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So if I refuse,
I lose?
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Absolutely. Yeah, you got it.
You've seen the show.
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Okay. Alright, alright.
I get it.
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Oh, my god.
Is that dan cast?
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Yeah, that's dan cast.
Oh, my god, I love him.
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He's been on the show
like six times.
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Oh, my god.
He's so good.
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Brooke, are you wearing
a dan cast t-shirt?
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Yes! I love him.
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You want to meet him?
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Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.
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That's alright. Yes.
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Yeah?
[ chuckles ]
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Hey, dan, I want
to introduce you
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To our guest,
brooke shields.
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Hi. Hi. Hi, brooke.
It's dan.
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I mean -- [ laughs ]
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[ mumbles ]
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I'm brooke, obviously.
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[ laughs nervously ]
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It's great. Alright, guys.
So lunch is in 30 minutes.
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Oh, my god.
I was here.
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I was here when he told us
when lunch was.
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Do you think he saw
the shirt?
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[ laughter ]
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[ screams ]
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♪♪
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Let's just get this started.
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Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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Who's a good cat?
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[ laughter ]
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[ cymbals crash ]
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♪♪
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[ laughs ]
[ laughter ]
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Narrator: With special guest,
brooke shields.
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It's a match made in heaven.
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[ laughter ]
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Today, we're fashion designers
teaming up to get feedback
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From a group of parents
for our new kids' clothing line.
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The catch is each team's
bizarre designs
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Have been created
by the other team.
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So we won't know what fashions
we're pitching
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Until the moment
the kids walk down that runway.
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At the end, we'll ask the room
if our clothing line
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Is ready to hit stores.
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Whoever gets
the fewest hands raised loses.
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[ all snap fingers ]
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Murr: Alright, boys,
you are fashion designers.
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Looking
at brian and sal,
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How would you describe
their fashion sense?
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I would say you get a really
good star for trying.
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[ laughter ]
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Shields?
Yeah.
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You're in my world now.
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Alright, okay.
No, no, no, q.
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You work in fashion --
you're in brooke's world now.
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Yeah.
This is my world, actually.
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This ain't studio 54,
sweetheart.
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[ laughter ]
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You should have seen
some of the outfits
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I wore in studio 54.
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Sal: Please have a seat.
Please, come on in.
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We are designers,
and we're bringing out
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A line
of children's clothes.
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You guys ready?
-Yeah.
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-Go for it.
-Fashion. Here we go. Alright.
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Brooke and I have designed
your fashion line.
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You have no idea
what it is.
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Good luck explaining
and selling this.
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See our first model.
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This is
what we call rover.
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[ laughter ]
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Okay. This look is fierce
and animalistic, literally,
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As each garment
is custom made
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Using the fur, scale, or feather
of a deceased pet.
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Oh, jesus.
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[ laughs ]
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Just because
a pet has died
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Doesn't mean
you can't take them with you.
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But that's creepy.
That's creepy.
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This is creepy.
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Murr: [ laughs ]
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Taxidermy meets fashion.
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This is
taxidermy meets fashion.
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A 40- to 50-pound dog will yield
at least a medium to large hide.
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It's fluffy's fur.
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Rather than putting
the pet in the ground,
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She's putting them
near her heart, near herself.
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Not a chance in hell.
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You might find one person
out of 10 million
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That might even be
receptive to this idea.
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You're not a pet person?
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Oh, I am.
That's exactly why.
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I am a pet person,
and as someone who just
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Recently lost her pet...
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You wouldn't wear it?
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You wouldn't wear it?
Absolutely not.
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I would have a picture.
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[ laughs ]
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We're trying to reinvent
something that has been around.
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Don't do it.
Don't.
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I would not put that
on my child.
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Stick to the day job?
This is our day job, nigel.
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This is a bad way
to start, boys.
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Alright, let's --
let's bring on our next model.
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This one is called
the sassy priest.
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Okay.
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Black is always in style.
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And with
this classic silhouette,
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We've just invented
catholic couture.
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This look is no longer
just for sundays.
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This is
an everyday ensemble.
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Work it, girl.
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Murr: This is not good fashion,
boys.
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I love the belt.
Brooke: Ooh, alright.
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Isn't it great?
This is very fashionable.
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Where?
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[ laughter ]
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We're trying
to encourage
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To be yourself
and represent yourself
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And express yourself.
No, no, no, no, no.
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[ both laugh ]
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You're trying to sell
a garment to a parent.
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You don't even know the child
you're selling it to.
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He's mad.
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Q: Okay.
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Murr: [ laughing ] oh!
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Nigel's got you.
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Children don't get introduced
to religion
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Wearing a dress
like that.
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Alright. So what we're hearing
is another like, not love.
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You guys are done.
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How about we do
our last one?
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Q: Our final piece.
Alright.
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This is little piggy.
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There we go.
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These hoodies
will not only have
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Your little hype beast
looking good,
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But they also help fight
childhood obesity
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Through the development
of healthy eating habits.
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Murr:
Sal, why are you hiding?
Brooke: He's hiding his face.
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Q: Each piggy hoodie
contains a sensor
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That would play a warning
to shame the child publicly
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Every time they try to eat
between meals,
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Making sure
this little piggy has none.
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[ pig oinking ]
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This is horrifying.
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No!
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No, we don't want them
to be ashamed.
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No.
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This guy's now mad
and offended.
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It's more of an alert.
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-Oh, god.
-We want it to be loud enough
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So we'll know,
"hey, are you in the kitchen?
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Are you getting anything
you're not supposed to get?"
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Can we just keep oinking?
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It is.
It's -- it's cute, but --
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[ pig oinking ]
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I mean, you have to --
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[ pig oinking ]
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[ laughs ]
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Man: I'd rather see this
for adults.
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I think it would be entertaining
for adults.
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Like a
white elephant gift.
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They're trying to talk
over the oinking.
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I'm sorry,
could you repeat that?
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I couldn't hear you over
the boar screaming.
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[ laughter ]
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You are finished.
[ laughs ]
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By show of hands, how many of
you think the clothing line
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We just showed you is ready
to pitch to nationwide chains?
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By -- by show of hands.
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And zero votes.
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Well done.
Whoo!
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Each hand
represents a vote.
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I've got two hands, and they're
staying firmly in my pocket.
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[ laughter ]
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You never had a shot.
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Sal: Look at this.
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Guys, we have such
a huge advantage over you.
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Brooke shields is doing
a fashion show challenge.
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They might just get
on the wagon
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Because she puts such
a stamp of credibility on it.
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You got to get this
out of your head.
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Okay, you're right.
You're letting shields
get in your head.
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I'm insidious.
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Yeah, she is.
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[ laughter ]
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Hi, guys. How are you?
My name is james.
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And of course,
you recognize brooke shields.
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Wow, yes.
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Brooke has a brand-new fashion
line coming out next year.
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It's a children's fashion line,
specifically.
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With someone
like brooke shields,
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You know
it's going to be great.
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Oh, I don't know
about that.
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[ both laugh ]
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We've designed their
entire fashion lines.
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So this
is the anti-bullying shirt.
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Q: Here we go.
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Small for his age miles used to
be an easy target for bullies,
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But not anymore.
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If miles senses danger,
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He needs only tug on the
all-cotton ripcord like this.
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[ laughter ]
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Oh, wow.
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And he becomes too big
to stuff inside a locker.
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Added benefit,
he floats.
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Q: Why does this kid
look so distraught?
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[ laughs ]
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Sal: He looks like a baby
nutty professor.
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He's just like...
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I mean, it's definitely
giving him confidence.
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I mean, he's ready.
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Sal:
[ speaking indistinctly ]
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Murray,
what's going on?
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[ laughter ]
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He's batting around.
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[ laughter ]
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It's his first
fashion show.
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You can go back here.
-Definitely does its job.
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Q: Start getting annoyed
at the model
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For not being
vibrant enough.
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Can you just show
a little more happiness?
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Yeah.
Little smile.
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Have a good time.
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Can you just dab?
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There we go.
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[ laughter ]
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Do you like it?
I like it.
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Sal: I mean, what are you
talking about?
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It's a life vest underneath
a button-down.
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Next, this is
the j.R. Luggage.
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Q: Here it comes.
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Murr: There we go.
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Okay.
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Put your seats
in the upright position
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Because giovanna
is coming in for a landing,
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Being wheeled around in this
sleek, modern, wearable luggage.
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[ laughter ]
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Put her under the seat,
buckle her in.
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Or just put her underneath,
and then this way she can sleep.
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It's like having
a reclining seat.
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That doesn't fit
underneath.
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Is it comfortable
in there?
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Murr, "louder."
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Louder.
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Good.
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[ laughter ]
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Can you give us a dab?
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[ laughter ]
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She's like -- like --
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[ laughing ]
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You like it, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, great.
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Q: It's luggage
with a hole in it.
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I think they're just
being nice to brooke.
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I'm telling you,
we still got this.
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The last one's hard.
261
00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,625
Okay, this next one
is kids anon.
262
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:23,295
[ laughter ]
263
00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,830
Sal: Oh, my god.
264
00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:26,832
Q: You thought
you had it.
265
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:32,070
Brooke: Okay, this next one
is kids anon.
266
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♪♪
267
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,741
[ laughter ]
268
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,276
Summer is around
the corner,
269
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:41,347
And intense patriotism
is in this season.
270
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,350
Say goodbye to that stuffy,
elitist, preppy look
271
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,753
And hello
to populist whimsy.
272
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,155
Populist whimsy.
Populist whimsy.
273
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,690
This is -- this is part
of the product line.
274
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,958
We think kids will love
being a little version
275
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,028
Of the qanon shaman.
276
00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,964
I don't agree
with his politics.
277
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,966
Yeah, I don't either.
But I agree with the fashion.
278
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,035
[ laughter ]
279
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,169
Q: Dab.
280
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,504
Dab. Dab.
Dab.
281
00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:06,971
No, no, no, no, no!
Do a dab!
282
00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,173
Goddamn these kids.
283
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:12,444
[ laughter ]
284
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,912
What does it take
to get a dab?
285
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,313
See, look at that.
And look.
286
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,382
All of us, ready, dab.
287
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,318
They're all dabbing.
They're all dabbing.
288
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,054
So how many of you
by show of hands think
289
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,758
That brooke's fashion line
is ready to go to market?
290
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,061
Oh, no one?
291
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,995
Q: What'd I tell you?
What'd I tell you?
292
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:31,930
Oh, my god!
Yes!
293
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,532
Was it the kid
in the luggage?
294
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,134
That was it.
It was the kid in the luggage.
295
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,871
[ laughter ]
296
00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,338
Narrator: Murr, q, and sal
couldn't make it
297
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,473
Down this catwalk,
298
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,676
Putting them all
on the loser board.
299
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,944
All: Alright!
300
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,679
Alright.
So we have a three-way tie.
301
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,347
So we designed the ultimate
dating game
302
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,216
Hosted by
the lovely brooke shields.
303
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,951
Now, normally, we'd be trying
our best to win
304
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,953
Over the bachelorette,
but in this dating game,
305
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,956
We'll be trying to be the
worst bachelors of all time.
306
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,491
Yep,
because if you get chosen,
307
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,093
You are the one
getting punished.
308
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,427
At the end,
309
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,363
You're gonna have to reject
the bachelorette.
310
00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:06,699
And when you reject
the bachelorette,
311
00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:08,166
I'll have something
to say about it.
312
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,535
[ laughter ]
313
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,838
Sal: Alright.
Here we go.
314
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,840
So the deal here is we're
intentionally saying
315
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,576
The absolute worst answers
316
00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:19,711
Because we do not
want to get picked. Right?
317
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,714
Whoever gives the least
offensive answer
318
00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,848
Is the one
that's going to lose.
319
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,984
I am not getting picked.
320
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,052
By the way, we have
all the writers back here
321
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,655
And just eating cake,
full cake.
322
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,390
We like to watch
when they're not here.
323
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,394
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to "brooke of love."
324
00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:37,596
[ cheers and applause ]
325
00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:40,799
Did you guys know that
he still fits in the outfit
326
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,468
He used to wear in the '70s
when he swiped children?
327
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,803
[ laughs ]
328
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:48,406
Announcer: Please welcome
our three bachelors
329
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,009
And our host, brooke shields!
330
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,412
[ cheers and applause ]
331
00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:56,281
Welcome to "brooke of love."
332
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,752
And in a moment, one lovely
bachelorette will interview
333
00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:01,553
Three eligible bachelors.
334
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,688
Our bachelorette
will have to decide
335
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,559
Which lucky bachelor
gets to accompany her on a date.
336
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,763
Please give it up
for ashley lisa.
337
00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:14,433
[ cheers and applause ]
338
00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:15,700
Thank you.
339
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,102
Thank you
so much for being here.
340
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,305
So why don't you just tell us
a little bit about yourself?
341
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,241
So I'm an accountant
and I'm very into fitness.
342
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,442
And this past year,
343
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,045
I trained for modeling
for this competition.
344
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,246
Absolutely amazing.
Murr, she's a model.
345
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,448
And it was a journey.
346
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,716
I think you should win
first place every single time.
347
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,117
Oh, you're so sweet.
348
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,855
Now it is the time for you
to meet our mystery men.
349
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,990
Take it away.
350
00:12:37,992 --> 00:12:40,392
Bachelor number one,
describe our first kiss.
351
00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,363
Murr: Uh...
352
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,066
Pass.
353
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:51,336
Okay.
Okay.
354
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,404
Did he say "pass"?
355
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,339
Son of a bitch.
356
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,074
Okay. Why don't we
continue with the questions?
357
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,409
Okay. Absolutely.
358
00:12:57,411 --> 00:13:01,279
Bachelor number three,
describe our first kiss.
359
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,947
Q: The first kiss is yours.
360
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,416
Daddy's gonna take care
of everything
361
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,251
When it comes
to that kiss.
362
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,688
Okay.
363
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:10,689
Do you have
any thoughts?
364
00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:13,158
Just that it's magical,
I hope.
365
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,693
You're done.
366
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:17,295
Brooke: Continue.
Bachelor number two,
same question.
367
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,532
Sure. First,
I would caress your insane bod.
368
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,169
A little about me,
I'm a dude-bro,
369
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,970
And I just work
on my fitness as well,
370
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,440
So I guess, yeah, I'd start
by caressing your insane bod
371
00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:31,376
And then eventually ask
for permission to kiss you.
372
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,111
[ laughter ]
373
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,114
Dude-bro turns valley girl
is the best turn in history.
374
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,983
That's polite.
That's a gentleman. That's nice.
375
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,318
I wanted to be creepy.
376
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,520
Sweet. It is sweet.
377
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:45,590
Okay. Bachelor number one,
I just had a bad day.
378
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,592
How do you help me
de-stress?
379
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,361
Uh...
380
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,732
I would tickle you
endlessly.
381
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,402
And then we would
go donate blood.
382
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,204
[ laughter ]
383
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,406
You're answering
like you're a psychopath.
384
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,141
I am. Look at me.
385
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,677
I do like to laugh.
Yeah.
386
00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,611
And I mean, you know, and then
you're doing a good thing
387
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,480
For people
in need.
388
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:10,883
Damn it, brooke.
389
00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:12,817
Bachelor number two,
390
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:16,221
If you were to write me a poem,
what would you say?
391
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,156
Sal: If you don't mind,
I'd like to do my poem
392
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,958
In the way of a freestyle.
393
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,895
That's exciting.
Yes.
394
00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:26,431
[ rapping ] ♪ yo, step to me and
I'll kill your whole family ♪
395
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,568
♪ I'm a don in the streets,
the cops can't handle me ♪
396
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,035
♪ if you pick me,
I'll say the rosary ♪
397
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,104
♪ and thank the lord ♪
398
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,305
♪ punk bitches
who stepped off ♪
399
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,407
♪ gon' get sent to the morgue ♪
400
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,044
I grew up
with gangster rap.
401
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,115
Okay, so which lines
resonated the most with you?
402
00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:44,983
What was the first line?
He'd come close to me.
403
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,651
Step to me,
I'll kill your whole family.
404
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,052
Just step to me.
Just step to me.
405
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,255
[ laughter ]
406
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,856
I'll write
about everything.
407
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,191
Things that I don't even
have experience with.
408
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,460
Like, I'll just write
about glocks and drugs
409
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,762
And grand theft autos.
410
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,399
Let's get back
into the questions.
411
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:03,735
Bachelor number three,
do you plan on having kids?
412
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,938
Q: Well, according
to the courts of florida,
413
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,674
I already have three
running around down there.
414
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,476
But I'm looking forward
to having a child
415
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,545
That I have
a relationship with, so, yeah.
416
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:14,879
Love it.
417
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,015
Okay.
418
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,351
Well, that -- that's --
he's virile.
419
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,086
Game's getting tense.
420
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:25,424
Bachelor number one,
do you plan on having kids?
421
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,027
Do I plan on having kids
do what?
422
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,562
Like,
do you want kids?
423
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:32,497
Oh, do I want
to have kids?
424
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,432
Yes.
Oh, now I understand
the question.
425
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,034
No.
426
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:36,969
[ laughs ] okay.
427
00:15:36,971 --> 00:15:38,771
Wow.
Do you want to have children?
428
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:41,173
I do. I do.
I do want a family.
429
00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:44,376
I do want to get married
and have a family and...
430
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,444
I'm losing, m--
[ bell rings ]
431
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,983
Oh, wait, that sound means
that it's the end of round one.
432
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:54,052
Our contestant will select
one bachelor to eliminate.
433
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,187
Who's --
who's it gonna be?
434
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,790
Oh, it's got to be you.
You're a [bleep]
435
00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,525
You sound like a murderer.
436
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,060
Um...
437
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,928
I'm going to eliminate...
438
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:09,067
♪♪
439
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,202
Brooke: Ooh, ouch.
440
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,840
Our contestant will select
one bachelor to eliminate.
441
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,311
Ashley lisa,
who's it gonna be and why?
442
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,979
Um...
443
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,715
I'm going to eliminate...
444
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,717
♪♪
445
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,320
Bachelor number one.
446
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,923
And it's because
you don't want to have kids
447
00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,391
And I don't think
I'm your type.
448
00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,058
[ ding! ]
ouch.
449
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,460
Wow.
450
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,796
[ applause ]
451
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:40,265
♪♪
452
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,600
That's what
I'm talking about.
453
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,936
It is time for round two,
454
00:16:43,938 --> 00:16:46,338
And there
are only two bachelors left.
455
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,342
The bachelorette is gorgeous,
by the way, guys.
456
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,810
Remember,
whoever gets chosen
457
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,747
Has to tell this girl
she's not worthy of him.
458
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:57,549
Bachelor number three,
459
00:16:57,551 --> 00:17:01,019
Name the number-one item
on your bucket list.
460
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,422
Q: I'd like to avenge the death
of my uncle who was put down
461
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,891
By the godforsaken
state of indiana.
462
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,226
Murr: Ooh, what?
463
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,762
-Oh, wow.
-Capital punishment?
464
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,297
Murr: You weirdo.
465
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,033
How would you go
about avenging that?
466
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,234
[ deep voice ] like batman.
467
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,672
[ laughter ]
468
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:24,376
You know, like --
like batman.
469
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:27,245
Okay.
470
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,515
Bachelor number two,
same question.
471
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,851
Sal: I'd really like to grow
my own veal.
472
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,520
Murr: Wait, what?
473
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,055
Grow your own veal?
474
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,390
[ laughs ]
475
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,858
Okay.
Sal: I love veal,
476
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,459
And so I want
unlimited veal.
477
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,394
And so I was like,
"you know what?
478
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,862
Maybe one day
I'll grow veal."
479
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,664
I don't eat veal.
480
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,599
Murr: [ laughs ] yeah. Uh-oh.
481
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,468
Good job, sal.
482
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,736
Bachelor number three,
483
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,339
What will our first fight
be about?
484
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,741
Q: It's probably gonna be
about what you're wearing.
485
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,411
[ laughter ]
486
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:03,147
Okay. Is there certain things
you do or do not like?
487
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,749
Q: Uh...
488
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,486
I know what I don't like
when I see it, you know?
489
00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:10,489
-Okay.
-Oh!
490
00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:12,024
Murr: Brutal.
491
00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:15,093
Oh, I'm getting nervous
for the guy who wins
492
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,095
That has to reject her.
493
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,765
Ashley lisa: So both bachelors,
bachelor number three first,
494
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,235
How large
and in charge are you?
495
00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:26,905
Q: Well, I'm not as large
as I used to be.
496
00:18:26,907 --> 00:18:29,708
Murr: [ laughs ]
497
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:33,578
And I've never really been
in charge of anything,
498
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,581
So I guess
that's my answer, yeah.
499
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,851
[ laughs ] oh.
500
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:42,654
Okay.
Bachelor number two.
501
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:45,590
Sal: I've been told
I'm way too large.
502
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,859
Murr: [ laughs ]
503
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:49,528
Sal: And as far as in charge,
call me charles.
504
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,597
[ laughter ]
505
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,332
Murr: Oh, it's neck and neck,
boys.
506
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,268
Look at the hatred
between their eyes.
507
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:57,602
[ bell rings ]
508
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,272
Oh, we have to eliminate
another bachelor.
509
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,474
Oh, boys, this is it.
510
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,808
I'm on the fence.
511
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,944
I don't want to do it.
512
00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:07,746
Brooke: Ashley lisa,
513
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:12,150
Which one of these two men
are you bidding adieu?
514
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,419
Um...
Murr: Ready?
Whoever wins
515
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,689
Has to reject her
on television.
516
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:19,558
Bachelor number three.
517
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,826
Murr: Ohh!
518
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,095
Oh!
519
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:24,897
Sal!
520
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,031
Now it's time
for the real punishment.
521
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,868
Sal's got to reject
this poor woman on tv.
522
00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:32,705
Hey, I'm [bleep] nervous.
523
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:34,973
Q: Oh, my god, sal.
524
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:36,841
Dude, I'm so happy that's
you down there and not me.
525
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,379
I genuinely thought --
I genuinely thought
526
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:42,514
You were gonna
get picked.
527
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,583
You don't know how hard
this is gonna be.
528
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,719
Now I have to use
this voice out there.
529
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,587
[ laughter ]
530
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,188
You committed
to this character,
531
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,389
You got to stick with it.
532
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,057
I-I -- ugh.
533
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,259
[ applause ]
alright.
534
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,727
Here we go!
535
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,396
[bleep]
536
00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:00,399
It's finally time
to meet the man
537
00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:02,935
You'll be going
on a date with tonight.
538
00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:05,404
Please reveal
our winning bachelor.
539
00:20:05,406 --> 00:20:07,071
She's not your type,
bud.
540
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,541
Here we go.
[ laughs ]
541
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,343
Here we go.
542
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,946
[ cheers and applause ]
543
00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:16,748
Oh,
pleasant-looking man.
544
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,351
[ applause ]
545
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,153
Okay. We have to take
a very short break,
546
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:25,023
But when we come back,
we'll see if we have a match.
547
00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:25,958
Murr: Oh, no.
548
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,692
Alright, sal.
Here we go.
549
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,695
Uh-oh, sal,
you're repulsed by her.
550
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,098
[ applause ]
551
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,700
Brooke: Yeah, alright.
Thank you.
552
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,902
Murr: Okay, sal,
time to start the rejection.
553
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,903
[ exhales sharply ]
554
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,238
How you doing?
Hi. How are you?
555
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,239
Hi. Good.
556
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,841
Thanks for picking me.
557
00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:44,709
Oh, no.
558
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,511
[ clears throat ]
man: Alright, and let's --
559
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,579
But before we start --
560
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,382
Before we start,
can I ask a couple of questions?
561
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,317
Q: Oh, my god.
562
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,451
I'm just
a little nervous.
563
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,053
Um...
564
00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,521
I -- if I don't --
if I don't --
565
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,257
If I don't want
to do it...
566
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,659
Can I not do it?
567
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,327
What?
568
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,528
[ groans ]
569
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,198
If I, like --
if -- right, like, uh...
570
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,599
[ sighs ] uh...
571
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,334
Murr: "you're not my type."
572
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,870
She's not my type,
exactly.
573
00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:14,907
[ laughter ]
574
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,511
Q: Oh!
This is gonna be hard.
575
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,815
Q: Alright, sal.
Murr: Here it goes.
576
00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:24,616
She's not your type,
bud.
577
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,218
Before we start --
before we start,
578
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:29,554
If I don't -- if I don't want
to do it...
579
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,889
Can I not do it?
580
00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:32,757
-What?
-Oh!
581
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,359
She's not my type,
exactly.
582
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,761
Are you kidding me?
583
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,230
No, no, no.
I'm just trying to be honest,
584
00:21:38,232 --> 00:21:41,033
Because it's --
I just want to know if, like...
585
00:21:41,035 --> 00:21:42,300
Did they not --
...If they could sub --
586
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:46,839
Like, I can give her
to the bachelor one or three.
587
00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:47,840
Oh.
588
00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:48,841
I'm sorry.
Did you just say
589
00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:51,376
That you could give her,
like -- like trade-in?
590
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,178
No, no. You know what I mean.
I won her.
591
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,779
I mean,
I won the contest.
592
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,181
Q: Sal.
593
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:57,315
Oh, my god.
594
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,783
I don't mean it
in any way.
595
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,318
I know she's --
she's very beautiful.
596
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,653
I don't mean it like that.
I just --
597
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,923
I just have a very specific type
and she ain't it, you know?
598
00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,325
[ laughter ]
599
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,861
Oh.
600
00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:10,395
I'm just saying,
if I won her, I should --
601
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,664
I -- stop talking.
602
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:15,668
[ laughter ]
603
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:16,668
[ exhales sharply ]
604
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,403
Man: Here we go.
3, 2, 1.
605
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,337
[ sighs ]
606
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:23,141
[ applause ]
607
00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:25,009
Well, welcome back.
608
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,881
And it is time to check in with
our bachelor and bachelorette
609
00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:31,483
And see
if it's a match made in heaven.
610
00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:32,951
Q: Oh, go ahead, sal.
It's not --
611
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,887
It's not
a match in heaven at all.
612
00:22:34,889 --> 00:22:36,421
I know we're on air,
but it's not a match.
613
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:37,890
I just don't want --
can we just yell cut?
614
00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:40,225
Because I -- I don't want
to go through with it
615
00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:41,626
Because I'm not --
it's "brooke of love."
616
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,027
I'm not gonna love her.
She's not my type, you know?
617
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,229
Q: Alright, brooke,
time to unleash!
618
00:22:44,231 --> 00:22:45,830
Have you looked
at yourself lately?
619
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:46,965
Oh!
620
00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:48,967
I-I-I --
I'm just saying --
621
00:22:48,969 --> 00:22:51,636
What's up with the with
the wolfman jack hairdo?
622
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,438
[ laughter ]
623
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,107
Q: We didn't tell brooke
to say that!
624
00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,508
[ laughs ]
625
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,376
I don't get it.
Yeah, I-I --
626
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,578
I just --
I don't know what
you're trying to do.
627
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:02,781
I have a very
specific type.
628
00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,117
Oh, that -- well, you look like
you can be really picky.
629
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,919
[ laughter ]
630
00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,853
I'm gonna make it about me
right now, okay?
631
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:09,988
I am brooke shields,
632
00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:12,257
And I'm gonna tell you
to go [bleep] yourself.
633
00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:17,129
[ cheers and applause,
jokers laughing ]
634
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,333
Can we finish the --
no, I don't want to hear
another [bleep] word
635
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:22,734
Out of your mouth,
and I'm not --
636
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,270
I am not kidding.
Get off the heart.
637
00:23:25,272 --> 00:23:27,172
[ laughter ]
638
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,545
How do you --
don't --
639
00:23:33,547 --> 00:23:34,879
I --
I just want to go back.
640
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,681
I'll go back.
641
00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:40,485
Do -- hey, dickless.
642
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,755
Find another exit
and find it fast.
643
00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,357
But it's "brooke of love."
it's not now.
644
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,359
[ laughter ]
645
00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:49,494
Don't break my set,
[bleep] face.
646
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,963
Get the [bleep]
out of here.
647
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:54,232
[ laughter ]
648
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:56,701
We still see you,
[bleep]
649
00:23:56,703 --> 00:24:00,905
[ cheers and applause ]
650
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,875
Q: Holy crap.
That was amazing.