[ laughter ]
Aah!
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Who's a good guy?!
[ laughter ]
[ cymbals crash ]
[ laughter ]
With special guest bret michaels.
I'm ready.
Have you been injured in a supermarket accident?
Did you slip and fall into a food display
As a result of employee negligence?
Did you convince a stranger to act
As a witness to said accident?
I was horribly injured when I crashed through a food display.
Am I entitled to a large cash settlement?
Did a witness corroborate your story?
No.
Both: Then you lose.
Fellas, we're back in a grocery roll.
I can't believe it.
Grocery roll. I'll never live that one down.
Because it doesn't exist.
It's a speech impediment.
But it's not.
Guys, can I point out the manager
Of the store today is simmy cantstandyoubitz
Right over there?
-Yes. -Look how stern he looks.
That's the same look he has on his face when we pitch him bits.
It's no coincidence, q.
[ laughter ]
Here we go.
Oh, my god. Be careful.
You see this whole thing?
They have a ladder right next to this
Cheese puff display.
That's terribly dangerous.
You could probably sue this place
For millions of dollars, don't you think?
Yeah. It's just if I sue this place, can imagine that?
I could use that money. I'll tell you why.
"my wife needs braces."
My wife needs braces.
"but, like, everywhere."
But, like, everywhere.
"she needs a scaffold."
You know, she's needs -- she needs like
A scaffolding around her body.
You know how expensive braces are for your mouth.
Imagine your whole body.
Yeah.
I can't believe she's still engaging him.
You know what I should do?
I should fall and sue this place.
Hold on one second. Watch. Keep an eye, okay?
Alright. Here we go. There we go.
Look how dangerous this is, right?
I'm just gonna get the top one.
Oh, hell. God.
Oh, no! Oh, cheese puffs!
[ laughter ]
What the hell?
Send in simmy.
What just happened here?
Some -- some jerk put a ladder next to the cheese puffs.
This is crazy. I probably broke something.
Your roll.
She saw it. She saw it, sir.
I went to grab the top thing
And the display, the whole thing fell.
Sir, you're gonna need to zip your lip for a second.
What happened?
It was an accident, right? Could have happened to anyone.
Thank god it was me and not this poor kid.
If you saw a ladder in the middle of a grocery store,
Would you get on it?
[ laughter ]
The kid doesn't -- he's a kid. He doesn't know anything.
Ask her. She saw it.
Do you think it was an accident
Or you think he did it on purpose?
Oh!
Q: That kid saw right through everything.
God damn these kids.
[ buzzer ]
Murr: Sal, that stack looks dangerous.
That stack of soft paper towels.
Here we go.
Let me ask you a question. Do you think this is safe
That they put a stack of -- no, right?
Someone could trip and blame the store. I mean...
"I got an idea." "I could use the money."
We could all use the money, probably. I could use the money.
"my wife passed away during the tide pod challenge."
My wife passed away, full disclosure,
During the tide pod challenge thing.
[ laughter ]
I've been having trouble, like, making ends meet
'cause she had a salary.
I could fall down into that thing and get a nice lawsuit.
I wouldn't do it, but unless -- you got my back?
Oh, yeah.
Really? Oh, cool. Cool.
Murr: Hey, here we go.
Here we go.
[ laughter ]
Send in the manager.
Are you okay?
These sharp, hard objects darted out in front of me.
[ laughter ]
I'm -- I'm hurt, actually.
I was walking. I didn't see this thing,
And I ended up falling over it.
Did you see what happened? Yeah, she saw it.
I'm gonna have to write up a report,
So do you mind just -- what happened exactly?
Whoa. What?
I noted that it could have been a hazard.
And you still just --
You just marched right into it?
Not just a -- I didn't March into it.
I tripped on it.
Murr: He's still falling.
[ laughter ]
Did he just do that on purpose?
What?
And why is that there?
My wife died during a tide pod challenge.
A cash settlement is in order.
That did not look very accidental.
Never mind the oranges.
I'll just take the settlement for the paper towels.
You saw him dive into the oranges, right?
Oh! She's got you.
This was an accident?
You'll fill out the form?
[ laughter ] oh!
There's good, honest people in this world still.
[ ding! ] q: Ohh! Well done.
Quick question for you. Murr: Yeah.
[ laughter ]
Aah!
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Who's a good guy?!
[ laughter ]
[ cymbals crash ]
[ laughter ]
With special guest bret michaels.
I'm ready.
Have you been injured in a supermarket accident?
Did you slip and fall into a food display
As a result of employee negligence?
Did you convince a stranger to act
As a witness to said accident?
I was horribly injured when I crashed through a food display.
Am I entitled to a large cash settlement?
Did a witness corroborate your story?
No.
Both: Then you lose.
Fellas, we're back in a grocery roll.
I can't believe it.
Grocery roll. I'll never live that one down.
Because it doesn't exist.
It's a speech impediment.
But it's not.
Guys, can I point out the manager
Of the store today is simmy cantstandyoubitz
Right over there?
-Yes. -Look how stern he looks.
That's the same look he has on his face when we pitch him bits.
It's no coincidence, q.
[ laughter ]
Here we go.
Oh, my god. Be careful.
You see this whole thing?
They have a ladder right next to this
Cheese puff display.
That's terribly dangerous.
You could probably sue this place
For millions of dollars, don't you think?
Yeah. It's just if I sue this place, can imagine that?
I could use that money. I'll tell you why.
"my wife needs braces."
My wife needs braces.
"but, like, everywhere."
But, like, everywhere.
"she needs a scaffold."
You know, she's needs -- she needs like
A scaffolding around her body.
You know how expensive braces are for your mouth.
Imagine your whole body.
Yeah.
I can't believe she's still engaging him.
You know what I should do?
I should fall and sue this place.
Hold on one second. Watch. Keep an eye, okay?
Alright. Here we go. There we go.
Look how dangerous this is, right?
I'm just gonna get the top one.
Oh, hell. God.
Oh, no! Oh, cheese puffs!
[ laughter ]
What the hell?
Send in simmy.
What just happened here?
Some -- some jerk put a ladder next to the cheese puffs.
This is crazy. I probably broke something.
Your roll.
She saw it. She saw it, sir.
I went to grab the top thing
And the display, the whole thing fell.
Sir, you're gonna need to zip your lip for a second.
What happened?
It was an accident, right? Could have happened to anyone.
Thank god it was me and not this poor kid.
If you saw a ladder in the middle of a grocery store,
Would you get on it?
[ laughter ]
The kid doesn't -- he's a kid. He doesn't know anything.
Ask her. She saw it.
Do you think it was an accident
Or you think he did it on purpose?
Oh!
Q: That kid saw right through everything.
God damn these kids.
[ buzzer ]
Murr: Sal, that stack looks dangerous.
That stack of soft paper towels.
Here we go.
Let me ask you a question. Do you think this is safe
That they put a stack of -- no, right?
Someone could trip and blame the store. I mean...
"I got an idea." "I could use the money."
We could all use the money, probably. I could use the money.
"my wife passed away during the tide pod challenge."
[ laughter ]
Aah!
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Who's a good guy?!
[ laughter ]
[ cymbals crash ]
[ laughter ]
With special guest bret michaels.
I'm ready.
Have you been injured in a supermarket accident?
Did you slip and fall into a food display
As a result of employee negligence?
Did you convince a stranger to act
As a witness to said accident?
I was horribly injured when I crashed through a food display.
Am I entitled to a large cash settlement?
Did a witness corroborate your story?
No.
Both: Then you lose.
Fellas, we're back in a grocery roll.
I can't believe it.
Grocery roll. I'll never live that one down.
Because it doesn't exist.
It's a speech impediment.
But it's not.
Guys, can I point out the manager
Of the store today is simmy cantstandyoubitz
Right over there?
-Yes. -Look how stern he looks.
That's the same look he has on his face when we pitch him bits.
It's no coincidence, q.
[ laughter ]
Here we go.
Oh, my god. Be careful.
You see this whole thing?
They have a ladder right next to this
Cheese puff display.
That's terribly dangerous.
You could probably sue this place
For millions of dollars, don't you think?
Yeah. It's just if I sue this place, can imagine that?
I could use that money. I'll tell you why.
"my wife needs braces."
My wife needs braces.
"but, like, everywhere."
But, like, everywhere.
"she needs a scaffold."
You know, she's needs -- she needs like
A scaffolding around her body.
You know how expensive braces are for your mouth.
Imagine your whole body.
Yeah.
I can't believe she's still engaging him.
You know what I should do?
I should fall and sue this place.
Hold on one second. Watch. Keep an eye, okay?
Alright. Here we go. There we go.
Look how dangerous this is, right?
I'm just gonna get the top one.
Oh, hell. God.
Oh, no! Oh, cheese puffs!
[ laughter ]
What the hell?
Send in simmy.
What just happened here?
Some -- some jerk put a ladder next to the cheese puffs.
This is crazy. I probably broke something.
Your roll.
She saw it. She saw it, sir.
I went to grab the top thing
And the display, the whole thing fell.
Sir, you're gonna need to zip your lip for a second.
What happened?
It was an accident, right? Could have happened to anyone.
Thank god it was me and not this poor kid.
If you saw a ladder in the middle of a grocery store,
Would you get on it?
[ laughter ]
The kid doesn't -- he's a kid. He doesn't know anything.
Ask her. She saw it.
Do you think it was an accident
Or you think he did it on purpose?
Oh!
Q: That kid saw right through everything.
God damn these kids.
[ buzzer ]
Murr: Sal, that stack looks dangerous.
That stack of soft paper towels.
Here we go.
Let me ask you a question. Do you think this is safe
That they put a stack of -- no, right?
Someone could trip and blame the store. I mean...
"I got an idea." "I could use the money."
We could all use the money, probably. I could use the money.
"my wife passed away during the tide pod challenge."
My wife passed away, full disclosure,
During the tide pod challenge thing.
[ laughter ]
I've been having trouble, like, making ends meet
'cause she had a salary.
I could fall down into that thing and get a nice lawsuit.
I wouldn't do it, but unless -- you got my back?
Oh, yeah.
Really? Oh, cool. Cool.
Murr: Hey, here we go.
Here we go.
[ laughter ]
Send in the manager.
Are you okay?
These sharp, hard objects darted out in front of me.
[ laughter ]
I'm -- I'm hurt, actually.
I was walking. I didn't see this thing,
And I ended up falling over it.
Did you see what happened? Yeah, she saw it.
I'm gonna have to write up a report,
So do you mind just -- what happened exactly?
Whoa. What?
I noted that it could have been a hazard.
And you still just --
You just marched right into it?
Not just a -- I didn't March into it.
I tripped on it.
Murr: He's still falling.
[ laughter ]
Did he just do that on purpose?
What?
And why is that there?
My wife died during a tide pod challenge.
A cash settlement is in order.
That did not look very accidental.
Never mind the oranges.
I'll just take the settlement for the paper towels.
You saw him dive into the oranges, right?
Oh! She's got you.
This was an accident?
You'll fill out the form?
[ laughter ] oh!
[ laughter ]
Aah!
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Who's a good guy?!
[ laughter ]
[ cymbals crash ]
[ laughter ]
With special guest bret michaels.
I'm ready.
Have you been injured in a supermarket accident?
Did you slip and fall into a food display
As a result of employee negligence?
Did you convince a stranger to act
As a witness to said accident?
I was horribly injured when I crashed through a food display.
Am I entitled to a large cash settlement?
Did a witness corroborate your story?
No.
Both: Then you lose.
Fellas, we're back in a grocery roll.
I can't believe it.
Grocery roll. I'll never live that one down.
Because it doesn't exist.
It's a speech impediment.
But it's not.
Guys, can I point out the manager
Of the store today is simmy cantstandyoubitz
Right over there?
-Yes. -Look how stern he looks.
That's the same look he has on his face when we pitch him bits.
It's no coincidence, q.
[ laughter ]
Here we go.
Oh, my god. Be careful.
You see this whole thing?
They have a ladder right next to this
Cheese puff display.
That's terribly dangerous.
You could probably sue this place
For millions of dollars, don't you think?
Yeah. It's just if I sue this place, can imagine that?
I could use that money. I'll tell you why.
"my wife needs braces."
My wife needs braces.
"but, like, everywhere."
But, like, everywhere.
"she needs a scaffold."
You know, she's needs -- she needs like
A scaffolding around her body.
You know how expensive braces are for your mouth.
Imagine your whole body.
Yeah.
I can't believe she's still engaging him.
You know what I should do?
I should fall and sue this place.
Hold on one second. Watch. Keep an eye, okay?
Alright. Here we go. There we go.
Look how dangerous this is, right?
I'm just gonna get the top one.
Oh, hell. God.
Oh, no! Oh, cheese puffs!
[ laughter ]
What the hell?
Send in simmy.
What just happened here?
Some -- some jerk put a ladder next to the cheese puffs.
This is crazy. I probably broke something.
Your roll.
She saw it. She saw it, sir.
I went to grab the top thing
And the display, the whole thing fell.
Sir, you're gonna need to zip your lip for a second.
What happened?
It was an accident, right? Could have happened to anyone.
Thank god it was me and not this poor kid.
If you saw a ladder in the middle of a grocery store,
Would you get on it?
[ laughter ]
The kid doesn't -- he's a kid. He doesn't know anything.
Ask her. She saw it.
Do you think it was an accident
Or you think he did it on purpose?
Oh!
Q: That kid saw right through everything.
God damn these kids.
[ buzzer ]
Murr: Sal, that stack looks dangerous.
That stack of soft paper towels.