.

1545
01:26:48,635 --> 01:26:50,335
He was all over the place.

1546
01:26:50,337 --> 01:26:53,338
The one thing that he did
that he didn't second-guess

1547
01:26:53,340 --> 01:26:54,942
was picking you.

1548
01:26:56,510 --> 01:26:59,811
I don't think
Tony would have done what he did

1549
01:26:59,813 --> 01:27:03,317
if he didn't know that you were
gonna be here after he was gone.

1550
01:27:04,618 --> 01:27:06,252
Now, your friends
are in trouble,

1551
01:27:06,254 --> 01:27:09,858
you're all alone,
your tech is missing.

1552
01:27:11,259 --> 01:27:13,328
What are you gonna do
about it?

1553
01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:19,798
I'm gonna kick his ass.

1554
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:22,735
I mean, right now. Specifically,
what are we gonna do?

1555
01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,637
We've been hovering
over a tulip field

1556
01:27:24,639 --> 01:27:25,905
for the last 15 minutes.

1557
01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,640
Right.
I can't call my friends

1558
01:27:27,642 --> 01:27:29,342
because he's tracking
their phones.

1559
01:27:29,344 --> 01:27:30,575
Give me your phone.

1560
01:27:30,577 --> 01:27:31,910
- My cell phone?
- Yeah.

1561
01:27:31,912 --> 01:27:33,512
Okay. Here.

1562
01:27:33,514 --> 01:27:34,914
What's your password?

1563
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:35,914
"Password."

1564
01:27:35,916 --> 01:27:37,583
No, what is your password?

1565
01:27:37,585 --> 01:27:39,918
- "Password," spelled out.
- Head of security,

1566
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:42,887
- and your password is "password"?
- I don't feel good about it.

1567
01:27:42,889 --> 01:27:46,025
<i>Hello, governor. Cup of tea?
I'm gonna be in London soon.</i>

1568
01:27:46,027 --> 01:27:48,093
- They're in London.
- London, okay.

1569
01:27:48,095 --> 01:27:49,160
Yeah, I need a suit.

1570
01:27:49,162 --> 01:27:50,799
Suit?

1571
01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:13,852
Okay, um...

1572
01:28:13,854 --> 01:28:16,924
bring up everything you have
on Spider-Man.

1573
01:28:23,496 --> 01:28:26,100
Yeah, open that.
Okay, no, no, no.

1574
01:28:33,706 --> 01:28:36,374
- What?
- Nothing.

1575
01:28:36,376 --> 01:28:39,246
You take care of the suit.
I'll take care of the music.

1576
01:28:43,084 --> 01:28:44,919
Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.

1577
01:28:50,392 --> 01:28:53,260
Okay, can you pull up
my web-shooters?

1578
01:28:54,261 --> 01:28:55,628
Isolate the Taser webs,

1579
01:28:55,630 --> 01:28:58,030
and reconfigure
and boost the voltage

1580
01:28:58,032 --> 01:29:01,133
to a factor of 25 percent,

1581
01:29:01,135 --> 01:29:04,035
and give me complete
manual control over detonation.

1582
01:29:04,037 --> 01:29:07,138
<i>♪ Forget the hearse
'Cause I never die... ♪</i>

1583
01:29:07,140 --> 01:29:09,141
I thought Kree
having sleeper cells

1584
01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:10,575
was top secret information.

1585
01:29:10,577 --> 01:29:13,212
Nick, satellites are picking up
an EM pulse.

1586
01:29:13,214 --> 01:29:15,780
- I thought that was over.
- It's the biggest one yet.

1587
01:29:15,782 --> 01:29:17,616
- Where?
- London.

1588
01:29:17,618 --> 01:29:20,119
Okay, the company set up
a city tour,

1589
01:29:20,121 --> 01:29:23,291
and then we'll grab a bite
and head to the airport.

1590
01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:27,959
Is no one else gonna
acknowledge how crazy this is?

1591
01:29:27,961 --> 01:29:30,529
Oh, yeah, I get it.
There's been nothing scientific

1592
01:29:30,531 --> 01:29:32,030
about this science tour
at all.

1593
01:29:32,032 --> 01:29:33,798
No, no, I'm talking
about Peter.

1594
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,633
Has no one noticed
how shady he is?

1595
01:29:35,635 --> 01:29:37,636
I saw him in the back room
of a rest stop

1596
01:29:37,638 --> 01:29:39,504
with some woman
in his underwear,

1597
01:29:39,506 --> 01:29:41,274
and he's always
sneaking away,

1598
01:29:41,276 --> 01:29:43,209
like back at the opera, huh?

1599
01:29:43,211 --> 01:29:46,678
Now he's suddenly off the trip,
with his family in Berlin?

1600
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:49,084
Is no one else here
interested in the truth?

1601
01:29:50,518 --> 01:29:52,785
"The very concept
of objective truth

1602
01:29:52,787 --> 01:29:54,387
is fading out of the world."

1603
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:56,289
George Orwell.
Thank you, MJ.

1604
01:29:56,291 --> 01:29:58,690
Yeah. Well, since
Peter's not really here

1605
01:29:58,692 --> 01:29:59,792
to tell his truth,

1606
01:29:59,794 --> 01:30:01,561
what about you, Brad?

1607
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:03,896
Why take pictures of people
in the bathroom?

1608
01:30:03,898 --> 01:30:05,664
Yeah, dude,
what's that about?

1609
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:08,366
No, no, no,
it wasn't like that. It was...

1610
01:30:08,368 --> 01:30:09,668
I was trying to take a...

1611
01:30:09,670 --> 01:30:11,704
Let's put all
this craziness behind us

1612
01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:14,573
and have a nice,
peaceful afternoon.

1613
01:30:14,575 --> 01:30:18,643
"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,"
said the class. Okay.

1614
01:30:18,645 --> 01:30:21,713
I'm gonna be a cool teacher
right now.

1615
01:30:21,715 --> 01:30:24,316
You gotta stop doing that.
It is weird.

1616
01:30:24,318 --> 01:30:28,053
No more photos in the bathroom.
Urinal or stalls.

1617
01:30:28,055 --> 01:30:29,788
- Okay?
- Look at this.

1618
01:30:29,790 --> 01:30:31,557
Mr. Harrington,
this is your bus.

1619
01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:34,860
- We got a bus all to ourselves.
- Nice to see you all. Come along.

1620
01:30:34,862 --> 01:30:36,994
- I'll get this, yeah? Why not?
- Thank you.

1621
01:30:36,996 --> 01:30:39,030
Yeah. Thank you, brother.

1622
01:30:39,032 --> 01:30:40,899
All right.

1623
01:30:40,901 --> 01:30:42,604
I have the kids.

1624
01:30:46,474 --> 01:30:48,406
I got here as fast as I could.

1625
01:30:48,408 --> 01:30:51,509
I did a full perimeter sweep.
Nothing.

1626
01:30:51,511 --> 01:30:52,413
Damn it.

1627
01:30:55,015 --> 01:30:56,214
Pulse is spiking.

1628
01:30:56,216 --> 01:30:57,682
I'll take
another look.

1629
01:30:57,684 --> 01:30:59,517
Soon as you see something,
report.

1630
01:30:59,519 --> 01:31:01,887
<i>You're all we've got, Beck.</i>

1631
01:31:01,889 --> 01:31:04,559
If this is what I
fear, then God help us, Fury.

1632
01:31:05,826 --> 01:31:08,561
God help us all.

1633
01:31:08,563 --> 01:31:10,596
Okay, no Avengers coming.
Good to go.

1634
01:31:10,598 --> 01:31:13,531
- <i>William, launch the drones.</i>
- Copy that, brother.

1635
01:31:13,533 --> 01:31:17,268
<i>Drones are entering
the atmosphere weapons-hot.</i>

1636
01:31:22,742 --> 01:31:24,877
- Excellent. Janice?
- Working on the cape.

1637
01:31:24,879 --> 01:31:26,111
Get those wrinkles out.

1638
01:31:26,113 --> 01:31:28,079
I could be shaking hands
with the queen.

1639
01:31:28,081 --> 01:31:29,649
- <i>Guterman?</i>
- Almost in position.

1640
01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:32,217
- Okay. Hit it, Victoria.
- Increasing pulse.

1641
01:31:33,621 --> 01:31:36,254
Whatever this is,
it's 100 times bigger

1642
01:31:36,256 --> 01:31:37,422
than the previous ones.

1643
01:31:37,424 --> 01:31:38,757
EDITH?

1644
01:31:38,759 --> 01:31:40,392
<i>Yes, Quentin.</i>

1645
01:31:40,394 --> 01:31:42,160
Show me my loose ends.

1646
01:31:42,162 --> 01:31:43,995
Once the show's going,

1647
01:31:43,997 --> 01:31:45,830
execute the kill order
on my command.

1648
01:31:45,832 --> 01:31:47,065
- <i>Copy.</i>
- All right.

1649
01:31:47,067 --> 01:31:48,834
Start the show.

1650
01:31:50,104 --> 01:31:52,140
Let's save the world,
people.

1651
01:31:54,408 --> 01:31:57,343
I don't like this.
Something's definitely up.

1652
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:00,512
You're an FOS now.
"Friend of Spider-Man."

1653
01:32:00,514 --> 01:32:03,748
And you have to remember,
just stay calm.

1654
01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:08,686
That doesn't
look good.

1655
01:32:08,688 --> 01:32:10,755
But it's fake,
nothing to worry about.

1656
01:32:10,757 --> 01:32:14,960
And the kids
are in the kill zone.

1657
01:32:14,962 --> 01:32:16,965
<i>Great work, Guterman.</i>

1658
01:32:18,197 --> 01:32:19,865
What?

1659
01:32:19,867 --> 01:32:22,468
- <i>Happy Hogan here.</i>
- I know. What do you want?

1660
01:32:22,470 --> 01:32:24,669
<i>At Mr. Stark's,
going through his belongings.</i>

1661
01:32:24,671 --> 01:32:26,638
<i>There was a surfboard
you left behind.</i>

1662
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,473
- What?
- <i>People said they didn't think</i>

1663
01:32:28,475 --> 01:32:31,744
<i>Nick Fury was a surfer, I said,
"Appearances can be deceiving."</i>

1664
01:32:31,746 --> 01:32:34,480
It's not mine. And don't ever
call this number again.

1665
01:32:42,322 --> 01:32:44,923
Fury's got the coded message.

1666
01:32:44,925 --> 01:32:46,758
Your friends
are at the Tower Bridge.

1667
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,460
Your boy called it London
Bridge, but I figured it out.

1668
01:32:49,462 --> 01:32:51,163
- I'll scoop them up, okay?
- Yeah.

1669
01:32:51,165 --> 01:32:52,364
- We're close.
- We're close.

1670
01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:53,765
- How's the suit?
- Almost done.

1671
01:32:53,767 --> 01:32:55,167
- Good.
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

1672
01:32:55,169 --> 01:32:57,802
Before you go,
if something happens to me,

1673
01:32:57,804 --> 01:32:59,538
could you please give
this to MJ?

1674
01:32:59,540 --> 01:33:01,807
You'll make it back.
Give it to her yourself.

1675
01:33:01,809 --> 01:33:03,275
- You got this.
- I got this.

1676
01:33:03,277 --> 01:33:06,177
- Walk me through it.
- I know it's illusion tech.

1677
01:33:06,179 --> 01:33:07,946
All I do
is get inside the illusion,

1678
01:33:07,948 --> 01:33:09,181
then I can take it down,

1679
01:33:09,183 --> 01:33:10,783
find him,
and he's just a guy.

1680
01:33:10,785 --> 01:33:12,217
I can take EDITH
right back.

1681
01:33:12,219 --> 01:33:14,719
Right, but last time,
you got hit by a train.

1682
01:33:14,721 --> 01:33:17,890
True, but this time...

1683
01:33:17,892 --> 01:33:20,825
How do I explain this? Uh...
I have a sixth sense.

1684
01:33:20,827 --> 01:33:24,463
The Peter-tingle. That's what
you're talking about, right?

1685
01:33:24,465 --> 01:33:25,731
It's not working, though.

1686
01:33:25,733 --> 01:33:27,700
I heard it wasn't working now.
Is it?

1687
01:33:27,702 --> 01:33:30,002
It is working.
I don't know if it's working...

1688
01:33:30,004 --> 01:33:32,070
You got the Peter-tingle.
That's the plan.

1689
01:33:32,072 --> 01:33:33,539
I'm gonna go get
your friends.

1690
01:33:33,541 --> 01:33:35,740
You get that Peter-tingle
back online.

1691
01:33:35,742 --> 01:33:36,909
I got this. I got this.

1692
01:33:51,524 --> 01:33:52,557
Cue the lightning.

1693
01:33:52,559 --> 01:33:54,661
Cuing lightning.

1694
01:33:59,399 --> 01:34:01,466
Sir, is it still safe
on the top,

1695
01:34:01,468 --> 01:34:03,735
or should we all come down?

1696
01:34:03,737 --> 01:34:04,671
Oh, my.

1697
01:34:06,573 --> 01:34:08,039
What did
the bus driver say?

1698
01:34:08,041 --> 01:34:09,641
Bus driver's gone.

1699
01:34:09,643 --> 01:34:11,142
- What?
- Where?

1700
01:34:11,144 --> 01:34:13,978
It's okay. Mr. Dell and I
have it under control!

1701
01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:15,448
No. Don't drag me into this.

1702
01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:18,284
I'm doing my best,
Julius!

1703
01:34:18,286 --> 01:34:20,718
- Look...
- Oh, the witches are back.

1704
01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:23,023
Oh, my God, get off the bus!

1705
01:34:27,827 --> 01:34:29,794
- Okay.
- Okay, follow me, kids.

1706
01:34:32,934 --> 01:34:35,003
Come on, let's go!

1707
01:34:47,313 --> 01:34:50,449
Now, that is
an Avengers-level threat.

1708
01:35:07,001 --> 01:35:08,834
This way. This way!

1709
01:35:08,836 --> 01:35:10,268
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my God!

1710
01:35:10,270 --> 01:35:12,170
- Flash!
- Follow that hand.

1711
01:35:12,172 --> 01:35:13,938
This way. Follow me.

1712
01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:17,109
- It's not real, it's not real!
- It looks real to me!

1713
01:35:17,111 --> 01:35:19,445
Follow me, kids!

1714
01:35:19,447 --> 01:35:21,646
Earth, wind, fire, water.
Oh, no.

1715
01:35:21,648 --> 01:35:23,749
They joined forces
like the Power Rangers.

1716
01:35:23,751 --> 01:35:25,517
- You're thinking of Voltron.
- Who?

1717
01:35:25,519 --> 01:35:27,485
Voltron!
You're thinking of Voltron!

1718
01:35:27,487 --> 01:35:29,355
Hey, look,
it's Mysterio!

1719
01:35:29,357 --> 01:35:31,024
He's gonna save us!

1720
01:35:33,693 --> 01:35:35,960
Wait, if Mysterio
knows we know...

1721
01:35:35,962 --> 01:35:38,129
- Then we're in danger.
- Yeah, and so are they.

1722
01:35:38,131 --> 01:35:39,332
We should go.

1723
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,169
Kill that witch! Ba-bow!

1724
01:35:43,737 --> 01:35:46,673
This is for my family!

1725
01:35:48,076 --> 01:35:49,841
You should get
somewhere safe, Fury.

1726
01:35:49,843 --> 01:35:51,509
<i>I don't see this
ending well.</i>

1727
01:35:51,511 --> 01:35:53,512
I appreciate your concern,

1728
01:35:53,514 --> 01:35:55,516
but I never leave my men
behind.

1729
01:35:57,384 --> 01:35:59,418
All right, comms check.
Can you hear me?

1730
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,186
I can.
It's a little loud out here.

1731
01:36:01,188 --> 01:36:02,887
- I like the new suit.
- Thanks.

1732
01:36:02,889 --> 01:36:05,257
Whoa, Peter,
you sure that's not real?

1733
01:36:05,259 --> 01:36:07,859
Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger
than I expected.

1734
01:36:07,861 --> 01:36:09,160
- Still the play?
- Uh-huh.

1735
01:36:09,162 --> 01:36:10,728
We need to get high enough

1736
01:36:10,730 --> 01:36:14,434
- so Beck doesn't see me coming.
- Copy. Stay sticky.

1737
01:36:16,870 --> 01:36:19,036
- Hey, Happy.
- Yeah, kid. What is it?

1738
01:36:19,038 --> 01:36:22,540
We need to have a conversation
about you and my aunt!

1739
01:36:36,523 --> 01:36:38,655
Beck, report!

1740
01:36:38,657 --> 01:36:41,159
I need a response.
Something quick and decisive.

1741
01:36:41,161 --> 01:36:42,660
"It's all the Elementals.

1742
01:36:42,662 --> 01:36:44,596
They're merged
into something..."

1743
01:36:44,598 --> 01:36:46,999
...into something else.
Something more powerful.

1744
01:36:47,001 --> 01:36:49,403
It's drawing energy
from the Earth's core.

1745
01:36:53,573 --> 01:36:56,008
See, now,
that's some bullshit.

1746
01:36:58,612 --> 01:36:59,546
Is that...?

1747
01:37:04,684 --> 01:37:06,116
Be ready for anything.

1748
01:37:06,118 --> 01:37:07,154
Yeah.

1749
01:37:13,059 --> 01:37:15,495
It's not real,
it's not real, it's not real!

1750
01:37:20,032 --> 01:37:22,267
Whoa.

1751
01:37:22,269 --> 01:37:24,071
That's awesome.

1752
01:37:49,295 --> 01:37:51,463
William, I've got drones
breaking formation.

1753
01:37:51,465 --> 01:37:53,798
Maybe they hit a flock of birds.
You're fine.

1754
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,803
I wanna see what's happening
Taking manual control.

1755
01:38:02,609 --> 01:38:04,776
<i>Do you see anything?</i>

1756
01:38:04,778 --> 01:38:07,748
Yeah.
And I'm gonna kill him.

1757
01:38:12,452 --> 01:38:14,254
I hope this works.

1758
01:38:30,504 --> 01:38:31,439
You got me?

1759
01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:38,043
I got you.

1760
01:38:38,045 --> 01:38:40,846
<i>Boss,
the illusion is coming apart.</i>

1761
01:38:43,517 --> 01:38:44,883
I see you.

1762
01:38:48,688 --> 01:38:50,690
- EDITH, give me protection.
- <i>Copy.</i>

1763
01:39:05,371 --> 01:39:07,004
Just kill the illusion.
Kill it.

1764
01:39:07,006 --> 01:39:08,374
I'm not gonna. They'll see.

1765
01:39:08,376 --> 01:39:10,909
They'll see
what I want them to see!

1766
01:39:10,911 --> 01:39:13,978
- Do you still need the cape?
- Yes, Janice.

1767
01:39:13,980 --> 01:39:16,017
- I still need the cape.
- Done.

1768
01:39:18,818 --> 01:39:21,319
- Now render my illusion suit.
- All right, hang on.

1769
01:39:21,321 --> 01:39:23,554
<i>The monster was full of drones!
It's crazy!</i>

1770
01:39:23,556 --> 01:39:24,759
There you are.

1771
01:39:28,528 --> 01:39:29,694
Easy.

1772
01:39:33,899 --> 01:39:35,333
Who the hell is that?

1773
01:39:36,937 --> 01:39:38,169
- Ned!
- Happy!

1774
01:39:38,171 --> 01:39:40,070
I gotta get you out of here!

1775
01:39:40,072 --> 01:39:41,438
- Get on the jet!
- Who are you?

1776
01:39:41,440 --> 01:39:43,609
I work with Spider-Man.
Get on that jet.

1777
01:39:43,611 --> 01:39:45,444
You work for Spider-Man?

1778
01:39:45,446 --> 01:39:47,648
I work with Spider-Man,
not for Spider-Man.

1779
01:39:50,283 --> 01:39:52,383
- New plan. Into the Tower.
- What?

1780
01:39:52,385 --> 01:39:53,718
Happy, are you okay?

1781
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:55,420
<i>We're okay. Just get Beck.</i>

1782
01:39:55,422 --> 01:39:57,888
- EDITH, target Spider-Man.
- <i>Copy.</i>

1783
01:40:02,261 --> 01:40:04,431
I'll just kill the kids
myself.

1784
01:40:09,336 --> 01:40:10,304
Whoa!

1785
01:40:19,112 --> 01:40:20,447
There you are.

1786
01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:24,650
Into the Crown Jewels vault!

1787
01:40:24,652 --> 01:40:26,520
- Yeah, go, go, go!
- Come on.

1788
01:40:30,424 --> 01:40:32,022
- Go!
- Into the vault!

1789
01:40:32,024 --> 01:40:34,293
The walls are 8 feet thick.
Go into the vault!

1790
01:40:34,295 --> 01:40:35,593
- What?
- Into the vault. Go!

1791
01:40:38,532 --> 01:40:40,167
Take cover!

1792
01:40:58,652 --> 01:40:59,620
Okay.

1793
01:41:04,190 --> 01:41:05,289
Yeah?

1794
01:41:05,291 --> 01:41:07,127
No. No.

1795
01:41:11,430 --> 01:41:12,665
I see you.

1796
01:41:14,934 --> 01:41:15,870
Get that thing out...

1797
01:41:21,474 --> 01:41:22,642
Go!

1798
01:41:29,515 --> 01:41:31,852
How does Cap do that?

1799
01:41:40,894 --> 01:41:44,195
Happy, say something,
to let me know you're alive!

1800
01:41:44,197 --> 01:41:46,563
- <i>I'm here. I'm here.</i>
- Happy, thank God.

1801
01:41:46,565 --> 01:41:50,735
I bought us some time,
but not much.

1802
01:41:50,737 --> 01:41:54,040
I'm trying to get to Beck,
but I can't shake these drones!

1803
01:42:08,121 --> 01:42:09,623
Gotcha.

1804
01:42:31,377 --> 01:42:33,179
Going up!

1805
01:43:09,448 --> 01:43:10,448
Finally.

1806
01:43:10,450 --> 01:43:12,918
Hey, William, how we doing?

1807
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:15,119
Illusion almost back up.

1808
01:43:15,121 --> 01:43:17,625
<i>I don't know
how you're gonna spin this.</i>

1809
01:43:32,005 --> 01:43:33,274
Oh, great. No webs.

1810
01:43:46,987 --> 01:43:49,190
- Are we gonna die?
- Nobody dies on my watch.

1811
01:43:51,791 --> 01:43:53,725
I wasted my life
playing video games,

1812
01:43:53,727 --> 01:43:55,526
and we're gonna die.

1813
01:43:55,528 --> 01:43:59,463
I have a fake ID,
and I've never even used it.

1814
01:43:59,465 --> 01:44:02,200
I post stupid videos daily
for people to like me.

1815
01:44:02,202 --> 01:44:04,901
Hey, if it wasn't
for those stupid videos,

1816
01:44:04,903 --> 01:44:07,138
Spider-Man would've never
found you.

1817
01:44:07,140 --> 01:44:10,709
Spider-Man...? Spider-Man
follows me? I saved us, guys.

1818
01:44:10,711 --> 01:44:12,709
If you saved us,
why are we about to die?

1819
01:44:12,711 --> 01:44:14,177
- MJ!
- Stop it!

1820
01:44:14,179 --> 01:44:15,646
I'm sorry, okay?

1821
01:44:15,648 --> 01:44:17,348
I'm obsessed
with telling the truth

1822
01:44:17,350 --> 01:44:19,984
even if it hurts
other people's feelings.

1823
01:44:19,986 --> 01:44:22,022
I'm in love
with Spider-Man's aunt.

1824
01:44:26,091 --> 01:44:27,527
We're sharing, right?

1825
01:45:06,666 --> 01:45:09,401
Your lies are over, Beck.

1826
01:45:09,403 --> 01:45:13,003
This certainly isn't ideal,
but I have contingencies.

1827
01:45:13,005 --> 01:45:14,374
EDITH?

1828
01:45:22,181 --> 01:45:24,749
Just give me the glasses.

1829
01:45:24,751 --> 01:45:26,487
You want these?

1830
01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:28,821
Come and get them.

1831
01:45:39,131 --> 01:45:40,563
Come on, Peter-tingle.

1832
01:46:05,425 --> 01:46:06,924
Why aren't
these drones firing?

1833
01:46:06,926 --> 01:46:08,793
<i>You're in the strike zone.</i>

1834
01:46:08,795 --> 01:46:12,866
- <i>The chance of getting hit is...</i>
- No, fire all the drones now!

1835
01:46:31,283 --> 01:46:32,851
Beck!

1836
01:46:36,156 --> 01:46:37,157
Beck.

1837
01:46:38,323 --> 01:46:39,856
You lied to me.

1838
01:46:39,858 --> 01:46:42,727
- And I trusted you.
- I know.

1839
01:46:42,729 --> 01:46:45,195
That's the most...

1840
01:46:45,197 --> 01:46:47,334
d-disappointing part.

1841
01:46:48,568 --> 01:46:50,504
You're a good person,
Peter.

1842
01:46:52,738 --> 01:46:54,540
Such a weakness.

1843
01:46:56,643 --> 01:46:58,875
Stark was right.

1844
01:46:58,877 --> 01:47:00,880
You do deserve them.

1845
01:47:12,024 --> 01:47:14,394
You can't trick me anymore.

1846
01:47:17,697 --> 01:47:20,198
EDITH,
turn off the drones.

1847
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:23,868
<i>Biometric scan complete.
Welcome back, Peter.</i>

1848
01:47:23,870 --> 01:47:25,802
<i>Execute
all cancellation protocols?</i>

1849
01:47:25,804 --> 01:47:27,038
Just do it.

1850
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:28,609
- Execute them all.
- <i>Confirmed.</i>

1851
01:47:37,849 --> 01:47:39,918
Give me the spear.

1852
01:47:39,920 --> 01:47:41,388
That's a halberd. Ahem.

1853
01:47:46,425 --> 01:47:48,027
Thank you.

1854
01:47:51,598 --> 01:47:54,935
- How could you do all of this?
- You'll see, Peter.

1855
01:47:56,602 --> 01:48:00,340
People,
they need to believe.

1856
01:48:01,407 --> 01:48:03,276
And nowadays...

1857
01:48:05,077 --> 01:48:07,447
they'll believe anything.

1858
01:48:17,756 --> 01:48:19,192
Is he...?

1859
01:48:20,393 --> 01:48:21,795
Is this real?

1860
01:48:23,296 --> 01:48:25,598
<i>All illusions are down, Peter.</i>

1861
01:48:40,078 --> 01:48:41,678
Whoo! Yeah!

1862
01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:43,347
Hey, where you going?

1863
01:48:50,989 --> 01:48:52,225
- MJ.
- Hey.

1864
01:48:53,091 --> 01:48:54,459
- Hey.
- Hey.

1865
01:48:54,461 --> 01:48:56,293
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay. Are you okay?

1866
01:48:56,295 --> 01:48:58,629
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Is everybody else okay?

1867
01:48:58,631 --> 01:49:01,499
Yeah, everyone's okay.

1868
01:49:01,501 --> 01:49:04,168
- What happened?
- There was just the drones,

1869
01:49:04,170 --> 01:49:07,440
and they were following us,
and then they just stopped.

1870
01:49:08,675 --> 01:49:10,711
- Was that you?
- Yeah.

1871
01:49:11,644 --> 01:49:13,180
Did you get him?

1872
01:49:15,916 --> 01:49:17,518
- Yeah.
- Well, I, um...

1873
01:49:19,019 --> 01:49:21,017
brought that.

1874
01:49:21,019 --> 01:49:23,320
In case
you needed some help.

1875
01:49:23,322 --> 01:49:25,325
Thanks.

1876
01:49:26,526 --> 01:49:28,426
Anyway, uh,

1877
01:49:28,428 --> 01:49:31,094
there was this sweaty guy
in the tower with us.

1878
01:49:31,096 --> 01:49:34,031
I think he works for you
or something.

1879
01:49:34,033 --> 01:49:35,165
He, um...

1880
01:49:35,167 --> 01:49:36,700
He gave me this.

1881
01:49:36,702 --> 01:49:38,638
No. No.

1882
01:49:40,139 --> 01:49:41,704
Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.

1883
01:49:41,706 --> 01:49:43,842
- I had this stupid plan.
- Peter.

1884
01:49:43,844 --> 01:49:45,843
I wrote it down,
I was gonna buy you this

1885
01:49:45,845 --> 01:49:47,881
and give it to you in Paris
at the top...

1886
01:49:51,349 --> 01:49:52,784
And you kissed me.

1887
01:49:52,786 --> 01:49:55,453
- What? What?
- Yeah.

1888
01:49:55,455 --> 01:49:57,454
I don't really have
much luck

1889
01:49:57,456 --> 01:50:00,958
when it comes
to getting close to people.

1890
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:03,764
Um... So I lied.

1891
01:50:05,063 --> 01:50:06,563
I wasn't just watching you

1892
01:50:06,565 --> 01:50:09,702
because I thought
you were Spider-Man.

1893
01:50:13,607 --> 01:50:15,075
That's great.

1894
01:50:16,542 --> 01:50:19,076
- Black dahlia, like the murder.
- The murder.

1895
01:50:19,078 --> 01:50:21,212
- Good.
- Yeah. Heh.

1896
01:50:21,214 --> 01:50:22,914
Sorry it's broken.

1897
01:50:22,916 --> 01:50:25,783
I actually like it better
broken.

1898
01:50:25,785 --> 01:50:28,055
I really like you.

1899
01:50:29,755 --> 01:50:31,224
I really like you too.

1900
01:50:32,392 --> 01:50:33,891
Uh...

1901
01:50:45,304 --> 01:50:47,538
Uh. Okay. I should...

1902
01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:50,575
I should probably get back
to the class.

1903
01:50:50,577 --> 01:50:51,979
I'll go and...

1904
01:50:53,211 --> 01:50:55,482
- Yeah. Heh. I don't know.
- Heh. Okay.

1905
01:50:56,782 --> 01:50:57,850
Just in case.

1906
01:51:05,925 --> 01:51:07,458
Yeah, no.

1907
01:51:07,460 --> 01:51:10,794
No, May, you're right.
He did great. He was strong.

1908
01:51:10,796 --> 01:51:12,963
Yeah.
I'm glad he stayed too.

1909
01:51:12,965 --> 01:51:14,800
I gotta go.

1910
01:51:15,867 --> 01:51:17,133
I'm glad you're alive.

1911
01:51:17,135 --> 01:51:18,869
I guess the coded message
worked.

1912
01:51:18,871 --> 01:51:21,472
"Appearances can be
deceiving." Heh.

1913
01:51:21,474 --> 01:51:23,908
I'm surprised you didn't
just wink in the camera.

1914
01:51:23,910 --> 01:51:26,410
- It worked.
- Because I had serious doubts

1915
01:51:26,412 --> 01:51:27,878
about Beck
from the beginning.

1916
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:29,449
Not true.
He had zero doubts.

1917
01:51:33,118 --> 01:51:34,218
Where's Parker?

1918
01:51:34,220 --> 01:51:35,619
He's with a girl.

1919
01:51:35,621 --> 01:51:38,289
I need to speak with him.

1920
01:51:38,291 --> 01:51:40,091
He'll call you.

1921
01:51:40,093 --> 01:51:41,792
He'll...?

1922
01:51:45,165 --> 01:51:47,298
Okay. Great.

1923
01:51:47,300 --> 01:51:49,167
Well, he better.

1924
01:51:49,169 --> 01:51:50,269
Or it's your ass.

1925
01:51:51,737 --> 01:51:55,106
And don't even think
about ghosting me.

1926
01:51:59,345 --> 01:52:02,012
<i>♪ Hey, little girl ♪</i>

1927
01:52:02,014 --> 01:52:05,352
<i>♪ I wanna be
Your boyfriend ♪</i>

1928
01:52:06,652 --> 01:52:09,152
<i>♪ Sweet little girl... ♪</i>

1929
01:52:11,957 --> 01:52:14,124
Are you sure
no one else has figured it out?

1930
01:52:14,126 --> 01:52:17,728
Yeah, it's not like anybody
really pays attention to you.

1931
01:52:17,730 --> 01:52:18,728
Ouch.

1932
01:52:18,730 --> 01:52:20,563
Except for me.

1933
01:52:20,565 --> 01:52:21,999
Aw. Thanks.

1934
01:52:22,001 --> 01:52:23,801
- Don't be late.
- I won't.

1935
01:52:23,803 --> 01:52:25,002
See you later.

1936
01:52:25,004 --> 01:52:27,538
- You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.

1937
01:52:27,540 --> 01:52:29,339
Uh...

1938
01:52:29,341 --> 01:52:32,877
I was thinking we should all go
on a double date or something.

1939
01:52:32,879 --> 01:52:35,545
Oh, we broke up.

1940
01:52:35,547 --> 01:52:36,981
No. What? Why?

1941
01:52:36,983 --> 01:52:39,415
Men and women
grow apart,

1942
01:52:39,417 --> 01:52:41,252
but the journey
they share together

1943
01:52:41,254 --> 01:52:43,487
will always be a part
of them.

1944
01:52:43,489 --> 01:52:46,126
- You are so wise.
- Thank you.

1945
01:52:49,528 --> 01:52:51,862
Hello, Gerald.

1946
01:52:51,864 --> 01:52:54,067
Could Mother not make it?

1947
01:52:55,234 --> 01:52:56,737
Hmm.

1948
01:52:59,872 --> 01:53:01,438
- May!
- I promise you... Ah!

1949
01:53:01,440 --> 01:53:04,174
Oh, he's here.
Don't give me a ticket.

1950
01:53:04,176 --> 01:53:07,945
- Heh. Ah.
- Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay.

1951
01:53:07,947 --> 01:53:11,015
No, for real, I'm good.
I'm actually really fine.

1952
01:53:11,017 --> 01:53:12,816
Let's go.
Where are your bags?

1953
01:53:12,818 --> 01:53:14,218
Oh, right.
They got blown up.

1954
01:53:14,220 --> 01:53:16,020
Yeah. Heh.

1955
01:53:16,022 --> 01:53:17,489
I got you
hot buttered bagels.

1956
01:53:17,491 --> 01:53:19,589
- Thank you so much.
- I know my boy.

1957
01:53:19,591 --> 01:53:21,526
<i>I kept my
identity pretty guarded</i>

1958
01:53:21,528 --> 01:53:23,060
<i>this past couple years.</i>

1959
01:53:23,062 --> 01:53:24,861
<i>I faced a lot of deception.</i>

1960
01:53:24,863 --> 01:53:27,832
<i>And I'm tired of the lies.</i>

1961
01:53:27,834 --> 01:53:30,537
So it's time for the truth
to be out there.

1962
01:53:33,104 --> 01:53:34,107
Are you dating?

1963
01:53:35,108 --> 01:53:37,408
- Yes.
- Not really.

1964
01:53:37,410 --> 01:53:39,243
- What?
- Well...

1965
01:53:39,245 --> 01:53:40,744
- I think...
- Summer fling.

1966
01:53:40,746 --> 01:53:43,414
Yes, that evolves
and grows like any other.

1967
01:53:43,416 --> 01:53:45,182
I still don't know
where it's going.

1968
01:53:45,184 --> 01:53:46,683
Open to wherever
it might lead.

1969
01:53:46,685 --> 01:53:49,020
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...

1970
01:53:49,022 --> 01:53:50,954
We'll always be friends,
no matter what.

1971
01:53:50,956 --> 01:53:52,789
I'm gonna go
because I've got a date.

1972
01:53:52,791 --> 01:53:55,392
...because we
all are interconnected.

1973
01:53:55,394 --> 01:53:56,593
- Bye.
- We are.

1974
01:54:09,642 --> 01:54:11,042
Whoo!

1975
01:54:15,247 --> 01:54:16,817
Sorry!

1976
01:54:21,287 --> 01:54:22,322
Whoa!

1977
01:54:23,688 --> 01:54:25,157
Whoa.

1978
01:54:27,827 --> 01:54:29,129
Whoo!

1979
01:54:36,269 --> 01:54:39,139
Whoo-hoo!

1980
01:54:53,185 --> 01:54:54,819
- Hey.
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

1981
01:54:54,821 --> 01:54:57,221
- It's fine.
- You ready?

1982
01:54:57,223 --> 01:54:58,990
- Yeah.
- You're gonna love this.

1983
01:54:58,992 --> 01:55:00,958
Okay! Okay!

1984
01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:02,860
- Okay. Okay.
- You ready?

1985
01:55:02,862 --> 01:55:06,163
Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
I'm not gonna watch.

1986
01:55:08,067 --> 01:55:11,235
I should stop looking.
I'm gonna stop looking! Heh.

1987
01:55:11,237 --> 01:55:13,573
Whoo!

1988
01:55:28,354 --> 01:55:32,692
<i>♪ Can't seem to get my mind
Off of you ♪</i>

1989
01:55:34,460 --> 01:55:38,861
<i>♪ Back here at home
There's nothing to do ♪</i>

1990
01:55:38,863 --> 01:55:40,498
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1991
01:55:40,500 --> 01:55:43,566
<i>♪ Now that I'm away ♪</i>

1992
01:55:43,568 --> 01:55:46,637
<i>♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪</i>

1993
01:55:46,639 --> 01:55:52,810
<i>♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine
That you won't be in ♪</i>

1994
01:55:52,812 --> 01:55:57,384
<i>♪ When you looked at me
I should've run ♪</i>

1995
01:55:59,018 --> 01:56:03,189
<i>♪ But I thought
It was just for fun ♪</i>

1996
01:56:04,991 --> 01:56:08,058
<i>♪ I see I was wrong ♪</i>

1997
01:56:08,060 --> 01:56:11,195
<i>♪ And I'm not so strong ♪</i>

1998
01:56:11,197 --> 01:56:17,267
<i>♪ I should've known all along
That time would tell ♪</i>

1999
01:56:17,269 --> 01:56:23,441
<i>♪ A week without you
Thought I'd forget ♪</i>

2000
01:56:23,443 --> 01:56:25,610
<i>♪ Two weeks without you ♪</i>

2001
01:56:25,612 --> 01:56:31,214
<i>♪ And I still haven't gotten
Over you yet ♪</i>

2002
01:56:31,216 --> 01:56:34,284
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2003
01:56:34,286 --> 01:56:37,288
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2004
01:56:37,290 --> 01:56:41,461
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2005
01:56:43,496 --> 01:56:46,562
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2006
01:56:46,564 --> 01:56:49,633
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2007
01:56:49,635 --> 01:56:53,672
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2008
01:56:55,642 --> 01:56:58,909
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2009
01:56:58,911 --> 01:57:01,911
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2010
01:57:01,913 --> 01:57:06,152
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2011
01:57:27,407 --> 01:57:30,477
Okay. You can put me down now!
You can put me down now!

2012
01:57:32,010 --> 01:57:33,612
You okay?

2013
01:57:35,147 --> 01:57:36,513
Uh...

2014
01:57:36,515 --> 01:57:39,083
Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

2015
01:57:39,085 --> 01:57:41,685
Let's just...
Never, never doing that again.

2016
01:57:41,687 --> 01:57:43,486
- I'm never doing that again.
- Okay.

2017
01:57:43,488 --> 01:57:45,289
I should probably
get out of here.

2018
01:57:45,291 --> 01:57:46,893
- Be safe. Heh.
- See you later.

2019
01:57:50,162 --> 01:57:52,362
<i>This is breaking news.</i>

2020
01:57:52,364 --> 01:57:55,365
<i>We come with revelations about
last week's attack in London.</i>

2021
01:57:55,367 --> 01:57:57,633
<i>An anonymous source
provided this video.</i>

2022
01:57:57,635 --> 01:58:00,503
<i>It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,</i>

2023
01:58:00,505 --> 01:58:02,505
<i>moments before his death.</i>

2024
01:58:02,507 --> 01:58:04,776
<i>A warning, you may find
this video disturbing.</i>

2025
01:58:04,778 --> 01:58:06,877
<i>I managed to send the Elemental
through the rift,</i>

2026
01:58:06,879 --> 01:58:08,811
<i>but I don't think
I'm gonna make it.</i>

2027
01:58:08,813 --> 01:58:10,713
<i>Spider-Man attacked me
for some reason.</i>

2028
01:58:10,715 --> 01:58:13,383
<i>He has an army of weaponized
drones, Stark technology,</i>

2029
01:58:13,385 --> 01:58:17,020
<i>saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man.</i>

2030
01:58:17,022 --> 01:58:19,856
<i>Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?</i>

2031
01:58:19,858 --> 01:58:21,691
<i>There will be
significant casualties.</i>

2032
01:58:21,693 --> 01:58:23,694
<i>Do it. Execute them all.</i>

2033
01:58:27,399 --> 01:58:30,601
<i>This shocking video
was released earlier today</i>

2034
01:58:30,603 --> 01:58:32,235
<i>on the controversial
news website</i>

2035
01:58:32,237 --> 01:58:33,838
<i>TheDailyBugle.net.</i>

2036
01:58:33,840 --> 01:58:35,105
<i>There you have it, folks,</i>

2037
01:58:35,107 --> 01:58:37,207
<i>conclusive proof
that Spider-Man</i>

2038
01:58:37,209 --> 01:58:40,110
<i>was responsible
for the murder of Mysterio,</i>

2039
01:58:40,112 --> 01:58:41,712
<i>an interdimensional warrior</i>

2040
01:58:41,714 --> 01:58:43,612
<i>who gave his life
to protect our planet</i>

2041
01:58:43,614 --> 01:58:46,083
<i>and who will no doubt
go down in history</i>

2042
01:58:46,085 --> 01:58:49,186
<i>as the greatest superhero
of all time.</i>

2043
01:58:49,188 --> 01:58:51,355
<i>But that's not all, folks.</i>

2044
01:58:51,357 --> 01:58:52,789
<i>Here's the real blockbuster.</i>

2045
01:58:52,791 --> 01:58:54,691
<i>Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit.</i>

2046
01:58:54,693 --> 01:58:57,663
<i>Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is...</i>

2047
01:59:00,132 --> 01:59:03,868
<i>Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.</i>

2048
01:59:03,870 --> 01:59:05,268
What the fu...?

2049
02:07:06,786 --> 02:07:09,555
<i>♪ Stop
Your messing around ♪</i>

2050
02:07:11,389 --> 02:07:13,423
<i>♪ Better think
Of your future... ♪</i>

2051
02:07:13,425 --> 02:07:15,394
You gotta tell him.

2052
02:07:16,795 --> 02:07:18,962
It was fine.

2053
02:07:18,964 --> 02:07:21,063
The little boy
handled it.

2054
02:07:21,065 --> 02:07:22,766
We helped.

2055
02:07:22,768 --> 02:07:23,900
- Talos.
- Come off it.

2056
02:07:23,902 --> 02:07:25,235
How was I supposed to know

2057
02:07:25,237 --> 02:07:26,703
that the whole thing
was fake?

2058
02:07:26,705 --> 02:07:29,106
I mean, that was all
very, very convincing.

2059
02:07:29,108 --> 02:07:30,774
The performances,
the illusion,

2060
02:07:30,776 --> 02:07:32,808
that costume,
the craftsmanship in that.

2061
02:07:32,810 --> 02:07:35,982
This is just embarrassing
for a shape-shifter. Fine.

2062
02:07:38,384 --> 02:07:41,084
Hey there. I hope your mission
is going well.

2063
02:07:41,086 --> 02:07:44,954
We gave the glasses to Parker
about a week ago, like you said.

2064
02:07:44,956 --> 02:07:48,525
And it was very touching,
you know?

2065
02:07:48,527 --> 02:07:50,393
Really, really
quite touching.

2066
02:07:50,395 --> 02:07:51,794
Talos.

2067
02:07:51,796 --> 02:07:55,865
Um... And, you know,
shortly after that,

2068
02:07:55,867 --> 02:07:57,700
it really kind of went
off the rails,

2069
02:07:57,702 --> 02:07:59,203
so we need you to come back.

2070
02:07:59,205 --> 02:08:01,371
Everyone kept asking
where the Avengers are,

2071
02:08:01,373 --> 02:08:02,972
I don't know
what to say to that,

2072
02:08:02,974 --> 02:08:05,308
<i>so you're lucky
that Spider-Man won...</i>

2073
02:08:27,399 --> 02:08:29,535
Everybody back to work!

2074
02:08:36,407 --> 02:08:38,276
Who's got my shoes?

2075
02:08:40,226 --> 02:08:45,226
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