1 00:00:00,366 --> 00:00:02,267 So if I refuse, I lose? 2 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:03,802 Absolutely. Yeah, you got it. You've seen the show. 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,870 Okay. Alright, alright. I get it. 4 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:08,140 Oh, my god. Is that dan cast? 5 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,741 Yeah, that's dan cast. Oh, my god, I love him. 6 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,744 He's been on the show like six times. 7 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:13,412 Oh, my god. He's so good. 8 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,147 Brooke, are you wearing a dan cast t-shirt? 9 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,549 Yes! I love him. 10 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,350 You want to meet him? 11 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,618 Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. 12 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,885 That's alright. Yes. 13 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:21,754 Yeah? [ chuckles ] 14 00:00:21,756 --> 00:00:23,888 Hey, dan, I want to introduce you 15 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,758 To our guest, brooke shields. 16 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,559 Hi. Hi. Hi, brooke. It's dan. 17 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:28,693 I mean -- [ laughs ] 18 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,894 [ mumbles ] 19 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:31,896 I'm brooke, obviously. 20 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,498 [ laughs nervously ] 21 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,701 It's great. Alright, guys. So lunch is in 30 minutes. 22 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,437 Oh, my god. I was here. 23 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:42,307 I was here when he told us when lunch was. 24 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:43,742 Do you think he saw the shirt? 25 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:54,787 [ laughter ] 26 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:56,121 [ screams ] 27 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,456 ♪♪ 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,723 Let's just get this started. 29 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,325 Are you [bleep] kidding me? 30 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,326 Who's a good cat? 31 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:04,196 [ laughter ] 32 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,798 [ cymbals crash ] 33 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,732 ♪♪ 34 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,668 [ laughs ] [ laughter ] 35 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,204 Narrator: With special guest, brooke shields. 36 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,006 It's a match made in heaven. 37 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:16,274 [ laughter ] 38 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,678 Today, we're fashion designers teaming up to get feedback 39 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,014 From a group of parents for our new kids' clothing line. 40 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:24,416 The catch is each team's bizarre designs 41 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,818 Have been created by the other team. 42 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,152 So we won't know what fashions we're pitching 43 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,355 Until the moment the kids walk down that runway. 44 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,424 At the end, we'll ask the room if our clothing line 45 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,492 Is ready to hit stores. 46 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,695 Whoever gets the fewest hands raised loses. 47 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,130 [ all snap fingers ] 48 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:45,037 Murr: Alright, boys, you are fashion designers. 49 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,371 Looking at brian and sal, 50 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,173 How would you describe their fashion sense? 51 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:51,576 I would say you get a really good star for trying. 52 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:52,845 [ laughter ] 53 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,246 Shields? Yeah. 54 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,780 You're in my world now. 55 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:56,981 Alright, okay. No, no, no, q. 56 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,517 You work in fashion -- you're in brooke's world now. 57 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,385 Yeah. This is my world, actually. 58 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:02,254 This ain't studio 54, sweetheart. 59 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,655 [ laughter ] 60 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,923 You should have seen some of the outfits 61 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,458 I wore in studio 54. 62 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,127 Sal: Please have a seat. Please, come on in. 63 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,929 We are designers, and we're bringing out 64 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,731 A line of children's clothes. 65 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,866 You guys ready? -Yeah. 66 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:15,333 -Go for it. -Fashion. Here we go. Alright. 67 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,870 Brooke and I have designed your fashion line. 68 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,671 You have no idea what it is. 69 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,806 Good luck explaining and selling this. 70 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,141 See our first model. 71 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,611 This is what we call rover. 72 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,013 [ laughter ] 73 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:33,285 Okay. This look is fierce and animalistic, literally, 74 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,820 As each garment is custom made 75 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:39,558 Using the fur, scale, or feather of a deceased pet. 76 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,759 Oh, jesus. 77 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,227 [ laughs ] 78 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,495 Just because a pet has died 79 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,097 Doesn't mean you can't take them with you. 80 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:48,633 But that's creepy. That's creepy. 81 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:49,768 This is creepy. 82 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,703 Murr: [ laughs ] 83 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,838 Taxidermy meets fashion. 84 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,574 This is taxidermy meets fashion. 85 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:59,712 A 40- to 50-pound dog will yield at least a medium to large hide. 86 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:02,046 It's fluffy's fur. 87 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,648 Rather than putting the pet in the ground, 88 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:04,917 She's putting them near her heart, near herself. 89 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,519 Not a chance in hell. 90 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:11,456 You might find one person out of 10 million 91 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,126 That might even be receptive to this idea. 92 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:15,393 You're not a pet person? 93 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:16,595 Oh, I am. That's exactly why. 94 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,463 I am a pet person, and as someone who just 95 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,464 Recently lost her pet... 96 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,332 You wouldn't wear it? 97 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,333 You wouldn't wear it? Absolutely not. 98 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,335 I would have a picture. 99 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,603 [ laughs ] 100 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,672 We're trying to reinvent something that has been around. 101 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,141 Don't do it. Don't. 102 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,410 I would not put that on my child. 103 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,279 Stick to the day job? This is our day job, nigel. 104 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,415 This is a bad way to start, boys. 105 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,283 Alright, let's -- let's bring on our next model. 106 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:41,620 This one is called the sassy priest. 107 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,222 Okay. 108 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,491 Black is always in style. 109 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,892 And with this classic silhouette, 110 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,495 We've just invented catholic couture. 111 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,231 This look is no longer just for sundays. 112 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,300 This is an everyday ensemble. 113 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,368 Work it, girl. 114 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,838 Murr: This is not good fashion, boys. 115 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,906 I love the belt. Brooke: Ooh, alright. 116 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,709 Isn't it great? This is very fashionable. 117 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:05,910 Where? 118 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,179 [ laughter ] 119 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:08,913 We're trying to encourage 120 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,183 To be yourself and represent yourself 121 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:13,051 And express yourself. No, no, no, no, no. 122 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,386 [ both laugh ] 123 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,123 You're trying to sell a garment to a parent. 124 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,459 You don't even know the child you're selling it to. 125 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,727 He's mad. 126 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:23,996 Q: Okay. 127 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,129 Murr: [ laughing ] oh! 128 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,265 Nigel's got you. 129 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,401 Children don't get introduced to religion 130 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,803 Wearing a dress like that. 131 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:33,739 Alright. So what we're hearing is another like, not love. 132 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:37,609 You guys are done. 133 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,610 How about we do our last one? 134 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,878 Q: Our final piece. Alright. 135 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,280 This is little piggy. 136 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,018 There we go. 137 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,285 These hoodies will not only have 138 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,354 Your little hype beast looking good, 139 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,423 But they also help fight childhood obesity 140 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,892 Through the development of healthy eating habits. 141 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,028 Murr: Sal, why are you hiding? Brooke: He's hiding his face. 142 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:58,296 Q: Each piggy hoodie contains a sensor 143 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,833 That would play a warning to shame the child publicly 144 00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:04,036 Every time they try to eat between meals, 145 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:07,272 Making sure this little piggy has none. 146 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,911 [ pig oinking ] 147 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,913 This is horrifying. 148 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,148 No! 149 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,119 No, we don't want them to be ashamed. 150 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,121 No. 151 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,657 This guy's now mad and offended. 152 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,991 It's more of an alert. 153 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,593 -Oh, god. -We want it to be loud enough 154 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,662 So we'll know, "hey, are you in the kitchen? 155 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,330 Are you getting anything you're not supposed to get?" 156 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,132 Can we just keep oinking? 157 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,201 It is. It's -- it's cute, but -- 158 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,936 [ pig oinking ] 159 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,471 I mean, you have to -- 160 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,405 [ pig oinking ] 161 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,341 [ laughs ] 162 00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:48,413 Man: I'd rather see this for adults. 163 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,014 I think it would be entertaining for adults. 164 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,750 Like a white elephant gift. 165 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,152 They're trying to talk over the oinking. 166 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,888 I'm sorry, could you repeat that? 167 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:58,290 I couldn't hear you over the boar screaming. 168 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,591 [ laughter ] 169 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,829 You are finished. [ laughs ] 170 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,832 By show of hands, how many of you think the clothing line 171 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,569 We just showed you is ready to pitch to nationwide chains? 172 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,172 By -- by show of hands. 173 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,040 And zero votes. 174 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,375 Well done. Whoo! 175 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,911 Each hand represents a vote. 176 00:06:18,913 --> 00:06:21,446 I've got two hands, and they're staying firmly in my pocket. 177 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,715 [ laughter ] 178 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,983 You never had a shot. 179 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,452 Sal: Look at this. 180 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,988 Guys, we have such a huge advantage over you. 181 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,992 Brooke shields is doing a fashion show challenge. 182 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,193 They might just get on the wagon 183 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,596 Because she puts such a stamp of credibility on it. 184 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,064 You got to get this out of your head. 185 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,665 Okay, you're right. You're letting shields get in your head. 186 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:41,600 I'm insidious. 187 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,867 Yeah, she is. 188 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,403 [ laughter ] 189 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,006 Hi, guys. How are you? My name is james. 190 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,742 And of course, you recognize brooke shields. 191 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,143 Wow, yes. 192 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:54,546 Brooke has a brand-new fashion line coming out next year. 193 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,415 It's a children's fashion line, specifically. 194 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:57,549 With someone like brooke shields, 195 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,083 You know it's going to be great. 196 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,285 Oh, I don't know about that. 197 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,154 [ both laugh ] 198 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,422 We've designed their entire fashion lines. 199 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,826 So this is the anti-bullying shirt. 200 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,427 Q: Here we go. 201 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:14,299 Small for his age miles used to be an easy target for bullies, 202 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,834 But not anymore. 203 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,569 If miles senses danger, 204 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:22,041 He needs only tug on the all-cotton ripcord like this. 205 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,512 [ laughter ] 206 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,447 Oh, wow. 207 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:33,518 And he becomes too big to stuff inside a locker. 208 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,655 Added benefit, he floats. 209 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,057 Q: Why does this kid look so distraught? 210 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,258 [ laughs ] 211 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,194 Sal: He looks like a baby nutty professor. 212 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,862 He's just like... 213 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,798 I mean, it's definitely giving him confidence. 214 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,267 I mean, he's ready. 215 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,136 Sal: [ speaking indistinctly ] 216 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,737 Murray, what's going on? 217 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,740 [ laughter ] 218 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,942 He's batting around. 219 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:01,013 [ laughter ] 220 00:08:01,015 --> 00:08:02,547 It's his first fashion show. 221 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:04,883 You can go back here. -Definitely does its job. 222 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,351 Q: Start getting annoyed at the model 223 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,086 For not being vibrant enough. 224 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,822 Can you just show a little more happiness? 225 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,356 Yeah. Little smile. 226 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,491 Have a good time. 227 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,493 Can you just dab? 228 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:15,427 There we go. 229 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,628 [ laughter ] 230 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,197 Do you like it? I like it. 231 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,099 Sal: I mean, what are you talking about? 232 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,902 It's a life vest underneath a button-down. 233 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:27,172 Next, this is the j.R. Luggage. 234 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,573 Q: Here it comes. 235 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,175 Murr: There we go. 236 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,711 Okay. 237 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,579 Put your seats in the upright position 238 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:37,049 Because giovanna is coming in for a landing, 239 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:41,453 Being wheeled around in this sleek, modern, wearable luggage. 240 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,121 [ laughter ] 241 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,857 Put her under the seat, buckle her in. 242 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:47,325 Or just put her underneath, and then this way she can sleep. 243 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,993 It's like having a reclining seat. 244 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,595 That doesn't fit underneath. 245 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:53,331 Is it comfortable in there? 246 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,266 Murr, "louder." 247 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:55,868 Louder. 248 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:56,801 Good. 249 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:57,669 [ laughter ] 250 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,405 Can you give us a dab? 251 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,908 [ laughter ] 252 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,611 She's like -- like -- 253 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:07,746 [ laughing ] 254 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,748 You like it, right? 255 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,749 Yeah. 256 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,816 Okay, great. 257 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,818 Q: It's luggage with a hole in it. 258 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,953 I think they're just being nice to brooke. 259 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,020 I'm telling you, we still got this. 260 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,422 The last one's hard. 261 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,625 Okay, this next one is kids anon. 262 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:23,295 [ laughter ] 263 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,830 Sal: Oh, my god. 264 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:26,832 Q: You thought you had it. 265 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:32,070 Brooke: Okay, this next one is kids anon. 266 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,138 ♪♪ 267 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,741 [ laughter ] 268 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,276 Summer is around the corner, 269 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:41,347 And intense patriotism is in this season. 270 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,350 Say goodbye to that stuffy, elitist, preppy look 271 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,753 And hello to populist whimsy. 272 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,155 Populist whimsy. Populist whimsy. 273 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,690 This is -- this is part of the product line. 274 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,958 We think kids will love being a little version 275 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,028 Of the qanon shaman. 276 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,964 I don't agree with his politics. 277 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,966 Yeah, I don't either. But I agree with the fashion. 278 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,035 [ laughter ] 279 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,169 Q: Dab. 280 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,504 Dab. Dab. Dab. 281 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:06,971 No, no, no, no, no! Do a dab! 282 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,173 Goddamn these kids. 283 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:12,444 [ laughter ] 284 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,912 What does it take to get a dab? 285 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,313 See, look at that. And look. 286 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,382 All of us, ready, dab. 287 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,318 They're all dabbing. They're all dabbing. 288 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,054 So how many of you by show of hands think 289 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,758 That brooke's fashion line is ready to go to market? 290 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,061 Oh, no one? 291 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,995 Q: What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? 292 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:31,930 Oh, my god! Yes! 293 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,532 Was it the kid in the luggage? 294 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,134 That was it. It was the kid in the luggage. 295 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,871 [ laughter ] 296 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,338 Narrator: Murr, q, and sal couldn't make it 297 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,473 Down this catwalk, 298 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,676 Putting them all on the loser board. 299 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,944 All: Alright! 300 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,679 Alright. So we have a three-way tie. 301 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,347 So we designed the ultimate dating game 302 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,216 Hosted by the lovely brooke shields. 303 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,951 Now, normally, we'd be trying our best to win 304 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,953 Over the bachelorette, but in this dating game, 305 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,956 We'll be trying to be the worst bachelors of all time. 306 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,491 Yep, because if you get chosen, 307 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,093 You are the one getting punished. 308 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,427 At the end, 309 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,363 You're gonna have to reject the bachelorette. 310 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:06,699 And when you reject the bachelorette, 311 00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:08,166 I'll have something to say about it. 312 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,535 [ laughter ] 313 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,838 Sal: Alright. Here we go. 314 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,840 So the deal here is we're intentionally saying 315 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,576 The absolute worst answers 316 00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:19,711 Because we do not want to get picked. Right? 317 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,714 Whoever gives the least offensive answer 318 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,848 Is the one that's going to lose. 319 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,984 I am not getting picked. 320 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,052 By the way, we have all the writers back here 321 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,655 And just eating cake, full cake. 322 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,390 We like to watch when they're not here. 323 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,394 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "brooke of love." 324 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:37,596 [ cheers and applause ] 325 00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:40,799 Did you guys know that he still fits in the outfit 326 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,468 He used to wear in the '70s when he swiped children? 327 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,803 [ laughs ] 328 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:48,406 Announcer: Please welcome our three bachelors 329 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,009 And our host, brooke shields! 330 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,412 [ cheers and applause ] 331 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:56,281 Welcome to "brooke of love." 332 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,752 And in a moment, one lovely bachelorette will interview 333 00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:01,553 Three eligible bachelors. 334 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,688 Our bachelorette will have to decide 335 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,559 Which lucky bachelor gets to accompany her on a date. 336 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,763 Please give it up for ashley lisa. 337 00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:14,433 [ cheers and applause ] 338 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:15,700 Thank you. 339 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,102 Thank you so much for being here. 340 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,305 So why don't you just tell us a little bit about yourself? 341 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,241 So I'm an accountant and I'm very into fitness. 342 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,442 And this past year, 343 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,045 I trained for modeling for this competition. 344 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,246 Absolutely amazing. Murr, she's a model. 345 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,448 And it was a journey. 346 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,716 I think you should win first place every single time. 347 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,117 Oh, you're so sweet. 348 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,855 Now it is the time for you to meet our mystery men. 349 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,990 Take it away. 350 00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:40,392 Bachelor number one, describe our first kiss. 351 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,363 Murr: Uh... 352 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,066 Pass. 353 00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:51,336 Okay. Okay. 354 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,404 Did he say "pass"? 355 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,339 Son of a bitch. 356 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,074 Okay. Why don't we continue with the questions? 357 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,409 Okay. Absolutely. 358 00:12:57,411 --> 00:13:01,279 Bachelor number three, describe our first kiss. 359 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,947 Q: The first kiss is yours. 360 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,416 Daddy's gonna take care of everything 361 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,251 When it comes to that kiss. 362 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,688 Okay. 363 00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:10,689 Do you have any thoughts? 364 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:13,158 Just that it's magical, I hope. 365 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,693 You're done. 366 00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:17,295 Brooke: Continue. Bachelor number two, same question. 367 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,532 Sure. First, I would caress your insane bod. 368 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,169 A little about me, I'm a dude-bro, 369 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,970 And I just work on my fitness as well, 370 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,440 So I guess, yeah, I'd start by caressing your insane bod 371 00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:31,376 And then eventually ask for permission to kiss you. 372 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,111 [ laughter ] 373 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,114 Dude-bro turns valley girl is the best turn in history. 374 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,983 That's polite. That's a gentleman. That's nice. 375 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,318 I wanted to be creepy. 376 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,520 Sweet. It is sweet. 377 00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:45,590 Okay. Bachelor number one, I just had a bad day. 378 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,592 How do you help me de-stress? 379 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,361 Uh... 380 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,732 I would tickle you endlessly. 381 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,402 And then we would go donate blood. 382 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,204 [ laughter ] 383 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,406 You're answering like you're a psychopath. 384 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,141 I am. Look at me. 385 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,677 I do like to laugh. Yeah. 386 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,611 And I mean, you know, and then you're doing a good thing 387 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,480 For people in need. 388 00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:10,883 Damn it, brooke. 389 00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:12,817 Bachelor number two, 390 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:16,221 If you were to write me a poem, what would you say? 391 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,156 Sal: If you don't mind, I'd like to do my poem 392 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,958 In the way of a freestyle. 393 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,895 That's exciting. Yes. 394 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:26,431 [ rapping ] ♪ yo, step to me and I'll kill your whole family ♪ 395 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,568 ♪ I'm a don in the streets, the cops can't handle me ♪ 396 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,035 ♪ if you pick me, I'll say the rosary ♪ 397 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,104 ♪ and thank the lord ♪ 398 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,305 ♪ punk bitches who stepped off ♪ 399 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,407 ♪ gon' get sent to the morgue ♪ 400 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,044 I grew up with gangster rap. 401 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,115 Okay, so which lines resonated the most with you? 402 00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:44,983 What was the first line? He'd come close to me. 403 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,651 Step to me, I'll kill your whole family. 404 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,052 Just step to me. Just step to me. 405 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,255 [ laughter ] 406 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,856 I'll write about everything. 407 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,191 Things that I don't even have experience with. 408 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,460 Like, I'll just write about glocks and drugs 409 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,762 And grand theft autos. 410 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,399 Let's get back into the questions. 411 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:03,735 Bachelor number three, do you plan on having kids? 412 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,938 Q: Well, according to the courts of florida, 413 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,674 I already have three running around down there. 414 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,476 But I'm looking forward to having a child 415 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,545 That I have a relationship with, so, yeah. 416 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:14,879 Love it. 417 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,015 Okay. 418 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,351 Well, that -- that's -- he's virile. 419 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,086 Game's getting tense. 420 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:25,424 Bachelor number one, do you plan on having kids? 421 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,027 Do I plan on having kids do what? 422 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,562 Like, do you want kids? 423 00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:32,497 Oh, do I want to have kids? 424 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,432 Yes. Oh, now I understand the question. 425 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,034 No. 426 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:36,969 [ laughs ] okay. 427 00:15:36,971 --> 00:15:38,771 Wow. Do you want to have children? 428 00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:41,173 I do. I do. I do want a family. 429 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:44,376 I do want to get married and have a family and... 430 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,444 I'm losing, m-- [ bell rings ] 431 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,983 Oh, wait, that sound means that it's the end of round one. 432 00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:54,052 Our contestant will select one bachelor to eliminate. 433 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,187 Who's -- who's it gonna be? 434 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,790 Oh, it's got to be you. You're a [bleep] 435 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,525 You sound like a murderer. 436 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,060 Um... 437 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,928 I'm going to eliminate... 438 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:09,067 ♪♪ 439 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,202 Brooke: Ooh, ouch. 440 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,840 Our contestant will select one bachelor to eliminate. 441 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,311 Ashley lisa, who's it gonna be and why? 442 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,979 Um... 443 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,715 I'm going to eliminate... 444 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,717 ♪♪ 445 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,320 Bachelor number one. 446 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,923 And it's because you don't want to have kids 447 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,391 And I don't think I'm your type. 448 00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,058 [ ding! ] ouch. 449 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,460 Wow. 450 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,796 [ applause ] 451 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:40,265 ♪♪ 452 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,600 That's what I'm talking about. 453 00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,936 It is time for round two, 454 00:16:43,938 --> 00:16:46,338 And there are only two bachelors left. 455 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,342 The bachelorette is gorgeous, by the way, guys. 456 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,810 Remember, whoever gets chosen 457 00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,747 Has to tell this girl she's not worthy of him. 458 00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:57,549 Bachelor number three, 459 00:16:57,551 --> 00:17:01,019 Name the number-one item on your bucket list. 460 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,422 Q: I'd like to avenge the death of my uncle who was put down 461 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,891 By the godforsaken state of indiana. 462 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,226 Murr: Ooh, what? 463 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,762 -Oh, wow. -Capital punishment? 464 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,297 Murr: You weirdo. 465 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,033 How would you go about avenging that? 466 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,234 [ deep voice ] like batman. 467 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,672 [ laughter ] 468 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:24,376 You know, like -- like batman. 469 00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:27,245 Okay. 470 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,515 Bachelor number two, same question. 471 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,851 Sal: I'd really like to grow my own veal. 472 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,520 Murr: Wait, what? 473 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,055 Grow your own veal? 474 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,390 [ laughs ] 475 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,858 Okay. Sal: I love veal, 476 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,459 And so I want unlimited veal. 477 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,394 And so I was like, "you know what? 478 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,862 Maybe one day I'll grow veal." 479 00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,664 I don't eat veal. 480 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,599 Murr: [ laughs ] yeah. Uh-oh. 481 00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,468 Good job, sal. 482 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,736 Bachelor number three, 483 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,339 What will our first fight be about? 484 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,741 Q: It's probably gonna be about what you're wearing. 485 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,411 [ laughter ] 486 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:03,147 Okay. Is there certain things you do or do not like? 487 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,749 Q: Uh... 488 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,486 I know what I don't like when I see it, you know? 489 00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:10,489 -Okay. -Oh! 490 00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:12,024 Murr: Brutal. 491 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:15,093 Oh, I'm getting nervous for the guy who wins 492 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,095 That has to reject her. 493 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,765 Ashley lisa: So both bachelors, bachelor number three first, 494 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,235 How large and in charge are you? 495 00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:26,905 Q: Well, I'm not as large as I used to be. 496 00:18:26,907 --> 00:18:29,708 Murr: [ laughs ] 497 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:33,578 And I've never really been in charge of anything, 498 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,581 So I guess that's my answer, yeah. 499 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,851 [ laughs ] oh. 500 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:42,654 Okay. Bachelor number two. 501 00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:45,590 Sal: I've been told I'm way too large. 502 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,859 Murr: [ laughs ] 503 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:49,528 Sal: And as far as in charge, call me charles. 504 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,597 [ laughter ] 505 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,332 Murr: Oh, it's neck and neck, boys. 506 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,268 Look at the hatred between their eyes. 507 00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:57,602 [ bell rings ] 508 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,272 Oh, we have to eliminate another bachelor. 509 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,474 Oh, boys, this is it. 510 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,808 I'm on the fence. 511 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,944 I don't want to do it. 512 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:07,746 Brooke: Ashley lisa, 513 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:12,150 Which one of these two men are you bidding adieu? 514 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,419 Um... Murr: Ready? Whoever wins 515 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,689 Has to reject her on television. 516 00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:19,558 Bachelor number three. 517 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,826 Murr: Ohh! 518 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,095 Oh! 519 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:24,897 Sal! 520 00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,031 Now it's time for the real punishment. 521 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,868 Sal's got to reject this poor woman on tv. 522 00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:32,705 Hey, I'm [bleep] nervous. 523 00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:34,973 Q: Oh, my god, sal. 524 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:36,841 Dude, I'm so happy that's you down there and not me. 525 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,379 I genuinely thought -- I genuinely thought 526 00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:42,514 You were gonna get picked. 527 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,583 You don't know how hard this is gonna be. 528 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,719 Now I have to use this voice out there. 529 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,587 [ laughter ] 530 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,188 You committed to this character, 531 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,389 You got to stick with it. 532 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,057 I-I -- ugh. 533 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,259 [ applause ] alright. 534 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,727 Here we go! 535 00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,396 [bleep] 536 00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:00,399 It's finally time to meet the man 537 00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:02,935 You'll be going on a date with tonight. 538 00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:05,404 Please reveal our winning bachelor. 539 00:20:05,406 --> 00:20:07,071 She's not your type, bud. 540 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,541 Here we go. [ laughs ] 541 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,343 Here we go. 542 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,946 [ cheers and applause ] 543 00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:16,748 Oh, pleasant-looking man. 544 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,351 [ applause ] 545 00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,153 Okay. We have to take a very short break, 546 00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:25,023 But when we come back, we'll see if we have a match. 547 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:25,958 Murr: Oh, no. 548 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,692 Alright, sal. Here we go. 549 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,695 Uh-oh, sal, you're repulsed by her. 550 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,098 [ applause ] 551 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,700 Brooke: Yeah, alright. Thank you. 552 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,902 Murr: Okay, sal, time to start the rejection. 553 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,903 [ exhales sharply ] 554 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,238 How you doing? Hi. How are you? 555 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,239 Hi. Good. 556 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,841 Thanks for picking me. 557 00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:44,709 Oh, no. 558 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,511 [ clears throat ] man: Alright, and let's -- 559 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,579 But before we start -- 560 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,382 Before we start, can I ask a couple of questions? 561 00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,317 Q: Oh, my god. 562 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,451 I'm just a little nervous. 563 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,053 Um... 564 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,521 I -- if I don't -- if I don't -- 565 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,257 If I don't want to do it... 566 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,659 Can I not do it? 567 00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,327 What? 568 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,528 [ groans ] 569 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,198 If I, like -- if -- right, like, uh... 570 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,599 [ sighs ] uh... 571 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,334 Murr: "you're not my type." 572 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,870 She's not my type, exactly. 573 00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:14,907 [ laughter ] 574 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,511 Q: Oh! This is gonna be hard. 575 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,815 Q: Alright, sal. Murr: Here it goes. 576 00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:24,616 She's not your type, bud. 577 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,218 Before we start -- before we start, 578 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:29,554 If I don't -- if I don't want to do it... 579 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,889 Can I not do it? 580 00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:32,757 -What? -Oh! 581 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,359 She's not my type, exactly. 582 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,761 Are you kidding me? 583 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,230 No, no, no. I'm just trying to be honest, 584 00:21:38,232 --> 00:21:41,033 Because it's -- I just want to know if, like... 585 00:21:41,035 --> 00:21:42,300 Did they not -- ...If they could sub -- 586 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:46,839 Like, I can give her to the bachelor one or three. 587 00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:47,840 Oh. 588 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:48,841 I'm sorry. Did you just say 589 00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:51,376 That you could give her, like -- like trade-in? 590 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,178 No, no. You know what I mean. I won her. 591 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,779 I mean, I won the contest. 592 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,181 Q: Sal. 593 00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:57,315 Oh, my god. 594 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,783 I don't mean it in any way. 595 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,318 I know she's -- she's very beautiful. 596 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,653 I don't mean it like that. I just -- 597 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,923 I just have a very specific type and she ain't it, you know? 598 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,325 [ laughter ] 599 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,861 Oh. 600 00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:10,395 I'm just saying, if I won her, I should -- 601 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,664 I -- stop talking. 602 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:15,668 [ laughter ] 603 00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:16,668 [ exhales sharply ] 604 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,403 Man: Here we go. 3, 2, 1. 605 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,337 [ sighs ] 606 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:23,141 [ applause ] 607 00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:25,009 Well, welcome back. 608 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,881 And it is time to check in with our bachelor and bachelorette 609 00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:31,483 And see if it's a match made in heaven. 610 00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:32,951 Q: Oh, go ahead, sal. It's not -- 611 00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,887 It's not a match in heaven at all. 612 00:22:34,889 --> 00:22:36,421 I know we're on air, but it's not a match. 613 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,890 I just don't want -- can we just yell cut? 614 00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:40,225 Because I -- I don't want to go through with it 615 00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:41,626 Because I'm not -- it's "brooke of love." 616 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,027 I'm not gonna love her. She's not my type, you know? 617 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,229 Q: Alright, brooke, time to unleash! 618 00:22:44,231 --> 00:22:45,830 Have you looked at yourself lately? 619 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:46,965 Oh! 620 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:48,967 I-I-I -- I'm just saying -- 621 00:22:48,969 --> 00:22:51,636 What's up with the with the wolfman jack hairdo? 622 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,438 [ laughter ] 623 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,107 Q: We didn't tell brooke to say that! 624 00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,508 [ laughs ] 625 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,376 I don't get it. Yeah, I-I -- 626 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,578 I just -- I don't know what you're trying to do. 627 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:02,781 I have a very specific type. 628 00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,117 Oh, that -- well, you look like you can be really picky. 629 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,919 [ laughter ] 630 00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,853 I'm gonna make it about me right now, okay? 631 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:09,988 I am brooke shields, 632 00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:12,257 And I'm gonna tell you to go [bleep] yourself. 633 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:17,129 [ cheers and applause, jokers laughing ] 634 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,333 Can we finish the -- no, I don't want to hear another [bleep] word 635 00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:22,734 Out of your mouth, and I'm not -- 636 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,270 I am not kidding. Get off the heart. 637 00:23:25,272 --> 00:23:27,172 [ laughter ] 638 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,545 How do you -- don't -- 639 00:23:33,547 --> 00:23:34,879 I -- I just want to go back. 640 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,681 I'll go back. 641 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:40,485 Do -- hey, dickless. 642 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,755 Find another exit and find it fast. 643 00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,357 But it's "brooke of love." it's not now. 644 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,359 [ laughter ] 645 00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:49,494 Don't break my set, [bleep] face. 646 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,963 Get the [bleep] out of here. 647 00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:54,232 [ laughter ] 648 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:56,701 We still see you, [bleep] 649 00:23:56,703 --> 00:24:00,905 [ cheers and applause ] 650 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,875 Q: Holy crap. That was amazing.