I knew for sure
that you'd grab my hand.
Sorry!
Amazing, Sea King Retsu!
How cowardly, Japan!
What cowardice!
He uses a friendly handshake to make a surprise attack!
This is an unforgivable act!
He's a rare, despicable sneak.
What will you do, Sea King Retsu?
How will you fight him, Sea King Retsu?
Oh boy, I'm at a loss for words!
Who would have guessed he would try a third time!
Retsu.
Can you shake my hand?
Let him have it, Retsu!
Give him a surprise attack!
Do you have the guts to grab my hand?
That's a right hand filled with malice.
That's a smile filled with malice.
Don't be fooled, Sea King Retsu!
Look at that!
Sea King Retsu grabbed his hand.
Sea King Retsu went along with it. Surprise attacks mean nothing.
Do whatever you can,
Sea King Retsu, our hero.
It's a steel fist of fury!
I knew for sure...
that you'd grab my hand.
It broke!
Come on.
Get up.
Get up and fight me.
Are you kidding me?
You fucking cheater!
Kill him!
Don't let him live!
Beat him to death!
Make it a bloodbath!
Get out!
This is no place for you people!
Only martial arts masters may stand here.
I will beat you down
with my full strength if you don't leave now!
You don't need to worry about me.
I can't use my right hand.
It's the perfect handicap.
Now, return to your seats.
You're right.
Between you and me, a one-arm handicap finally makes it fair.
This was my goal from the start.
I apologize for repeatedly being rude.
I don't mind, I already knew when I took action.
Let's begin.
I sincerely vow
that I'll take you to Japan.
And alongside me,
we'll guide those lost souls.
He grabbed it!
With his toes!
This...
That's amazing.
This is magnificent!
How magnificent. I'm touched by you
and your mastery of so many techniques.
Oh boy, it's Sea King Jaku!
Sea King Retsu kicks by using his pivot leg,
but his ankle has been caught.
Sanyinjiao pressure pain.
Ten centimeters above the inner part of the ankle
is the foot's spleen channel,
the foot's liver meridian,
and the foot's kidney meridian.
These three pass through a vital point called the sanyinjiao.
If you constrict this part,
an intense pain passes through, knocking down even a large man.
I want you.
I want you no matter what!
I'll bring this genius to Japan.
I absolutely can't lose!
Absolutely incredible, Sea King Retsu.
He has shown us this toe-throwing move not once but twice.
There's nothing impossible for this iron-man.
Please take a look at Jaku's face.
Only a few hairs remain of his beloved beard.
Retsu.
He's starting a chat.
That man is always like this.
When he can't win through skill,
he uses the art of persuasion, or in other words, his lies.
That's how he got here today.
I'd like to heal your injured elbow.
Wow! He's offering to heal him in this situation.
My martial arts style isn't meant for hurting people.
Therefore, your elbow joint
isn't really broken.
But it is dislocated.
Don't be fooled!
Only I can fix it.
Your hand.
What a guy.
His smooth, eloquent words are back again!
Brush away that coward's hand, Sea King Retsu!
Come on.
It's a trap!
Oh, no. He does it again.
I noticed something.
Let his hand go, Sea King Retsu.
There's no point in fighting a one-handed opponent.
I want to spread the word about my dream,
the perfect self-defense.
If I can't defend against one measly martial artist...
the technique is pointless.
I knew it!
You should've said something, you coward!
Does it hurt?
These two are a riot.
Let's start over.
I won't thank you.
Also...
the way you said "a measly martial artist"
bothered me.
Even if you're Sea King Retsu, it's merely just Kenpo.
With my whole body...
and my entire soul.
This is scary!
I'll break you down.
To defeat boldly and beautifully...
To vanquish with a calm, collected mind...
If that were in any way possible,
that's how I would've done it.
If it were possible...
My opponent is the genius, Sea King Retsu.
In other words, the culmination of 4,000 years of Chinese martial arts.
I can't win.
If I can't win, then...
I'll defend.
I'll defend myself.
This isn't a proper match.
Self-defense...
doesn't mean defeat.
What...
What?
Really?
Is he throwing the match?
That old man is amazing.
That's no ordinary method.
What's this?
The attacks stopped.
Have you thrown the match?
I did it!
I won!
Retsu, focusing on strength alone is boring.
It's foolish.
Isn't it over already?
No! It isn't over yet.
It is in no way over yet.
Your back can withstand nine times more damage than your front.
If Sea King Jaku was facing forward, he would've fallen long ago.
He has accumulated damage,
but he still stays conscious due to this fact.
Self-protection enlightenment.
Forgive me.
What?
When did I stand up?
Oh, no!
Damn...
it.
We have a winner!
Yes!
China is the best!
China is number one!
I punched and kicked with all my might.
I took my shoes off and used my toes.
I even used a vital spot that shouldn't be used on lower ranks.
It's 4,000 years of Chinese martial arts.
You were hit with a genius's full force.
Despite that,
both of your hands still persist.
This is no victory. An upright man, Sea King Jaku.
You defended until the end.
You are a true winner.
Amazing, Sea King Jaku!
Good job, Retsu!
Hurry up and get this hero medical care.
He was cheap and played dirty.
Most of all, he was beautiful.
Hey, Retsu!
Please, come to Japan with me.
Please?
Hey, I'm an injured man.
What a guy.
I won't give up!
I apologize.
Because of my failure,
our team's dream of getting a perfect win has crumbled.
This may sound rude, Jaku, but I'm honestly surprised.
What?
You fought so persistently.
Even if you search the entire world,
there might not be anyone who can beat Sea King Retsu.
It was fantastic how you pulled him into
your forte, psychological warfare.
It was my only choice.
It was a good choice.
Mohammad Alai Jr.
You've fought him before.
His fighting style is different from any other.
He's big and strong.
But it's not complete.
He just uses a hand-to-hand sport.
He'll understand once we fight.
But still...
he calls these fighting movements.
It looks like a dance.
Western dance.
The Chinese Allied Powers, Sea King Han.
The Japan-US victors' group, Mohammad Alai Jr.
Begin!
It's not a dance!
He cut him!
He cut him up in one hit!
It seems graceful.
It seems elegant, and yet,
it's actually a superb fighting style.
However, in situations like a densely packed fight,
it's unnatural to use a style that only uses hand techniques.
For example...
there are no kicks!
It didn't hit, but the difference in range is clear.
As long as I kick, your hand techniques won't reach me.
What's more...
I don't need to explain the gap between leg and arm power.
Do you get it?
You're incomplete.
Baki, do you agree with his theory?
Boxing doesn't use kicks.
There was a time when I believed that too.
Oh, really?
So it does use kicks?
Yes, kicking techniques do exist in boxing.
You...
mere sportsman!
Yes, kicking techniques do exist in boxing.
However, his kicks don't target his opponent.
He kicks the ground.
Boxing is a combat sport that kicks the ground.
Two hits!
With just two hits, his opponent has fallen!
He kicks the ground?
I see.
His Kenpo, which comes from boxing,
includes kicking techniques.
Wait...
Wait.
Please wait.
He's standing up!
I can...
Sea King Han wants to continue.
I can fight.
I can still fight!
Their fight to the death starts again.
I can't mess up again.
What?
Hey.
You bastard!
What?
The floor...
Why...
is it getting higher?
Han.
I don't get it.
We have a winner!
IDIOTS FROM PLANET STRONG
Subtitle translation by Chul Kim