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[ laughter ]

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[ screams ]

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Let's just
get this started.

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Are you [bleep]
kidding me?

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Who's a good cat?

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[ laughter ]

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Narrator: With special guest
eric andré.

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Let's get this thing started,
shall we?

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[ laughter ]

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Guys, today we're spending
some quality time

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In the park
with our grandmas.

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The catch is,
we'll have to ask a parkgoer

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To watch them for a moment
for some ridiculous reason

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Given to us
by the other guys.

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If you can't get someone
to watch nana, you lose.

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♪♪

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Okay, grandma carol,
we're gonna go take a walk.

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See if I could spot a nice,
upstanding citizen.

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Carol, are you comfortable
cursing, at all?

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No.
I'd love to curse.

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[ laughter ]

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Perfect.

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Let's get this [bleep] show
on the road.

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Okay.
Let's [bleep] do it.

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[ laughter ]

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Q: Alright, sally boy.

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Sal: You want to
take a break,

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And people watch
for a little bit?

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Carol: Okay.

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Murr: I wonder if there's a good
samaritan to watch your grandma.

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Q: Oh, if only.

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Actually, you know what?
Excuse me, sir.

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This is my grandma,
carol.

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Would you mind, one second,
just watching her?

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Because she keeps going on
about night goblins,

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And you need
a little break.

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[ laughter ]

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She keeps going on
about night goblins,

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And I just need
a little bit of a break.

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Thank you.
I'll be right back.

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Grandma,
I'll be right back.

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-Okay.
-This gentleman will sit

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With you
for a minute, okay?

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Carol,
start wheeling away.

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[ laughs ]

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Q: He's just
watching her.

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[ laughter ]

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Murr: Keep going.
Keep going.

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He's panicking now.

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He doesn't know
what to do.

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Say really loud,
"feets, don't fail me now."

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Feets,
don't fail me now!

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[ laughter ]

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He's now following
your grandmother.

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Q: Carol, turn around
and accuse him

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Of being
a night goblin.

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Are you
a night goblin?

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I think you're
a night goblin.

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"what are you doing out
during the day?"

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What are -- what are you
doing out during the day?

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[ laughter ]

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You shouldn't be out
during the day.

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You're a night goblin.

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Murr: Carol,
go back toward him.

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"take those glasses down.
I want to see if you have eyes."

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Could you take
your glasses down?

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I just want to see
if you have eyes.

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I do.
Oh, but you have eyes.

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Oh, my god.
Yes, you do.

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"you're [bleep] cute."

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You are [bleep] cute.

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[ laughter ]

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"you want to hear a list
of who I [bleep]?"

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You want to hear a list
of who I [bleep]?

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"milton berle."

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Milton berle.
"paul rudd."

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Paul rudd.

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"zendaya."
zendaya.

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"I did them all."

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I did them all.

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[ laughter ]

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-He's getting back in.
-Hey.

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Sal:
Thank you so much.

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Murr: Well done, sal.

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Lasted through it.

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Carol: I told him
everybody I [bleep].

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[ laughter ]
[ ding! ]

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Sal: Alright, murr.

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So, this is
my grandmother, mel.

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She is from England.
It's gonna be --

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We're gonna have
a great time, grandma.

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Have a nice day
in the park.

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I'll tell you,
mel is very lovely.

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Okay.

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Q: Here we go.
We're in, we're in.

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Grandma,
I hate to do this.

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What?
I have to run for a second.

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Excu-- hey, bud.

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What's your name, man?
Hey, brother.

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How's it going? Angel.
Angel?

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James.
This is my grandmother.

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Hi.
I have a favor to ask.

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I gotta dip
for one second.

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Can you just watch her
for one second?

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Sure, sure.
Alright.

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"plus, she's really scared
of people like you,

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So it'll be good
for her."

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Plus...

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Plus, she's scared
of people like you,

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So it'll be good for her
to be next to you

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For just a minute.

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[ laughter ]

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It's all good, brother.
Just keep an eye.

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I'll be right back.
Don't be scared, grandma.

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I'll be back in one second,
I gotta just use the bathroom.

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I'll be right there.

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Mel, turn to him and say,
"are you a commie?"

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Can I ask you something?

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What's that, mel?

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Are you a commie?

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I'm sorry?
"a communist."

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A communist.
No, I'm no communist.

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I'm puerto rican.

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[ laughter ]

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Thank you very much
for watching.

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Oh, it's no problem at all.
It's very nice of you.

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"do you want to arm wrestle?
I've never lost."

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You know what I've
always wanted to do?

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What's that?
What you got for me?

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Could we arm wrestle?

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"I've always wanted
to arm-wrestle a puerto rican."

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I've always wanted to
arm-wrestle a puerto rican.

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Oh, really?
I've never, ever lost.

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Alright.
You ready for this, mel?

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You're going down,
big boy.

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[ laughter ]

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One, two, three.

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[ grunting ]
[ grunting ]

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I think I'm winning.

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Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh!

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[ laughter ]

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Somebody's gonna come along
for elder abuse, here.

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[ laughter ]

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Okay, I'm back.
I'm back.

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Oh, grandma, grandma.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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I told you, don't arm-wrestle
puerto ricans.

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[ laughter ]
[ ding! ]

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Alright, grandma, do you want to
take a seat one sec,

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And just chill out here
one sec?

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-Okay.
-Just take a load off.

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What a nice day for a stroll in
the park with your grandma, q.

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This is for
the squirrels,

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If you want to feed
the squirrels.

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Hey, bud,
could you do me a favor?

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Could you watch my grandmother
for one minute?

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"I gotta go sell some oregano
to some teens."

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I'm gonna go over there, and
I'm gonna sell some oregano

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To some teens.

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You know?

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Murr:
Ooh, he said "yes"!

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He's gonna watch her
despite the fact

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That q's gonna go sell
bunk weed to children.

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[ laughs ]
bunk weed.

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-I'll be right back, grandma.
-Be good.

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Oh, always, grandma --
just like you taught me.

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Ann: I don't think
he's always good.

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[ laughter ]

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"my grandson sells oregano
to teens."

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My grandson sells
oregano...

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Oregano.
...To teens.

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I didn't know
teens cooked.

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[ laughter ]

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I guess his oregano
is good.

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Sal: "he's got
that dank oregano."

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It's dank.
He says it's a skunk.

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A skunk?

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[ laughter ]

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"hands up.
I'm an undercover cop."

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Hands up.
I'm an undercover cop.

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[ laughter ]

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Sal: "hands up.
I'm an undercover cop."

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Hands up.
I'm an undercover cop.

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[ laughter ]

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Ann, try to
feed them peanuts.

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Do you guys want
some peanuts?

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No. I'm alright.

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They're good.

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[ laughter ]

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Yeah, just toss peanuts
at them.

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[ laughter ]

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Grandma, they're onto me.
We gotta go.

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Ann, just turn to them,
and say,

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"I got to go.
Five-o is coming."

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I got to go,
five-o is coming.

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[ laughter ]

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Come on, grandma.

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Murr: Well done, q.
You won.

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I didn't know some
of those words

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They were
telling me.

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They were making up
some words.

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[ laughter ]
[ ding! ]

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Narrator: Murr, q, and sal
were good grandsons,

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Keeping them safe
from the loser board.

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Today, we are at the saint
bar and restaurant,

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Getting interviewed
alongside strangers

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For a fake documentary.

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The challenge
is simple --

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Answer all the questions
without laughing.

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The catch is the answers will be
given to us by the other guys.

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And whoever laughs
the most loses.

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We love this bit.
We love this bit.

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Today, it's like a documentary,
a fake documentary.

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John szeluga,
who's on our production team,

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Is going to be playing
the interviewer --

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The documentarian,
if you will.

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There's a variable
you don't realize

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That's making this harder today,
than usual.

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It's szeluga's
mustache.

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[ laughter ]

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All I see is this caterpillar,
and it's making me laugh.

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It's gonna be
really hard.

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Sal: Let's see who cole
has brought in.

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The people joining us today
are just being handpicked

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As they walk
down the street, so...

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John: Alright.
So, crystal, first question --

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"how do you like to spend time
with your pet?"

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I just spent
christmas vacation with him.

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Okay. James, how do you
like to spend time

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With your pet?

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Sal: "we play a game
called fletch."

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We play a game
called fletch.

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"I throw a ball."
I throw a ball.

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"he brings it back."
he brings it back.

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"fletch."
fletch.

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How is it different
than fetch?

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No.
It's the same?

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No, it's not fetch.
It's fletch.

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John:
I never heard of it.

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What do you call it?
I call it "fetch."

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[ laughter ]

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You broke,
you idiot.

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I [bleep] broke.

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[ laughter ]

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Crystal, dogs or cats?
And why.

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-Dogs.
-Dogs?

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A dog is unconditional.
A cat is just the opposite.

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She doesn't know what the
[bleep] she's talking about.

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She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

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James, dogs or cats?

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Sal: "either."
either.

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"I guess I'm bi."

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I guess...
[ laughter ]

253
00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:10,423
I guess I'm bi.

254
00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:13,859
[ laughter ]

255
00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:15,395
Okay.

256
00:09:15,397 --> 00:09:16,862
-Wow, murray.
-Wow, murray, man.

257
00:09:16,864 --> 00:09:18,931
-No laughs.
-Next question.

258
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,667
James, how did getting
a pet change you?

259
00:09:21,669 --> 00:09:24,203
Q: "I'm straight now."
I'm straight out.

260
00:09:24,205 --> 00:09:25,571
[ laughter ]

261
00:09:29,877 --> 00:09:31,577
Can you explain?

262
00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:36,816
My dog is trained
in conversion therapy.

263
00:09:36,818 --> 00:09:38,951
-Gotcha!
-That was a laugh.

264
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,952
Yeah, it was like --

265
00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:40,953
Never heard
that before.

266
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,021
A conversion
therapy dog?

267
00:09:42,023 --> 00:09:43,689
You've heard
of therapy dogs?
Yeah.

268
00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:46,826
They also have
conversion therapy dogs.

269
00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:48,093
I'd count that.

270
00:09:48,095 --> 00:09:49,829
"if it catches me looking
at a dude, it growls."

271
00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:52,898
If -- [laughs] --
my dog catches me

272
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,100
Checking out a dude,
it growls.

273
00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:56,902
Really?
Yes.

274
00:09:56,904 --> 00:09:59,705
I don't know what's gonna happen
when my dog dies one day.

275
00:09:59,707 --> 00:10:01,107
"my urges may swell."

276
00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:03,709
My urges might swell.

277
00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:06,779
[ laughter ]

278
00:10:06,781 --> 00:10:07,780
[ ding! ]

279
00:10:09,116 --> 00:10:10,650
Murr: Alright,
let's rock and roll.

280
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,985
First question --
tell me some things

281
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,454
You're passionate
about.

282
00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:16,322
I'm really passionate
about history.

283
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,789
Very cool. Great.

284
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,924
So, sal, same question.

285
00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:21,260
Tell me some things
you're passionate about.

286
00:10:21,262 --> 00:10:25,131
"highway widening."
highway widening.

287
00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,733
[ laughter ]

288
00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:30,602
Murr: So weird.
Literally adding lanes?

289
00:10:30,604 --> 00:10:32,204
Just the flow
of traffic.

290
00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:33,539
Look at her face!

291
00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:34,474
But I don't find
a lot of people

292
00:10:34,476 --> 00:10:36,008
Who share that interest
with me,

293
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,277
But I am obsessive
about it.

294
00:10:38,279 --> 00:10:39,479
Interesting.

295
00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:41,881
Kate, what is your
dream job?

296
00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:44,484
David attenborough's job,
do what he does.

297
00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:46,886
Yeah, yeah.
Sal, same question.

298
00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:49,021
"I forgot
the italian word for it,

299
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,090
But it translates to
'pasta tits.'"

300
00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:55,361
[ laughter ]

301
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,162
You know, I forgot
the italian word for it,

302
00:10:57,164 --> 00:10:59,231
But it translates to
"pasta tits."

303
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:02,702
[ laughter ]

304
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,171
Murr: "it combines two of
the things I love most."

305
00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:06,372
I mean, it combines
two of the things

306
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,708
I love the most --
pasta...

307
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,909
...And tits.

308
00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:13,713
[ laughter ]

309
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:17,183
Who is living the life
that you want to live right now?

310
00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:19,985
"if I'm being 100%..."
if I'm being 100%...

311
00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:21,653
"...My ex-wife."
...My ex-wife.

312
00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:22,989
"she dead.
Went boom."

313
00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:28,260
"she dead.
Went boom."

314
00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:30,329
[ laughs ]

315
00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:31,731
[ laughter ]

316
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,998
That's a laugh, sal.
I'm sorry.

317
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,067
That's a laugh.

318
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,870
She dead.
Went boom.

319
00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:41,541
I...

320
00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:42,808
I want to go boom.

321
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:43,943
[ chuckles ]

322
00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:45,277
Murr: That's a laugh.
I do.

323
00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:47,279
I really do want to
go boom sometimes, so...

324
00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:49,815
[ laughter ]

325
00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:51,150
Did she explode?

326
00:11:51,152 --> 00:11:54,686
Is this an explosion?

327
00:11:54,688 --> 00:11:57,223
Q: Sal's crying.
He's got tears.

328
00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:58,424
Look at the tears.

329
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:02,294
Look at the tears.
Is it just --

330
00:12:02,296 --> 00:12:05,164
[ laughter ]

331
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,433
Murr: Yes, sal.

332
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,567
This is gonna
sound terrible.

333
00:12:08,569 --> 00:12:09,569
Q: That's a laugh,
that's a laugh.

334
00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:12,838
"yes, she exploded.
My wife exploded."

335
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,373
Geez.

336
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:19,378
"my wife exploded
in 2017.

337
00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,981
She exploded."

338
00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,849
In 2017,
my wife exploded.

339
00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:26,718
[ laughter ]

340
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,788
She was a detonator.

341
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,857
"at a quarry."

342
00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:34,393
At a quarry.

343
00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:38,130
"in perkasie, pennsylvania."
in perkasie, pennsylvania.

344
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,199
[ laughter ]

345
00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:41,933
That's it.
You're done.

346
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:45,404
You're done, bud.
You're done.

347
00:12:45,406 --> 00:12:46,872
She went boom.

348
00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:49,074
[ buzzer ]
sal, you are cooked.

349
00:12:49,076 --> 00:12:51,877
Sal: Alright, q,
here we go, buddy.

350
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,345
John: Alright,
let's get started.

351
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:55,948
First question.
Daxx, we'll start with you.

352
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:59,485
What excited you
as a child?

353
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,153
I mean, magic.

354
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,154
That's a great answer.

355
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,355
Brian, same question --

356
00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:04,957
What would you get excited
about when you were a kid?

357
00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:07,559
Murr: "as a cub scout..."
when I was a cub scout...

358
00:13:07,561 --> 00:13:09,495
"...I saw a hiker get struck
by lightning."

359
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,898
...I saw a hiker
get struck by lightning.

360
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,099
John: Oh, wow.

361
00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:15,701
Murr: "and I've never felt
more alive."

362
00:13:15,703 --> 00:13:18,970
And I really, honestly...

363
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:22,375
[ laughter ]

364
00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:26,310
John: What excited you
as a child?

365
00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:29,514
I saw a hiker
get struck by lightning.

366
00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:30,715
Oh, wow.

367
00:13:30,717 --> 00:13:32,317
Murr: "and I've never felt
more alive."

368
00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:37,789
And I really, honestly,
never felt more alive.

369
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:40,325
[ laughter ]

370
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,326
John:
Right in front of you?

371
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:42,727
I mean,
right next to me.

372
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:44,328
That's wild.

373
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:47,265
Murr: Q is stone-faced.
Well done, buddy.

374
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:50,535
I thought a hiker getting struck
by lightning would get you.

375
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,804
Daxx, what is
your dream job?

376
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,138
My dream job?

377
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:57,275
Oh, god,
this is just so lame.

378
00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:59,343
I want to be an actor.
Murr: Aww.

379
00:13:59,345 --> 00:14:00,478
Sounds fun.

380
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,747
John: Sounds great.
Brian, same question.

381
00:14:02,749 --> 00:14:03,915
Murr: "teat doctor."

382
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:11,423
Teat doctor.

383
00:14:11,425 --> 00:14:14,426
A dentist?
No, no, not teeth, teat.

384
00:14:14,428 --> 00:14:15,493
Oh.

385
00:14:15,495 --> 00:14:16,561
Teat doctor, yeah.

386
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:17,562
Is that a thing?

387
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:18,763
Doctor of teats.

388
00:14:18,765 --> 00:14:21,566
Sal:
"all things teaties."

389
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:24,236
[ laughing ]
all things teaties.

390
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,904
[ laughs ]
he's laughing.

391
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,839
[ stammering ]
teat doctor school.

392
00:14:27,841 --> 00:14:29,841
I would do
a teat residency.

393
00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:31,976
This is tedious.

394
00:14:31,978 --> 00:14:35,247
[ laughter ]

395
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,715
Alright,
next question.

396
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:39,183
Brian, if you won the lottery
tomorrow, what would you do?

397
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:40,719
Murr: "two words."
two words.

398
00:14:40,721 --> 00:14:43,255
"doubloons."
doubloons.

399
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,323
[ laughs ]

400
00:14:45,325 --> 00:14:48,260
[ laughter ]

401
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,928
I'm taking that
as a laugh.

402
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,596
You can't smile
that big.

403
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:52,597
Doubloons?

404
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:53,665
They'll never lower
in value.

405
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,999
They only increase.
They only go up.

406
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,668
[ laughter ]

407
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:59,137
John: Alright, brian, what's
something you're afraid to admit

408
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,873
You love or what
secretly excites you?

409
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,743
"oh, I get excited when I see
kids get [bleep] up by animals."

410
00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:07,679
[ laughter ]

411
00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:08,947
That's it, baby.
Count that.

412
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,615
That's a laugh.

413
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,416
I mean, I secretly
get excited --

414
00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:14,886
If -- if we're gonna be --
go there.

415
00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:18,823
Go there.
Like, when you see...

416
00:15:18,825 --> 00:15:20,759
I guess I secretly
get excited

417
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:24,095
When kids get, like,
[bleep] up by animals.

418
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:27,966
[ laughter ]

419
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,767
You know when you see a kid
feeding a squirrel,

420
00:15:29,769 --> 00:15:32,637
And it shoots up,
and it scares the kid.

421
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:33,772
You know.

422
00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:35,107
"it's best when they get up,
but not right away."

423
00:15:35,109 --> 00:15:37,909
It is -- I mean, it's the best
when they get up.

424
00:15:37,911 --> 00:15:39,110
John: Yeah.

425
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,512
Not right away,
but it's best when they --

426
00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:42,180
When they get up.
Stop.

427
00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:45,850
[ laughter ]

428
00:15:45,852 --> 00:15:48,186
I love you.
I love you.

429
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,655
♪♪

430
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,357
[ ding! ]
murr: Well done, q.

431
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,593
Narrator: After reviewing
all the footage,

432
00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:59,331
It looks like sal
is tonight's big loser.

433
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,933
Yes, sal has lost
today's episode.

434
00:16:01,935 --> 00:16:04,135
So joining us to help out
is our dear friend

435
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,671
And returning guest
of the show, eric andré.

436
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:07,672
Thank you, thank you.

437
00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:08,940
I'm scared. [ laughs ]

438
00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,542
We are here at
the american dream mall,

439
00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:12,677
Where sal and I
will be in full clown attire.

440
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,212
You guys are gonna
wander the mall.

441
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:15,480
Yeah.

442
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,681
You're gonna entertain
any children that you see.

443
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:17,749
Entertain them?
Yes.

444
00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:19,484
Okay.
We're calling this punishment

445
00:16:19,486 --> 00:16:21,486
"good clown, bad clown."

446
00:16:21,488 --> 00:16:23,287
Eric's a good clown.
Okay, got it.

447
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:25,357
Right.
[ cackles ]

448
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,691
Yes.

449
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:29,093
Murr: Alright, let's see
sal the clown. [ laughs ]

450
00:16:29,095 --> 00:16:31,295
Q: Oh, my god.
Oh, sal.

451
00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:34,566
This is...
You look so sad, buddy.

452
00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:36,368
Salvatore the clown.

453
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,569
Hoo-hoo!

454
00:16:37,571 --> 00:16:39,571
It's worth noting that took
two hours to do.

455
00:16:39,573 --> 00:16:40,839
Yeah. Oh!

456
00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:44,508
Alright, boys, let's get
this thing started, shall we?

457
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:47,511
How does it feel, sal,
to have eric back in your ear?

458
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:49,848
Terrifying, actually.

459
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:52,584
[ laughter ]

460
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:53,585
♪ you're so dumb ♪

461
00:16:53,587 --> 00:16:54,586
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪

462
00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:55,920
Own it, sal, own it!

463
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:56,855
♪ sal, you're so dumb ♪

464
00:16:56,857 --> 00:16:58,522
♪ you're such
a dumb [bleep] ♪

465
00:16:58,524 --> 00:16:59,858
[ laughter ]

466
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,325
What's going on
back there?

467
00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:03,061
Sal, you're about to
find out.

468
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,329
[ laughing ] you're about
to find out the hard way.

469
00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:07,799
Hello!
Three -- four kids.

470
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,734
Give them
a lollipop each.

471
00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:10,869
Hello.

472
00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,070
Who would like
a lollipop?

473
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,337
Wow, a lollipop.
You guys want one?

474
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,338
There you go.
Say "thank you."

475
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:17,141
Q: Wow. Cool.
Eric: Oh, oh.

476
00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:18,676
Now take all
the lollipops back.

477
00:17:18,678 --> 00:17:21,413
[ sighs ]

478
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,615
Q: Uh-oh, buddy.
Alright, pal.

479
00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:25,016
[ sighs ]

480
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,418
Well, I will say --

481
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,753
I will just say,
for one second, actually.

482
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:30,554
Murr: Oh, god.

483
00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:31,623
Can I see that
one second?

484
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,825
Oh, no, no, no, no.

485
00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:34,826
What's that?

486
00:17:34,828 --> 00:17:36,961
No, no, it's okay.
No, no, no.

487
00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:38,029
Oh, no.
I just --

488
00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:39,363
It's actually me.

489
00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:40,498
It's actually me.

490
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,267
I just -- I just felt like
taking them back.

491
00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:45,437
[ laughter ]

492
00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:48,607
Uh, no.

493
00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:52,710
[ laughter ]

494
00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:54,112
Q: Put a lollipop
in your mouth.

495
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,514
Put one of those lollipops
right in your mouth.

496
00:17:57,984 --> 00:17:59,517
[ laughter ]

497
00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:00,919
Eric: You're evil.

498
00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:02,053
Crushed the children.

499
00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:04,388
You just crushed
children's dreams.

500
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,458
Sal, inside the cart
is a green bag,

501
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,926
And it's got loose
pixie dust in it.

502
00:18:08,928 --> 00:18:10,862
Hand some dust
out to kids.

503
00:18:10,864 --> 00:18:13,265
Oh. [ sighs ]
some sugar dust.

504
00:18:17,804 --> 00:18:19,070
[ goofy voice ]
[ chuckles ] come here!

505
00:18:19,072 --> 00:18:20,338
Come here.

506
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,006
"get the [bleep]
over here, kid."

507
00:18:22,008 --> 00:18:24,609
[ normal voice ]
hey, get the [bleep] over here.

508
00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:28,012
[ laughter ]

509
00:18:28,014 --> 00:18:29,614
Okay, here comes
the bad clown.

510
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,816
Hey, everyone.
How are you?

511
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,551
"I'm krispy,
the chlamydia clown,

512
00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:36,354
And I'm trying to educate kids
about drugs."

513
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:40,692
I am jah-krispy,
the chlamydia clown.

514
00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:45,763
And I'm trying to educate kids
about drugs.

515
00:18:45,765 --> 00:18:48,500
It's loose "pixie" powder.
"pixie dust."

516
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,835
[ laughter ]

517
00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:53,437
Uh, okay, yeah.
Sal, moonwalk away.

518
00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:55,507
♪♪

519
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,609
[ laughter ]

520
00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:04,182
Jah-krispy, the moonwalking
chlamydia clown.

521
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,317
[ laughter ]

522
00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:06,918
Hi, buddy.
How are you?

523
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,119
What can I get you?

524
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:12,190
Hey, everybody. Hey!
[ laughs ]

525
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,257
Murr:
Oh, here comes eric.

526
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:14,993
What's going on?
What do you got in here?

527
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:17,261
It's for the kids.
Everything's for the kids.

528
00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:19,197
This is napta,
the chlamydia clown.

529
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,333
[ laughter ]

530
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:23,401
I'm sorry.
He just got out of jail.

531
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,337
No, no, no.
He's trying to get
back on his feet.

532
00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:26,871
It's alright.
I'm allowed here.

533
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,272
Yeah, well, he's, like,
technically allowed here,

534
00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:31,409
But he's not supposed to
be near you guys.

535
00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:33,411
No, no.

536
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:34,879
What is this?
What do you got --

537
00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:37,415
Why do you got a knife in here?
No, no, no, no, no, no.

538
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,816
Why do you got
a knife in here, sal?

539
00:19:38,818 --> 00:19:40,018
No, no, no.

540
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:41,352
Murr: Oh, god.

541
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,687
Guess which one of us got
#metoo'd!

542
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:46,224
No, no.
[ laughter ]

543
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,491
No, no, no.
That's why he's here.

544
00:19:47,493 --> 00:19:48,626
No, no, no, no.

545
00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:50,562
I'm here for the children,
you know?

546
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,963
[ laughs ]

547
00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:54,366
Murr: That's eric andré
turning the screws.

548
00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:56,568
[ laughter ]

549
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,169
[ chuckles ] hello.

550
00:19:58,171 --> 00:20:00,238
Ask that little girl
who her parents voted for

551
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,172
In the last election.

552
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,507
[ laughter ]

553
00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:04,642
Okay.

554
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:07,245
Hello!

555
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,314
Who did your...

556
00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:13,585
Who did your parents vote for
in the last election?

557
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,319
Do you know?
Nope.

558
00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:17,855
Okay, you sure you're not just
hiding it from me, right?

559
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:18,856
No.

560
00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:22,059
[ laughter ]

561
00:20:22,061 --> 00:20:23,995
Hey, guys.
What do we have today?

562
00:20:23,997 --> 00:20:27,131
I have balloon animals.
I have face painting.

563
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:28,732
Face painting.
Face painting?

564
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,535
Alright,
what would you like?

565
00:20:31,537 --> 00:20:33,071
Pluto.
Q: Oh, okay.

566
00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:34,472
Like a dog?
Murr: Yeah, got it.

567
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,207
So, sal on her left cheek,

568
00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:39,010
Draw a long line down,
like a -- like a schnauzer.

569
00:20:39,012 --> 00:20:41,879
Okay.
Wow.

570
00:20:41,881 --> 00:20:44,416
Okay.

571
00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:45,617
Okay. Here you go.

572
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,884
There you go. Good.

573
00:20:46,886 --> 00:20:48,152
Now let's --

574
00:20:48,154 --> 00:20:49,621
You know, we might as well
switch to the ears.

575
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,423
Do the two ears
on the top, buddy.

576
00:20:51,425 --> 00:20:54,558
One left and one right --
the big, big, round ears.

577
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,360
Okay?
Just get those ears.

578
00:20:56,362 --> 00:20:57,561
[ laughs ]

579
00:20:57,563 --> 00:20:58,697
Q: Oh, no.
Okay.

580
00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:06,370
So, do you want the --
his -- his...

581
00:21:06,372 --> 00:21:09,207
[ laughter ]

582
00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:13,277
Murr: I want you to draw
a big, long nose,

583
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:14,745
You know, going down.
Okay?

584
00:21:14,747 --> 00:21:19,283
♪♪

585
00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:23,221
So, do you want the --
his -- his --

586
00:21:23,223 --> 00:21:26,090
Like, ears with lines?

587
00:21:26,092 --> 00:21:28,092
Okay, sal, let's chart
the progress, okay?

588
00:21:28,094 --> 00:21:29,360
Take a selfie.

589
00:21:29,362 --> 00:21:31,896
Take a look at --
take a look.

590
00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:33,431
So, I'm gonna do
the nose.

591
00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:35,233
[ laughter ]

592
00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:37,235
She's like,
"what the [bleep]?"

593
00:21:37,237 --> 00:21:39,370
Sal: No more.

594
00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:42,240
[ sighs ] oh, my god,
oh, my god.

595
00:21:42,242 --> 00:21:43,441
We got a little surprise
for sal.

596
00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:44,842
Eric, go on back
out there, buddy.

597
00:21:44,844 --> 00:21:45,910
Okay.

598
00:21:45,912 --> 00:21:47,912
Q: Alright.
Eric's on his way out, bud.

599
00:21:47,914 --> 00:21:49,113
Oh, terrific.

600
00:21:49,115 --> 00:21:51,449
Q: Okay, so we're gonna
play a game called

601
00:21:51,451 --> 00:21:52,850
"good clown,
bad clown."

602
00:21:52,852 --> 00:21:55,319
Eric, you're gonna do
a good clown trick.

603
00:21:55,321 --> 00:21:56,921
Okay, I know
this trick.

604
00:21:56,923 --> 00:21:58,322
What trick is this,
eric?

605
00:21:58,324 --> 00:22:00,524
This is the trick
where you pour milk

606
00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:02,860
Over the kid's head
into a funnel.

607
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,529
You are not gonna do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

608
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:07,198
But it catches --
I mean, it's a magic trick.

609
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,332
Are you seriously
gonna do that?

610
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:09,533
Yeah.

611
00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:10,535
Look, look,
it doesn't do anything.

612
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:11,802
It, like, catches it.

613
00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,137
Do it to this kid
in the green.

614
00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:14,338
Murr: But then, sal, shock
the shit out of the kid.

615
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:16,474
Hey, buddy.
Come on over.

616
00:22:16,476 --> 00:22:18,209
Eric: Come on.
Two friendly clowns.

617
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,079
"come on, you two
are friendly clowns."

618
00:22:21,081 --> 00:22:23,147
And how are you, sir?
How are you doing?

619
00:22:23,149 --> 00:22:24,148
Nice to meet you.
[ hand buzzer buzzes ]

620
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:27,685
Oh!
Oh. [ laughs ]

621
00:22:27,687 --> 00:22:29,353
This kid's adorable.

622
00:22:29,355 --> 00:22:32,022
You ready for some magic?
Yeah.

623
00:22:32,024 --> 00:22:36,160
Here we go. Abracadabra.
Whoa!

624
00:22:36,162 --> 00:22:37,095
Oh!
Oh.

625
00:22:37,097 --> 00:22:38,096
Oh, my god.

626
00:22:38,098 --> 00:22:40,631
Ooh! Ooh.

627
00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:42,900
Oh, my god.
[ cries ]

628
00:22:42,902 --> 00:22:44,302
Q: Oh, guys.

629
00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:45,570
I thought they
rigged it.

630
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,772
Murr: Oh, my god.
Can we run towels in?

631
00:22:47,774 --> 00:22:48,773
Sal: I'll get a towel,
I'll get a towel,

632
00:22:48,775 --> 00:22:50,975
I'll get you a towel.

633
00:22:50,977 --> 00:22:52,977
Don't worry.
The kid's with us.

634
00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:54,245
What do I do? What --

635
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,514
Oh, oh, uh...
Q: Eric, get out of there.

636
00:22:56,516 --> 00:22:57,515
Eric, get out of there.

637
00:22:57,517 --> 00:22:58,516
Leave sal
to deal with it.

638
00:22:58,518 --> 00:22:59,584
Get out of here?
Get out?

639
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,585
Sal:
No, no, no, no.

640
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,120
Murr: Eric, let sal
deal with it.

641
00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:03,187
I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry.

642
00:23:03,189 --> 00:23:04,655
I'm gonna get a towel.

643
00:23:04,657 --> 00:23:07,458
Man: Alright. Just step out of
here for a second, alright.

644
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,793
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you.

645
00:23:08,795 --> 00:23:10,795
Here you go -- I don't know --
no, we got -- we got --

646
00:23:10,797 --> 00:23:13,598
We got to put
something down here.

647
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,266
I'm so sorry
about that.

648
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,334
♪ you're so dumb ♪

649
00:23:16,336 --> 00:23:19,537
Oh, sal.
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪

650
00:23:19,539 --> 00:23:20,805
Q: You've been
dumb [bleep]!

651
00:23:20,807 --> 00:23:23,073
♪ you're such
a dumb [bleep] ♪

652
00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:24,875
Clowns:
♪ you're so dumb ♪

653
00:23:24,877 --> 00:23:26,344
♪ you're such
a dumb [bleep] ♪

654
00:23:26,346 --> 00:23:28,412
♪ oh, my god,
you're so dumb ♪

655
00:23:28,414 --> 00:23:30,214
♪ you're such
a dumb [bleep] ♪

656
00:23:30,216 --> 00:23:31,882
Oh, my god.
♪ you're so dumb ♪

657
00:23:31,884 --> 00:23:33,151
"what do you do with
the rest of the milk?"

658
00:23:33,153 --> 00:23:34,218
♪ you're such
a dumb [bleep] ♪

659
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:35,353
Oh, wait, wait,
what do I do --

660
00:23:35,355 --> 00:23:38,022
Have you seen this guy?
No, no, no, no, no!

661
00:23:38,024 --> 00:23:40,090
♪ oh, my god,
you're so dumb ♪

662
00:23:40,092 --> 00:23:41,159
♪ you're such a dumb ♪

663
00:23:41,161 --> 00:23:42,360
[bleep] oh!

664
00:23:42,362 --> 00:23:44,428
Murr: There you go, sal.
Q: There you go, buddy.

665
00:23:44,430 --> 00:23:48,298
The season two premiere
of dumb [bleep]

666
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,634
Look at his face.
[ laughs ]

667
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,902
♪ oh, my god,
you're so dumb ♪

668
00:23:51,904 --> 00:23:53,637
Sal, if you can't
get out of it,

669
00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:54,705
Get into it.

670
00:23:54,707 --> 00:23:55,840
♪ oh, my god,
you're so dumb ♪

671
00:23:55,842 --> 00:23:57,842
Hey!
♪ you're such a dumb ♪

672
00:23:57,844 --> 00:23:59,510
There you go, buddy.

673
00:23:59,512 --> 00:24:01,312
There he goes.
Jah-krispy the clown, everybody.

674
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,680
♪ oh, my god,
you're so dumb ♪