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Night, Mom.

2
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You ready to turn in?

3
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I think so.

4
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It's been another long, eye-opening,
somewhat harrowing day

5
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and I enjoyed it very much.

6
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[yawns]
Good night, Alfur.

7
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[Alfur] Good night, Hilda.

8
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[lively music]

9
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[meowing]

10
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[yawns, gasps]

11
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[Alfur] This is very odd.

12
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[yawns]

13
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[Alfur clears throat]

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[yawns]
Morning, Alfur.

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Whoa!

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-Who are you?
-Yes, who are you?

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Ah. Alfur, you're awake.
A pleasure to meet you.

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I'm Alvin.

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Your replacement.

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[birds chirping]

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[theme music]

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♪ Hilda ♪

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My replacement?

24
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I am not being replaced!

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[scoffs]
You've been replaced.

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This can't be right.

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[clears throat]

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"Effective immediately.

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You are hereby relieved
of your post as Trolberg Correspondent.

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A special elven delegation
will arrive at noon today

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to escort you back
to the Northern Counties."

32
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But how can they…

33
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[inhales, exhales]

34
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-[gasps]
-[thuds]

35
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You'll see I already took
the liberty of packing your belongings.

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And moving in your own ones I see.

37
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Did you know you had an animal in here?

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Hey, that's a nitten.

39
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And her name is Peppercorn.

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[Hilda] Why on earth
does Alfur need to be replaced?

41
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It has come to the attention
of the Prime Minister and his Cabinet

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that your Trolberg reports are full
of embellishments and exaggerations.

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In fact, there's a strong suspicion

44
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that you occasionally go
so far as to make things up.

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[gasps]
Never!

46
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Do you really expect us to believe

47
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some of the crazy claims
you've made in your reports?

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[Hilda] Crazy claims?

49
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I mean, it's hard to know where to begin
but according to Alfur, he has…

50
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participated in smuggling
a troll rock out of a school for humans,

51
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chased down the footnotes to the footnotes
of an ancient soul-stealing spell,

52
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and negotiated
with a fire-breathing dragon

53
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for the release of a contract.

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[scoffs]

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While these wild tales
may please your dedicated fan base…

56
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[Alfur, Hilda] "Dedicated fan base"?

57
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Dreadful as they are,

58
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Alfur's reports are the most requested
from the official archive.

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-I had no idea.
-[Hilda] Well done, Alfur.

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Yes, well, all elven reports must adhere
to a strict standard of accuracy,

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regardless of popularity.

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[Hilda] But all those things
you mentioned really happened.

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I should know, I was there.

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That's it.

65
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We'll file an eyewitness
confirmation form!

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[Alvin] No. I'm afraid she doesn't qualify
as a reliable eyewitness.

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[Hilda] I'm completely reliable.

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And, in any case, please note

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that a hold has been placed
on any additional paperwork

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that you may wish to file in this matter.

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[meows]

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[somber music]

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You mean,
I've reached the end of the paper trail?

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I'm afraid so.

75
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This is totally unfair.

76
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I won't stand for it!

77
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Phew. Perhaps I need to draw up
a No Drama Agreement?

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I don't believe that will be necessary.

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I will be ready by noon… as required.

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Alfur, you can't just leave.

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[sighs]
Have you ever heard the saying,

82
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"Desperation begins
where the paper trail ends"?

83
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No.

84
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Well, it's a common saying
among my people.

85
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There's nothing to be done, Hilda.

86
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But you don't just work here,
you have a life here.

87
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You're my friend.

88
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After all we've been through, you're…

89
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you're like family to me.

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[chuckles]

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[gasps]
What if we find a way

92
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to trick the delegation
into going back home without you?

93
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Hmm. I believe your people have a saying,

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"Desperate times
call for desperate measures."

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I'm going to take that as a yes?

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I thought that was obvious.

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[tense music]

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Ooh.

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[snorting]

100
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Was Agnes really the only option?

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She volunteered.

102
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Uh, and when Agnes volunteers,
there's no refusing her.

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[spits]

104
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She'll do fine.
No spitting at the delegation though.

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Now, look sharp.

106
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Here they come.

107
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[tense music]

108
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[Alvin panting, grunting]

109
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[thuds]

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[Alvin] Hilda, Alfur, and, locals,

111
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may I present the Delegation
for the Return of Wayward Elves.

112
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I am Aloysius, head of the delegation.

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This is Rupert, Gertrude, Ulrik,

114
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and our keeper of the notes Adeline.

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Hi.

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I am Bartell, leader of The Lost Clan

117
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and acting representative
of elf-kind in Trolberg.

118
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And this is Alfur.

119
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Always has been, always will be.

120
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Honor to meet you, Alfur, sir.
I'm a big, big fan of your work.

121
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Your reports make Trolberg
sound so magical.

122
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-Mm.
-[grunts]

123
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-[gasps]
-Well, we're all feeling rather emotional

124
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and goodbyes are hard
so let's make this quick.

125
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Bye, Alfur! Safe travels, everyone!

126
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Hold on. There's paperwork
that we must attend to before we depart.

127
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[growling]

128
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Easy. Easy.

129
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You must hereby surrender
your passport immediately.

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[growling, grunts]

131
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-Ooh…
-[grunts]

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Alfur, what is the meaning of this?

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[screams]

134
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-[growls]
-[all screaming]

135
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Agnes never surrenders.

136
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Looks like we'll have
to settle this with combat!

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[all screaming]

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-[grunting]
-[whimpers]

139
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Agnes, Bartell, stand down!

140
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[groans]

141
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Please, I insist, no combat!

142
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What is the meaning of this?

143
00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:06,965
Alfur, wait!

144
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[birds cawing]

145
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Hmm?

146
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It's me! Alfur!

147
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[all gasp]

148
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[groans]

149
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Thank you
for your support, Agnes, Bartell.

150
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But I think it's best you leave now.

151
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Alfur, are you sure?

152
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Yes, I'm sure.

153
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[chattering]

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[spits]

155
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Oh. The spitting elf from the reports.

156
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I really rather hoped you'd made her up.

157
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No, she is the real Agnes.

158
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And I am the real Alfur,
the one you've come for.

159
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If it pleases the delegation…

160
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:08,443
Oh, we are far from pleased.
Surrender your passport at once, sir.

161
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[sighs]
Of course.

162
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[somber music]

163
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What?

164
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But you'll have to catch me first!

165
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Don't let him escape!

166
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[grunts, panting]

167
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[all yell]

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Go, Alfur!

169
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[Alfur panting]

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[groans]

171
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[grunts, panting]

172
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:04,333
[groans]
[grunts]

173
00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:08,295
He's in the lettuce!

174
00:10:09,713 --> 00:10:11,715
Search the leaves, every last one!

175
00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:15,969
That scoundrel
is hiding in here somewhere!

176
00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,847
Ha! Something's out to get my lettuce!

177
00:10:20,515 --> 00:10:22,309
[sniffing, groans]

178
00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:23,644
This way!

179
00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:30,525
Alfur!

180
00:10:30,609 --> 00:10:33,153
I'm sorry we have to meet
under these circumstances

181
00:10:33,236 --> 00:10:35,030
because I really enjoy reading your…

182
00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:37,157
Uh-uh-uh! Stop where you are!

183
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,533
Oh, dear!

184
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:48,669
[all gasp]

185
00:10:48,752 --> 00:10:50,462
[screaming]

186
00:10:52,631 --> 00:10:54,966
[groaning]
Twig!

187
00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:57,886
[Alfur screaming]

188
00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:04,393
[indistinct chatter]

189
00:11:05,894 --> 00:11:08,522
[Alfur screaming]

190
00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:12,984
[groaning, grunts]

191
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,949
You can't hide in the potatoes forever!

192
00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:20,909
Hey, who said that?

193
00:11:22,577 --> 00:11:24,371
Oh! My potatoes!

194
00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:25,664
[Alfur] Oh, sorry!

195
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,334
[groaning]

196
00:11:32,712 --> 00:11:33,547
Hey!

197
00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:35,966
[grunts]

198
00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:38,468
[panting]

199
00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:42,806
[groaning]
[grunting]

200
00:11:42,889 --> 00:11:44,266
He's over there!

201
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,978
[tense music]

202
00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:50,605
Aha! He's going into the lighthouse!

203
00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,941
[grunting]

204
00:11:53,024 --> 00:11:55,152
[groaning]
[grunts]

205
00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:56,820
[sighs]

206
00:12:01,616 --> 00:12:02,742
We're coming for you!

207
00:12:02,826 --> 00:12:04,744
Spirits! They're coming for us!

208
00:12:04,828 --> 00:12:06,371
And our produce!

209
00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:08,498
Alfur!

210
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,208
Hilda!

211
00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:14,254
Jump! I've got you!

212
00:12:14,337 --> 00:12:16,548
Jump? Are you insane?

213
00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:20,552
[grunts, screaming]

214
00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:21,678
[Alfur grunts]

215
00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:23,388
[grunts, panting]

216
00:12:23,472 --> 00:12:25,474
Oh!
[screaming]

217
00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:28,059
[grunts]
Got you! See?

218
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,148
There they are!

219
00:12:33,231 --> 00:12:35,233
[panting]

220
00:12:35,317 --> 00:12:36,693
[rumbling]

221
00:12:39,988 --> 00:12:40,906
[clear throats]

222
00:12:40,989 --> 00:12:44,326
Gerda Gustav,
Assistant Deputy of Safety Patrol

223
00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:45,577
is at your service!

224
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,746
-Hey, that's great!
-Lock them up!

225
00:12:47,829 --> 00:12:49,164
Whoa!

226
00:12:49,247 --> 00:12:52,709
You may return to your business.
I have the situation under control.

227
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:56,463
Um, Deputy Gerda, what are you planning
to do with that lighthouse?

228
00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:59,257
Take it back
to Safety Patrol Headquarters,

229
00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:01,301
conduct a thorough investigation…

230
00:13:01,384 --> 00:13:02,761
[all screaming]

231
00:13:02,844 --> 00:13:06,014
…and then determine
the appropriate course of action.

232
00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:10,477
This is unprecedented.

233
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,895
We've got to save them!

234
00:13:11,978 --> 00:13:12,812
Right. Let's see.
[clear throats]

235
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:16,650
We need to convene a council,
draw up a detailed plan,

236
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:19,402
sign off on the detailed plan, and then…

237
00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:22,155
[Hilda] Are you crazy?
We don't have time for all that.

238
00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:24,032
Alfur and I will figure something out.

239
00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:26,618
To the Safety Patrol Headquarters!

240
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:34,251
[grunting]

241
00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:38,004
Oh, dear, there's no way out of this box!

242
00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:41,341
Adeline! What are you doing?

243
00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:45,428
Making notes for our report.
We're on a genuine Trolberg adventure.

244
00:13:45,512 --> 00:13:47,597
I can barely keep up!

245
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:58,233
[Hilda] See anything?

246
00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:01,403
They're not in here. Next window, please.

247
00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:05,073
This is taking far too long!

248
00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:07,117
Do you have a better idea?

249
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,493
Actually, I…

250
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:09,661
No.

251
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:10,704
[Hilda] Going up.

252
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,374
[Alfur, Alvin] There they are!

253
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,334
What's happening?

254
00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:18,003
It's Deputy Gerda.

255
00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:22,632
[gasps]

256
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,051
-[gasping]
-Hide!

257
00:14:30,181 --> 00:14:32,225
Okay, full disclosure.

258
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:36,605
I've never interrogated spirits before
so bear with me.

259
00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:37,814
[clear throats]

260
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:41,735
To begin, what type of spirits are you?

261
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,904
This woman is a loose cannon.

262
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,780
She thinks we're spirits.

263
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,657
To be fair, she can't see us.

264
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:49,743
Are you still there?

265
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:51,870
What if they escaped?

266
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,456
-Hello!
-[all screaming]

267
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:56,833
Aha!

268
00:14:56,917 --> 00:15:02,047
Reveal yourselves!
Speak, mysterious spirits, speak!

269
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,090
Hm.

270
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:08,386
There must be some kind of protocol
for getting spirits to talk.

271
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,805
I'll be back shortly.

272
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,559
[Alfur sighs]
She's gone.

273
00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:16,269
Now's our chance.

274
00:15:17,062 --> 00:15:17,938
[grunts]

275
00:15:19,064 --> 00:15:21,483
-[grunting]
-[groaning]

276
00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:25,362
Come on, if you want to help me.

277
00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:29,324
Help you do what?

278
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:33,495
Get down, she's coming back!

279
00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,083
Not you, you're invisible!

280
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,795
According to this old
Trolberg Official Handbook of Spirits,

281
00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:46,591
a surefire way to get spirits talking
is to submerge them in water.

282
00:15:47,384 --> 00:15:49,469
So, I'm going to give it a try.

283
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,596
-We're going to drown!
-[thumping]

284
00:15:52,305 --> 00:15:54,891
Look, it's Alfur and Alvin!

285
00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:58,895
Oh. They're all doomed.

286
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:02,524
Perhaps not. I have a crazy idea.

287
00:16:02,607 --> 00:16:04,859
Why am I not surprised?

288
00:16:06,569 --> 00:16:09,280
[all gasp, screaming]

289
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:11,408
[screams]

290
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:14,703
[yelling]

291
00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:17,539
[clears throat]

292
00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:20,375
Deputy Gerda!

293
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,376
[screaming]

294
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,129
[gasps]
Who said that?

295
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:30,218
I am Deputy Alfur
of the Spirit Safety Patrol.

296
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:34,931
I apologize for the illegal
and unlicensed behavior

297
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,725
of these rogue spirits.

298
00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:37,851
[spluttering]

299
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,437
What illegal and unlicensed behavior?

300
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,858
[Alfur] Well, haunting a produce stand
without a license for one thing,

301
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:47,360
and disturbing the peace
without a permit for another.

302
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,779
Not to mention
the misuse of a commercial sign

303
00:16:49,863 --> 00:16:51,823
for residential purposes.

304
00:16:51,906 --> 00:16:55,410
Would you like to add anything,
Deputy Gerda?

305
00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:58,663
No, no, that's a very thorough
breakdown of the offenses.

306
00:16:58,747 --> 00:16:59,998
Why thank you.

307
00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:01,791
Offenses?

308
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,336
Yes! But thanks to the good work
of Deputy Gerda,

309
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:09,799
you've been caught
and can now be released into my custody.

310
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:14,220
Um. Released to your custody?
I don't know if I can do that…

311
00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:18,475
Oh, well, you absolutely should not do it
without the proper paperwork.

312
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,769
You'll need an Official
Transfer of Custody.

313
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:22,062
Please sign and initial.

314
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:25,398
It's so tiny.

315
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:27,567
My apologies.

316
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:28,985
We have, um…

317
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:33,323
storage issues in the spirit world
so we've had to miniaturize.

318
00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:35,742
Do you have access to a magnifying glass?

319
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:38,536
It's standard-issue
for conducting investigations.

320
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,871
Indeed.

321
00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:44,667
"Whereas… in violation of…
shall be remanded into custody…"

322
00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:47,295
This looks to be in order, I must say.

323
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:51,132
A fellow safety professional
such as yourself knows the drill!

324
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:56,387
Do you ever feel as if you're surrounded
by people who just don't get it?

325
00:17:56,471 --> 00:18:00,308
All the time,
but it's part of the job, I guess.

326
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:04,646
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I appreciate
your positive attitude, I must say.

327
00:18:04,729 --> 00:18:08,233
If you could sign this copy for my records
while you keep the original.

328
00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:09,734
Certainly.

329
00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:13,196
Thank you.

330
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:15,240
Thank you.

331
00:18:15,323 --> 00:18:18,034
And now if you'll be so kind
as to open the holding box.

332
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,494
Right away.

333
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,501
[light music]

334
00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:39,180
[light music continues]

335
00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:02,537
It's been a pleasure working with you
to resolve this matter, Deputy.

336
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:06,040
Likewise, Deputy. Shall I get the door?

337
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,959
Oh, that won't be necessary.

338
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:10,879
We spirits prefer
to pass through the walls.

339
00:19:10,962 --> 00:19:14,382
But I'll close the window
as a sign of our departure.

340
00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:15,884
Farewell!

341
00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:17,969
[spits]

342
00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:20,180
[thuds]

343
00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:23,308
[gasps]
Amazing.

344
00:19:28,104 --> 00:19:30,023
Alfur, that was brilliant!

345
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,901
The important thing is it worked.

346
00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:34,777
Let's get out of here, shall we?

347
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:51,169
[sighs]
I must say that this experience has been…

348
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:53,004
Exciting?

349
00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:54,589
Unnerving.

350
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,507
I'm not sure anyone will believe it.

351
00:19:56,591 --> 00:20:00,053
Don't worry,
I've got it all down in my notes.

352
00:20:00,136 --> 00:20:01,471
[Aloysius] I'm sure you have.

353
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:07,393
Alfur, your actions today
have not gone unnoted by this delegation.

354
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:10,855
However… Um…

355
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:15,276
I know. I still have to go.

356
00:20:15,777 --> 00:20:17,612
Oh, Alfur.

357
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:25,578
[Alvin] Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

358
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,667
In light of our recent adventures…

359
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,252
[groans, thuds]

360
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:37,966
[clear throats]
In light of our recent adventures,

361
00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:39,842
and your impressive ability

362
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:44,013
to deal with the unique challenges
of living in this city,

363
00:20:44,097 --> 00:20:46,307
I cannot, in good conscience,

364
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:50,019
remove you from your post
as our Trolberg Correspondent.

365
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,020
[gasps]

366
00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:52,188
[all] Huh?

367
00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:56,526
[Alvin] Furthermore, this delegation
will inform the Prime Minister that,

368
00:20:56,609 --> 00:21:00,154
based on observation and analysis,

369
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:03,741
your reports,
as far-fetched as they may seem,

370
00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:07,662
are undoubtedly true and accurate.

371
00:21:07,745 --> 00:21:10,999
An eyewitness confirmation form?

372
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,003
So, I can stay?

373
00:21:15,086 --> 00:21:17,338
[scoffs]
You must stay.

374
00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:18,923
Yes! [chuckles]

375
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:23,469
[chuckles] I don't know what to say.

376
00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:26,180
We shall return to the Northern Counties,

377
00:21:26,264 --> 00:21:27,724
effective immediately.

378
00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,851
Keep up the good work, Alfur.

379
00:21:34,063 --> 00:21:36,441
I'm not sure
which has been more thrilling,

380
00:21:36,524 --> 00:21:40,528
meeting you or getting to
make notes about meeting you.

381
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,113
About those notes…

382
00:21:42,196 --> 00:21:45,033
I'll have to file a report
on your visit, of course,

383
00:21:45,116 --> 00:21:49,954
and I'm wondering if you'd be willing
to co-author it with me?

384
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:51,539
Are you serious?

385
00:21:52,498 --> 00:21:55,752
Yes, of course, it would be an honor!
[giggles]

386
00:21:55,835 --> 00:21:59,505
[Alvin] Goodbye, Alfur.
Meeting you hasn't exactly been a pleasure

387
00:21:59,589 --> 00:22:00,798
but it has been…

388
00:22:00,882 --> 00:22:02,258
Unprecedented?

389
00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:03,926
Hmm. Quite.

390
00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:11,726
Bye!

391
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:13,269
[Alfur] Farewell!

392
00:22:13,353 --> 00:22:15,313
[Hilda] Come on, Alfur. Let's go home.

393
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:22,612
[light music]

394
00:22:27,658 --> 00:22:29,702
-[yawns]
-[meows]

395
00:22:29,786 --> 00:22:31,329
Night-night, Peppercorn.

396
00:22:31,412 --> 00:22:32,622
[meows]

397
00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:43,007
[closing theme music]