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- [Narrator] I once had a big dream

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about making a really big Hollywood movie

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with a really big budget.

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Instead, I had to make this
film with only 10 cents.

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All right. It wasn't exactly 10 cents,

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but we had very little
money and no script.

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- Where's the script?

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- Nobody got no scripts here.

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(laughing)

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- [Narrator] The seed for this
film was planted years ago.

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As I gradually got to know
my dear friend, Mark Rydell.

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One of the most acclaimed
film directors of all time.

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Having to his credit such
films as On Golden Pond,

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The Rose, The Cowboys.

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- [Director] Mark.

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(snoring)

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Hey, hey come on.

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Hey, hey Mark.

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Come on, we have to start shooting today.

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- What? We have to shoot?

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- [Director] It's you,
it's Ed Asner, Helen Reddy,

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Charlie Robinson, Marion
Ross from Happy Days.

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- My God, how terrific?

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- [Director] Don't be funny.

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You're belittling us,

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you're not treating this seriously, man.

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We're making a movie.

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- Oh my God.

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This is ridi...

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All right, I'm up, I'm
up, I'm up now what?

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- [Director] I have a confession to make.

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- Yeah. Oh.

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- [Director] We went to
the Sundance film festival

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without you.

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♪ Standing by the wall
in the back of the club ♪

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♪ She's a beauty with
the face of an angel ♪

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♪ Get out on the floor, so sexy, turn
me on, put your body in motion...♪

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- [Director] I wanted to take you.

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I was hoping we'd meet
up with your old friend,

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Robert Redford .
- And?

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- [Director] I got shot down.

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- Who shot you down?

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- [Director] It's high elevation,

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there snow slippery ice.

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I couldn't risk you falling.

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- I never heard such bull..(beep)

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You mean because there was snow and ice,

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I couldn't come?

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You thought I'd fall?

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- [Director] You have fallen.

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I have seen you fall.

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Don't bull..(beep) I have seen you fall.

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- No, no-

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- [Director] Yes I have.

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- It must be somebody else.

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- [Director] No, no, no.
I have seen you fall.

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(Mark laughing)

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- [Director] You're laughing.

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(Mark laughing)

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- I am laughing! You're
so full of...(beep)

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I don't fall!

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- [Narrator] Mark's robust
physical appearance can fool you,

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but the fact remains he's 90.

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We had already booked
our flights and condo

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and couldn't get a refund.

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So we decided to go to Sundance anyway.

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♪ Thinkin' about the music ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ The way you cut the rug ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Just like music ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ I can't get enough ooh ♪

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♪ Got me feelin' stupid ♪

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♪ I feel so out of place ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ I love how you're moving ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ So let go all the way yeah ooh ♪

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♪ Baby can this night get any better ♪

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♪ I've got to know ♪

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♪ Better ♪

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♪ I've got to know ♪

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♪ Better ♪

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♪ I wanna know ♪

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♪ Better ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Baby we can do whatever ♪

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♪ Together ♪

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♪ Forever ♪

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♪ Forever ♪

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♪ Get your ass up off the wall ♪

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- [Director] What happened to Dick Shawn?

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Yeah, he died on stage.

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- Onstage.

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- [Director] Tell me that story.

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- In the middle of his act,

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there was like 40 people in the audience

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and he lied down the stage,

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we thought it was part of the act.

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And then he laid down,

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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Went on too long, and finally
a stage manager came out,

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he was dead.

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- [Director] How about you?

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You wanna go like that?

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- No.

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- [Director] You wanna go in my movie?

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You want it?

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Would you rather die in bed
with a young hot sexy nurse?

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- So far sounds good.

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- [Director] You're liking this idea?

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- Yeah (Mark chuckles)

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- [Director] (indistinct)

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- So far I'm smiling.

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- [Director] You're liking that scene.

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- Yes, I do like that scene.

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- [Narrator] Wow.

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- You see the cross.

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You see me, take a guess.

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What am I gonna be?

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Oh yes, you're right,

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the sexy hot nurse.

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- [Narrator] So then I brought
in Mark's dear old pal,

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Charlie Robinson.

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(jazz music)

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Mark had hired Charlie years ago

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to play a role in his film, The River.

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- What the hell am I doing

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in a movie called Senior Entourage

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and ain't nothing ain't no script?

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- [Mark] Charlie, what is with him?

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- My agent called me,

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says, "Charlie, you got a
meeting at Universal Studios."

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I said, "With who?" .

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And he said a man by
the name of Mark Rydell.

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Mark's got snapshots of
pictures all over the place.

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So he said, "Sit down."

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I said," Yeah, what's going on?"

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He said, Look I'm getting ready

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to do a movie called The River.

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I said, "Yeah."

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He said, "Yeah."

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And it's gonna be with
Sissy Spacek and Mel Gibson,

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And I said, "Wow!"

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I said, "Who is Mel Gibson?"

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I'll tell you what,

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he sees himself as Francis Coppola.

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That's what he sees.

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So he thinks if you Francis,
you don't need a script.

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- Well he's full of (beep)

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(Charlie chuckles)

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- Francis, you're full of (beep)
- What are talking about?

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- How am I gonna make
it right for this crew?

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- This is a man who has done
this for years and years.

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- Fifty (beep) years.

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- [Charlie] And he's brilliant at it.

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- [Director] Yeah, I know he is great.

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- [Charlie] So he
understands what it takes

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to do a good important film.

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- Listen to him.

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He knows what he's talking about.

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- You gotta write the thing.

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- I can't, I wrote for Doris Roberts,

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I wrote for Paul Mazursky,
both of them died.

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I was walking through
Washington DC one day,

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he grabs his heart.

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- [Charlie] Okay, yeah. Who?

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- Then he says he needs
Tums or something like that.

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But I though he was having a heart attack.

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I don't want the guy to die on me.

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- What heart attack?!

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- I'm trying to get
money for.. (beep) years.

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And now I hear you're not
happy with your five points

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and everybody else's got five points.

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- This whole thing was my idea.

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- No, no (beep)

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- It was your idea?

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Oh, God!

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(men chattering)
(Mark laughing)

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- What about me?

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(Mark laughing)

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- I got the final cut on this movie!

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- Yeah you (indistinct)

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I have final...

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- That's right

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(beep)

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- Give him the hot nurse.

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- You want a sexy hot nurse?

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- I wanted to say you
back to that I'm back.

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(all laughing)

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- He wants a sexy hot nurse.

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- I thought you liked-

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- I almost forget you get to
that point on my hands up.

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(Mark and Charlie laughing)

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(air whooshing)

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- Father.

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- Yes, my son.

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- Please help me.

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- What's the problem?

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- I have been living a
very very strange life.

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- What's your name, sweetheart?

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- I'm your sexy hot nurse Mark.

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- You sure are, huh?

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- Yes.

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- Oh My God, how lovely?

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- Oh.

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- Wow! I'm so glad to meet you.

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- Very nice meeting you too.

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- What's your name?

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- I have a special invitation
from my friend, Vladimir.

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- Yeah.

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- Who organized a very good trip for us.

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- Where are we going?

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- To St. Petersburg.

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- I want to go immediately.

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Making love to women I don't even know.

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- Oh God bless you.

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- I know it's wrong-
- I'm sorry.

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- But I enjoyed it.

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- You did?

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- I did.

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- A little bit of comfort,
that's what I'm here for.

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I'm here to comfort you, not you.

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(Mark laughing)

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- I'd love some comfort too.

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- I'd like to know more
about the filthy things

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that you've done and the
dirty things you've done

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in your life.

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If you could tell me some of them.

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- Do you wanna hear my confession?

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- Certainly, certainly, let's go.

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(Mark chuckles)

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In the name of the Father and the Son

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and the Holy Spirit,
son, tell me the sins.

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- Bless me father for I've sinned.

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- Ah.

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- It's been a long time
since my last confession.

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- How long?

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- It's been a bunch of years.

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- Oh B'jesus.

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What have you done during that time?

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- Well, I've committed a lot of sins.

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- Right.

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- But the one I'm most
concerned about right now is

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- Yeah

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- Just this making this movie.

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You there.

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- Me here in the tub.

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- You in the tub.

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(speaking in Japanese language)

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(laughing)

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(speaking in Japanese language)

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- You wanna join us? Come on join us.

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- Come on in, come on in.
(nurse laughing)

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(speaking in Japanese language)

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(all laughing)

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- [Narrator} Okay. Enough of
this delightful debauchery.

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I was trying desperately
to assemble an arsenal

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of actors to make this thing work.

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Without money I had to rely on favors.

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So we dragged in Ed Asner.

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(trumpet upbeat music)

268
00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,667
- [Director] Any chance you
can help us get Dick Van Dyke

269
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,001
into this movie?

270
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,171
- Is he still alive?

271
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,714
- [Narrator] The other problem
I had was that I promised

272
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,926
Ed Asner that Dick Van Dyke
would be in the movie too.

273
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,387
Well, Dick signed a letter of intent

274
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,430
but I wasn't actually able to get him

275
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,975
because, well we didn't have a script.

276
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:23,980
- Brian, Dick Van Dyke is not
one of my strong impressions.

277
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,940
What about Robert De Niro?

278
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,567
Robert De Niro, he calls him up

279
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,776
and Ed's got a question

280
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,444
and Robert De Niro has the answer,

281
00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:33,573
go back and forth, they
have a little conversation.

282
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,992
- I told him he'd be calling Dick Van Dyke

283
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,910
and I don't even know if Ed knows.

284
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:38,744
- Oh, Yeah.

285
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:39,579
- De Niro

286
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,413
- Okay.

287
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,499
Well how about George W. Bush?

288
00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:44,417
Why couldn't he call him?

289
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,920
Old leftist, calling and old ambidextrous.

290
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,382
You should have this
conversation going on.

291
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,967
That could be pretty (chuckles)

292
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,926
Pretty classical.

293
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,760
(chuckles)

294
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,554
- I can't imagine Ed's gonna believe

295
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,890
that George Bush is gonna
take his call (indistinct)

296
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,017
- He's got a good imagination.

297
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:01,934
How about Tommy Lee Jones?

298
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,561
Tommy Lee Jones call him up

299
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,813
or take his call, Ed Asner.

300
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,025
It's good Tommy Lee
Jones worked very short.

301
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,444
Ed, Ed, just pick up the phone.

302
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,237
- [Director] Will you call him for us?

303
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,573
- I said I would, yeah, call

304
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,618
but I don't think Dick listens.

305
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,703
Dicky, Dicky is that you?

306
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,292
- Yes Ed I'm here. What do you want?

307
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,130
- Well you don't have
to be so abrupt do you?

308
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,884
Mark and I are involved
in selling this idea,

309
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,055
it's called Senior Entourage.

310
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:39,889
(dog roaring)

311
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,973
What do you think?

312
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,850
- Well I guess so.
(dog roaring)

313
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,935
We've never worked together, have we?

314
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,145
- What?

315
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,481
- I said we'd never really
worked t ogether, have we?

316
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,398
- You and me?

317
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,232
(dog roaring)

318
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:54,737
I remember watching you
with Mary Tyler Moore

319
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:59,533
and I learned a lot from watching
you and Mary Tyler Moore.

320
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,952
I consider you two my tutors.

321
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,582
So what do you say? Are you in or not?

322
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,876
- Oh, I'm gonna have
to see a script first.

323
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:09,919
- You wanna what?

324
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,837
- I said I gotta see a script first.

325
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,465
- Well, we'll send it to you on email.

326
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,342
- Yeah, I'm not too big on email.

327
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,510
Send me a hard copy.

328
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,011
- I got your hard copy.

329
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:19,845
(farts)

330
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,055
You bastard?

331
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,390
- [Dick] All right Ed, we are done here.

332
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,059
- Why do you make such problems Dick?

333
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,728
'Cause you're older than everybody else?

334
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,271
Why?

335
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,523
Answer me that.

336
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,193
Hello,

337
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,153
hello?

338
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,489
Dick?

339
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,783
You still there?

340
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,493
- [Phone operator] If
you'd like to make a call

341
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,286
please hug up and try again.

342
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,287
- Sore head.

343
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,750
- [Narrator] And one thing
that every film needs

344
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,710
is an investor.

345
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,421
(drumbeats)

346
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,755
- It's an honor to meet you sir.

347
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,591
- He wrote us, he's helping
paying for the show.

348
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,343
- [Narrator] You see that
guy with was a baseball cap

349
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,386
and a scruffy beard,

350
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,847
that's David Lockhart,
our executive producer.

351
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,764
He's the guy who fooled me

352
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,267
into thinking we could
make a movie for 10 cents.

353
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,226
- Okay. Got you.

354
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,853
- It's an honor to meet you sir.

355
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,687
It's an honor to meet you.

356
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,230
I've been following your career
since I was a little kid.

357
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,315
when I used to watch a
Mary Tyler Moore Show and-

358
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,442
- Mary Tyler Moore Show.

359
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,526
- Yeah. Yeah.

360
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,652
- I was on that.

361
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,613
- That's that's right. You were on that.

362
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,781
- What do you do?

363
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,074
- Yeah, I'm a friend of Brian's,

364
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,452
he brought me on board with this.

365
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,286
- Why?

366
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,834
- I wanna see this project succeed.

367
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,085
- What Project?

368
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,589
- [Director] Senior Entourage.

369
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,423
- Senior Entourage. That's it.

370
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,759
- [Director] We're gonna
make a lot of money.

371
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,552
- We're gonna make a lot of money.

372
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,845
That's what Brian told me.

373
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,721
- Huh?

374
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,555
- What?

375
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,681
- You're repeating everything he says,

376
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,933
don't you have an original idea?

377
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,768
- No I don't.

378
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,602
(chuckles)

379
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,853
This one I don't.

380
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:51,687
- What?

381
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,564
- He's one of our investor treat him nice.

382
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,565
- I'm one of the investors.

383
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,901
Oh my God, Ed Asner's chair.

384
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:03,032
- Hey, what the heck do
you think you're doing?

385
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:03,866
- Well, I just wanna-

386
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,994
- You're ganna put your
dirty ass on my clean chair?

387
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:07,912
No way pal.

388
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,331
Who are you?

389
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,458
- I'm one of the
investors on your project.

390
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,794
How much you invest?

391
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,462
- Talk to Brian about that.

392
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,421
- Who?

393
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,256
- Mark Rydell and Helen, they just came,

394
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,257
they are at the door.

395
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,091
- That's great.

396
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,593
- Helen Reddy.

397
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,721
(audience cheering)

398
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,306
- Come on in.

399
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,140
- Oh thank you so much.

400
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,892
- Do you need more light?

401
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:30,810
- Hello?

402
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,644
- Nice to see you.

403
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,020
- Nice to see you too.

404
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,898
♪ Cause it only serves to make me ♪

405
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:40,903
♪ More determined to
achieve my final goal ♪

406
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,323
♪ I am strong ♪

407
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,282
♪ strong ♪

408
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,701
♪ I am invincible ♪

409
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,245
♪ Invincible ♪

410
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,622
♪ I am woman ♪

411
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,083
(audience cheering)

412
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,459
- Yeah.

413
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,877
You're invisible.

414
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,048
(audience cheering)

415
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,593
- That was the highlight of my life.

416
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,719
- Who's directing?

417
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,971
- I am.

418
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,888
- What You?

419
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,601
(Ed guggling)

420
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,819
- Can I sit over here is this all right?

421
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,195
- Sit in his chair.

422
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,281
- You have one with my name on it?

423
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,408
- What are you doing in my chair?

424
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,242
- What?

425
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,577
- Get out of my chair.

426
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,829
- You're gonna have to
drag me out of this chair.

427
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,163
- My is chair sacred.

428
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,165
- That's right, and I'm a sacred person.

429
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,625
- Get him out of here.

430
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,294
(laughing)

431
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,921
- No chance, this is my chair from now on.

432
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,590
- He is not leaving.

433
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,551
- [Director] Hey Helen,
are you ready for this?

434
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,677
- I am now.

435
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,137
- Where's the script?

436
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,139
- I keep telling you, there is a script.

437
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,348
- There is a script somewhere.

438
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,683
- [Director] Mark, I wrote a script,

439
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,517
I gave it to you

440
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,437
but not everyone in this cast
can remember lines, right?

441
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,731
- Well, I remember everything.

442
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,649
What's my name again?

443
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,609
- [Director] Mark Rydell.

444
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,027
- Oh Yeah I'm Mark Rydell.

445
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,821
- Your comments about
the writing being bad.

446
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,156
I'm one of the investors.

447
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,909
I mean, you weren't serious were you?

448
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,410
- You didn't write this, did you?

449
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,078
- No, but I put money in it.

450
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,830
- How much?

451
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,664
- Enough.

452
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,498
- Enough?

453
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,500
Oh, I'm so worried about your investment.

454
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,003
Do you think you're gonna be okay?

455
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,171
- That's what I'm asking you.

456
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,423
I think you're..(beep)

457
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,258
I do think you're.. (beep)

458
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:30,012
If you can get the money
back at all, try and get it.

459
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,973
Try and see if you can
get half of it back.

460
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,391
(snoring)

461
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,435
- [Phil] Do you think that has anything

462
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,269
to do with the writing?

463
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,854
(laughing)

464
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,190
- That's what happened when the guy sat

465
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,109
down to write this thing,
he fell asleep like that.

466
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,278
(snoring)

467
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,825
- I did a film that didn't
really have a script either.

468
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,081
Kinda like this, kinda like this,
only it was a little bit bigger scale.

469
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,374
Just a little bit.

470
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,502
And it was called Apocalypse
Now, a little bit bigger.

471
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,587
You guys are close.

472
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,714
- [Narrator] Now that It looked
like we might pull this off.

473
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,967
Lockhart and I needed another producer.

474
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,220
I knew this terrific actress,
producer, Dahlia Waingort.

475
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,264
Who had performed My Plays In
The Park with Doris Roberts.

476
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,808
Oh gosh. I missed Doris.

477
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,602
She was hilariously funny
and such a sweetheart.

478
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,312
- I am the producer of the film,

479
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356
I'm also I guess acting in it.

480
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,148
I don't know.

481
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,984
I'm Brian's therapist.

482
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,612
I'm wearing way too many hats.

483
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:30,906
Oh my God.

484
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:31,991
What the hell are you doing in here?

485
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,867
Guys I don't have any makeup on,

486
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,285
I'm doing laundry.

487
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,454
What the heck are you doing in my house?

488
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,498
Okay. Did Brian put you up to this?

489
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,000
- Who's Brian?

490
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,834
- I don't know.

491
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835
- Ian come on.

492
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,712
He's been asking me to produce this film.

493
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,131
He called me as last
night at 11 (indistinct)

494
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:47,965
- They're having lunch.

495
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,967
- I have three kids.

496
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,593
I don't have time to do it.

497
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,762
- Don't worry we'll cut it out.

498
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,389
- What's going on with you guys.

499
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,017
You've been together like
four years or something.

500
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,311
Come on are you gonna get married?

501
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,189
- Why Is it about us now?

502
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,941
- Well, because you don't have to film me

503
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,443
so it doesn't have to be about me, right?

504
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,694
It has to be about you guys.

505
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,904
- Actually I would like
to have an answer on that.

506
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:11,739
- What?

507
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,907
- Are you like surprised?

508
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,035
- Oh, so now you're
taking sides against me?

509
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,496
- No, why don't you answer the question?

510
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,497
- What question?

511
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,331
- Ian.

512
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,125
- Yes I will marry you okay?

513
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,795
Then let's not do it, then
I'm gonna cut, all right?

514
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,047
- Okay, Brian, I'll do it

515
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,590
if my kids can be in the film, okay?

516
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,466
- [Brian] Oh my God!

517
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,717
- No, no seriously, they're great.

518
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,470
No, no, my daughter's a legit blue singer

519
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,555
and my other one is a drummer.

520
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,348
- [Brian] Why are you
springing on this now?

521
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,433
Your kids have to be in the movie?

522
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,601
- Yeah.

523
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,394
- [Brian] Oh my God.

524
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,937
- Brian, please, please.

525
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:44,772
- [Ian] They're actually good.

526
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,606
- No, they're really good.

527
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,648
Seriously, Ian knows.

528
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,275
He knows, he filmed them

529
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,651
when they were performing

530
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,652
in Santa Monica a couple of weeks ago.

531
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:51,820
- [Brian] All right.Give me a break.

532
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,447
Leave me alone, I gotta go.

533
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,281
- Okay.

534
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,574
- [Brian] Come on let's go.

535
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,243
- Okay, guys leave my laundry room please.

536
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,871
- So I've been together
with my boyfriend, Ian

537
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,581
for three and a half years.

538
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,291
And I think for two years,

539
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,668
he's been talking about
he wanted to propose.

540
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,963
We've been looking at rings
and it's been at talk.

541
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:13,092
But he just needs to
do some X amount of it.

542
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,384
So I'm just waiting.

543
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,677
The clock is ticking.

544
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,055
So if he doesn't start to get going

545
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,599
then let see what happens.

546
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,226
- This is an homage.

547
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,188
This is an homage to Mark and Helen and Ed

548
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,690
and it's an homage to these great actors.

549
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,067
Charlie Robinson is in it

550
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,402
and then Marion Ross, you've
got these incredible people

551
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,029
that wanna be involved in this movie

552
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,031
and then we have to pay respect to them.

553
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,575
And as they come out,
we have to pay respect,

554
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,328
we have to be able to
put food on the table

555
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,579
and we have to pay.

556
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,081
Do you understand we have to pay them.

557
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,290
- How many times are you gonna talk

558
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,583
about Senior Entourage?

559
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,794
I thought you finished
filming that like years ago.

560
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,170
- [Director] No, we finished filming,

561
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,839
but we still we had to clear music.

562
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,673
It took a long time.

563
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,550
We had to raise some extra money.

564
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,677
- Yeah, and then this
whole thing came on set

565
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,513
with me and Katherine, my girlfriend,

566
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,764
we've been dating for a while

567
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,057
and I've been looking for rings

568
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,392
and everybody's giving (beep)

569
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,354
why I'm not proposing and
what's going on and like...

570
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,230
- [Director] We have some of your

571
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,231
other clients in the movie.

572
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,065
- Who?

573
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:10,941
Oh, yeah, yeah that's right.

574
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:11,775
Marion

575
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,609
- [Director] Marion Ross?

576
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,443
- Yeah, yeah.

577
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,361
- [Director] And Jim Meskimen.

578
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,154
- Yeah great.

579
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:15,988
Talented impressionist.

580
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:16,822
- [Director] Yes.

581
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,656
- Very good.

582
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,490
- [Director] He does De Niro.

583
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,324
He does-

584
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,159
- De Niro, I do De Niro.

585
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,369
- [Director] Let's hear your De Niro?

586
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,706
- Let's move a little bit, a little bit.

587
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,667
- It's gonna happen.

588
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,628
I mean like soon, 'cause
I am working on it.

589
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,921
Just I have my own plan.

590
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,339
I wanna do it my own way.

591
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,966
And not just like when people say,

592
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,134
"Hey, why don't you do it?"

593
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,429
I'm gonna do it when it feels right.

594
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,763
That's how it is.

595
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:46,351
- The thing is, I actually,
I don't believe in God.

596
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,394
I'm an atheist.

597
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,521
- Oh an atheist?
- Yeah.

598
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,900
- So does that make you like
freer in your sexual life?

599
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,027
If you're like, you can
just do anything you want

600
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,488
in your sex life because God's
not gonna punish you, right?

601
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,323
(laughing)

602
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,951
You're free to do sex, sex
free, is that wonderful?

603
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,579
It's a wonderful thing,
I wish I could do that.

604
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,455
I wish I could do that.

605
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,831
- You're a priest, you
can't do stuff like that?

606
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,001
- No, I can't do that, I'm sorry, I can't.

607
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,170
I want to, but I can't. I'm not free.

608
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,088
But you are free and you're beautiful.

609
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,465
Look how beautiful you are.

610
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,801
So did you go out there and
you have free sex everywhere?

611
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,178
- I wouldn't say that.

612
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,012
- No?

613
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,222
- No, 'cause I have a boyfriend.

614
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,181
- A boyfriend?

615
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,015
- Yes.

616
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,558
- Oh, that's too bad.

617
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,936
- I've been with them
for a very long time now.

618
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:29,770
- Really?

619
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,604
- Hmm.

620
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,521
- Is he having sex all over the place

621
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,648
with other people?

622
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,523
- I hope not.

623
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,485
- Oh, well, we'll see about that won't we?

624
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,904
If he comes in and confesses
to me, I'll find out.

625
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,573
But I'm not allowed to
tell you, that's the law.

626
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,491
- That's the law.

627
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,076
- That's the church law, I can't.

628
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,244
If he comes in and says,

629
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,703
"Look, I've been screwing around."

630
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,913
What's your name by the way?

631
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,789
- Katherine.

632
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,083
- I have been screwing around
on Katherine, all the time.

633
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,960
I got all of these women out there.

634
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,294
I can't say anything.

635
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,712
It's the confessional seal.

636
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,381
It's called the confessional seal,

637
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,466
I can't tell you that he's been screwing

638
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:00,634
around at everybody.

639
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,261
- [Narrator] Now back to the issue

640
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,930
of Dahlia's musical munchkins.

641
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,932
Have you ever tried to deal with a mom

642
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,976
who wants her kids in a movie?

643
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,436
- Brian, my kids have performed
in front of 3000 people.

644
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,813
They're professionals as well.

645
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,147
Okay.So just because they're young

646
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,607
doesn't mean that they're not talented

647
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,692
or they don't know what they're doing.

648
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,986
You didn't come to our
concert in Santa Monica.

649
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,948
Okay. You have no freeking
clue what they can do.

650
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,283
And listen, they do originals

651
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,910
so you don't have to worry
about the clearances.

652
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,245
- [Narrator] Suddenly
I found myself wishing

653
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,579
I was someplace else.

654
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,248
Any place else?

655
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,791
- Ah, this is better, much better.

656
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:37,045
I just needed to speak to someone
who really understands me.

657
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,297
All right. All right.

658
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,381
She can have her kids in the movie.

659
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,216
Just not the brat with the hat.

660
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,509
He'd steal the whole show.

661
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,844
- Brian come on.

662
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:44,678
- [Brian] He's ganna piss

663
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,513
off Asner and Rydell I know it.

664
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,724
- Do you know how many people
are gonna wanna see him

665
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,558
in this film?

666
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,392
He's a star.

667
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,185
He wakes up in the morning to play,

668
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,520
to play the guitar.

669
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,813
He gets up in the morning

670
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,231
and he's like guitar center guitar center,

671
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,566
I wanna go play music.

672
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,650
- [Brian] All right, he's in the picture

673
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,651
but don't let him wear that hat.

674
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,361
I hate that stupid hat he's wearing.

675
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,779
- Oh no the hat?

676
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,364
The hat makes the whole thing.

677
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,033
- [Brian] No, no, I don't
want him wearing the hat.

678
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,784
- Okay, well it's up to Erica. I'm sorry.

679
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,287
- [Brian] Oh God, I
have no right no power.

680
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,663
(laughing)

681
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,664
- Bye.

682
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,250
(upbeat music)

683
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:43,779
- Where's the script.

684
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,697
Yeah where is the (beep) script.

685
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,824
What do we have to do to
get a script around here?

686
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,658
(air whooshing)

687
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,493
- I was hoping to get laid on his show.

688
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,162
- Yes. Well I'm not up for that.

689
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,122
- You are not?

690
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:54,956
- No, I'm sorry.

691
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,166
I mean, I like you,

692
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,168
but it's a little pushy.

693
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:00,337
- Now you go to the movies

694
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,090
and it's all about vampires and zombies.

695
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:03,924
- [Ed] Yeah, yeah.

696
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,551
- I hope that there are
no vampires or zombies.

697
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,428
- No, no, none that I know.

698
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,389
- [Narrator] Come on a few vampires

699
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,349
and zombies never hurt anybody.

700
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,185
(woman screaming)

701
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,940
I guess that's not exactly true.

702
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,942
- I've looked at Mark lately

703
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,153
and he's got some of those qualities,

704
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,322
if you wanna call them that.

705
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,533
He looks like a blood sucker.

706
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,034
- And your wonderful movie,

707
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,620
the wonderful movie when
you played the old guy

708
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,621
with the balloons.

709
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,081
- Yeah, that's UP

710
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,416
- What are you doing next?

711
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,250
- You.

712
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,084
- Yeah.

713
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,502
(laughing)

714
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,336
- What are you doing?

715
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,004
- I'm looking at your ear lobes.

716
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:43,839
- Why?

717
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,508
- Because they're so long and funny.

718
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,426
- Pendulous.

719
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,845
- Pendulous, I like that, that's good.

720
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,097
(laughing)

721
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,684
- I had invested in a helicopter.

722
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,769
It was gonna save me a lot of tax money.

723
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,438
Well, after a while,

724
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,607
the guy didn't want it anymore

725
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,234
and I'm stuck with that helicopter.

726
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,068
- Oh.

727
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,154
- So now I thought, how am I gonna get rid

728
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,321
of this helicopter?

729
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,156
- Yeah.

730
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,491
- And it's eating me alive.

731
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,244
- I'd like (beep)

732
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,663
- So what I did was, I said

733
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,082
"I'm gonna go on that plane,

734
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,418
up to Hamilton Island with Conrad Hilton

735
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,544
and the duck hunters."

736
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,379
And I'm gonna sell this.

737
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:25,630
(laughing)

738
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,673
- You never did?

739
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,716
- I finally did.

740
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:28,967
- Who's the sucker.

741
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,969
- Some guy up in Canada.

742
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:35,015
(people shouting)

743
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,810
- The cast list was in the VARIETY

744
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,521
and there my name is in it.

745
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,648
I said, "what? I'm in the movie."

746
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,734
This is even before we got...

747
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,777
My agent didn't know.

748
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,697
All the names from Brando to mine.

749
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:54,951
From Brando all the way
down to my name down there.

750
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,039
Which was the one that we had in the film.

751
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,833
- So have her sing in the film.

752
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,002
- [Brian] I want her to sing in the film.

753
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,629
- Okay, so bring her over my house,

754
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,756
my husband Martin is a musician.

755
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:08,924
- [Brian] Why didn't you tell me that.

756
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:09,799
I didn't know that.

757
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,884
- Brian come on.

758
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:11,968
- [Brian] I thought he was a director.

759
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,303
- He's a director, but he's a musician.

760
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,471
You haven't seen him perform?

761
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,889
- [Brian] No you never told me that.

762
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,681
I never knew that.

763
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,099
- Well, he's a musician

764
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,809
and I have a beautiful piano in the house.

765
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,269
Bring her over to the house,

766
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,230
we'll make her feel
comfortable, she'll sing

767
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,397
and I can sell the movie.

768
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,565
I need a hook.

769
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,484
I need an angle to be
able to sell the film.

770
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,320
If I could sell the soundtrack,
I could sell the movie.

771
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,822
(piano music)

772
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,292
- I stumbled upon this tune that she did

773
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,836
that I forgot it was hers which I loved.

774
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,339
(piano music)

775
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:55,720
♪ Delta Dawn what's that
flower you have on ♪

776
00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,225
And yeah, I mean, I gravitate
towards blues and gospel.

777
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,185
So that might be..

778
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,563
I'm gonna throw that at her
and see if she'd be open to it.

779
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,981
I still haven't learned it,

780
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:08,733
but it's not that difficult the song,

781
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,569
I just want to understand
the nuances of it.

782
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,696
So I was thinking that might be

783
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,240
the right one to do sort of.

784
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,619
- Brian Connors and
his crazy (beep) ideas.

785
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,371
- Hello, how are you?

786
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,040
- Thanks for coming.

787
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,419
- My pleasure.

788
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,381
- You got a beard. I shaved mine.

789
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,260
- Well, you're much more feminine than me.

790
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,094
- Thank you.

791
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:36,928
- In nun's outfit you have them,

792
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,096
two Jewish and nuns outfits?

793
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,556
What's the hell is the matter with you?

794
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,057
Have you gone crazy Brian?

795
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,809
Oh my God, please,

796
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:46,313
I need a shot when I talk to
you, I need a fecking drink.

797
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,148
I'll tell you that when I talk to you.

798
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,984
How long have I known you? Oh my God.

799
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,110
(car engine roaring)

800
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,446
- Why he is a year older than I am

801
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,532
- How come I look so
much younger than you?

802
00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:01,536
- 'Cause of all that surgery you had.

803
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:05,081
Anyway that's, beauty's in
the eye of the beholder.

804
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,542
If certain people think
you're beautiful fine

805
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:08,710
they can have you.

806
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,962
I don't care for you that way.

807
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,923
- I'm excited about the fact
that you don't care for me.

808
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,217
- Oh, no, no. That way.

809
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,260
- Oh that way.

810
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,094
- Yeah.

811
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,596
- Sexually, is that what
you are trying to say?

812
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,015
Are you referring to me sexually?

813
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,350
- Yeah.

814
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,643
- And you are not interested?

815
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,935
- No.

816
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,520
- What the (beep) does that mean?

817
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,231
- And that nun's outfit
certainly isn't flattering.

818
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:33,485
- What's the matter with my nun's outfit?

819
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,819
(sighs)

820
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,738
- What's with the nun outfits Brian?

821
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,198
- [Brian] What?

822
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,742
- It doesn't make any sense.

823
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,078
Why do you have them in nun outfits?

824
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,413
- [Brian] Nothing about
this movie makes sense.

825
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:49,084
- I'm much more of a Jew than Mark.

826
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,461
He probably wasn't even Bar mitzvahed.

827
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,295
- Are you kidding?

828
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:54,589
My Bar mitzvah was the talk of the Bronx.

829
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:58,468
I looked out at the world
and said, today I am a man.

830
00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,762
The only problem is I
don't have any pubic hair.

831
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,763
(Ed Laughing)

832
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,515
- [Brian] What's the movie?

833
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,517
SOME LIKE IT HOT, with Jack Lemon and...-

834
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,061
- But that's funny,
they're in women's outfits.

835
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,063
- [Brian] Well, these guys
are in women's outfits.

836
00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:13,566
They're two old Jewish
guys and nun's outfits.

837
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:14,984
- It's not looks like it's a bib.

838
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,986
It looks like it's just a schmatta on him.

839
00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:18,780
- [Brian] It's not
schmatta, they are nuns.

840
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,408
- He's got a do-rag on his
head and a schmatta around

841
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,242
like a bib

842
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,369
like he's going to the cafeteria.

843
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,328
Doesn't look like a nun.

844
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,162
You put him in a wig.

845
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,414
You put him in like lipstick

846
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,957
and that's a woman's outfit.

847
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,668
This is not, this is a bib with a do-rag.

848
00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,129
- As little as I saw you as an actor,

849
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:39,050
you had a certain magic, a
certain excitement as an actor.

850
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:45,515
Maybe it was that evil grin,
that Nazi grin you have.

851
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,350
(laughing)

852
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:48,184
- But it was that-

853
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,936
- I appreciate the compliment.

854
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:52,439
- Whenever I got close to you,

855
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,569
'cause when you hired
me for The Virginian.

856
00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,822
Gunsmoke, no no no Virginian

857
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,366
(laughing)

858
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,994
- [Narrator] Now here's
the grand pop quiz,

859
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,079
"Did Mark Rydell direct Ed Asner

860
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:11,332
in an episode of The
Virginian or was it Gunsmoke?"

861
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,334
- If I get the episode of Gunsmoke.

862
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,335
- You get it.

863
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:15,545
- And your name is on it.

864
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,379
- Yeah.put your-

865
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,380
- How much do I get?

866
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,424
- Put your footage where your mouth is.

867
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,427
- [Mark] Truth is it was Gunsmoke.

868
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,095
- [Ed] It was Virginian.

869
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,096
- [Mark] Gunsmoke.

870
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,056
- [Ed] That's too bad, Virginian.

871
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,975
- On the weekend, one
weekend he saw me, he says,

872
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,643
"What are you doing this weekend Charlie?"

873
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,270
I said, "Not much of anything."

874
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,689
He says, "I want you to do something."

875
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:38,818
He says, "I love this character
that you were working on."

876
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,195
He said, "Would you do me a favor?"

877
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,029
I said, "What is?"

878
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:45,867
He said, "Go to your room tonight,
whenever you get a chance."

879
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,994
And he said, "Put some of this stuff

880
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:50,955
down on tape that you put that

881
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,625
how you feel about this guy."

882
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,626
I said, "Really?"

883
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,627
He said, "Yeah."

884
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,378
And I put the stuff down on tape.

885
00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:01,508
I felt because he was kinda
wild eyed and kind of crazy.

886
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,385
And I gave it to him and he listened to it

887
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:06,387
'cause he wanted to put it in the script

888
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:09,349
because he had like you, he had no script.

889
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,851
- [Director] Ed, you fell off the horse?

890
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:12,685
- Yeah.

891
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,604
- He fell off the (beep) horse.

892
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,439
- Knocked off the horse,
I didn't fall off.

893
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,691
They switched horses on me.

894
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:21,402
(Horse whining sound)

895
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,989
Unfortunately, he did a right
turn when he was supposed to.

896
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:28,701
(indistinct) went under
a low hanging branch

897
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,371
and it knocked me off the horse.

898
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,999
- I thought it was very exciting.

899
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,835
- And as the director Mark said,

900
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,212
"As I got up, back on that horse

901
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,046
- Print, print.

902
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:41,256
- He said "It's all right Ed,

903
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,717
a lot of guys wouldn't
get back up on a horse."

904
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:47,136
and I thought well, that will get me

905
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,471
to the store on time.

906
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:52,600
- Yes I remember it now, as you remind me.

907
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,311
- [Ed] Well you thought
it was The Virginian

908
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,896
- The Gunsmoke.

909
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:59,315
♪ Da-Da-da-da ♪

910
00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:00,316
- Thank you.

911
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,694
- This glass of water is on the key of G.

912
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,029
(laughing)

913
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,281
- You're wrong it's M.

914
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,908
(laughing)

915
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:09,742
- From the top

916
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:12,370
Ready, one, two, three, four

917
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:17,375
♪ Delta Dawn, what's
that flower you have on ♪

918
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:23,756
♪ Could it be a faded
rose from days gone by? ♪

919
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:30,638
♪ And did I hear you say he
was a-meeting you here today ♪

920
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:37,228
♪ To take you to his mansion in the sky? ♪

921
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:43,776
♪ She's forty-one and her
daddy still calls her, 'baby' ♪

922
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:50,325
♪ All the folks around
Brownsville say she's crazy ♪

923
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:56,789
♪'Cause she walks down town
with a suitcase in her hand ♪

924
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:03,421
♪ Looking for a mysterious
dark-haired man ♪

925
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:09,302
♪ In her younger days they
called her Delta Dawn ♪

926
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:16,768
♪ Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on ♪

927
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:22,899
♪ Then a man of low
degree stood by her side ♪

928
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,656
♪ And promised her he'd
take her for his bride ♪

929
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:36,287
♪ Delta Dawn, what's
that flower you have on ♪

930
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:42,460
♪ Could it be a faded
rose from days gone by? ♪

931
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:49,133
♪ And did I hear you say he
was a-meeting you here today ♪

932
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:55,598
♪ To take you to his mansion in the sky? ♪

933
00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:01,980
♪ To take you to his mansion in the sky? ♪

934
00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:10,530
(all clapping and cheering)

935
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,288
- I have no idea what happened,

936
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,582
but there was some human bones on the set.

937
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,626
Boy, I tell you right now.

938
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:27,380
My career will be over...
after I leave this place .

939
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,631
- Yeah, yeah.

940
00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:30,258
- What are you laughing at?

941
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,051
- He's got that German quality,

942
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:32,885
I told you about .

943
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:35,471
- I told you am Irish
Would you stop that (beep)

944
00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:39,976
- (indistinct) before the
war they used to ask Jews.

945
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:44,230
Oh, "You're Jewish" and
the response would be,

946
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,231
"I'm a German."

947
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,399
- Not necessarily.

948
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:47,233
- I'm a German Jew.

949
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,401
- Is the answer.

950
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,903
- He posed as a German
Jew wherever he could.

951
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,405
with that Nazi grin.

952
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,948
- You wanna see my..(beep) ?

953
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:58,870
- Yeah. Oh, That's a twisted (beep).

954
00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,704
- [Mark] What do you think?

955
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,665
- You don't got any pants
on? Oh that's funny.

956
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,500
- He goes on at me and the guy

957
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,669
and three other actors are sitting around

958
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:09,756
and here comes Francis.

959
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:10,590
Listen, Joe,

960
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,717
he says, "I wanna tell you something."

961
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,219
Now you, you said no, let
me explain something to you.

962
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,472
You are ( beep) an actor.

963
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,600
He says, and Marty Sheen is (beep) actor

964
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,143
he says whatever goes on
this is set is my set.

965
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:23,311
Okay?

966
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,063
This is (beep) set.

967
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:25,897
(laughing)

968
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,566
So, anyway, now what happens is,

969
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:34,072
Mr. Brando shows up (laughing)

970
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,075
Mr. Brando shows up and so they say,

971
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,786
Marty goes to Mr. Brando

972
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:43,456
and says Marlon, there's
human bones on the set.

973
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:50,129
The next day there bones are gone!

974
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:52,965
(laughing)

975
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,634
the bones are gone!

976
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,011
(laughing)

977
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,888
- Oh, this has been such fun.

978
00:34:58,888 --> 00:34:59,889
- [All] Yeah.

979
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:03,059
♪ Cause I've heard it all before ♪

980
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:06,395
♪ And I've been down there on the floor ♪

981
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:11,400
♪ No one's ever gonna keep me down again ♪

982
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,945
(audience cheering)

983
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,323
♪ Oh yes I am wise ♪

984
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:20,827
♪ But it's wisdom born of pain ♪

985
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:24,247
♪ Yes, I've paid the price ♪

986
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:27,291
♪ But look how much I gained ♪

987
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:31,462
♪ If I have to, I can do anything ♪

988
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:37,176
- If I have to, I can do
anything. I am strong.

989
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,387
I can't sing it.

990
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,973
(upbeat music)

991
00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:01,784
- Hello, everyone,

992
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,661
I'm on the set of Senior Entourage,

993
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:08,332
today, Ed Asner, Mark
Rydell and Helen Reddy.

994
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,001
- We have your director.

995
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,003
He wants to do a lot of things, right?

996
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,421
I just need some direction from you.

997
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,257
- (indistinct) you're
asking the wrong person

998
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,050
about direction on this one.

999
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:18,885
I don't know.

1000
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:19,719
- Okay.

1001
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,595
- I don't know if there's zombies,

1002
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,388
there's vampires, there's whacked out.

1003
00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:24,265
- [Narrator] Dahlia just
didn't understand how badly

1004
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,100
I was scrambling to pull this off.

1005
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,560
- Belly dancers. I don't know.

1006
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,562
You just gonna have to go with the flow.

1007
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:30,396
- Okay.
- Sorry.

1008
00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:32,523
- You're gonna have to go
through everybody's stuff

1009
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:33,733
and just-
- Okay.

1010
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,401
- Pick the best things and what you think

1011
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,611
are gonna be the best things.

1012
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:37,445
- Okay.

1013
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,237
- I don't know.

1014
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:39,614
- Should I coordinate
with Brian the director?

1015
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,407
Because I'm just having a
hard time getting to him.

1016
00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:42,491
'Cause he's very busy.

1017
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,577
- [Narrator] Well, it was a
really frustrating morning.

1018
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:48,080
I had to get Ed and
Mark dressed up as nuns.

1019
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,540
That was no easy task.

1020
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:53,085
Then Mark goes on this
long search for his keys,

1021
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,754
then his wallet, then his phone.

1022
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,964
And of course Ed was grumpy as usual.

1023
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:59,383
- I though you said I
was getting my own car.

1024
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,969
Why is he in it if it's my car?

1025
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,264
- [Brian] We can't afford two cars Ed.

1026
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:06,265
(beep)

1027
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,683
- [Narrator] It took Ed 20 minutes

1028
00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,352
to put the nun's costume on

1029
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:12,104
and when I come back, I see
he's got it on backwards.

1030
00:37:12,104 --> 00:37:12,939
- [Brian] And did anybody tell you,

1031
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,315
you have your nun's outfit on backwards

1032
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,067
that's your t-shirt we can see.

1033
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:16,901
- Yeah.

1034
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,027
Do you want to get back?

1035
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:18,986
- I like it better this way?

1036
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:19,820
- [Brian] Okay. Fine.

1037
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,572
- I wanna be different from him.

1038
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,699
- [Narrator] So we finally
get everyone loaded up

1039
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:25,826
in the van and we're all ready to film.

1040
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,703
We're gonna drive down to the 405

1041
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:29,538
and get started with our day.

1042
00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:32,291
And then Ed announces that
he's got to take a pee.

1043
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:35,670
Well, Liza handed me
Ed's plastic pee bottle.

1044
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,588
But as we're driving down the 405,

1045
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,173
guess who has to pour out the pee,

1046
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:40,549
me, the director.

1047
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:42,510
- [Narrator] But enough about that

1048
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,511
let's get back to the movie.

1049
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,764
- Hi, it's me the sexy hot nurse again.

1050
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:51,185
- [Brian] And my executive
producer, David Lockhart

1051
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:54,814
well his Tom Cruise fantasy is
cruising way out of control.

1052
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,524
- You had me at hello.

1053
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,985
Tokyo fever!

1054
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,069
- [Narrator] This is what happens

1055
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,780
when you give actors artistic freedom.

1056
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,448
- Now, does it bother you,

1057
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:08,828
that people could think
that you're Tom Cruise?

1058
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:11,205
- I've had it since I was eighth grade,

1059
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:15,126
homeless people to little
kids to grandma's and grandpa.

1060
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,460
They think I'm him.

1061
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,087
So I think I grew up

1062
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,547
sort of like imitating him

1063
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,798
- Are you fit?

1064
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,091
Can you do all those things?

1065
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:24,885
Can you swing from a
skyscraper at 20,000 feet -

1066
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,470
- You have a skyscraper?

1067
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,513
Let's go. Let's do it.

1068
00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:28,764
(laughing)

1069
00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,891
- You might get Tom Cruise in this movie?

1070
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:31,726
- [Director] Yeah.

1071
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,144
- Oh my God.

1072
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,770
I'd like to meet Tom myself.

1073
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,022
- [Director] Favorite nations.

1074
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:36,939
He's getting the same deal.

1075
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:38,441
- He's getting what I'm getting?

1076
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:39,275
- [Director] Yeah.

1077
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,318
- How did you do it?

1078
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,902
You bought him lunch?

1079
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,113
Oh my God.

1080
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,783
Look who's here.

1081
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:48,743
Look Who-

1082
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,202
- Charlie.

1083
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:53,456
- Look hey, y'all look who we got here.

1084
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:55,458
Look at this.

1085
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,544
Oh my goodness!

1086
00:38:58,544 --> 00:38:59,378
- I'm a big fan.

1087
00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,922
- Give you a big kiss.

1088
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:05,343
All right, my man Tom, my man Tom.

1089
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,969
All right, Good to see you Tom.

1090
00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:09,221
Hey, come on back and talk to me.

1091
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,056
I will. I will.

1092
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,557
- You made my day.

1093
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,228
- If I knew anything about this project,

1094
00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:17,605
I would be glad to tell you,

1095
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,399
but all I know is they picked me up.

1096
00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,777
He's the one who organized it.

1097
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:23,652
Brian Connors

1098
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,947
and we came out here,
which is a very nice place.

1099
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:27,782
- I'll be honest with you.

1100
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,909
I've always wanted to be
a player in Hollywood.

1101
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,535
So this is my chance and I figure,

1102
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,371
this is a baby step.

1103
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,623
- But then this other dude comes

1104
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:40,544
and he says "I need the camera
operator can you operate?"

1105
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,712
And I'm looking at him.

1106
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:45,633
Then he says, "There
will be food and drinks."

1107
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,636
And I'm looking, still looking at him.

1108
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:52,056
And he says, "And hot girls."

1109
00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,600
and I said, "Yeah, I'm in."

1110
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,227
- Senior Entourage.

1111
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,354
How could you not like Senior Entourage?

1112
00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,188
Just the name.

1113
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,148
You don't even have to say
who's in it or anything.

1114
00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:02,691
Just say, "Hey, we're making a movie,

1115
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:03,526
it's called Senior Entourage.

1116
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:05,069
And people were like, "I
wanna be a part of it."

1117
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,905
- I have no clue what's
going on in this movie.

1118
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,116
It makes no sense to me whatsoever.

1119
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,117
- Look who's involved in this,

1120
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,953
Ed Asner Seven, eight, Emmy Awards.

1121
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:15,329
That's incredible.

1122
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,747
Absolutely incredible.

1123
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,166
Yeah. I know he's a little abusive to me,

1124
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:21,961
but that just goes with the territory

1125
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:25,047
- I met Ed Asner doing a show called,

1126
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:30,845
Mr. Ricky Calls a Meeting and
it was for LA Theater Works.

1127
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:34,723
- Some crazy, crazy, crazy
people, it's just wild.

1128
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,060
But I like it.

1129
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,062
- See what happens in the editing room.

1130
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,147
- [Brian] We'll figure it out and post.

1131
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,398
- We are in post.

1132
00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:45,985
- [Brian] All right, we'll figure it out.

1133
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:47,403
- Your are the director.

1134
00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:51,240
- [Narrator] Meanwhile, back
on the set trouble was brewing.

1135
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,784
One of my investors
was walking dangerously

1136
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,870
close to the edge.

1137
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,330
This was the last thing I needed.

1138
00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,248
- I don't know if you know this or not?

1139
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:02,001
I'm one of the producers in this project.

1140
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,377
- Okay.

1141
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,045
How about a trailer?

1142
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:10,009
- Well, I have to talk to
the head boss about that.

1143
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:10,843
- Okay.

1144
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,970
What about hair and makeup.

1145
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:16,015
- I think you're doing just fine.

1146
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,142
- Okay.

1147
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,687
You don't need much hair work or makeup.

1148
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,439
- My hair is getting frizzy.

1149
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,899
- Oh, that's beautiful.

1150
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:25,733
- Okay.

1151
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,486
- You probably get that all
the time though, don't you?

1152
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,948
- Well, so what's your
part of being producer?

1153
00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:35,659
Are you getting money or?

1154
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:39,497
- Well, the head honcho
and I are, I like this

1155
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,957
and I, I've invested some
money in the project.

1156
00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:43,042
Yeah.

1157
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,668
- Okay.

1158
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,087
Where the money goes.

1159
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:47,963
- Sorry.

1160
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:49,340
- Where's the money.

1161
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:54,178
- Show me the money. I love black people!

1162
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,679
Show me the money!

1163
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,685
Just joking, I'm just joking, continue.

1164
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:02,770
- Ignore him.

1165
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:04,480
- Yeah.

1166
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,148
- I want the money from this show.

1167
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,275
I want the money from this show Brian.

1168
00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:10,194
- Show me the money.

1169
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,028
- All right.

1170
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:11,987
- I love black people.

1171
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,156
- Oh, I love that he loves black people.

1172
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:15,282
I like white people.

1173
00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:16,116
(Tom laughing)

1174
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,536
- All right good to see you
Tom get out of here, go.

1175
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,578
(Tom laughing)

1176
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,248
- Oh, Tom Cruise is totally hot.

1177
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:24,083
(laughs)

1178
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,668
The first time I saw him, I said,

1179
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:30,047
"Hey I did not know you were
this short in real life."

1180
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,132
He's like, "What? I'm short."

1181
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:34,635
I'm like, yeah, because the
screen makes you look so big.

1182
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,096
(laughing)

1183
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:40,474
- My private jet is coming to get me.

1184
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,308
- Private jet?

1185
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:42,726
- Yeah.

1186
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:44,937
- Wow you scored big.

1187
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:48,274
You must really be big in Japan.

1188
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,108
- Aha.

1189
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,988
- You really are a lovely woman.

1190
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:54,822
So.

1191
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:59,285
(speaking in Japanese language)

1192
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:02,580
(footsteps pattering)

1193
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,373
- I hope that was good.

1194
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,250
- [Narrator] I don't
think that was good Phil.

1195
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:09,128
- (speaking Mandarin language)

1196
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,462
Hi, it's Dahlia.

1197
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:14,091
Hey, would you like to be in a movie?

1198
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:16,844
- [Narrator] On Golden Pond
was a huge success in China

1199
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,971
and has remained popular there ever since.

1200
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:21,265
- Every Chinese know Golden Pond.

1201
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,641
- I'm very proud of that.

1202
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,351
- Yeah, so if I tell them,

1203
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:26,103
Oh, this is Golden Pond Director,

1204
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:28,647
the whole China will clapping.

1205
00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:30,899
- Oh, let's go where they can clap.

1206
00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:31,734
- Yeah.

1207
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:32,776
- I'd love to hear some applause.

1208
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:35,529
- Hey, Marion What's this?

1209
00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:37,948
- Oh Kathy, that's that's me,

1210
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:43,037
and this is my hometown
of Albert Lea, Minnesota

1211
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:47,041
and I came there to be
open up this theater.

1212
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,710
And that theater has been there forever.

1213
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,921
But I was performing in a
play and they honored me

1214
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:56,467
by calling it the Marion
Ross Performing Arts Center.

1215
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,301
- Ah.

1216
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:58,719
- I was thrilled.

1217
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,347
Thank you for asking.

1218
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:02,181
Okay.

1219
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,642
- [Narrator] I always loved
the scenes On Golden Pond

1220
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,561
between the young boy, Billy
and the elderly character,

1221
00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:09,688
Norman played by Henry Fonda.

1222
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:10,814
That's why it was so special

1223
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,816
for me to see Mark teaching a young girl

1224
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:15,235
from China how to play piano.

1225
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,111
- What's your name?

1226
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:18,656
- My name is Catherine.

1227
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,490
- Catherine.

1228
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,492
What a beautiful name.

1229
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,286
I love the name, Catherine.

1230
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:25,746
Oh, that's a pretty name.

1231
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:26,914
How do you spell it?

1232
00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:31,502
- C-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E

1233
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:36,507
- C-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E.

1234
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,466
I got it?

1235
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:38,384
- Yeah.

1236
00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,718
- You play something.

1237
00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:40,552
- Okay.

1238
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:41,387
- Okay.

1239
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,015
(piano music)

1240
00:44:59,154 --> 00:44:59,988
- Very good.

1241
00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,448
We learned how to play together.

1242
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:02,491
- [Narrator] In On Golden Pond,

1243
00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:06,078
the young boy asks Norman
played by Henry Fonda,

1244
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,664
"Norman, are you afraid of dying?"

1245
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:11,208
Well, when young Kathy
posed that same question

1246
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,378
to Marion Ross their spontaneous exchange

1247
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,130
really took me by surprise.

1248
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,215
- Nice rhythm. Nice tempo.

1249
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,133
- Who's that?

1250
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,884
- Ah, that's my Paul.

1251
00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:23,846
My Mr. Paul Michael.

1252
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:27,015
And this is how we looked
when I first met him.

1253
00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:29,518
This was him when he
was young on Broadway.

1254
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,853
Oh, so handsome.

1255
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:34,189
So handsome and a great singer.

1256
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,816
- Where is he now?

1257
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,985
- Well, he went to heaven.

1258
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:44,283
Because he was like 80,
almost 85 years old.

1259
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,285
So that was a good life.

1260
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:50,456
We had a wonderful life together.

1261
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,333
- Are you afraid of dying?

1262
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:54,835
- No, no, I'm not.

1263
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:59,757
I find that's a natural
cycle of everything in life.

1264
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:04,136
And I have a feeling,
I'm not ready to go yet

1265
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,596
but when the time comes,

1266
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,849
you probably are ready somehow, somehow

1267
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:14,480
because who knows what the next phase is.

1268
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,983
And maybe I will want to go somewhere else

1269
00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:23,655
or become a piece of atomic
energy out in the universe.

1270
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,451
Who knows, who knows.

1271
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,536
- Is that all... where you are going to be

1272
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,622
after you go to heaven?

1273
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,748
- I don't know.

1274
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,918
And I don't know anybody
who's been to heaven.

1275
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,879
None of us knows the answer to that.

1276
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:42,508
And I can live with not knowing the answer

1277
00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:44,593
and nobody knows the answer

1278
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:49,598
but I think that the structure
of the universe is so orderly

1279
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:53,560
that I think it's going to be all right

1280
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,980
and maybe something more wonderful

1281
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,566
than we can have ever imagined.

1282
00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:04,488
- Are you going to have a
new adventure in heaven?

1283
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,907
- I think so. I'm sure of it.

1284
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,369
(calm music)

1285
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,668
- So what's the schedule today?

1286
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,045
- The schedule is we're gonna be shooting

1287
00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:22,965
some rather unorthodox shots.

1288
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,384
I'm just trusting the director.

1289
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:26,718
He's the one comes up with all

1290
00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:28,053
the great ideas.

1291
00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:33,225
What's your name by the way?

1292
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,726
- ...Kathrine.

1293
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:38,897
- Kathrine, What are you
doing behind the camera?

1294
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,609
You're very beautiful.

1295
00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,319
- Thank you.

1296
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,153
- Yeah.

1297
00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:47,739
Why don't you put that down a second.

1298
00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:51,618
- [Ian] Hey man don't
even think about it now.

1299
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:54,037
- No, Just no, no, no.

1300
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:56,373
- And your interest in this is?

1301
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,458
- Man no, don't go there.

1302
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,628
- I'm writing your paycheck.

1303
00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:04,298
- I will cut your head,

1304
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,215
right here.

1305
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,968
- This is between me and her not you.

1306
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:10,345
- I'm cutting your head right now.

1307
00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,889
Let's say that's what's happening.

1308
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,682
Cutting your head.

1309
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:14,683
- All right.

1310
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:19,146
I'm a professional.
- She is taken.

1311
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,397
- Sorry, Sorry.

1312
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:22,608
- It's fine, all good?

1313
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:23,442
- All right.

1314
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,944
- All good, just not
that one. You see her?

1315
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,070
- You are a lovely lady.

1316
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,405
Yeah. You're a very lucky man.

1317
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,239
- I know.

1318
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,490
- You're a very lucky man.

1319
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,284
No harm. No foul.

1320
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,118
- Thank you.

1321
00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:35,787
(country music)

1322
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:41,919
♪ I'd like to find a place
where I could settle down ♪

1323
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:46,715
♪ And I could do it too with you around ♪

1324
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:51,386
♪ And I never thought that I
would wanna share my life ♪

1325
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:53,847
♪ With a girl I'd want ♪

1326
00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:58,852
♪ To call my wife but you are the one ♪

1327
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:05,275
♪ I never thought that I
could wanna share my life ♪

1328
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,320
♪ With the girl I'd want ♪

1329
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:13,325
♪ To call my wife but your the one ♪

1330
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:20,040
♪ You're the one ♪

1331
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,586
♪ You're the one ♪

1332
00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:27,214
♪ You're the one ♪

1333
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:30,050
- Did you bring this or
is this our wardrobe?

1334
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,093
- I brought it.

1335
00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:31,885
- Okay. Did you-

1336
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:33,095
- It's how I normally dress.

1337
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:35,222
- Okay. Did you bring anything else?

1338
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,598
- Yeah, it's outside.

1339
00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:37,432
- Okay, great.

1340
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,185
'Cause this one's a
little busy for camera.

1341
00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:41,979
- You know, I'm one of the producers.

1342
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,188
- Oh, you are, okay.

1343
00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:45,023
Are you in the film as well?

1344
00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:46,149
- Yes.
- Okay.

1345
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:47,818
So I'll just check with Dahlia

1346
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,319
because she brought me on.

1347
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:51,571
But I know that there's
a lot of disrespect

1348
00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:54,908
coming from you towards the talent.

1349
00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:58,203
So I just need to get
you in dressed properly.

1350
00:49:58,203 --> 00:49:59,329
And then I'll check with Dahlia

1351
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,581
on what else I'm supposed to do with you.

1352
00:50:01,581 --> 00:50:02,916
- Who said that about me?

1353
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,251
- Just a couple of the talent

1354
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,878
that came to get some
breakfast in the kitchen.

1355
00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,799
- I respect every attractive
woman on this set.

1356
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:11,633
- Okay.

1357
00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:13,760
- What's your name?

1358
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,095
- Erica.

1359
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:15,929
- Phillip.

1360
00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:21,309
- So what are you gonna wear in the scene?

1361
00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:23,854
- Well, you've just told
me I can't wear this.

1362
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:26,189
- Okay. So let's grab some other Stuff.

1363
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,566
I'm 'onna check with Dahlia.

1364
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,735
And what's your name again?

1365
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,903
- Phillip.
- Phillip, okay.

1366
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,407
There's a guy on set

1367
00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:40,412
that is being very
disrespectful to all the talent.

1368
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,206
He's really like crossing the line.

1369
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:44,124
- Okay. Who?

1370
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,459
- He says, he's the producer.

1371
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:46,877
(Erica laughing)

1372
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:50,547
So I told him that I would talk to you.

1373
00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:51,381
- Phil.

1374
00:50:52,674 --> 00:50:54,259
- Don't know his name?

1375
00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:55,093
- Maybe Phil.

1376
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,178
- Phil. Yeah.

1377
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:59,848
Look, he put in some money for the film.

1378
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:00,682
He's an investor.

1379
00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:04,978
He's not really the
producer obviously ,right?

1380
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,605
Okay. I'll talk to him.

1381
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,441
- Okay, cool.
- I'll talk to him.

1382
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,902
- You're a little inappropriate

1383
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,195
with some of the women on the set.

1384
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,404
You have to be careful, okay?

1385
00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:17,491
'Cause I'm producing this
movie and it's my reputation

1386
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:21,495
and I really don't want
it to go sour for Brian.

1387
00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:26,792
- Wow. That's that's pretty
hurtful thing to say.

1388
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,092
- No, you're a really nice guy.

1389
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,135
Okay. So maybe it's
just you being friendly,

1390
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:39,304
but a couple of the girls,

1391
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:40,722
I don't know the crew girls

1392
00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:42,724
and some of the extras have just said

1393
00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:44,476
that you're hitting on them.

1394
00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:45,936
- I'm just being friendly.

1395
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,562
- Okay. Friendly's fine.

1396
00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:50,607
But on a set, there are
ways in which people feel

1397
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,317
like they're crossing the line

1398
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:53,610
and you just have to be careful

1399
00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:56,238
'cause you're an investor on this movie

1400
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,865
and you wanna be in a position of respect

1401
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:01,785
and courtesy, but I'm the producer.

1402
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:04,329
And you really have to understand

1403
00:52:04,329 --> 00:52:06,998
that I like to hire women on my crews

1404
00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:09,918
because then it shows that women
are working in the industry

1405
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,920
and that we should be treated with the

1406
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,421
same equal respect as men.

1407
00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:14,881
And we should be paid the same amount

1408
00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:15,841
of money as men, right?

1409
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:19,719
- Okay. I'm getting a lot,
a lot of hostility here.

1410
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,263
I'm a loving kind of guy.

1411
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,140
You've got me completely wrong.

1412
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,852
I give out positive vibes to everybody.

1413
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,521
People are just...maybe
you're just misreading me.

1414
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:34,442
I mean, you are a charming woman.

1415
00:52:34,442 --> 00:52:37,612
- I'm also a married woman Phil.

1416
00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:40,198
I don't know if you
saw my kids on the set.

1417
00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,534
They were in the band there.

1418
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,537
Brian.

1419
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:49,457
- [Narrator] Meanwhile, Ed was
really starting to worry me.

1420
00:52:49,457 --> 00:52:51,751
Not only was he back in that nun's outfit,

1421
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:53,378
he started growing a beard.

1422
00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:55,463
- [Brian] Hey Ian, I need a favor.

1423
00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:57,257
- Yeah, what's up?

1424
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,759
- [Brian] Yeah. I need you to play Dracula

1425
00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:01,219
in this next scene.

1426
00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:02,053
- Dracula?

1427
00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:04,139
- [Brian] Yeah, you can do it.

1428
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:05,223
- Mark is doing Dracula.

1429
00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:07,309
- [Brian] No, no, no Mark's
tired, he took a nap.

1430
00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,186
and now he just wants to go home.

1431
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:11,104
You know Mark, he's just he's gone.

1432
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,398
- Yeah, but he has to play Dracula.

1433
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,900
- [Brian] we're not gonna
get 'em to play Dracula

1434
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:15,775
this is our last day.

1435
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:18,028
- So get someone else. Why me?

1436
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,321
- [Brian] What do you mean why are you?

1437
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,697
You've got the Romanian accent,

1438
00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:21,531
the whole thing-

1439
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:22,991
- Is because I'm Romanian?

1440
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:23,825
- [Brian] Yeah. Yeah.

1441
00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:25,410
- Oh it's like a racist thing?

1442
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,829
- [Brian] No, Romanian isn't a race,

1443
00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:29,873
that's like a country or-

1444
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:30,957
- Come on, forget it.

1445
00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:33,210
No, I'm not playing a vampire, come on.

1446
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,086
- [Brian] Ian come on, I need a vampire.

1447
00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:37,839
- Okay then get someone, you
have a lot of people on set.

1448
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,174
- [Brian] I need a real Dracula.

1449
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:40,926
- So because I'm Romanian,
I'm playing a Dracula.

1450
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:42,886
- [Brian] No, you look
like Dracula for God sake.

1451
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,512
- Come on what everybody's
against me here.

1452
00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:47,057
Like the Dahlia wants to
be to like propose now.

1453
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,266
And I'm like...

1454
00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:49,684
- [Brian] Yeah, you should do that.

1455
00:53:49,684 --> 00:53:50,769
You're crazy if you don't propose.

1456
00:53:50,769 --> 00:53:52,103
- Okay. That's nothing to do with that,

1457
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:53,230
- [Brian] There's other
five guys on the set

1458
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,147
that would if you don't.

1459
00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:56,149
- Yeah, well okay. I'm working on it.

1460
00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:58,610
Okay. But there's no
hell I'm playing Dracula.

1461
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,278
- [Brian] You are playing Dracula.

1462
00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:03,114
- All right, listen, Listen it very good,

1463
00:54:03,114 --> 00:54:06,076
there's just no way I'm playing Dracula.

1464
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,578
- [Brian] You are playing Dracula!

1465
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:09,496
- No, way.

1466
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:11,998
(organ music)

1467
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:16,253
- [Narrator] I don't know.

1468
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,754
There's something about vampire movies

1469
00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:20,048
with everyone getting their necks bit

1470
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:21,758
and their blood sucked.

1471
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:24,302
So I was hoping there was
a way that we could work

1472
00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:27,347
in the vampires and
keep my investors happy.

1473
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:29,140
Perhaps even use some green screen

1474
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:33,353
in case we need to find sponsors
or get product placement.

1475
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:36,439
We need to raise some
money to finish post.

1476
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,858
- [Announcer] Welcome
to Al's discount center,

1477
00:54:38,858 --> 00:54:42,988
where our prices won't scare
you like our competitors.

1478
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:45,073
I guarantee you, you won't walk out

1479
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:48,743
of here feeling like somebody
sucked the blood out of you.

1480
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:51,329
So come on down and check out our prices.

1481
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:53,915
(woman screeming)

1482
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,546
- [Narrator] Vampires really suck.

1483
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:00,922
(dramatic music)

1484
00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:03,008
(grunts)

1485
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:05,343
- Phil. Is that his name? Phil?

1486
00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:06,219
- [Brian] Yes Phil.

1487
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:07,387
- Okay.

1488
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,390
So he's a nice guy, but he's really like-

1489
00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:11,391
- [Brian] He's a very nice guy.

1490
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:12,225
- No, no, no.

1491
00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:13,018
- [Brian] He gave us a check.

1492
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:13,852
That's the kind of guy-

1493
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:16,104
- So that's why I wanna be cordial to him,

1494
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:18,648
but he's (beep) not up on
the set with the girls.

1495
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:20,483
Okay. With the women on our...

1496
00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,527
- [Brian] He's a little, I don't know.

1497
00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:24,112
He's lonely.

1498
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:27,532
- Okay. But he can't use
this like a dating service.

1499
00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:30,201
We're not not here to satisfy his whims,

1500
00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:33,455
did he pay for us to be
able to get him a date?

1501
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:34,289
I don't know.

1502
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,624
He's trying to hit

1503
00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:38,710
on our crew and our cast.

1504
00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:41,504
- What's going on, man?

1505
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,631
- What's your name?

1506
00:55:43,631 --> 00:55:44,466
- I'm Phillip.

1507
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:45,300
- Hey Phillip.

1508
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,470
I hear you're looking for some action.

1509
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:50,513
Hey.

1510
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,227
- I think you got the wrong guy buddy.

1511
00:55:56,227 --> 00:55:59,147
- No, you look like the right guy.

1512
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:01,232
Hey Phil. Where'd you go?

1513
00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:06,488
Phil, come on take on
someone your own size.

1514
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:09,157
(snoring)

1515
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,909
- Are you on a mission here in America?

1516
00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:11,743
- On a mission?

1517
00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:12,660
No, I'm a MacGuffin.

1518
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:14,079
I have nothing to do with anything.

1519
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,372
I'm a MacGuffin.

1520
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,540
I have nothing to do with the
whole plot of this damn thing.

1521
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,376
I don't even know why I'm involved,

1522
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,169
but I'm so happy to see you.

1523
00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:22,754
- I have a confession to make.

1524
00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:23,838
- Oh, really?

1525
00:56:23,838 --> 00:56:25,090
- Yes.

1526
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,758
- I'd love to hear it.

1527
00:56:28,009 --> 00:56:30,303
- I was playing the victim for too long.

1528
00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:33,014
- Oh, look at the eye patch going back.

1529
00:56:33,014 --> 00:56:34,933
Oh my God, look at you.

1530
00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:38,144
- I told Mr. Rydell.

1531
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:38,978
- Yeah.

1532
00:56:38,978 --> 00:56:40,230
- That I was tortured.

1533
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:41,272
- Tortured?

1534
00:56:41,272 --> 00:56:42,857
- That's why I lost my eye.

1535
00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:43,817
- Oh really?

1536
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:46,403
- But I just wanted to be a victim.

1537
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,446
I wanted his sympathy.

1538
00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:50,240
- All right, I can see that.

1539
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,616
- I wasn't tortured.

1540
00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:52,450
- No.

1541
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:53,284
- I torture people.

1542
00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:55,829
- You torture, you torturing me right now.

1543
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:57,622
I'm getting very excited.

1544
00:56:57,622 --> 00:56:59,624
- Is excitement torture?

1545
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,836
- This is my very first confession ever.

1546
00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:03,670
- Oh really?

1547
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,547
What can you give me the quickie one?

1548
00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:06,381
- Oh, I like a cookie.

1549
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:07,465
- I like a quickie too.

1550
00:57:07,465 --> 00:57:09,676
- Is it the one from Amsterdam
with the stuff in it?

1551
00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:11,219
- I don't know what the
hell are you talking about?

1552
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:13,430
- Oh, in Amsterdam we only
have cookies with stuff in it.

1553
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,639
- Oh really?
- Yeah.

1554
00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:15,849
- Well would you confess your sins now?

1555
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,725
- Oh yeah this was confession.

1556
00:57:17,725 --> 00:57:20,770
- So ever since I saw
Jude law in The Pope,

1557
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,355
I can't get over him.

1558
00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:24,274
- Wow. Could you get into him?

1559
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,191
- Yeah. No.

1560
00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:29,320
I mean, no, this is a confession...

1561
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,157
(dramatic sounds)

1562
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:38,580
(screaming)

1563
00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,800
(Dahlia sighs)

1564
00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:55,513
(door bangs)

1565
00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:00,935
- [Brian] Hey, Dahlia.

1566
00:58:00,935 --> 00:58:02,520
- Oh, Brian please.

1567
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,354
- [Brian] One more thing-

1568
00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:04,189
- I Just need five minutes.

1569
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:05,231
- [Brian] Just one more thing, please.

1570
00:58:05,231 --> 00:58:06,065
I know you've worked hard,

1571
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:07,025
but I need one more thing.

1572
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:07,859
- What?

1573
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:08,818
- [Brian] I don't know where Ian is

1574
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,111
and I don't know where
the hard drives are.

1575
00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,154
We don't have back ups

1576
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:13,281
and I think we're screwed
if Ian's pissed off at me.

1577
00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:15,950
- Ian's not pissed off, he
is finally getting married.

1578
00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:16,910
He's okay.

1579
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,661
- [Brian] He didn't like
doing that vampire thing.

1580
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:21,289
...and he's pissed off at me.

1581
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:22,415
- It's okay.

1582
00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:24,250
He's an actor as well

1583
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,084
- [Brian] There's a couple of things

1584
00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:26,794
I'd like you to do one more scene.

1585
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:28,588
- One more scene, are you crazy?

1586
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:29,422
- [Brian] Yes one more scene.

1587
00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:31,966
- No, I've given you three
weeks of my life for this.

1588
00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:33,801
You know, whatever I had to-

1589
00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:35,053
- [Brian] You had fun too.

1590
00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:38,973
- Okay, I had fun but
your degree of toxicity,

1591
00:58:38,973 --> 00:58:41,434
I'm trying to sweat it out right in here

1592
00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:43,019
and you're not even
giving me five minutes.

1593
00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:44,312
- [Brian] Now am toxic, right?.

1594
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:45,772
Now you say that to me after-

1595
00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,690
- Okay, you're not toxic, okay?

1596
00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,901
It's just Phil and everything that-

1597
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,611
- [Brian] What about
Phil? He wrote us a check.

1598
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:52,487
We wouldn't be making this movie...-

1599
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,364
- He wrote us check but I
almost got fricking sued

1600
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:57,784
by sexual harassment case with
one of our wardrobe people.

1601
00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:59,118
Can you please close the door

1602
00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:01,496
so that I can relax for five minutes?

1603
00:59:01,496 --> 00:59:03,039
Okay. I'm trying to sweat it out.

1604
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:05,124
- [Brian] Come down,
all right? For God sake.

1605
00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:06,334
- Just close the (beep) door!

1606
00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:07,168
- [Brian] Come down!

1607
00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:09,587
(door bangs)

1608
00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:15,260
- Stop filming me.

1609
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:22,141
- I can see you're a beautiful woman.

1610
00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:23,893
I think men have been ravaging you

1611
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:26,771
probably for years, have they?

1612
00:59:26,771 --> 00:59:27,939
- I have three children.

1613
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:28,773
- Oh, really?

1614
00:59:28,773 --> 00:59:29,732
- I don't think that I should be talking

1615
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:30,733
to you about that stuff.

1616
00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:31,568
- Oh no.

1617
00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:34,237
- Yeah. Brian-

1618
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:35,488
- I have several children myself

1619
00:59:35,488 --> 00:59:36,864
and I am a priest, do you believe that?

1620
00:59:36,864 --> 00:59:37,865
- Priests can't have children?

1621
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,784
- Oh, well I can, I'm a different kind-

1622
00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:41,578
- Yeah, of course you are, right?

1623
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:42,412
(laughing)

1624
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:45,373
- I'm a bit of a womanizer,
you know what I mean.

1625
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:47,000
- I have a couple of drinks like this

1626
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,628
and well, I'm not going...

1627
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:51,754
- I'm really ...

1628
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:52,589
- Really you too.

1629
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,423
- Yeah.

1630
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:54,674
- Are you kidding me? All right.

1631
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:55,508
- Oh, thank you.

1632
00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:56,342
- ...Jack.

1633
00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:57,176
- Yeah.

1634
00:59:57,176 --> 00:59:58,177
- Oh right. There you go.

1635
00:59:58,177 --> 00:59:59,012
Oh my God.

1636
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:02,015
Yeah. It always gets
me a little jacked off,

1637
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,349
when I drink this, you know?

1638
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,183
- Wow. Wow.

1639
01:00:04,183 --> 01:00:06,060
- Isn't that good?

1640
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:08,271
- I could use two more tonight.

1641
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:11,274
- I think you and I might be an item...

1642
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,108
if you think of it.

1643
01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:13,526
- Oh, I wouldn't mind
getting in the bathtub.

1644
01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:14,611
I actually have been wanting-

1645
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,238
- Oh God, this is what I've
been hoping for all of my life.

1646
01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:18,448
- This is a really nice one.

1647
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:19,282
- Isn't this nice?

1648
01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:20,992
It's very comfy, isn't it?

1649
01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:23,703
Oh, I never thought I'd be in
a bathtub with a Jewish women.

1650
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,330
I really didn't.

1651
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,873
You're the second one to come in here.

1652
01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:28,124
The first one was a Jew.

1653
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:29,500
- Tell me story father.

1654
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,628
- [Narrator] Sorry. This
part is only available

1655
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,713
in the special features menu due

1656
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:36,549
to explicit language and content.

1657
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:40,011
(people chattering)

1658
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,638
- Okay, so I convinced Brian

1659
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,640
that you guys can be in the movie, okay?

1660
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,058
But you have to play music.

1661
01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:47,018
You have to play the drums
and you have to sing.

1662
01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,144
- What type of movie is it?

1663
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,562
Does it have like zombies?

1664
01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:50,563
- No, it doesn't have zombies.

1665
01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:51,648
What are you talking about?

1666
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,733
This is a movie about Ed
Asner and Mark Rydell,

1667
01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:54,817
it's a movie about old guys.

1668
01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:56,027
They don't have zombies.

1669
01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:57,904
- Come on everybody is driving me crazy.

1670
01:00:57,904 --> 01:01:00,239
I'm just trying to get
this movie done, all right?

1671
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:01,366
- Easy buddy, easy.

1672
01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:02,659
No more kids in the movie.

1673
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:04,077
- No more kids in the movie?

1674
01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:06,162
- No more kids in the movie.

1675
01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:10,083
(speaking in Vietnamese language)

1676
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:16,547
- [Commercial announcer]
Hello folks here at Ray's

1677
01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:18,383
audio and video, we understand budgets.

1678
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,176
And we'd like to help put you

1679
01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:23,805
into a new entertainment
center that you can afford.

1680
01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:25,223
So don't be a zombie.

1681
01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:27,934
Get on up out of that
chair and come on down.

1682
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,852
We're here until 10 o'clock tonight.

1683
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,689
You wouldn't want to end
up looking like this guy.

1684
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,523
- Oh my God.

1685
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,691
I'm worried about getting sued.

1686
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,567
We're gonna need a lawyer.

1687
01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:39,570
- Hi, I'm Melissa Centeno
from Canteno Law Firm.

1688
01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:41,864
I am a partner and founder of the firm

1689
01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:43,533
where we specialize in corporate,

1690
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,034
and mergers and acquisitions.

1691
01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:50,039
(wind whooshing)
(footsteps pattering)

1692
01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:51,874
(door bangs)

1693
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:55,086
- How do you know when a lawyer is lying?

1694
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,754
Her lips are moving.

1695
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,591
- Come on. Let's go see the cast.

1696
01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:04,762
- Oh my God.

1697
01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:06,723
Are you kidding?

1698
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,975
Jimmy this is the greatest.

1699
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:11,394
- Hi, how are you?
- I'm good...

1700
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,189
- What are you doing.

1701
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:18,192
What are you doing?

1702
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:22,989
(footsteps pattering)
(heavily breathing)

1703
01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:25,908
- I want to suck your blood.

1704
01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:26,743
- Oh yeah.

1705
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,327
- [Brian] Cut, cut.

1706
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:30,830
I said cut.

1707
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:33,458
(piano music)

1708
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:36,919
♪ No matter what the future brings ♪

1709
01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:41,924
♪ As time goes by ♪

1710
01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:50,016
♪ It's still the same old story ♪

1711
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:54,103
♪ A fight for love and glory ♪

1712
01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:59,066
♪ A case of do or die ♪

1713
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:04,906
♪ The world will always welcome lovers ♪

1714
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:11,120
♪ As time goes by ♪

1715
01:03:29,013 --> 01:03:32,099
- "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

1716
01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:37,772
- Creeps in this petty
pace from day to day.

1717
01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:43,319
- To the last syllable of recorded time.

1718
01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:45,905
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

1719
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:47,824
the way to dusty death.

1720
01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,536
- Out, out brief candle,

1721
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,415
life's but a walking shadow.

1722
01:03:57,625 --> 01:04:00,711
- A poor player that
struts and frets his hour

1723
01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:04,590
upon the stage and then is heard no more.

1724
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,093
- It is a tale told by an idiot full

1725
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,512
of sound and fury signifying-

1726
01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:14,058
- Signifying nothing, nothing".

1727
01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:16,978
- Ian actually just got a new dog

1728
01:04:16,978 --> 01:04:19,313
and he wants the dog in the film.

1729
01:04:19,313 --> 01:04:20,648
- [Brian] What?

1730
01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:21,691
- It's a really cute puppy.

1731
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,318
People will actually come to see a movie

1732
01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,820
because of dogs...

1733
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:29,156
- [Brian] Oh, come on what
are we a YouTube video here?

1734
01:04:29,156 --> 01:04:31,576
(calm music)

1735
01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:38,416
(dog barking)
(car hoots)

1736
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:41,878
What's with Ian?

1737
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:42,712
He wants his dog?

1738
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,046
And why is he telling us now?

1739
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,256
- But I think it would be really cute,

1740
01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:48,009
you can have the dog sit
on Mark's lap or Ed's lap.

1741
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:49,844
- [Brian] We already have
enough dogs in this movie.

1742
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,637
We don't need another dog in this movie.

1743
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:54,473
- Or maybe Ed's dog and
Ian's dog, can you know...

1744
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:57,643
- No, can do what!?

1745
01:04:57,643 --> 01:05:01,480
What are you suggesting?
What kind of movie is this?

1746
01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:05,902
Are these dogs in the union?

1747
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,194
Are they SAG dogs?

1748
01:05:07,194 --> 01:05:08,571
(air whooshing)

1749
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,698
(footsteps pattering)

1750
01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,784
(chatter)

1751
01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:21,334
(piano music)
(chatter)

1752
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,177
- Ready? Come on.

1753
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,679
(music)

1754
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:41,604
- The things a producer has to go through.

1755
01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:42,438
- My God.

1756
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,232
- Right over here, right there.

1757
01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:48,110
- This is, what we've been promising him.

1758
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,445
(chuckles)

1759
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:51,656
This is how we got him
to get in the shoot.

1760
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,157
(laughing)

1761
01:05:53,157 --> 01:05:56,494
(chattering)

1762
01:05:57,536 --> 01:06:00,122
(laughing)

1763
01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:04,168
- Okay. So we don't have any
more money for a wrap party.

1764
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:06,212
You have to get another investor.

1765
01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:07,338
- Another cameo?

1766
01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,800
- I'm Henry Penzi, I'm from
the original Entourage.

1767
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,720
I was called in by Brian,
the director on this movie.

1768
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,847
And I was a big fan when he brought up

1769
01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,058
the great name as Senior Entourage.

1770
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:22,019
So I am still a big fan
of Senior Entourage.

1771
01:06:22,019 --> 01:06:23,771
- [Director] Hey Henry,
is Wahlberg gonna sue us

1772
01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:25,856
for using the title Senior Entourage?

1773
01:06:25,856 --> 01:06:27,441
- No, he's not gonna sue us actually

1774
01:06:27,441 --> 01:06:28,651
because I'm part of it so

1775
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:31,278
(applauding)

1776
01:06:31,278 --> 01:06:35,199
- My name is Greg, I'm
in one of the gym scenes.

1777
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,325
Henry brought me in

1778
01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:38,828
and I just had a couple
of minutes to think.

1779
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:43,040
And I think Senior
Entourage is the best one

1780
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,292
or maybe...Age Before Beauty.

1781
01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:48,254
(cast and crew affirm)

1782
01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:50,631
- The title, you want to title, right?

1783
01:06:50,631 --> 01:06:52,550
- Senior Fever.

1784
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,552
- I'm George I'm here for dessert.

1785
01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:55,803
(laughing)

1786
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:58,097
(clapping)

1787
01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:02,393
I was part of Brian's
Entourage when he was 17.

1788
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:03,811
In fact, a little bit earlier,

1789
01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:05,438
I went to high school with Brian

1790
01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:07,565
and certain stories are sealed

1791
01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:10,401
but for enough money, I will...

1792
01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:11,861
(laughing)

1793
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:15,448
- I have a Chinese name
already for this one

1794
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,075
(speaking Mandarin language)

1795
01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:22,246
It's like, direct translation
will be Senior Again.

1796
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,292
(calm music)

1797
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:31,630
- I can see Russia.

1798
01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:33,507
- Where is the (beep) script?

1799
01:07:33,507 --> 01:07:34,508
(laughing)

1800
01:07:34,508 --> 01:07:37,011
Where is the script we were
supposed to do something,

1801
01:07:37,011 --> 01:07:38,929
clearly we had an idea.

1802
01:07:38,929 --> 01:07:40,306
Where is the script?

1803
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:43,225
- [Narrator] Since I couldn't
wake Ed up from his nun nap,

1804
01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:45,478
I asked their old buddy writer,

1805
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:48,397
Jerry Sedley to stand
in for the sunset shot.

1806
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:50,649
(laughing)

1807
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:55,279
(calm music)

1808
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,413
- [Narrator] So it was finally time

1809
01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:08,084
to see if Dahlia's musical
munchkins had the right stuff.

1810
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,126
- Hi everybody.

1811
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:10,836
Today, I'm ganna sing an original

1812
01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:13,255
and this is sister Rebecca.

1813
01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:14,465
This is my brother Noah.

1814
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,966
And this is my dad Martin.

1815
01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:19,261
(audience cheering)

1816
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:22,098
(soft rock music)

1817
01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:31,607
♪ Oh baby I love you all the time ♪

1818
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,027
(audience cheering)

1819
01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:37,780
♪ Oh baby ♪

1820
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,157
(Ed snoring)

1821
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:47,665
♪ 'Cause it's you and me baby ♪

1822
01:08:47,748 --> 01:08:50,167
♪ It's you and me baby ♪

1823
01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,169
♪ You and me baby ♪

1824
01:08:52,169 --> 01:08:55,881
♪ You and me baby ♪

1825
01:08:55,881 --> 01:08:59,844
♪ It's you and me baby ♪

1826
01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:04,849
♪ It's you and me baby
to the end of time ♪

1827
01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:08,477
(audience cheering)

1828
01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:13,023
- [Narrator] Well, I'm
very happy to say that

1829
01:09:13,023 --> 01:09:15,234
Dahlia's kids certainly proved me wrong.

1830
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:18,362
(piano music)

1831
01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:21,323
(audience cheering)

1832
01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:28,497
♪ Don't be scared girl ♪

1833
01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:29,707
♪ Don't be scared ♪

1834
01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:30,624
♪ oh no ♪

1835
01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:33,085
♪ Don't be scared girl ♪

1836
01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:35,462
♪ Don't be scared ♪

1837
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:39,133
♪ I'll give all my heart ♪

1838
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:40,843
♪ my heart ♪

1839
01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:43,721
♪ So we don't leave love torn apart ♪

1840
01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:44,847
♪ Torn apart ♪

1841
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:48,601
♪ I love you each and everyday ♪

1842
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:49,518
♪ Everyday ♪

1843
01:09:49,518 --> 01:09:53,522
♪ And this is why I say ♪

1844
01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:54,356
♪ I say ♪

1845
01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:56,984
♪ Don't be scared girl ♪

1846
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:58,319
♪ Don't be scared ♪

1847
01:09:58,319 --> 01:09:59,278
♪ Of me ♪

1848
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,197
♪ Don't be scared girl ♪

1849
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,200
♪ don't be scared ♪

1850
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,661
♪ Don't be scared girl of me ♪

1851
01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:09,079
♪ Don't be scared ♪

1852
01:10:09,079 --> 01:10:11,123
♪ Don't be scared girl ♪

1853
01:10:11,123 --> 01:10:13,667
♪ Who-Oh ♪

1854
01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:15,211
- Don't you be scared girl.

1855
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:18,255
(all cheering and clapping)

1856
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:20,841
- Excuse me, are you Andy Dick?

1857
01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,595
- If there's money in it, yes.

1858
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,263
- No really, are you Andy Dick?

1859
01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:27,973
- Not exactly, no.

1860
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,683
- You probably get that a lot, don't you?

1861
01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:31,393
- I get that from time to time?

1862
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:32,228
(snoring)

1863
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:35,064
- I think he's alive. Oh B'jesus.

1864
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:39,401
Let me give you a little...

1865
01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:42,613
There you are. There you are.

1866
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:43,822
Come on, get up.

1867
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:44,823
- Who the hell are you?

1868
01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:46,617
- You gotta to confess your sins to me.

1869
01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:47,701
Come on, get up.

1870
01:10:47,701 --> 01:10:49,286
Don't give me a hard time now.

1871
01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,162
- Want me confess what sins?

1872
01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:51,997
- Sins, the sins of your unholy life.

1873
01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:53,582
- What are doing with that vodka?

1874
01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:55,042
(beep)

1875
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:55,876
- Come on now, get up.

1876
01:10:55,876 --> 01:10:57,044
- What are you doing in this room?

1877
01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:57,878
- What the hell?

1878
01:10:57,878 --> 01:10:58,921
I don't even know where we are.

1879
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:01,632
For God's sake-
- What are you a pervert?

1880
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:02,800
- I thought you were dead.

1881
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:03,634
- Are you a pervert?

1882
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:05,719
- Come now, come on get up.

1883
01:11:05,719 --> 01:11:07,638
- [Narrator] You know
what I need right now?

1884
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,348
Some forgiveness and grace.

1885
01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:13,978
♪ I'm so glad Jesus lifted me ♪

1886
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:18,816
♪ I'm so glad Jesus lifted me ♪

1887
01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:19,650
♪ I'm telling you ♪

1888
01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:23,904
♪ I'm so glad Jesus lifted me ♪

1889
01:11:23,904 --> 01:11:28,909
♪ Singing glory hallelujah
Jesus lifted me ♪

1890
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:32,162
(singers vocalizing)

1891
01:11:40,421 --> 01:11:44,591
♪ Amazing Grace......... ♪

1892
01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:57,229
♪ How sweet... the sound...... ♪

1893
01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:08,324
- There you go know

1894
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,366
Oh, sister, sister.

1895
01:12:09,366 --> 01:12:10,242
- Get off me.

1896
01:12:10,242 --> 01:12:12,536
Get of me, get of me now,
I don't want you near me.

1897
01:12:12,536 --> 01:12:13,370
- Oh my God.

1898
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,621
All right now let me bless you.

1899
01:12:14,621 --> 01:12:15,456
All right.

1900
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:19,543
The name of the Father, the
Son, and the Holy Spirit.

1901
01:12:19,543 --> 01:12:22,504
Now relax and just tell me your sins

1902
01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:24,173
so if you do kick the bucket

1903
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:28,677
very soon, you'll go straight
to the hereafter, okay?

1904
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:31,221
- I'm not gonna kick any (beep) bucket.

1905
01:12:31,221 --> 01:12:32,639
- Well you don't know what that means?

1906
01:12:32,639 --> 01:12:33,474
- What?

1907
01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,142
- It mean you go up to heaven.

1908
01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:36,518
- I'm not...

1909
01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:38,103
- You see the Lord, you see all the angels

1910
01:12:38,103 --> 01:12:38,937
- No, no, no.

1911
01:12:38,937 --> 01:12:40,439
- Oh for goodness sakes.

1912
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,982
- You got the wrong party.

1913
01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:44,610
- Yeah, there's a good pick me up.

1914
01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:49,323
♪ Amazing grace ♪

1915
01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:54,328
♪ How sweet the sound ♪

1916
01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:58,290
♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪

1917
01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:09,051
♪ I once was lost ♪

1918
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,386
♪ Was lost ♪

1919
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:13,389
♪ But now I'm found ♪

1920
01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:16,558
- What do you want?

1921
01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,977
- I want to hear your sins

1922
01:13:18,977 --> 01:13:20,813
that I can give you absolution,

1923
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:23,899
forgive you and go straight
to heaven if you die.

1924
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:26,276
- You're gonna go out
that window before I die.

1925
01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:28,529
♪ I say Martha ♪

1926
01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:33,367
♪ I say Martha ♪

1927
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:35,369
♪ I say Martha ♪

1928
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:40,332
♪ I say Martha ♪

1929
01:13:43,627 --> 01:13:45,212
♪ I say Martha ♪

1930
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:49,633
♪ Martha don't you moan...♪

1931
01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:54,638
♪ Martha Don't you moan... ♪

1932
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:58,434
♪ Martha Don't you moan...♪

1933
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,395
♪ Martha Don't you ♪

1934
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,481
(singers vocalizing)

1935
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:09,695
(audience cheering)

1936
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:12,614
- Are you really a priest?

1937
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:13,532
- Of course I'm a priest.

1938
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,867
I'm Father MacGuffin,

1939
01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,452
Don't you know me? For
God sake, I'm famous.

1940
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,494
- I'm not a nun.

1941
01:14:17,494 --> 01:14:18,454
- You're not a nun?

1942
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,580
- No.

1943
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:22,833
- What the hell are you then?

1944
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,377
- I'm out to have a good time.

1945
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:26,211
- Really?

1946
01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:27,087
- Yeah.

1947
01:14:27,087 --> 01:14:29,506
You like my shade?

1948
01:14:29,506 --> 01:14:31,842
- Oh. And it's very very
become becoming what?

1949
01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,010
I don't know, but it's very becoming.

1950
01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:33,886
- They make the outfit-

1951
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:34,970
- Really beautiful.

1952
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:36,680
- Yes. You're a handsome nun.

1953
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,182
I will have to say that.

1954
01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:39,558
- [Narrator] All right,
this scene is getting really

1955
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:41,477
...just a little bit too bizarre.

1956
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:46,064
I think it's time to wrap
this movie up with a party.

1957
01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:51,612
♪ You're at the party of the year
and the only thing that matters ♪

1958
01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:55,032
♪ Is filling up your cup, lost
in the moment, it's on... ♪

1959
01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,916
♪ You'll have the time of your life ♪

1960
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:07,711
♪ No matter where you come
from feeling your best ♪

1961
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:12,674
♪ Lost in the moment, it's on... ♪

1962
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:21,892
♪ Have the time of your life ♪

1963
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:25,646
♪ Take it all inside ♪

1964
01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:30,442
♪ Can't believe your eyes,
must be something... ♪

1965
01:15:30,442 --> 01:15:35,447
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1966
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:43,205
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1967
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:50,212
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1968
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:53,131
♪ Oh-Oh ♪

1969
01:15:53,131 --> 01:15:58,136
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1970
01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:03,767
♪ Tattooed on your shoulder ♪

1971
01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:05,310
♪ Far from reality ♪

1972
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:08,105
♪ Free in the moment ♪

1973
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:11,733
♪ Don't it feel good ♪

1974
01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:16,196
♪ Don't it feel good ♪

1975
01:16:16,196 --> 01:16:17,948
♪ The party is on stupid ♪

1976
01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:19,866
♪ You found the way out ♪

1977
01:16:19,866 --> 01:16:22,828
♪ Loving yourself ♪

1978
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,498
♪ Don't it feel good ♪

1979
01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:31,503
♪ Don't it feel good ♪

1980
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:35,549
♪ Have the time of your life ♪

1981
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:39,428
♪ Take it all inside ♪

1982
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:44,433
♪ Can't believe your eyes,
must be something... ♪

1983
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:50,147
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1984
01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:58,572
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1985
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:02,618
♪ It's so good to be you ♪

1986
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:05,954
(fireworks rumbling)

1987
01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:12,210
(upbeat music)

1988
01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:35,150
- Narrator] We recently caught up

1989
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:37,444
with well-known Academy award nominated

1990
01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:40,489
Director, Mark Rydell, Emmy winning actor,

1991
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:44,701
Ed Asner, an actress and
animal activist, Lauren Maddox.

1992
01:17:44,701 --> 01:17:47,204
They afforded us a peek
into their discussions

1993
01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:50,999
about their new venture
Senior Vegan Vacation.

1994
01:17:50,999 --> 01:17:54,127
- [Ian's voice] Vegan
vacation the movie take two.

1995
01:17:54,127 --> 01:17:57,089
- So I was thinking for the next movie.

1996
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:57,923
- Yes.

1997
01:17:57,923 --> 01:17:59,925
- We could call it Vegan Vacation

1998
01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:02,511
and this could be a
sequel to Senior Entourage

1999
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,346
and the Schnooks could be included.

2000
01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:06,264
- So this is already a sequel?

2001
01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:08,517
- Well, we're thinking
about doing a sequel

2002
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,310
once this is finalized.

2003
01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:11,770
- What is this a sequel too?

2004
01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:15,482
- Yes, we would have like even more fun.

2005
01:18:15,482 --> 01:18:16,650
So, even more fun.

2006
01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:21,279
'Cause I know this one will great.

2007
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:25,450
- That dog could be as big
same Saint Bernard by then.

2008
01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:28,036
(upbeat music)

2009
01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:54,855
- [Narrator] Yeah, I once had a big dream

2010
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,732
about making a really big Hollywood movie

2011
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,483
with a really big budget.

2012
01:18:58,483 --> 01:19:01,570
Instead, I had to make this film

2013
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,156
and I'm really glad that I did.

2014
01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:19,755
(upbeat trumpet music)

2015
01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:34,728
♪ They may be old but they still got it ♪

2016
01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:38,398
♪ It's the Senior Entourage ♪

2017
01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:43,403
♪ Paparaaah ♪

2018
01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:48,492
♪ Life so grand and they know it ♪

2019
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:53,497
♪ Paparaaah ♪

2020
01:19:56,792 --> 01:20:01,797
♪ They got no script
but they don't need it ♪

2021
01:20:04,007 --> 01:20:08,929
♪ When they have dialog
we all like to hear it ♪

2022
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:13,183
♪ And even if the sky is
blue or the sky is gray ♪

2023
01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:17,687
♪ Sure feels good seeing you today ♪

2024
01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:21,399
♪ No bad news we don't wanna here it ♪

2025
01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:24,694
♪ No, no, no bad news ♪

2026
01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:29,699
♪ Good vibrations we're
sure gonna give it ♪

2027
01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:35,872
♪ We all know they got a lot of spirit ♪

2028
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:46,091
- When are we doing the nun scene?

2029
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,468
Like that we're dressed as nuns?

2030
01:20:48,468 --> 01:20:49,761
When are we doing that?

2031
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,012
- [Brian] You just did it.

2032
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:51,847
- We did it?

2033
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,973
- [Brian] This is it.

2034
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:57,894
- A full frontal, but I really
would never expose my front.

2035
01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,273
That's for the Oscar.

2036
01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:04,317
- You look like Tom Cruise.

2037
01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:06,403
- You can't handle the truth.

2038
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,655
Did you order the code red?

2039
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,241
Just joking, it's uncanny.

2040
01:21:15,161 --> 01:21:16,955
- I don't remember...

2041
01:21:16,955 --> 01:21:18,164
- You eyes are pretty...translucent.

2042
01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:18,999
- Just like yours

2043
01:21:18,999 --> 01:21:20,000
- They're translucent.

2044
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,376
- They're not real.

2045
01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:23,336
- They're not real.

2046
01:21:23,336 --> 01:21:26,006
♪ I love you so ♪

2047
01:21:31,386 --> 01:21:34,389
(cheering)

2048
01:21:36,349 --> 01:21:37,642
- Gary Marshall.

2049
01:21:37,642 --> 01:21:41,146
He just had such a wonderful wonderful way

2050
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:44,691
he was with us.

2051
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:46,109
He would say...

2052
01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:49,613
we would just make some nice shows here.

2053
01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:52,949
It's not serious. It's not serious.

2054
01:21:52,949 --> 01:21:55,410
And he was always kind to everybody.

2055
01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:57,370
And we had a softball team.

2056
01:21:57,370 --> 01:21:58,204
- Oh Whoa.

2057
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:05,003
- What I would do, was
I would run with my arms

2058
01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:05,879
like this.

2059
01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:06,713
- Oh.

2060
01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,882
- So they were overthrown first base.

2061
01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:09,716
- Yeah.

2062
01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:12,427
- So then I get on and the guys

2063
01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:14,137
would get me in.

2064
01:22:14,137 --> 01:22:16,598
- I see Mark Rydell as a rebel.

2065
01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:17,933
- (Brian) Rebels without a wheelchair

2066
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,185
(laughing)

2067
01:22:23,313 --> 01:22:26,107
- So you are embracing this...

2068
01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:28,234
- You're so sexy.

2069
01:22:28,234 --> 01:22:30,487
(laughing)

2070
01:22:42,165 --> 01:22:44,584
- Why don't we shoot the wrap party?

2071
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:46,711
Why don't you go down

2072
01:22:46,711 --> 01:22:48,880
to the Shangri-La, that's a great place.

2073
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,799
It's right down the street from my place.

2074
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,133
- And ask them for a freebie?

2075
01:22:52,133 --> 01:22:53,426
- A freebie, yeah,

2076
01:22:53,426 --> 01:22:55,261
We'll put it, plug them in the movie.

2077
01:22:55,261 --> 01:22:56,137
- Why don't you explain it?

2078
01:22:56,137 --> 01:22:56,972
That was your job.

2079
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:59,265
- Well, I'm MacGuffin...

2080
01:22:59,265 --> 01:23:01,184
There's no reason for this thing

2081
01:23:01,184 --> 01:23:02,811
to be in the plot, just like me.

2082
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,771
There's no reason, it doesn't go anywhere.

2083
01:23:04,771 --> 01:23:05,814
It doesn't mean anything.

2084
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:07,232
You just look it up! Hitchcock

2085
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,984
Hitchcock talked about it all the time.

2086
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,402
He made it up the MacGuffin.

2087
01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:11,277
- But you're the MacGuffin.

2088
01:23:11,277 --> 01:23:12,112
- I'm the MacGuffin.

2089
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,114
Don't you understand? I'm Father MacGuffin

2090
01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:15,240
not McMuffin.

2091
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:20,245
(Upbeat trumpet music)
(singers vocalizing)

2092
01:24:53,421 --> 01:24:55,507
- So, where do we go from here?

2093
01:24:55,507 --> 01:25:00,470
(Upbeat trumpet music)
(singers vocalizing)